View Full Version : Noble Son... and two filths- Small Mafia [Concluded]
FactionHeir
12-13-2008, 00:29
QJC: Remember I got the ability to spy on people after my success with shlin? I did that on you and found your exchange of letters with white eyes :wink:
Beefy187
12-13-2008, 01:13
The armies of Pizzaguy storm into the kingdom.
They are 500,000,000 strong, all clad in the finest rags and leather armour, armed with pitchforks, hunting bows, and spears. There are 200 generals with 30 fully armoured bodyguards on horseback for each one, and the Pizzaguy himself has a bodyguard complement of 50 gold-chevron guardsmen.
Having captured Italy and their seige-making facilities, as well as the giant Fortress of Palermo, the pizzaish armies are also flanked by dismounted feudal knights, swordsmen, longbowmen, and many, many mercenary spearmen, and crusader knights, both on mount and on foot. Trebuchets begin launching flaming rocks and rotting cows.
The sheer size of this army dwarfs all the other armies in the world combined, and not a single one of these troops is armed with gunpowder. Having blitzed his way across Europe, Africa, and the Middle East, Pizza has conquered Asia and has now landed on the shores of the Beefy people.
Prepare for war!!!
[/SPAM] :clown:
Oh hai!! Can't you see that we are about to have a war? Can you not interrupt? Geez those pizza peoples now days.. They have no manners. They think they can simply appear in the middle of Beef and get away with our cows!! :whip:
How dare they!! Cant you see that Pizza will not exist with out cows? Take cheese for example. With out our milk cows, they can even make their cheese. Without cheese... It aint pizza!! With out our beefs, they can't make meat lovers! How dare they!!
I suggest you go back to your land ASAP, unless you want Pizza hut with only garlic toasts :skull:
Oh and if you are serious about the invasion. I will hax the game so Pizza guy has to retreat
Beefy187
12-13-2008, 01:14
QJC: Remember I got the ability to spy on people after my success with shlin? I did that on you and found your exchange of letters with white eyes :wink:
QJC could've stopped that if he was in his room. Yoyoma did..
Askthepizzaguy
12-13-2008, 01:15
Too late, I already called a crusade against your lower intestine, and my sword of destruction just joined it.
:laugh2:
In all seriousness, enjoy your game I'm just messing around.
Beefy187
12-13-2008, 01:17
this game has been going on for an eternity, was i in it? i don't remember......
also the idea of battles sounds good :yes: :knight:
Yup you died night 1 before all the madness fun started..
Beefy187
12-13-2008, 01:20
Too late, I already called a crusade against your lower intestine, and my sword of destruction just joined it.
:laugh2:
In all seriousness, enjoy your game I'm just messing around.
Im enjoying my game more then I should :beam:
Please, do stay and let your army rest in our land.. Just don't interrupt the battle will you
But if you choose to advance.. You will see the wrath of godly forces and the undeads. You will regret your decision by witnessing the destruction of your army. :egypt:
White_eyes:D
12-13-2008, 03:38
Too late, I already called a crusade against your lower intestine, and my sword of destruction just joined it.
:laugh2:
In all seriousness, enjoy your game I'm just messing around.
Hey, why didn't ATPG join this????:thumbsdown: Had he been, the second Mafia I am almost positive we could have WON:2thumbsup:
Edit: of course he would have killed me close to the end:yes: but still......
Askthepizzaguy
12-13-2008, 03:40
Actually the more I play the more people tend to want to eliminate me right away.
It must have been some town I helped kill.
Quintus.JC
12-13-2008, 10:34
QJC: Remember I got the ability to spy on people after my success with shlin? I did that on you and found your exchange of letters with white eyes :wink:
Fair enough... I did think someone spied on me. I knew I was probably a dead man when Beefy dropped hints that my life depended on the order of FactionHeir.
A ghostly wind swept through the city..........
TRAITORS! REBELS! FALSE BROTHERS! YE JUDGEMENT AWAITS! LONG LIVE KING FACTIONHEIR! MAY HIS SWORD BE STAINED WITH YE TAINTED BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE KING!
Twenty-Eight ghostly Knights, each resplendent in their ghostly armour and wielding shining scimitars, appears in front of Yoyoma's army.
The wind stopped, but the ghostly Knights remained... what is their purpose? nobody knows...
Yoyoma1910
12-13-2008, 18:22
Oh great, now there are ghosts?
breaks out the bat ghost repellent spray, and clears the air
Look gentlemen, first off, Beefy didn't just give me an army. I had to go on a long quest to try and gain every troop I got, traveling all across Beefdom. I don't know what the rest of you did to gain your army, but I worked for mine. I had to be creative. And this army was intended to give Beefdom the advantage it needed to defeat White Eyes and YLC. But YLC's pulling out changed the game, and prematurely ended the battle while I was in the middle of gaining what troops I have.
Second, Faction Heir had stated he wanted to start a council of nobles. Well, then why was he declared king? Where is the council he so vehemently sought? I have made no deceptions to anyone. My goal was to make Sarathos, son of Beefy king. But he was murdered. And El Diablo witnessed this, but did nothing to intervene. My second goal was to raise an army to help save Beefdom. That became an obsolete goal as soon as it was completed. Now what? I am a prince with out a king, who has earned an elite army. On the throne sits a man who had claimed that we would stand as equals. Do not call me the false brother. I have deceived no one
So what if I stopped now? Either I still remain as a potential contender to the throne, or what? A two party council of nobles? That would be hardly effective.
If I must lose, I am happy it is to Faction Heir. He has played a good game, and is fulfilling his noble role very well. But I intend to win against him or lose to him, so please go back to your graves.
Now, where is that waiter with my Dom Perignon and two lovelies?
El Diablo
12-13-2008, 23:33
And El Diablo witnessed this, but did nothing to intervene.
Our host told me I had no time to intervene. At the time I was suspicious of Sarathos and so said that I would follow him to see what he was up to and take some bodyguards so react if ATTACKED but as I was not attacked - Sarathos was, my instruction came back to haunt me and Sarathos was killed.
As for putting FactionHeir on the throne, as you had been gone so long (whilst the fighting was going on I might add) I thought that you may have slipped away, and I was not interested in ruling. I just wanted to be left to juggle my kittens.
Yoyoma1910
12-13-2008, 23:48
What fighting? That wasn't a battle, it was a surrender.
Beefy187
12-14-2008, 02:01
I'm still waiting for orders to come. I'm not slacking off just so you know.
Beefy187
12-15-2008, 12:44
Final chapter
In the small hut, I saw the child, reading books. So heavy, filled with small words for a child of 5 to read. Out of amazement I asked.
"My dear boy. What book are you reading?"
"History uncle. Its titled 'history of our kingdom, by William. George Aquarius"
I stared at him in amazement. When I was his age, I was out in the bush fighting my friends with sticks. I only learned to read around five years ago. Fact that.... This fact that theres a history book in our hut amazed me more.
"Gosh, must've taking that all granny Marthas history book. Do you remember her?"
"Yes uncle."
"Hmm lets see.. Which part are you up to?"
"Death of White_Eyes. Retreatment of YLCs army. I'm up to where Yoyoma arrived with his army."
"Do you want to know who won the battle? After that?"
"No uncle. Please do tell!"
"Ok....my dear boy.... The man who won was called....."
ATPG!!!
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No of cause not. We do not allow these kind of jokes in Beefendom. You know.. Its unnecessary... :clown:
"So who won uncle?" said the boy.. Not amused by the joke.
"Well heres what happened that day..."
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Dawn. Two army met on the battle field. Two army. Led by two general who once shared a common goal. Common view. Common enemy. Now facing each other on the battle field. Irony.
Captain did not know if he was to support Factionheir, the commander of the army, or Yoyoma, who predicted that YLCs army will win and gathered reinforcement. Captain had to be blamed to the certain extent. He could've formally allowed the noble councils of the princes. But with his decision that Kingdom will not stand without a sole ruler, he invited this bloodshed. It was his fault that El Diablo died. Quintus died. Sarathos died. And even White_eyes death was his fault. Was it better for him to let them have the council? To allow them to have equal force, fighting each other, draining the kingdom? Perhaps they wouldn't have. Perhaps they would've.
"Captain. Why so hollow?" asked Factionheir.
With this word, Captain was immediately brought back to the reality.
Yes. He must focus for the out coming battle.
"No excuse sir."
"Its ok captain. Every soldiers can get drown in their own thoughts. Whats more important is, if they can get out of it when they have to."
"Yes sir."
"Now stay with me."
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Two men met on the battle field.
One man who were the closest to the crown. So close that he was called with the name Factionheir.
Another was the man who were one of Beefys favorite son. For he and his family was the master of Yoyo-tology. The mystical art of entertainment and healing worried minds.
The two heroes met on the center.
"Yoyoma. My demands are simple. Please lay down your arms. There is no longer White_Eyes. There is no reason we should fight."
"Que? So he died?"
"He did."
"So he did.."
"So please..."
"There is one problem however Factionheir... I never gave my permission. For you to become the king."
"It was not necessary. It was I who led our army to victory. El Diablo crownd me."
"But you see.. I did contribute too.. And thus I deserve my share sir Factionheir..."
"And your demands are?"
"I want you to step down. I get to be the king."
"Ah...Well...."
"You cant right?"
"I cannot fullfill your demands. So we shall fight."
"we shall fight..."
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Nothing blocks between Factionheirs army and Yoyomas. Except the distance of 200 meters.
"CAPTAIN! LAUNCH DEATH!!!" Shouted Factionheir
"Roger!! lads... GIVE THEM LUNCH!!!"
With a deep creek, the catapult launched the first lot of.... steak.
Yoyomas army seemed to be confused. But after a few moments of hesitation, they dug in.
"10...9...8..."
The soldiers miraculously brought out their knife and folks. Even their own plate and napkins. and started their little picnic around the meat.
"5...4...3..."
The expression on Yoyomas soldier were pure joy... Soon to be turn into terror...
"2...1...ZERO!!"
The time froze... Silence dominated as Factionheirs army stared at Yoyomas soldiers. Suddenly, Yoyomas man strangled them selves and pulled out their Katanas. Commiting sepuku. Shouting
"SORRY LORD BEEFY!! I HAVE SINNED... Today.... WE ate lamb!! DAMN YOU FACTIONHEIR!! YOU LEFT US NO CHOICE!!"
While majority of their man committed sepuku, the rest started to flee.
"Release the cows captain!"
"Yes sir!"
With his signal. The mighty bulls charged at the enemies fleeing body. The bull knights immediately reached their turf.
Yoyomas army scattered, torching their barricade and running in the bush.
"Captain, lead the charge!"
"Yes sir!"
With his signal, most of Factionheirs army charged at the bush... Not knowing their fate.
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"ARGHHHHHHHHHHH"
What greeted the first lot of soldiers was the screaming womens. Half naked. Camping in the forest.
"Why hello ladies.. Did you see any soldiers around?"
"My apologies my lord. You must be the warriors from Beef castle. If our voice disturbed you my lord. I humble apologize on behalf of my girls."
"No need. Have you or have you not?"
"We are the bush maidans. And this is our territory. Now our understanding is that your army are currently in war with army of Yoyoma. As subject of Beefdom, its our duty to capture the traitors."
"What? Explain your self"
"We are saying that we have captured the traitor Yoyoma. Along with his soldiers and already put them in cage... Where they belong. Look!"
Captain saw the cage. Where Yoyomas man were getting poked by girls, taunting the prisoners..
"Umm... Would you mind releasing them... It looks like one of those fetish on P@+*& tube"
"Sorry?"
"Never mind brave maidens.."
"Well what my people want to say is that... You've won!! The glorious army of Beef have won! The villains captured!!"
"Umm.."
"What are you waiting for. Cheer!! Say YAY!"
"Yay"
"Louder.. all of you! Join! YAY!!"
"YAY!!"
"YAY!!!"
"YAY!!!!! Weve won!"
"Thats right! King Beefy!!"
"YAY!!"
"King Factionheir!!"
"HAIL!! HAIL FACTIONHEIR!!!"
The soldiers danced around with the maidens. Chatting. flirting. Eating...
"Please captain. Have some stew."
"Im afraid I have duties maam. I have to go report to my lord Factionheir."
"Bring him along... Pleeeease.. I always wanted to know what he looked like. Is he handsome?"
"My lord is very handsome.. And guess what ladies.. Not married yet!!"
"YAY!!! Bring him! Bring him!!"
"Ill be back in a sec.."
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"YOU WHAT??"
"All as I reported my lord. I told the ladies that you are still single."
"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"My lord... If you wish to be a king, you need a beautiful wife and beautiful child and..."
"Its a trap you fool!! The girls are Yoyomas!! You've ruined me captain! You fool!!"
"What??"
"Retreat to the castle! We have no time!!"
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"Soo...George what do you do for living?"
"Well.... Stacy... I just got promoted to elites this year and...... What the!!"
"Surprised to see me like this George?"
"Holy!!"
The army.... Well.... Fools who ate the stew until they were fool were now surrounded by a hordes of crossbow mans. And further more... Womens, who they thought were beautiful, being the most muscular beasts they ever seen in their life. In a short time of three seconds, their dress ripped open, showing what they are really made of.. Iron muscles.
"Ho ho ho!! Don't feel trouble man... Do you like cows?"
It was Yoyoma. Who was 'captured' by the maidens. Instead he had two ladies, clinging on his arm. Soldiers weren't jealous though. Even Yoyoma him self seems like he wants to get rid of them.
"Our royality is with prince Factionheir!"
*Mooo!!"
"Cmon... You like cows dont you?"
"But...."
"Who likes Yoyo? Everyone likes Yoyo..."
"We must..."
"Stop resisting. I am prince of Beefdom too you know?"
"but..."
"Stop your yapping... Or else im going to make my cows go horny..."
*moo moo~~
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"What happened to Factionheir uncle?"
"I'm still in the middle of my story alright? I'm almost done"
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Factionheir sat on his horse in disbelieve. Twice he lost his battle. Once against White_Eyes. But that time he had a traitor. Now the second time. Thinking back... He never actually won a single match.. Seeing as YLC retreated his army..
"Sir.... "
"I can see whats going on..."
"Walls are collapsing sir... "
"IM AWARE OF THAT! You fool!!"
From the collapsing tunnel he saw.....
http://www.lantabrand.com/images/addin/050106%20mc%20donald%E2%80%99s1.jpg
appearing slowly from the ground.
It cant be Yoyoma.... It must be
"YLC!!!"
"Hello Factionheir.. Thanks for inviting me to the party."
"Your welcome. Although I don't remember inviting you..."
"Aww please. I like parties."
"Well guess what.. Your here for your funeral!!"
"Well well gentleman's...." Voice of a women. "Aha! You must be YLC. Yoyoma warned us that you might show up!"
"Amazonian. I suggest you take your squad back. Your squad has no chance against our armies."
"Well YLC.. I suggest you take your armies back to your city because this will be your grave."
"This is our turf. King Factionheirs turf! This is where both of you will die!!"
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"So who won uncle?"
"Your father."
"You knew my father?"
"Indeed I did."
"Who is he? Is he on the history book?????"
"Luke....."
"Yes uncle?"
"I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"
"Umm...."
"TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY!!!"
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Alright dont kill me... I understand.. That was going to be the ending but... I figured no one will be satisfied:clown: So here it is....
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"There is something I have not told you before Luke..."
"What is it?"
"Before he died... Your father asked me to take you away... To save you from all the trouble...
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The two armies started to fight YLC furiously started to fight Factionheir. His bull knights met Factionheirs Bull knights. Luckily for Factionheir, He quickly reacted to YLCs apearance and managed to block the Sap Tunnel, making a choke point.
While Factionheirs footman its smashing YLCs soldiers, whether if its the magic of teh M, YLCs bull knights were on the advantage.
but it was the matter of time YLC was going to win as his army was far more superior then Factionheirs...
"HAHA!! I am here!! Fear me!!"
Yoyoma joined the party, as Natasha, the amazonian opened the gates. The full.... Hungry force of Yoyoma has joined the battle field....
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"Yes?"
"Just before he died.... Prince Factionheir has asked me to keep you safe from Yoyoma.... "
"So I am..."
"Luke... You are the son of Factionheir."
Factionheir unfortunately you are dead.
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"Its a shame that it has to end this way... Is it not? Us princes... Who were raised together. Laughed together. Studied together.. We had a fair few fights.. We cried... But at the end we always smiled. I cant see any of you smile now.. Aries.. Lord Winter... Shlin...White_Eyes... Quintus...Sarathos... El Diablo....Factionheir...And now you.... YLC... whats your last word?"
"Let my man live.. "
"Done. Anything else?"
"Be a good king you moron! Dont you dare destroy this country!"
"On your grave and my brothers I will"
"Now I can.... God I hate dying... Damn it... It hurts right?"
"Brother YLC. I am so sorry...."
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Congratulations to Prince Yoyoma for your victory
Analysis comes later.
Beefy187
12-15-2008, 13:07
Role pms
White_Eyes:D
Greetings prince White_ Eyes. You hold the name of fearsome warriors of White Eye clan who are best known for the outstanding services during the war for Beefs independents. While you have a good reputation within the palace, you were born of a whore (Apologies.. I cannot rephrase it in nicer terms…)
However your father King Beefy always taught you birth is not the matter but what you do in life is the important stuff. You dearly love the kingdom of Beef and you truly believe that you are the only prince who has the right quality to maintain the Kingdom and even strengthen it and while you pretend to believe the prophecy, you know that it is just superstition. As you are the smartest prince, you cannot be killed during night and you are capable of assassinating other princes by your self
Role: Mafia
Goal: Eliminate other princes
Ability:
1. You are immune to night kills
2. Every second night you are able to kill one player by your self
3. If not performing the kill, you are able to assassinate other princes with 2 other prince. After two successful murders you will be able to kill every night by yourself. However if you get caught performing murders, you will be jailed where you won’t be able to perform any night actions or join the vote. When performing a group kill, three of you must decide who is going to be performing the kill.
4. With another prince you are able to torture whoever is jailed. With torturing you will be able to get the name of other two in who did group kill
5. Obviously you get a vote to exile a prince
6. You can also start a rumour. If you do it three turns in a row to the same target you are able to exile a prince without the risk of getting jailed
7. With another prince, you can call a guard to protect one person. If successful, murderer will be jailed and targets life will be saved. However, if this fails, the guard will jail both princes for false alarm. After one successful guarding, you will be able to perform this action by yourself and guard won’t jail you.
8. With another prince, you can witness a murder. If successful, murderer will be jailed but the target will be dead. After one successful witnessing, you will get the ability to investigate one person each night to research if they are noble birth or not.
9. During night you can write a letter to one person or to the whole group by sending the letter to me via pm.
Happy killing
Aries777777
Greetings prince Aries. As you can see from your name, your mothers are from the noble Aries clan who gained their fame through the art of war during the independence war of Beef (For a side note, you are lucky. You are 777777th male born from a Aries clan). In this time of crisis where all the surrounding country will take advantage of good king Beefys’ death, Beef needs a strong general. You Aries who holds the name of God of war from Greek mythology are exactly what Beef needs. To save the kingdom from the fate of ultimate destruction, you will have to be the king. No matter if that means you have to kill all the other princes.
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
1. you are able to assassinate other princes with 2 other prince. After two successful murders you will be able to kill every night by yourself. However if you get caught performing murders, you will be jailed where you won’t be able to perform any night actions or join the vote. When performing a group kill, three of you must decide who is going to be performing the kill.
2. With another prince you are able to torture whoever is jailed. With torturing you will be able to get the name of other two in who did group kill
3. Obviously you get a vote to exile a prince
4. You can also start a rumour. If you do it three turns in a row to the same target you are able to exile a prince without the risk of getting jailed
5. With another prince, you can call a guard to protect one person. If successful, murderer will be jailed and targets life will be saved. However, if this fails, the guard will jail both princes for false alarm. After one successful guarding, you will be able to perform this action by yourself and guard won’t jail you.
6. With another prince, you can witness a murder. If successful, murderer will be jailed but the target will be dead. After one successful witnessing, you will get the ability to investigate one person each night to research if they are noble birth or not.
7. During night you can write a letter to one person or to the whole group by sending the letter to me via pm.
Happy killing
Quintus
Prince Quintus (five!). While many speculate that your mother didn’t love you for naming you with such an ordinary name (five!), you are born from a good family (and your mother did love you dearly). Your family relates all the way back to the Roman Empire, to the hero of republican Rome, Cicero. With the qualities of wisdom, courage and justice which flows in your veins of blood, Kingdom of Beef can once again stand up to the power of surrounding nation and reconquer her subjects. Prince Quintus, you have to become the king. If killing other princes is what it takes, then so be it!
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
Yoyoma:balloon2:
Greetings Prince Yoyoma. King Beefy who we moan his death was truly a great man. Your ancestors were a master of the arts of Yoyo. Upon seeing their performances, King Beefy decided to make them part of one of the noble family and giving them the name of Yoyoma (Short way of saying Yo-yo- master thus Yoyoma) While you may not have the reputation that other princes has, your good personalities is well known and you have a good reputation within the palace. From the moment Beefy accepted you into noble family; it was your destiny to become the king. So be one! Who cares if other princes die on the way?
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
Lord Winter
Greetings Lord Winter. You are the oldest son in the palace. During the independence war of Beef, You yourself fought side to side with King Beefy, winning wars after wars thanks to your guerrilla tactic, getting you the nick name of Lord Winter. Now another war waits for you. It is the war to get the rank of king. As a tactician, fooling and killing is a piece of cake for you. Cmon you are the oldest and the most eligible guy! Kill those pathetic princes and make the title of king yours!
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
YLC
Greetings prince. You are the joker of the palace. It’s not that you make fool of yourself it’s more of your reputation being not well known. But you are a good man with good virtues. You read loads of books like Machiavelli, Plato, Socrates, Caesar and you believe your wisdom out-wisdoms all other princes. You basically kicks ass. With that level of confidence, you will have to destroy your rivals to your way to victory. GO YLC!!
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
Sarathos
Greetings prince Sarathos. You are the product of your mother fortunately Sarathrusting King Beefy. Although that sounds rather whorish, your mother is from a noble family. Hmm… Other then that… You kick ass! You seriously kick ass! You are so awesome that you over power other princes. Kick ass Sarathos!! Go kick their asses!! In the name of Kingdom of Beef! Holy Giraffe (our state religion) and to secure the rank of kingship to kick some surrounding countries asses! Kick your rivals out of the way to kick some asses!!
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
Shlin
Greetings prince Shlin. You are born in the house of Schlling which is by far the most noblest of all Beefdom. You are incredibly handsome, good looking and surrounded by both ladies and gentlemen’s. If Kingdom of Beef were in democracy you would surely win the election with your popularity and your good looks. But unfortunately THIS IS KoBeef! (Kingdom of Beef!). Because you know the people will love you when you become the king, it is best for you to become the king rather than let the other ugly princes take your role. So yea… let’s just kill them shall we sir Shlin?
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
Factionheir
According to your mother, you are the factionheir. You’ve always behaved like one and that’s what everyone will refer you to… coz for the last few years when King Beefy was ill, that’s what you made other prince call you. Although you have the good qualities and virtues that king needs, you fear that other ambitious princes will do to you and are slightly paranoid. Your aim is to eliminate all the threats and secure your spot as a king… or alse… it’s Mcbeth all over again
Role: Prince (townie)
Goal: Eliminate the filthy prince, and then eliminate all others.
Beefy187
12-15-2008, 13:18
Award ceremony
Pan Beef awards :balloon2:
White_Eyes
Deceiver award: Awarded for most amount of fake dead and trickery. Well deserved :beam:
Aries
Zombie award: Awarded to those who attempt to come back live as zombie
Yoyoma
Hilarity award: Awarded to the champion... Well for making me blast my milks on my laptop with his orders. Long live the *Moo Amazonians
Lord Winter
Unfortunate award: Lynched round one :no: How unlucky can you get
YLC
Official I hate you award: Thinking back to everything... Its your fault that the whole battle thing started.. And the role playing... And the huge war... GAH :clown:
Sarathos
Kick ass award: Through out your game, you have shown your great courage in combat. You seriously kicked ass!!
Shlin
Nice guy award: Like the pm said.. He was a nice fellow like his looks. He sacrificed him self (although accidentally) in order to send White_Eyes into exile.
Factionheir
Visionist award:: Awarded to the first person to come up and work towards the idea of mocking the host by making a noble council of princes. At the end he got what he deserved :whip:
Nah :clown:
And the MVP goes to...... *Drum rolls......
QJC!!!
Quintus J Cicero award: Award given to those who love the country so much that he goes out of his role and become the traitor him self in order to save the country. Hosts favorite player besides Shlin (he has other reason which I will not share), for completely smashing the idea of alliance against the host. Good boy!!
Hmph, stupid cavalry officer, he was supposed to go after Yoyoma :brood:
:laugh4:
Good show though Yoyoma, but honestly, with Factionheir dead, I'd of left - You really didn't need to go and execute me. Me and my handful of City States would have been happy just is, But now you have to deal with Second Consul Sara, and she hasn't taken kindly to having her YLC murdered :evilgrin:
:laugh4:
And good game Beefy :bow: I thoroughly enjoyed becoming the man you hate :bow:
:laugh4:
Great battle! :smash:
but more importantly... I'm the host's favourite player :beam: YAY!
FactionHeir
12-15-2008, 16:36
Meh, half my battle plan didn't even make it into the story, oh well, at least me progeny hath claim to the throne....and is plotting as we speak :grin:
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 16:57
Yay!
My kingdom for a balloon.
Quintus.JC
12-15-2008, 17:10
That's both a superb and hilarious ending Beefy, :applause: sorry Lord Beefy we ate lamb.... :laugh4:
The end game was great, with lots of plotting, unpredicatability and stupidities. The unfortunate princes who died early on really missed the fun part. I throughly enjoyed this game. Thanks for hosting Beefy. :bow:
Maybe if I was able to succed by bring the Alliance of Princes down from the inside then the final battle would of been avoided... thank god I didn't, the final showdown was ton of fun. Great write up.
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 17:38
Meh, half my battle plan didn't even make it into the story, oh well, at least me progeny hath claim to the throne....and is plotting as we speak :grin:
Well neither did mine, otherwise your battle would have begun with you fighting a bunch of hungry cats and bears. And then having to go through an obstacle course of flaming cow manure... before reaching my faux army.
I wanted to make you really hungry, before I defeated you with my infamous "Picnic in the Woods" attack.
I applaud Beefy's write up and interpretation, and that's not just because I won. I would have been happy either way. Imagine if he had tried to put everything from everyone's orders in there... It would have been absolute chaos.
My joy in this game was just trying to figure out how to win it. It was very hard, and at first I could not see winning it for myself, so I had picked someone else to win it for. But then someone decided to kill that person off, so I had no other option but to try and win.
Also, White Eyes:
I wasn't in my room, it was booby trapped. I was out of the castle trying to gather an army with which to surprise you and YLC.
night action
Alright,
First I am going to use a fake dummy in my bed, and have my body guard hide in my armoire or closet with a cross bow, to kill anyone who tries to assassinate me in the night.
Then I'd like to spy on Faction Heir during the night.
After I have given him a thorough investigation, I shall disguise myself, though keeping my princely clothes hidden with me, and steal away into the night to try and muster support wherever I can, and try to raise an army to help lift the seige. I shall look for those who support the kingdom of Beefy in its nobleness, gypsies, men hungry for honor, men hungry for victory, amazonian women, whoever I can find to help us in our cause for keeping the beef in Beefdom.
Is that possible?
i was surprised to see how complexed my role was in comparison, and that it got wasted by WHITE EYES :stare: :laugh4:
White_eyes:D
12-15-2008, 19:53
My own thoughts on the awards...
White_eyes:D
Deceiver award: Awarded for most amount of fake dead and trickery. Well deserved
Just kick :daisy::2thumbsup:as I wanted so, I still won Yoyoma:mellow:.....
Aries
Zombie award: Awarded to those who attempt to come back live as zombie
I am a little lost with this...but yeah....:laugh4:
Yoyoma
Hilarity award:Awarded to the champion... Well for making me blast my milks on my laptop with his orders. Long live the *Moo Amazonians
Only guy, I was wary about WHOLE time I was exiled....I knew that he was going to kill me because his plan's were very similar to mine in complex but VERY different in practice....:laugh4::laugh4:
Lord Winter
Unfortunate award: Lynched round one :no: How unlucky can you get
Didn't see him much.....can't say much.....:whip:
YLC
Official I hate you award: Thinking back to everything... Its your fault that the whole battle thing started.. And the role playing... And the huge war... GAH
Don't worry YLC....even if Beefy hated you I still loved you for helping me deal with some of the other princes~:thumb:
Sarathos
Kick ass award: Through out your game, you have shown your great courage in combat. You seriously kicked ass!!
I sort of get this award but think Honor and courage award is more towards how he was acting,
but in a game of cunning you lose....sorry buddy, no hard feelings:evilgrin:
Shlin
Nice guy award: Like the pm said.. He was a nice fellow like his looks. He sacrificed him self (although accidentally) in order to send White_Eyes into exile.
Yeah....talk about screw-up on my part....changed my orders last minute which leads to me being exile but still doing the kick ass speech.....:smash:
Factionheir
Visionist award: Awarded to the first person to come up and work towards the idea of mocking the host by making a noble council of princes. At the end he got what he deserved :whip:
Nah
I agree he was in the way:yes: broke the rules many times:yes: and had to pay some kinda price like I did......:shame: plus I knew there was no way he would win against Yoyoma:no:....had it been me as well he would have had a hard time winning as well....:beam:
Quintus J Cicero award
Award given to those who love the country so much that he goes out of his role and become the traitor him self in order to save the country. Hosts favorite player besides Shlin (he has other reason which I will not share), for completely smashing the idea of alliance against the host. Good boy!
One of the only Princes to do has damn job and compete for the throne and he gets killed due to a order from a captain who hated the idea of a council? real realistic Beefy:thumbsdown: In my mind he should have been saved(I mean I set a fire, the captain who hated the council what could have gone wrong?)still great game anyway.....:2thumbsup:
Beefy have you ever watched Code Geass?:clown: because to me Yoyoma reminded me of Schneizel el Britannia
Schneizel el Britannia (シュナイゼル・エル・ブリタニア, Shunaizeru eru Buritania?) is the Second Prince of the Britannian Imperial Family and the Prime Minister of the Holy Britannian Empire. He is a primary antagonist of the series and a strategist on par with Lelouch, and the only person Lelouch was unable to beat in chess as a child. Schneizel refers to Lelouch as the man he loved and feared the most. Schneizel is ruthless and cold as a strategist, willing to sacrifice lives without a second thought to achieve his ends, but is extremely charismatic and caring toward his subordinates. He seems to show disdain for force when it's unnecessary, such as negotiating a peace treaty with the Euro Universe despite dominating them militarily in every engagement
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 20:51
My own thoughts on the awards...
White_eyes:D
Deceiver award: Awarded for most amount of fake dead and trickery. Well deserved
Just kick :daisy::2thumbsup:as I wanted so, I still won Yoyoma:mellow:.....
Funny words from a man who came in fourth place.
Besides, its not how many battles you win, its which battles you win. And having an army of Amazonian warrioresses plus the best ranged units in all of Beefdom.
Plus, I apparently know how to write orders that make people shoot milk out their nose.
Here's how I got my crossbowmen:
Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
Well, I'll give it a shot. If nothing else, for the beefs.
My idea was to have most of the amazons circle around and hide on the other side of a cow field. One that is not so large that they could not hear my voice when I am speaking up. I would then take one of them, the best milk drinker of them all, and have her dressed like a common peasant woman.
The one dressed like a peasant would come with me, and we would address some towns folk on the other side of the cow field.
I would start talking to the people:
Good people of this town, I come as a representative of the Princes of Beefy...
Every time I reference the Princes of Beefy, or the name of myself or one of my comrades, the Amazons on the other side of the cow field will make happy cow sounds.
Who have currently been forced into conflict with the murderous White Eyes and the former prince YLC... who envys our good land so much, he would invade it to add to his own collection...
Every time I reference my adversaries, the amazonian cow impersonators make angry cow sounds
I will speak to the people and ask for their assistance, and renewed support. Making regular references to the two sides, with the amazonian cow impersonators mooing their support or dissdain in the background.
And if seems somewhat hopeless, I will challenge them to a milk drink off against the "poor peasant woman" that is my companion, vs. someone from their village.
"Okay? Do you know the plan Natasha?"
"YEA" replied Natasha in her manly voice..
"Damn it.. If only you Amazons could use slightly more feminine voice, you could actually get laid..."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Don't worry.. Lets get in to your positions."
You approached to the closest farmer who immediately grabbed his crossbow and pointed at you. You held your hands up in surrender.
"Your one of the HIGH PRINCES... You scums!!" he said.
"I come in peace brother.. Would you do me a favor?? Can you gather up all your peoples? I got something to show to you..."
.................................................. .................................................. .............
"Good people of this town!!"
"Cafe late!!"
"Cafe... wait what?"
"Our towns called Cafe Late you douche!"
"Youmodernizedcountrysidemoronssickenme..."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing... Nothing.... Good people of Cafe Late! Today I come as a representative of the Princes of Beefy."
*Moo~~~
"Woah man... The cows are happy... Dude..."
"Our palace are under attack by the filthy villain.. White_Eyes!!"
*MOOO!!!
"Woah man... The cows are angry... Dude.."
"Thus why I came... to humbly ask for your aids... Good people of Cafe late!! Please help us Princes of Beef! And I Yoyoma!!"
*Moo~moo~~~ (in wolf whistle tune)
"Hey mommy? I saw some crazy ladies imitating co...."
"Hey you!! Little boy!! Yea you!! You like Yoyos right?? Have this yoyo!! We are in the middle of big meeting!!"
"I don't like Yoyos!! I want bayblades!!"
"Look! I promise you!! When I make a time machine, ill give you a whole deck of Yugioh. So just please!! Anyway... Yes... So I Yoyoma"
*Moo... (sigh)
"Woah man.. The cows are sighing.. Dude..."
"Umm.... Yoyoma?"
*Moo moo moo moo (We want Beef steak)
"Umm.. Who wants to see a Yoyo trick.. I can do walk the dawg."
*Mo? (What?)
"Look! I Yoyoma is capable of doing Tokyo tower!! With YOYO!!"
*Mo...fen... (Oo Yoyoma)
"Woah man.. The cows are getting horny.. Dude..."
"Oi dude... Thats just wierd.."
"I know but its totally awesome right?"
"Thats right you two" pointed Yoyoma. "Its totally awesome!! You'll be totally awesome if you follow I!! Yoyoma!!"
The peoples cheered along with the Moo moo girls. You now have the force of 6... But since you got ranged units, you got a good chance against the alliance forces... Even Factionheirs whole army.....
King Yoyoma orders the corpse of White Eyes dug up, and for all the dogs in Beefdom to use it as a fire hydrant (whatever that is...)
El Diablo
12-15-2008, 21:18
Did I not play in this game?
No role pm, no awards...
How about the award for most contribution to a game that I was not even in?
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 22:28
Don't worry El Diablo. I am naming the main thoroughfare of our great capitol city after thee.
Rue Champs Eldiablo
It shall be known for its exquisite pet stores and kitten jugglers.
White_eyes:D
12-15-2008, 22:35
Funny words from a man who came in fourth place.
Besides, its not how many battles you win, its which battles you win. And having an army of Amazonian warrioresses plus the best ranged units in all of Beefdom.
Yoyoma this is the reason why you remind me of Schneizel, You made me look totally like the bad guy, when in the end all I did was limit the number of princes you had to fight and you did what? jack all till the end? EVEN then, I was against 6 other Princes and had to figure out some way to kill them all.....which the whole time you were gathering a army to whoop everyone......you should be happy I thought of you as such a threat I was willing to abandon my army just for THE chance to kill you....:yes: but even if I would have went with plan B....you still would have lived....(everyone just would have thought you died....)
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 22:38
Yoyoma this is the reason why you remind me of Schneizel, You made me look totally like the bad guy, when in the end all I did was limit the number of princes you had to fight and you did what? jack all till the end? EVEN then, I was against 6 other Princes and had to figure out some way to kill them all.....which the whole time you were gathering a army to whoop everyone......you should be happy I thought of you as such a threat I was willing to abandon my army just for THE chance to kill you....:yes: but even if I would have went with plan B....you still would have lived....(everyone just would have thought you died....)
Faction Heir knew I wasn't in the castle. He almost went into my room to investigate me, but because I was watching him I was able to stop him.
I just didn't tell him what I was doing. Although, initially I had planned to help him. But YLC pulling out changed everything.
Edit: Please understand, I have had to almost fully empty my PM box twice since this game began. There is a vast amount of behind the scenes work you have no idea about. Or that any of us knew about. Were you aware that several of the princes had various levels of rumor against them? And that all it would take was one more to get them out of the way?
Also, it was everyone against everyone, not just you against everyone.
White_eyes:D
12-15-2008, 22:43
Who said I was going in your room:rolleyes: I was to set fire outside your door.....no way out other then jumping out the two story window...:laugh4:
Edit: but like with the whole character of Schneizel, you had almost all the princes vs me.......and only after I was pretty much screwed did you decide to gather a army....:sad:
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 22:44
Who said I was going in your room:rolleyes: I was to set fire outside your door.....no way out other then jumping out the two story window...:laugh4:
Either way, people would have known I wasn't there.
Edit:
Also, you were the bad guy. In all respects.
You did a fine job at this, there's no need to think you were ever anything but.
White_eyes:D
12-15-2008, 22:54
Either way, people would have known I wasn't there.
Edit:
Also, you were the bad guy. In all respects.
You did a fine job at this, there's no need to think you were ever anything but.
True enough, but can you tell me you wouldn't have done the same in my shoes?.....:inquisitive:
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 22:56
True enough, but can you tell me you wouldn't have done the same in my shoes?.....:inquisitive:
Well, I might have won. ~;p
For one thing, I wouldn't have betrayed YLC the way you did. That's probably what cost you the most.
Edit:
Also, I would have tried to ally with other nobles. You had that option, but did not use it as far as I know.
El Diablo
12-15-2008, 23:06
Don't worry El Diablo. I am naming the main thoroughfare of our great capitol city after thee.
Rue Champs Eldiablo
It shall be known for its exquisite pet stores and kitten jugglers.
Ahhhh I am at peace now, knowing the art of kitten juggling will continue after me.
Yoyoma1910
12-15-2008, 23:10
Ahhhh I am at peace now, knowing the art of kitten juggling will continue after me.
As an artist myself, your good king knows to respect and appreciate those with mighty skills.
I shall be thinking of more decrees for the Great Kingdom of Beefdom, to properly give praise to my fallen brothers. And of course, I shall never forget the great people of Fridge and Cafe Late, without whom I would never have won this crown.
Beefy187
12-16-2008, 01:53
My deepest apologies (if that means anything after all the things I have done....:juggle2:) to El Diablo.
I deleted all the role pms yesterday so if you can send me yours to me if you have it, or post it here that will be great.
As for Awards
El Diablo
Animal cruelty award: My dear prince. You have made a outstanding achievement of showing cruelty against animals without giving any reason for Greenpeace to complain about it. Your Kitten Juggling is a fine art. And I throughly enjoyed it. Thank you :balloon2:
Beefy187
12-16-2008, 01:55
This is going to be quad ripple post..
I never watched Code Geass. I always wanted to though. And also Evangelion (if thats how you spell it)
White_eyes:D
12-16-2008, 02:07
This is going to be quad ripple post..
I never watched Code Geass. I always wanted to though. And also Evangelion (if thats how you spell it)
Like I said, Yoyoma reminded me of Schneizel how he offered the wine, when I was about to be exiled and how he looked down on me during(he looked down on his brother because he know it would piss him off:laugh4:)....I recall one scene, where he freaked out but that was only once(because Yoyoma always seems calm no matter what...).....Made me laugh but at the same time it was really sad.....because it was sort of like what I was doing....running around sticking to my goals...even if it meant totally lying to everyone...:smash:
Edit: roughly it was like Death note, with the Main character being a "Anti-Hero" and sort like this game got involved in a succession war(I tell you, he ruthlessly killed his brothers and sisters when he had too....)
Beefy187
12-16-2008, 02:16
Aftermath
"Luke we have to go!!"
"Why uncle?"
"I hear foot steps! Come on!"
"No wait... I have to get my teddy...."
"Luke!!"
.................................................................................................... ........................................
"So Captain. This is his son yes?" asked Yoyoma.
"Yes sir it is."
"If his son is around, why did you not tell me that?"
"...."
"Its ok Captain. You are granted with freedom of speech"
"Because your evil. You killed my daddy" said Luke.
"Actually. I deeply respected Factionheir... He was a man with vision. And most of all, inspirational speaker."
"Why did you kill him then?"
"I did not. It was YLC who killed him. Not aye. Natasha, take the boy to Neverland. Place where all kids have lots of fun... And cows. Enjoy Luke."
It was only Yoyoma and Captain, left with Amazonians body guards.
"So its done ey? You got your crown, you got the boy. Its all done?"
"Its not."
"Whos left to compete with ya? Whos left to challenge you?"
"No one."
"So it is done!!"
"I still have the duty as a king left. Captain, you are charged for killing the holy oracle of Beef. For that you will pay the consequences. Take him away!"
.................................................................................................... .....................................
"Father Beefy. Long time no see ey. With your help I was able to get the crown. But I know it. My duty is not over. To get to the crown, I had to do many bad things. It wasn't easy father. But finally I got the power. Now that I know of peoples like the fridge and Cafe Late, and all the peasants and nobles who are part of our kingdom. I want them all to be happy. Its not easy Beefy. But you showed us that its possible. If you could, please continue to bless me and accept my dead brothers as they ascend to your world. May they rest in peace without any regrets. I will be a good king, to satisfy them."
Yoyoma stood up and faced his people. In grief.
"Brothers. We have shed blood. You have shed blood for pointless trickery and battle for power. No more blood should be shed. Today we unite. As one. As people of Beefdom. Yesterdays we were foes. Today we are friends... No... Brothers and sisters. Today we moan the death of my dead brothers. Who shed their blood. Sacrificed their honor for a better world."
"Prince Aries!"
*Rest in peace
"Lord Winter!"
*Where art thou?
"Prince Shlin!"
*Rest in peace
"Prince Sarathos"
*Rest in peace
"Prince White_Eyes"
*Rest in peace
"Prince El Diablo"
*Rest in peace
"Prince Factionheir"
*Bye, my matey Factionheir.
"Prince YLC"
*Good bye leader. Our patre!
"Today we unite. People of Beef. People of Beefdom. People of YLCs country. People of Pizza :clown:. Today we become one. To kingdom of BEEF!!"
"HAIL BEEF!! HAIL KING OF BEEF!! Yoyoma!!"
"Eat up man! Get fat! Get happy! You deserve it!!"
*YA!!
Yoyoma saw the sunset. Stars were now appearing. It seemed like he saw Beefys face. Smiling. Along with his brothers. Smiling.
The end... Never never again
White_eyes:D
12-16-2008, 02:36
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: there goes Faction heirs back-up plan....:smash:
Second Consul Sara is still around though :smartass2:
Beefy187
12-16-2008, 02:45
Thank you White_Eyes from saving me from quad post :2thumbsup:
Now analysis and comments.
Firstly thank you all for joining this game. I hope you guys had lots of fun and I sure did.
Now like I said in the after math "The End... Never... Never again" I will not host another game like this. I WILL NOT!! Not that it wasn't fun. But amount of thoughts and effort I needed to put in each scene was rather extreme. Where in normal mafia, I simply have to reflect "Kill him, save him, investigate that", I had to work out what realistically would happen in one night, with out completely wrecking your orders or the game. Last scene I know wasn't realistic at all. As I simply picked the funniest to be the winner and slightly rigged the other two so they would lose. Strategically speaking, I thought Factionheir would win against Yoyoma, as Yoyoma never actually sent me a serious one. But YLC would win over all, for making a miraculous come back from a retreat.
Kudos however to Yoyoma who did include "make sure YLC did retreat... Check on him" in his order. Factionheir maybe did also, but I cannot remember.
Now I want to look back what happened each night..
Night one
White_Eyes used his one man kill ability and killed off Aries Unfortunately that was it for Aries.
Night what ever
Lord Winter was exiled. He done no action ever since.
Night what ever
Prince YLC was exiled. He seemed to have fled to some city state
Turning point of the game
QJCs crew had a hit on White_eyes. But because of his ability, he was able to avoid the attack. That night, White_Eyes killed Shlin my favorite. but he was witnessed by Factionheir and Shlin. Now he should've been jailed.. And that is my first mistake.. Instead he was exiled.
Plan to make a council
This is the part where everything starting to turn to wierd direction. Regardless of me and White_Eyes effort to make them kill each other, with the exception of few rumors, none of them were killing each other. With addition, YLC made a first appearance. With me going with it and shooting arrow at him, kinda set something in the wrong direction.
White_Eyes vs the captain
Now I had too much fun here writing the battle scene. Not knowing that this is going to be the first of the hundred:clown: or so battle I had to write for this game. This led to White_Eyes victory... Just to encourage to princes to kill each other. But instead they united against me, nagging me for a battle. Now just as I was going to give the rest of the princes, the first prize...
Betrayal of QJC
I really applaud him for that. That changed the tied of the game, forcing the princes to continue to doubt each other. However, QJC was too nice to go on White_Eyes like Rampage. His night in the cellar wasted his life while Factionheir found out that QJC was the one who betrayed them.
Yoyomas journey
Other then the main plot, I had a lot of fun writing Yoyomas voyage out side the palace. His mention of alarm clock created the invention of Amazonian people of fridge. And cow lovers of Cafe Late. I was willing to let him go on to get a army, big enough to smash YLC but...
YLCs retreat
Because of White_eyes 'death' and YLCs 'computer problem' (geez computer does not exist in middle ages:smash:) YLCs army retreated. Giving Yoyoma no opportunity for a glorious entry. Forcing him to join the party.
Last battle
Which led to the last battle. Factionheir started with 4 pms in a row, detailed tactical plan. But with my CBF attitude and pleasure of TV, I changed the victory condition to the funniest. And Yoyomas plan was the funniest. Factionheirs was the most realistic. I was willing to give them a 50 50 chance until YLC gave me a pm saying "HAha that was my plan all along. I will continue my tunnel and give them a surprise attack!!" Which led to the three way battle.
Final judgement
Now this bothered me the most. As I did not want any of them to complain about the finale. I first thought about making a poll for the funniest plan. Or a first Beefdoms Idol contest where three of them talk about their charm point and what they will do for Beefdom. And people who ascended to heaven can judge them. But due to the constant warning saying "Your pm is almost full" plus the constant pressure from ATPG :clown: I had to finish the game somehow. And thus the judgment.
Reflections
This was a intense and good game. It might work if I can start this from the very start. But because I didnt give the same opportunity to peoples like Shlin and Aries who missed out all the fun, my first objective was actually finish this game earliest as possible. Other wise, I wouldn't have let QJC die in that horrible fire, or let White_Eyes do a suicide appearance just for the game play. I now clearly know that you guys are too nice to play by the original rule, and thus the original set of rules would not work. Thus this game will never appear on the org again unless someone alse wants to host similer ones. But because I didnt want any of the prince end up dead, amount of amendment which had to be made were... rather extreme. Satisfying everyone was extremely hard especially I got a slight mental retardation after hitting my self on a head with a tree and a chain 30 minutes ago..
I know not everyone is satisfied about how the game turned out, specially the sudden death of YLC and QJC, also the death of Shlin. But I want you all to know that I tried my best..... Ok I putted like 80 percent effort in there, so please don't come after me with a big axe.
Again I thank you for joining this game. For bearing with half gibrish half engrish and I hope you enjoyed it. see you around.... In fillet royale!!
Beefy187
12-16-2008, 02:49
Now Yoyoma only has to deal with Pizza guys left over, Second council Sarah who holds grudge against Yoyoma for killing YLC, White_Eyes fan club and Factionheirs little kiddy Luke.... Along with Sarathos you kick ass clan. and House of Schling (Its actually the name of the boarding house I was in.. Thus why I was 25 percent bias towards Shlin) :beam:
Yoyoma1910
12-16-2008, 03:39
Well then, good people of Beefdom, and those who have sadly perished so that our kingdom would remain strong, we shall seek to make decent this world around us.
The good Kingdom of Pizza lies upon the horizon. Let us open our trade links with these noble people, so that delicious peace may reign for eternity. We shall send emissaries carrying gifts of cheeses and Italian spiced meatballs for the good King Guy de Pizza.
In honor of Prince Sarathos, good son of King Beefy and noble Lady Sara, our largest port city shall be renamed. May the ships of Sarathos the city be as brave as he were.
Faction Heir was a great man, and I shall honor him and his potent loins. The Royal Orphanage shall from now on bear his name. Hotel FactionHeir shall raise the Kingdoms children whose parents have passed on. They shall be grown strong and well learned in these walls.
As I have previously stated, this great capitol city needs a grand thoroughfare, Rue Champs Eldiablo shall be a street known the world over.
As for our brother Quintus, who mysteriously died defending our realm in a fire. All royally approved doorknobs shall bear his visage. Remeber if there is a fire to check the temperature of the doorknob before entering a room.
For the Lord of Winter, I name the coldest of the four seasons. For he has turned an icy shoulder to our kingdom, wherever he may be.
Our royal graveyard needs a good title. Frere Aries House of 77777 Nonzombies seems appropriate.
Our Largest Catapult shall be named the YLC, and our second the Sara. So that they know the names of their targets.
To the city of Fridge, I shall build a Academy of War and Philosophy, where the soldiers of Beefdom shall study the arts of war and Amazonian arms, as well as pondering of this strange quest called life. And to the Granny of Fridge I grant a title of Marquise. May she still have all the men.
To the good people of Cafe Late, I shall build a Grand Lodge of Huntsmen and Agriculture, where our nations archers, huntsmen, and farmers shall go to learn of their skills. May our bows be long, our game wild, and our cattle fat.
To the House of Shling, whose son was Beefy's favourite, I grant them the Priestships of his temples. May they lead us to good prayer for all the ages.
As for he that was the serpent and deceiver of princes... he that was once known as White Eyes. All towns in Beefdom shall have a park for the purpose of dog walking, and in this park shall stand a 1 1/2 foot (.5 meter) statue of this half man, for the alleviation of the canines bladders.
Other than that, yo yos and beefsteaks for all.
White_eyes:D
12-16-2008, 03:52
Wow, I would have a statue erected to me?:rolleyes: anyway, Yoyoma you owe me at least a movie or something for my part on killing ALOT of princes name it..."The Beefinator":cool:
Hey, it's for the fans.....:clown:
coinceantially my name at the TWC is Zombie smuggler :yes: and i think he was refering to me being zombie on a post where i fooled some people into thinking you can chose to revive me or shlin on beefys order :laugh4:
Our Largest Catapult shall be named the YLC, and our second the Sara. So that they know the names of their targets.
Could you clarify on this? You seriously don't intend to kill the lovely Consul Sara with a catapult, do you?
Beefy187
12-16-2008, 05:18
Oh one more thing
Factionheirs unhonourable award
Food waster award: Awarded to those who excel in bio weaponary. Who knew that Factionheir had something regarding food in every single order of his? If not most of them. Specially chucking meat chunks at his enemies.. What a waste :whip: Even if its lamb :clown:
Yoyoma1910
12-16-2008, 08:02
Could you clarify on this? You seriously don't intend to kill the lovely Consul Sara with a catapult, do you?
If she tries to invade Beefdom in the name of liberty, than I shall liberate the air from her lungs and her heart from its bosom.
Other than that, may she live a long a fruitful life in peace.
But don't worry, you shall live on in more than projectile weapons. To commemorate the victory of Beefdom against your city states the flag of our kingdom will have an additional emblem, dear cousin. A Yo Yo breaking one of your nation's spears in half.
Yours was the strongest threat to our nation, and you did achieve the final death.
Your sword now hangs in the royal hall, high for all to see. Defeating you was a great and hard victory for our people.
I would honor you further, but you died a citizen, and not a prince. Your war against our nation was a smear upon the ideals you claimed to represent.
Wow, I would have a statue erected to me?:rolleyes: anyway, Yoyoma you owe me at least a movie or something for my part on killing ALOT of princes name it..."The Beefinator":cool:
Hey, it's for the fans.....:clown:
Fear not, I have commissioned a play about you. But it is far closer to Richard III or Macbeth than The Terminator. All the nation shall see it, and witness how greed and unrighteous lust for power will make fall into darkness the lives of men.
White_eyes:D
12-16-2008, 09:17
Fear not, I have commissioned a play about you. But it is far closer to Richard III or Macbeth than The Terminator. All the nation shall see it, and witness how greed and unrighteous lust for power will make fall into darkness the lives of men.
Good....hopefully my name well live on in infamy:evil: that is all I ask.....:smash:
Quintus.JC
12-16-2008, 09:38
Turning point of the game
QJCs crew had a hit on White_eyes. But because of his ability, he was able to avoid the attack. That night, White_Eyes killed Shlin my favorite. but he was witnessed by Factionheir and Shlin. Now he should've been jailed.. And that is my first mistake.. Instead he was exiled.
At that time Sarathos and Yoyoma approached me as the third man in their team, at the time I was the least suspicious and active so I took the job of murdering white eyes, but it wasn't successful.
Betrayal of QJC
I really applaud him for that. That changed the tied of the game, forcing the princes to continue to doubt each other. However, QJC was too nice to go on White_Eyes like Rampage. His night in the cellar wasted his life while Factionheir found out that QJC was the one who betrayed them.
The game was dragging on, all the princes seems too cautious to make a move, they all had their own ambitions but thought cooperation was the best way to defeat YLC and White eyes. I gave away the battle plan so the City states won the battle. When Beefy made solo kills available, I wasn't sure how the princes would react, wether they would keep the council or each of them starting to go on murdering ramages. For personal safety I hid in the cellar and decided to wait and see how the night goes past, obviously that was a big mistake....
FactionHeir
12-16-2008, 18:38
Oh one more thing
Factionheirs unhonourable award
Food waster award: Awarded to those who excel in bio weaponary. Who knew that Factionheir had something regarding food in every single order of his? If not most of them. Specially chucking meat chunks at his enemies.. What a waste :whip: Even if its lamb :clown:
You gotta admit by battle plan was really wicked, no? :grin2:
Yoyoma1910
12-16-2008, 19:05
Good....hopefully my name well live on in infamy:evil: that is all I ask.....:smash:
More like a Dramedy. :drama3: The people of this nation need a something good to laugh at. I contracted a certain Sir. Woody Allen to pen the work. Here's some of what he has put down on paper:
Oh... my mother was a prostitute, you know. Eh, nobody loves me... Guess I'll, uh, just have to go and ..uh... kill everyone then. Eh.
White_eyes:D
12-16-2008, 22:25
More like a Dramedy. :drama3: The people of this nation need a something good to laugh at. I contracted a certain Sir. Woody Allen to pen the work. Here's some of what he has put down on paper:
Oh... my mother was a prostitute, you know. Eh, nobody loves me... Guess I'll, uh, just have to go and ..uh... kill everyone then. Eh.
Yeah but then my 'fan club' would do a 'REAL version of it', Hell, after that people would even be afraid to WALK then dogs near my statue.......:whip:(BTW, that script really sucks.....guess you should have contacted a better writer....:oops:)
Tiberius of the Drake
12-21-2008, 04:53
Outsiders perspective: Im sorry I missed this :sweatdrop:
This game me laugh, cry, piss my pants, laugh and then scratch my head in confusion. Props to YLC who threw the wrench in the system to begin with. props to Beefy for dealing with the confusion. If this game wasnt over I was hoping to make a cameo asthe "mercenary leader".
finally I have one thing to say
PLEASE MAKE A SEQUEL,
If not Beefy someone else. Im really sad i missed out on this.
Oh Also:
VOTE: Funniest and most confusing Mafia game
Beefy187
12-21-2008, 07:06
Outsiders perspective: Im sorry I missed this :sweatdrop:
This game me laugh, cry, piss my pants, laugh and then scratch my head in confusion. Props to YLC who threw the wrench in the system to begin with. props to Beefy for dealing with the confusion. If this game wasnt over I was hoping to make a cameo asthe "mercenary leader".
finally I have one thing to say
PLEASE MAKE A SEQUEL,
If not Beefy someone else. Im really sad i missed out on this.
Oh Also:
VOTE: Funniest and most confusing Mafia game
I suppose this was quite similar to the Castle if you ever played that game except there was alot more freedom in what players can do.
Thanks for the compliment. As for the sequel... If I can skip the que and start a new 12 player one then im more then happy to host it. Now I know how to deal with most of it. And if that happens, ill let you know :2thumbsup:
I suppose this was quite similar to the Castle if you ever played that game except there was alot more freedom in what players can do.
Thanks for the compliment. As for the sequel... If I can skip the que and start a new 12 player one then im more then happy to host it. Now I know how to deal with most of it. And if that happens, ill let you know :2thumbsup:
I could actually work out a system for you from scratch Beefy, and would only be to happy too. I thoroughly enjoyed coming up with those plans and all :2thumbsup:
Beefy187
12-21-2008, 07:57
I could actually work out a system for you from scratch Beefy, and would only be to happy too. I thoroughly enjoyed coming up with those plans and all :2thumbsup:
Yea. Hardest part was coming out with a system to limit stuff like night actions. Also on the later stages, amount of troops and their quality was completely improvised.
If you have a solution to those stuff, I would be very interested to know.
But I guess some improvisation is still needed:sweatdrop:.
Quintus.JC
12-21-2008, 17:40
A sequel would be nice, but I don't want to see it in 2008 yet.
Yoyoma1910
12-21-2008, 18:47
Beefy Total War 2
Should CA release this as their next game after Empire?
Quintus.JC
12-21-2008, 20:34
We've got 12 playable factions, additional independent city states, also the Kingdom of Pizza lay on the North. Should be fun.
Tiberius of the Drake
12-21-2008, 21:00
Yes and the independent amazonian cow lovers
Quintus.JC
12-21-2008, 21:58
Yes and the independent amazonian cow lovers
Yes course, how on earth could I forget them?
Beefy187
12-22-2008, 01:39
We'll see about the sequel.. I should be able to host sometime in March next year. If I get rejected from the Uni im applying for.
If I get in... I'll still try to host anyway. I'm never leaving the Org!
I'll still try to host anyway. I'm never leaving the Org!
woo-hoo :balloon2:
Beefy187
12-22-2008, 07:28
woo-hoo :balloon2:
This is not at all, an attempt to stop you getting your record Ares :clown:
Around 30 post until Teddy snatcher beats this
Should I make the next one more of cut throat inheritance or massive inner country battle war thing on the second half of the game?
White_eyes:D
12-23-2008, 00:44
This is not at all, an attempt to stop you getting your record Ares :clown:
Around 30 post until Teddy snatcher beats this
Should I make the next one more of cut throat inheritance or massive inner country battle war thing on the second half of the game?
No kidding, you SHOULD reward those who go more cutthroat though....(I hate it when people begin to work too much together and forget there working to see who is King not who is the slave...:rolleyes:) If you do go cut throat......:evilgrin:
Beefy187
12-23-2008, 00:51
Yea the idea was to work with the fellow..... and DUMP HIM at the very end. Its like a chicken race when you betray your friend.
Obviously our princes were too cooperative and all.
I could do a similar game with this time, 12 king who work for Beefdom, fighting each other for the next kingship. That would be interesting.
Actually, the system I am working out would allow either cooperation and backstabbing, and a reward system based on the players actions - the more points gained for both successful cooperation and backstabbing, the more successful they become in other areas such as battle or in future actions. Points would be gained based on complexity and overall intelligence of the plan.
Of course this excluded sillyness, but I'm not sure how to score jokes :laugh4:
Beefy187
12-24-2008, 01:36
Actually, the system I am working out would allow either cooperation and backstabbing, and a reward system based on the players actions - the more points gained for both successful cooperation and backstabbing, the more successful they become in other areas such as battle or in future actions. Points would be gained based on complexity and overall intelligence of the plan.
Of course this excluded sillyness, but I'm not sure how to score jokes :laugh4:
Jokes can go to honorable mention :laugh4:
The game that TinCow is planning seems a lot like mine. I shall join his game and see how that works out:yes:.
Tiberius of the Drake
12-24-2008, 02:03
what game would that be?
Beefy187
12-24-2008, 02:38
Holy Roman Empire mafia. Which he applied for today. It should be in the host games thread
Holy Roman Empire mafia. Which he applied for today. It should be in the host games thread
depending on whether its large or small, he could have a massive wait with that queue :yes:
Beefy187
12-24-2008, 04:28
depending on whether its large or small, he could have a massive wait with that queue :yes:
I cant imagine running a country based mafia with more then 20 peoples.. I had trouble keeping up with 12 but thats because I had (have) no life.
Small que shouldnt be that big yea?
nope, if seamus updates it that is, i have 2 mafias planned :grin:
Beefy187
12-24-2008, 04:55
nope, if seamus updates it that is, i have 2 mafias planned :grin:
I already have 4 mafia games planned... But I can only host 2 at max :sweatdrop:
Yoyoma1910
12-24-2008, 21:51
I cant imagine running a country based mafia with more then 20 peoples.. I had trouble keeping up with 12 but thats because I had (have) no life.
Small que shouldnt be that big yea?
Well, I personally think it should huge, based on the sex appeal and fruitful loins of the current king of Beefdom. Not to mention all the Amazonian Warrioresses he has to keep loyal.
:saint:
Beefy187
12-25-2008, 00:52
Well, I personally think it should huge, based on the sex appeal and fruitful loins of the current king of Beefdom. Not to mention all the Amazonian Warrioresses he has to keep loyal.
:saint:
50+ players? Oh my :help:
Thats far beyond the idea of online host games... Might as well get CA to release Beefdom total war.
Quintus.JC
12-30-2008, 13:43
Should Beefdom: Total War ever come out, here's one of the historically accurate unit they could use in the game.
http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1511582-A_Beefeater_in_full_Regalia-London.jpg
London Beefeaters, other wise known as Yeoman Warders
Beefy187
12-30-2008, 14:07
I hope my cow loving amazonian I brang from google is in the right thread
http://www.gadgetmadness.com/archives/crazy_amazon_sale.jpg
.. Maybe I should post this in the babe thread as well :clown:
Quintus.JC
12-30-2008, 14:11
I can't see the picture Beefy :no:
Beefy187
12-30-2008, 14:14
I can't see the picture Beefy :no:
I can.. Let me check
If you still cant, access
http://www.gadgetmadness.com/archives/crazy_amazon_sale.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-21-2009, 05:42
Sorry, I know this is well over, but I'm cleaning out my PM box, and wanted to put a few of these up here.
Beefy's such a fun host, I didn't want to waste them.
After Factionheir made the speech, you momentary lost him. When you headed back to your room, feeling you failed the deed you saw Factionheir with his guard in front of your room.. Kicking the door open
You shouted a curse word and advanced to Factionheir, pointing a sword right on his neck.
"Out of all people... I didn't think It would be you Factionheir.." said Yoyoma. Quietly.
"Guards!! Drop your weapons!! Yoyoma I mean you no harm! Like you I am trying to find the traitor amongst the princes. I didnt come here to kill you."
"Release them" Yoyoma asked the guards. "Now where were we?"
"I know this does nothing... But were you the one who leaked our strategy to the rebels?" Asked Factionheir. Staring him in the eyes.
"And I too know this means nothing.. But I swear to our father Beefy that I wasn't the one who leaked it... Are you the one who leaked the strategy Factionheir?" He replied.
"No it wasn't me"
"I guess we have no choice but to trust each other. Well as you probably noticed, that was my fake dummy sleeping in my bed. Please tell no one as I am leaving this place."
"Where are you headed to?"
"The only thing I can tell you that... Its for the good of the kingdom. And I am not heading for rebels camp."
"Well then... I hope that you are still on our side."
"I hope you are too"
You left the room and headed out side the place where you left your peasants cloths. You changed the clothes and said to your self
"alright.. Here i go"
If there is any parts which doesnt make sense, that is most likely because I copied and pasted most of this from Factionheirs night result. Sorry about that :sweatdrop:
Just a reminda your not even in the battle
You see a little community in front of me... Soon as they saw you, they all ran in the door and locked their doors.
You have two options
1. Ignore them.. They probably hate me..
2. Preach to them.. They probably hate White_Eyes
3. Gah
"People of.....Umm excuse me.. What is this town called?" You asked the granny who couldn't hide in time
"Fridge..."
"Ah I see.. People of Fridge!!"
"Hey you!!" said the granny. "Your wearing that peasant clothes! But I know who you are!! Your one of the NOBLES.. arent you? Oo since when do the NOBLES care about small community of Fridge?"
"Fridge... I always respect you fellows Fridge!! With out you lads! We wouldn't be able to preserve our Beef steaks with out making it rot"
"Huh??"
"Never mind.. Well you see we are in need of a reinforcement right now.. Could you lend us some men to fight with me? To slay the evil demon White_Eyes?"
"Quit dreamin boy.. We got no men for NOBLES like you... You can have our gals.. No one wants our gals anyway... Besides our men don't fight! We farm!"
*The crowd cheers YEA!!
Granny continues.. "Besides White_Eyes didn't do any thing to us... But you NOBLES ignored us for centuries!!! Why should we care?"
"Well... You should care because its an affair of this whole kingdom that your part of. And... and... If White_Eyes truimphs he'll ignore you too!! But if we win... We will not... I will not!!"
"Prove it boy... Prove it!"
"Very well!! WATCH ME DO WALK DA DAWG!!"
You pulled out your Yoyo and started to perform complex Yoyo tricks. By the end of the performance, all the men was out, staring at him. All of them... Fine..... Maybe not fine men.. but slightly skinny and.... feminine..
"GET BACK TO WORK!!" Said a loud voice, and men fleed like small spiders. Muscular ladies came out from no where, armed with spears, shields and bows. Fridge was an legendary amazonian town...
"What you doing here?? You came to challenge us?" asked the amazons.
"No.. I came to ask for a favor.... Well firstly check this out.."
You pulled off some complex Tokyo tower tricks with your yoyo.
.................................................. .................................................. .............
"Thank you granny... Thanks for the army" you said.
"No no.. Thank you... Now all the men are mine...HAHAHAHA" Laughed the granny as the Amazons rallied at the hill, waiting for Yoyoma.
"You will be made a noble one day granny.. Beefdom will not forget Fridge!"
"I will not forget this day Yoyoma... Your miracle of walk da dawg.. and the day I got all the men"
"Farewell!!"
.................................................. .................................................. ............
You now have the army of Amazonian. Which equals to 2 in terms of strength. You can continue your journey or head back to the battle.
With the amazonian cavalry you marched to the next community. This place is a well known farming land, as they supplies beefs to the country. However it seems to be aiding your enemies forces. If you can make them your allies, they will resume to your supply chain and also you will get a huge lot of cross bow cavalry.
Order is up to you.. Funnier it is.. More likely to succeed
I hate you... I seriously do..
You made me burst out laughing.. Twice on my laptop!!:laugh4:
Will get to work soon as I finish my work loads :2thumbsup:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
Well, I'll give it a shot. If nothing else, for the beefs.
My idea was to have most of the amazons circle around and hide on the other side of a cow field. One that is not so large that they could not hear my voice when I am speaking up. I would then take one of them, the best milk drinker of them all, and have her dressed like a common peasant woman.
The one dressed like a peasant would come with me, and we would address some towns folk on the other side of the cow field.
I would start talking to the people:
Good people of this town, I come as a representative of the Princes of Beefy...
Every time I reference the Princes of Beefy, or the name of myself or one of my comrades, the Amazons on the other side of the cow field will make happy cow sounds.
Who have currently been forced into conflict with the murderous White Eyes and the former prince YLC... who envys our good land so much, he would invade it to add to his own collection...
Every time I reference my adversaries, the amazonian cow impersonators make angry cow sounds
I will speak to the people and ask for their assistance, and renewed support. Making regular references to the two sides, with the amazonian cow impersonators mooing their support or dissdain in the background.
And if seems somewhat hopeless, I will challenge them to a milk drink off against the "poor peasant woman" that is my companion, vs. someone from their village.
"Okay? Do you know the plan Natasha?"
"YEA" replied Natasha in her manly voice..
"Damn it.. If only you Amazons could use slightly more feminine voice, you could actually get laid..."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Don't worry.. Lets get in to your positions."
You approached to the closest farmer who immediately grabbed his crossbow and pointed at you. You held your hands up in surrender.
"Your one of the HIGH PRINCES... You scums!!" he said.
"I come in peace brother.. Would you do me a favor?? Can you gather up all your peoples? I got something to show to you..."
.................................................. .................................................. .............
"Good people of this town!!"
"Cafe late!!"
"Cafe... wait what?"
"Our towns called Cafe Late you douche!"
"Youmodernizedcountrysidemoronssickenme..."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing... Nothing.... Good people of Cafe Late! Today I come as a representative of the Princes of Beefy."
*Moo~~~
"Woah man... The cows are happy... Dude..."
"Our palace are under attack by the filthy villain.. White_Eyes!!"
*MOOO!!!
"Woah man... The cows are angry... Dude.."
"Thus why I came... to humbly ask for your aids... Good people of Cafe late!! Please help us Princes of Beef! And I Yoyoma!!"
*Moo~moo~~~ (in wolf whistle tune)
"Hey mommy? I saw some crazy ladies imitating co...."
"Hey you!! Little boy!! Yea you!! You like Yoyos right?? Have this yoyo!! We are in the middle of big meeting!!"
"I don't like Yoyos!! I want bayblades!!"
"Look! I promise you!! When I make a time machine, ill give you a whole deck of Yugioh. So just please!! Anyway... Yes... So I Yoyoma"
*Moo... (sigh)
"Woah man.. The cows are sighing.. Dude..."
"Umm.... Yoyoma?"
*Moo moo moo moo (We want Beef steak)
"Umm.. Who wants to see a Yoyo trick.. I can do walk the dawg."
*Mo? (What?)
"Look! I Yoyoma is capable of doing Tokyo tower!! With YOYO!!"
*Mo...fen... (Oo Yoyoma)
"Woah man.. The cows are getting horny.. Dude..."
"Oi dude... Thats just wierd.."
"I know but its totally awesome right?"
"Thats right you two" pointed Yoyoma. "Its totally awesome!! You'll be totally awesome if you follow I!! Yoyoma!!"
The peoples cheered along with the Moo moo girls. You now have the force of 6... But since you got ranged units, you got a good chance against the alliance forces... Even Factionheirs whole army.....
Beefy187
01-21-2009, 07:15
Ah perfect. I was trying to remember the name of that Amazonian lady :laugh4:
Also, be notified that ill put forward my request to host Noble Sons II after I finish my upcoming small game.:yes:
White_eyes:D
01-21-2009, 18:40
Ah perfect. I was trying to remember the name of that Amazonian lady :laugh4:
Also, be notified that ill put forward my request to host Noble Sons II after I finish my upcoming small game.:yes:
Yes.....*rubs hands together evilly.....* but I want Yoyoma to be the bad guy with me....then everyone "Well feel the full power if the dark side:evil:"
Yes.....*rubs hands together evilly.....* but I want Yoyoma to be the bad guy with me....then everyone "Well feel the full power if the dark side:evil:"
pre-vote: white eyes & yoyoma
well that was easy :) now i must wait for noble sons 3
Beefy187
01-22-2009, 02:12
Actually I was thinking more on the lines of
-No voting. Every one will be the king of each region
-Kingdom of Beef and Kingdom of Pizza are the two larger powers. While other kings/ leaders choose alignments/alliances
-Last one standing wins
But that would be too much like a throne room games.. Need some good ideas so I can make this an combination of mafia and role playing
White_eyes:D
01-22-2009, 02:19
Make some voting immune guys.....:yes::yes:
Beefy187
01-22-2009, 02:24
Well we all know whats going to happen when we start with voting and go hard core waring in the later stages. Some peoples dies too early and misses all the fun. (Poor Ares...)
White_eyes:D
01-22-2009, 02:26
Well we all know whats going to happen when we start with voting and go hard core waring in the later stages. Some peoples dies too early and misses all the fun. (Poor Ares...)
That's Mafia sadly.....:shame: but still...you could make each Prince have a special ability of some sort......(Wish I had that ability I told you about WHEN I killed Ares:evil:)
You could possibly ask TC about his game (30 years war), it would have some interesting rules really. Give me a bit however, and I think I can come up with something :thumbsup:
Beefy187
01-22-2009, 02:32
Abilities takes away all the fun from wit and cunningness and it restricts our action :smash:
Only restriction I want to have is that dead cannot do anything but cling their glass and drink their champagnes. And that they are not allowed to be super man like taking out a whole army by them self or to move from one side of the map to another in just one night phase.
EDIT: YLC: I will. And use your awesomeness to come up with awesome gaming system!
White_eyes:D
01-22-2009, 02:35
True but this ability I talked about....It would take REAL cunning to use......too bad I never got to use it:no:
And in case you misunderstood me in the PM it was like this......http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tmbPsKeyEyg
Beefy187
01-22-2009, 03:00
True but this ability I talked about....It would take REAL cunning to use......too bad I never got to use it:no:
And in case you misunderstood me in the PM it was like this......http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=tmbPsKeyEyg
Magiks!! :smash:
We don't allow any magiks!! Only tricks.
White_eyes:D
01-22-2009, 03:11
Yeah well.....it wasn't like the MOO Amazons were real either.....:clown:
Besides...the uses on that ability were hugely unfavorable and he was a discarded Prince as well...:grin2: He had to use wit and cunning 99% of the time....half the stuff I used in "Noble Sons" come from my thought's on the show....(you know...after I got exiled.....really had a hell of a time after that:2thumbsup:)
Beefy187
01-22-2009, 04:47
Yeah well.....it wasn't like the MOO Amazons were real either.....:clown:
Besides...the uses on that ability were hugely unfavorable and he was a discarded Prince as well...:grin2: He had to use wit and cunning 99% of the time....half the stuff I used in "Noble Sons" come from my thought's on the show....(you know...after I got exiled.....really had a hell of a time after that:2thumbsup:)
Good old code guiass (or how ever you spell that show..)
I get your point. But if I allow magical abilities, the game could go crazy in a bad way
White_eyes:D
01-22-2009, 07:22
Good old code guiass (or how ever you spell that show..)
I get your point. But if I allow magical abilities, the game could go crazy in a bad way
True......well I am sure the game well be good all the same :clown:
Edit: although it is up to you on how you want the game... I just feel you should give each player a kind-of role...Since you had problems making everyone happy (I was happy though...:evil:) that things was a bit....biased towards certain Princes, when ability's and Random.org would help balance that out....:book:
Beefy187
01-22-2009, 08:20
Do you have some ideas about the abilities you want?
I might use them if everyones happy with it.
Dead players could be took in as vassals to a kingdom of there choice, to continue involvement.
White_eyes:D
01-22-2009, 23:34
Do you have some ideas about the abilities you want?
I might use them if everyones happy with it.
ATPG's games are pretty balanced.....:smash: you could use his Percentage system that he had for most people's roles in his Mafia games....(as I recall you had quite the killing as the 'Over powered Sideshow Bob:evilgrin:') Kinda weird how you then say you hate non-realism.....:inquisitive:
but anyway....Ares idea sounds good too.:yes:
Beefy187
01-23-2009, 01:28
ATPG's games are pretty balanced.....:smash: you could use his Percentage system that he had for most people's roles in his Mafia games....(as I recall you had quite the killing as the 'Over powered Sideshow Bob:evilgrin:') Kinda weird how you then say you hate non-realism.....:inquisitive:
but anyway....Ares idea sounds good too.:yes:
Yea I like Ares suggestion. Good stuff..
Percentage.. Maybe. I could tell you guys the chance of success.
"I want to go to White_eyes camp, destroy every single men in his camp, kill White_eyes, kill YLC. Umm... Make the rest surrender to me. Then while im at it, get some Cafe late and Quarter pounder from macdonalds. Then move on to the rest of Kingdom. Defeat the over lord Factionheir, and his ally El Diablo. While at it, resurrect Shlin, QJC and Ares from grave as army of zombies. Annihilate Yoyomas Moo moo amazonian. Call back Lord Winter from exile and let him join the army as a vassal all in one night phase. Hows that sound Beefy? Sounds like a awesome plan yea?" By Sarathos
Response: While your description does say "you kick ass..."
Chance of success 0 percent
Ofcause, my dear sir Sarathos did not write that, but if its on that standard. I will call all the guards in the palace and arrest you for...... heresy.
Yoyoma1910
01-23-2009, 01:37
I enjoyed being able to use my YoYo skills to impress people.
Maybe everyone could have some sort of special talent.
Beefy187
01-23-2009, 01:43
El Diablo could juggle kittens.
Sarathos kicked ass
White_eyes was... pretty much a magician.
Factionheir was Factionheir and a good speach maker
YLC was a nice bloke full stop
Shlin was from house of Schling.
Lord Winter could control the weather (some how..)
And you sir Yoyoma. Could walk the dawg.
See everyone had abilities.. Now I just have to make some good ones.
Yoyoma1910
01-23-2009, 01:56
And you sir Yoyoma. Could walk the dawg.
yes, I imagine I was doing a lot of that with the Amazonians. :sweatdrop:
White_eyes:D
01-23-2009, 02:20
Yea I like Ares suggestion. Good stuff..
Percentage.. Maybe. I could tell you guys the chance of success.
"I want to go to White_eyes camp, destroy every single men in his camp, kill White_eyes, kill YLC. Umm... Make the rest surrender to me. Then while im at it, get some Cafe late and Quarter pounder from macdonalds. Then move on to the rest of Kingdom. Defeat the over lord Factionheir, and his ally El Diablo. While at it, resurrect Shlin, QJC and Ares from grave as army of zombies. Annihilate Yoyomas Moo moo amazonian. Call back Lord Winter from exile and let him join the army as a vassal all in one night phase. Hows that sound Beefy? Sounds like a awesome plan yea?" By Sarathos
Response: While your description does say "you kick ass..."
Chance of success 0 percent
Ofcause, my dear sir Sarathos did not write that, but if its on that standard. I will call all the guards in the palace and arrest you for...... heresy.
Yeah that would work.......then you could random.org it at more like.....5%.....so unlikely, but who knows.....Yoyoma could "walk the dawg":cool:
Unlike the rest of you, I have already sent Beefy an outline for the next game that takes into consideration most of your suggestions. So instead of dreaming about it, I have done it ~;p
White_eyes:D
01-23-2009, 02:28
Unlike the rest of you, I have already sent Beefy an outline for the next game that takes into consideration most of your suggestions. So instead of dreaming about it, I have done it ~;p
I was just discussion it.....but I think YLC's plan sounds good...(even though I have no idea what this outline is about.....:sweatdrop:)
Beefy187
01-23-2009, 02:47
Its a great outline to make the essence of mafia stronger, yet keeping role playing at the same time :2thumbsup:
I also will most likely take Ares suggestion on how to treat defeated players and White_eyes suggestion on abilities.
And Yoyoma gets to be the king at the beginning if he wishes... Oo wise ruler of the amazons and the cross bow peasants
White_eyes:D
01-23-2009, 03:03
Its a great outline to make the essence of mafia stronger, yet keeping role playing at the same time :2thumbsup:
I also will most likely take Ares suggestion on how to treat defeated players and White_eyes suggestion on abilities.
And Yoyoma gets to be the king at the beginning if he wishes... Oo wise ruler of the amazons and the cross bow peasants
What are you going to say? That Yoyoma had a WHOLE busload of kids....then each developed a talent of some sort while being in the Kingdom of Pizzaguy? (sent there as Political hostages:grin:)
and then came back to help the Kingdom of Beef but some of them are secretly planning it's downfall? (I could go on but I am lazy:idea2:)
Beefy187
01-23-2009, 03:28
Other kingdoms :smash:
you could have kingdom of beef mafia, have a little map, where each player controls a meat empire, with the kingdom of beef being the biggest
something like:
Beef Empire (8 territorries) (beefy, no reason why hosts can't play :laugh4: )
Pizza Empire (7 territorries ) (ATPG)
kingdom of pork (3 territories ) (random)
kingdom of lamb (3 territories ) (random)
kingdom of chicken (3 territories ) (random)
kingdom of duck (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of prawn (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of cod (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of mince (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of tuna (2 territories) (random)
if u want more players other slots could be:
rabbit
haddock
alligator
haggis
pate
salmon
liver
ham
gammon
horse
dog
cat
rat (yum :laugh4: )
just ideas, you could keep the mafia element by kingdoms voting against other kingdoms, the kingdom with the most votes loses a place of there choice, and the beef empire takes control of it, at night though, all players accept the beef kingdom can attack provinces underhandly with a chance of success, in the day beef always wins the province chosen to take, very different, but it could work, or maybe combinable with what ever YLC sent you :bow:
Beefy187
01-25-2009, 08:41
I just only found your post today, But I had something similar in my head yesterday. Heres the rough outline of Noble sons II: The price of peace.
At the beginning of the game, each player will post their flag, history of their country, etc. The story takes place about 30 years since the noble sons I. Assuming all princes were around 20s, Yoyoma will be in his 50s.
I will be needing a map of some sort, which I will make with my noob photo shopping skills before the game. But if I can find a decent map on google or if one of youz can make it, that will be awesome.
Ill post the detailed story line when I have the list of participants.
Voting will be the way of declaring war on certain countries. As amongst the meet loving people on the map, they will be some who hides their secret ambition to convert the whole area to vegetarians (Thank you YLC for the ideas). Giving them the rule of the area will mean defeat for all the "townies"
Losing the war it self, does not mean defeat. While gathering army will be harder in Noble sons II, there is a option of running away and serving/surrendering to other rulers. Surrender will mean abandoning the chance of you becoming first place. If the country that one surrendered to surrenders to the other king.... Their fate will be the masters to decide.
There are other options such as alliance, defensive pact, vassal kingdom. Those are yours to decide.
Battles will be decided with your strategy. However, under similar strategies, numbers will decide the battle.
Dead will join their country of the choice as captains. While they won't have a deciding amount of force and cannot disobey their master, im sure all the rulers will welcome a small numbers of additional forces and a abilities that the captains can use..
Dead captains.... Ill see how generous I feel :smash:
I can already see that this is going to eat my pm spaces :sweatdrop:
I hope you enjoy the game
I thank YLC, Ares, White_eyes, Yoyoma and anyone ales who gave me some ideas on the game system
Yoyoma1910
01-25-2009, 16:42
I'll be happy to design a map for it.
Yoyoma1910
01-25-2009, 18:00
I was playing around and came up with a possible backdrop:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/NS2bg.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-25-2009, 21:20
Here's some rough ups on possible land mass shapes. I've kept them low quality for size purposes.
1
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/lm1.jpg
2
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/lm2.jpg
3
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/lm3.jpg
4
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/lm4.jpg
5
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/lm5.jpg
6
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/lm6.jpg
7
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/LM7.jpg
sweet, i want my faction to be medium blue in the west corner :2thumbsup:
I vote 7! More islands means more battles, meaning more deaths, meaning more pink pony riding hippies of DOOM!
:clown:
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 03:00
sweet, i want my faction to be medium blue in the west corner :2thumbsup:
I believe on certain maps that would make you merpeople. :clown:
I vote 7! More islands means more battles, meaning more deaths, meaning more pink pony riding hippies of DOOM!
:clown:
:hippie:
I'm not sure of Beefy's idea of how the map looks, or if he wants votes on which kind of map he'd want. I can always make another, or adjust one of these as needed. They're just some raw ideas.
I'll be adding textures as well, but I'll need to know what the Beefmaster wants before I add all of that.
And if y'all want I can design some flags.
White_eyes:D
01-26-2009, 03:10
I believe on certain maps that would make you merpeople. :clown:
:hippie:
I'm not sure of Beefy's idea of how the map looks, or if he wants votes on which kind of map he'd want. I can always make another, or adjust one of these as needed. They're just some raw ideas.
I'll be adding textures as well, but I'll need to know what the Beefmaster wants before I add all of that.
And if y'all want I can design some flags.
Make mine the White eyed owl......:clown:
White_eyes:D
01-26-2009, 03:38
You know with all the background story, Title, Characters and Ideas....you could likely make this into a PC game:laugh4::laugh4:
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 05:19
What do y'all want as colors/patterns? Or do you just want me to design something for you?
Here's my current idea for the flag of Beefdom:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/beefdomflaghalf-1.jpg
Dancing crowned cow/ yo-yo destroying spear.
red field/blue field
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 06:28
Here's an idea for the Chicken faction, if it exists:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/chickenflaghalf.jpg
White_eyes:D
01-26-2009, 06:44
Excellent:2thumbsup: I want a cowardly Owl though......:clown:
Edit:Or evil Owl.....:evil:
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 06:55
Sure thing.
Here's one for the consul:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/consulflaghalf.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 07:44
@WE:
Here's one I did before I got your PM:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/owl1half.jpg
I'll go back and work out another one for you, if you'd like.
Also, let me know if you want something that is more primitive (like this) or refined.
You guys are just taking this to another level.
Nice!! :2thumbsup:
Beefy187
01-26-2009, 09:20
I was thinking of making into one island. That way we can have more land battles and blood.
For the navy... wait for noble sons III (If there is one)
Flag looks wonderful. Especially Beefdoms :2thumbsup:
Thank you Sigurd. I am honored. :bow:
And thank you guys for the amazing ideas so far
White_eyes:D
01-26-2009, 09:25
@WE:
Here's one I did before I got your PM:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/owl1half.jpg
I'll go back and work out another one for you, if you'd like.
Also, let me know if you want something that is more primitive (like this) or refined.
It's everything I ever dreamed......:jawdrop: Love it:2thumbsup: Yoyoma you are very talented with Photo shop:bow:
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 15:28
@ Beefy... if you can give me an idea of land mass, geographical features, how the different nations connect together, resources, etc. I'll try and design it for you.
@ YLC:
Updated Consulate flag as per request:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/consulflagsmall.jpg
Edit:
With addition of starburst:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/consulflagsmall-1.jpg
I wanted this one to look more woven than embroidered or sewn. I also gave it a layer of staining, for an atmosphere of usage, which can easily be removed if desire.
If anyone's good with languages, especially dead ones, let me know.
@ WE
Thanks! I'm creating all the imagery for y'all by hand (well, my mouse), so you can have something that is original and looks organic.
I really enjoy the Fante flags and Bayeux "Tapestry," so that style of embroidery or sewn fabric is what I'm looking to for how the flags should feel. I'm also trying to make each one seem that it was made by different techniques, technologies, and hands, so if you have an idea of what you want I'll be happy to accommodate.
Ooh, can you do a flag with 28 stars (duh :devilish:) around a picture similar to this?
https://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4816/angrybulloa5.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img407.imageshack.us/img407/angrybulloa5.jpg/1/w250.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img407/angrybulloa5.jpg/1/)
https://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=angrybulloa5.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 17:39
@shlin
Sure. I'll give it a go.
@ Beefy
Did you like any of the possible land masses in the earlier post? note: they're behind a spoiler.
I went and refined the first example a bit, and added sea texture, banner placement, and some basic underpainting of browns...
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/NS2bgAhalf.jpg
Quintus.JC
01-26-2009, 17:48
Wow! You guys are really doing the bussiness, we could seriously mod MII: TW or R: TW into a proper Beefdom: Total War.
Yoyoma's got some fantastic ideas, the creativity is just brilliant! :2thumbsup:
I can see a lot of potenial for this.
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 18:15
One House of Shlin flag, done to order:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/shlinflagsmall.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 18:31
Factional Flags
Factions:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/beefdomflaghalf-1.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/consulflagsmall-1.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/owl1half.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/bullflagsmall.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/Quintusshrimpsmall.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/Areseasmall-1.jpg
Unused:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/roddentrabbitflagsmall-1.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/chickenflaghalf.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/porkflagsmall.jpg
Currently Rejected:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/shlinflagsmall.jpg https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/prawnsmall.jpg
Flags are up to date thus far.
Great job Yoyoma! Just one tinny request though, can you change the picture of the bull to this one?
https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9648/600pxwindowslonghornlogpn2.png (https://imageshack.us)
and could you make the background blue like here, with 28 golden stars around the circle?
Yeah, I'm hard to please. Sorry :embarassed:
https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/600pxwindowslonghornlogpn2.png/1/w390.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img140/600pxwindowslonghornlogpn2.png/1/)
I call for the kingdom of fish, with a flapping tuna in my flag! oh noble yoyoma :bow:
Quintus.JC
01-26-2009, 18:46
I'll take the Prawn please. ~:)
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 19:13
A'ight.
Y'all figure out what you want before you ask me. If you're going to want specific design details let me know. It's much easier for me to tweak a design than to go back and redo it from the start.
So right now I need to do:
Flying Tuna
Shrimp (Prawn)
And redone Bull's head
Here's another one, combining hare and rat:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/roddentrabbitflagsmall-1.jpg
If anyone's good with languages, especially dead ones, let me know.
What about little known ones... like older Norwegian or strong dialects.
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 19:31
What about little known ones... like older Norwegian or strong dialects.
That's great!
It's all to add spice to the factions' flags.
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 20:19
Shlin flag #2:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/bullflagsmall.jpg
Here's a stylized bull's head, similar to the logo you presented. While I certainly don't mind working in the style of something, there are stringent laws in the US against reproducing another person's work.
I hope this meets with your approval.
I claim this land in the name of the Consulate! (Consulate territory in Red)
https://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z41/YourLordandConqueror_2007/NS2bgAhalf.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 20:30
I claim this land in the name of the Consulate! (Consulate territory in Red)
https://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z41/YourLordandConqueror_2007/NS2bgAhalf.jpg
All red territory is now a dessert... Mwahahahahahahha
Really, it's all up to the host who goes where.
Edit:
Also, how's the flag?
Hey, the Consulate is one of the Original 3 and is a Seafaring Nation, so ~;p
The Flag is Perfect :bow:
The Royal Descendants of the House Schling, the most Holy Priests of the 28 Headed Cattle God, declare themselves to be independent of the corrupt Yoyoma's rule, and forms the Theocracy of the Shadowbull!
- Speech by S. Lysimachus, the Most Holy High Priest of the 28 Headed Cattle God, Year 44 of Yoyoma's reign.
PS: Love the flag Yoyoma! :smash:
Yoyoma1910
01-26-2009, 21:20
Whoa, hey! Corrupt?
I guess someone didn't get their pension check on time, eh?
Prawn Flag possibility:
Here's an idea. It's pre-wording.
I'm also about to take a lunch, so I'm a little spaced out right now. I'll be happy to try another one afterward, if you'd like.
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/prawnsmall.jpg
:embarassed:
Sorry Yoyoma, I need to ask you one morething... would you mind put the phrase "Sanctus Bovis" on my flag? In the brown bit between the head and the stars? :sweatdrop: Sorry...
PS: The Theocracy of the Shadowbull does not comment on its leader's financial situation or see fit to reply to the scandalous claim that we seceded from Beefdom due to lack of pension funds.
White_eyes:D
01-26-2009, 21:47
Hate to ask you Yoyoma....I mean the Owl flag is so kick ass that I want to finish my background on it.... "My house was Exiled to the fringed wastes, By Royal decree of his Beefdom's highness 'Yoyoma the first?'" I figure all those evil acts would get my house Exiled.....so to make themselves feel better they come up with a prophecy that, Someone from the House Whiteeyes will come....to take it all BACK.......:smash: So can you put under the Owl flag a word like "outcast or exile".....:2thumbsup: GJ with the flags BTW....:smash:
Edit: I also get very little land......and troops....but I want some REALLY good ability's for my leader.....ok, Beefy?:smash:
I claim this land in the name of the Consulate! (Consulate territory in Red)
https://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z41/YourLordandConqueror_2007/NS2bgAhalf.jpg
please please please, beefy if we can choose land, can my aresfish kingdom be here? (mines in blue) thanks :laugh4:
https://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/aries777777/NS2bgAhalf.jpg
Beefy187
01-27-2009, 02:17
Do all the claiming later :laugh4:
The land scape right now seems to be similar to Asia minor. Not that theres anything wrong with that.
If possible, can you make it a island so we don't need to worry about the raging Normad barbarians coming from the east.
Also if you can divide the land up, that would be easier for the players to claim.
Flags are looking excellent! I just can't wait to do the write ups for the epic entries. :2thumbsup:
.................................................................................................... ...........................................
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/prawnsmall.jpg
"What army is that?" Yoyoma asked to his captain.
"That flag of the mighty prawn... The brave warriors of the eastern sea.. That my lord is the army of Quintus J Cicero!!"
.................................................................................................... ..............................................
As for landscape, mountain range, on the middleish area, dividing the north and the south, bit of forest everywhere, YLCs land can be all deserts :clown: (nah place about 2 of them. just a tiny bit of it, so everyone gets a bit of fertile land.), and rest can be plains.
Mines, farms, fishing.. Those are up to you players. When you join, if you can do a little write up on whats been going on in your land, after the rise of Yoyoma, and whats been happening recently that will be great and it adds a essence of role playing.
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 04:20
Let's thank Sigurd for his help!!!
Owl Flag is updated with the word:
útlegð - means someone running from their country. (Norse/Icelandic)
Prawn Flag will get the phrase:
"Sjóða úthafsrækja, ikkje olja"
meaning something like: "Boil shrimp, not oil."
What do y'all think?
Shlin:
I'll get on it... I had experimented with some other languages as well..
(Vaca Santa or Vache Sante anyone?)
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 05:43
Owl Flag is updated with the word:
útlegð - means someone running from their country. (Norse/Icelandic)
Perfect:2thumbsup:
and I think maybe we should do a three decades of time has passed? Mine might be like this....
0-10 Years after: House Whiteeyes is exiled and Yoyoma is crowned King of all Beefdom: House Whiteyes is broken and scattered by White_eyes being a illegitimate son of King Beefy, Many in the House abandoned it after Whiteeyes and his 'Failed revolution'. King Yoyoma angered by those that still stood loyally by but at the same time not secure enough to kill them outright, ordered a exile to the north for all those that supported or even related to 'false' Prince Whiteeyes.
10-20 Years later: House Whiteeyes begins to regroup and rebuild, even though they have lost much of there former Manpower, they still have many talented but disillusioned men. King Yoyoma sends a Royal decree that as his Vassal there new flag will be a Owl with White eyes but also to show his resentment; he forces it to have the word "útlegð" in it.
20-25 Years later: House Whiteeyes receives a visit from a Oracle from the Kingdom of Beefy who states "One out of the House Whiteeyes will receive a Shining Sword and with it, well cut the Yo-yo in half". With this, many of those previously disillusioned men, begin to regain their national pride and openly begin to deify King Yoyoma who laughs at such a feeble attempt at rebellion. He chooses to ignore it for now, he has Bigger problems at that moment and even House Whiteeyes can't field much of a army or hold much interest anyway.
25-30 Years later: Mines are uncovered in the north. With this Gold, House Whiteeyes intends to make it much more then a rebellion and there are reports of a very talented and charismatic Leader rising in House Whiteeyes lands. No one knows his origins, some say he is a dispossed Son of King Yoyoma, others think he might just be the one to carry the shining sword....TO BREAK THE YO-YO......:clown:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 06:19
I don't know if you get to write the whole story.:clown:
I put a couple of islands on the east side, and since both you and QJC have similar languages it would make since one belonged to each of you.
Actually, if everyone has their Kingdom ready, we could post the strengths and weakness of each of our Kingdom (and be honest, only the Kingdom of Beef is in any position not to have weaknesses :beam:) along with a basic idea of the Kingdom.
For me -
Consulate of Freehaven
Strong Greco-Roman influenced military and architecture, with a more Germanic culture. Bases itself upon trade amongst the other Kingdoms, and is extremely rich, and is able to fund several armies through the state. It's egalitarian views allows men and women to serve in it's army, and both men and women can be found at any level of society.
However, the Consulates wealth and power can get to it's senator's head and a few are known to rebel, using their own personal wealth and mercenaries to seize what they think is theirs. Thankfully, all rebellions have been put down successfully so far.
Strengths - Strong trade power, disciplined and well trained armies, content populace.
Weaknesses - Internal corruption and upper class rebellion
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 07:06
Yeah, I think my background should mean that I am doing good/bad in these areas....
Economically:good
Manpower:bad
Leaders:excellent
Land space:horriable
Morale:Decent
BTW: Yoyoma can you guess who is the "Leader I mention" in the Background I wrote??:clown:
Beefy187
01-27-2009, 08:59
I can already see how the game is going to be run
Crusade: White_eyes
Enemy of beefdom. Nuff said :whip:
Nah. Having ambition is good. But its better hidden before the game :yes:
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 13:02
I can already see how the game is going to be run
Crusade: White_eyes
Enemy of beefdom. Nuff said :whip:
Nah. Having ambition is good. But its better hidden before the game :yes:
Unlikely, since that Oracle of Beefdom covered us.:beam: Not even King Yoyoma can move against us......plus he has tons of enemy's....like I said in the background....would he really ignore them all just to get me:saint: Plus, its a little unlikely that I will be Mafia in this one...(sadly:no:) so Crusade:Random person would make more sense.....or Crusade:Ares, I want to be a Vassal more then likely this game....I doubt I will win against Yoyoma late game if he manages to take out everyone else....:sweatdrop:
Edit: The MOO amazon's of King Yoyoma, SOMETHING TO BE FEARED.....huh? YLC?
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 14:40
1 king in his 50s.
A dozen or so princes in their early 20s from the surrounding regions...
I'm sorry, I thought the point of this was to find my successor. And one who shared the same enemies of Beefdom, and desire to preserve the meatiness of the culture. Well, at least I thought that was one of the goals.
_________________________________________________________________________
Map:
I've created a new map, and have begun adding the textures. Before I show it, and there's a random rush, I'd like to know how many different factions I'm developing it for, and how many large and small groups.
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 15:27
1 king in his 50s.
A dozen or so princes in their early 20s from the surrounding regions...
I'm sorry, I thought the point of this was to find my successor. And one who shared the same enemies of Beefdom, and desire to preserve the meatiness of the culture. Well, at least I thought that was one of the goals.
Map:
I've created a new map, and have begun adding the textures. Before I show it, and there's a random rush, I'd like to know how many different factions I'm developing it for, and how many large and small groups.
Yoyoma shouldn't you be a Younger Prince?:clown: But no, I think everyone should at first be out to get the Veggie eaters....but then we have our own ambitions after that, like in the first "Noble Sons"
and about the map....isn't it a small game? (a large one would take years....:dizzy2:) and maybe we should use the voting system kinda like a Crusade....against a random player who might be a Veggie:whip:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 15:46
WE:D, I think you need to go back and read Post 613 (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2116850&postcount=613).
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 16:43
I was talking about a MEAT CRUSADE:laugh4: (Kinda like the duels in Kung-fu Mafia or the Midgard thing....) I mean we vote to go to war....but at what level will we fight? will it be over territory? over authority? or over the Meat loving people of the world of Noble Sons 2?:smash:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 16:59
I don't know, but it sounds like it will be say 25 years latter.
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Anyway, I went and made us a map, and textured and everything. I think you'll all be happy :sweatdrop:.
I'm trying to figure out how I should break it up politically.
How many factions, and how many provinces per faction.
I'm guessing there's one large: Beefdom
Then maybe one or two medium.
Then a bunch of small factions.
wow, this thread is pretty intense, even after conclusion. i wanna be in the for the next game!
Let's thank Sigurd for his help!!!
Owl Flag is updated with the word:
útlegð - means someone running from their country. (Norse/Icelandic)
Prawn Flag will get the phrase:
"Sjóða úthafsrækja, ikkje olja"
meaning something like: "Boil shrimp, not oil."
What do y'all think?
Shlin:
I'll get on it... I had experimented with some other languages as well..
(Vaca Santa or Vache Sante anyone?)
Don't forget about the tuna fishy flag for me! :beam:
you could have kingdom of beef mafia, have a little map, where each player controls a meat empire, with the kingdom of beef being the biggest
something like:
Beefy's Empire (9 territorries) (187beefyz)
kingdom of pork (4 territories ) (???)
kingdom of lamb (4 territories ) (???)
kingdom of chicken (4 territories ) (???)
kingdom of fish (4 territories) (777Ares777)
kingdom of duck (3 territories) (random)
kingdom of prawn (3 territories) (Quintus J.C)
kingdom of ham (3 territories) (random)
kingdom of mince (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of rabbit (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of haggis (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of liver (2 territories) (random)
kingdom of veggies! (1 territories) (random) - i never wrote that! :clown:
my previous post for factions and territories, with edits, thoughts?
@ white eyes, why crusade me? easy target? coward :smash:
My kingdom does not represent a particular meat type, but is instead a theocracy that split off from Beefydom due to financial issues. Conveniently, we are also the priesthood that permeates the lives of all citizens in Beefdom :devilish: So my theocracy should be smaller than Beefydom but right next to it (maybe couple enclaves and exclaves?)
Of course, we still maintain friendly relations with King Yoyoma, after all, what will you do without us priests, teachers, soothsayers, witches, seers and archozealots? :smash:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 18:31
I won't forget about you, but I can only do so much at a time.
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Alright guys, here's the map.
Now, I'm saving it at a much lower quality than the full scale one, so it might be a little fuzzy. I think these JEPGs are around 130k each.
First I'll show you the straight image. I'll probably go and do a bit of work on it still, after I've rested on it a bit.
Second will be the possible political lines. I set it up for 14 factions. This is not concrete, and we certainly can discuss the matter.
I have two land locked factions.
There are three islands, each which would be their own little people. However, there are no naval battles, as said by the host. So it's really just for spice. I suppose the ships in land are only used for transportation of good and troops, and not direct combat, or something along those lines.
Finally, my own thoughts on how it is currently divided. Please note, these are only my own thoughts, and are not meant to reflect the real and final situation. I just thought I'd give some input.
Most factions have 2 provinces. One has one. Since WE:D personally requested a small faction, I gave him that one. It has a large mountain... and not much else, except maybe some fishing and fresh water.
I also put the Tuna and Prawn factions on islands as well.
There's one faction with 8 provinces. I put this as Beefdom.
There's one faction with 5 provinces. I put this as Pizzalvania, which could be a strong Neutral faction maybe... I don't know.
There are two factions with 3 provinces. I thought these could be split between YLC and FH (if he plays) since they were the top finalists in the last game. One of these is heavily in the central mountains, which is good for defense and maybe mining, but land locked... much like Austria and Switzerland.
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I'm going to play with the political lines a bit more, and then put them up.
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 18:34
Don't claim anything yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/map.jpg
Quintus.JC
01-27-2009, 18:38
I think all these ideas have great potentials, seriously I could see this game turn into a fantasy classic such as Lord of the Rings or Narnia. I find all these ideas distinctively similar to Lord of the Rings, with the consulates and the separate kingdoms, we could seriously turn this into a best seller! Or we could mod a game and turn it into Lord of The Meats: Battle for Beefdom as to Lord of the rings: battle of middle earth
I think my kingdom of the prawns should have its fair share of coastal areas, same goes for Aries' tuna kingdom.
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 19:01
Alright this is what I've put as faction/provincial boundries:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/policalmap.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 19:13
Finally, here's where I personally see everyone. Part of this is linguistic and story wise...
For instance, both WE:D and QJC have norse languages on their flags, so I have them as the various island factions to the east.
Since both Ares and QJC have sea animals as their theme, I put them as average island factions.
Since WE is the exiled faction, I put him on the mountain island.
...
Anyway, it can all be moved around, these are just my own thoughts... don't think that you have to go by this at all.
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/mapwithflags.jpg
cool :2thumbsup:
heres the background for my flag yoyoma to help you out, just put an ancient mystical fish in it somewhere when you have the time, longs i can still see the text i put in :bow:
https://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp130/aries777777/3049.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 19:58
A'ight.
Next flag is yours.
I need the BG separate from the wording.
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Here's Q's redone Nordic Scorprawn:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/Quintusshrimpsmall.jpg
Quintus.JC
01-27-2009, 20:34
delicious :drool:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 20:40
Ares, I've got some nice colonial era scriptish writing...
and how about two fish facing each other, or away from each other?
Ares, I've got some nice colonial era scriptish writing...
and how about two fish facing each other, or away from each other?
ok, together (facing each other) sounds good :) thanks (i get the feel my flag will look a little futuristic in comparison with others :laugh4: )
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 20:47
Personally, I think it's going to look like Greco/Scottish pirates welcome mat... but we'll see.
~:)
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 21:01
I can't believe you forgot about my gold mine Yoyoma:furious3: and yes I like that area....it makes sense in the long run, since my faction would have been almost wiped out and exiled.......:shame:
But I had a hell of a time:grin:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 21:07
@WE:
You have a giant mountain. There's got to be at least some goats or something on it... I can't say what's in it though, I haven't added any resources.
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@Ares:
Aresea flag:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/Areseasmall.jpg
very nice, thanks, the only thing (and the only only thing it is) is that i dont think red spots are needed for eyes, the eye area im happy with to be left plain, thanks :sweatdrop: :beam:
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 21:11
Well, think about Yoyoma......If I don't at least have a gold mine, then I can't recruit an army and I would be a vassal state first round....it's like a city on EB with no troops in it, you just move one unit in and BINGO free city..:tired:....ahhhh...AI stupidity sometimes...Plus: good leader.....but that one is up to Beefy....:book:
Edit: not true you added resources for the other players....
One of these is heavily in the central mountains, which is good for defense and maybe mining, but land locked
Well, think about Yoyoma......If I don't at least have a gold mine, then I can't recruit an army and I would be a vassal state first round....it's like a city on EB with no troops in it, you just move one unit in and BINGO free city..:tired:....ahhhh...AI stupidity sometimes...Plus: good leader.....but that one is up to Beefy....:book:
you asked for one place, nothing else is guaranteed :grin:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 21:14
very nice, thanks, the only thing (and the only only thing it is) is that i dont think red spots are needed for eyes, the eye area im happy with to be left plain, thanks :sweatdrop: :beam:
Those aren't red dots... there red pimentos, and those aren't eyes, they're olives.
Edit:
Alright here it is eyeless:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/Areseasmall-1.jpg
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 21:25
you asked for one place, nothing else is guaranteed :grin:
I said "exile" and "vassal state of Beefdom" not "one small Mountain province with no one in it.....":tumbleweed:
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 21:29
You said you only wanted a gold mine...
Well, those goats are a cheese making fortune waiting to happen.
White_eyes:D
01-27-2009, 21:33
You said you only wanted a gold mine...
Well, those goats are a cheese making fortune waiting to happen.
Do goats even live on barren island mountains?:inquisitive:
and how are we going to make goat cheese, with no people.....:sweatdrop:
You said you only wanted a gold mine...
Well, those goats are a cheese making fortune waiting to happen.
:laugh4:
on other news:
yes eyeless is better thanks
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 21:48
There's more on the island than that.
Here's a larger sized version, but it's poor quality resolution, at 200k:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/fullsizedmap.jpg
As you can see, there's some trees and a river, and some grass.
Yoyoma1910
01-27-2009, 22:28
Possible idea for the Principality of Pork, or at least the start:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/porkflagsmall.jpg
Edit:
I've made a backdrop:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/NobleSonsBackdrop.jpg
Yoyoma1910
01-28-2009, 17:27
Another possible scenario:
Here's one spli up between 2 and 3 province principalities:
https://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo312/mexico1910/noblesons/NSPB2.jpg
Beefy187
01-29-2009, 12:20
@ Taka
Can I count you in? :beam: After all, we had less numbers last game then I originally planned
Thanks for the great ideas and plans guys. I appreciate it heaps :2thumbsup:
White_eyes:D
01-29-2009, 21:58
Beefy.....are we not missing something? you never put it on the game queue...:inquisitive:
Are you trying to balance it so that it takes place in June?:book:
Beefy187
01-30-2009, 02:12
I will put it on the game que soon as "Who threw the "B" rubber" finishes
Unless.. You want me to go suicidal by making me host a large game of Noble sons.. In that case, ill ask for skipping the que as noble sons is more of role playing then mafia like Battle Royale was.
But im eager to get this show started before my uni starts (when ever that is.. April at earliest)
White_eyes:D
01-30-2009, 02:14
Wow, then I will go for lynches every round then......If I was the Mafia I would just kill myself after hearing that.....:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
Edit: "Hey everyone, I am the Mafia" and then vote myself:grin2:
Beefy187
01-30-2009, 02:22
No no no.. I love "Who threw the "B" rubber" as much as I love the noble sons.
And I have to apologize to QJC for that opening write up.. I was going to do maths. But then realized, I scored a straight E in maths.. Ancient history was the only thing I could think of.
White_eyes:D
01-30-2009, 02:34
I have a opening song for "Noble Sons 2:The price of Peace"....My guys would be the Teutonic Order in the intro...:knight: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ktf0GWMmHLs
@ Taka
Can I count you in? :beam: After all, we had less numbers last game then I originally planned
Thanks for the great ideas and plans guys. I appreciate it heaps :2thumbsup:
sure :2thumbsup:
but it seems like its getting really confusing.... i think ill need the rules and everything when the new game starts
taka
Beefy187
01-31-2009, 00:58
I will post the detailed rule when I actually make the thread.
Although, most of it is based on role playing so pretty much the only important rule is "no magiks" :whip:
White_eyes:D
01-31-2009, 01:06
I will post the detailed rule when I actually make the thread.
Although, most of it is based on role playing so pretty much the only important rule is "no magiks" :whip:
true.....but fakes deaths....look-alike-clones and guys who can jump out of the sky and behead you still go.....:furious3:
Edit: and MOO amazon's....plus I thought that the clip that I showed you was mostly a guy with some kinda super-type of hypopnsis.....wait I well find some evedience that it is not "Magic":smash:
White_eyes:D
01-31-2009, 01:22
Got this off wikipedia:book:
# The victim will not perform any action disallowed by their physical or mental capabilities, though they will try to carry out the command to the best of their ability. For example, a victim will not be able to correctly answer a question they don't know the answer to, but will direct the user to someone who can if they are able. However, commands that affect the mind or consciousness, such as telling the victim to forget something, will take effect despite the fact that the victim could not normally force themselves to do so.
# An action will be carried out for as long as dictated in its command, or upon the indicated conditional circumstance. Eye contact does not need to be maintained for command execution to occur. No upper limit has been established, but the conditional command Lelouch gives Suzaku is still in effect more than a year later.
# The victim's memories for the duration of command issue and execution are sealed and cannot be recalled, thus anyone affected by the power will not be able to remember anything they did while carrying out the command or who ordered them to do it. It sounds similar to the "brainwashing thing" I did to Sarthos captain....:smash: don't know why It would not be allowed....I mean I am brainwashing people, not using magic....(Like in the clip):thumbsdown:
Beefy187
01-31-2009, 09:45
Hypnosis is allowed :yes:
However rate of success depends on your hypnosis skills/ how good your speech is.
If I get your order pm and straight away thinks "EPIC" then you got a good chance of success:laugh4:.
White_eyes:D
01-31-2009, 21:08
Hypnosis is allowed :yes:
However rate of success depends on your hypnosis skills/ how good your speech is.
If I get your order pm and straight away thinks "EPIC" then you got a good chance of success:laugh4:.
Well I will start with almost no army, so I need some kinda advantage......:shrug: I guess I have no choice but to use hypontic skills to have some "mind slaves".....:evil:
I can see it now....."You hypontsised Yoyoma but he failed to follow your command correctly and instead stabbed you in the gut....":thumbsdown:
Yoyoma1910
01-31-2009, 23:46
Hey guys,
My computer is down (I think it's the graphics card :sweatdrop:).
I'll be sort of touch and go for a little bit.
Beefy187
02-01-2009, 01:30
Well I will start with almost no army, so I need some kinda advantage......:shrug: I guess I have no choice but to use hypontic skills to have some "mind slaves".....:evil:
I can see it now....."You hypontsised Yoyoma but he failed to follow your command correctly and instead stabbed you in the gut....":thumbsdown:
Every one gets equal amount of army except Yoyoma, ATPG (if he plays) and YLC.
Unless you want to make your life harder for your self.
Every one gets equal amount of army except Yoyoma, ATPG (if he plays) and YLC.
Unless you want to make your life harder for your self.
will each kingdom have like an ability individual to themselves though? the king of fish expects to be noticed :spammer:
wait the kingdom of spam would be so cool!
Beefy187
02-01-2009, 03:54
I seriously CBF thinking about abilities. You can come up with some if you would like and that will raise the chance of that action.
Eg Persuasion!!
You are great speech maker and you have higher success converting other peoples soldiers!! Woot!
But if I make the ability or the gaming system too tight then Im guessing thats going to take away some essence of role playing.
I seriously CBF thinking about abilities. You can come up with some if you would like and that will raise the chance of that action.
Eg Persuasion!!
You are great speech maker and you have higher success converting other peoples soldiers!! Woot!
But if I make the ability or the gaming system too tight then Im guessing thats going to take away some essence of role playing.
Worry not Mr beef, others can make your game for you :laugh4: I will write some outline for faction abilities so i know the abilities of every faction and can win easily so as to save you work :sweatdrop:
Beefy187
02-01-2009, 04:16
That will be great Ares. But you guys don't have to work too hard. I havn't even signed up my games yet so you guys got heaps of time.
I got some catch up work to do as I've been away for so long.. Have to study hard now :sweatdrop: (and I should get off the org:wall: but ill stay a little longer)
just post more sparingly till your next game comes up :yes: that way my post count will rocket above yours and i'll beable to buy your profile will post credit points and take over your soul
Beefy187
02-01-2009, 09:29
Ares.. Ares my friend.. All your doing is making me post more.. If you truly want my soul then I suggest you stop posting and allow me to slowly gain up on your post counts.. lol what?
Beefy out!! (for today... Ill come back in few hours..)
Quintus.JC
02-01-2009, 13:33
The post count for this game will post-mortemly beat Family guy.
The post count for this game will post-mortemly beat Family guy.
AS soon as it reaches 731 i will demand moderators close this! :clown:
Quintus.JC
02-01-2009, 23:32
Better ask now, before its too late. ~;)
Better ask now, before its too late. ~;)
your a moderator, so can you close this please? :laugh4:
Quintus.JC
02-01-2009, 23:37
fraid this is not my area of expertise, there's always the ever so helpful moderators of the Gameroom. ~:)
Sooo...I can technically spam this page and get it to 732?
Only for you Ares ~:flirt:
Beefy187
02-02-2009, 00:54
I rather not make this thread a spam fest but legitimately beat Ares by discussing the idea of the game and secretly spamming at the same time :yes:
However I think the game are pretty much good to go
No spamming!!!! :stare:
Use this thread to constructively discuss and/or plan the next Noble Son game.
Or... make a new thread dedicated to this new game.
:smartass2:
Beefy187
02-02-2009, 09:24
@Sigurd
would you consider this to be mafia game or a role play?
If its a role play, can I skip the que and start hosting?
@Sigurd
would you consider this to be mafia game or a role play?
If its a role play, can I skip the que and start hosting?
I haven't really got an overview of what type of game this will be.
If you can make a short list of features maybe we as moderators could talk it over and give you an answer.
Is it okay if we discuss a game mechanic that includes Spam?
Is it okay if we discuss a game mechanic that includes Spam?
You mean, something with a forum, moderators, warnings and closing threads...?
Sounds like fun!
https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/P9280273.jpg
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