Noble Son... and two filths- Small Mafia [Concluded]

[White_eyes:D]

I have a better one, kill White_Eyes.

You can't:whip:, you EXILED me remember?(hint, had you sent me to jail I would have died.... because I think that was the only way to kill me.....:book:)

[Beefy187]

Recent activities

While White_Eyes and YLC prepares to siege the Kingdom of Beef, Sarathos was training him self in order to challenge White_Eyes to a duel.

"I surrender Sir Sarathos!" one of the guard cried.

"Well tried Tristen. NEXT!!"

Yoyoma continued to preach to the people that the crisis will be over, and new king will arrive soon. And continues to preach to his fellow princes that violence against each other should be ceased.

El Diablocontinues to abtain new skills, and master the art of kitten Juggling, as he attempts to win the heart of the peoples

Factionheir is still moaning of the death of his friend Shlin, and swears to him that he will end this madness at once.

While Quintus.... Where is he? (Be more active Quintus and you will get a mention:yes:)

Can the Kingdom of Beef survive? Or is the kittens going to turn the mighty kingdom in to a pile of dust? :clown:

Advertise- If you see, hear or sense animal cruelty. Or if you want to know about animal cruelty in kingdom of beef, Please access www.cruelty/kingdombeefy/whiteeyeswashere.com

As for serious matter... VOTE FOR SOMEONE TO EXILE!! (Captain will be angry :furious3:)

[FactionHeir]

Nothing wrong with a kingdom ruled by the noble council of princes ~:)

[El Diablo]

Vote Yoyoma

Just to get things started so that Beefy can get back to his wife and kids (and I will then give him back his kittens that I have been borrowing).

[Yoyoma1910]

I assume your vote is for removal from this kingdom, rather than that I lead it. So I must say this: Good Prince El Diablo, I do not wish us to fight, for I feel you a noble man. However, if you wish to quarrel with me, I shall give you quarrel.


Vote: El Diablo


I would however much prefer we reach a decision in a more civil manner.

[Quintus.JC]

Nothing wrong with a kingdom ruled by the noble council of princes ~:)

Seconded.

[Yoyoma1910]

I agree, for a kingdom needs its nobles.



But we also must have one king (according to the game).



House Yoyoma, though noble by the decree of great Beefy, does not hail from his blood.

We therefor support Prince Sarathos, son of the Great King Beefy and noble lady Sara for this role. His strength and "awesomeness" are known throughout the kingdom, and he is much loved by the people.

Would others join me in this? And save this kingdom from those forces beating at our gate?

[FactionHeir]

A council with a rotating leadership would be an idea, no?

[Yoyoma1910]

I agree, but Beefy has stated in several post throughout the game that there must be only one king. So, I don't think plurality will win it for us.

[FactionHeir]

Hmm there are two exiles with armies and a lot of living princes with armies. Unless those two are some stellar military commanders, what are they going to do?

[Yoyoma1910]

They've already defeated our army once, and that was before they combined.


Great king Beefy has deigned that only one of us can stand in his place, and the people, it seems, will accept no other decision. We must have a strong leader who can lead our demoralized troops into battle. If there are too many of us in command, what chaos will fall upon us in the battlefield.


And then what? More backstabbing to gain control of the throne? No. I don't believe we've been given this option.

[FactionHeir]

COnsidering a day and night have passed without murder, I believe we can work together just fine.

[White_eyes:D]

As for serious matter... VOTE FOR SOMEONE TO EXILE!! (Captain will be angry :furious3:) I talked with Beefy what he meant by this.....and Believe me YOU don't wanna have this happen........and if you guys don't start voting or(killing) you will find out what happened's when a city under siege gets low on supplies....(the Captain gets desperate and starts getting rid of Princes to 'help the food problem')

[FactionHeir]

Well, then we as princes execute the low-born captain and find the oracle he murdered, huh?

[Yoyoma1910]

unvote: El Diablo


vote: FactionHeir

I'm sorry,

It's not an option. I wish it were, but we must only have one king. The people of Beefdom must come before our own person ambition.

[FactionHeir]

vote:yoyoma

So you are voting me to want to prevent bloodshed after yourself claiming not to want any?

[El Diablo]

Just a question to our nobel host...

Once we have drawn straws and reduced ourselves to 2 princes - what then?

How do we reduce to one?

It seems that at some stage our host (or the princes) will need to select a winner (despite us having rooted out the "two filths" and already obtained "town" victory).

Thus can we select the king from here, and avoid any futher exile/bloodshed?

If so, I vote FactionHeir for King

[Beefy187]

Ok.. this is going to the direction I didnt really expect.. So... Commencing improvising random events!! :clown:

[Sarathos]

I propose a proposition,

We fair Princes of Noble birth that remain, we are the few who have the power to change the course of history. Why fight each other when there is clearly a must worse enemy afoot? Why fight each other at all?

The fate of the Kingdom of Beef lies in our hands and we stand divided, thus we will surely fail. I see if you have a shred of dignity and loyalty left within you, you will unite to combat this impeding threat.

We have all lost friends in these past days, but we stand to lose much more if we continue to bicker amongst ourselves. How selfish we all have become, only thinking of us when there is a who kingdom of people who we have sworn to serve and protect and who stand to lose much more if these horrid invaders step on our soil.

We have stood without a king for sometime now, and I believe we can last just a little longer, unite with me dear Princes, lead of grand armies against these barbaric foes, crush their puny rebellion all in the name of Beefy!

The time has come, our battle awaits, I say we stop voting each other and stand as one. I say we ride against evil, side by side, and whom ever survuves to the end of the day gains the right to the throne. What better way to prove one's worth then through honour and glory of battle?

So fellow Princes, stop voting each other, and vote of the enemy! Because the only way we stand a chance is to stand together!

What say dear Princesm, will you fulfill your pledge of honour and duty?

What say you?


have much more

[Yoyoma1910]

Very well.


Unvote:FactionHeir


Vote:battle?

[El Diablo]

Well normally I would be keen as mustard to ride into battle, but you see, this scratch I have here on my arm (from a mis-flighted kitten) seems to have gotten infected and I am still waiting for the antibiotics that I got from "Yee Olde Pharmacy" to take effect.

Thats why I have been laying off the mead these past couple of days.

Aggh, alright - lets ride!

Unvote Yoyoma Vote Battle

I pledge my full honour and duty.

House Diablo

[FactionHeir]

unvote: Yoyo of the Ma vote: War

[Beefy187]

The Captain stood there.. absolutely confused. For him, being the king was amongst the highest of all honours he could imagine. Captain saw everything. All the sly cunning plots that the princes pulled together. Yet few of them are now offering to stand together. So Factionheir was voted to become the king, Sarathos, Yoyoma and El Diablo agreed to fight White_Eyes and YLC together. King with out a vision, king with out a passion, king with out courage and valous, king who can manupilate everything to his benefits against all odds. King Beefy was that king. Captain clearly saw these quolities in the princes. Except he feared the consequences for his crimes...

All bad precedents started from a justifiable measures

Captain did all things for the good of the country. Now he fears for his own life. Yet Sarathos speech, Factionheir and Yoyomas attitude, El Diablos motives... It burned up something in captains heart. Something which was gone since the death of the king. Nationalism.

"Well...er... I cannot object my dear princes. However let us choose the commander to lead the battle first... If we have everyone voting for one of the noble prince, we shall have him as the commander and he can decides the fate of this kingdom."

Captain then feared for the same issue he read in many books. Lust of power. Saying of "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely." As long as there is more then one princes alive, there is always a risk of getting different ideas, then civil war, then futile blood chaos. Captain had to trust the conscience of the princes.

"Good luck princes" Captain said

[El Diablo]

Well seeing as I have this kitten scratch

Vote FactionHeir to lead us to glory.

[Yoyoma1910]

Well seeing as I have this kitten scratch

Vote FactionHeir to lead us to glory.

My. I never knew such bravery as a man who weeps from a kitten scratch.

Vote: Sarathos, son of Beefy, as leader of battle.

[El Diablo]

My. I never knew such bravery as a man who weeps from a kitten scratch.


You have obviously never caught a kitten.

Claws first! :clown:

[Sarathos]

Vote: Sarathos, son of Beefy, as leader of battle.
I thank you dear friend for this vote, it gives me great honour and confidence that I have made a difference. I shall gladly and responsibly accept the great role of King if you will all have me. But it not, I shall fight to defend the Kingdom of Beef till the end nonetheless. And should we win the fight, there will be no arguments from me on who should be King, for he who earns his blood in battle, earns his place at the table.

King or not king, win or lose, I shall fight, to the end.

Oh and bags a duel with White_Eyes, he is mine :evilgrin:

[Beefy187]

Day 6 summery

Factionheir will lead the battle while Sarathos will duel the rebel leader White_Eyes.

The princes discussed the battle plans and strategy. By the end of the day, they were confident. No one can beat the army of the Beefs.

"So then" said Factionheir "Let us ride to the battle. For the glory of Beefendom! Come gents! To battle!!"

Night orders please... The out come of the battle will be decided on the next day phase.

[Beefy187]

Day 7

"Scout reporting sire!! The rebel scums awaits at the bottom of the hill, eight hundred meters from here."
"What is their total strength?"
"Pitiful sir. We have more numbers and we are better trained."

Factionheir made a quick speech from his horse.
"Very well. Gents! The time has come! Take up your spears. String your bows. Raise your shield! The sun blesses our army today. Today we fight the rebel scums red by two exiled prince. Traitors to our kingdom. You have no need to fear them. Those peasants are no match for you brave warriors of Beefendom. Some of you may think White_Eyes are an magician. Some may think of him as wise general. But he is nothing more then a filthy slave. Tonight we princes avenge our brothers. We avenge for Aries. we avenge for Shlin! We avenge for General Winter and even the misguided YLC. Upon victory we promise you all a prosperous kingdom govern by council of noble princes. We promise you glory, honor and Beef ever lasting!!!"

YEA!! YEA!! YEA!!!

"But understand gents! We must slay this villain first. Whos with me!?"

AYE!! AYE!! AYE!!!

"Let us then gentleman!! Charge to glory!!"

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Factionheir smiled to Sarathos and said "God speed my friend."
"Dont worry general.. Ill be back in 5 minutes"

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First spear man Pagman was leading the frontal army. He ordered a stop at 100 meters point and ordered a arrow shot. Needless to say the peasants replied with continuous volley of arrow fires. But they were peasants after all and his army was professionals.

"Turtles!"

In less then a second his army organized them selves in to a turtle formation. Making arrow fire useless. While the archers, using the longbows confidently mowed down the peasants one by one, while they out ranged the peasants man.

Pagman looked back to Factionheir. Factionheir ordered the army to charge.

"CHARGE FOR BEEFENDOM!!!"

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White_Eyes stood there worriedly in the middle of the few fine man given from YLC. His little turtle formation kept him alive from the archers, but soon his corpse were to lay flat on the ground if miracle didnt happen. He was outnumbered..

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First spear man Pagman approached the peasants.. 50 meter more... Suddenly, he noticed the army slowing down as they approached the dark brown area of the ground.

"God what is this smell?" he asked him self. and soon he realised.. It was pile of poo (****) of the horse, pigs, mixed with cows and even peasants.

"Hahahaha!! You scums!!" Pagman approached White_Eyes guard and delivered the deadly thrust. It penetrated the pathetic wooden shield and the guard dropped dead. White_Eyes appeared in front of Pagman.
"See you in hell White_Eyes!! You bloody son of a Who..."
"Ladies first aint it First spear man?" replied White_Eyes, smiling."

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Factionheir had problem understanding what just happened. Infantries it self was enough to wreck the rebels. In addition he sent the cavalry charge from all three direction, completely surrounding thew rebels. Victory was about to come. But what he saw, when cavalries charged at White_Eyes the cavalries stopped. Then second later, fell to the ground. Then the swarm of angry peasants led by the soldiers of YLC charged at the mighty army, it was them who found them selves surrounded. But the battle wasn't over. The army led by furious Sarathos, fighting as if he is dancing, kept up the morale and continued to fight. But as Sarathos struggled to reach White_Eyes, the army found them selves frustrated.

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Phase one worked fine. White_Eyes and his body guard was well protected by the ring of spears. Reinforcement came out of the ground and pushed the army back and other then an occasional javelins passing by, there was nothing which could threat White_Eyes.

"Prepare the second tactic!" White_Eyes grinned.

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The second wave of soldiers came out of the ground and advanced forward. Immediately many soldiers reacted.. in a bad way.

"Claudio? Thank god! I thought you were dead!!"
"No. I was captured by White_Eyes but I was immediately released. He is a great guy.. You should talk to him!"
"But he is a traitor..."
"No he doesnt want you guys to die. See you guys are losing. Its best if you surrender and join his.. He has such wonderful vision for our kingdom. You should listen to him.."

Brainwash. Such a effective tactic. While many was effected by this, only Sarathos continued to fight.

Factionheir approached the battle field with his horse archers. Shooting the peasants, desperately trying to rescue the army left.

"Sarathos!! We have to retreat!! This way!!"

Sarathos was willing to fight, but even he had to admit, with even his army turning the blade at him, he had no choice but to run away.

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Back at the rally point, all the princes met.

"While we were at the battle field. I wonder where you fine noblemans were?" Factionheir asked. Sarcastically.

"The northern force was ambushed.. Casualties were high.. We had no choice but to run..." Answered El Diablo

"The southern force were Sandwiched... Only us handful of man escaped.. " answered Quintus.

"The Eastern reinforcement met YLCs mercenary force. We fought well but we had no archers to counter against theirs.. We had to fight defensive. They also had a highly skilled legions of black clothed men, ripping our army apart like hot knife through butter. I saved most of my army though..." Answered Yoyoma.

The captain arrived with the left over of his army. It seems that he was too ambushed and defeated.

"I can only think of one reason of our defeat and that is betrayal of one of our man.. How else would they know exactly where we were coming from?

Paranoia dominated once more... Traitor was on loose once more...

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Sorry ill love to do the write up for the night actions but I have to go somewhere quickly.. Ill update it again later..

This is it for now.

[White_eyes:D]

Nice write-up Beefy:2thumbsup: It reminds me of the tactic I had to use against the AS in EB(I was playing as the Haysdan(mostly peasants but killer in ambushes:evilgrin:), it was really hard but a lot of fun.:beam:)

[ULC]

"A most glorious victory indeed for the common man we have struck here today! Long will it be remembered how the farmer, the smith, and the merchant took up arms against those who would think them their betters! To a man, your bravery is greater, for you run into battle with naught but the clothes on your back and the tools of your trade, with families and loved ones back home with heavy heart, waiting for you to return. How noble it is too, how brothers, uncles, sons and fathers, friends and old foe alike, stand shoulder to shoulder, true brothers in arms, with all old hates, miseries, and cruelties forgotten, cast away to forge a brighter and better future! The nobles, they have nothing to compare to it, the purity of purpose, of life and hope, that all you men of the low and earthly class posses! Truely it is you who are the noblemen, not they! What do you fight for?! Freedom from tyranny! Freedom of life! Your wives, sons, and daughters! Your land, your trade, and your good conscience! The nobles fight for the impure vices of greed, lust, and pride, while you noble sirs ask for nothing more, fight for nothing more, and give your lives for nothing more then what is good, honest, and just! Truly, you are Gods people! Truly we are blessed and most righteous in our quest, and truly, as does all good things, we shall conquer!!"

-First Consulate YLC's speech after the Battle of Upland Hill, Beefdom.

[Beefy187]

Nice write-up Beefy:2thumbsup: It reminds me of the tactic I had to use against the AS in EB(I was playing as the Haysdan(mostly peasants but killer in ambushes:evilgrin:), it was really hard but a lot of fun.:beam:)

Baktria for life!! Might try Carthage next though.. seeing as 1.2 is out now..

Anyway.. About this night.. I thought something more spectacular would happen but not yet apparently...

"Look what happened my princes... You had your battle. and lost it.. See the flaws in the idea of country ruled by dozens? There only has to be one king.. Just one king.. Do what you wish.."

Need some ideas now princes. But let me assure you, unless you nail the traitor, You will definitely lose the battle.

[ULC]

Aww..no one likes my speech? Fine ~;p, at least I know the peasants cheered!

[Beefy187]

I hate it YLC... Im jealous :inquisitive: I want to eat your brain and ninja your skill of making speech...

Believe me thats a compliment..

Captain stood up in the front of exhausted soldiers. Shocked of their defeat.. While the victorious peasants can be heard cheering to their music, defeated soldiers stood side by side, in the cold palace square, stinking the whole place up with the smell of wastes..

"Gents... Umm.. We didn't... ugh get defeated! You heard them! You heard YLC using a big ass voice of his, making a loud ass speech. But let me tell you. Its all lies! Filthy lies!! They aren't the goodies... We are!! They speak of families! But we got families too!! And no matter how smelly we are!! Regardless of us smelling like a swine or not! Be assured! Your wives will welcome you to bed!"

"Hey theres womens around too captain!! Womens allowed to join the army in this country!"

"And husbands too! Husband will laugh at you for your smells. Then he'll give you a warm hug and a steaming kiss! My point is this.. Cheer up! We are not defeated! Chuck the Beefs on fire. Eat up! For next time we face those peasants. The third time.. We will truimph! Third time lucky gents!!"

"You forgot the women again captain!!"

"Ladies and gents I mean! Lets show them what the true sons of Beefendom can do!"

*The crowd gives a..... little clap:sweatdrop: Meh thats enough

PS:Its on YLC! Ill challenge you to a speech off! :furious3:

[Thermal]

Baktria for life!!
insane at all? we all no EB parthia rules :yes: i stopped playing because the fiance was horrendous

[FactionHeir]

So is it day or night right now?

[Quintus.JC]

I'm confused, so the filth is still among us?

[FactionHeir]

I think the filth is gone, but someone might have received a traitor role. Or Beefy is just playing with us.

[El Diablo]

It appears that we may have a traitor but as FH stated is it day or night?

[Beefy187]

Its day

And yes I enjoy playing with you guys alot :clown:

[FactionHeir]

So that means there is no traitor?

[Beefy187]

Lets just say the captain had nothing to do with it. And no I didnt create any random event or specific role on the spot.

[White_eyes:D]

Meaning? there is a traitor among you...:evilgrin:. Beefy I think if you ever want this to come to some sorta ending, you better use that "policy" I asked you about.....I mean after there are a few princes killed they well start making this go faster rather then freezing it....:smash:

[Beefy187]

Hmm

Kill squad is now reduced to 2 peoples and after 1 successful kill... promotion:beam:

[FactionHeir]

What does this have to to with day phase? :inquisitive:

[Beefy187]

Nothing.. Just looking forward to the night

Besides no one is talking besides you Factionheir :wall:(White_Eye doesnt count :laugh4:)

[FactionHeir]

I think we reached a stage where us survivors decided that exiling is a bad idea. :wink:

[Yoyoma1910]

vote:fationheir

[FactionHeir]

vote:yoyoma

A vote without discussion? How very scummy.

[Yoyoma1910]

What scum?


You decided we should have a policy of elected council, which has ended us in a spot that is undesirable.



I simply want to see this all end, so I can move on with my life.

[FactionHeir]

An elected council certainly worked if it wasn't for a traitor amongst us. Considering that Sarathos and I could see each other fighting, I would assume the two of us are unlikely to be traitors.

[Yoyoma1910]

Anyway.. About this night.. I thought something more spectacular would happen but not yet apparently...

"Look what happened my princes... You had your battle. and lost it.. See the flaws in the idea of country ruled by dozens? There only has to be one king.. Just one king.. Do what you wish.."

Need some ideas now princes. But let me assure you, unless you nail the traitor, You will definitely lose the battle.

I guess there is a traitor, and also that nobody's really going to do anything. But also that it came into existence because of your idea.

unvote: Factionheir
vote: yoyoma


Since only you and I are voting,
I'm going into self imposed exile.
Back on the road with my Yo-yo skills.
The mark of a truly great king
Is his legacy of quality offspring.

[El Diablo]

Ohh so no traitor in our midst?

I must confess that the enjoyment in a mafia game (as town) is getting those pesky mafia.

Job done here.

Now this game has turned into a popularity contest that only one can win.

It is now cut throat amongst "good guys".

As a nobel lord I do not wish to participate in this blood bath and thus..

Vote El Diablo

[Beefy187]

Self exile... Hmm who else wants to exile them selves?

[Quintus.JC]

Is there a traitor among us or not?

[Beefy187]

Is there a traitor among us or not?

There was a player, amongst you princes who leaked the strategy to the rebels. Whether you call that a traitor is up to your decision.

(From captains point of view.. yes he is a traitor to the Beefemdom.. Go eat some lamb meat :whip:)

[Sarathos]

Fear not men, for I have returned! (Sorry for the absence)

First: WOAH! What is this self-exile nonsence? Didn't we all agree to work together?



An elected council certainly worked if it wasn't for a traitor amongst us.
This is very true, the elected council did work except someone told White_Eyes we were coming.

And to El Diablo and Yoyoma, do you not wish to finish this? We our outnumbered as is but what chance do you stand if we lose more? Walking away from this will not solve anything, it will only plahue your conscience if your loyalty still stands with Beefy, desertion right now is not an option.


Now this game has turned into a popularity contest that only one can win.
It is now cut throat amongst "good guys".
As a nobel lord I do not wish to participate in this blood bath and thus..
We agreed that the king shall be forged and chosen from the heat of battle. Only after we defeat this rebellious threat can we think of electing a king. We also agreed not to kill/vote each other which I still stand beside.

I propose we stay with the elected council and start over. Killing and deserting will do no good, but Lord help the one who leaked our battle plan....

If you are all still loyal and have any wish to see this through to the end in the of the glorious Beefy, speak up now.

[Quintus.JC]

I agree with Prince Sarathos, we must work together to fend off against the exiled Princes.

[Yoyoma1910]

unvote:yoyoma

Very well. So then who leaked the plans?

Beefy, does the traitor know explicitly he is the traitor?

[Thermal]

Ohh so no traitor in our midst?

I must confess that the enjoyment in a mafia game (as town) is getting those pesky mafia.

Job done here.

Now this game has turned into a popularity contest that only one can win.

It is now cut throat amongst "good guys".

As a nobel lord I do not wish to participate in this blood bath and thus..

Vote El Diablo

arrrr! not use the curse of the suicide vote, i used this and was murdered the night after :thumbsdown:

[White_eyes:D]

Beefy, why did you not listen and transfer Mafia status to someone? they are not going to kill each other as long as they are not Mafia:juggle2: or SK.....:furious3:

[Beefy187]

unvote:yoyoma

Very well. So then who leaked the plans?

Beefy, does the traitor know explicitly he is the traitor?

Yes. It was his own choice to be the traitor.

This goes for all of you.... If you have hidden ambition or secret plans. Do share with me so I can arrange something for you. For it is completely impro from now on.

As for killing... Yes it does seem to be a little dull like White_Eyes said. So heres my night action idea plan two.

Send me a detailed plan about what you want to do during the night and it will be done

Just like The Castle if anyone played that game.

So that means... Solo kills are now on!

(Sorry for the last minute impro.. rules will be redone if there is a sequel)

[Beefy187]

Just a few thing. If I can request White_Eyes and YLC too to write their night orders (If someone can tell them that will be great)

Somehow, White_Eyes and YLC now has the ability to become the king too, depending on what happens from now on.

Also if I can get some kind of finale soon, my email folder will greatly appreciate it as im about to reach the maximum capacity (still got more then 10 percent room though)

[Sarathos]

Somehow, White_Eyes and YLC now has the ability to become the king too, depending on what happens from now on.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

[Beefy187]

From the moment you lads decided to challenge the host by breaking rule one:inquisitive:, abandoning your major victory (to be the king) I said, why not... Lets make this realistically as possible. In real life situation, only non eligible princes are the dead ones.

[Beefy187]

unless El Diablo wishes to take back his words, he will head off to exile.

ill wait for him. Sorry for the long night

And yet another edit.. Lynch will now mean execute, unless clearly stated as exile

[ULC]

:evilgrin:

White_Eyes, Quicktopic to make sure were on the same page here for now?

[White_eyes:D]

:evilgrin: Oh yeah, Town screwed the pooch BIG TIME:yes:

[Yoyoma1910]

:evilgrin: Oh yeah, Town screwed the pooch BIG TIME:yes:

No. Nobles don't screw pooches, we leave that for the peasant class.

[White_eyes:D]

No. Nobles don't screw pooches, we leave that for the peasant class.

ohhhh....Yoyoma you will be after tonight...(I got something 'special' planned for you....and yes it does have something to do with being screwed over*evil laughter*)

[Yoyoma1910]

From the moment you lads decided to challenge the host by breaking rule one:inquisitive:, abandoning your major victory (to be the king) I said, why not... Lets make this realistically as possible. In real life situation, only non eligible princes are the dead ones.

You did tell me I was allowed to offer the idea of an election...


Anyway, we're working towards selecting a proper king. It's not easy to replace the Beefmaster.



And in your last game we were all eaten by a Tyrannosaurus after we won. So maybe winning doesn't seem as potentially rewarding as it should?

[ULC]

I have sent a herald to announce my intentions towards the Kingdom of Beef. If you refuse my generous offer, know that I am strong enough now to crush you just enough to let the Kingdom of Pizza come and take you over :evilgrin:

[Beefy187]

Vote tally

Yoyoma: 1 (Factionheir)
El Diablo: 1 (El Diablo)

El Diablo will be exiled.

Also Yoyoma will be executed if there is no other candidates

Couple more hours then we'll enter a big night :laugh4:

As for Yoyomas question about the finale.. I do have couple ideas in mind, but whether it will be good ending or bad ending is up to you.

By the way.... Kingdom of Pizza?? I wonder how ATPG got influences in the game his not even in:laugh4:

[ULC]

He's the neighboring kingdom, waiting for this one to end ~;p (IIRC, he's next in line)

[Beefy187]

Tell Lord ATPG that this game wont end.... just yet

Beefendom shall never fall!! (But I will not rig the game:sweatdrop:)

[Sarathos]

No matter what happens tonight, we Princes and the Kingdom of Beef will stand strong.

I object to the execution and excile of Yoyoma and El Diablo. Why must there be a lynch? Since we seemed to of broken the first rule and since this game is spiralling towards having no rules, we should we lynch someone, when we are low on nobles as it is?

[Sarathos]

Sorry for the double post here, but I have just recieved a a rather interesting request.

Rebel leader White_Eyes have asked to duel me and I now say, I accept.

But to make this a little more 'exciting', I wish to offer him a little wager.

The duel is to the death, just us two, no guards no archers no tricks.

If I win all his troops become mine and his Rebellion is no more. If he wins, he gets my title and right to the throne.

One must win and one must lose, and the winner must live, no killing them because you are a sore loser.

So what say you White_Eyes, are you man enough?

[White_eyes:D]

Deal, let us see who is better at the sword....:duel:

[ULC]

I specifically object. No blood need to be shed over this, and petty vengeance will not help matters. Either control your emotions Sarathos, or my superior army will ensure Beefdom remains "stable". If there is a duel, I will mediate it, and no one will die.

[White_eyes:D]

I specifically object. No blood need to be shed over this, and petty vengeance will not help matters. Either control your emotions Sarathos, or my superior army will ensure Beefdom remains "stable". If there is a duel, I will mediate it, and no one will die.

Fine, let's have some 'rules'......:clown:

[Sarathos]

I specifically object. No blood need to be shed over this, and petty vengeance will not help matters. Either control your emotions Sarathos, or my superior army will ensure Beefdom remains "stable". If there is a duel, I will mediate it, and no one will die.
Afraid of death are we YLC? I am sure White_Eyes is big enough and ugly enough to take care of himself, but if his skills are up to the task....

As for my emotions, you needn't worry about them, I am in complete control of myself, my troops and the outcome of this little fist fight.

And I object to your mediating a fight which is not yours. If by chance it is mediated it will be done by a neutral 3rd party, now I could take both of you but I like to play fair.

And I am a little worried about you YLC, the power of a seemingly superior army, which is only superior in number, has gone to your head. I can't imagine what else you might 'stabilize' if you were allowed any real power.....lucky I am here to stop you.


Fine, let's have some 'rules'......
If you bow so easily to a little contest then this should be a short fight.

[ULC]

First, I am neutral in all aspects. You think I cam to conqueror you? No, the Consulate needs you stable, and conquering you will not achieve that without breaking the spirit of the Consulate. I am First Consul, I cannot do that.

Second, my army is superior in both training and in number, although I will say equal in tactics, since I have had not the privilege of matching minds with Beefdoms best strategists and tacticians.

Third, White_Eyes has been placed under my protection.

[Beefy187]

Its your call White_Eyes whether if your going to accept the duel or not

[Sarathos]

First, I am neutral in all aspects. You think I cam to conqueror you? No, the Consulate needs you stable, and conquering you will not achieve that without breaking the spirit of the Consulate. I am First Consul, I cannot do that.

Second, my army is superior in both training and in number, although I will say equal in tactics, since I have had not the privilege of matching minds with Beefdoms best strategists and tacticians.

Third, White_Eyes has been placed under my protection.

Firstly you are against me, therefore you are not neutral.

Secondly, I myself can beat your best troops single-handedly, imagine what an army of Beef could do. but I will humour and give you what you seem to desire, a test of your oh-so-cunning skills in battle, and believe me, all of Beefdom's finest military minds will be there with a front row seat.

Thirdly, if White_Eyes needs protection then don't worry about a fight, I am here to match a man not a child.

[ULC]

Firstly you are against me, therefore you are not neutral.

Secondly, I myself can beat your best troops single-handedly, imagine what an army of Beef could do. but I will humor and give you what you seem to desire, a test of your oh-so-cunning skills in battle, and believe me, all of Beefdom's finest military minds will be there with a front row seat.

Thirdly, if White_Eyes needs protection then don't worry about a fight, I am here to match a man not a child.

I oppose you only out of necessity, nothing more.

I do not rely so much on my men as you think Sarathos

And I am to make sure White Eyes lives, not to coddle him, kiss his wounds, and protect from from eevry cut scrap and scratch.

[Beefy187]

If I check this forum tomorrow (in about 11 hours) and votes on Yoyoma and El Diablo arent gone then I will enter the night phase

If you arent satisfied with your night orders then you should send it to me

Ill take about day or two to go through them all and do some decent write up.

[Sarathos]

Seems time is up, lets just see how confident White_Eyes and his mother friend YLC really are...

May the best man stay standing.

Btw, Vote:FactionHeir, the little voices told me to do it...

[El Diablo]

Woah, may have just read this in time.

Unvote El Diablo

I thought that we had rid ourselves of traitors.

Seems thay are still amongst us.

[White_eyes:D]

Afraid of death are we YLC? I am sure White_Eyes is big enough and ugly enough to take care of himself, but if his skills are up to the task....

As for my emotions, you needn't worry about them, I am in complete control of myself, my troops and the outcome of this little fist fight.

And I object to your mediating a fight which is not yours. If by chance it is mediated it will be done by a neutral 3rd party, now I could take both of you but I like to play fair.

And I am a little worried about you YLC, the power of a seemingly superior army, which is only superior in number, has gone to your head. I can't imagine what else you might 'stabilize' if you were allowed any real power.....lucky I am here to stop you.


If you bow so easily to a little contest then this should be a short fight.

oh Sarathos, you were always jealous:yes: that I knew how to inspire the people like YLC and the others princes, while you were playing fencing with your imaginary friends...:laugh4: but yes I will duel Sarathos, had it not been for the informant I would have had you fingers cut off and a sword shoved up your :daisy: and how is your brainwashed friend BTW?:evilgrin:

[Beefy187]

Day 7 summery (or what ever day it is now)

Discussion were low on who the traitor was. While some offered them selves to go into exile, most simply encouraged them to look to the future and think what they can do from now on instead of thinking back and finding who leaked the strategy plan. However effect of the leak was present as most princes began to think what they are going to do, by them selves, tonight.

Later tonight, Ill send a pm to each player, confirming their night actions. If there is any misinterpretation simply reply back and if there is any player who havent sent their night orders yet or wants to add in additional orders, feel free to do so.

Just before the big party, I would like to say a word of thanks for making this game so hilariously enjoyable for the host. I cannot say you guys are easiest bunch to work with (twisting my rules and the point of the game :inquisitive:) but it was certainly the most interesting and entertaining bunch I ever played with. Thanks all :2thumbsup:

Yoyoma: 1 (Factionheir)
Factionheir: 1 (Sarathos)
Tied vote so no lynch

[Sarathos]

Just before the big party, I would like to say a word of thanks for making this game so hilariously enjoyable for the host. I cannot say you guys are easiest bunch to work with (twisting my rules and the point of the game ) but it was certainly the most interesting and entertaining bunch I ever played with. Thanks all
No worries Beefy, it has been very fun to play. But if you think it has been funny so far, just wait for White_Eyes death...

[White_eyes:D]

No worries Beefy, it has been very fun to play. But if you think it has been funny so far, just wait for White_Eyes death...

Yeah, I know:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: better make it really funny Sarathos:stare: or my LYNCH MOB Soldiers:knight: are going to make sure, you never get the throne:yes:

[Sarathos]

Yeah, I know better make it really funny Sarathos or my LYNCH MOB Soldiers are going to make sure, you never get the throne
Dead men shouldn't make promises White_Eyes...or you will have a lot more people dancing on your grave.

[White_eyes:D]

Dead men shouldn't make promises White_Eyes...or you will have a lot more people dancing on your grave.

You might recall your brainwashed friend? well what would happen if tons of 'peasants' strap themselves with explosions and charge at the palace and go off in the event of my 'death'? two words BlOODBATH:skull:

[Beefy187]

I had some hilarious orders already... which also questioned me... What era this is set in.

C4 explosive peasants seems like a sound option. I believe the Japanese were the first to come up with the suicide bomber idea which was in the 1900s. Also Chewing gum was around that age also

I also had orders regarding cannons. They are 16th century which seems to be plausible. But I believe my original idea was around Medievalish. Bows and Crossbows are definitely ok, but as for cannons....:sweatdrop: Hard.

As you all probably know, Sarathos and White_Eyes will be having a duel which will take place before the battle if there is going to be one.

[Sarathos]

You might recall your brainwashed friend? well what would happen if tons of 'peasants' strap themselves with explosions and charge at the palace and go off in the event of my 'death'? two words BlOODBATH
Yes quite, what a waste of peasents...

Oh and there is no need to worry about your brainwashed friend, he is taken care of :evilgrin:

[El Diablo]

Lord Sarathos, do you have proof or just suspictions as to who our traitor is?

[Beefy187]

Sorry for the delay of the write up.. Progress so far- none...

ive got some study for my Uni to do (Other wise ill waste a entire year...) so I can actually get into an Uni and that essay practice is taking for a while

When im done with essay, i am going to do some kanji (chinese character) practice which will take some time too then ill start writing the write up.

Expect it like in about 30 hours time or so.

I would be sending confirmation of orders in about 12 hours or so so sit tight and be patient.

EDIT: I lost my save data for the essay :wall: 3 hours gone...

Reworking on me essay... Only one out of three of them this time... Then I will write up the result of the duel

[Sarathos]

Lord Sarathos, do you have proof or just suspictions as to who our traitor is?
None whatsoever (proof that is), just suspions.

There is no rush Beefy, your future is a lot more important than a little mafia game, Im sure we would all do the same thing in your position, right guys....guys?

[Yoyoma1910]

Aye.





Take your time.

[ULC]

I second Yoyoma, take your time Beefy, were a patient lot.

[El Diablo]

Def take your time.

Because it helps you with your future (most important) and,
We can continue to postulate and brag like we are princes...


None whatsoever (proof that is), just suspions.

I hope your nights actions will gleen us more information on your suspicions.

[Sarathos]

I hope your nights actions will gleen us more information on your suspicions.
As do I....

[Beefy187]

Pms sent to all the players.. Soon as I get the reply from everyone... BLAST

Waiting for 1 more I think

[Beefy187]

I got confirmations. Night results will be sent to few peoples, then the night write up, then the battle write up.

This will take a while so please be patient

Duel has ended. Here is the result

Sun has now disappeared. It was now raining. Those who farewelled Sarathos waited eagerly for the good news. For his victory and glory. For peace..

"Its Prince El Diablo!! Open up the gate!!"
"Whats that his carrying? What is it?"

"Doctor!! Is there a doctor around!!!" El Diablo shouted. "I have Prince Sarathos! Please! Is there a doctor around?"
.................................................................................................... .............................................................................

"He was stabbed to death it seems.. All his wounds are stab wounds. He seems to have lost the duel. I'm sorry prince El Diablo but his dead."
"White...Eyes... He will pay for this..." El Diablo said.
.................................................................................................... ..............................................................................]

Sarathos is now dead. I will update the night write up when I can. Meanwhile please enjoy your discussions

[White_eyes:D]

*White_eyes makes a speech to his followers, after his victory at the duel*

"People, I return victorious from the duel with Sarathos and I can now truly say, that he was the 'Lion of Beefydom'. One of the few with enough honor to face me but now is not the time to mourn his passing, for many of the 'cowards' who still call themselves 'Princes' need to know that the People come first!!"

*Rises the sword that defeated Sarathos in combat and a large cheer comes from the masses*

Sarathos, you lost......I admit I am surprised you lost:beam: was he not the 'Lion of Beefydom?':evilgrin:

[El Diablo]

"White_eyes:D is a fraud and coward.

I must confess that I had my suspicions that about our Lord Sarathos, that he may have been the traitor. I was wrong and he was not.

I followed him to the duel to see what his intentions were. I took a detachment of my personal guards with me incase I was headed for a trap but I was not. Sadly, Sarathos was.

He began his personal duel with White_eyes:D, although I should have been suspicious when the skill he showed far exceeded the skill I have seen him display in the past. He was faster and more adept with a blade, it did not seem right. Then I saw why. It was a decoy. White_eyes:D was infact hidden with a crossbow whilst he let his champion, a woman no less, fight his battle for him. At the last minute I saw him emerge and shoot Sarathos in the back. He then went over a pulled the bolt from his body and then plunged his sword into the wound to make it appear that he had bested him with the honourable blade, rather than the cowardly shot in the back.

But in all of this I am no closer to determining who is the traitor amongst us as I did not see any of the other Princes there. However I state that we should no more engage in duels with his type as they are neither honourable nor fair."




*Note that Beffy sent me a description of what I saw when I followed Sarathos, but I (in the interets of role play) am not allowed to quote his beefyness*

[ULC]

White Eyes, how dare you! To use my woman in such a way! I told you to not go, and was sure you marched off to your death. But when I could not find Sara, I knew you something was wrong, and when she related to me how you changed and manipulated my help, I became furious! Your head is still on your shoulders only because of her! Prince Sarathos was an honorable man, he would not have killed Sara, their was no call for what you did! I wanted the duel ended, this stupid foolish duel ended without lives lost. I will help you still, but do not abuse my assistance in such a way again, I will not taint my honor so.

[Yoyoma1910]

This is base.

White Eyes you are a coward. And the next time you battle, everyone will know so.


You murdered Prince Sarathos with a woman who bears the same name as his mother, and for that I shall use your gonads as my next Yo Yo.


Before these days are done, no one will ever again speak your name without spitting.




I may not fall from the tree of Beefy as our nobly lost Prince, but so help me you had best kill me quick, for my wrath will fall upon you and anyone that stands beside you like Hellfire. Pray I never find the woman who squeezed you out of her tainted bottom.

[ULC]

Prince Yoyoma, please understand, this was never supposed to happen! I wanted White Eyes to stay out of this, so I intended Sara to replace him for the duel. Knowing the honorable man Sarathos is, he would not have killed Sara, and I gave specific instructions that Sara not kill Prince Sarathos. I only wished to humble Prince Sarathos, not kill him!

[Yoyoma1910]

His blood is on your hands.






Next time maybe you shouldn't ally yourself with a rabid dog.

[White_eyes:D]

Hmmmm......maybe you missed the point about there being a insider?:juggle2: It was the only way I knew how to beat Sarathos(I mean one on one? I would never be stupid enough to do that and I didn't think he would either....:laugh4:)
but I had no idea if he had any plans himself so, I got a pm from Beefy saying that Sarathos was going with no bodyguards or any kind of tricks to kill me.....(I thought it was YLC but clearly I was wrong....:sweatdrop:) someone else must have sent that message......and I will die soon I hope.....you guys take forever to do so.....:wall:

[Sarathos]

*White_eyes makes a speech to his followers, after his victory at the duel*

"People, I return victorious from the duel with Sarathos and I can now truly say, that he was the 'Lion of Beefydom'. One of the few with enough honor to face me but now is not the time to mourn his passing, for many of the 'cowards' who still call themselves 'Princes' need to know that the People come first!!"

*Rises the sword that defeated Sarathos in combat and a large cheer comes from the masses*

Sarathos, you lost......I admit I am surprised you lost was he not the 'Lion of Beefydom?'

White_Eyes you deserve no such victory, victory should not be shamed in this way, it is so out of context.

You won nothing because you cheated, you broke the rules of our agreement thus voiding any outcome

You are a coward, a scummy slimy good-for-nothing coward.I walked onto that plain thinking I was there to fight a man, only to find a rat had hiding out, I knew you didn't have the guts to face me, but i walked out to me you nonetheless, because that is what I am made of, honour and courage something that I doubt you could even spell.

I won our duel by defeating YLC assassin, but then you did what you do best, you shot me in the back. Not only did you not that the guts to fight me face-to-face, you didn't even have the guts to look me in the eye.

I was the Lion of Beefdom and will always be remembered, you are the scum of the earth and the only thing you will recieve is a slow and painful death.

Btw, I don't know what crowd you are talking to but they must be dead or as stupid as you. For starters you didn't beat me and secondly you used a crossbw, not a sword, so I have no idea where you pulled that from.

YLC, I do not blame you for anything, you were never the problem, unfortunately White_Eyes still is...

[Sarathos]

I mean one on one? I would never be stupid enough to do that and I didn't think he would either...
You missed the point where I have genatalia and you don't. But I will admit that I was stupid, stupid in thinking that you were a man, a man made of something and I was extreme stupid in thinking you had an genatalia to start with.

I kept my word, which defeats you on its own.

I must thank you though White_Eyes, but using your scumming tactics (or should I say normal tactics...) you have successfully proven yourself to be a first class splineless coward and made everyone hate you that little bit more, I could not of done it better myself.

[White_eyes:D]

White_Eyes you deserve no such victory, victory should not be shamed in this way, it is so out of context.

You won nothing because you cheated, you broke the rules of our agreement thus voiding any outcome

You are a coward, a scummy slimy good-for-nothing coward.I walked onto that plain thinking I was there to fight a man, only to find a rat had hiding out, I knew you didn't have the guts to face me, but i walked out to me you nonetheless, because that is what I am made of, honour and courage something that I doubt you could even spell.

I won our duel by defeating YLC assassin, but then you did what you do best, you shot me in the back. Not only did you not that the guts to fight me face-to-face, you didn't even have the guts to look me in the eye.

I was the Lion of Beefdom and will always be remembered, you are the scum of the earth and the only thing you will recieve is a slow and painful death.

Btw, I don't know what crowd you are talking to but they must be dead or as stupid as you. For starters you didn't beat me and secondly you used a crossbw, not a sword, so I have no idea where you pulled that from.

YLC, I do not blame you for anything, you were never the problem, unfortunately White_Eyes still is...

WELL, I am the Mafia and we are suppose to be dishonorable....:clown:
but still someone gave me the information that you were going alone no tricks.....and well.....Beefy needs this game to be over soon and I got tired of your "let's duel and put everything on the table".
The people NEED someone who is willing to get his hands dirty....otherwise this game would never end......:smash:(but really why have you guys stalled for so long must you all kill me and make this game go on forever?)

[White_eyes:D]

You missed the point where I have genatalia and you don't. But I will admit that I was stupid, stupid in thinking that you were a man, a man made of something and I was extreme stupid in thinking you had an genatalia to start with.

I kept my word, which defeats you on its own.

I must thank you though White_Eyes, but using your scumming tactics (or should I say normal tactics...) you have successfully proven yourself to be a first class splineless coward and made everyone hate you that little bit more, I could not of done it better myself.

Don't be mad I had some insurance:clown: I mean Beefy pretty much said "the guy with the more complex plan wins" I was surprised you didn't have guys come out of the ground or something....:beam:

[White_eyes:D]

"People are more likely to fall to a big lie, then a small one"
Adolf Hitler:smash:

[Beefy187]

WELL, I am the Mafia and we are suppose to be dishonorable....:clown:
but still someone gave me the information that you were going alone no tricks.....and well.....Beefy needs this game to be over soon and I got tired of your "let's duel and put everything on the table".
The people NEED someone who is willing to get his hands dirty....otherwise this game would never end......:smash:(but really why have you guys stalled for so long must you all kill me and make this game go on forever?)


1: Quite correct you are the mafia
2: Quite correct. The whole point of this game is to be cunning.. White_Eyes is good at it
3: Quite correct. My pm is 93 percent full, so lemme finish this game.

So far White_Eyes has been one of my favourite player in terms of cunningness. Well done:2thumbsup:

At the end of the game, I will give each player (including Aries and others who died too early) some honorable title. Think that as an early Christmas present from me (If I can manage to finish this before Christmas)

[White_eyes:D]

At the end, give me the title "White_eyes:D the Deceiver" for my nice mess up of the Shlin-Sarathos alliance:2thumbsup: but I have only one target left.......and you all can guess who it is.......I wonder if I was the one who was deceived?:beam:

Edit:Kinda funny, it was half of YLC's plan and half mine. I admit he had no idea I was going to kill Sarathos and felt repulsed at the idea, then I got the pm about Sarathos going alone, no tricks, no bodyguards and thought 'Time to pay that :daisy: back for revealing me and making the game so damn long":skull:

[Yoyoma1910]

At the end, give me the title "White_eyes:D the Deceiver" for my nice mess up of the Shlin-Sarathos alliance:2thumbsup: but I have only one target left.......and you all can guess who it is.......I wonder if I was the one who was deceived?:beam:

Edit:Kinda funny, it was half of YLC's plan and half mine. I admit he had no idea I was going to kill Sarathos and felt repulsed at the idea, then I got the pm about Sarathos going alone, no tricks, no bodyguards and thought 'Time to pay that :daisy: back for revealing me and making the game so damn long":skull:

Uh, Sarathos wasn't the one that revealed you.



Though, honestly, several of us had figured out you were the mafia before that. Why do you think people tried to put a hit on you? You were stating the obvious and playing ignorant. Either you had a learning disability, or were dumbing yourself up.


Anyway, good luck with your next target. :quiet:Let me guess who is is...

[Quintus.JC]

Sarathos is dead... what happens now?

I shall be attending Sarathos' funeral.

[El Diablo]

In any case we all mourn the loss of our nobel brother, but we also need to ensure that what happened to him does not happen to anyone else. We need to root out our traitor.

I have revealed what I found out last night - although we all would have known that Sarathos died I did manage to see HOW he died.

What did my fellow brothers do in the night?

[Quintus.JC]

I know this is a bit embrassing but I went to hide out in the local chapel in fear of assassination... spent the night safely listening to the lectures of a bunch of Beefdom priests.

[Yoyoma1910]

I was quite buisy.





I only hope it shows.


Edit: BTW, as I understand it, the duel was part of the day period.
Or at least occured before the night actions.

Ortherwise it may never have occured, or at least been more humorous.




Too bad about the bubble gum overuling... Oh well.

[White_eyes:D]

Uh, Sarathos wasn't the one that revealed you.



Though, honestly, several of us had figured out you were the mafia before that. Why do you think people tried to put a hit on you? You were stating the obvious and playing ignorant. Either you had a learning disability, or were dumbing yourself up.


Anyway, good luck with your next target. :quiet:Let me guess who is is...

No, there was some confusion until Sarathos made me admit to being the Mafia:thumbsdown:

And yes it is not hard to see who I want to kill next is it? will your plan work or will mine?:evil:

[Yoyoma1910]

No, there was some confusion until Sarathos made me admit to being the Mafia:thumbsdown:

And yes it is not hard to see who I want to kill next is it? will your plan work or will mine?:evil:


There was never really any confusion as towards whether you were mafia, except for in your head.

The confusion was because Beefy had forgotten his own rules, and we couldn't understand why you weren't locked up, as he had said you would be.





Whether or not I die matters far less to me than insuring you do. Even if you do kill me, I may come back a grab you from the grave.

[Beefy187]

There was never really any confusion as towards whether you were mafia, except for in your head.

The confusion was because Beefy had forgotten his own rules, and we couldn't understand why you weren't locked up, as he had said you would be.





Whether or not I die matters far less to me than insuring you do. Even if you do kill me, I may come back a grab you from the grave.

Yea the rules I set at the beginning failed a long time ago... For that I humbly apologize.

As for duel, it was part of the day phase and took place before the night order. So if your revealing your night order now, you probably shouldn't because the night write up is yet to come.. Which means orders can be changed still :beam:

[Beefy187]

This goes to everyone, but some orders include princes, being super man, knocking out guards and soldiers by them selves.

Princes arent uber legendary soldiers who can take on dozen guards in one go.

Also some mentioned something about sneaking in places. But knowing evil Beefy :egypt: Its likely that you will meet someone..You might get away with your imposing but when you actually try to do stuff you might get caught.

So if those things apply to you... Quick! Change the orders !

[Yoyoma1910]

As for duel, it was part of the day phase and took place before the night order. So if your revealing your night order now, you probably shouldn't because the night write up is yet to come.. Which means orders can be changed still :beam:


Well it doesn't really mater, since you're not allowing me to make a giant Bubble Gum hot air balloon, with which to drop cow manure on the opposing camps.


~;p

[White_eyes:D]

This goes to everyone, but some orders include princes, being super man, knocking out guards and soldiers by them selves.

Princes arent uber legendary soldiers who can take on dozen guards in one go.

Also some mentioned something about sneaking in places. But knowing evil Beefy :egypt: Its likely that you will meet someone..You might get away with your imposing but when you actually try to do stuff you might get caught.

So if those things apply to you... Quick! Change the orders !

hey I never said it would work.......but why not? most if what I sent you would work given the element of surprise(Played and beat all the hitman games twice:clown:)

Edit: also beat Tenchu series:beam:

[Yoyoma1910]

:flings dung at white eyes:

Bubble gum hot air balloon! With cow dung bombs, dang it!

[Beefy187]

hey I never said it would work.......but why not? most if what I sent you would work given the element of surprise(Played and beat all the hitman games twice:clown:)

Edit: also beat Tenchu series:beam:

Hitman... Well done, Tenchu impressive... But...

Have you done Metal Gear solid?? Hmm Didnt think so...:no:

:clown:

As for the huge hot air balloon... I never said no. But if you send me that order.... I will say no:laugh4:

[Sarathos]

2: Quite correct. The whole point of this game is to be cunning.. White_Eyes is good at it
More like lies deception and treachary, there is not a cunning bone in White_Eyes's sad excuse for a body. And if he was as cunning as you say, he would of won the game already...Now if you let my plan play...

And please do not mourn me brothers, I died fighting and for me there is no greater honour, I only ask that you bring that scummy White_Eyes to a very untimely and grusome end.

Finish this dear Princes, in the name of Beefy!

[White_eyes:D]

More like lies deception and treachary, there is not a cunning bone in White_Eyes's sad excuse for a body. And if he was as cunning as you say, he would of won the game already...Now if you let my plan play...

And please do not mourn me brothers, I died fighting and for me there is no greater honour, I only ask that you bring that scummy White_Eyes to a very untimely and grusome end.

Finish this dear Princes, in the name of Beefy!

Cunning and 'Honor' do not exist on the same playing field like fire and water or oil and water they don't mix:no:.....and if your a prince and endless think 'I was appointed by God' then things like the french Revolution happen (If I recall the King never let his body guards shoot the peasants, they repaid him by cutting off his head:skull:.)

[Yoyoma1910]

I say this now to First Consul, YLC.


Once, you stood beside us, a fellow prince of noble birth and virtue. You stood along side us as we attempted to sort out who was bent on the destruction of all that had been achieved by the Great King Beefy. Why now do you stand against us, attempting to destroy this?


Look to your side, and see what will come. Who is this man you harbor? That your fellow citizen fight and die with? Does he hold near the values that sit in your littlest finger?


You have said that you do not stand against the Kingdom of Beefy, and that you only wish to see these lands come to order. Do you really believe that if that man comes to power, and is allowed reign over the populous that this will occur? Would a man so bent on anarchy and deception really attempt, much less be able to bring peace to this land?




Upon leaving these lands you set about the noble experiment called self determination. I believe you truly wish for the ideals of the populous.


But, to continue to stand next to a man, who has deceived your own self into murder of a man so noble, and who never wronged you, I cannot understand. Where is this honor and virtue? You have allowed yourself and your men be turned into lowly murderers.


If you are honest, and truly wish Beefdom to return to stability and peace, raise your noble spear, and turn it not upon this castle, but towards home, to guide your men's return there to the warm beds of their wives and family. Save them from spilling more blood, and from tainting your noble experiment by associating their virtuous spears with the tainted fangs of a serpent.



Leave us with less stress upon the thread that holds us decent men, able to find that stability which you yourself have said you wish upon this land, and we shall shortly sort out this mess that has arisen, and raise upon the throne a King deserving of his people.


This I pray of you, noble and virtuous sir.

[White_eyes:D]

Yoyoma the only way to achieve any kind of "Stability" in the Kingdom of Beefy is if there is one prince......just one and with the plan I have......it's not going to be you or me.......YLC has no need to get blood on his hands, I will take the blame for everything:shame:

[Yoyoma1910]

I'm sorry, did someone just expel gas, or did the manure cart roll by.

[White_eyes:D]

Yoyoma the only way to achieve any kind of "Stability" in the Kingdom of Beefy is if there is one prince......just one and with the plan I have......it's not going to be you or me.......YLC has no need to get blood on his hands, I will take the blame for everything:shame: and you will be that mulch on the ground:evilgrin:

[Yoyoma1910]

Did someone have the chili for lunch?

[White_eyes:D]

Did someone have the chili for lunch?

Your just mad because you know your gonna die don't worry it will be fitting:evil:

[Yoyoma1910]

I say this to the bad night air that has crept like the stench of a bog upon these castle walls:


What could a serpent ever understand but hunger and venom?



My skin awaits your fangs, that you would came close enough that I could pull the head from your body, as the tick you are.

[Beefy187]

I say this to the bad night air that has crept like the stench of a bog upon these castle walls:


What could a serpent ever understand but hunger and venom?



My skin awaits your fangs, that you would came close enough that I could pull the head from your body, as the tick you are.

Shakespeare?

[White_eyes:D]

It is not middle-english so can't tell......:dizzy2:


Edit: but if I had to guess 'Hamlet'?

[Yoyoma1910]

You do a great injustice to any writer by attributing my little scribbles to them. Honestly, I just kind of make it up as I go.

It's been a few years since I looked at ol' Willy's work, but it's probably closer to Macbeth than Hamlet. With White Eyes playing the Scotsman. And certainly I'm trying to pull elements from the mood of Henry V, as well as the period in the preceding period where the young Harry spent much time with characters such as Falstaff. With maybe a twist from The Tempest and Merchant of Venice.

I'd say I am also heavily influenced by The Golden Ass, also called The Transformation of Lucius, by Apuleius. Though once again, its been awhile since my eyes swayed across these pages.

A far more recent addition to my library would be The Poem of El Cid. There's a true masterpiece. Far more realistic and honest than either the Nibelungen or the Song of Roland.

[Sarathos]

it's not going to be you or me.......YLC has no need to get blood on his hands, I will take the blame for everything
White_Eyes, you will never be King, even if I have to come back from the dead to stop you, I will.

And you don't have to take responsiblity, everyone already blames you :clown:

[Beefy187]

Sorry guys... You may crucify after the game (Not now coz ill hate you and your 25 percent more likely to die) but the update isnt posted yet because im too busy watching Premier League (and other tv shows..)

Ill try update it todayish... Just maybe :sweatdrop: (Then I see ATPG wanting to start his game fairly soon... So ill definitely update it today)

[White_eyes:D]

You do a great injustice to any writer by attributing my little scribbles to them. Honestly, I just kind of make it up as I go.

It's been a few years since I looked at ol' Willy's work, but it's probably closer to Macbeth than Hamlet. With White Eyes playing the Scotsman. And certainly I'm trying to pull elements from the mood of Henry V, as well as the period in the preceding period where the young Harry spent much time with characters such as Falstaff. With maybe a twist from The Tempest and Merchant of Venice.

I'd say I am also heavily influenced by The Golden Ass, also called The Transformation of Lucius, by Apuleius. Though once again, its been awhile since my eyes swayed across these pages.

A far more recent addition to my library would be The Poem of El Cid. There's a true masterpiece. Far more realistic and honest than either the Nibelungen or the Song of Roland.

Use middle-English for now on, on all your poems(as it would make it more beautiful:beam:)
or I will vote for you on any and all things of 'it's your fault':whip::clown:
One line I love from 'Hamlet' "I be cruel; only to be kind":smash:

[Beefy187]

"Upon my head they placed a fruitless crown,
And put a barren sceptre in my gripe,
Thence to be wrench'd with an unlineal hand,
No son of mine succeeding." Macbeth Act 3 scene 1


Not suggesting that this game is going to end that way.... Definitely not :juggle2:

[Beefy187]

On the night before the second battle, glorious palace that Beefy built was filled with grief. Loss of brave prince Sarathos was not only the damage to the noble council of princes but for the soldiers too who regarded Sarathos as role model. Death of Beefdoms bravest warrior shocked and stunned the already troubled soldiers.

Factionheir was one of those who tried to change that atmosphere.

"Our noble friends. Brave son of Beefdom! Comrades!"

The sound which filled the barrack was silenced. Every single soldiers staring Factionheir with their hollowed eyes.

"Today... I stand in front of you not only as your general. But a men who griefs. Brother Sarathos was a brave man. Man worthy of respect. And today we lost that man."

Tears ran down Factionheirs eyes. As it did on soldiers.

"So... Let us respect him by giving him a moment of silence."

After a minute of dead silence Factionheir spoke again.

"There is many more we should remember. Brother Shlin, general Aries and Lord Winter. Tricked YLC. And for our friends, brave warriors, towns man, towns womens of the Beefdom who were killed in this war. But now is not the time to grieve. For the sake of brother Sarathos, who wanted the best of this country, we must raise our chins. Look to the front for the up coming battle. Tomorrow, we aren't fighting ordinary soldiers. But tomorrow, we are slaying the demon. Cause of all evils in this kingdom White_Eyes. Tomorrow we let the traitors know!! That the justice is on our side! King Beefy is smiling upon us! We will truimph!!"

It was a strange feeling. It seemed like light has lit once more in the soldiers eyes. They were given purpose. Purpose to fight for. Purpose to die for.

"Tonight we feast and drink! Tomorrow we fight! And in the day after we shall feast once more!! To celebrate our victory. To celebrate our freedom!!"

With the ground shaking roar of the soldiers, cooks came in... With Beef steaks, beef pies, roast beefs, raw beefs, beef jerkeys. Beefs!!

"To celebrate this day. The day before we win. And to thank Beefy for our Beefs, for our kingdoms and for our lives. I have ordered the construction of first shrine of Beef! Tell your ladies to apply to be the priest of Beef. They'll be able to live in happily ever after!! And the shrine will grant those who eat lots of Beef good luck!!"

Soldiers roared once more. As if Sarathos didn't die at all. Soldiers were no longer the weeping cry babies. They were men. Born to kill.

Factionheir left the barrack quietly. Satisfied at his soldiers. He returned to his room with his guards.

"Send words to the whole country. Tell them that who ever lay down their arms against our kingdom will be forgiven for their past aggression. And those people will be invited to the monthly banquet... Free beefs! Further anyone who brings forth the head of the ringleaders. YLC or White_Eyes will be awarded with noble titles and a land filled with cows."

Factionheir headed back to the palace.

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About three kilometers away from the palace, YLC walked in to Sarah's tent. Defeated assassin was getting treated by the doctor.

"Master YLC" she said, worriedly. "I am sorry my lord."

"No need to apologize. Here is your payment."

YLC tossed her a bag full of coins. Then turning around.
"You may stay here until your wound heals. Then do what ever you'd like."

"If I may sir...I wish to serve you... Forever.."

YLC waved at the assassin while walking out of the tent.
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There are only six princes left in the race. While some chose to march their own way up to the glory, some choses to cling on to others. Some choses to pull others. Some choses to push others to the eternal glory. Method does not matter. There is only one person who gets the first prize. Unless they are satisfied with second.

The captains sliced his hands and watched his blood pour on the ground.

"May this blood be used for our kingdom."

To the rising sun he whispered

"May tomorrow be glorious. For the sake of our sons and our cows"



I will start sending out night results so if you haven't got yours back.. Don't panic.

Let the blood pour!! Battle time!!:skull:

Battle will proceed according to the battle plans I have received in the night order.

Heres the amount of soldiers of each side

Alliance of YLCs city state: 10

Farmers rebellion and Beefdom turncoats 8

Factionheirs army: 12 (which will be distributed to each princes and captains if Factionheir wishes)

This numbers are the strength of the force. Qualities included. However consider that Beefdom is on defensive and the strength of its wall are pretty good kick ass.

Use your creativity. Have fun:yes:

[FactionHeir]

So do we get any voting phase first?

[Askthepizzaguy]

By the way.... Kingdom of Pizza?? I wonder how ATPG got influences in the game his not even in:laugh4:

I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Yoyoma1910]

I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


Careful, Pizzalvania has great potential of topplings.:clown:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Careful, Pizzalvania has great potential of topplings.:clown:

The Dark Empire of the Pizza Warlord does not have potential for topplings.

We already have the best topplings there are; pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, chicken, beef, pork, you name it we got it.

[Beefy187]

Well... Half the pizza eaters will disappear if the Beef industry stops supplying you stuff :yes:

No voting. Lets go straight to the battle

(PS: Hating the pm limits... :wall:)

[Yoyoma1910]

Good.



My blade is sharp, and hungry for Eyes to Redden.



To the Good Consul YLC, I say once more this:


Take these decent men who have joined you upon this field, and return to your good land. Let them not shed blood alongside so verminous a cause as your ally's.

[White_eyes:D]

Good.



My blade is sharp, and hungry for Eyes to Redden.



To the Good Consul YLC, I say once more this:


Take these decent men who have joined you upon this field, and return to your good land. Let them not shed blood alongside so verminous a cause as your ally's.

We stopped being allies a little while ago.....but he still has a claim on the kingdom of Beefdom, so he is not going any where....:ballchain:

[Yoyoma1910]

What does a citizen of Democracy need with a Kingdom?

[White_eyes:D]

What did Rome need with the City-states of Greece? MONEY and POWER:yes:

What did Athens try to do with Syracuse? invade it....(horrible plan though....)

[Beefy187]

What did Rome need with the City-states of Greece? MONEY and POWER:yes:

What did Athens try to do with Syracuse? invade it....(horrible plan though....)

For Romes defense, they were Republic. And they did decide to retreat all their forces out of respect... Once..

as for Athens..:sweatdrop:

Couple more hours and the first chapter of the battle should be ready

[White_eyes:D]

For Romes defense, they were Republic. And they did decide to retreat all their forces out of respect... Once..

as for Athens..:sweatdrop:

Couple more hours and the first chapter of the battle should be ready

Yeah? well some of the City-states jumped aboard the Rome Empire....:yes:

[Yoyoma1910]

It's harder for someone to attack you when they've been conquered.

[Beefy187]

Soon as the sun rose, Factionheir ordered the troops to get in to the position.

"El Diablo! Your in charge of the gate and the wall!"

"Sure Factionheir!"

"Quintus! Your in charge of the secret passage way in the castle. Take some of Sarathos' body guards with you!"

"Sure"

And Factionheir was to command the rest.

"You know what you doing sir?" asked the captain.

"Don't you dare worry about me my friend. Now go do your job"

"Yes sir"

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YLC commanded his army to form a formation, about a kilometers in front of the palace. Just in front of the great forest.

"Lads. Remember my orders. And obey them!"

"Yes sir!!"

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Factionheir and El Diablo met YLC and White_Eyes in the middle of no mans land. When they were about two hundred meters away, they ordered the guards to halt. Then marched to the center by them selves.

"I hope that serpent is not using dirty tricks YLC" said Factionheir

"On my honor he is not" YLC replied. "Our demand is that Beefdom to stop their hostilities against our countries and to elect a king as swiftly as possible. Once that is done, our country and yours shall have peace"

"And my demand is to have White_Eyes dead. The soldiers who betrayed us to return to our army. And that we keep our noble councils of the princes. I do how ever believe that, the term is not acceptable" Said Factionheir.

"No it is not."

"In that case, we have to fight... Well if you change your mind, just send a messenger"

"Same goes to you."

So the leaders headed back to their own camp.

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May the battle begin.

[Yoyoma1910]

Oh shoot, guess I forgot to set my alarm clock.

[Beefy187]

Oh shoot, guess I forgot to set my alarm clock.

Witch!! Witch!! Crucify him!! His from the modern age :help:

:clown:

[FactionHeir]

So I guess if White eyes happens to die during battle, YLC basically fulfills my terms? :grin2:

[White_eyes:D]

So I guess if White eyes happens to die during battle, YLC basically fulfills my terms? :grin2:

FactionHeir your such a BAD guy, I had no idea you had it in you to have THAT planned.....but no worry's I made sure it won't happen:grin: (I love messing up other peoples plans......:2thumbsup:)
YLC.....I am a little worried about what his 'assassin' well do......but oh well, I told him to have a plan ready for stabilizing the Kingdom after the blood bath.....:evil:

[Yoyoma1910]

Try not to get too messy boys, I'm attempting to enjoy my tea out on the Veranda this morning, and I have such a hangover from last night.

[Beefy187]

Battle, 2nd turn

While YLC was deep in the thoughts of his memories in the palace, and how he has to go on sieging it, he suddenly realized the multiple flying objects, quickly coming towards his camp.

"Catapults!!" shouted YLC.

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Slowly getting there lads.. :sweatdrop:

[FactionHeir]

Flying catapults? :laugh4:

[El Diablo]

Whaaaat? I am in charge of those catapults.

"Boys did you get the instruction around the wrong way again?"

Ha ha. Get ready boys you got "incoming"!

[Yoyoma1910]

Flying catapults?





Geoffrey, pour me another Bloody Mary. I must be seeing things.

[Beefy187]

No no.. Stuff fired from the catapults. Those catapults arent Gandums you know? :sweatdrop:

Battle phase 3

YLC saw the giant flaming rocks, and immediately ordered his force to retreat. The first one landed right on the soldiers and second landed next to the two generals.

Splatted rocks killed White_Eyes immediately, scratching YLC in the cheek.

"Retreat!!" YLC shouted. His forces immediately scattered like insects...

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"Reporting! The enemies force is retreating from the range of the catapults! Requesting further order sir!"

"Very good captain" said El Diablo.

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Sending out the next lot of events

[White_eyes:D]

Splatted rocks killed White_Eyes immediately

WOW, I never got to use my plan....PLAN X which is.....well....basically dieing anyway, but first I was going to kill FactionHeir:skull: BUT killed by El Diablo's crappy catapult tactic???......I am now going to play EB for 8 hours and use those crappy siege weapons to see if they actual work....I wonder what YLC will do now......he has control over all my men now......:beam:

[Beefy187]

Next update is coming soon

[White_eyes:D]

Next update is coming soon

Hurry, more blood not just my own......:evil:

[Beefy187]

YLCs force: 17.5 left (0.5 casualty from the catapult)
Beefdom: 12 left (No casualties soo far)

[FactionHeir]

I have a feeling that was a fake white eyes ~:)
Otherwise there would have been a lot of people staring in disbelief.

[ULC]

Hmmm...maybe...maybe not...

[White_eyes:D]

I have a feeling that was a fake white eyes ~:)
Otherwise there would have been a lot of people staring in disbelief.

nope, I can confirm that I am dead by the fact YLC, has all my forces.....:shame:

[Beefy187]

waiting for two more orders. I am not ignoring you :yes:

[FactionHeir]

Besides, YLC would surrender and come to council if White eyes were dead

[Quintus.JC]

Gee... a fire has started at the secrete passage. The fighters doesn't seems to be much fire-fighers...

[ULC]

If you please, just end it now. Accept whatever conditions are necessary for the game to end.

[Beefy187]

I am still waiting for one of the order but heres what happened.

Quintus was using this fire to get him self out of the trouble. Now that he knew everything was against him, fire was the last opportunity of any kind of victory for Quintus.

He rushed to the kitchen where he found the guards and the peasant attempting to extinguish the fire. He searched for some oils to spread the fire even more.

"Anti fire squads are coming. Everyone leave this room now!!" said the captain of the guards. Quintus and others had no choice but to leave the room but...

"Prince Quintus. Please stay behind." said the captain, grabbing his arm.

"Let go of me." Quintus replied.

"Please prince Quintus. I insist you stay to command the fire squad."

"In the name of noble Cicero clan. I order you to let go at once!" he shouted. Struggling to get away.

"Whats the hurry prince Quintus? Afraid of something are you? Treason perhaps?" taunted the captain. At this moment. Quintus realized his time was over.

Captain kicked Quintus in the empty kitchen. Where flame burned him alive, entering his mouth and cooking his guts.

"Thats for lord Sarathos! And for Kingdom of Beef!!"

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Quintus is now dead

Next lot of orders please. YLC may retreat his army if he wishes

[El Diablo]

Sorry about the QJC but when you sold out Sarathos you life was forfeit anyway.
I hope that the fires clean you soul, but somehow I doubt it.

YLC leave now and it ends.

FactionHeir and I have decided what will happen with the Kingdom of Beefdom.

"All Hail King FactionHeir, Long Live King FactionHeir"

As they were before this battle started, all my troops are my Kings.

If this is over I will retire to the Monastery to brew beer and Juggle kittens.

[Beefy187]

Do realize you still have Prince Yoyoma around :yes:

[El Diablo]

FactionHeir and Yoyoma are both Noble lords. I have lost my taste for blood in this.

I will listen to them and then decide.

[Yoyoma1910]

Sorry guys it was a long day... I'll be sending in my PM shortly.

[Quintus.JC]

I got what's coming to... traitors either becomes great kings, or dead men.

[Andres]

Beefy187, is this game still going on?

[White_eyes:D]

There are only three Princes left but next round....it's over......:sweatdrop:

[Yoyoma1910]

Yes, let me just finish this last Martini, and then I'll come join my brothers in the victory circle. Nyah.

[White_eyes:D]

Yes, let me just finish this last Martini, and then I'll come join my brothers in the victory circle. Nyah.

I already know what is going to happen:evilgrin: everyone notice how the Captain always seemed to kill People??? Well I guess you can all guess the ending then...(I mean you guys did drag this on FOREVER without killing each other.....so no lollipop for you:whip:)

[Yoyoma1910]

I already know what is going to happen:evilgrin: everyone notice how the Captain always seemed to kill People??? Well I guess you can all guess the ending then...(I mean you guys did drag this on FOREVER without killing each other.....so no lollipop for you:whip:)



Lollipop? No my dear boy that's an olive... nyah.

[Quintus.JC]

I already know what is going to happen:evilgrin: everyone notice how the Captain always seemed to kill People??? Well I guess you can all guess the ending then...(I mean you guys did drag this on FOREVER without killing each other.....so no lollipop for you:whip:)

I was gonna start killing, but the captain got to me first. How did he know I was the traitor?

[FactionHeir]

:grin2:

[El Diablo]

FH told me. When the fires started I told Sarathos bodyguards you did a bad bad thing.

They then wanted a chat. They can be talkative like that.

[Quintus.JC]

How did FH knew of my actions?

[FactionHeir]

How do police find out who committed a crime? :grin2:

[Beefy187]

El Diablo stood in front of the tired soldiers. Victory! With out any casualties on his side. The battle which seemed to be bloody ended with a lucky shot of Catapult, killing the cause of all battles... White_Eyes.

"Brothers! Friends! Warriors!!" El Diablo shouted to the celebrating troops. Peace finally came to Beefdom once again. And they were enjoying it.

"The kingdom which our father, Beefy built was once in danger of traitors. Revolutionists. Murderers! No more! Our kingdom will be stable with one king on its head."

El Diablo smiled to his warriors. Now worried at what he just said.. If El Diablo was to be the king then they were worried if Factionheir will accept this.. Factionheir who have been the commander of Beefdoms army. Factionheir with superior number of the forces...

"Let us praise our new king gentlemen!! Hail king Factionheir!!"

After a moment of silence, the soldiers yelled and cheered in excitement. This noble prince was willing to surrender his power for his commander. There was no more blood to be shed in this kingdom.. Even the captain of the guard, who was so stubborn in his ideas of having one prince surviving was cheering for what El Diablo said...

"Hail Factionheir!! NEW KING!! Hail El Diablo!! Wise prince!!" they cheered. Happiness dominated the walls of the palace. Only if they saw the figure which was walking towards the wall.

"To king Facti...." It happened... When El Diablo was blessing the new king the second time.. Bolt came flying and penetrated El Diablo right through his neck. Knocking him off the wall. Silence... No one dared to moved except the shooter. Knight in white armor. Night with the flag of Beefdom.. Could it be Yoyoma? Factionheir? The captain??

"Hi everyone... Its me... Dont you remember me?"

He climbed up the wall and stood on the speech stand where El Diablo just declared Factionheir as the king.

He throw his helmet off.... and everyone lost their words.

"Oh hai!! My name is White_Eyes. I used to be one of the princes too..."

Soldiers stared at him in disbelief.. The man who they saw... falling off his horse, bleeding from the neck was the very person who is standing in front of them.. Making the speech....

"Now listen you morons. Forget what El Diablo said.. Forget what Factionheir said.. They are wrong. And now look. Kingdom does not function with more then one kings. Look what happened when Alexander did not declare his successor. His kingdom split in millions of tiny pieces and eventually conquered by Rome one by one.. Look what happened in Parthia. Wise generals, killed because of jealousy. For fear that they will be king. King should not live in fear. For that will make the king an mass killer. Killing his people one by one. Afraid of dead ghosts. Dead man. Afraid of living things too.. Afraid of every shadows in the corner. This kingdom needs a strong leader. Someone who can kill with out any sign of hesitation. Someone who has the courage to face what he have done. Someone who has the courage to face the consequences and piss on it. El Diablo? His one of the scums who voted to exile princes. He spread rumors. He lived in fear. Oh dont even say Factionheir. He was so scared.. He didn't know what trust is..that he decided to kick peoples rooms open, searching for any sign of their hostilities against him.Yoyoma? Ha!! Coward who doesn't show up to a battle. What say you fine noble mans? Would you like to help me get to king? Because I promise you. You will not have to fear for anything. I promise you... When I get the kingship, I shall slay Factionheir. I will find Yoyoma. Drag him off his veranda. I will kill him. I will conquer YLCs puny city state. I will conquer our enemies. Kingdom of Pizza. Kingdom of Fishes. Kingdom of Porks. All of em. I will conquer the world... And... And... "

"Dream on"

Crossbow bolt hit White_Eyes on the shoulder. White_Eyes screamed in agony.

It was Factionheir. With his army ready to strike the wall. His eyes burning in rage.

"What say you fine men of Beefdom? Do you prefer fighting with me? Or do you prefer to get crucified with that filthy traitor?" asked Factionheir.

"Attack him!! Attack him!!" shouted White_Eyes desperately. But no body dared to stop Factionheir.. and his follows charging at the wall. Two soldiers charged at White_Eyes. He cursed and pulled out his sword. Beating them both.

He grabbed their spears and Throw it at the advancing soldiers on the left. But men on the right kicked him in the head. Dragged White_Eyes off the speech stand. and throw him off the wall.

Ironically. White_eyes landed in front of Factionheir. Who is ready to swing his sword.

"One last thing White_Eyes... " said Factionheir. "Everything I done was for the good of this kingdom. And I do not fear the consequences. I am how ever... are ready to punish the criminal for what he deserve... Death is the only thing which can repay what you've done..."

"Damn it..." White_Eyes said.. "You've ruined the only chance Factionheir!! Only chance of rebuilding this kingdom was by making me the king... Damn it!! You ruined it Factionheir!! YOU'VE RUINED OUR KINGDOM!!"

In front of him.. Appeared Aries... Shlin.. El Diablo... and finally Sarathos. Pointing finger at White_eyes. Accusing him.

"Noo It had to be done!! Noo!!"

With the swing of the sword, White_Eyes head rolled off his body. His last thoughts was simply.. Regret...

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Two princes left

El Diablo are now dead.. Along with White_Eyes


Factionheir and Yoyoma remains

[FactionHeir]

Why do my allies always seem to get killed by others :no:


At least I guessed right that White Eyes was still alive :grin2:

[White_eyes:D]

Oh well, at least I can say I killed the most Princes.....:bounce:
still though Beefy.....I have no idea how I could have thought that more though......it seemed all my actions inside the castle were worthless.....can you please explain why?:inquisitive:

Edit: I feel so used by Beefy......

[White_eyes:D]

List of what I did
-Had fake guy die, so YLC would not kill me....:sweatdrop:
-Helped try to save Quintus by setting a fire.....turns out Beefy just made it his funeral pire:shrug:
-Was going to kill Yoyoma, but warning from most troops suggested that WAS A bad idea...:yes:
=Then killed El Diablo and was going to take control of some of the troops....unless FactionHeir in a PM said he was gonna come outta no where and kill me, I have no idea how he would have killed me so easily(I get the feeling the Host was secretly working against me......:thumbsdown:)

[Yoyoma1910]

It's called mutiny my dear boy. It's what you get for not wiining your troops hearts, and going qround slaughtering those who did.

[Beefy187]

List of what I did
-Had fake guy die, so YLC would not kill me....:sweatdrop:
-Helped try to save Quintus by setting a fire.....turns out Beefy just made it his funeral pire:shrug:
-Was going to kill Yoyoma, but warning from most troops suggested that WAS A bad idea...:yes:
=Then killed El Diablo and was going to take control of some of the troops....unless FactionHeir in a PM said he was gonna come outta no where and kill me, I have no idea how he would have killed me so easily(I get the feeling the Host was secretly working against me......:thumbsdown:)

First one worked

Second one.. Quintus decided that he will spread the fire even more. But I got a exterminate order from one of the princes.

Third one.. Well you decided not to.

Fourth one. Factionheir was coming to the official king ceremony coz they won. And El Diablo was going to crown Factionheir to officially declare him the king. But you decided to kill him when he was marching towards you... Host was not secretly working against you. But I can exactly let you pull of a Nathan Petrelli either. :smash:

Now I shall edit the post a bit to honor Sir Sarathos' dead wish... Come back as a ghost :beam:

[White_eyes:D]

It's called mutiny my dear boy. It's what you get for not wiining your troops hearts, and going qround slaughtering those who did.

So they were the ones to kill me???......no it was just Faction Heir outta no where.......pointless and like I said I thought he was somewhere else......unless he hid in the crowd like I did?

Edit: Still then you were saying I didn't notice him run up? I said I would be on HIGH ALERT....wow guess you missed that.....:stare:
Unlikely I would notice him coming up then......

[Beefy187]

So they were the ones to kill me???......no it was just Favtion Heir outta no where.......pointless and like I said I thought he was somewhere else......unless he hid in the crowd like I did?

He was in the same place. Taking command of the main force. El Diablos force was on the wall and Factionheirs was the mobile force, incase YLC broke in the city. In any case, there is no chance of Factionheir not realizing whats going on.

Even if you got the troops, you had nearly no chance of winning as Factionheirs order was for him to have the main force.

Better chance was for you to kill Factionheir. But with the guards around him, that would've been hard

[FactionHeir]

I gave an order for high alert as well and had people report things to me :wink:
Besides, what do you expect walking all alone into a horde of my loyal soldiers? :grin2:

[White_eyes:D]

Point taken:book: but like I said I should have noticed Faction Heir in that case, if he was going to be crowned king......and plus you seemed to expect a lot outta me.....who do you think I am? One of the tacticians from 'Romance of the three Kingdoms?' :whip:
I am dismayed that I lost because I tried to outwit everyone but it seems I had no way of doing that.....damn it.....sad too.....I was only doing as the Captain wanted, making sure there was only one prince left.....I still feel so used......:sad:

[FactionHeir]

I suppose such expectations would be justifed for a single man in a sea of hostile forces standing out in white armor and a flag in hand, no?

I didn't actually plan on getting crowned king - wasn't my idea, so I wasn't exactly present for a while.

[Yoyoma1910]

So what's the plan now?

[White_eyes:D]

I suppose such expectations would be justifed for a single man in a sea of hostile forces standing out in white armor and a flag in hand, no?

I didn't actually plan on getting crowned king - wasn't my idea, so I wasn't exactly present for a while.

See, even he admits it would have been unlikely that he would have arrived in time for the finishing of my speech and that I would not have noticed him.....I still have a claim on my title "White_eyes The Deceiver":smash:

Edit: Man, if this were real life.....I think I would have won.......just EVIL beefy killed my chances at that......:clown:

[FactionHeir]

You did finish your speech, but it rang hollow and I was informed in the meantime of it and had time to aim at you while you were rambling endlessly :grin2:

As for what's next, where's yoyo anyway? Grabbing pizza?

[White_eyes:D]

You used a crossbow? damn, I guess I was outwitted....:shame:

Edit: either Yoyoma should kill himself or the Captain should kill all the Princes and proclaiming himself King, otherwise I feel cheated....but then again I did cheat out everyone else:crown: no matter what Beefy's write-up says....you also missed where I said I would BEHEAD El Diablo....sorry to bug you about that but I just thought for a sec and was like WTH? why didn't I behead him? It add's to the ruthlessness of my character....:verycool:

[Yoyoma1910]

Sorry gentlemen. Apparently an all beef pizza takes a long time to bake, even for a yo yo master.


I'll be down right after this last cocktail.

[White_eyes:D]

Sorry gentlemen. Apparently an all beef pizza takes a long time to bake, even for a yo yo master.
I'll be down right after this last cocktail.

Hopefully, you get too drunk and fall and die then Faction Heir is proclaimed King.....I mean what HAVE you done this whole time Yoyoma????:inquisitive:

[Yoyoma1910]

Hopefully, you get too drunk and fall and die then Faction Heir is proclaimed King.....I mean what HAVE you done this whole time Yoyoma????:inquisitive:

I've been having a twelve martini lunch.

What have you been doing?

[Beefy187]

Im supposed to be writing essays right now.. But I want to finish this today.. :sweatdrop:

Last chapter...Actually the second last..

Factionheir sat with his soldiers, bowing his head to the shrine.

"Beefs. I thank you for the victory today. YLCs army retreated. White_Eyes finally slain..For that I thank you."

The priests and priestess of Beef danced madly. While Factionheir continued

"Shrine. I also moan the death of the brothers. Aries. Shlin. El Diablo. Sarathos...our lost soldiers. Please accept those to your kingdom."

The priests and priestess placed a brand new statue next the shrine of Beef. Factionheir faced his troops and started to make an speech.

"Months ago. Our good father Beefy died. That was a month ago. Path was dark. Wind was strong. Thunders struck. But we did not stop. We marched. We climbed. We crawled here. And finally we saw a light. Light of hope. Light of future and thats where we are standing here. Please brothers! Be proud of who you are. And what you have achieved. Today is a joyful event. Where new kingdom of Beefy starts today. But let us not forget the sacrifices we had to pay. Now those who celebrate. Those who grief. Let us all come together and eat this feast."

"Beefy" all chanted.

Feast began.. Endless fun. Endless joy.. Even the grief was gone. King was decided.

"Captain! How are you?"

"Good thanks my lord. Look at you! King huh? That crown looks nice on you."

"Not yet im afraid... There is still one more."

"No.. But Yoyoma will surely not claim his spot. He was sleeping!! In the middle of the battle like a coward! Surely.."

"My friend.. Yoyoma will not dare do such things. He will do something more useful.."

Factionheir left the captain and headed to the veranda.

"Join the feast soldier. Ill take on the watch for you."

"Thank you my lord..... What is that???"

Both soldier and Factionheir saw the grim light.... Light of the torches coming from the east. Could it be YLC? No...

.................................................................................................... .....................................

"Prince!! Show us walk the dawg again!"

"Here we go!! MOOO!!!"

"MOOO!!" his soldiers shouted and laughed. It was Prince Yoyoma with his army. Marching to the battle.

.................................................................................................... ..................................

"Ah brother Factionheir.. Good to see you my friend."

"Prince Yoyoma.. Im afraid I am now King Factionheir. Please join me... We are having our feast."

"No thanks.. We are quite capable of opening our feast of our own you see?"

"I dont understand Prince Yoyoma..."

"You see.. You've became the king.. But see.. I didn't quite approve.. You know?"

"But you didn't participate in our battle.. How could you.."

"I was actually gathering a army.. Big enough to beat enough YLC and White_Eyes army.. But it seems it was too late"

"Yes the enemies fleed on the second day of the battle."

"I see. So there wasn't a much of a battle were there? What say me and your army face each other tomorrow? On battle field. Winner becomes the king. Do understand Factionheir. We are decent peoples.. We will not interrupt your feast "

"Same goes to you... Very well. Tomorrow. On the Beef land plains."

Final condition

It is now night. The next battle will be held on Beef land plains next day. There is a Forrest on the west side and east side Where two army will start from. There is a river going from the east to west on the north. Nothing but flat plains on the middle. Steep hill on the south.

The battle must be done on this location. Winner gets to be the king.

Factionheir does have the advantage of having more army but Yoyoma has the quality. And it should add up to approximately equal.

Orders in please to decide the fate of the kingdom

[El Diablo]

WhiteEyes I am gonna haunt your bones... :furious3:

Also Beefness I had made express orders that m y men were to follow FactionHeir in the event of my retirement or demise. I assume they are included in his army.

[Beefy187]

WhiteEyes I am gonna haunt your bones... :furious3:

Also Beefness I had made express orders that m y men were to follow FactionHeir in the event of my retirement or demise. I assume they are included in his army.

It is included. But in order to be a mean host I am... :beam:

[White_eyes:D]

I've been having a twelve martini lunch.
What have you been doing?
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: yeah sure and getting a HIGHLY elite army while you were at it, I knew it....:grin2: I have no real idea who will win.......unless one of the Princes uses cunning and guile......(those are mine) Man, Yoyoma you really got lucky....should have went with Plan kill 'Yoyoma the Prince who did nothing the Whole time'.....and me Killing El Diablo just helped him......:evilgrin:

[Beefy187]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: yeah sure and getting a HIGHLY elite army while you were at it, I knew it....:grin2: I have no real idea who will win.......unless one of the Princes uses cunning and guile......(those are mine) Man, Yoyoma you really got lucky....should have went with Plan kill 'Yoyoma the Prince who did nothing the Whole time'.....and me Killing El Diablo just helped him......:evilgrin:

Actually you would've been killed if you dared enter Yoyomas room without his permission. He really love his martini lunch :smash:

[Yoyoma1910]

Yes, nobody disturbs me when I'm having one of my twelve martini lunches. You know us artists, we're very moo-dy.

[White_eyes:D]

I would have disguised myself as the waiter and poisoned you....:skull: Unless you killed all your waiters just to be sure..:grin:

[Beefy187]

I would have disguised myself as the waiter and poisoned you....:skull: Unless you killed all your waiters just to be sure..:grin:

Sadly that wouldn't have worked either. Im sure Yoyoma is willing to share his secret after the game

[Beefy187]

I was going to make it a serious strategic battle.. But I can already see both of them going to argue about what should've happened and such. So ive changed my mind

The prince with a funnier battle strategy wins!! Make me laugh! Make me spew! Make my guts hurt! And you win!!

Make the dead former king Beefy laugh... Its kinda like making the goddess of war smile upon you ey? :yes:

[FactionHeir]

-_- I am working on actual strategy and now you tell me I have to be funny?

[Thermal]

this game has been going on for an eternity, was i in it? i don't remember......

also the idea of battles sounds good :yes: :knight:

[Yoyoma1910]

I was going to make it a serious strategic battle.. But I can already see both of them going to argue about what should've happened and such. So ive changed my mind

The prince with a funnier battle strategy wins!! Make me laugh! Make me spew! Make my guts hurt! And you win!!

Make the dead former king Beefy laugh... Its kinda like making the goddess of war smile upon you ey? :yes:


What? Do we look like White Eyes over here. ~;p





-_- I am working on actual strategy and now you tell me I have to be funny?


Don't worry we're in the same boat, it's the King Beefy Cruise liner.


Care for a sazarac or mint julep before the battle? I'll get one of the waiters to bring you one.


Garcon, garcon....

[Andres]

Garcon, garcon....

It's garçon :brood:

*** Disappears back into the shadows ***

[Yoyoma1910]

It's garçon :brood:

*** Disappears back into the shadows ***



Je comprends, mais mon keyboard est americain!



Oh, and while you're here, could you get this good man a nice cocktail?. Thanks. Here's a little something for your troubles. It's the deed to a Greek Island. I have so many, and these days I just don't have the time... Nyah.

[Andres]

Je comprends, mais mon keyboard est americain!



Oh, and while you're here, could you get this good man a nice cocktail?. Thanks. Here's a little something for your troubles. It's the deed to a Greek Island. I have so many, and these days I just don't have the time... Nyah.

Voici votre cocktail, Monsieur.

Vous desirez encore quelque chose? Un bon repas, champagne, un peu de l'eau, des femmes?

*** awaits deed of Toscany ***

[White_eyes:D]

Je comprends, mais mon keyboard est americain!
Oh, and while you're here, could you get this good man a nice cocktail?. Thanks. Here's a little something for your troubles. It's the deed to a Greek Island. I have so many, and these days I just don't have the time... Nyah.
your gonna win this Yoyoma, I can tell......and I came up with plan B back then too....which was.....set a fire outside your door....with all that alcohol you have:laugh4:(good thing a room like yours would only have one exit)....:whip:

[Quintus.JC]

I'm still baffled how I got stabbed in back by my fellow princes. :dizzy2:

[White_eyes:D]

I'm still baffled how I got stabbed in back by my fellow princes. :dizzy2:

I know it's weird, it's like Beefy said "ok enough of them have died....time to start killing the bad ones off".....:juggle2:

Edit: as I know Beefy games are HELL for the Mafia......since he seems to feel guilty or something when the Mafia is about to win...
Beefy should check the other games, where Mafias win....it really sucks but is still a GG because town got whooped so badly:shame:

[Quintus.JC]

I betrayed the princes because I thought it would be impossible for them to find out. I allied myself with yoyoma and Sarathos and at several points almost got rid of FH and Ed with Sarathos and Yoyoma's help. Did someone spy on me or something?

[White_eyes:D]

I betrayed the princes because I thought it would be impossible for them to find out. I allied myself with yoyoma and Sarathos and at several points almost got rid of FH and Ed with Sarathos and Yoyoma's help. Did someone spy on me or something?

No, I think Beefy just dropped a hint.....:inquisitive:

[Quintus.JC]

Beefy should check the other games, where Mafias win....it really sucks but is still a GG because town got whooped so badly:shame:

Who says the mafia didn't win. In this game is everyone for everyone self. There might have been one mafia from the start but in the end everyone tried to get rid of the others, I simply tried to speed up the process from the inside. Of course I didn't intend to let you or YLC to come to power when my position inside is secure, but I'm sure you probably would of got rid of me when I ran out uses.

Just one question, who was the filth right from the start? I think it really makes no difference no if its revealed.

[Yoyoma1910]

Voici votre cocktail, Monsieur.

Vous desirez encore quelque chose? Un bon repas, champagne, un peu de l'eau, des femmes?

*** awaits deed of Toscany ***

Une bouteille de DP et deux femmes, Chop-Chop!

___________________________________________________________________________________________________

At the two traitors:


Do you two really think everyone just sat around waiting for something to happen?

If you quit sniffling, after FH and I are done deciding the fate of this kingdom, I will let you in on some of what you all missed out on.


As it stands, I'm trying to finish a term paper, and have to go to work in an hour, so I must ask Beefy and FH to please be so kind as to allow this to wait till tomorrow.

[ULC]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

:sweatdrop:

Oops...:evilgrin:

[White_eyes:D]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

:sweatdrop:

Oops...:evilgrin:

It was YLC.......:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[ULC]

It was YLC.......:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Oh no, that laughter was for something else entirely.

[White_eyes:D]

Oh no, that laughter was for something else entirely.

Then your not dead yet?.....I thought you left the Kingdom of Beefdom????.....guess not...:evil:

[ULC]

I refuse to disclose anything on the matter

[Quintus.JC]

It was YLC.......:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:


Oh no, that laughter was for something else entirely.

About to say... I thought I was double crossing them. YLC was the treble agent?!
He's actually not.

We'll get our answers tommorrow... hopefully.

[White_eyes:D]

I refuse to disclose anything on the matter

So it's one of those "we cannot confirm or deny that YLC and his forces are still in the region?":book:

hmmmm.....I am willing to guess where Yoyoma got his troops from now.......:grin2:

[Quintus.JC]

Then your not dead yet?.....I thought you left the Kingdom of Beefdom????.....guess not...:evil:

What the hey is happening here??????

Waiting for the final curtain...

[Askthepizzaguy]

The armies of Pizzaguy storm into the kingdom.

They are 500,000,000 strong, all clad in the finest rags and leather armour, armed with pitchforks, hunting bows, and spears. There are 200 generals with 30 fully armoured bodyguards on horseback for each one, and the Pizzaguy himself has a bodyguard complement of 50 gold-chevron guardsmen.

Having captured Italy and their seige-making facilities, as well as the giant Fortress of Palermo, the pizzaish armies are also flanked by dismounted feudal knights, swordsmen, longbowmen, and many, many mercenary spearmen, and crusader knights, both on mount and on foot. Trebuchets begin launching flaming rocks and rotting cows.

The sheer size of this army dwarfs all the other armies in the world combined, and not a single one of these troops is armed with gunpowder. Having blitzed his way across Europe, Africa, and the Middle East, Pizza has conquered Asia and has now landed on the shores of the Beefy people.

Prepare for war!!!


[/SPAM] :clown:

[Quintus.JC]

The armies of Pizzaguy storm into the kingdom.

They are 500,000,000 strong, all clad in the finest rags and leather armour, armed with pitchforks, hunting bows, and spears. There are 200 generals with 30 fully armoured bodyguards on horseback for each one, and the Pizzaguy himself has a bodyguard complement of 50 gold-chevron guardsmen.

Having captured Italy and their seige-making facilities, as well as the giant Fortress of Palermo, the pizzaish armies are also flanked by dismounted feudal knights, swordsmen, longbowmen, and many, many mercenary spearmen, and crusader knights, both on mount and on foot.

The sheer size of this army dwarfs all the other armies in the world combined, and not a single one of these troops is armed with gunpowder. Having blitzed his way across Europe, Africa, and the Middle East, Pizza has conquered Asia and has now landed on the shores of the Beefy people.

Prepare for war!!!


[/SPAM] :clown:

Quickly resurrect me so me and my army of undead and take care of the invasion force, I owe it to you after all. Resurrect me!!!

[Yoyoma1910]

*sigh*