Large Simpsons Mafia Game- The Treehouse of Horror [Concluded] [Archive] - Page 4

Thermal

04-20-2009, 23:28

If I was easily swayed, please, oh please point it out.

Vote for Jolt, because he's suspicious of LG? Ew, cmon, obvious he is after LG because the two are ALWAYS after each other, and to bring up a dead person's status like he has only brings out undue attention.

Vote for Olavi, because he can't come to a conclusion? Random votes like he made don't makes sense - it's unhelpful, but honestly it's not as scummy as the people who eagerly jumped on the opportunity to vote for him make it out to be.

Vote for Boudica it must be! But wait, whats the case against her again? Does anyone actually remember, and does it actually still hold water? Hmmm...gotta think on that one, but I'd go with a "no".

But, you make a good vote in my opinion - why? Simple, ATPG has basically said and showed that everyone can have individual goals even if mafia (especially so), and that it's possible you'd throw names out in the hopes that a rival gets lynched or killed, thus fulfilling your new goal. How else do you explain Marge "retiring filthy rich"?

Just as well, why vote me specifically, why not Aggony Duck? Your not making sense, your vote doesn't even really fall under retaliation.

Aggony Duck came up with the reasoning, you simply went in 110% and voted in sync, with no other reason, I respect those that try to solve it, and at least Chaotix validated his vote by saying it was to pressure me, though giving no specific reason.

Vote for Boudica? I have stuck up for Boudica in this game, that is not my wish

Vote for LG? go ahead

Olavi? maybe

Me? because I can remove mafia players for you? dam yes must be me sorry!

I like the way you only say 4 people before seeing me fit for the lynch, there are many playing the game, and many more suspect than the ones you pointed out.

ULC

04-20-2009, 23:32

Stop being unnecessarily defensive TM, it's OOC for you. I just find it interesting that once it's possible your life might be threatened, your quick to be defensive and aggressive - either a bad day or your slipping up.

And I went with his reasoning because I liked it - I thought it obvious at that point why someone would vote for you, and based on that, wasn't going to go in much depth as to why unless asked.

And I listed the 4 ones I have noticed, if there are others, list them, along with the reasoning why you listed them.

Go.

navarro951

04-20-2009, 23:36

VOTE: ABSTAIN

Wast out of town for the day and need to catch up real quick, im a bit confused by a couple things.

LittleGrizzly

04-20-2009, 23:51

Possibly not completely on topic...

because the two are ALWAYS after each other

Well I went after him first and in a game and he went back for me....

Funnily enough i was just being fairly lazy picking a lynch

the game after i don't think we placed a vote on each other (settlement) unless i was still alive and we lynched him after a guilty result

he came after me this game... i didn't really go after him... if you'll notice my post after was a sarcastic remark about his and ichigo's vote... it was only later on i got a little suspicious...

Vote for LG? go ahead

Im pretty much ok with that...

and to bring up a dead person's status like he has only brings out undue attention.

Maybe he got worried and tried to cover it?

ULC

04-20-2009, 23:55

El Diablo

04-21-2009, 00:28

Vote Greyblades

Quick to get on the Olavi bandwagon. Reason's other than "lurking"?

Diana Abnoba

04-21-2009, 00:35

My 1st attempt at a tally, PLEASE recheck for me.

3- TM/Ares (Aggony Duck, YLC, Chaotix )

3- Olavi (Beaver, Greyblades, WE )

2- Boudica (Khazaar, Shlin )

2- Jolt (Ichigo, Jolt)

1- YLC (TM/Ares )

1- Yoyoma (Boudica )

1- Greyblades (Eldiablo)

1- Abstain (Split)

taka

04-21-2009, 01:58

vote: abstain

Beefy187

04-21-2009, 02:41

Vote: Greyblades

3- TM/Ares (Aggony Duck, YLC, Chaotix )

3- Olavi (Beaver, Greyblades, WE )

2- Boudica (Khazaar, Shlin )

2- Jolt (Ichigo, Jolt)

1- YLC (TM/Ares )

2- Yoyoma (Boudica, Olavi )

2- Greyblades (El Diablo, Beefy)

1- Abstain (Split)
__________________

Diana Abnoba

04-21-2009, 03:05

Vote: Yoyoma

Chaotix

04-21-2009, 03:26

Unvote: Ares/Thermal

Although Ares certainly seems to crumbling under pressure, right now we have a better priority.

Vote: Jolt

You don't let someone live after he votes for himself. That's called letting a potential mafia get off easy with a free self-vote to point at once they're really in trouble.

PershsNhpios

04-21-2009, 03:55

I don't approve of the sudden bandwagon on members for these very slight reasons.
YLC does strike a suspicious chord however, as he very quickly brought out a defence against a very mild claim against him.
Truthfully though, I am having a very hard time trying to find real grounds for targeting anyone!
I simply can't track any patterns and it seems that the rest of the town isn't trying or is quite unsuccessful.
I fear another night of butchery..

One player who I have never trusted in this game yet is Yoyoma1910, ever since his little nagging against Psychonaut.
I am not convinced that he is guilty, but I do not want to waste a vote on a useless bandwagon and I therefore place a vote on the character I distrust most.

Vote: Yoyoma1910

Askthepizzaguy

04-21-2009, 04:00

PS- YLC is still in the game. He's decided not to quit. Thank you, YLC. :bow: You're always welcome in my games.

Yoyoma1910

04-21-2009, 07:14

FOS: Everyone voting me

Vote:Olavi

Now that Burns is dead, without me how will your bizarre little town have power?

Askthepizzaguy

04-21-2009, 09:06

Now that Burns is dead, without me how will your bizarre little town have power?

Here, I can provide you with power (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-xPSxMA580).

Death is yonder

04-21-2009, 09:28

Hi guys, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. I believe Pizza will make an announcement shortly :idea2:. Back to the playing field, woohoo! :balloon2:

Askthepizzaguy

04-21-2009, 09:30

Announcement:

Hi guys, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. I believe Pizza will make an announcement shortly :idea2:. Back to the playing field, woohoo! :balloon2:

Indeed. Gobbledygook has precisely one post here, "in". He's been WOGed and now Death is Yonder will replace him. Perhaps Death will be more enthusiastic about playing?

Death is yonder

04-21-2009, 09:32

Announcement:

Indeed. Gobbledygook has precisely one post here, "in". He's been WOGed and now Death is Yonder will replace him. Perhaps Death will be more enthusiastic about playing?

Right on timing :laugh4:. Death is already playing, he came with the mafia :clown:

Askthepizzaguy

04-21-2009, 09:39

Death is already playing, he came with the mafia

[Andres Mode]A confession? :inquisitive:[/Andres Mode]

:clown:

Death is yonder

04-21-2009, 09:57

As a reward for my return to life, I shall reward the host with a tally :clown:
FoS: Olavi for lurking. Remember Fixiwee folks !:no::no:
But for now, pressure Vote: Northnovas, speak up more :whip:

Tally
Abstain: 3 (Split, Navarro, Taka)
Lord Winter: 1 (Boudica)
Boudica: 2 (Shlin28, Khazaar)
Thermal: 2 (YLC, AggonyDuck)
Olavi: 4 (Yoyoma, WhiteEyesD:, Beaver, Greyblades)
Yoyoma: 3 (Olavi, Diana, Glenn)
Jolt: 3 ( Chaotix, Jolt, Ichigo)
YLC: 1 (Thermal)
Greyblades : 2(Beefy, El Diablo)
Northnovas: 1 (DIY)

Beaver

04-21-2009, 10:05

Only reason I went there was I have no time to read all posts and point good reason to vote someone. Of course I could have jumped to a bandwagon but I'm not doing that. If I'd vote again abstain you would say I'm lurking.
And if you ask from me Beaver is just trying to draw the attention away from him. He has made 5 posts in thread and 3 this day. 1 in start and 1 in random phase. It looks like you are lurking too.

And sorry for my inactivity cause RL is really making things hard.:sweatdrop:

Yes, I haven't posted much yet. I'm trying to get into the game, I'm not lurking :laugh4:

You might or might not be guilty, but no matter which, lurking and random votes are only helpful to the mafia.

Jolt

04-21-2009, 11:13

Unvote: Jolt Vote: Chaotix

Considering the high number of votes on three distinct characters last day, any Mafia would do best to spread their votes, joining what bandwagons they can. As such, those who voted last for the top voted characters are among my suspect list. You're excuse to vote for me is bad enough, making me even more suspicious of you.

PershsNhpios

04-21-2009, 11:49

Those players trying to throw suspicion on others solely for the reason that they were voted by those others are not at all helping their case.
Reserve the finger of suspicion for a worthy opportunity.

I suspect neither Jolt nor Boudica, and I would sooner vote Thermal, or Yoyoma as I have.

Csargo

04-21-2009, 11:54

Unvote:, Vote: WE for being third on the Olavi waggon

pevergreen

04-21-2009, 12:38

Hey Ichigo, why don't you send me a non-fake role PM?

Csargo

04-21-2009, 12:51

Hey Ichigo, why don't you send me a non-fake role PM?

:inquisitive:

Olavi

04-21-2009, 14:04

Yes, I haven't posted much yet. I'm trying to get into the game, I'm not lurking :laugh4:

You might or might not be guilty, but no matter which, lurking and random votes are only helpful to the mafia.I'm too.

I'm lurking, I admit it but I'm have my reasons. Should I list them up so you would believe?
I accept with random votes but that is most you can say when you have not read all posts?:shrug:
Personally I'm 100% sure that Yoyoma is innocent, I just had to vote somebody, so I'll unvote him.
unvote
vote: Jolt
Again nothing personal but I want to save my life cause Wednesday evening I really start having time to play and enjoy the game.:2thumbsup: Also he voted himself, ain't that pretty common mafia's tactic to try to get suspicion out of him?

(I wont be able to post rest of today and tomorrow. My plane leaves in few hours.)

Death is yonder

04-21-2009, 14:57

Personally Olavi, I wouldn't mind if my death contributed to the town. After all, one less person is one less suspect. Lurkers are bad, it has been stated they only help the mafia as lurking makes it harder for people to identify what the heck you are doing, which will be used to find the mafia.
Additionally, Jolt has unvoted himself, saying that he is suspicious of all the people who have joined the bandwagons of the top suspects late. Still, I will keep my FoS on you. Northnovas, speak up :inquisitive:!.

@Jolt: The mafia may also try to vote someone inconsequential and who is low profile eg: Lurker under the radar, they might not be IN a bandwagon but voting someone who is UNLIKELY to be lynched. Yes yes, I know, I realized it when from my OWN voting patterns that nobody really was caring what I did and theoretically a mafia could do the same. Still, if you want to be sure, LYNCH people, includes me :juggle2::juggle2:.

Ps: I do realize this sounds a bit WIFOM. Lynch me if you must.

LittleGrizzly

04-21-2009, 15:58

I would liek to point out something to all the people bandwagoning TM

Hlaf your suspicion cames from his wild defence of himself (i do this too) but TM has previous history of doing this, going wild when getting lynched as an innocent... as a mafia he was much more calm and accepting of his fate...

Here he has been wild and not calm...

This doesn't probe his innocence but invalidates some of those claims against him

So take your votes off TM... find a better suspect...

AggonyDuck

04-21-2009, 16:02

That said I'd hardly call two people a bandwagon. :laugh4:

ULC

04-21-2009, 17:01

/snip+WIFOM

Mmmm, thank you! I needed something to go with this cheese!

LittleGrizzly

04-21-2009, 17:23

Whaa?

He had quite a few votes on him at one point... unless im cracking up... i didn't notice he was down to 2 votes...

AggonyDuck

04-21-2009, 22:29

Taka, a question for you:

Why play Mafia if almost all you do is abstain?

Greyblades

04-21-2009, 22:42

Tally:
Olavi: 4 (Yoyoma, WhiteEyesD:, Beaver, Greyblades)
Abstain: 3 (Split, Navarro, Taka)
Boudica: 2 (Shlin28, Khazaar)
Thermal: 2 (YLC, AggonyDuck)
Yoyoma: 2 (Diana, Glenn)
Jolt: 2 ( Olavi, Chaotix)
Greyblades : 2(Beefy, El Diablo)
YLC: 1 (Thermal)
Lord Winter: 1 (Boudica)
Northnovas: 1 (DIY)
Chaotix 1 (jolt)
White_Eyes:D 1 (Ichigo)
I think thats about right... so why do I have 2 votes on me?

navarro951

04-21-2009, 23:23

Vote: Olavi

it seems someone knows something i dont.

Diana Abnoba

04-21-2009, 23:25

Hi guys, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. I believe Pizza will make an announcement shortly :idea2:. Back to the playing field, woohoo! :balloon2:

So good neighbor what is your character now if I may ask, if you don't want to say on thread you can come to the confession box (PM me) and tell me there.

Also I agree with your, the lurker is bad explanation, mafia like to hide with the lurkers. More lurkers harder to find mafia.

Greyblades

04-21-2009, 23:27

:inquisitive: Why do you expect him to give away his role?

Thermal

04-21-2009, 23:28

Stop being unnecessarily defensive TM, it's OOC for you.

:laugh4:

Have you not read my first games?

I have been so defensive in the past mods have pulled me up for it as bad gameplay. I don't believe you did your research.

And if you think I'm being too defensive then fine, kill me

Not once have I said don't kill me, I've merely discouraged it.

Diana Abnoba

04-21-2009, 23:29

Just kidding, but thought he might be too excited to be back and slip up and tell us. :laugh4:

Thermal

04-21-2009, 23:30

unvote
vote: Abstain

I think God would be a tad displeased if he saw me in this drunken slumber.

Diana Abnoba

04-21-2009, 23:34

unvote
vote: Abstain

I think God would be a tad displeased if he saw me in this drunken slumber.

I will pray for you good rev., heal thee, heal thee. :angel:

Thermal

04-21-2009, 23:37

I will pray for you good rev., heal thee, heal thee. :angel:

Shut up Ned, You've irritated me for years, now it's time to kill you for good!

....

Did anyone hear that? :shifty:

Greyblades

04-21-2009, 23:37

:yes: Oh yeah.

Thermal

04-21-2009, 23:41

:yes: Oh yeah.

I think somebody needs to wash there ears out, now :stare:

Greyblades

04-21-2009, 23:41

Come back when you get a court order.

Diana Abnoba

04-21-2009, 23:44

Shut up Ned, You've irritated me for years, now it's time to kill you for good!

....

Did anyone hear that? :shifty:

That's the devil in ya, Rev. cast out the devil (lay hand on head and shake) praise the Lord.

Northnovas

04-22-2009, 03:18

Askthepizzaguy

04-22-2009, 03:45

Hello folks.

This round will not end at 2359 tonight. If the moderators need to close this thread, I understand, but I am feeling violently ill. I cannot do the writeups tonight. Give me another 24 hours please.

I am very sorry.

Greyblades

04-22-2009, 04:03

Get well soon, big guy. :beam:

Sasaki Kojiro

04-22-2009, 04:05

Game will stay open.

Death is yonder

04-22-2009, 10:54

Just kidding, but thought he might be too excited to be back and slip up and tell us. :laugh4:

Considering its like 6 in the morning here when you posted that, I think I wouldn't slip up, I would be going to school :clown:. Anyway, role play shouldn't be our focus at the moment, we should be concentrating on clues to lynch the mafia. On a side note: Do you honestly think Sideshow Bob will come out and say this :inquisitive:? Eeeheheheheh, I'm FREE, Bart Simpson and his family of no good buffoons must die. OOh, I'm so going to make that little twerp pay.

Haven't watched Simpson in quite a while :juggle2:

@ Pizza: Get well soon, the game needs an eloquent story writer and someone to dictate the mafia's will :clown:, so as to achieve more write up clues... get good rest :Zzzz:, we understand :embarassed:

Death is yonder

04-22-2009, 11:07

I don't know what to say other then I am guilty of lurking. :embarassed:
I find it difficult to jump in for the sake of a post. I have no witty reply to defend myself. I have been trying to follow the cast of characters but really have no productive information to add.

Vote: abstain

Lurking is rather bad for town, in previous games when the die is cast and the last few townies are left, when it is not the final decision, the townies oft lynch the lurkers to reduce their suspects in the final and CRUCIAL last round. This is why I prefer to get rid of the lurkers now. Additionally, did you not see Fixiwee A.K.A. Marge Simpson the killer lurking to victory? There is no need to follow the cast of characters, only the write ups :bow:

Tally:

Abstain: 3 (Split,ThermalMercury, Taka)
Lord Winter: 1 (Boudica)
Boudica: 2 (Shlin28, Khazaar)
Thermal: 2 (YLC, AggonyDuck)
Olavi: 5 (Yoyoma, WhiteEyesD:, Beaver, Greyblades, Navarro)
Yoyoma: 3 (Olavi, Diana, Glenn)
Jolt: 1 ( Chaotix)
Greyblades : 2(Beefy, El Diablo)
Northnovas: 1(DIY)
WhiteEyes= 1( Ichigo)

Do double check the tallies, it is rather tiresome to keep track of them all round long :sweatdrop:, perhaps when you VOTE you could do us tally keepers a favor and copy the previous tally... and add your vote of course.

Askthepizzaguy

04-22-2009, 20:27

Hello.

This round will end at 2359 tonight, my time. It is currently 1528 my time. I suggest you make sure your final vote stands by then.

Chaotix

04-22-2009, 22:18

Hope you're feeling better, ATPG. Whatever you had yesterday sounds quite nasty.

Askthepizzaguy

04-22-2009, 22:21

Hope you're feeling better, ATPG. Whatever you had yesterday sounds quite nasty.

Indeed. I am not yet fully recovered, and need to take frequent breaks from the computer. Don't click, I warned you.
Imagine all your joints and muscles aching painfully, running a temperature, and feeling your stomach turn into one large, stiff, immovable mass of pain and vomiting. Felt like I had swallowed an entire pig and it was not only motionless in my stomach, it was excreting filth out my mouth.

A very pleasant experience, I assure you.

White_eyes:D

04-22-2009, 22:27

Get some rest...:bow: (my buddy had a cold recently and he almost passed out on the floor, when his fever broke....:sweatdrop:) It's funny because he called me "weak" when I said a Fever+Vomiting=bad news....now I get to see him suffer:grin2:

Askthepizzaguy

04-22-2009, 22:33

boudica

04-22-2009, 22:46

Indeed. I am not yet fully recovered, and need to take frequent breaks from the computer. Don't click, I warned you.
Imagine all your joints and muscles aching painfully, running a temperature, and feeling your stomach turn into one large, stiff, immovable mass of pain and vomiting. Felt like I had swallowed an entire pig and it was not only motionless in my stomach, it was excreting filth out my mouth.

A very pleasant experience, I assure you.

"ScreetchwarrrrrrRoawwr!"*

*Drink plenty of water

Askthepizzaguy

04-22-2009, 23:07

"ScreetchwarrrrrrRoawwr!"*

My sentiments exactly.

PS- wrong game? :clown:

Thermal

04-22-2009, 23:19

Remain ill, then Perhaps you can give me the Pizza Khanate dynasty, cannot rule when your ill aye? :smartass:

get well soon :balloon2:

Askthepizzaguy

04-22-2009, 23:52

Remain ill, then Perhaps you can give me the Pizza Khanate dynasty, cannot rule when your ill aye? :smartass:

get well soon :balloon2:

Mental note: "Peverpurple" is Ares is Thermal Mercury is 77777777777777777777777777777777777.

Thermal

04-23-2009, 00:00

Mental note: "Peverpurple" is Ares is Thermal Mercury is 77777777777777777777777777777777777.

Mental note: "Peverpurple" is Ares is Thermal Mercury is 77777777777777777777777777777777777 is zombie smuggler is aries777777.

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 00:04

Mental note: "Peverpurple" is Ares is Thermal Mercury is 77777777777777777777777777777777777 is zombie smuggler is aries777777.

I'm just going to call you Tunaface.

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 05:17

Day Four

The people of Springfield gathered together once more to find the murdering scumbags among them, at city hall. City hall had become a joke; there was no mayor, no police chief, no legitimate government of any kind. However, Krusty the Clown was still a Congressman, and Mary Bailey was still the Governor, so the place still had some semblance of being an American town. Krusty stood in front of the crowd, and said a few words.

"All right you schmucks. Since you idiots will be lost without me, I'll be taking over this town and I will be the law and order around here. I want that vote tally up here, pronto!"

Lisa Simpson had been keeping track of all the votes, and with a groan, she realized that it was all over.

Lisa Simpson: This might have been done democratically, but without a fair trial and the rights of the individual respected, this form of so-called justice is still a farce and you all should be ashamed of yourselves for voting to lynch a little girl. The constitution of the United States prohibits this sort of treatment to any citizen, and a violation of my rights in this matter....

Krusty the Clown: Shaddap! Shut your face already, your shrill voice is making me feel sick to my stomach! Now, here comes the fun part... how shall we execute a smarty pants like Lisa Simpson?

The crowd murmured... no one could really come up with a funny way to execute a little girl. Certainly not in a way which would please a crowd. Besides, Lisa Simpson was too likable a character... the audience would be far too sympathetic to her cause.

Lisa Simpson: May I remind you that you people have failed to execute a criminal for several days now? You've put several innocent people to their deaths and you've shown no remorse! You should be ashamed of yourselves. You've also failed to lynch anyone besides a simple henchman! Isn't it clear to you now that the people who so often get put on the chopping block get put there by the mafia themselves? That they would defend each other from death? Look and see! You will find your culprits! Or perhaps you will find them hiding themselves from having their votes matter! Imagine if you will how pointless it is to vote for someone who won't get lynched that day... what sort of person would do that? And what about the people who abstain from voting at this late hour! Don't they have any idea who to vote for yet?

Krusty the Clown: Yeah, what's your point? Basically, you're saying that half the town is suspicious of being mafia.

Lisa Simpson: Exactly my point! The mafia are doing a darn good job working together, and soon, the town of Springfield will be annihilated! Think carefully before you proceed any further!

Krusty: *groans* Listen, kid... you need to get out more, relax, it's just a game.

Lisa Simpson: No! No! It's not a game! People's lives are on the line here! You must stop the mafia before they destroy us all! They are about to outnumber the town and there's no stopping them! Listen, I've devised a foolproof system of detecting the mafia, it's called "SkyNet" and I can use it to pinpoint exactly who the mafia are! Well, some of the time! It beats random guessing! Now if you'll all just stand aside and let me do all the work myself, and follow me unquestioningly, I can defeat the mafia single-handedly! I'm just so brave and smart and you can't win without me!

*Lisa starts pointing at the people in the crowd*

Lisa Simpson: According to my exhaustive research from previous games, behavioral pattern analysis, and pattern recognition algorithms, I have determined that the following people are probably guilty, but, maybe they aren't guilty because sometimes I am wrong! You're guilty, and you're guilty, and you're guilty... especially you! You're guilty...

Krusty the Clown: Is she always like this? She's like some sort of Pizzaguy...

Maggie Simpson: *Suck suck* (nods in the affirmative)

Krusty the Clown: How about we lynch her first in almost every game. That might shut her up!

Maggie Simpson: *suck suck* (shakes her head "no")

Krusty the Clown: What about after she is dead?

Maggie Simpson: *suck suck* (makes a pattern with her wooden letter blocks. It reads: "EVEN WORSE")

Krusty the Clown: Oy Gevalt! Who invited this annoying little creep into our games?

Maggie Simpson: (makes a pattern with her wooden letter blocks: "ANDRES")

Krusty the Clown: Remind me to have a stern talk with him when he returns to the gameroom. Ok, I think this little Lisa Simpson twerp has done plenty for this town. Time to kill her!

Lisa Simpson: ...And YOU Krusty! You're also guilty!

Krusty the Clown: Yeah yeah, whatever kid. How did you figure THAT one out? Are you some sort of DETECTIVE or something?

Lisa Simpson: YES! YES! I WAS THE DETECTIVE YOU NUMBSKULLS!!!

Krusty the Clown: A detective reveal! We have our traitor, folks! KILL THE GIRL! SMASH HER SKULL! CHEW HER BONES!!!

Springfieldians: Must... kill... detective........ Must... kill.... detective.... Must... kill.... detective....

Krusty the Clown: Morons. No wonder they elected me, a murderous criminal, to Congress.

Lisa Simpson (Olavi), the Detective, was promptly strung up by the neck and hanged.

I would have made it funnier, but... it's still funny, just in a sad, depressing kind of way.

http://www.lifeisajoke.com/simpsons/Lisa-straightas.jpg

Alive: 22

777Ares777
AggonyDuck
Beefy
Boudica
Chaotix27
Diana Abnoba
El Diablo
Glenn
GobbledyGook
Ichigo
Jolt
Khazaar
Navarro
NorthNovas
SplitPersonality
Taka
Greyblades
Beaver
White_eyes
YLC
Yoyoma1910
shlin28

Lynched: (4)

pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy)
Reenk Roink- Waylon Smithers
LittleGrizzly- Bart Simpson
Olavi- Lisa Simpson, the Detective

Murdered: (13)

Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann
Shinseikhaan- Homer Simpson
Tristan de Castelreng- Cletus Spuckler
Ituralde- Professor Frink
KarlXII- Kang and Kodos
Quintus.JC- Herman
GeneralHankerchief- Squeaky Voiced Teen
Psychonaut- Charles Montgomery Burns
A Very Super Market- Apu Nahassapeemapetilon
Lord Winter- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Captain Blackadder- Abraham Jay Simpson (as The Black Hand)

Retired Filthy Stinking Rich: (1)

Fixiwee- Marge Simpson (as Agnes Skinner)

Night Four begins now. You have less than 24 hours to get me your murders.

Sasaki Kojiro

04-23-2009, 06:20

Wow :laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 06:41

Wow :laugh4:

Yeah... sorry fellas, it's not looking pretty. Hopefully things will turn around. Don't give up hope. :bow:

AggonyDuck

04-23-2009, 10:12

Ouch! :shame:

Jolt

04-23-2009, 11:06

bleh.

Death is yonder

04-23-2009, 12:20

Oh my... :sweatdrop:, Olavi I would have thought that as the detective you would have posted MORE information... at least try to defend thyself... the town is heading down down. Our numbers are dwindling and the nightly kills are not. This does not bode well... Time to change our lurker policy I suppose? :whip::gah2:

We must now increase analysis output and decrease mafia input :juggle2:. Looks like plenty of mafia and SK left... just hope that if we somehow manage to pull through all of those the stonecutters don't massacre us... :no:. Well pizza, looks like my mafia game record is about to be negative :oops:.

Edit: Massive pever craze?? =O

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 12:24

I'm too.

I'm lurking, I admit it but I'm have my reasons. Should I list them up so you would believe?
I accept with random votes but that is most you can say when you have not read all posts?:shrug:
Personally I'm 100% sure that Yoyoma is innocent, I just had to vote somebody, so I'll unvote him.
unvote
vote: Jolt
Again nothing personal but I want to save my life cause Wednesday evening I really start having time to play and enjoy the game.:2thumbsup: Also he voted himself, ain't that pretty common mafia's tactic to try to get suspicion out of him?

(I wont be able to post rest of today and tomorrow. My plane leaves in few hours.)

As you can see, he tried to warn you, and couldn't defend himself.

Quite the hint he dropped, too. As host I feel I can re-post his already public information. A shame he wasn't able to release the rest of his results.

White_eyes:D

04-23-2009, 13:08

Geez...as a investigator.....he sucked....he didn't even post what he had...:juggle2:
(I recall my first time as detective....I was as chatty as a 16 year old girl on a telephone....I never got killed but I was lynched, even after revealing who was Mafia..:laugh4:) but we are boned this game.....I just don't see clues anymore:shrug: last game it was clear as day and fun....:clown: (this time...it just stinks....:brood:)

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 13:17

You forgot to tell us about the onion on your belt. (It was the style at the time)

If it's any consolation, the other two people he investigated are dead, so you didn't miss much.

White_eyes:D

04-23-2009, 13:28

So he was a REAL crappy detective.....Random.Org is just not helping these days....:help:

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 13:30

So he was a REAL crappy detective.....Random.Org is just not helping these days....:help:

Oh be niceth.

White_eyes:D

04-23-2009, 13:35

I miss having a ACE up my sleeve....why did you remove that???:inquisitive: It was fun when everyone had an ability....:shame:

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 13:45

I miss having a ACE up my sleeve....why did you remove that???:inquisitive: It was fun when everyone had an ability....:shame:

Everyone has an ability except for you.

White_eyes:D

04-23-2009, 13:47

BIASED much?:inquisitive::shame::wall::thumbsdown:

Splitpersonality

04-23-2009, 14:22

*suck suck*

My ability is astounding, you should see it white_eyes :P

White_eyes:D

04-23-2009, 14:31

:shrug:....you pever's drive me nuts:dizzy2:

Splitpersonality

04-23-2009, 14:34

At least my name is in my signature, twice, and in my user title.

*suck suck*

White_eyes:D

04-23-2009, 14:36

At least my name is in my signature, twice, and in my user title.

*suck suck*
Your all the same to me....."only one way to kill a pever".....that's to blow his :daisy: head off..*loads shotgun*:smg:

Edit: of course, pevergreen is clear.....he was the original one...:bow: so for that...he gets a nice clean spot in the lab..:7doctor:

Khazaar

04-23-2009, 14:50

Channel 6 News: Little Girl hanged

By popular vote Lisa Simpson was hanged by us. She accused her executor Crusty to be scumm before dying and the Clown openly admitted that he was a criminal. Unfortunately we will no longer be able to cover votes because Lisa Simpson always did the statistics for us, and the weird scientist guy is also dead. Oh well, at least this time we did it ourselves and not somebody else...

What I can´t understand, why not claim before the lynching to avoid it? Beeing dead seems to be a bit late...

Askthepizzaguy

04-23-2009, 14:56

-ANNOUNCEMENT-

By request, White_Eyes has left the game and Sasaki Kojiro has been asked to replace him. Continue play. :bow:

Beaver

04-23-2009, 18:20

So he was the detective, and used Random.org. Makes sense. :no:

Diana Abnoba

04-23-2009, 20:01

Well good neighbors, :daisy: :daisy: :daisy: We got a detective! We're doing just dandy aren't we. I

see a town slaughter in the near future. We all need to pray. Okely Dokely Do.

Greyblades

04-23-2009, 20:13

Wasn't there a resurrection role last simpsons game?

El Diablo

04-23-2009, 21:40

There were two ressurection roles. One was Dr Nick who revived you as a zombie (thanks Nick), and I was Dr Hibbert who revived you correctly. I only manages two before I was killed and then raised as a Zombie - oh the irony.

Normally I would be examining who voted off our detective, but I actually thought it a good lynch target tbh. But it still is not good. :wall:

Thermal

04-23-2009, 23:16

Everyone has an ability except for you.

If so you can send me mine now then :stare:

Askthepizzaguy

04-24-2009, 05:45

Always in a pickle, I am. Hosting decision:
Henchman doesn't send in the kill, but Godfather does.
Henchman is supposed to be the one who sends in the kill, but the Godfather can do so if that person is absent.
Henchman was not absent, though, but seemed to be fine with the first kill.
Godfather changes the kill; henchman doesn't send a message confirming the change, the new kill. Original kill stands? No kill? Or new kill?

I'm leaning original kill. I'm asking someone I consider to be very fair who isn't even a part of this game. Be right back.

EDIT: Decision has been made.

Townie opinion: New kill
Mafia (neutral) opinion: New kill
Host opinion: New, old, or none.

Decision: New kill goes into effect.

Askthepizzaguy

04-24-2009, 07:25

Night Four

Greetings, Bob

I see that you've elected to murder yet another child of Springfield. Ah, but this time you've certainly got no innocent little boy. He's been masquerading around town as someone else, and doing his fair share of the murders. He's not a threat to you at all, and he's helping you destroy this wretched little Hooverville. I must say that I'm not entirely pleased with your choice, but... he needed to die eventually anyway. I know the town will certainly celebrate it. But they may not be celebrating for long... that means yet another innocent will be corrupted by the allure of wealth. A pity.

But things will be changing here soon; I guarantee that. In the meantime, I feel slightly better since the spider escaped out of my cell. I've grown bloated on the strawberries they keep feeding us, covered in bulbous swirls of whipped cream and sprinkles. I feel fat as a donkey. I must admit I have quite a bit of a sweet tooth, but it doesn't sit well with the sushi and the lobster I've been eating, and certainly not the grilled elephant and the banana creme pies. But the Italian... it's almost out of my system.

Bon Appetit!

Sincerely yours,
Cecil Terwilliger.

Murder number one:
Doctor Nick Riviera and Carl Carlson were sitting at a bar, enjoying a delicious Duff beer work.

Carl: So, Nick... do you really think that I could get a face lift for just $49.95?

Dr. Nick: Suuuuuure! And for the low, low price of just 15 dollars, I can give you brand new eyes. You just have to sign these release forms, and not ask me where they came from. Also, if you lose your eyesight from the procedure, you agree not to sue me for the damages. Other than that, no problem.

The two men turn around and they see one figure pointing a gun, and another figure pointing a rifle.

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!

*BANG!*

Dr. Nick: Bye, everybody!

http://www.slotcargarage.com/jon/DrNickRiviera.jpg

Dr. Nick Rivera (Taka) was murdered by The Black Hand.Murder number two:
Carl Carlson looked on in horror as the vicious murder of his doctor took place.

Carl: Oh Jesus, I gotta get out of here!

Just then, another figure entered the bar... now there were three strange men holding weapons. This was about to get brutal. Fat Tony, who had just wasted Dr. Nick Riviera, turned and saw the newcomer enter the bar, and was shocked to see that Sideshow Bob had just entered, but also, that Nelson Muntz was standing right in front of him about to blow him away with a rifle. Being a skilled, albeit fat mafioso, he rolled out of the way, and Carl Carlson was shot instead.

Carl: Oh Jeez. That's just great. My good looks are now wasted. At least I'll make a handsome corpse.

http://www.thesimpsonsshow.fr/personnages/Carl_Carlson.gif
Carl Carlson (shlin28) was murdered by Nelson MuntzMurder number three:
(As Carl Carlson's body hit the ground)
Nelson Muntz: "Ha ha!"

Sideshow Bob: How eloquent. By the way, do you always make such insightful observations whilst being completely oblivious to the irony of laughing at someone else's misfortunes, when you're nothing more than a mere mortal yourself? I had big plans for the Simpson family, and you've effectively ruined them, you little twerp! Those were my victims, and I wanted to destroy them myself... but now, I have the satisfaction of destroying you.

*Sideshow Bob steps forward to slash him with a knife, but steps on a rake instead*

Nelson Muntz: "Ha Ha!"

*Sideshow Bob gets very very angry. Nelson Muntz tries to pull the trigger but he's all out of ammunition.*

Nelson Muntz: "uh oh!"

http://bookshelvesofdoom.blogs.com/bookshelves_of_doom/images/2008/03/05/nelson_muntz.jpg

When Nelson's body was found, it was skewered completely through the center of his body, going in through the mouth and out the other end. It was over the fire, cooking rotisserie style, with the words "Ha Ha" written on his forehead.

"Gil Gunderson" AKA Nelson Muntz (Ichigo), was murdered by Sideshow Bob.Murder number four:Barney Gumble: Hey, is this restaurant all you can eat?

Captain McCallister: Well.... err.... YARRRR, all you can eat, $12.99.

Barney: And are drinks on the house?

Captain McCallister: Yes, you get free refills when you buy the bottomless mug for $7.50.

Barney: Free refills on beer?

Sea Captain: Yarr....

Barney: Hold on, DID YOU SAY FREE REFILLS ON BEER?

Sea Captain: Yarrr!

Barney: IT BEGINS!!!!!!

*4 hours later*

Barney: I don't know who you magic pixies are, but I sure love your pixie drink!

Sea Captain: YARR!! You're puttin' me out of business, mate! You need to be leavin' and don't you come back. Take a long walk off a short pier and rest at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker!

Barney: But magic pixie man, you said FREE REFILLS ON BEER!!! I'll never leave!

Sea Captain: Yarr.... come on in the back, you can drink right from the tap.

Barney: Now you're talking my language! *BELCH*

*BANG*

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/simpsons-extras/img_2.jpg
Barney Gumble (AggonyDuck) was shot out of a cannon towards a brick wall. His broken body landed in a dumpster. (was murdered by The Sea Captain)Murder number five:Krusty the Clown is on the phone.

Krusty: Yeah? Is that who you want whacked tonight? Well guess what buddy, I've got my own agenda! You call tell the Black Hand to shove it, I don't care who he told you to have me kill!

....I don't care if he gets mad at you. I've got my own agenda, capisce? I want this Reverend guy dead! He's just too freaking irritating!

....yeah, sure... if he asks why his orders weren't carried out, you can have him come talk to me. I'd like to meet this Black Hand fellow personally, because he keeps taking part of my earnings!

...I'm hanging up now. Screw you and the horse you rode in on! I don't care if you're the supposed ringleader! If you're so much of a leader, why don't YOU take care of the Black Hand so we can run this operation ourselves! Good Night!

*SLAMS the phone down*

Krusty: Yutz. I'll murder whoever I darn well please. It's the only way to get ahead in this world, with the Feds all over my back. I hate the Feds, and anyone who ever worked for the Feds!

*dials the phone*

Krusty: Hello, Reverend? Yeah, it's Krusty. No, I'm not converting. But I do have some sins I'd like to confess....

http://www.24-7simpsons.com/reverend%20lovejoy%202.jpg

Reverend Lovejoy (Thermal Mercury/Ares) was murdered by Krusty the Clown.

-------------Summary---------------

Taka is murdered by Fat Tony
shlin28 is murdered by Nelson Muntz
Ichigo (Gil Gunderson/Nelson Muntz) is murdered by Sideshow Bob
AggonyDuck is murdered by Captain McCallister
Thermal Mercury/Ares is murdered by Krusty the Clown

Alive: 17

Beefy
Boudica
Chaotix27
Diana Abnoba
El Diablo
Glenn
Death is Yonder
Jolt
Khazaar
Navarro
NorthNovas
SplitPersonality
Greyblades
Beaver
Sasaki Kojiro
YLC
Yoyoma1910

Lynched: (4)

pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy)
Reenk Roink- Waylon Smithers
LittleGrizzly- Bart Simpson
Olavi- Lisa Simpson, the Detective

Murdered: (18)

Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann
Shinseikhaan- Homer Simpson
Tristan de Castelreng- Cletus Spuckler
Ituralde- Professor Frink
KarlXII- Kang and Kodos
Quintus.JC- Herman
GeneralHankerchief- Squeaky Voiced Teen
Psychonaut- Charles Montgomery Burns
A Very Super Market- Apu Nahassapeemapetilon
Lord Winter- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Captain Blackadder- Abraham Jay Simpson (as The Black Hand)
Taka- Nick Riviera
Shlin28- Carl Carlson
Ichigo- Nelson Muntz (As Gil Gunderson)
AggonyDuck- Barney Gumble
Thermal Mercury/Ares- Reverend Lovejoy

Retired Filthy Stinking Rich: (1)

Fixiwee- Marge Simpson (as Agnes Skinner)

http://immagini.p2pforum.it/out.php/i318776_HomerSimpson.jpg

BEGIN DAY FIVE. All votes must be in by 2359, April 25th, My time. (GMT-5:00)

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 09:01

Sigh, we are not doing rather well. 5 Murders a night at the moment and 17 left. 4 now that Nelson is dead. Combined with 1 lynch a day this would suggest that we are going to last 3? more rounds before we are outnumbered...? I feel rather stupid in my decisions now... should listen to the mafia rules, Ichigo= Guilty :clown:.

Well, my pathetic attempts at analysis: that means yet another innocent will be corrupted by the allure of wealth. A pity.
This meant that Marge Simpson- Fixiwee, was originally a townie, probably converted on the first day, and that he probably now had to do a side objective to be classified as " retired filthy stinking rich". Fat Tony is now probably a SK, or perhaps he was originally a mafia, but has now branched off into SK. Well, why would I think this? Firstly, murder number one depicts that Fat Tony-Mafia, and Nelson Muntz - Mafia, has entered the place and are killing Dr Nick. Next, kill number 2 of Carl was accidental. Sideshow Bob had entered, and Fat Tony was betrayed by Nelson Muntz, who attempted to shoot him, but he dodged and it killed Carl instead. Following this, Nelson Muntz is killed by Sideshow Bob, and no mention is made of Fat Tony. So I suppose that Fat Tony and Sideshow Bob are now teamed...?

The second question is that... how many other people have been converted... it is already day 5, 4 rounds of night orders have been sent in. Am I truly alone now!?

Well Sasaki, since you are back, what is your input on the matter at hand?

AggonyDuck

04-24-2009, 09:35

I'd recommend that you lynch Jolt this round. He hasn't been online since 11:31 AM GMT yesterday and his voting pattern is rather suspicious as well. He propably is the mafia henchman who didn't confirm the new kill.

Askthepizzaguy

04-24-2009, 09:57

The mafia seem to be following that old adage: "Watch out for number one."

Who can they trust now?

Captain Blackadder

04-24-2009, 10:54

The mafia seem to be following that old adage: "Watch out for number one."

Who can they trust now?

No one they backstabbed the person who was going to lead them to victory now they will all be lynched and killed before this game is finished

Ghost Prediction

We are going to have a sk victory

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 10:54

Many cryptic messages pizza... I am starting to try to search for possible hidden clues. My prime targets for possible detection includes no.1 Death write ups, no.2 Cecil's message to Bob, no.3 Johnny Tightlip's statements. Hidden clues... hidden clues... no hidden clues...?

Edit: Could someone post a character list of those still alive from who they roleplayed? This would be highly appreciated

Askthepizzaguy

04-24-2009, 10:56

No one they backstabbed the person who was going to lead them to victory now they will all be lynched and killed before this game is finished

Ghost Prediction

We are going to have a sk victory

Awesome... :laugh4:

Just last round the mafia were high on the hog. Now, it seems that it's lonely at the top. And one is the loneliest number.

~:pimp:

Khazaar

04-24-2009, 11:21

Channel 6 News: Mafia in the open!!!

The mafia are no longer hiding, they´re openly executing Springfield citizens. Sideshow Bob follows his own agenda and kills anyone. The good news? Mafia seems to be fighting among themselves? Is there still hope?

Boudica sorry about the votes on you, as it is clear now that Olavi was the detective and the Writeup revealed it, Reenk wasn´t .

Vote Sasaki

PershsNhpios

04-24-2009, 11:33

Oh god... This is a scene of utter depression...

I suspect that if all players pulled together in the thread more and brought everyone into discussion, we might have a greater chance!

Why can't there be discussions to equal TinCow's prowess?! It is the death of everyone - silence!

I can't help but notice the amount of lurkers in both games here, and anyone of them could be a big nasty;
so I choose to vote: Navarro for his disability, or for his sinister aloofness.

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 11:36

I would like to direct town's attention to the Edit by pizza on first page first post right at the top, quoting Lisa Simpson. Furthermore, if you see Greyblades/Otto Mann's death scene, he talks about the various colors of his 'stuff'. All the colors posted in the death scene are in fact the colors that the mafia kills are differentiated by. Edit: Coincidentally or purposely, Krusty said that he'll take the red one, which is his kill color btw..
Additionally, there are strangely underlined words that are only visible when you drag your mouse over them and 'select' them(found by accidentally selecting the thing to read). Examples would include:

1)I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to accomplish. He's just an old man, (Cecil's letter, referring to the attempted murder of Abe Simpson on night 1.
2)The Ghost of Homer Jay Simpson: D'oh! Hello? Is this thing on? Marge? Kids? .....Flanders? Where am I? I fell out of the treehouse....
3)Now, I've returned for a very important purpose...
4). Last night something terrible (2,3,4 all from the Homer executes Bart scene gray lettering)

Also, there are randomly bolded words that by right look rather out of place.
Examples would be:
1) Are you daft? (Night 2 write up)
2) 1/2 Gallon[From Night Murder]
3) 11 Eggs [The Two One ]

Also, greyblade's death scene includes an intentional misspelling of the word Krusty to Crunchy. Perhaps this is pizza's way of clue'ing to us to search for clues in the write-up areas that pertain to food, most of which are found in Cecil's writing to Sideshow Bob

More updates later... cracking my brain to try and find stuff...

Town work... I feel rather alone... stop being lazy :no:. Analyze! Get to it :whip:.
Several of the above 'clues' may sound rather distant, I have but tried to make an inkling of connections. The clues I suppose would be rather bizarre and unobvious. Take for example Sigurd's Midgurd portions of clues that were assigned to each townie. I would suppose that clues are probably required to be pieced together before further clues are found with the completed clue stage 1.

More Edits: LOOK THERE!!!

boudica

04-24-2009, 12:26

I'm still suspicious of Ned Flanders. The bespectacled one would provide great cover for Fat Tony or maybe Sideshow Bob. If Ned is pro-town then he should be doing more.

Sorry if you feel like you're doing all the work DiY...hey - good acronym! carry on then! :laugh4:
(I'll try to go over the thread again myself but I've just been revived in CoV and have write-ups to do for CotM)

What have you got to say for yourself Flanders?

vote: Diana Abnoba

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 12:47

Well Boudica, I feel like I'm doing all the work by myself because there are little responses to my analysis :oops:. Its like either everyone is mafia trying to think of how to defend themselves or they are just the typical lurk read and don't post kind of people. Either way, I only request a list of characters of people alive. I don't feel like going through 30 pages of information... :dizzy2:. It was hard enough squeezing my brain for creativity juice :embarassed:. Either way, we're probably getting triumphed over, if the mafia start to cooperate again. 4/5 kills a night with less than 20 left. I suppose there's a silver lining in these dark clouds, that the SK (Sideshow Bob) will likely murder several mafiosi as well.

I'm contemplating sending a wish to pizza to include particular elements in my death scene the following night... :smash:

Csargo

04-24-2009, 13:12

I never killed anyone. Trust me.

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 13:33

You killed Homie! Bad bad Nelson.

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 14:04

Nobody's taking up my polite request for a list of known characters--> players?
Boohoo, I'll do it myself... :book:

Edit: Greyblades who are you replacing?

Khazaar

04-24-2009, 14:19

Well I´m not paying too much attention to the roles because the mafiadudes have a coverrole anyway, I try to focus on the players. But anyway: I´m Kent Brockman, Dianas playing Ned Flanders I think and Split is Maggie Simspon, thats all I have right now...

BTW who are you?

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 14:24

Alive: 17

Beefy = Moe
Boudica = Edna Krabappel (Mary Bailey)
Chaotix27 = Troy McClure
Diana Abnoba = Ned
El Diablo = Dr Hibbert
Glenn = Hans Moleman
Death is Yonder = Lenny
Jolt =
Khazaar = Kent Brockman
Navarro = Rainer Wolfcastle
NorthNovas = Kirk Van Houten
SplitPersonality = Maggie
Greyblades = Lionel Hutz
Beaver =
Sasaki Kojiro = Willie (Lyle Lanley)
YLC = Seymour Skinner
Yoyoma1910 = Aristotle Amadopolis

Much obliged to the people who are being cooperative =) Beaver and Jolt, Hasten =D

AggonyDuck

04-24-2009, 14:48

A thing we might have overlooked: How did Glenn(Hans Moleman) survive the murder attempt? Do we actually have a Dr. Hibbert among us that can save lives?

Death is yonder

04-24-2009, 14:52

Apparently Hans Moleman survives anything in The Simpsons. Well obviously for balance issues here he dies via SOMETHING. I would suppose Sideshow Bob requires a lovely noose...

shlin28

04-24-2009, 17:04

Urggghhhh... killed in this one and about to be lynched in two games....

More time for revision I guess :wall:

Chaotix

04-24-2009, 19:51

Vote: Jolt

Because there's no one else, I am not caught up yet, and he still voted for himself last round without the lynch following through.

PershsNhpios

04-24-2009, 22:54

I think it is preferable that you put something next to your name other than Sideshow Bob, D.I.Y.
I respect the effort that you are making, and I am very happy to see discussion during the day at last, but as of yet, the more I read of your analysis the more I suspect you.

As for my role... I don't understand why it was included, it is stupid and confusing and worst of all I can't quote it.
I can best describe it as a decoy.
I keep my vote on the lurker, Navarro for now.

navarro951

04-24-2009, 23:09

A thing we might have overlooked: How did Glenn(Hans Moleman) survive the murder attempt? Do we actually have a Dr. Hibbert among us that can save lives?

ya good point, any analysis found on this?

Greyblades

04-24-2009, 23:19

Hans moleman gets into extremely deadly situations frequently in the show and each time he survives. Doest take a genius to figure out why he isnt dying here.

El Diablo

04-24-2009, 23:31

To save the town the time, I am Dr Hibbert.
However I do not have any revive ability.
I am another one awaiting ATPG role ability. :inquisitive:

I have not done anything in character as the role suggests reviver, thus making me a mafia target, when I don't actually have the abiliyty.

The funny thing was in the last Simpson Mafia I was Dr Hibbert as well.

random.org not so random huh?

Diana Abnoba

04-25-2009, 02:58

OOC:

Wow, just got up after working all evening and night, errands on the way home from work, had to stop at parents house after that, had maybe 2 hours sleep, then pages of posts to read. Had to read other game 1st because phase was ending tonight. Okay, this is the best I can do right now to help, will try more later after more sleep.

Colors are important, to me seem to show the different "families" or SK..
Purple-Black hand-main Don
Blue-Nelson (keep an eye out who goes in this color next)
Olive-Side show Bob
Green- Sea Captain
Red-Krusty the Clown

I first thought that Side show Bob was SK but now with letters from his brother Cecil, I think Cecil is Johny Tightlips.

The food references are related back to the "families". "Lobster, sweet tooth... and the Italian is almost out of my system". The different families, and I think the 2 brothers are another family, and that he can just "leave by the open gate" in another write up...

Also please take note on Pizza guys name and under and above his pictures.
Johny Tightlips...Location-currently in prison...the only one in prison is Cecil.

You are not alone, I have tried to help out before also, without being so obvious as to attract mafia attention, but it went unnoticed, maybe because I tried to keep in character too much, sorry.

As for Boudica:

I thought we took care of this before, besides I have played in character throughout this entire game and some of you so called townies are not saying who you are (Death is Yonder) even when you want everyone else too. Hmmm.

Do what you like, vote how you like, makes no difference to me if I get votes.

Well, good neighbors, until later when I get more sleep. :Zzzz:

Death is yonder

04-25-2009, 03:03

No one they backstabbed the person who was going to lead them to victory now they will all be lynched and killed before this game is finished

Ghost Prediction

We are going to have a sk victory

I am thinking, that from this statement, Captain Backadder, AKA The Black Hand, is in league with the mafia. If you see his death scene, he talks to the mafia as if he is one of them, using the word "betrayed" which means that he is their friend. Furthermore, if you see the bolded phrase, this would mean that The Black Hand's goal is likely to make sure the mafia win. Furthermore, there has been NO MORE dark red kills at night. This would suggest that Fat Tony has likely turned into The Black Hand. Perhaps pizza can tell us how much we can force a lynch at the moment, whether barely or by a breathable margin still.

As such, I would think that there is ONLY one "Black Hand". As such, the black hand's only enemy would be Sideshow Bob, who wants ALL dead, including mafia. The rest of the kills seemed to be conducted by mafia, either independent or allied. As such there is only 1 SK?

Askthepizzaguy

04-25-2009, 04:31

Don't get too frustrated. You still have 24+ hours.

More discussion would be lovely. I will be on WOG patrol soon. :7cop:

Death is yonder

04-25-2009, 04:38

Yes indeed... the town is too quiet. Lazy townies! :smash:

Pizza, that would be lovely :beam:

A Very Super Market

04-25-2009, 05:34

Well, I was making a huge chart about possibilities,, but since I'm dead....
I'll let things run their course. :)

Death is yonder

04-25-2009, 16:11

Tally

Sasaki: 1(Khazaar)
Navarro: 1(Glenn)
Jolt: 1(Chaotix)

Have you all not seen my edit?! :wall:. 6 Hours... 6 hours and the out come of the game is potentially decided. Oh the things I could share with you :wall:, the game has stagnated and I have not found the clues. My gut, oh my gut, fail me not this time... I have to sleep soon, so I will not be around in the crucial last few hours. This bodes ill :shame:

Based on the first page edit via pizza man likely referring to the clues being in things we can eat, here are the various food items.

I've grown bloated on the strawberries they keep feeding us, covered in bulbous swirls of whipped cream and sprinkles. I feel fat as a donkey. I must admit I have quite a bit of a sweet tooth, but it doesn't sit well with the sushi and the lobster I've been eating, and certainly not the grilled elephant and the banana creme pies. But the Italian... it's almost out of my system.

chewing gum

I got the red ones, the green ones, the dark red ones, and the blue ones. There's also this olive colored one which is really funky, and there's a purple one that you should only take on special occasions, and a Magenta colored one which is like, all of them combined.

Crunchy the Clown

crab cakes = Edna Krabappel?

burgers

11 Eggs

1/2 Gallon of milk

Knowing pizza, the clues will be rather bizarre. This is all I've got.

Magenta is a variation of purple, also it is a color that we haven't seen in a murder yet. Perhaps the Magenta 'scum' has only 1 bullet or something like that, which is why he hasn't acted yet... or maybe he only can kill a particular character.

More analysis awaits... time is running out :sweatdrop:

Splitpersonality

04-25-2009, 16:50

Alright, Luigi served Italian and he's "out of the system now"

The fisherman serves Lobster,

I think the killers may be the people that serve the food.

Death is yonder

04-25-2009, 16:59

Day Four

Lisa Simpson: May I remind you that you people have failed to execute a criminal for several days now?
1)You've put several innocent people to their deaths and you've shown no remorse! You should be ashamed of yourselves.
You've also failed to lynch anyone besides a simple henchman!
2)Isn't it clear to you now that the people who so often get put on the chopping block get put there by the mafia themselves?
3)That they would defend each other from death?
4)Look and see! You will find your culprits!
Or perhaps you will find them hiding themselves from having their votes matter! Imagine if you will how pointless it is to vote for someone who won't get lynched that day... what sort of person would do that? And what about the

people who abstain from voting at this late hour! Don't they have any idea who to vote for yet?
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Krusty the Clown[/B]: Yeah, what's your point? Basically, you're saying that half the town is suspicious of being mafia.

Lisa Simpson: Exactly my point! The mafia are doing a darn good job working together, and soon, the town of Springfield will be annihilated! Think carefully before you proceed any further!

Krusty: *groans* Listen, kid... you need to get out more, relax, it's just a game.

Lisa Simpson: No! No! It's not a game! People's lives are on the line here! You must stop the mafia before they destroy us all! They are about to outnumber the town and there's no stopping them! Listen, I've devised a foolproof system of detecting the mafia, it's called "SkyNet" and I can use it to pinpoint exactly who the mafia are! Well, some of the time! It beats random guessing! Now if you'll all just stand aside and let me do all the work myself, and follow me unquestioningly, I can defeat the mafia single-handedly! I'm just so brave and smart and you can't win without me!

Lisa Simpson (Olavi), the Detective, was promptly strung up by the neck and hanged.

Um, the extra bolded sections, do take note?
Innocent people (killed) who were voted
GH : White_eyes (Sasaki now), Boudica
Chaotix was also pretty active in round 2, now this thread is like a ghost town... could I have some input from dead people?

Seems like with the last night's kills and the odd number of people left, I will make a mathematical guess.

We can 'Barely force a lynch' at the moment. So that would mean 9 townies 8 mafia/scum?
We have seen no more Dark Red kills, and Gramps said that Tony had betrayed him. Black Hand kills are still continuing... so I would assume that Fat Tony has become the Black Hand and that there can only be one black hand at a time. Sideshow Bob would likely be enemies of everyone, therefore he has 17 people to kill, including mafia. I would advice that town keep sideshow for the moment as we're rather short of townies and I fear that if Sideshow doesn't kill a mafia tonight, by next round we will lose our numerical advantage... unless we lynch a godfather of course.

Green, likely has only 1 mafia left, seeing as pever is long dead.

Red has only Krusty the Clown thus far, likely 1 mafia for Red kills.

Blue, though with Nelson dead, is likely to have more henchmen/god father. We'll likely see if Blue still exists next write up but I think that they do, taking Green as an example.

My guess:
Magenta = Godfather/ Italian. Has the 3 solo mafia/sk as well as Sideshow Bob as enemies Goal: Mafia victory
Green= "3 enemies" = Sideshow + Red + Blue Goal: Solo Mafia Victory
Red = "3 enemies" = Sideshow + Green+ Blue Goal: Solo Mafia victory
Blue= "3 enemies" = Sideshow+ Red + Green Goal: Solo Mafia victory
The Black Hand-Purple- 1 Enemy. Goal: Mafia victory
Olive= Sideshow Bob = All enemies Goal: Last man standing
Dark Red = Fat Tony = Purple now. Turned into The Black Hand

This is mainly based on a few assumptions but I would generally believe its quite correct...

Well, I'll like to point out on the Lisa Simpson lynch write up that Boudica was once voted on, and then she was rather active, rebutting posts and etc, now she is rather... inactive and many people quickly ran to her defense, although I would likely cite Reenk as the reason for that. Still, my gut instinct points to Boudica and I would like to stress to town to just follow me for one lynch. Boudica has escaped one lynch and has now fallen silent, lurking in the shadows. I will not tolerate this sudden change in behavior, don't fail me now gut. If Boudica is not mafia I will remove my gut. :wall:.

Vote: Boudica

I will take my leave now, it is midnight over here and I don't think I want to stay up till 5am... I would get slaughtered :sweatdrop:.

Townies I implore you to just follow me this once. Once and for all.

alea jacta est

Splitpersonality

04-25-2009, 17:02

Vote:Boudica

For now, and because I agree with the above logic.

My analytical skills have been lacking lately town and I apologize for that, but i'm still here.

Yoyoma1910

04-25-2009, 19:07

vote:abstain

Till I get a chance to catch up.

navarro951

04-25-2009, 20:10

Vote: Boudica

logic seems sound for now.

Sasaki Kojiro

04-25-2009, 20:31

Vote:Navarro

I don't know much about what's going on (who is death of yonder!?), but if we have 8 mafia left, even in two families, then I find it unlikely that boudica would get waggoned so easily. Navarro is just too oppurtunistic.

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 01:35

Well Sasaki, I'm replacing Gobbledygook at the moment. Has the round not ended? I thought it ended 3 hours ago. This is odd...

Sasaki, I don't know what you are hinting at when you say "who is death is yonder?!?". Are you suggesting my logic is flawed? Or you are asking who is my character? If it is the former, I'm a first time player in mafia, so it is rather understandable. If it is the latter, see my edit in the list of characters I composed. Edit: Also when talking about the likelyhood that Boudica will be bandwaggoned, I have stated that my theory suggests a few things.
While The Black Hand's goal is a mafia victory, they are not known by the mafia and vise versa, hence the "betrayal". = 1 (Very Likely)
The red faction is a solo mafia faction (Likely) = 1
The blue faction is a solo mafia faction (Likely) = 1
Sideshow Bob is solo, last man standing victory (Confirmed) = 1
The green faction is a solo mafia faction = 1 (likely)=
Dark Red has turned into Purple (The Black Hand [Fat Tony]) = 0 (Highly likely)
Magenta= 2 (Probably)

Therefore, the most number of votes scum can churn out is 8, but they ALL don't know everyone. Furthermore, Sideshow Bob is our only hope for success. This sound weird? Why? Even if we lynch a mafia this round, the maximum that we will kill is 2, considering Magenta, which probably has a godfather of sorts. This will still result in FOUR possible townie deaths the following night and as such we will lose our numerical advantage. However if Sideshow Bob eliminates a mafia, this will be reduced to THREE if we lynch a godfather, therefore we will be EVEN still the next voting round. This is beneficial still as we have a numerical advantage of sorts as they are not allied to Sideshow Bob. You get my point now? Or do you seek clarification.

I'm basing my vote at the moment on the write up. I would like you to direct your attention to the bolded sections in Day 4 lynching.

Well I can't really say much about why I'm voting at the moment, its just... not to be for me to explain more than I already have. Pertaining to the "Crab=Krabappel" theory. If you see the opening line in the game which was edited in by pizza, the key phrase is "Don't eat the clues". This is comparable to 'Who Shot Mr Burns' when Lisa appears in a dream to Chief Wiggums with phrases that can be inferred as look at Burn's suit, but Wiggums only gets it when she delivers it to him outright. Well, then this could be taken as "eat" being the "clue". Therefore I have attempted to direct town's attention to foodstuff written in the write ups. Do you think it merely coincidence that when Otto was murdered he pointed out ALL the colors of the murder kills? I think that is a rather blatant hint by the host, and would as such indicate that somebody has not attempted a kill yet (magenta). The fact that the host is giving us these clues suggests that town is getting its behind kicked, which is in fact why I suggested that with the odd number of people town only outnumbers anti town by 1!

Well, constructive criticism in my theories are always welcome if you have something better.

But really! Town is rather lazy at the moment, the mafia have gotten rid of most experienced players early just to promote the lack of discussion. Suspicious much? :juggle2::juggle2:

:bow:

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 03:49

Tally: (please recheck)

Boudica: 3 (DiY, Split, navarro)
Navarro: 2 (Glenn, Sasaki)
Sasaki: 1 (Khazaar)
Diana Abnoba: 1 (Boudica)
Jolt: 1 (Chaotix)

Abstain: 2 (Yoyoma, Greyblades)

:inquisitive:

Beefy? inactive since 4-20
Diana? discussion but no vote. (at work)
El Diablo? no vote?
Jolt? No vote?
NorthNovas? voted last round.
Beaver? no vote?
YLC? nothing this round.

No WOGs this round... but activity is mandatory for all of the above next round, no excuses. Drop me a line if there is some reason you can't participate. I'll replace you or... maybe... be patient.

Greyblades

04-26-2009, 03:53

*Sigh* Responding to the Prod.

Vote: abstain while I get my brain out of auto-pilot.

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 05:12

Suspense.. Suspense.. Suspense.. Suspense.. Suspense.. Suspense.. Suspense.. Suspense.. Suspense..

:smash:

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 05:13

Day Five:

The people of Springfield gathered together a fifth time, feeling depressed and hopeless. Given the sheer numbers of the mafia left remaining, it seemed impossible that they would actually allow someone important to be lynched. The votes were tallied, and Edna Krabappel sat looking just as miserable as the rest of the town.

"Ha! Looks like I was doomed to die alone after all..." said Edna Krabappel.

Seymour Skinner: "Alone? You've got me... thanks to you, I've finally had relations!"

Edna Krabappel: Seymour, I was looking for a real man. Someone who I perhaps wouldn't have had to teach everything to. I teach all day, and grade papers all night. Before I go to bed, I don't have time to teach you anything good.

Seymour: Oh. Well, this is awkward. Perhaps one last kiss for old time's sake?

Edna took a long drag on her cigarette, and gave Skinner a kiss... a long, deep, passionate kiss... until smoke came out his ears.

Seymour: *cough cough* Mmmm.... tastes just like an ashtray.

Edna: You're hardly Prince Charming yourself. At least Superintendent Chalmers knows how to satisfy a woman.

Seymour: What the...? Superintendent Chalmers???

Edna: See ya, Skinny boy... :wink:

Krusty the Clown: Okay.... Miss Krabtree... you're up. Looks like you got the most votes, smokey.

Edna: I think you're confusing me with the late bus driver from South Park. Don't you ever take off that makeup, you big queen?

Krusty: I got news for ya, dollface... this ain't makeup! :clown:

Edna: *shudders* I'm actually glad I played tonsil hockey with Seymour. Most of the rest of you so-called men in this town are fat ugly slobs with hideous mistakes where their faces should be.

Krusty: Time's up. Get her!!!

*a group of men in suits advance on Edna Krabappel. Just then, Groundskeeper Willie steps in between her and the suits, armed with a pitchfork.

Willie: Nobody touches this fine lass! Before you lay a hand on her, you've got to get though me! Willie won't hurt ya... he'll just KILL YA!!!!

*the men in suits take out guns and point them at Willie and Krabappel.*

Willie: Ach... I've died in every game so far. This one's no different. I'll be back for the next episode! Willie is a beloved character, you can't kill him off!

Edna: Take off the mask, Willie... it's over.

Willie: Oh fine. *takes off Willie mask* Hi friends, it's me... Lyle Lanley. I sold you that lovely monorail that I see is still partly standing! How is the old girl running anyway? I've sold monorails to Odgenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook! I'll put Springfield on the map... well... I was going to put Springfield on the map. Now, you're just a nameless town no one has ever heard of filled with dumb rednecks. I just got hired by this lovely woman, and I was looking forward to utterly destroying this town... I have this shiny gun I just bought, and I'm prepared to use it. Anything for precious, precious money....

Edna: Cover me while I make my escape....

Lyle Lanley: Oh, no thanks, Governor. You're on your own, toots. Lyle is no one's fall guy. You go your way, and I'll go mine.

Governor Mary Bailey: *sigh* where's the Black Hand when I need him? The lack of votes this round is what did me in... I thought my "vote or Die" campaign last election year went really well. Guess you can't count on the Mob for anything these days. I'll remember this betrayal... and some day... I'll return and KILL that worthless, bloated "Black Hand". Seems like the "Hand" dropped the ball on this one. So long everyone! Remember to always vote for the Capital City Democratic Party!

Krusty: Democrats? DEMOCRATS??? Even better. I've been waiting for this for a long time, my little blue friends... heh heh heh. LONG LIVE THE SHELBYVILLE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!! OPEN FIRE, BOYS!!!

*click, click*
*automatic weapons fire*

Krusty the Clown: BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAA!!!! Die you tree-hugging enviro-freaks! Bunch of corrupt labor-union loving commies! Heh heh heh.... ooooohhhhhhh.... I haven't laughed like that since Sideshow Bob got thrown in jail for the fifteenth time. Ohhh... my sides.

Governor Mary Bailey, (boudica) also known as Edna Krabappel, of the Capital City Democratic Party, was lynched. Her henchman Lyle Lanley, (Sasaki Kojiro) also known as Groundskeeper Willie, was killed in the crossfire.

Alive: 15

Beefy
Chaotix27
Diana Abnoba
El Diablo
Glenn
Death is Yonder
Jolt
Khazaar
Navarro
NorthNovas
SplitPersonality
Greyblades
Beaver
YLC
Yoyoma1910

Lynched: (6)

pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy)
Reenk Roink- Waylon Smithers
LittleGrizzly- Bart Simpson
Olavi- Lisa Simpson, the Detective
Boudica- Governor Mary Bailey (as Edna Krabappel)
Sasaki Kojiro- Lyle Lanley (as Groundskeeper Willie)

Murdered: (18)

Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann
Shinseikhaan- Homer Simpson
Tristan de Castelreng- Cletus Spuckler
Ituralde- Professor Frink
KarlXII- Kang and Kodos
Quintus.JC- Herman
GeneralHankerchief- Squeaky Voiced Teen
Psychonaut- Charles Montgomery Burns
A Very Super Market- Apu Nahassapeemapetilon
Lord Winter- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Captain Blackadder- Abraham Jay Simpson (as The Black Hand)
Taka- Nick Riviera
Shlin28- Carl Carlson
Ichigo- Nelson Muntz (As Gil Gunderson)
AggonyDuck- Barney Gumble
Thermal Mercury/Ares- Reverend Lovejoy

Retired Filthy Stinking Rich: (1)

Fixiwee- Marge Simpson (as Agnes Skinner)

Lucky shot/excellent detective work. Though seriously, had the Black Hand been around... I'm pretty sure boudica would have survived the round. I'm distressed by the lack of votes this round, but... perhaps the threat of WOG and also the loss of an entire family will :whip: people back into action. Remember... the Wrath of the Five Fingered God is coming...

You have less than 24 hours to get me your night kills, mafia scum. Until 2359 GMT-5:00, today the 26th of April.

Reenk Roink

04-26-2009, 05:16

Told ya

Sasaki Kojiro

04-26-2009, 05:23

Lol! Well it was a funny 5 hours as a mafioso.

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 05:24

.. .. .. .. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Insert many more exclamation marks) :2thumbsup:

Thank you for trusting me :beam:. Now pizza, that REALLY was a very bizarre clue.. "Crab"cakes pointing to Edna "Krab"pabbel, okay that was odd :inquisitive:.

From the write up, The Black Hand is one of the people who didn't vote.

Now why would Whiteeyes want to leave when he's the mafia... :juggle2::juggle2:

FoS
Beefy
Diana
El Diablo
Jolt
NorthNovas
Beaver
YLC

I may die in peace tonight now.

Current evaluation of scums

Total probable number of Scum = 6
The Black Hand = 1
Krusty
Horatio McAllister
Magenta Italian Faction = 2 (1 Godfather and 1 Henchman?)
Sideshow Bob

This should check out.
Number of deaths tonight should be 3. Bringing our total number to 12... Sideshow, please kill a mafia tonight, let it be a godfather. This is a mutually beneficial alliance! Towns chance of winning goes up and so does yours. It will also be harder for you get lynched by mafia wary of you. Come, accept our offer! I'd rather lose to a SK than the mafia any day.

Victory is nice of course.

Edit: Reenk is now wallowing in the success of his "investigations"
Note for future: Sasaki is also quiet as mafia =)

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 05:26

Lol! Well it was a funny 5 hours as a mafioso.

I know... I was rooting for you... Lyle Lanley is awesome. :shame:

Vote, people! It was the mafia this time, but with such lack of interest and with the recent loss of a family, you can bet the mafia won't make the same mistakes next voting phase. :no:

naut

04-26-2009, 05:33

ghost town... could I have some input from dead people?
Input? I'm dead. :skull: :wink2:

That's why you listen to Reenk. ~:cheers:

Reenk Roink

04-26-2009, 05:34

Edit: Reenk is now wallowing in the success of his "investigations"
Note for future: Sasaki is also quiet as mafia =)

It was an abject failure. I got tired of some people criticizing my playstyle and demeanor when I should have done what I usually do and shrug it off blaze my own trail. :laugh4: Would have killed an entire Mafia family like that.

So I've lost touch with this game. Trust in Joltuition the rest of the way (even though he voted for me :furious3:). :bow:

Sasaki is many things as Mafia by the way... :yes:

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 05:39

Playstyle and behavior are never a constant it seems.

Ah, Joltuition ? I prefer to put my trust in Reenkuition :laugh4:

Death is yonder ( Ooh the irony of that statement, how apt :sweatdrop:)

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 05:40

Since Reenk wasn't a detective at all... I have to wonder why he'd bank his credibility and the fate of the game on a guess...? Were boudica not actually mafia, I suspect they'd be singing a different tune.

Though I see the value of making himself into a murder target instead of the actual detective. Very unique play, that's for sure. Ruffled a few feathers, that's for sure. I actually wondered if some of my mafia had let something slip there for a while... :inquisitive:

"Reenk is Reenk"... :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: for the correct guess.

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 05:44

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 05:46

HMMM??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Well, he guessed correctly, and with such... conviction. I thought someone had blurted something out to him. Turns out... just a really, really good guess.

Then again, remember the rules (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2200932#post2200932): Boudica is always mafia.

~:pimp:

Beefy187

04-26-2009, 05:48

School, NS, stuff for my parents. :thumbsdown:

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 05:51

People currently alive that voted for Reenk

1) Jolt
2) Diana
3) YLC
4) Glenn
5) Chaotix
6)Navarro

Currently cataloging for future reference only. Ignore the fact that there are 6 numbers and 6 scum alive. It seems too coincidental... or is it... :inquisitive:

White_eyes:D

04-26-2009, 05:54

Now why would Whiteeyes want to leave when he's the mafia... :juggle2::juggle2:

I just was not feeling this game...:shrug: I miss the old game......everyone had an a ability....it was Chaos=Awesome.....::2thumbsup: but this game.....feels like any other multiple mafia family game:juggle2:

Reenk Roink

04-26-2009, 05:55

I just was not feeling this game...:shrug: I miss the old game......everyone had an a ability....it was Chaos=Awesome.....::2thumbsup: but this game.....feels like any other multiple mafia family game:juggle2:

Truth be told, I wasn't feeling the game either, but you can't drop out when Mafia! :wall:

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 05:57

I was worried if I overloaded the town with special abilities, it would be too easy.

White_eyes:D

04-26-2009, 05:58

I didn't:shrug:......I was a townie till my role was given to Sasaki.....I guess boudica thought he was a better choice....:laugh4:

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 06:03

Convert?! So it means that Boudica could just keep recruiting if she only had herself? And perhaps therefore if only her henchman is lynched she could just recruit?! Whew, boy am I glad I voted for her :sweatdrop:

White_eyes:D

04-26-2009, 06:04

I was worried if I overloaded the town with special abilities, it would be too easy.

*sighs* want me to quote you from last game??? ok here goes.....
I know! I mean seriously I thought I had made the Simpson family quite powerful.

2 defenders, a roleblocker, investigator, and vigilante all who knew each other were innocent.

I really am shocked they got picked off so easily. remember that??? will it doesn't look like it...:inquisitive: and you put in 19 clues.....:clown:

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 06:07

*sighs* want me to quote you from last game??? ok here goes..... remember that??? will it doesn't look like it...:inquisitive: and you put in 19 clues.....:clown:

Thought I made the mafia powerful this game and they're now dropping like flies. If you had nailed a Godfather early, this whole game would have been much different. Fewer murders, etc... LOTS of townies remaining...

I can't guess your actions so I made the game as balanced as possible. More townies means less abilities handed out. I think it's about even for balance. Fair is fair.

White_eyes:D

04-26-2009, 06:10

but they can recruit.....that makes it unfair....the henchmen can just be throw under the bus:inquisitive: and they can just recruit again....how would townies be overpowered if they had some abilitys to counter that??:book:

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 06:11

Boy howdy....

There are going to be just so very many bodies hitting the ground tonight, it will boggle the mind. Almost as many as the Unknown Mafia.

Gonna be a BLOODBATH.....

Aha! I have proved the existence of the Magenta faction...:skull:

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 06:12

White_eyes:D

04-26-2009, 06:14

You'll see... :yes:

I will never understand.....I went 9 rounds with one kill in "The Godfather 3" so I feel cheated when I hear that the Godfather can just recruit or there are no vigs to counter this...:furious3::furious3:

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 06:16

I will never understand.....I went 9 rounds with one kill in "The Godfather 3" so I feel cheated when I hear that the Godfather can just recruit or there are no vigs to counter this...:furious3::furious3:

Sigh... ye of little faith. Since you left the game, you can always just watch and see... be patient.

The game is balanced in its own way. I don't have a clue who is going to win this one.

White_eyes:D

04-26-2009, 06:19

Most likely the Mafia(Solo) or Sideshow Bob(SK)....from what I have seen....:book: townies don't have a chance....:no:

Beefy187

04-26-2009, 06:34

I reckon we are doing quite well. Just remember how lucky we are to nail a mafia on the first round.

Also we have ATPG spitting out clues. No need for every player to have a role

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 06:46

Ahh, the clues are what demanded me to post analysis.. and through this, Boudica was lynched.

Town still has a chance. Target: Magenta faction's godfather.

Okay this is the maths on the BEST CASE scenario.

Currently, 6 scum , 3 kills per night, 15 alive.

Tonight: Sideshow Bob kills Mafia
2 Townies die (Unknown if the solo mafia factions can kill the other ones... i think its unlikely)

Result: 5 Scum + 2 kills a night 12 alive

Day: Lynch Magenta godfather

Result: 3 Scum+ 2 Night Kills, 10 alive

Night: Sideshow Bob kills mafia
2 townies die

Result: 2 Scum + 1 Night Kill, 7 alive

Lynch: Sideshow Bob

Townies win, 6 alive

This above chart is based purely on a few assumptions

No.1) Magenta faction does not kill
No.2) Magenta godfather is lynched
No.3) Sideshow Bob kills a mafia each night
No.4) We lynch Sideshow Bob

Room for failure: Sideshow Bob fails to kill mafia for one time
Townie is voted out (1 time)
Magenta Henchman is voted out instead of Godfather

All these are the maximum that we can afford to lose now. Combined of course. If Sideshow Bob kills mafia every night and we vote a townie out BUT the Magenta godfather is still lynched we have a fairly high chance of winning. I'll leave you to eat on the clues.

Pertaining to color= scum
I think that bulbous and Strawberry(referring to scum) are now dead.
We now need to find the relation between food and scum...

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 06:48

We now need to find the relation between food and scum...

If you leave it sitting out too long, it gets covered in nasty film.

Beefy187

04-26-2009, 06:59

Splitpersonality

04-26-2009, 07:04

Alright, so in saying this.

Now we absolutely cannot lynch any townies unless we're properly convinced.

Lynching anyone, pro-town super power or not could kill us all...

Death is yonder

04-26-2009, 07:07

With the detective dead, I think we may have no more super pro town roles... if there's one, fess up and tell us what you've learned, it WILL be highly beneficial, especially if you've found our Sideshow Bob.

Edit: Split, I barely convinced anyone to vote Boudica, my argument made little sense. I think they only voted because pizza's clues are ALWAYS bizarre. Still, I will postpone removing my gut. It hasn't failed me this time =D

Splitpersonality

04-26-2009, 07:16

Keep your gut, so far the only people I really trust are myself, you, and chaotix.

Everyone else is still up for debate lol.

Csargo

04-26-2009, 09:41

Well, if was fun for a while...

Khazaar

04-26-2009, 12:30

Channel Six News: Springfield strikes Back!!!

Town kills a head of the Springfield Mafia by brilliant (or lucky) Lenny (who would have thought that he´s so smart). Now town has a fighting chance but might need help from Sideshow Bob to make it happen. All roads seem to lead to a texas standoff.

Beaver

04-26-2009, 20:00

I was without internet over the weekend. But now I'm back, seems a lot has happened. Good to see that mafia was finally lynched, and killed.

I'm going to get some sleep before I read it all.

Chaotix

04-26-2009, 20:33

Reenk Roink

04-26-2009, 20:43

Well, I suppose I see the logic in Reenk's move now, in retrospect.

He still wasn't an investigator, he was trying to get a murder wasted on him instead because he didn't have a true role. And he made a lucky guess, too. So I apologize for pushing the Reenk vote over the edge. :bow:

That's the thing about Reenk: He is like a Random Number Generator. He seems completely random, but behind the facade is a system of complicated logic and calculated risks.

Not quite. I just had that same feeling about boudica I did in Dark Vacuum. Reenktuition has been on a roll recently with boudica in Dark Vacuum and GH in Inishmore so I thought might as well ride it until it's exhausted.

Since I'm dead in CoV and my role is revealed I might as well tell the whole story about the experiment.

In that game I was an investigator and I wanted to point the finger on Glenn, but I did it under the auspicious of Reenktuition.

In this game, I had a feeling that boudica was Mafia but I wanted to say I was an detective when I was Waylon Smithers :shame:.

Obviously, I had thought that a detective claim was to be more successful, which it was, boudica was certainly to be lynched had I not just unvoted her because I kinda got tired of the game and defending myself. At that point I wanted to get GH lynched, and it was pretty close too! :wall: :laugh4:

Askthepizzaguy

04-26-2009, 22:24

If I have all the orders... what am I waiting for? I'll get started on the writeup. I've had the orders for a while but I wanted to give everyone a chance to change them, plus a little thing called sleep that I desperately needed.

Thermal

04-26-2009, 22:33

The Lord wills you to sleep, and In God's name a new revolution happened.

Sleep for Pizzaguy's, who once roamed the streets at 5am delivering pizza's to suspecting bikers and closeted meateaters. :7ninja: Now are responsible for the fall of many renowned pizza places thanks to there sleeping robots.

Khazaar

04-26-2009, 22:37

Of course, of course a horse is a horse :inquisitive:

Askthepizzaguy

04-27-2009, 00:18

Night Five

Greetings, Bob.

I reviewed the plan you sent me last night. Quite ingenious indeed, dear brother. Seems a bit risky, but sometimes, patience is the watchword. Those miserable Springfieldians seem to be crying out for a hero, and some think that it is you... how laughable. I think these gluttonous morons have been eating a bit too much Kentucky fried chicken. You're here to destroy them all, not slow dance with them under the pale moonlight.

As for me, I suppose I can endure a few more nights of this dreary prison cell. As long as I have my phone privileges, so I can make some prank calls, I'm happy. It's amazing how much you can do with a simple phone call. I seem to recall a certain Chief of Police getting his gullet stuffed with something besides pizza. I hope you enjoy your stay in Hell, you miserable sack of bloated lard. Mwahahaha...

I'll do what I can from my end, just make sure they all pay... make sure they all suffer, dear brother.

Murderously yours,

Cecil Terwilliger

Murder number oneNed Flanders: Well Hidely-Ho, Sailoreeno! Rod and Todd are going to have the seafood platter, and I'll have some sushi, with just a taste of fogu.

Sea Captain: Yarr... that fish be highly toxic if prepared incorrectly. I'll put by best chef on this order, yarrr.

Ned Flanders: Okely-dokely! Might I ask, though, if I can get a clean glass for my non-alcoholic beverage? This one seems to be covered in fingerprints.

Sea Captain: Yarr.

Ned Flanders: Oh, and would you please turn the music down? Ordinarily I love a good jaunty tune but I have a bit of a headache tonight.

Sea Captain: Yarr.

Ned Flanders: And perhaps another set of utensils? Your dishwasher seems to have missed a spot.

Sea Captain: Yarr.

Ned Flanders: Aw heck, don't worry about that, I brought my own plastic utensils. Hey, Flanders family, how about some Bible stories while we wait for the food to arrive?

Rod and Todd: YAYYYYY!!!!

Sea Captain: .......Yarr.

Ned Flanders: Mister Captain McCallister, would you join in our pre-meal pre-prayer prayer?

Sea Captain: .......Yarr.

*15 minutes later*

Ned Flanders: ...And may the Lord bless Apu, that fine heathen Hindu fella who runs the local convenience store, and lead him back to the path of Christ. And may the Lord bless Krusty the Clown, and turn him also towards the path of Christ. And may the Lord bless Captain McCallister, who is... I forget, what religion are you?

Sea Captain: Yarrr.... West African Vodun.

Ned Flanders: Wow... you're completely lost. Would you mind if I told you all about Jesus Christ?

*plops a Bible and a pile of religious pamphlets down in front of the Sea Captain.*

Sea Captain: Yarr.... I would, actually. I have things I have to go... do....

Ned Flanders: Oh, there's always time to save your soul, dear friend. You see, according to the completely true and proven fact Word of the Lord God Almighty, once upon a time there was nothingness, and Jehovah spoke the world into existence....

Sea Captain: Yarr.... *sighs*

*3 hours later*

Ned Flanders: And so then, the Lord spoke unto him and told him to sacrifice his son on an altar, like all good Godly people would if the Lord told them to do so. Right Rod and Todd?

Rod and Todd: YAYYYYY!!! Sacrifice us to the Lord!!!

Sea Captain: .......yarr.....

*3 hours later*

Ned Flanders: Now, I'd like to sing you a song about Christ being risen from the dead.

Sea Captain: Did you eat your blowfish?

Ned Flanders: I sure did and it was deeeeeee...scrumdidleyumptious.

Sea Captain: Good. Now get out.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/25904_NedFlanders.jpg

Ned Flanders (Diana Abnoba) died from blowfish toxins (was murdered by the Sea Captain)Murder number twoAristotle Amidopolis: With Montgomery Burns out of the way, it looks like I'll be running the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant! I just bought it for 100 million dollars! Soon, I'll have this miserable little town on it's knees, as I jack up the price of their electricity by leaps and bounds every month!

Krusty the Clown: That's lovely. But would you please get out of my office? I'm trying to read this Playdude and enjoy a fine Cuban cigar in peace.

Aristotle Amidopolis: I simply cannot help myself! I have to gloat in front of all the unwashed rednecks in this town!

Krusty: Listen, pal... you're really trying my patience here. You really don't want to mess with me. I'm not having a good day.

Amidopolis: I don't care, you pathetic little person! You'll never have as much money as me!

Krusty: You have a lot of money?

Amidopolis: I'm filthy stinking rich!

Krusty: Really?

Amidopolis: Absolutely, and I don't care who knows about it, because I am VOICED by the great Jon Lovitz!

Krusty: You have a lot of cash or credit cards on you right this moment?

Amidopolis: Not only that, but my pockets are full of gold coins, and all my watches and jewelry are all made of solid gold, platinum, and encrusted with jewels!

Krusty: You don't say. Let me get my comedy hammer and beat you senseless with it. More money for me to pay back those lousy Feds... I hate anyone who ever worked for the Federal Government, especially the treasury department. Lousy IRS!

Amidopolis: What was that about a comedy hammer?

*SMASH*

Krusty: Good, now he's dead and I can steal all his stuff.

Amidopolis: ACTING!!!!

Krusty takes out a gun and shoots him eleven times in the face.

http://www.luds.net/gueststars/3/amadopolis.gif

Aristotle Amidopolis (Yoyoma1910) was murdered by Krusty the Clown.Murder number threeFat Tony: Come on in, mister Meyers.

Roger Meyers, Jr: What was it you wanted to talk to me about, mister....

Fat Tony: D'Amico. Anthony D'Amico. Some people affectionately refer to me as Fat Tony. But you can call me Anthony. I like that name.

Roger Meyers Jr: You mentioned something about buying Itchy and Scratchy Enterprises from me? You must be an awfully rich man, mister... Anthony.

Fat Tony: Please, call me D'Amico. Actually, mister Meyers, I was not so much talking about buying Itchy and Scratchy from you, but, I would like you to sign over all your shares of your company to me.

Roger Meyers Jr: *balks at the idea* And just why should I do that, D'Amico?

Fat Tony: Please, call me Fat Tony. The reason being, I have this gun, and I have this meat grinder, and I have this chainsaw, and I have a strong desire to murder you if you don't comply.

Roger Meyers Jr: Do your worst, Fat Tony.

Fat Tony: As you wish.

*BANG BANG* Fat Tony shoots Roger Meyers Jr in the knees with his gun, then
*BRRRRAWWWWWW* Fat Tony slices Roger Meyers Jr into chunks and then grinds him up... and makes spicy meatballs out of him, Itchy and Scratchy style.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/RogerMeyers.png

Roger Meyers, Jr (Jolt) is murdered by Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico, also known as the Black Hand.

____________Summary____________

Diana Abnoba was murdered by the Sea Captain
Yoyoma1910 was murdered by Krusty the Clown
Jolt was murdered by Fat Tony
Sideshow Bob abstained from murdering....

Alive: 12

Beefy
Chaotix27
El Diablo
Glenn
Death is Yonder
Khazaar
Navarro
NorthNovas
SplitPersonality
Greyblades
Beaver
YLC

Lynched: (6)

pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy)
Reenk Roink- Waylon Smithers
LittleGrizzly- Bart Simpson
Olavi- Lisa Simpson, the Detective
Boudica- Governor Mary Bailey (as Edna Krabappel)
Sasaki Kojiro- Lyle Lanley (as Groundskeeper Willie)

Murdered: (21)

Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann
Shinseikhaan- Homer Simpson
Tristan de Castelreng- Cletus Spuckler
Ituralde- Professor Frink
KarlXII- Kang and Kodos
Quintus.JC- Herman
GeneralHankerchief- Squeaky Voiced Teen
Psychonaut- Charles Montgomery Burns
A Very Super Market- Apu Nahassapeemapetilon
Lord Winter- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Captain Blackadder- Abraham Jay Simpson (as The Black Hand)
Taka- Nick Riviera
Shlin28- Carl Carlson
Ichigo- Nelson Muntz (As Gil Gunderson)
AggonyDuck- Barney Gumble
Thermal Mercury/Ares- Reverend Lovejoy
Diana Abnoba- Ned Flanders
Yoyoma1910- Aristotle Amidopolis
Jolt- Roger Meyers, Jr.

Retired Filthy Stinking Rich: (1)

Fixiwee- Marge Simpson (as Agnes Skinner)

http://immagini.p2pforum.it/out.php/i318776_HomerSimpson.jpg

Begin Day Six. You have the usual 48 hours to get all your votes in, plus the remaining time left from this night phase (less than 5 hours). That gives you until 2359, April 28th, (GMT-5:00) to vote and contribute to the discussion. If you do not... you will probably be WOGed.

Chaotix

04-27-2009, 00:31

Vote: Beaver

Just a... gut feeling. We don't have too many clues... and I'm open to suggestions for the lynch, too.

Also, the Flanders death scene was hilarious! :laugh4:

Beefy187

04-27-2009, 02:01

With detectives dead, I don't think there is too many to go on with.

I suspect the mafias are trying to pull "kill all the active players" strategy as we can see from the rate of the discussions.

At this point I trust Death is Yonder, as he seems to be trying to help the town with analysis and so on.

11 suspects left, least 2 mafia family and a blackhand with a bit of Bob the big fella.

Greyblades

04-27-2009, 02:04

So either we lynch a godfather, and so his henchman with him, or we are dead by night phase.

Splitpersonality

04-27-2009, 03:08

Pretty much...

Greyblades

04-27-2009, 03:13

Either this is very intense or extremely lame...

El Diablo

04-27-2009, 03:31

Vote YLC
Seems too quiet for his usual playstyle.
More a pressure vote at this stage.

ULC

04-27-2009, 03:37

Does it matter? What would you have me contribute ED?

Also, I found a wonderful clue in the write up that implicates you, look for it and let me know :wink:

FoS: ED

PershsNhpios

04-27-2009, 04:46

The frog-swallowing blighters!

The town never wins in any game I join! It is simply unfair!
After scanning the thread, I don't suspect any of the major posters. Rather, I suspect players such as NorthNovas or Navarro who have remained almost entirely silent YET remained unWOGged.

This may mean that they have not been WOGged because they are a special and most important character to the storyline, and I therefore vote: NorthNovas, who should have been WOGged by now but who is instead still here.

Askthepizzaguy

04-27-2009, 04:49

He must post this round or he dies by WOG.

El Diablo

04-27-2009, 05:05

By then he would have probably won it for the mafia.

YLC - I just wanted to know why you have been so quiet in this game (compared to your usual self).

...and to be honest I was bit miffed that you cut me to shreds in the 10 year anniversay mafia.

However to get a reasoning for the quiet out of Northnovas, rather than a "ha ha we won"

Unvote YLC, Vote Northnovas

navarro951

04-27-2009, 05:19

Vote: Death is Yonder

sorta going on a hunch here donno.

Beefy187

04-27-2009, 05:30

Currently Death is Yonder is our greatest contributer we have left.

Why are you trying to get rid of him?

Vote: Navarro

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 09:00

Yes.. I've lynched a god"father" and you want to lynch me? Perhaps you are insinuating that I am Sideshow Bob? Or perhaps YOU are the mafia who purposely avoided killing me last night as I have thought I would be dead. Its like a detective reveal mentality, if he doesn't die the following night lynch him. Is that how you operate on Navarro? Its rather WIFOM'ish... Beefy, I advice you find some evidence to back it up, not that I'm defending him, but with Sideshow Bob not complying with my demands, I think I'd rather make the MOST of my lynch. Remember town, we're aiming for godfather at the moment, not henchman. I would say the write up only affirms that mafia do not kill each other at night, only Sideshow does that.

@Sideshow Bob whoever you are. Really Bob, if the town is all dead, how are you going to win?? The mafia obviously know each other and will simple Outvote you. I think its within your best interests to comply with town... :inquisitive:.

@Navarro, gut feeling is best backed with evidence, as with my Boudica case. Pizza has subtle yet bizarre hints out there waiting to be found. Our current goal is to lynch the unknown mafia, it is best to deal with known enemies, not unknown ones... With less people alive our lynches should get MORE accurate, not wilder. Still, I must say you are acting terribly suspicious.

@Beaver, respond to my pm please? I would like your character's name. Wake up faster :smash:

Currently with finals in about 2 weeks I would prefer if someone in town takes up my mantle... I wonder who has received a pizza box full of goodies? I'm hungry, but I mustn't eat the clues...

I'll leave you with that, I got plenty of revision to do... in the form of paper and pen :wall:. Feel free to send me a pm if you understand what I mean :beam:.

I was even getting ready to die, is the mafia trying to push suspicion on me? It's a rather odd tactic I guess...

Edit: Half of us are now scum, this bodes ill...

@YLC: What clue have you found? Kindly quote the related write up please? It would be HIGHLY beneficial for town. Even if he's mafia henchman. Anyway, Sideshow should be lynched soon. I will NOT have him jeopardizing our win and holding town on a whim.

Khazaar

04-27-2009, 09:22

Channel Six News: Sideshow Bob goes Silent!

As was expected, mafia killed in the night and had less kills but oddly enough Sideshow Bob remained quiet. What does that mean? Unwillingness to help? Scared to give his position away? Away trying to break out his brother?
It will remain a mystery until tonight at least...

ULC

04-27-2009, 09:28

*ahem*

Vote: Khazaar

You are very, very mortal, dear Blackhand.

Just as well, if the town votes to lynch Khazaar this round, I can easily offer up yet another mafioso the following round. No names until Khazaar is dead.

Good Luck all :bow:

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 09:29

He's trying to make our winning chance lower... town needs extra kills which we're not getting. Unfortunately this also means his victory chance is lower. So why doesn't he kill!? He certainly had no qualms in killing Nelson Muntz...

To be frank, I'd rather have a Sideshow Bob victory than a mafia victory, especially if they're all lurking. Its just plain... not fun :shrug:

Edit: YLC, that is rather scummy behavior... would you KINDLY use reason and EXPLAIN what incriminates El Diablo and Khazaar? You aren't helping by talking rather WIFOM'ish... Don't make me lynch you, its bad. So is your mindless lynching mentality...

Respond to my question =.=

ULC

04-27-2009, 09:39

:laugh4:

Why do I get the feeling you ARE Sideshow Bob DIY?

Why do I need to reveal this information? Obviously, if I fail in producing a mafioso in Khazaar, specifically the Blackhand, then I am to be lynched, which is a fair deal, and you get the name of another mafioso, hands down.

Don't cooperate, and deal with the consequences that follow - I am being generous here, so I think it's fair. I ask only to be trusted this one round. Lynch Khazaar, and we also lynch Fixiwee as far as I know.

I am giving you 4 possible, very good lynches.

Just ask yourself - why have I been lurking for the most part this entire game, hmmah? And why would I be so willing to give up so many mafia names? What role does that? What kind of player does that?

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 09:52

I repeat, I'm not gonna let some crazy townie/ nefarious scum take over this town.

WHY? Because we're gonna lose if you don't.

Okay, time to be blunt. HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED FIXIWEE CAN'T PLAY DUE TO CONFLICT OF INTEREST? *Ahem*...

Generous? Indeed, you are asking us to be generous and offer you victory on a silver platter. I will not just stand by and let you win :inquisitive:.

I asked the town to trust me for that round in Boudica lynch due to EVIDENCE I have found. If you don't give me evidence I will,

Vote:YLC Until I get a better lynch. I prefer to cut off heads, not limbs.

Edit: Unvote: YLC I will wait and see, I would like the person who has received a steaming pizza a while back with many toppings on it to pm me. Why unvote? I have just realized possibilities...

Khazaar

04-27-2009, 09:57

ULC

04-27-2009, 09:57

*sighs*

Killing me will only hurt your chances. Think about this logically for a second, instead of being so reactive. How on earth do you intend to win? I can cut the kills in half in essentially a day and half, yet your willing to vote me and silence me, to no gain.

Brilliant!

And second, by ruling of ATPG, our most benevolent host himself, I am not allowed to present said evidence.

ULC

04-27-2009, 10:02

Too bad you´ve played yourself. Claiming to be a ?detective? and even PMing me how great you are. Have you investigated me, why not make it open knowledge? I think you´re trying to draw attention ?from someone? onto yourself. Most likely you´re Mafia trying to draw a lynch onto yourself to protect someone else. Navarro or NorthNovas maybe.

First of all, your grammar is a give away. Second, I am not claiming to be a detective. Third, if I wanted to, yes, I could draw the attention away from who is most vulnerable - in fact, Khazaar, you could actually do that, :laugh4:.

But I digress - why fear being lynched Khazaar? I am offering myself up on a silver platter if I am wrong, yet your defensiveness is proving how right I am.

Navarro and NorthNovas are both offline - very hard to reply to a series of PM's while being offline now, eh? and they have been offline for quite awhile, as well as everyone else except you, and Death is Yonder. However, Death is Yonder never sat private messaging at 8:15 and 8:25, did he? Nope, Death has been diligently going through the thread. You haven't however.

Just know, that if I fail, your dead anyway :laugh4:. You've been exposed, and your going to die, so the game is quite over for you.

Beefy187

04-27-2009, 10:02

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 10:04

I believe said detective is dead Beefy...

Beefy187

04-27-2009, 10:10

I believe said detective is dead Beefy...

Then why should we trust YLC?

ULC

04-27-2009, 10:10

If your the detective, then least tell us who you investigated.

We can't afford any mistakes on the possible final round.

I never claimed detective, in fact, I've never claimed a role.

Second, Godfathers/Blackhand is detective immune, sadly.

Third, this isn't a mistake - trust me. I've been setting up for this moment from the very, very beginning. I've planned for most of the details, since one can never predict who is alive at the end.

Third, this isn't the last round, there are still two mafia families. Khazaar dies, an entire mafia family goes, and thus, an entire kill does as well. I will be able to give out another mafioso, but only if you lynch Khazaar.

I have the town's best interests at heart, please, just give me this one chance to prove that. I'm dead regardless, but don't kill me just out of raw spite.

Khazaar

04-27-2009, 10:12

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 10:20

Well Beefy, neither was I. I relied on clues provided from cheesy goodness as well as ... common sense so to speak.

I think I know why YLC is doing this, I shall keep my thoughts to myself for the moment. I will find evidence to either implicate Khazaar, or if lacking, YLC.

This is all I have to say on the matter, I have analysis to do :book:.

ULC

04-27-2009, 10:21

I´m not worried. I´m just trying to find out what you´re up to. You´ve PMed me and I´m not sure what the whole PM thing is supposed to mean anyway. If I was worried I´d vote for you, but I´m rather interested in why North Novas (or Olavi) haven´t been WOG ed a long time ago. Maybe we have to vote them off, especially when you´re making so much noise suddenly...

I think you need to get your facts straight and not confuse games :crazy2:

Olavi has been dead for quite sometime, so it would be...um...little late to try and protect the DETECTIVE.

NorthNovas's last activity date was the 22, which was last Wednesday. However, that was literally day 4 - were on day, what is it now? Day 5? Your asking that someone who misses one voting phase, be killed off? He shouldn't be WoGged at all!

But I've been after you right off the bat today, and I'll gun for you period, no matter who follows me. Because I have nothing to hide, but I am sure you do. At least you will admit to the PM's ~;p

Look at your logic, and check your facts. And try again.

boudica

04-27-2009, 10:46

Good gut instincts DiY. FYI - I wasn't lurking - just not able to be online much for the last few days - this is the first time I've checked the thread and there wasn't a vote on me last time!

Sorry Sasaki!

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 11:00

Why thank you Boudica, it was just my gut instinct and a personal requirement to have conclusive (albeit bizarre) evidence against you.

I think I'll make myself a new adage to adhere to in mafia.
Find evidence first, lynch later :laugh4:
[Blatantly paraphrased from "Shoot first, ask questions later" :clown:"

Khazaar

04-27-2009, 11:03

Yeah, sorry probably got confused with the Council of Villains game. I meant NorthNovas and Beaver not Olavi. Since NorthNovas has a total of 6 Posts, I´m gonna go with him...

Vote NorthNovas

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 11:09

Now is not the time to lynch lurkers who haven't been on the org for quite the while... now is the time to lynch mafia! And Sideshow Bob of course.

Beefy187

04-27-2009, 12:34

Weren't we going to let Sideshow Bob on loose in hope for him to kill some mafia?

Though we are probebly better off lynching Bob sooner or later

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 12:44

Bob is intentionally NOT doing as such. Why do I advice forming a temporary "gentlemen's" alliance with Bob? Think of it this way, the mafia know each other, town will likely lose numerical advantage if we don't do something right. If town starts to lose, who's left? Bob + Mafia. Now, mafia obviously has the numerical advantage now, who gets lynched? Bob of course! Now, Bob is the deciding factor in the game for townies. If Bob helps us to kill mafia, it will be a massive boost. If Bob kills townies, mafia are highly likely to win, includes Bob dying from them... So Bob, choose. Would you rather have a confirmed mafia victory? Or would you rather have a shot at it yourself by double crossing us if we're too stupid to lynch you. Choose wisely, you cannot win alone :beam:

Its like killing 2 birds with 1 stone. We get higher chance of win, and so does Bob. Mafia know each other, town does not. If Bob kills the people that know each other, he gets higher chance of winning. If Bob kills people that don't know each other, the people who know each other will just bandwagon him. Ah! Blackmail :clown:

Greyblades

04-27-2009, 13:58

Second, Godfathers/Blackhand is detective immune, sadly.

How do you know that?

Chaotix

04-27-2009, 14:08

Two days is too long, and I have a feeling YLC knows this. If Khazaar turns out not to be mafia, then by the time we get to lynch YLC we'll only have around 8 players left. Kill him off, and by next time we have 4 or 5.

I think YLC is a minor mafioso, expendable, but will still win if his godfather does.

Unvote, Vote: YLC

Death is yonder

04-27-2009, 15:03

Guys guys, now is the time to hold off rash votes, such thoughts will only give the scums victory. Any votes will preferably be accompanied to COMPREHENSIVE analysis and evidence. Failure to do so, or at least attempt to put up something logical, will be met with a anti scum vote followed by being scrutinized. You have been warned :smash:.

Seriously :shame:.

@Chaotix: 2 Days is just nice. I get to do some revision and work and I get to have adequate amounts of time to analyze. Works fine for me.

@Glenn: No input yet?

Pertaining the matter of YLC, I prefer to have conclusive evidence he is scum, before I actually vote him. I will FoS: YLC for the moment but I will refrain from voting till I find something... all he lacks is linkage, he stated his vote as gut sense but there is no linkage to evidence. If he presents/I find such evidence I will follow him. I advice town to do the same, don't simply bandwagon him, its rather unproductive at this crucial stage. Behavior+ Writeup Analysis + Gut Instinct is fine. Having 1 and 3 is somewhat unspecific enough. 2 Alone would be fine but is best accompanied by the rest for maximum results.

I have a feeling Pizza will have a blast writing the commentary (if any :clown:)

To any dead people proved innocent (trial by death), your input would be welcome, if you can spare it of course :laugh4:.

Edit: Khazaar, why are you avoiding YLC's questions. It would be rather, appreciated, if you actually present a logical defense, not simply avoid the question and attempt to lynch a lurker. Have you not seen the Lisa Simpson lynch analysis I did? And ESPECIALLY the bolded parts which your current behavior pertains to? It would be inadvisable for town to lynch without conclusive evidence now. YLC says he has found a godfather and look into it I shall. But for now, I shan't be able to respond for... about 17-18 hours. I'm going to sleep and I will be at school till mid afternoon my time. Discussion made by town will be welcome, the library feels lonely =P.

Khazaar

04-27-2009, 16:01

I think YLC didn´t really ask me a question rather than accuse me of beeing mafia. I´m more than willing to answer questions though. I´m also concerned about this beeing our last chance so I´ll Unvote: NorthNovas for now. I´m still under the impression that he made noise to draw attention from the lurkers. If you find something in the writeups I´m willing to hear it first.

Northnovas

04-27-2009, 18:32

I apologize RL that is why I have not been on. I can see the suspicion on me but believe me I have no role. I got my pm to vote or be WoG this round. This is close but I can see nothing from the post unless an active poster is part of the plan to protect themselves? I may have the votes because of the lack of activity and I did miss the last round. I wasn't even online to get before the deadline to get orders in if I did have a role.

The frog-swallowing blighters!

The town never wins in any game I join! It is simply unfair!
After scanning the thread, I don't suspect any of the major posters. Rather, I suspect players such as NorthNovas or Navarro who have remained almost entirely silent YET remained unWOGged.

This may mean that they have not been WOGged because they are a special and most important character to the storyline, and I therefore vote: NorthNovas, who should have been WOGged by now but who is instead still here.

This seems a rather suspicious post to me. I thought there would be something more concrete coming from such an experienced player. He usually provides more insightful post especially coming in to the final rounds; also being a townie and a victory for the town is possible.

I will not cast a vote yet.

ULC

04-27-2009, 18:55

How do you know that?

Same as every other game Greyblades - wouldn't you know this by now?

Two days is too long, and I have a feeling YLC knows this. If Khazaar turns out not to be mafia, then by the time we get to lynch YLC we'll only have around 8 players left. Kill him off, and by next time we have 4 or 5.

I think YLC is a minor mafioso, expendable, but will still win if his godfather does.

Unvote, Vote: YLC

Then lynch my godfather :freak2:

If I am a grunt, then lynching me only creates a Vacuum for another innocent townie to be recruited.

Don't be so scummy Chaotix - your analytical skills are much higher then this :wink:

And trust me, Khazar is mafia. And if not, I will be able to give you a mafioso period, and hand over myself. Also, if you pay attention, I put a lot of hints into my responses :wink:

I think YLC didn´t really ask me a question rather than accuse me of being mafia. I´m more than willing to answer questions though. I´m also concerned about this being our last chance so I´ll Unvote: NorthNovas for now. I´m still under the impression that he made noise to draw attention from the lurkers. If you find something in the writeups I´m willing to hear it first.

You do realize, at this point in the game, that attempting to pull something like that creates said backlash? Credit me with enough intelligence, yeesh.

Second, before you accuse others of lurking take a look at yourself - 20 posts all game? Oh, the hypocrisy, least I admit to lurking my :daisy: off. Oh, and yes, I happen to fill my posts with substance too. You've just been twiddling your thumbs being IC all game long and dumb voting Boudica.

Also, I have found damning evidence in the write up last night, and it was confirmed by the host. The clue is that Fat Tony unnecessarily has his name repeated in 3 different ways - even IC, there is no need for that, thus, it's a clue - in this game, clues are things that just, don;t quite see to fit, like a bad puzzle piece.

The damning part of it is, is that each name has exactly seven letters - we only have 2 players left with seven letters in their names, and only Khazaar was on to answer my PM's, now weren't you Khazar :mellow:

If you want, I'll even show said PM's to the entire town, at the risk of being WoGged for doing so. At least you will know the truth.

Greyblades

04-27-2009, 19:01

Same as every other game Greyblades - wouldn't you know this by now?

No this is my first game with multiple godfathers.

Greyblades

04-27-2009, 19:29

Well after drinking 2 cups of tea and 2 caffeen tablets I have finaly looked over the enire thread again.

Yeah, sorry probably got confused with the Council of Villains game. I meant NorthNovas and Beaver not Olavi. Since NorthNovas has a total of 6 Posts, I´m gonna go with him...

Vote NorthNovas

Attempting to lynch lurkers while being accused seems like pretty desperate attempt at shifting suspicion. Vote: Khazaar.

Askthepizzaguy

04-27-2009, 19:36

Khazaar- 2 (YLC, Greyblades)
YLC- 1 (Chaotix)
NorthNovas- 1 (El Diablo)
Death is Yonder- 1 (Navarro951)
Navarro951- 1 (Beefy)

A tally double-check would be ever so lovely.

Chaotix

04-27-2009, 20:39

I am considering your ideas, YLC... for now, my vote remains on you for purpose of a tie, because the Khazaar lynch seems likely, and I will go along with it. It something ties it up, I will change my vote to Khazaar.

I really wish I could devote as much time to figuring out these clues as you have here YLC, or as I did in Psycho. I will try my best, but I have rl and hosting my game to worry about as well. I don't know how ATPG manages to do it!

Khazaar

04-27-2009, 20:39

Dude, do what you have to do. You´re either desperate or I´m getting framed. No matter, and feel free to post the PM´s that I supposedly sent to you...

Askthepizzaguy

04-27-2009, 21:11

I will try my best, but I have rl and hosting my game to worry about as well. I don't know how ATPG manages to do it!

Bah... mortals!!! I'm actually a team of guys from Jakarta, Indonesia. We take it in turns, acting as sort of pizza-delivery man of the day. And all decisions of that pizzaguy have to be ratified in a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, or by a two-thirds majority in the case of being mafia or a really nifty green turtle.

I don't do any of the writeups I just rip stuff off from wikipedia and Hustler magazine, and I generate all my votes and kills from random.org, and I hire illegal aliens to write my posts. I hired a male model to play myself whenever I post images of "pizzaguy" and I generate income by offering mercenary services to Medieval 2 Total War players, plus I sell advertising space in my signature line.

I also earn fifty cents every time I post, and I click on all the ads on this site so that Tosa can earn more money for the Org to stay afloat. I'm nothing more than an elaborate deception.

*tosses down a smoke grenade, generating a cloud that surrounds him*

BWAhahahahaha! BAH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAA!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*smoke clears, and I'm still sitting here*

Diana Abnoba

04-28-2009, 00:30

Okely Dokely :daisy: Do! I'm dead! What a bummer.

Best of luck town, you can do it, kill the mafia!

PershsNhpios

04-28-2009, 00:47

Pay little attention to my vote, NorthNovas, I had no real suspicions of any posters at that time, which lead me to fear the unknown, so to speak.

However, I am very interested in the sheepskin which YLC is trying to pull over our eyes.
He is not a detective, yet he claims to know who the mafia are.

Remember folks, that a previous Black Hand was slain and that he was killed by Mafia, and then another mafia player retired rich.
This means that the little blighters are turning on each other.
And I think I know at least one therefore.

Unvote: NorthNovas Vote: YLC

ULC

04-28-2009, 01:05

Umm...:laugh4:

I think Glenn is lost on the whole "mafia turning on each other concept".

Let me explain - they only get to retire stinking filthy rich if they actually kill the Blackhand. Lynching him randomizes it, according to the host.

So, if I had known who was the Blackhand, and I was mafia, it would have been better if I simply let this one slide, and waited until tonight. Then, I would off him, and retire.

Now that I have brought it out into the light of day, it's anyone's game. I'm offering the town a chance to kill said mafioso/Blackhand during the day so they do less damage to the town.

So either credit me with some intelligence Glenn and/or inherently townie behavior, or, your a mafioso sucking up to the boss until tonight.

Either way, Khazaar is dead tonight, and it won't be by my hand.

:shrugs:

Northnovas

04-28-2009, 01:56

Okay we are getting down in numbers but nothing is developing other then YLC and Kazaar. As for contributors DiY has been active yet there is avote against him by Navarro951.

Its possible YLC as found something and cannot reveal as part of the rules. It would appear by his post that he is trying to share information to help the town.

I know this does not help creating a leader but there are some votes still to come. Navarro voting style 2 votes and a late abstain and then to vote for DiY. It just stood out more then others on the list.

Tally from 986 (did not double check)

Khazaar- 2 (YLC, Greyblades)
YLC- 2 (Chaotix, Glenn)
NorthNovas- 1 (El Diablo)
Death is Yonder- 1 (Navarro951)
Navarro951- 2 (Beefy,NN)

El Diablo

04-28-2009, 05:03

ULC

04-28-2009, 05:13

It appears to me that YLC has slipped up in revealling the game mechanics for mafia.

There are 1000's of variations to rules and what goes with who.
To be so certain about the rule's is either being reckless with the town or more probably shows that he has inside knowledge. Either way I think leaving mafia for one more vote screams reckless at this stage.

Thus;

Unvote NorthNovas; Vote YLC

:wall::wall:
Maybe your not paying attention to the fact I speak with ATPG on MSN DAILY, and I can ask him at any point in time to clarify on a point?

No, oh, fine, I'll just let it slide then, and we both know why ED. Let me go through my mail...

Death is yonder

04-28-2009, 09:02

I will like to state to town that I'm not a detective YET I lead you all to lynch a god"father". I trust YLC at the moment... why? Okay wait... YLC don't do something that crosses the line for WoG zone. Linkage is king, trust me. Simply put, YLC has done what I failed to do when implicating Boudica. He has provided 1 of the above 3. Behavior analysis, writeup incrimination, gut sense.

He has provided behavior analysis which in the past has proven to be right in lynching mafia, though occasionally. Gut sense and writeup incrimination was what I used to choose Boudica. I'll leave you with that on the matter

Now, why do i trust him? Lets just say I have my own reasons that must remain unknown to town until the game is over. I'd prefer not to be WoG'd. To simply put it this way, nobody should vote anyone until Conclusive evidence is posted. To ignore this farm of pizzas scattered throughout the thread is folly, and town will do best to follow through on this matter. I've warned you already, any lacking of such will result in scrutinization for incriminating evidence through writeups. I shall be searching for evidence to see if Khazaar is possibly guilty now.

Furthermore, lets just say pizza boxes have been dropping from the sky as of late. Geddit? :clown:

Edit: ED, have you NOT seen my analysis on why mafia is so and so and how many? It all stemmed from WRITE UPS pertaining to Otto's death. If that isn't a blatant hint from ATPG I dunno what is. It ain't inside knowledge, its analysis knowledge. Its mighty scummy of you.

Oh I just had a weird and funny thought (not to be confused as a clue).

Imagine Kent Brockman saying his catchphrase: "I for one welcome our new mafia overlords." =)

Disclaimer: The above sentence was NOT a clue, just some humor.

Greyblades

04-28-2009, 13:28

Look at the people voting for YLC, if he is a mafia turncoat then the mafia is doing all that they can to lynch and replace him so they dont waste a kill tonight on him and win as scheduel'd(I forget how to spell that.). The townies wont vote for him because he is trying to get the blackhand and so may be useful in getting a godfather, the only ones I can see trying to off YLC are mafia. And maybe sideshow bob for kicks and giggles.

Death is yonder

04-28-2009, 14:59

Revised list of character's for town's reference.

12 Alive at the moment possibly 10 by the end of the next round

Beefy = Moe
Chaotix27 = Troy McClure
El Diablo = Dr Hibbert
Glenn = Hans Moleman
Death is Yonder = Lenny
Khazaar = Kent Brockman
Navarro = Rainer Wolfcastle
NorthNovas = Kirk Van Houten
SplitPersonality = Maggie
Greyblades = Lionel Hutz
Beaver = (Have you been intentionally ignoring my mail for Days now?
YLC = Seymour Skinner

Death is yonder

04-28-2009, 15:25

Actually yes. Most of your roles were totally random. Others were chosen, and not by me either. There were in some cases decisions to name the mafiosi a certain way.

My apologies YLC, it seems you are indeed right in pointing out rightly that D'Amico has the same amount of characters as Khazaar, in fact it is the same number of letters as Anthony as well, stated previously by YLC. How interesting... :inquisitive:. As you can see the above quote from pizza, this only affirms your guilt, though it can't be found in food related items, pizza probably doesn't want to simply limit clue detection zones, to keep town on its toes.

IMPORTANT NOTE FOR TOWN If you refer to night 4 write ups for the summary thread, you see pizza even HIGHLIGHTS night 4's Cecil's letter to Bob containing many food products as a prime searching spot for clues, putting the hint BLATANTLY there. The fact that this isn't present in the main thread shows that it IS a clue. Note this for future reference.

Furthermore, Khazaar has generally posted only Kent Brockman style speeches, interesting to note that both of them produce informative reports :laugh4:, this qualifies with the Lisa Simpson's final speech analysis that I posted previously. It seems YLC is on to something, sorry for not believing earlier :shame:.

Come Khazaar! Put retaliatory votes or get your fellow scum to do it! Affirm thy guilt! :smash:, I will only become vindicated through death! :yes:.

Vote:Khazaar, nothing will change my mind until I see thy body motionless :hmg:

I will give YLC the benefit of the doubt here, as town did when I voted for Boudica.

Any "attacks" posed on me will remain unanswered, for I will be retiring to bed and following that I have school and will only be back in roughly 18 hours from this post. Go, shoot ahead, incriminate me with random evidence. Perhaps you should ask pizza to put a prophet of doom within his writeups, maybe that will incriminate me huh? :clown:.

With that, I now appeal to townies to come and lynch Khazaar.
It better be right YLC, I spent 3 hours pouring over the thread to search for the evidence above, hopefully pizza is not playing us :sweatdrop:

1 By 1, scum fall from the sky

The holy crusade
Against the anti townies
Will be successful :2thumbsup:

Come dawn, I shall see
The fruition of our labor YLC
I must certainly thank thee
Though you won't get a fee :clown: