Total War Center Down?

[Andres]

I want the camel stables with pevergreen!
It won't happen again I swear

Camel stables it will be then. Standard procedure before you start cleaning is being given 50 lashes to make sure you won't forget your duties. Failing to show up on time will result in being burned at the stake.

Enjoy your cleaning duties! Oh, you only get a shovel until after a 60 day trial period. You have two hands at your disposal. To shower, you need to..., hm, the showers haven't been fixed since they last broke down... in 2006 or so. That smelly fellow over there is your colleague, peverthenotsogreenanymore. He works there as a volunteer. We don't know why he keeps doing it either.