Deadliest Warrior

**A Nerd** · 06-07-2010, 15:52

Long range: Superman heat rays, Hulk picks stuff up and throws it at you (more often than superman)
Medium Range: Superman tornado/ice storm breath, Hulk thunderclap shockwave
Short Range: Superman super punches/kicks, Hulk super punch/kick/smash

OK. Superman at long range, Superman at medium range and Hulk at short range. Not counting kryptonite. What is Hulk's weakness?
What about superfriends vs. legion of doom?

**Vuk** · 06-07-2010, 17:41

Sick of the mentally retarded match-ups and ridiculous results of Deadliest Warrior? Are you ready for an alternative that will likely offer real action, real results, and epic match-ups?

Deadlier Warrior! Likely premiering on Youtube, July 2010! Get ready for blood!

**Spartan198** · 06-11-2010, 12:10

Ah, Deadliest Warrior. This show is a total crock. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't try to pass the show off as serious and scientific, but I guess that's SpikeTV for you.

I could go on for hours talking about all the things they've done wrong (like pitting a one-handed battle axe against a freaking ballista, for example), but instead I'll just say I think we're all unanimous in that this show is so undeadly that it's completely fake.

**jabarto** · 06-13-2010, 03:47

Welp, it looks like the Immortal is going to win over the Celt next week simply by virtue of having a bow. If I'm not mistaken it'll be the forth ancient matchup in a row to be won by the guy with the edge in long-range weapons.

Although I think they're giving the Immortal a scythed chariot (I'm not kidding, look at the Spike website) so maybe it'll even out.

**lars573** · 06-13-2010, 05:15

Originally Posted by A Nerd

OK. Superman at long range, Superman at medium range and Hulk at short range. Not counting kryptonite. What is Hulk's weakness?
What about superfriends vs. legion of doom?

Hulk doesn't really have one. Beyond that he's not invulnerable. He just regenerates really fast, and I'm fairly certain he can regrow lost limbs. But Hulk vs. Superman is a very contentious issue. As when Marvel and DC had their vs. series in the 90's they left several fights up to a vote. Naturally Superman won, and many feel Hulk was forced to job to Superman.

Besides the more interesting prize fights would be Superboy-Prime vs. Sentry

Or Superman vs. the Supernatural version of Michael.

**Vuk** · 06-30-2010, 00:23

Hey, is there any way to watch Deadliest Warrior live online? I really want to catch tonights episode. (and I do not have cable)

**jabarto** · 06-30-2010, 08:45

Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again

Hey, is there any way to watch Deadliest Warrior live online? I really want to catch tonights episode. (and I do not have cable)

Wait a week and you'll be able to watch it on the Spike website.

On topic, Spike likes to shaft western Europeans every chance they get. Only twice have Europeans won out against their enemies, and only because in both cases their opponents were laughably ill-equipped for battle. I know everyone falls in love with THE MYSTICAL KATANA but good god...

**Ronin** · 06-30-2010, 12:15

the Deadliest Warrior is the one who catches the opponent by surprise.

who knew ninjas still exist?

**runes** · 08-24-2010, 00:59

celt vs immortal pissed me off to no end

**A Nerd** · 08-24-2010, 01:24

I don't mean to be rude, but why does everybody watch this show if it is as bad as they say?

**Vuk** · 08-24-2010, 01:45

Originally Posted by A Nerd

I don't mean to be rude, but why does everybody watch this show if it is as bad as they say?

Because the concept is SOOOOO good, and it is the ONLY one of its type. Just keep hoping for a good one, and keep getting disappointed.
Of course there is also the entertainment value. There is no denying that it is a very entertaining show to watch. That is not what people get mad about though, it is the historical inaccuracy.
"Smeagol hates and loves the ring, as he hates and loves himself."

**SillySirius** · 08-24-2010, 03:01

I just started watching this show after having told myself i never would.

Some things do leave you going huh but its entertainment and thats how i take it.

The people you guys should be getting mad at about some of the weapons matchups are the "experts" who seem to be the ones that get to pick their sides arsenal.

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 08-24-2010, 12:36

I just want to where they get the jelly filled dummies at!

**Ibrahim** · 08-25-2010, 03:51

Originally Posted by |Sith|R|AntiWarmanCake88

I just want to where they get the jelly filled dummies at!

I sometimes watch it, so I can get a better laugh when Noah Antwiler rips Spike TV a new one.

like, for example, when they released their spinoff game.

or when DW's fanboys came to defend the spinoff game, he tore them a new one as well.

its funny watching nerds like Spoony kill each other over a show.

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