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Splitpersonality
04-10-2009, 06:50
Okay, and I'll apologize for my bandwagoning, I'm just trying to follow what's going on and it's impossible to trust anyone...
*Grunt* I miss my solo missions.
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 06:52
unvote: Taka
Vote: SplitPersonality
Bwahahahaa!!! It's another Bowser Revolution! More victims! More victims! Let's make them SQUIRM!!!
No villain ever APOLOGIZES for anything. Don't make me destroy you...
Sasaki- 4 (pevergreen, Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, AVSM)
Taka- 3 (Lord Winter, Split, Glenn)
ATPG- 2 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro)
Splitpersonality - 2 (Taka, ATPG)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Ares- 1 (YLC)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 4 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades)
Beefy187
04-10-2009, 06:54
unvote: Taka
Vote: SplitPersonality
Bwahahahaa!!! It's another Bowser Revolution! More victims! More victims! Let's make them SQUIRM!!!
No villain ever APOLOGIZES for anything. Don't make me destroy you...
I was just about to say that..
Any un villain like behavior will be punished with my sword and lances.. And they can be experimental pet for my new black magic..
A Very Super Market
04-10-2009, 07:07
Unvote: Sasaki
Vote: Split
Tie! Tie! TIE!!!
Sasaki- 3 (pevergreen, Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook)
Taka- 3 (Lord Winter, Split, Glenn)
ATPG- 2 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, ATPG, AVSM)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Ares- 1 (YLC)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 4 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades)
Splitpersonality
04-10-2009, 07:14
Such intent... Fine...
Vote: Splitpersonality
If things are to go down such a way, so be it, I'll hold no grudges. No bluff here, I hold no secrets, aside from the fact that I may be more valuable than you would like to admit. Suit yourselves. Stick to your votes, change your mind, whatever you please. I'm off to bed...
*Puts out cigar and sneaks out of room, with pistol and knife drawn*
Sasaki- 4 (pevergreen, Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC)
Taka- 2 (Lord Winter, ATPG)
ATPG- 2 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
I think a bit of sense should actually be applied in this situation - I know see why I was ripped from my important duties to come here...sadly, I don't have time to fix every world.
Perfection, efficiency, actual common sense...
Unvote: Ares
Vote: Sasaki
Now, I think we are all going to start using the grey matter called a brain - but if you don't, I have the perfect solution...
*pulls out a vial filled with green fluid and tests it, pushing shades back up nose*
Volunteers?
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 07:24
unvote: Split
vote: Taka
What villain kills himself? I'd never do anything like that... I'll give you one last chance to prove how evil you are, Split, and then I'm going to turn you into a plumber burger with fries.
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 07:25
I speak for eight!
We would join you, arrogant one, for we see that the new lad is no longer unfairly under threat.
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Yes! But convince us! Why should Sasaki suffer so?
Rule nº 1 : Sasaki is always guilty
Rule nº 2 : Vote:Sasaki
rules my dear friend, rules
He is the only one who willingly hides himself in shadows - it's as if he fears something, or is lost. Such a pitiful state of mind, really, but I would trade any unknown quantity for a known one. Much more efficient that way...
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 07:30
VILLAINS DON'T FOLLOW RULES!!!! ROOOOOAAARRR!!!!
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/c/c4/Fireball.JPG/200px-Fireball.JPG
villains follow evil rules :mellow:
VILLAINS DON'T FOLLOW RULES!!!! ROOOOOAAARRR!!!!
No, but some are compulsively idiotic - this has no bearing on you however, so take it with a grain of salt. Because sarcasm trumps hypocrisy, yes....
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 07:36
Taka has shown reasoning for his former vote!
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Yes! And the new one has given us no reason to suspect him!
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Yes, but must we not hear from Sasaki?
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He is about! His sarcastic and dramatically sober attitude must be drawn forth, that we may ask him his role.
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I doubt that he will give it...
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It matters not what you doubt! It matters only that Taka has now abided our suspicion and Sasaki has not!
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Don't be one of the rabble! We will wait with evil patience until a proper reason for voting arrives.
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Certainly! If we voted now, it would be unworthy of our octagonal intelligence!
"Unvote: Taka Vote: Abstain!"
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 07:39
Sasaki- 4 (pevergreen, Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC)
Taka- 2 (Lord Winter, ATPG)
ATPG- 2 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 07:48
unvote,
Vote: Sasaki
A handsome green fellow must vote for another handsome green fellow... what has this otherworldly dimension come to? I've had my fun, but it's time to decide who will live and who will die!
*drops a Thwomp on Sasaki's head*
If he can take a blow to the head, he might be of some use to us. If his brains splatter all over the place, he's a weakling anyway, and not fit to join the Koopa Troop. Mario is always stomping on heads... only those with THICK SKULLS should survive! Sasaki is too Cunning to be left alive!!!
Yes, that makes perfect sense. Don't question me!
pevergreen
04-10-2009, 08:01
Bowser you are just like me but I am much more evil!
DK. Donkey kong!
Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
Hes finally back to kick some tail.
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, its gunna hurt,
hes bigger, faster and stronger too,
hes the first member of the DK crew. HUH!
Unvote: Sasaki, Vote: ATPG
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 08:05
Who are you supposed to be, King K. Rool? HAHAHAHA! You're nothing more than a pathetic rip-off of ME! Speaking of rip-off, I could rip off your head with my little pinky claw! Get back to me when you've been in more than a couple video games, chump!
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Kingkrool.jpg
Beefy187
04-10-2009, 08:08
I propose a alliance of Nintendo characters.
Seriously, there can't be any heroes amongst us fine villains.. :no:
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 08:11
I'm a genius, see, I have a PhD in Plumber-Crushing, and I have an IQ in the double digits! Therefore, according to my calculations, the only people seeking an alliance are cowardly HEROES!!!
Beefy187
04-10-2009, 08:19
I call it smart heroes.. See I organize a alliance, then I play them off at each other.. Ripping them apart at the end..
The looks on their face when they find out that they are betrayed is SOO GOOD.
I have to disagree with your opinion that the heroes are cowards.. But I think its not fair that heroes gets multiple lifes :no:
Well I'm still alive and kicking.. How many times did you lose against mario? :smash:
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 08:21
Why do they keep bringing up my failures? I don't see anyone else here who is master of the Universe... and if they were here, I'd roast them to a crisp with my awesome flamethrower breath and take over their kingdom from them.
Bunch of big meanies. :bigcry:
pevergreen
04-10-2009, 08:22
All the Rare characters should band together. :yes:
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 08:25
All the Rare characters will be well done by the time I get through with them... don't make me angry... I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can! I've got brains, I've got brawn! I'm totally unstoppable! I'll stomp you all flat faster that you can say Goomba. Scrawny weaklings!!!
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Giga_Bowser.jpg
Beefy187
04-10-2009, 08:26
All the Rare characters should band together. :yes:
Possible theory of who the traitor so far is
One major character and one minor character
One Nintendo and one Sega
So that sounds like a legit plan
Anyway Bowser.. You do realise your flame thrower is getting more and more useless as the series goes on? There is soo many ways to counter it that its not funny.. It even sucks in Smash Brothers.
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 08:32
Come here, Beefy... I'm in the mood for steak; one that's burnt to a blackened crisp. I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll scorch your brains in! When I'm done with you, I'll toss you in a nest of Spiny eggs so they have something to eat when they break out of their shells. :evil: Or, if you prefer, I can just drop my six ton green butt on your head from 100 feet in the air, and they won't ever be able to even find the stain that used to be your body! BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!
Come here, Beefy... I'm in the mood for steak; one that's burnt to a blackened crisp. I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll scorch your brains in! When I'm done with you, I'll toss you in a nest of Spiny eggs so they have something to eat when they break out of their shells. :evil: Or, if you prefer, I can just drop my six ton green butt on your head from 100 feet in the air, and they won't ever be able to even find the stain that used to be your body! BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!
*sighs* Really now...such impotent threats will do no one any good, especially not you...
Beefy187
04-10-2009, 08:42
Come here, Beefy... I'm in the mood for steak; one that's burnt to a blackened crisp. I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll scorch your brains in! When I'm done with you, I'll toss you in a nest of Spiny eggs so they have something to eat when they break out of their shells. :evil: Or, if you prefer, I can just drop my six ton green butt on your head from 100 feet in the air, and they won't ever be able to even find the stain that used to be your body! BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!
*Stabs Bowser and turn him into a frog with black magic
You've grown stronger... I... commend you...but.. You are still no match for me
*Steps on the frog.. Frog squeels
Is that...all there is? No challenge? No... resistance?
*Black knight sighes and turns bowser back to bowser...
Now you know bowser... How hard it is to role play a character where theres only two quotes in wiki quotes :whip:
Do not test my patience bowser or I will turn you into an rabbit next time and fondol you until you squeel!
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 08:45
Impotent??? I have eight Children that look just like me! Handsome, powerful, evil, the whole package! How many kids you got, pretty boy? I'm a very potent fella, and the chicks love me. They try to get away, but I'm just too irresistible!
Once you go Green, you'll never leave the scene!
Sasaki- 4 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG)
ATPG- 3 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
You're delusional, Beefy. You can't turn me into anything. I have creative control over my character! Plus I have all the power stars, and I have a Star Rod which can obliterate you in one blast!!!
Beefy187
04-10-2009, 08:48
Impotent??? I have eight Children that look just like me! Handsome, powerful, evil, the whole package! How many kids you got, pretty boy? I'm a very potent fella, and the chicks love me. They try to get away, but I'm just too irresistible!
Once you go Green, you'll never leave the scene!
You're delusional, Beefy. You can't turn me into anything. I have creative control over my character! Plus I have all the power stars, and I have a Star Rod which can obliterate you in one blast!!!
Don't push it bowser!! I will!! I will!!
If you do it again, I will start quoting monty python holy grail :smash:
Right, peace bowser?
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 08:51
Peace is for chumps! Die, weakling!!! There's only room enough for one six-ton genius with unstoppable brawn and magical power!
*bops Beefy on the head with the Star Rod, and turns him into a Newt.*
(He got better)
Impotent??? I have eight Children that look just like me! Handsome, powerful, evil, the whole package! How many kids you got, pretty boy? I'm a very potent fella, and the chicks love me. They try to get away, but I'm just too irresistible!
/unimportant drivel
I think I mistook you for someone with intelligence...
I do not fear someone of your...caliber...I am far more powerful and godlike then you could ever be.
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 09:05
HAH! This Wesker guy is lamer than a koopa troopa without it's shell. All this sarcasm and passive-aggressiveness... his wit is as sharp as a Wiggler's nose! I've got a bigger caliber than YOU!!!
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/mario/images/thumb/e/e3/Nsmb-bullet-bill.jpg/300px-Nsmb-bullet-bill.jpgEat some Banzai Bill...
HAH! This Wesker guy is lamer than a koopa troopa without it's shell. All this sarcasm and passive-aggressiveness... his wit is as sharp as a Wiggler's nose! I've got a bigger caliber than YOU!!!
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/mario/images/thumb/e/e3/Nsmb-bullet-bill.jpg/300px-Nsmb-bullet-bill.jpgEat some Banzai Bill...
*fluidly dodges over-sized bullet*
I'm sorry, but your too slow to keep up with me it appears...
White_eyes:D
04-10-2009, 09:18
*Warps into the room*......"here is all the files on YLC that I could find.....I think my mission is done for now" *Walks out of room not caring for the agurments, breaking out* Files (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQd_q3EbVSA&feature=related)
Sasaki- 4 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG)
ATPG- 3 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
*Boudica flexes her massive Wings of Suspicion - randomly sweeping a few of the twittering villains off their feet. Her piercing alien gaze sweeps the room, and she lets forth a mighty "Voootee: SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCHHHHHHHRWWWOARRRR!"
...that nobody understands.*
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 09:52
I think she said Sasaki!
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How very bold of you! Do you speak for all of us?
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Well, I thought it sounded very much like Sasaki too...
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I would rather hear the votes of other members, instead of their silly and coarse play!
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Oh, don't get us in trouble again...
White_eyes:D
04-10-2009, 09:58
*Among the files White_eyes:D gave* ".....how is spL1tp3r50naL1ty still alive???" File #2 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-2gPRe4i4&feature=related)
The Nightmare comes... and needs more time to slowly read the thread.
Vote: Abstain
White_eyes:D
04-10-2009, 10:08
*In more of the files....Khann* "......It must be him"
https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4586/sephiroth8jy.jpg
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 10:33
ROOOAARRR!!! Why not post another tally, Boudica? Your lovely and melodious squawking noise was music to my ears, but I can't figure out what you said. Maybe that's the whole point.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have about 100 years worth of sand and dust in the Desert Fortress I need to sweep out. You never know how many dead plumbers I might have lying around that I can put on my mantle.
Unvote: Abstain, Vote: ATPG
Sasaki- 4 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG)
ATPG- 4 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, ATPG)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 10:44
Unvote: Abstain, Vote: ATPG
ATPG- 4 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, [B]ATPG)Did someone stomp on your head? Your brain appears to have been smashed flatter than a plumber's pepperoni pizza! BWAH HAHAHAHAA!!!!
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/ssbm_0518_screen002-1-1.jpg
This is a council of villains who masterminded the destruction of worlds, of those who have the will and the intelligence to crush puny enemies - you cannot understand the reason I wrote this "mistake"... turtle.
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 10:53
All bluster and no brawn. Gosh, you guys are just so lucky to have me around. I'm the greatest! You'd be lost without me! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to destroy Tokyo in the Super Nintendo version of SimCity Classic! ROOOAAARRR!!!!
I believe taka has revealed himself as Magiccarp and thusly needs to be turned into my Friday Fish Dinner.
Vote taka
I believe taka has revealed himself as Magiccarp and thusly needs to be turned into my Friday Fish Dinner.
Vote taka
:laugh4:
im more jelly than fish tho. can i guess that your mewtwo?
I don´t like jelly thats for sure. Maybe I should have taken a closer look, but then again there could be a Fish in there after all...
Sasaki- 4 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG)
ATPG- 4 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, ATPG)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 2 (Lord Winter, Khazaar)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
"ROOOWRRROOROSCREEEETCH"*
*That Tally has ATPG voting for himself and Sasaki
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 11:28
Bowser declares that tonight, he will destroy all the vote-tampering roles that he sees. I'M THE ONE who makes mischief around here! *snarls* I'll be sending my Koopa Kids after you with their 7 wands of Power!
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/b0/Koopalings7.jpghttps://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/600px-SMG_BowserJr-1.jpg
On Larry, on Morton, on Candy and Iggy!!!
On Roy, on Lemmy, on Ludwig and Junior!!!
Have a listen! This is the sound of your impending DOOM!!! (http://www.entertonement.com/clips/81617/Boss-Theme-Song)
Sasaki- 4 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG)
ATPG- 4 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 2 (Lord Winter, Khazaar)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
Sorry about my mistake with the tally :sweatdrop:
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 11:39
Do we know when the votes are counted? Did Eggman mean 8:00, as in an hour or so from now?
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I could not say!
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Nor I.
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Nor I.
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Nor I.
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Nor I.
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Nor I.
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Well... even if I did know I wouldn't tell any of you!
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 11:50
Do we know when the votes are counted? Did Eggman mean 8:00, as in an hour or so from now?
I doubt that the Chaotic One would give us less than 24 hours in a day. Unless this is a very strange universe indeed, bwahahaha. My guess would be 24 hours from the time of this (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2203865&postcount=136) post.
It's getting late. He who Koops and runs away, lives to Koop another day! So long, suckers!!!
Unvote:Sasaki, Vote:ATPG
Running away eh?
Sasaki- 4 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 2 (Lord Winter, Khazaar)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 11:55
I speak for eight!
Don't forget to Unvote, thou villain!
ATPG. Larry, Candy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, Ludwig and Junior look like you, but are you sure about Morton?:clown:
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 11:57
I'll be back to stomp you flat after I get a good night's sleep. And, don't forget to vote: Sasaki, it's the "rules!" Your PUNY votes don't bother me, weakling!
BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/BowserFace02-1.png
"SCRREEEEEEETCHROWROWAAARRROAARRR!"*
*"So why do you think ATPG is lying about his role Sasaki? I'm voting for you to tie it up until you give a reason why Bowser is not who he says he is. vote: Sasaki"
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 2 (Lord Winter, Khazaar)
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 5 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn)
Beefy187
04-10-2009, 12:27
To defend ATPGs villainess, there can't be any solid evidence in the first day.
Intuition or a very careful observation would be the answer why ATPG is not a villain.
If ATPG IS Bowser then I'd imagine he is probably pro-town power role. I'd hope that he has some kind of protection, but there is also the factor that ATPG wouldn't be able to keep his role to himself even if he wanted to....:inquisitive:
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 13:10
Bowser betrayed our trust.. even after we protected him..
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Certainly, and Sasaki has not shamelessly attacked a random villain of this host..
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Though we must listen to neither! But I believe there is now only one or the other who shall be tortured!
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Oh... What if they are both evil? Should we really be a part of this?
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Will you let them think that we are weak? We must show that we are actively for the evil cause!
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It is not necessary for us to vote, and neither have convinced us entirely of their goodness!
Why should we be responsible for either's death?
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I believe this last head is filled with sense, somewhat!
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I suppose it's all settled then, our neutrality.. you won't hear from me..
Did one of your heads just admit to having a neutral role? :laugh4:
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 13:35
Man world ending spells are messy, hey bowser sorry mate but i kinda blew out your windows... I had no idea you were a twighlight fan:inquisitive:
You lot do realise that first day lynches rarely ever work?
White_eyes:D
04-10-2009, 13:46
Man world ending spells are messy, hey bowser sorry mate but i kinda blew out your windows... I had no idea you were a twighlight fan:inquisitive:
You lot do realise that first day lynches rarely ever work?
Someone who have never seen the Mafia game "The Capitalist Commie":yes:
"If Sasaki won't reveal the truth......then he can die for all I care....." *Closes eyes, deep in thought*
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 13:47
I did say Rarely.
seireikhaan
04-10-2009, 13:48
Do not bother with bowser. I shall deal with him tonight. Lynching him would be pointless- he will die regardless.
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 13:51
Right and our kill ratio is exemplary, seriously if we cant even kill, a bunch of teens/blue hedgehog/fat plumber/ambiguous adventurers, what makes you think you can kill a ten ton death turtle.
seireikhaan
04-10-2009, 13:54
Right and our kill ratio is exemplary, seriously if we cant even kill, a bunch of teens/blue hedgehog/fat plumber/ambiguous adventurers, what makes you think you can kill a ten ton death turtle.
Hehe. You have the gall to compare yourself to me? You shall die after him.
White_eyes:D
04-10-2009, 13:54
Because his ten foot long sword, that can cut thru Soild steel would beg to differ:eyebrows:
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 13:58
Hehe. You have the gall to compare yourself to me? You shall die after him.
All flash and no substance. Must I remind you that you died after your last battle and I survived? Or has losing to a screaming emo teen given you brain damage?
Yoyoma1910
04-10-2009, 15:57
Who to vote: for, I don't know.
Magic finger round you go!
When it stop the name it gives
Is not a man, but a LittleGrizzly.
Now I must hurry off and dash,
Do not be hurt that you were the catch.
Likely tomorrow all will change,
But today I vote: LittleGrizzly's name.
Quintus.JC
04-10-2009, 16:01
We cannot afford to cast out any evil among us.
Antivote: Taka
By his recent track record, I'm convinced that he is in fact evil so he stays.
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter, Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
We cannot afford to cast out any evil among us.
Antivote: Taka
By his recent track record, I'm convinced that he is in fact evil so he stays.
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter, Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
:laugh4:
thats the 2nd post in this thread thats made me crack up :laugh4:
Quintus.JC
04-10-2009, 16:10
:laugh4:
thats the 2nd post in this thread thats made me crack up :laugh4:
No sir, I was being serious. :stare:
Yes, Taka will live to be evil for another day. :thumbsup:
White_eyes:D
04-10-2009, 16:11
We cannot afford to cast out any evil among us.
Antivote: Taka
By his recent track record, I'm convinced that he is in fact evil so he stays.
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 3 (Taka, AVSM, Split)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter, Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Is he messing with the tally???:inquisitive: or are we allowed to do that???:book: (If he is messing with the tally....he should be WOG for Bolding it....:whip:)
Quintus.JC
04-10-2009, 16:13
I haven't caused as much controversy as this on day one since Lunar Whales, seems that Chaotix has got a hold on me. :sweatdrop:
Vote stays
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 16:15
Well if the host counts it we can assume QJC's ability is to anit-vote.
White_eyes:D
04-10-2009, 16:16
If your messing with the tally.....then you shouldn't.....most hosts would WOG for that...*cough* Khaan *cough* (but really.....fix it....The tally well get messed up...)
Diana Abnoba
04-10-2009, 16:16
Hey all you losers get out of my way. I'm looking for my dad, he's big with a hard shell and long claws. He's very handsome like me, and bad :daisy: too.
Vote: abstain for now, busy finding my dad(king koopa).
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 16:17
Try ATPG.
Quintus.JC
04-10-2009, 16:18
If your messing with the tally.....then you shouldn't.....most hosts would WOG for that...*cough* Khaan *cough* (but really.....fix it....The tally well get messed up...)
Let me confirm, the tally is correct. :bow:
Must preserve evil.
"GROWWWRRRRaarrrSCREEEEETTTCCHH!"*
*My super-nintendo knowlege is teh SuX0R
Splitpersonality
04-10-2009, 17:00
Vote: Abstain
I think i've proved my point, I've no qualms with anyone else here...
I trust you all had a pleasant chat without me?
Tally
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 2 (Taka, AVSM)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter, Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Jolt- 1 (Ares)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 6 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn, Split)
LittleGrizzly
04-10-2009, 17:27
umm.. err.. Grr! an im evil an all that... Grr!
His errm evilness has been consumed by general matters of evil making thus he has been unable to seek out the anti evil that hides among us...
Ill vote for an evil abstain for the moment...
Vote Abstain
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 17:57
GWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
http://themushroomkingdom.net/images/smrpg_bowser.gif
ARE YOU FOOLS STILL TRYING TO KILL ME??? *snarls* You really have no idea who you're dealing with, do ya? I'm the baddest Koopa that ever lived. I'm a hundred times more evil than all the rest of you ingrates put together! I could crush you all like bugs, and don't think I won't, either! I'm just biding my time until I can figure out which of you wears red overalls at night and runs around trying to fix drain pipes! Once this "HERO" among us has been found, no more mister Nice Bowser!
Let's see... just how am I going to brutalize all of you??? I have ever so many was of unleashing the wrath of Koopa. *rummages through his war chest* How about... one of THESE???
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/3/31/Chomp.PNG/180px-Chomp.PNG
I'll swing one of these babies around and bash your little heads in!!! But that's not enough...
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/d6eb9fdde2bc2eea.jpgIf you heard how bad I was in Super Mario Bros, you'd know that the Hammer Brothers have nothing on me! I can fire up to seven hammers at once! I'll smash you all good!
If that doesn't work, I'll whip my Spiked Link at your faces, followed closely by Mario himself, with my Hurly Gloves! And best of all, I can smash you to bits with my powerful Drill Claw! I'm ordinarily quite indestructible (note how many times I've survived being tossed in lava) but I'm wearing specially-made, hand-crafted Lazy Shell armor, and doubly protected by the Quartz Charm! As if that weren't enough, this Star Rod has all the powers of the 7 magic wands combined, and I've got all 120 power stars...
You chumps are wasting your time trying to kill me, but I can see my clever wit is wasted on you. Apparently the only thing which will get it through your thick skulls is a demonstration of my awesome power....
o dear, pizza eating bowsers back.............
Sasaki Kojiro
04-10-2009, 18:11
hmm, if Pizza dies then it'll be justice for his annoying font and pictures. If I die then I don't have to read it anymore...
HA! THE LITTLEY GRIZZ! HES AS INNOCENT AS MARIO WEDGED INTO A GUILLOTINED METAL!
I wish you a bye and declare you a spy
of the crazy!
unvote
voty: little grizzle
Tally
SasakT- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
Aity- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
SplitpersonaliPG - 2 (Taka, AVSM)
Little grizzln - 2 (yoyoma1910, ares)
Takn- 1 (Lord Winter, Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Gleny - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstaia - 7 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn, Split, little grizzly)
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 18:29
hmm, if Pizza dies then it'll be justice for his annoying font and pictures. If I die then I don't have to read it anymore...
BWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!! Sounds like we have a volunteer! I haven't seen anything from you which shows your commitment to EVIL. There's no room for you in the Koopa Troop!
Sasaki Kojiro
04-10-2009, 18:35
True evil doesn't strut around, it strikes when you are least expecting.
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 18:37
Like this! *Freezes Bowsers mouth shut*
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 18:41
*flamethrower melts the "ice" and burns Greyblades to a crisp.*
True evil is so big and bad that it doesn't need to sneak around! I could tell you all exactly what my true power is, and there's NOTHING you can do about it!!!
That's why I'm the biggest villain of them all. None of you are smarter, brawnier, or more powerful with magic! I'm the greatest! Bwah hah hah hah.... My only weakness is how handsome I am! I just can't stop staring at myself.
Hey, Lakitu! I'm ready for my close up! Get a shot of these pearly white fangs!
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 18:48
*The ashes scatter into the wind to reform back on the other side of the hall* More powerful magic eh? *summons black hole behind bowser and laughs while he barely manages to keep from being sucked in*
That last tally makes my head hurt. If you can´t speak properly because you´re from some backwater universe please refrain from updating it. Or even better, have one of the eggbots do it for you...
Tally
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 2 (Taka, AVSM)
Little grizzly - 2 (yoyoma1910, ares)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter, Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 7 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn, Split, little grizzly)
Who are all this people? And why that one is shouting?
vote: Abstain
Need to look around.
Tally
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, ATPG, Boudica)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Splitpersonality - 2 (Taka, AVSM)
Little grizzly - 2 (yoyoma1910, ares)
Taka- 1 (Lord Winter, Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Greyblades, Glenn, Split, little grizzly, Olavi)
Lord Winter
04-10-2009, 21:23
Unvote: Taka
Vote: ATPG
Blek! Your font gives me a headache. Not to mention that I know you'll stay around where Saskii may leave if he's lynched.
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 21:32
Vote: sasaki So far ATPG has made himself out as a valuable role whereas sasaki hasnt.
A Very Super Market
04-10-2009, 21:33
NEVERMIND!!!!
Nyaaaaa!
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 21:35
Huh?
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 21:40
unvote: Sasaki
vote: LittleGrizzly
Bowser likes to CRUSH the weakling cowards known as LURKERS!!!
Greyblades
04-10-2009, 21:43
Its times like this which make me wonder whether players are realy ignorent to their impending lynches or are just trying to throw us off.
Lord Winter
04-10-2009, 21:45
I wash my hands of this lynch. Both players deserve better, nethier has done anything scummy. Instead, I would rather lynch a lurker. I've been in too many end games that have been convoluted by lurkers.
Unvote: ATPG
Vote: LittleGrizzly
A Very Super Market
04-10-2009, 21:48
GAH!
You guys keep changine your votes before I do. Forget it.
/grumbles
PershsNhpios
04-10-2009, 21:51
We cannot tell if Sasaki is evil or not!
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No! But would we not prefer him to Bowser on our side?
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Yes, considering either has the same possibility of being a hero, isn't it best that we choose the more intelligble one?
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I believe these last three heads are filled with sense!
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Stop saying that! Vote!
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Vote: ATPG
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That is my task alone! Unvote: Abstain Vote: ATPG
A Very Super Market
04-10-2009, 21:56
OKAY, NOW I VOTE
Unvote: Split
Vote: Sasaki
Blah, blah blah, tie, tie, tie...
Had no clue this was so RPing'd.
In any case.
What's all this ruckus about? Here I was trying to be on my own and now these deaths! I'm sure this was all just to disturb me! Anyways, back to eating garlic...
Vote: Abstain
Askthepizzaguy
04-10-2009, 23:19
ROAR!! KEEP UP ON THE TALLY!!! And recheck mine, please; I don't know how to count.
Sasaki- 6 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, AVSM)
ATPG- 6 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo, Glenn)
Little grizzly - 4 (yoyoma1910, ares, ATPG, Lord Winter)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)
HAHA! YOUR ALL AS DEAD AS BREAD! DEAD AS BREAD I TELL YOU! BREAD WITH DEAD HAM IN IT! :laugh4:
Sasaki Kojiro
04-11-2009, 00:07
Atpg, knowing the town loves ties, has clearly unvoted with the intention of breaking the tie in his favor if it comes to that at the deadline. However, this will be his undoing if he follows through with it. Therefore, whether you believe him to be townie or to be mafia, you should vote for him, as his death is already certain. Ergo, concordantly, vis a vis ipso facto, QED.
Askthepizzaguy
04-11-2009, 00:21
Atpg, knowing the town loves ties, has clearly unvoted with the intention of breaking the tie in his favor if it comes to that at the deadline. However, this will be his undoing if he follows through with it. Therefore, whether you believe him to be townie or to be mafia, you should vote for him, as his death is already certain. Ergo, concordantly, vis a vis ipso facto, QED.HAH! You're so smart, and being a fellow Handsome Green dude, I would rather not have to crush you like a bug. But sometimes, you assume too much...
P.S.-
ROAR!!!
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 00:30
Hmm. We would like to hear more about that certainty of death, wouldn't we?
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I do believe it!
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Yes, Sasaki, why is it that his death is certain? Why should he die? Why would it be his undoing if you die?
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Yes, ask such questions.. this rattles me!
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Yes! Let us ask this way; Unvote: ATPG Vote: Sasaki Why is it certain?
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 00:33
Sasaki- 7 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, AVSM, Glenn)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Little grizzly - 4 (yoyoma1910, ares, ATPG, Lord Winter)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)
Bah! Now is when your arrogant impregnation stops! I do not have time to taste rotten eggs like you!
A Very Super Market
04-11-2009, 00:36
Hee, hee!
Unvote: Sasaki
Vote: ATPG
Sasaki- 6 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, Glenn)
ATPG- 6 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo, AVSM)
Little grizzly - 4 (yoyoma1910, ares, ATPG, Lord Winter)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)
unvote
votM:AVSe
I do not have time for a drawled pulp like you! I don't have time to smell foul roses like you either, stop filling the trash and making me look at your hunger! SNACK ON MY WRATH!
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 00:43
Yes, it was obvious that he would try to keep a tie..
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Yes, but answer this; why would a villain want two possibly evil villains dead at once?
If we are unsure of their goodness; why would we want to torture both?
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We are onto something! Only a good hero would ask for two villains to die, when one was enough..
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Speak! Usurper! Why will you want two dead when we have no proof of either's goodness?
Unvote: Sasaki Vote: AVSM
LittleGrizzly
04-11-2009, 00:59
I think its a bit early to start declaring people lurkers... my activity will pick back up after the weekend im just a little busy...
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 01:03
Sasaki- 5 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades)
ATPG- 6 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo, AVSM)
Little grizzly - 3 (yoyoma1910, ATPG, Lord Winter)
A Very Super Market - 2 (Ares, Glenn)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)
A Very Super Market
04-11-2009, 01:05
I seek nothing more than to annoy people!!
You are both now properly ignored, right?
As of now, I can no longer keep a tie going, unless....
Unvote: ATPG
TTTTTTTIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!
No, but really, I'm sick of it as well. You don't seem to care to much about lynching Sasaki, if you're that willing to vote for me. In any case, he is too incomprehensible to keep alive. ATPG, on the other hand, is amusing to watch lumber around...
BAHAHEEEEEEEEEE
Vote: Sasaki
Sasaki- 6 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, AVSM)
ATPG- 5 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo)
Little grizzly - 3 (yoyoma1910, ATPG, Lord Winter)
AVSM- 2 (Ares, Glenn)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)
Greyblades
04-11-2009, 01:09
Well I would rather lynch Sasaki than ATPG mainly because Sasaki hasn't actualy done much.
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 01:11
We are not convinced of anyone's heroism.
Lord Winter
04-11-2009, 01:13
Well I would rather lynch Sasaki than ATPG mainly because Sasaki hasn't actualy done much.
It's round one, Sasski will be important latter on in the game.
Askthepizzaguy
04-11-2009, 01:14
unvote, vote: Askthepizzaguy
Sasaki has yet to prove himself as a truly evil character. But I'm always looking for a good rumble. I'll take on all of you weaklings at once. Come and get me, cowards!
I'll stomp all of you flat at once. Who wants to face me? Step right up, test your strength, I'll even spot you the first shot. Anyone who doesn't vote for me is a puny, miserable, craven little coward!!!!
Greyblades
04-11-2009, 01:15
It's round one, Sasski will be important latter on in the game.
And you would know that... how?
Lord Winter
04-11-2009, 01:18
It's Saski, look at his track record. He's a very good player who ends up driving the town effort most games.
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 01:27
We wish that he would act more like villain, and not spoil the mood with drought-like sarcasm.
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Indeed, no one needs be silly and over do it, but it is more enjoyable if everyone quietly acts and speaks for themselves!
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I would agree to that, but I believe that the more pressing is the problem that we have little reason to lynch anyone; and most villains here have failed to utter a vote!
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They will in time..
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I hope so!
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Meanwhile, I believe we should utter less...
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I will stop if you do!
A Very Super Market
04-11-2009, 01:29
Or killing everyone, oh great sufferer of tunnel vision.
Sasaki's as practical as drizzled lettuce! No jibba-jabba when I smell his petal farm I believe myself is reassured
Splitpersonality
04-11-2009, 01:57
It appears to be 8:56 in the time of Chaotix (and myself)
Weren't things supposed to wrap up at about 8? >_>
Sorry I'm so late- I got dragged out on a road trip and just got back home. Day One has ended, write up soon to follow.
White_eyes:D
04-11-2009, 02:10
It's a tie.....:juggle2:
Greyblades
04-11-2009, 02:10
Edit: didnt see AVSM's tally, disregard.
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 02:12
Should they both be villains, we call boasting rights.
A Very Super Market
04-11-2009, 02:18
Hey, it wasn't even my fault for the tie this time.
Since only a person like me could decide such an important vote, I shall decide against fat turtles!
Unvote: Vote: ATPG
Edit: Kidding! :laugh3: Not that it mattered, since I destroy turtles every day!
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 03:09
What has happened to Eggman?
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We are anxious to see the torture!
- I'm assuming AVSM's tally to be correct, and added ATPG's self vote onto it. I would recheck myself, but I'm late as it is and want to get the night phase started. It's a tie anyway:
Sasaki- 6 (Shinseikhaan, Gobbledygook, YLC, Boudica, greyblades, AVSM)
ATPG- 6 (Captain Blackadder, Sasaki Kojiro, pevergreen, shlin28, Ichigo, ATPG)
Little grizzly - 3 (yoyoma1910, ATPG, Lord Winter)
AVSM- 2 (Ares, Glenn)
Splitpersonality - 1 (Taka)
Glenn - 1 (Beefy187)
Taka- 0 (Khazaar) [QJC - 1]
Abstain - 8 (Reenk, GH, White_Eyes:D, Split, little grizzly, Olavi, Jolt, Diana)
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At the end of the first day, the Council of Villains had come up with two suspects to lynch, but couldn’t decide between them. Also notable was the fact that several villains didn’t vote, or even proclaim that they abstained from the vote. Dr. Eggman and Ganondorf themselves were curiously absent. This left Bowser to control the Council himself- and as he would have it- everyone would have to check in each day to vote or abstain. There would be no tolerance for lazy, pasta- eating slackers. Bowser had enough of those to deal with already.
But because he was being his normal tyrannical self, Bowser managed to make a great many enemies on the first day. He was one of the two top lynch candidates, even as he continued to spout insults to all of his peers. His chief accuser, General RAAM of the Locust, was the other. The screaming match between the two continued…
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/GeneralRAAM.jpg
“Gwahahar! This is laughable! Do you really think I, the Koopa King, the baddest of all baddies, the most villainous of all villains, could possibly be a traitor to the Council? I’m one of the leaders of this Council! Don’t make me burn you to a crisp.”
“MY ONLY LEADER IS THE LOCUST QUEEN,” replied RAAM in his booming voice, which was quite possibly as booming and definitely more capitalized then the Koopa King’s himself. “YOU ARE TRYING TO USURP THIS COUNCIL. MY ORDERS ARE TO CRUSH ALL USURPERS. CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!!”
“Bwahaha! You’re more of a drone then a Goomba! But I’ll play your game for the time being. Here’s the deal: let’s flip this Bowser coin I’ve got here.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/BowserCoin.jpg
“If it lands on my beautiful face, then YOU, RAAM, can be the one to take me down personally. Otherwise, it’s time for some crispy barbecued Locust! Gwahahahar! What do you say, friend?”
“THIS METHOD OF JUDGEMENT IS ACCEPTABLE.”
And with that (http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/12306), Bowser flipped the coin, forgetting to realize that, in his own vanity, he had minted his face on both sides of the Koopa kurrency. The result was obvious.
Seeing the result, RAAM let out a booming laugh. He grasped the massive Troika minigun that had been slung over his back and began firing relentlessly at Bowser, who was less than ten yards away.
Bowser, as fast a turtle-like-creature possibly could, slid into his shell, and the steady stream of bullets merely bounced off of his shell. From inside the shell, Bowser’s taunts could still be heard through a muffled voice:
“Bwahaha! Is that the best you can do? Old Kammy Koopa hits harder than that. I’m practically invincible inside this shell. Nobody can harm me, not as long as I stay as awesome as I am now!”
And then, the giant, spiked shell began spinning, faster and faster. Suddenly, when all that could be seen was a green blur, the shell shot out towards the still frustratedly firing RAAM, striking him square in the chest. RAAM went flying towards the wall of the Council Chamber, striking it with a dull thud.
The villains all looked at RAAM, lying in a crumpled heap against the wall. Miraculously, he got up roaring and as powerful as ever, this time drawing a giant Boomshot, and firing its explosive ammunition straight at Bowser, still inside his shell.
This time, it was Bowser who went flying, bouncing off of the chamber walls at odd angles. The shell finally came to a rest at RAAM’s feet. Bowser slid out of it, apparently completely unharmed. Quick as a Yoshi, he shot out a claw and grasped RAAM by the neck, lifting him off of his feet. With his other claw, he crushed the Boomshot that RAAM was holding.
“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRR! Listen to me, you oversized gray turd. You can’t kill me. Got it? So stop trying already. I should crush your skull in my claws right now, but you’ve proved yourself to be a true villain in my book. I’ll let you live… for now.”
With that, he hurled RAAM back into the wall, and stormed out of the Council Chamber.
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Alive: 38
A Very Super Market
AntiWarManCake88
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Jolt
Beefy187
Glenn
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Yoyoma1910
white_eyes:D
boudica
Reenk Roink
Greyblades
Quintus.JC
777Ares777
shlin28
taka
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
YLC
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
El Diablo
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
Lord Winter
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Sasaki Kojiro
navarro951
Ichigo
GeneralHankerchief
Sazon123
Sernoserbo
Bl4ckReaper
TheMarioKarters
llf829
General Specific
Dead: 0
Day One has ended.
Night One now begins.
Please pm all night actions to me. Night One show be ending in around 20 hours from now, as I want to make up for time lost.
Greyblades
04-11-2009, 03:29
Dang it, and I had bet 200 on the turtle too...
Askthepizzaguy
04-11-2009, 03:41
DO YOU GET IT NOW, FOOLS??? BWAHAHAHAA!!!! I'm not only the baddest of them all, you cannot destroy me that way! My brilliant plan succeeded; absolutely no evil power roles were destroyed today. So thank your lucky stars that I am here to save you from yourselves.
Obviously this General RAAM is almost a tenth as bad as me, so he deserved to live too. You fools were running around like a Wiggler with its head stomped in! Here's a record of our insane voting round:
Sasaki abstains- 144
YLC abstains- 145
pevergreen votes Sasaki- 147
greyblades abstains- 150
ATPG votes Sasaki- 154
Reenk abstains- 155
Blackadder votes ATPG- 161
Khaan votes Sasaki- 162
Ares votes YLC- 164
Glenn votes Blackadder- 168
Sasaki votes ATPG- 174
YLC votes Ares- 176
Glenn unvotes, votes White_eyes- 177
White_eyes votes YLC- 179
White_eyes unvotes, votes Glenn- 186
SP votes Sasaki- 188
Glenn unvotes- 189
GH abstains- 194
WE unvotes- 195
SP unvotes- 197
Ares unvotes, votes Jolt- 198
LW votes YLC- 200
LW unvotes, votes Ares- 202
ATPG unvotes, votes Glenn- 203
LW unvotes, votes Taka- 208
ATPG unvotes, votes Taka- 211
SP votes Taka- 215
ATPG unvotes, votes Jolt- 223
SP unvotes- 226
ATPG unvotes, votes Taka- 227
Gobbledy votes Sasaki- 234
Beefy votes SP- 236
Taka votes SP- 237
Glenn votes Taka- 240
AVSM votes SP- 242
Beefy unvotes- 243
SP votes Taka- 244
AVSM unvotes, votes Sasaki- 246
Beefy votes Glenn- 247
ATPG unvotes, votes SP- 252
AVSM unvotes, votes SP- 254
SP votes SP, 255
YLC unvotes, votes Sasaki- 256
ATPG unvotes, votes Taka- 257
Glenn unvotes- 264
ATPG unvotes, votes Sasaki- 266
pevergreen unvotes, votes ATPG- 267
shlin abstains- 289
shlin votes ATPG- 292
Khazaar votes Taka- 296
Ichigo votes Sasaki- 303
Ichigo unvotes, votes ATPG- 305
boudica votes Sasaki- 310
Yoyoma votes LG- 323
QJC ANTIVOTES TAKA- 324
Diana Abstains- 331
SP abstains- 335
LG abstains- 336
Ares unvotes, votes LG- 340
Olavi abstains- 347
Lord Winter unvotes, votes ATPG- 348
Greyblades votes Sasaki- 349
ATPG unvotes Sasaki, votes LG- 352
Lord Winter unvotes, votes LG- 354
Glenn votes ATPG- 356
AVSM unvotes, votes Sasaki- 357
Jolt abstains- 328
Glenn unvotes, votes Sasaki- 363
AVSM unvotes, votes ATPG- 366
Ares unvotes, votes AVSM- 367
Glenn unvotes, votes AVSM- 368
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AVSM unvotes, votes Sasaki- 371
ATPG unvotes, votes ATPG- 375
Jolt unvotes, votes ATPG- 387Clearly you so-called "evil villains" need leadership. That's why I am here, to get you guys in line. Shape up, or I'll personally hurl you out of this council, and make you an enemy of the Koopa Troop! Now, our most villainous allies should know precisely what to do about RAAM. He's not the one we're after. So lay off of him! And let the "heroes" come for him... surely RAAM can take care of himself. My commitment to awesomeness has already been shown with my unstoppable battling ability. Anyone else want to take a shot at me? Come closer, weaklings... I'll bring you into my own personal fortress of pain and agony...
Koopa Troop! Be on alert! The cowardly "heroes" strike tonight. I've got a few moves for them myself, should they try anything incredibly dumb.
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/BowserFace02-1.png
Bowser out, losers!
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 03:43
What?
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How?
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Unfair..
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I had guessed..
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Yes, but it's rather impractical..
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Don't we have bragging rights now?
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Not really, I do not believe that they exist
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Why would you exercise such a right anyway?
Greyblades
04-11-2009, 03:46
I bet 300 coins that one of them gets night killed.
Clearly RAAM is a loser when he can't even kill a regular turtle. No true villain is a true villain if they can't kill fat turtles!
Askthepizzaguy
04-11-2009, 04:23
You want a piece of me, puny one? BWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH....
Greyblades
04-11-2009, 04:31
Do I have to use the plumber with a fetish line?
Diana Abnoba
04-11-2009, 05:05
I told you my dad was a bad :daisy: , and if you puny guys try to kill my dad again you'll have to deal with me also. I'm almost as tough as my dad, and I'll crush you (he says with a grin).
[continues scribbling, and eating cookies]
What a waste of perfectly good votes, not killing people doesn´t seem real badass to me...
We better stop with this compassion nonsense if we want to kill the imposters.
Askthepizzaguy
04-11-2009, 10:17
What a waste of perfectly good votes, not killing people doesn´t seem real badass to me...
We better stop with this compassion nonsense if we want to kill the imposters.
Sounds like we have another volunteer! Not happy we didn't kill one or both EVIL people who got tied? Whine, whine, whine, mister HERO!!! I'm the most evil of them all, I'm bombastic, I'm bodacious, I'm brilliant and brawny, and I'm the boss when it comes to badassery!
Would you prefer either Sasaki or myself get destroyed? Hmmm? Especially when it seems clear that one of us can't be destroyed by a lynch, thus effectively rendering that fine, handsome specimen clearly EVIL? Or how about Sasaki, the only one of you bad enough to attempt to take me on?
You must learn the value of patience. Coming from me, that's saying a lot! Now, let's wait for Sasaki to show up and tell me how wrong I am for saving his life, and that it is somehow better for town if he dies, because Sasaki is always right and I am always wrong! :laugh4:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I'd be interested to hear your suggestions on who we destroy. Please, enlighten us. Since we have no murders and no clues yet, and we have all the pro-EVIL roles left alive, and we got to see how people behaved under pressure all last round, I'd say we are doing marvelously well. The whole of the Koopa Troop is still alive, and that seems pretty badass to me.
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/2.jpg
I wasn´t talking to you, stupid! But I should have known that you feel compelled to answer nonetheless. Who to kill? Why anybody, for all I know anyone could be it! How bout you, you smell like raw sewage Mr Plumber! Or maybe its just your breath...
For the time beeing, why don´t you go back to that room full of goldcoins and have a swim. You like shiny things, right?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Askthepizzaguy
04-11-2009, 11:00
BWAHAHAHAA!!! I found Darth Vader!!! So obvious that's a Darth Vader reference. Of course, only a genius evil tyrant such as myself could possibly figure that out; all you numbskulls are too slow!
Now, Khazaar, what was that you were saying about me being a plumber??? Apparently, I'm not the only one here who doesn't know how to read. Seems the glorious writeup which proves I'm both lynch-immune AND Bowser went over your head. Being so puny, it makes sense that things would go over your head!
Call me a plumber one more time. I dare ya!!!
PershsNhpios
04-11-2009, 11:04
Wait! Did Darth Vader say that?
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No, I don't believe he did..
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Truly, Luke Skywalker cried out, "No!", not Darth Vader.
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And Luke Skywalker was a hero...
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Luke Skywalker is a hero!
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Tsk tsk tsk..
He does not understand... I refuse to explain it to him.
:turtle:<---- Me riding the turtle
Askthepizzaguy
04-11-2009, 11:12
Bwahahahaa! Here's proof (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE) that Vader said it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an empire to run and hordes of underlings to manage.
NOOOOOOOOOO! I need the souls! I need the souls!!!
:inquisitive:
All who denies me the souls shall die... eventually.
Quintus.JC
04-11-2009, 14:22
What?
:inquisitive:
How?
:dizzy2:
Dang
:sweatdrop:
I hate being a minor villain....
Captain Blackadder
04-11-2009, 14:59
What?
:inquisitive:
How?
:dizzy2:
Dang
:sweatdrop:
I hate being a minor villain....
Trust me its worse being an anti-hero for gods sake I am not really a villian by the end I save my nemesis life
Sometimes blue eats my soul and I eat watered blueberries, but when red covers my eyes I go crazy.
Greyblades
04-11-2009, 15:58
The shell finally came to a rest at RAAM’s feet. Bowser slid out of it, apparently completely unharmed.
AHHHH!!! The mental pictures!!!
Oh god the horror the horror!!!
:P
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
04-11-2009, 16:00
WHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU PEOPLE ARE WEAKLINGS! LONG LIVE THE EVIL PEOPLE :CLOWN:
Splitpersonality
04-11-2009, 17:23
Minor villain? At least you're not brought back from the dead every time they need to tie together a damn plot, I'm in more games than 2 of my sons, who are the main villains!
navarro951
04-11-2009, 21:26
The Arbiter pulls out his elite sword....
"Bah! I should slay you with this and see if you come back from the dead!"
Still waiting for a number of pms.... so far I have received four, and there are a lot more roles with night actions than that, believe me. If you have a night action and aren't going to use it, I would ask that you also pm me just so I can keep track of you. This phase will go on for another hour or two to round up the stragglers, but then I must move on.
Alright, I waited and didn't receive anything. I'm beginning the Night One write-up now.
"SCREEEETCCHHROoowwWAAAOOOOOOAARRRR!!!"*
*"Meh - Bank Holiday Weekend maybe..."
My awesomeness will death prevention me!
I HAVE FURY!
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 01:24
Can I ask just what universe this Ares character is from? He sounds like Chaos or something, but I know better than to make assumptions from his roleplaying. Err... I mean...
ROAR!!! I'm the greatest villain of them all! I'm badder than the baddest baddie who ever.... did.... bad things. Bad I tells ya! And my green shell is cooler than your ugly faces! BWAH HAH HAH!!!!
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Can I ask just what universe this Ares character is from? He sounds like Chaos or something, but I know better than to make assumptions from his roleplaying. Err... I mean...
Who would that be? ~;)
Beefy187
04-12-2009, 01:41
Can I ask just what universe this Ares character is from? He sounds like Chaos or something, but I know better than to make assumptions from his roleplaying. Err... I mean...
ROAR!!! I'm the greatest villain of them all! I'm badder than the baddest baddie who ever.... did.... bad things. Bad I tells ya! And my green shell is cooler than your ugly faces! BWAH HAH HAH!!!!
I cast black magics just for fun... I'm pretty sure I'm more bad then you are...
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 01:45
Bah! I'll drop a Bob-Omb on this entire council in a minute if I don't get answers! You! And You! Come with me, and don't struggle, or I'll smash you like I did to Smithy!
*pulls Beefy and Ares aside*
PershsNhpios
04-12-2009, 01:46
I speak for eight!
We want the night results! We cannot wait about all evening!
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 01:49
Bah! I'll drop a Bob-Omb on this entire council in a minute if I don't get answers!
Theres about 20-30 of us and 1 of you. Feeling lucky punk?
...Im sorry, I shall never insult the punks again
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 01:53
Theres about 20-30 of us and 1 of you. Feeling lucky punk?
...Im sorry, I shall never insult the punks again
*Snatches one of the Grey Blades and twists it into a pretzel*
I can do that to you, and all the rest of you, one at a time, or all at once. I'm not only feeling lucky, I'm feeling... unstoppable!!!
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/10835-Star_large-1.png
A hundred and twenty of THESE babies will DO THAT, you know! Plus I got someone protecting me.
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 01:55
I was kinda talking about the rest of the counsel but... *uses magic to turn the metal underneath bowser to lava*
Around midnight, a dark figure strode out of his room and began walking down the corridors of the newly-built residential quarter of Eggman’s massive laboratory. He stopped outside one of the larger rooms. There was, coming from inside, a snore so loud that it could be heard all down the hallway. The being raised his hand to the door… and it was blown off of its hinges by a powerful magical force.
The door struck Bowser square in the face as he lay on his back, sound asleep. With an angry growl, he leapt up and bathed the silhouetted figure in the doorway in flames, lighting up his face.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/Sephiroth.jpg
The fire failed to faze him, however, and he merely creased his mouth in a twisted smile (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SondXLF9HOs). The warrior drew his ten foot long blade, and spoke.
“Hello, Bowser. I’ve come here to finish what that fool General RAAM started. Despite his pitiful weakness, he was right about you. There’s something wrong with the way you attempt to rule over all the villains… I’m going to end this “traitor” problem right here, along with your life!”
“Gwahahar! You woke me up in the middle of the night… for this? Maybe you didn’t realize that if I was the killer, I’d be out killing someone right now? Bring it on, pretty boy! I’ll tear your hair to shreds!”
The warrior raised his blade, and swiftly brought it down, but it was stopped halfway. Bowser held the sword between his hands, and the two were locked in a battle of pure strength, until a roar was heard from the other end of the hallway. A very familiar roar…
Bowser and his challenger ceased their fighting, and rushed over to the source of the noise. There, in the middle of the hallway, was General RAAM, cleaved in two, lying in a pool of his own blood.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/GeneralRAAM-2.jpg
His last words, as they drew closer, were, “Be… behind you, Ground-walkers… at the other end… there are… more…” As the life faded from his eyes, the two villains turned the other way to see bluish lights at the corner turning in to the next corridor.
The two villains hurried back, and saw another, clad in a yellow cap and purple overalls, running as fast as his stubby legs would carry him.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/Wario.jpg
But again they were too late. Before they could reach Wario, he was struck by a massive jolt of lightning, presumably by an unseen assailant around the corner. By the time they reached Wario, he had been thoroughly electrocuted, and the assassin was nowhere to be found.
It appears that the Council of Villains will have more to worry about than a single traitor…
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Alive: 36
A Very Super Market
AntiWarManCake88
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Beefy187
Glenn
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Yoyoma1910
white_eyes:D
boudica
Reenk Roink
Greyblades
Quintus.JC
777Ares777
shlin28
taka
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
YLC
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
El Diablo
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
Lord Winter
spL1tp3r50naL1ty
navarro951
Ichigo
GeneralHankerchief
Sazon123
Sernoserbo
Bl4ckReaper
TheMarioKarters
llf829
General Specific
Dead: 2
Sasaki Kojiro
Jolt
Day Two Begins.
It will end approximately 24 hours from now, but I may be a little late- I am going to be gone most of tomorrow.
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 02:01
So it seems khaan is more likely to be serfo...serofer... that white haired pretty boy; he did say he was going to kill ATPG.
Beefy187
04-12-2009, 02:01
I take it bowsers immune to night kills as well.
Also bowser didn't go out to kill so his definitely innocent.
Lets start with killer of wario. Who uses lightning?
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 02:06
The only lightning man I can think of, well I killed him myself years ago... Guess that rules him out.
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 02:09
I'm not stupid enough to use something so loud and obvious as a lightning bolt for assassinations when I have more efficient spells.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 02:10
First of all, I will personally CRUSH any of you who don't post! This is getting tiresome, and I HATE LURKERS!!! Next, You can waste your time all you like trying to destroy me, it won't work! How many times do I have to tell you???? ROOOOAAARRRR!!!! Third, I'm proven Evil through and through. That makes me the leader of this council. You will obey me, or my minions will crush you!!! Now, I want to know who you are, and I want to know NOW!!!
:verycool:
Sasaki Kojiro
04-12-2009, 02:11
Who attacked bowser and why did they break off fighting? Strange...hopefully ya'll will get down to some serious mafia hunting today.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 02:14
As the life faded from his eyes, the two villains turned the other way to see bluish lights at the corner turning in to the next corridor.
Bowser put on his thinking cap, and Bowser thinks that our... "HERO"... is that Mario-wannabe, Sonic the Hedgehog! Bluish lights, slicing RAAM in two... That sounds like a Sonic Spin!!!
I know this because my minions and I have battled Mario and Sonic, who happened to work together once or twice, in some non-canon stories.
However, the Koopster admits that this may not be accurate, and even if I were right, that doesn't help us much. Get back to work, minions!!!
Now, whoever attacked me, you'd better show yourself. You're working for us, aren't you???
Beefy187
04-12-2009, 02:18
Well Bowser and... Serfo was it? wasn't the one who killed Wario and RAAM, I think we can forget about the possibility of them being the traitor for now.
Judging from the set up of the game, 2 kills per night max sounds plausible. Maybe there is a vigilante or a SK who didn't send in the orders, but I think theres a good chance that both traitors are active.
Our leader, Chaotix did say something about not recieving orders, which suggests some lurkers do have a ability. However, I doubt its a killing ability.
GeneralHankerchief
04-12-2009, 02:20
Vote: ATPG
To cut down on my reading load.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 02:21
Vote: ATPG
To cut down on my reading load.
*Crushes GH with one foot*
Anyone else want to waste their votes? I'm INDESTRUCTIBLE!!! Bwahahaha....
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 02:21
Its Sephiroth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sephiroth_(Final_Fantasy)). Personally I think he Serikhaan and is vigilante
Edit: GH why are you voting the only confirmed villian?
Sasaki Kojiro
04-12-2009, 02:26
There are no confirmed villains or confirmed innocents.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 02:29
Question one: How would you know it is Shinseikhaan?
And two: Why would you reveal that publicly instead of in private? I think you'll make a nice meal for my Piranha Plants.
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 02:30
Ok I'll rephrase it: why is he voting the least likely player to be a mafia?
@ATPG
1: He said he would try to kill you
Do not bother with bowser. I shall deal with him tonight. Lynching him would be pointless- he will die regardless.
2: I'm a bored and careless person.
GeneralHankerchief
04-12-2009, 02:31
To cut down on my reading load. For all of ATPG's posts I see very little of value behind the green color and bolded Comic Sans MS.
seireikhaan
04-12-2009, 02:32
What a nuisance. It seems I must resort to other methods of removing this annoyance. Vote: Askthepizzaguy.
Sasaki Kojiro
04-12-2009, 02:35
So bowser says he is "indestructable". Well as we all know from video games, the bad guys are always killable, and it's the good guys who are hard to kill off. Ergo, concordantly, pizzaguy vis a vis should be lynched, ipso facto.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 02:36
You guys are rich! Bwahahaha... You can always put me on ignore. Besides, I can't break character! ROOOOAAARRR!!! So DEAL WITH IT wimps!!!
You want to waste another voting round, fine by me. The more you lynch me, the less you lynch our detective.
vote: Askthepizzaguy
Beefy187
04-12-2009, 02:36
What a nuisance. It seems I must resort to other methods of removing this annoyance. Vote: Askthepizzaguy.
I seriously doubt if he survived one lynch, he can't possibly be the traitor.
And he survived a possible night attack..
Though, surely he can't be completely immune to death
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 02:36
And the amounts of times the heros get killed and have to reload doesn't count?
Beefy187
04-12-2009, 02:38
So bowser says he is "indestructable". Well as we all know from video games, the bad guys are always killable, and it's the good guys who are hard to kill off. Ergo, concordantly, pizzaguy vis a vis should be lynched, ipso facto.
Bowser keeps on coming back as the series goes on.
Also, he is a playable character in Smash Brothers.
Bowser never technically dies. He just gets Smashed by Mario.
Lord Winter
04-12-2009, 02:39
Vote: SplitPersonality
For his erratic behavior yesterday.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 02:39
I seriously doubt if he survived one lynch, he can't possibly be the traitor.
And he survived a possible night attack..
Though, surely he can't be completely immune to death
I'm not immune to death, but YOU guys cannot kill me. Roar.... bwahaha... :no:
Sasaki Kojiro
04-12-2009, 02:39
And the amounts of times the heros get killed and have to reload doesn't count?
This is the point exactly...when you kill a villain, he dies. The hero gets to reload, which is what pizza guy has claimed, ergo he should be lynched.
Bowser keeps on coming back as the series goes on.
Also, he is a playable character in Smash Brothers.
Bowser never technically dies. He just gets Smashed by Mario.
I'll have to come up with a new way to rid my eyes of the annoying font :wall:
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 02:41
Bowser is a powerful creature who, if rumor serves me right, has been defeated many times before by a certain mustachio'd man.
I he survived his countless battles with this hero in his world, why not survive attacks from heros in this one?
Aside from this speculation, there is no other option thusfar that can be deemed credible.
Vote: Abstain
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 02:48
This is the point exactly...when you kill a villain, he dies. The hero gets to reload, which is what pizza guy has claimed, ergo he should be lynched.
Since I will never die that way, go ahead and lynch me again. And by the way:
No abstains! Vote for me, or pressure vote someone! Get back to work, minions!!! No slacking on the job, or I'll dunk you in magma!
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 03:02
Unvote: Abstain ; Vote: Shinseikhaan
Threatening our green, albeit annoying, leader eh? If you can't kill him at night, get him in the day with the rest of us, good plan hero.
Tally
ATPG 2 - (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Splitpersonality 1 - (lord winter)
Shinseikhaan 1 - (Splitpersonality)
Abstain 0
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 03:05
ROAR!!! In the interests of the puny ones, I, Bowser, King of the Koopas, have decided to remain in-character as I've been required to do, and still post and contribute, as all good EVIL turtles do, but because of the fragile sensibilities of the weaklings, I will be spoilering my thoughts so you can scroll right past them, eyesore-free!!!
I'm just such a generous guy. Aren't I the greatest? You guys are just so lucky to have me around. BWAHAHAHA!!!
AND FIX YOUR TALLY!!! GWARRR!!!!
_____________________
"Gra ha ha har! Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?"
Diana Abnoba
04-12-2009, 03:05
[comes storming in]
I told you puny losers not to try and kill my dad again, well now you will deal with me also. I will crush you, what was your name Sepiroth, I will pull off your other wing and wrap it around your throat. Roooaaarrr...
As for the rest of you, if you put a vote on someone that can't die, and has been shown to be true villain, you are wasting a vote. I wonder if you are the "hero" that we are looking for. I will hunt you down and crush you.
Roooaaarrr....echos through the hallways.
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 03:07
Unvote: Abstain ; Vote: Shinseikhaan
Threatening our green, albeit annoying, leader eh? If you can't kill him at night, get him in the day with the rest of us, good plan hero.
Abstain 0
What he said
Vote: Shinseikhaan
Tally
ATPG 2 - (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Shinseikhaan 2 - (Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
Splitpersonality 1 - (lord winter)
Beefy187
04-12-2009, 03:07
[comes storming in]
I told you puny losers not to try and kill my dad again, well now you will deal with me also. I will crush you, what was your name Sepiroth, I will pull off your other wing and wrap it around your throat. Roooaaarrr...
As for the rest of you, if you put a vote on someone that can't die, and has been shown to be true villain, you are wasting a vote. I wander if you are the "hero" that we are looking for. I will hunt you down and crush you.
Roooaaarrr....echos through the hallways.
Mini Bowser?
Reenk Roink
04-12-2009, 03:08
Vote: Glenn
Reenktuition is strongly telling me to do so.
I think many of you know how good Reenktuition is so please go and vote for him. :bow:
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 03:08
vote: Askthepizzaguy
FIX YOUR TALLY!!! ROOOAAARRR!!!
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 03:10
Tally
ATPG 3 - (GH, Shinseikhaan, ATPG)
Shinseikhaan 2 - (Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
Splitpersonality 1 - (lord winter)
Glenn 1- (Reenk Roink,)
Diana Abnoba
04-12-2009, 03:18
Mini Bowser?
Mini, how dare you! I'm Bowser Jr., The baddest, toughest, meanest, little koopa in mushroom kingdom.
I can crush you and still eat the cookies I stole from the kitchen, at the same time.
seireikhaan
04-12-2009, 03:19
It is decided- the child must die as well.
Diana Abnoba
04-12-2009, 03:21
It is decided- the child must die as well.
You puny one, you can TRY
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 03:21
It is decided- the child must die as well.
You know what? I think I'll crush you just for fun.
unvote: Askthepizzaguy
vote: shinseikhaan
Pick on someone your own size. Or better yet, pick on me, puny one!
Greyblades
04-12-2009, 03:21
Killing his kid? Jeeze I mean... jeeze I'm a villian and even my standards are higher than that.
Beefy187
04-12-2009, 03:22
It is decided- the child must die as well.
If Bowser = Villain
Bowser Jr= worse then bowser in everyway. Including villainess
=Bowser Jr is less villain then Bowser.
Therefore, more likely to be the traitor
I like the logic :yes:
However I think I'll follow the Reenktuition
Vote: Glenn
seireikhaan
04-12-2009, 03:25
Unvote: Abstain ; Vote: Shinseikhaan
Threatening our green, albeit annoying, leader eh? If you can't kill him at night, get him in the day with the rest of us, good plan hero.
Your leader? Heh, you are a amusing, I grant you that. Yet, you seem nervous that I voted him. Tell me, do I make you nervous?
Diana Abnoba
04-12-2009, 03:33
You don't make ME nervous.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 03:43
Tally.
Shinseikhaan 3 - (Splitpersonality, Greyblades, ATPG)
ATPG 2 - (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Glenn- 2 (Reenk Roink, beefy187)
Splitpersonality 1 - (lord winter)
Roar! Bwahaha! Evil Turtle... that's me. I'm the greatest... :devil:
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 03:43
Nervous? No, I'm quite skilled at killing good people, despite my size.
Tally
ATPG 2 - (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Shinseikhaan 3 - (ATPG, Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
Splitpersonality 1 - (lord winter)
Glenn 2- (Reenk Roink, Beefy187)
Reenk Roink 1 - (Glenn)
PershsNhpios
04-12-2009, 03:46
I speak for eight!
The tally is wrong.. and although we had faith in Reenk Roink and his 'instinct', we now are forced to believe that he either has no instinct, or he is lying.
As in a fake reveal, the real role always knows that there is something sinister behind the faker; so;
Vote: Reenk Roink
We would really like to see a better, more productive use of your instinct.
And we do not trust Lord Winter when he attacks Split twice now for little reason.
----Tally is now correct
Yoyoma1910
04-12-2009, 03:56
A problem with the font, eh, well I have none,
In fact, I'm wondering if that's your reason number one.
Because, dear General on whom we blow our noses,
I'm wondering as towards your evil or just your psychosis.
However, Mr. nose rag, I'll leave you be this round,
But later, I just may vote you into the ground.
Though I do not always follow other's claimed leads,
(And frankly, many times it's brought me into the weeds)
I'll follow the tuition of the one they call Reenk who can win,
And today for the heart to be crushed I Vote:Glenn.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
04-12-2009, 03:59
Vote:Reenk Roink
I do not like him! He picks on big people I had dream about!:stwmean::pokemon:
PershsNhpios
04-12-2009, 04:01
OOC: My name does not rhyme with win.. and I notice that you freely vote for me in both games... how vicefully belligerent of you.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 04:02
Unvote: Shinseikhaan
Vote: White_Eyes.
I don't have to give a reason, puny ones. Bowser Intuition.
And here's an updated tally for you all:
Reenk Roink - 3 (Glenn, Warman)
Glenn - 3 (Yoyoma, Reenk Roink, Beefy187)
Shinseikhaan - 2 (Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
ATPG - 2 (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Splitpersonality - 1 (lord winter)
White_Eyes - 1 (ATPG)
:wink:
It's right now, Glenn.
PershsNhpios
04-12-2009, 04:10
No one can get the tally right...
Reenk Roink
04-12-2009, 04:21
Obviously I have hit a nerve with Reenktuition :2thumbsup: :laugh4:
By the way, unless one of Glenn or Warman (who should die simply for opposing me or if you like, helping Glenn) has a vote count worth 2 this is the tally:
Glenn - 3 (Yoyoma, Reenk Roink, Beefy187)
Reenk Roink - 2 (Glenn, Warman)
Shinseikhaan - 2 (Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
ATPG - 2 (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Splitpersonality - 1 (lord winter)
White_Eyes - 1 (ATPG)
You have your Glenn squirming town, please kill him. :bow:
Yoyoma1910
04-12-2009, 04:21
OOC: My name does not rhyme with win.. and I notice that you freely vote for me in both games... how vicefully belligerent of you.
Well then you should start saying it right,
Though if you really feel a need to fight:
Might I remind you that I am a b letter witch,
And your protest is frankly, less pain and more itch.
So tongues of lizards who spoke with a lisp,
Twice in one day I'll help you fry to a crisp.
Obviously I have hit a nerve with Reenktuition :2thumbsup: :laugh4:
By the way, unless one of Glenn or Warman (who should die simply for opposing me or if you like, helping Glenn) has a vote count worth 2 this is the tally:
Glenn - 3 (Yoyoma, Reenk Roink, Beefy187)
Reenk Roink - 2 (Glenn, Warman)
Shinseikhaan - 2 (Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
ATPG - 2 (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Splitpersonality - 1 (lord winter)
White_Eyes - 1 (ATPG)
You have your Glenn squirming town, please kill him. :bow:
Hmm............ I do believe my tally was correct, yes. I am the host, I would know about these things, wouldn't I? :clown:
Tally:
Reenk Roink - 3 (Glenn, Warman)
Glenn - 3 (Yoyoma, Reenk Roink, Beefy187)
Shinseikhaan - 2 (Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
ATPG - 2 (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Splitpersonality - 1 (lord winter)
White_Eyes - 1 (ATPG)
Diana Abnoba
04-12-2009, 04:38
Hmm............ I do believe my tally was correct, yes. I am the host, I would know about these things, wouldn't I? :clown:
Tally:
Reenk Roink - 3 (Glenn, Warman)
Glenn - 3 (Yoyoma, Reenk Roink, Beefy187)
Shinseikhaan - 2 (Splitpersonality, Greyblades)
ATPG - 2 (GH, Shinseikhaan)
Splitpersonality - 1 (lord winter)
White_Eyes - 1 (ATPG)
Then who is the 3rd person that voted Reenk?
GeneralHankerchief
04-12-2009, 04:41
I think the question we should be asking is "how did Reenk know?".
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 04:46
How did reenk know what?
GeneralHankerchief
04-12-2009, 04:48
That either Glenn or Warman had a vote that counted double. As the host's tally confirmed this, Reenk's statement *was* accurate.
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 04:50
Maybe his specialty is seeing other people's specialties?
No that'd be too easy...
Diana Abnoba
04-12-2009, 04:50
Very interesting! [as i brush cookie crumbs off my shell]
Sasaki Kojiro
04-12-2009, 04:54
Reenk did not know.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 04:54
Glenn: 3 (Reenk, Beefy, Yoyoma)
Reenk Roink: 2 (Glenn, Warman) * Additional vote?
Shinseikhaan: 2 (SP, Greyblades)
ATPG: 2 (GH, Shinseikhaan)
SP: 1 (Lord Winter)
White_Eyes: 1 (ATPG)
I will be keeping tallies based on the actual votes, and if there is a power vote or other tally manipulation, there's nothing I can do about that, except hypothesize WHO has the power vote and consider that as an asterisk. That's fine by the host too. GROOOOOAAARRR!!! OF COURSE IT IS!!! I'm Bowser, and I rule all!!!
Splitpersonality
04-12-2009, 04:57
How do we know what he knew and what he didn't know?
Sasaki Kojiro
04-12-2009, 04:58
How do we know what he knew and what he didn't know?
Occam's razor
A Very Super Market
04-12-2009, 05:08
Addditional votes already????
Blast, this will foil all my plans for ties....
Reenk Roink
04-12-2009, 05:09
Occam's razor
Occam's razor is a useless POS. It has no merit whatsoever being postulated, especially in Mafia games.
Reenk's Razor will explain it Sasaki. :wink:
Go forth and vote Glenn. Reentuition has got nothing on Warman, but he will die because of retaliation. :bow:
So for those of you who actually accept this silly little heuristic of Occam's razor, I have three objections against it.
Firstly, Occam's razor is simply incoherent according to itself because in order for a heuristic to be valid it must exist, and Occam's razor does not allow for its own existence because it must eliminate itself as an unnecessary metaphysical entity. Imagine a balding monk stabbing himself.
Second, if you try to change Occam's razor so that it eliminates unnecessary metaphysical entities except itself it would still be useless as there is no value neutral, (logical but also empirical) reason or argument to choose Occam's razor over other alternative approaches, like say Reenk's razor.
Thirdly, does not Reenk's razor of multiplying entities because more complex explanations are usually right lend more persuasion to our sophisticated minds? Do not let yourself be shackled by the simplistic explanations of things. Look deeper. It is more fun and also will probably be more accurate.
Lastly vote Glenn. :bow:
Sasaki Kojiro
04-12-2009, 05:24
Occams razor is a useless POS. It has no merit whatsoever being postulated, especially in Mafia games.
Reenk's Razor will explain it Sasaki. :wink:
Hmm, I would agree with you, but I consulted Occam's razor and it tells me that it works better than reenk's razor does.
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 05:36
AH, but Bowser intuition is better than Reenk's Razor, for the very same reasons that Reenk's Razor is better than Occam's Razor: Because someone said so. In this case, Bowser, King of the Koopas!!!
:smash:
Therefore you must vote for White_Eyes, courteously. :bow:
Vote: Greyblades
For now.
Reenk Roink
04-12-2009, 05:43
AH, but Bowser intuition is better than Reenk's Razor, for the very same reasons that Reenk's Razor is better than Occam's Razor: Because someone said so. In this case, Bowser, King of the Koopas!!!
:smash:
Therefore you must vote for White_Eyes, courteously. :bow:
This post clearly shows a lack of understanding of both Occam's and Reenk's razor. This newly postulated "Bowser's intuition" simply does not make any claim at a heuristical method like the former two, rather it says it is better than Reenk's razor "because someone says so" and then tries to pass that off as the reason why Reenk's razor is superior to Occam's razor while the actual reason is much different and explicated above.
It seems that Bowser's intuition is simply an rip off of Reenk's razor, it even asks people to vote courteously, which is a very Reenkesque thing.
But I thank you as imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. :bow: :laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 05:46
It seems that Bowser's intuition is simply an rip off of Reenk's razor, it even asks people to vote courteously, which is a very Reenkesque thing.
You seriously expect Bowser to understand your arguments??? He has a double digit IQ.
...uh.... WIMP!!!! YEAH I'm Bowser and you're a weakling and stuff.
By the way, you can't prove that Bowser Intuition is any less valid than Reentuition. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Reenk Roink
04-12-2009, 05:48
You seriously expect Bowser to understand your arguments??? He has a double digit IQ.
...uh.... WIMP!!!! YEAH I'm Bowser and you're a weakling and stuff.
By the way, you can't prove that Bowser Intuition is any less valid than Reentuition. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Are you confusing Reenk's razor with Reenktuition now? :inquisitive:
Askthepizzaguy
04-12-2009, 05:51
Are you confusing Reenk's razor with Reenktuition now? :inquisitive:I confuse many things. Don't just stop with one example. But it doesn't matter, because I'm still correct about White_Eyes! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Reenk Roink
04-12-2009, 06:07
Glenn, please come clean about what you are now. Your role name, what you can do, and your side.
You can message me if you don't want it public. Maybe we should work together. :wink: :bow:
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