EB Demotivators

[antisocialmunky]

I was bored so I made a demotivator for EB as EB is really deserving of a large collection of demotivators.

https://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9250/intimidation.png

If anyone has any funny screenshots that they want to make into demotivators, go here:
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

And post it in this thread.

[satalexton]

thats a gd idea =D

[The Persian Cataphract]

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/2/6/19/tpc/f_postersurenm_846747a.jpg

[kekailoa]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster20115927.jpg

LOLLLLLLLL

That's really funny.

[antisocialmunky]

Come on guys, I know you can post more :).

[gamegeek2]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster25049623.jpg

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster41894804.jpg

[Krusader]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster79073020.jpg

Here's a not so good one.

[Mikhail Mengsk]

i think it's good! XD

[Moros]

Krusader, I like it actually!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Oh, how long I have spent looking at that drawing.

[Tartaros]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster85650959.jpg
"prost" everybody!!

[machinor]

LOL!! I love that one!

[athanaric]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster85650959.jpg
"prost" everybody!!

Priceless. Pity though there is text in the picture.

[Mikhail Mengsk]

haahhaahah!!! long live to this thread!!! XD

[Skullheadhq]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster66192229.jpg

[Atraphoenix]

Nightmare of a Greek General....
https://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6440/nightmareofagreekgenera.jpg

[ziegenpeter]

Go on guys, you make my day!

[antisocialmunky]

https://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1917/backmassage2.png

Old Joke

[machinor]

Never gets old. :beam:

[Fierro]

capoiera

I always get a kick out of those random soldiers performing backflips or getting thrown out of formation like bowling pins 10 feet in the air :laugh4:

back massage

Thanks for ruining such a badass picture. I'm never looking at that loading screen the same way again:laugh4:

[Ibrahim]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

:balloon2: x whatever number of demotivationals.

@gamegeek: nice cavalry charge picture. reminds me of this (told from the AI perspective):

https://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii28/Ibrahim_059/demotivational1.png

oh, I just made another one:

https://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii28/Ibrahim_059/demotivational2.png

[gamegeek2]

The Arabic is barely legible (well, to me, a Westerner who's just learning)...but thx :beam:


http://diy.despair.com/output/poster94195869.jpg

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster36445363.jpg

[Ibrahim]

The Arabic is barely legible (well, to me, a Westerner who's just learning)...but thx :beam:


http://diy.despair.com/output/poster94195869.jpg

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster36445363.jpg


I don't see the Arabic...

[A Very Super Market]

In that case, that smiley face is illegible.

[gamegeek2]

no, I mean in your poster

[Celtic_Punk]

haha the routing one is good.

[Ibrahim]

no, I mean in your poster

oh! that is because I used paint.

it just says over the man "mayyit", and over a distant horse "farasuhu", respectively "dead", and "his horse".

[gamegeek2]

Oh, I recognize the words, no need to give translations...

arrajul wa farasuhu mayitani

Ibrahim, can you translate "crown prince" for me?

[Ibrahim]

Oh, I recognize the words, no need to give translations...

arrajulu wa farasuhu mayyitani

Ibrahim, can you translate "crown prince" for me?

sure:

waliyyu ul-3ahdi (it literally means takeoverer* of the trust/promise).

you're arabic is good-but you left out a y though in the transliteration (and the inflection for rajul) :beam:

*the best I can do. its tough to nail it right.

on topic: any more demotivationals?

[gamegeek2]

why the double y in the transliteration? and yes, i did leave out the inflection (used to writing arabic in arabic).

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster89188862.jpg

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster62682113.jpg

(for those who don't get it, google 'backstroke of the west')

[Ibrahim]

@ gamegeek2

why double y?

well, consider these:

qiyam "rising"

qayyam "someone who makes sth rise"

both are spelled the same in arabic of course, with one having a shadda (qayyam). notice how the latin alphabet is more sensitive to the change; anyone reading without knowlege of context will confuse the words together, if you write them the same in latin. remember, this only applies to latin writing, not the original alphabet (which I know you know).

and why one must keep inflection in transliteration: arabic, as you know, is synthetic, so inflection matters. remember that its not written in the arabic alphabet all the time, since said alphabet does not rely on short vowels (I imagine you know about the long vowels), but it must be in latin, as the latin alphabet relies on vowel letters, regardless of length. besides, I can't understand transliterated arabic unless its as near perfect as possible:clown:

[Fluvius Camillus]

Ok here is my shot:

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster6733811.jpg

[Mikhail Mengsk]

cit Napoleon ;-)

[Ghaust the Moor]

Why does it say knight of heaven?

[MerlinusCDXX]

Why does it say knight of heaven?

That screenie looks to be from another mod. The reason I say this is that in EB, IIRC, the Epeirote general looks just like the other Greek generals, and they don't look like that guy. I know, lets play guess the mod, I'll start with Diadochi or XGM. There's 2 of my 3 guesses.

[Jebivjetar]

It's from on-line tournament.

[Tellos Athenaios]

And you don't get generals in those battles (or ordinary custom battles for that matter): you get captains.

[Fluvius Camillus]

It is from the EB online tournament, a practice battle (EB MP 1.2 + official fixes). This was taken from a battle in which Knight of Heaven participated as Epiros. I know they are captains, but I see no need to be precise like that...:sweatdrop:

~Fluvius

[Tyrfingr]

https://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9308/ebdemotivator.jpg

[gamegeek2]

You're awfully close to trolling there.

[Moros]

You're awfully close to trolling there.
Actually he's laughing with himself, no? :laugh4::dizzy2:

[Ibrahim]

https://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9308/ebdemotivator.jpg

yes, I know you are angry at yourself for contributing:clown:

[Aemilius Paulus]

This thread is too good to die:
https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/EB-demotivational2.jpg?t=1246047956

[Mikhail Mengsk]

gnahahahahah!

[Vasiliyi]

Very nice AP, whats even funnier is that your a virgin not because of the game.

[Fluvius Camillus]

Another one:

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster25152961.jpg

[Rilder]

https://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3186/abuariifw4.jpg

[Alsatia]

ROFL


Nice one.


:inquisitive:Are you by any chance, Hitler????:inquisitive:

[Rilder]

ROFL


:inquisitive:Are you by any chance, Hitler????:inquisitive:

That was my way of making fun of people who blitz. I'm a total turtler.

I do share Hitlers Birthday though. :laugh4:

[Alsatia]

That was my way of making fun of people who blitz. I'm a total turtler.

I do share Hitlers Birthday though. :laugh4:

:inquisitive:...............

:furious3:DIE YOU FREAKING FACIST!!:furious3: OOHhhh!!??....

(some random idiot pushes me over then continues ranting....)

Joking. Do you really??? :inquisitive:

[antisocialmunky]

Eh, it doesn't manage to hold up well compared to:
http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4832/Blitzkrieg.jpg

[A Very Super Market]

:inquisitive:...............

:furious3:DIE YOU FREAKING FACIST!!:furious3: OOHhhh!!??....

(some random idiot pushes me over then continues ranting....)

Joking. Do you really??? :inquisitive:

About 1 out of 365 people do as well....

[Alsatia]

Eh, it doesn't manage to hold up well compared to:
http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4832/Blitzkrieg.jpg

Now that's funny.

[Vasiliyi]

Here is my attempt.

https://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5800/romaioktonoi.jpg

[Alsatia]

here's mine

https://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2894/demotivator.jpg

[Aemilius Paulus]

Here is my attempt.

https://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5800/romaioktonoi.jpg
Booo! :whip: :thumbsdown:

Alright, so you are a Romaioktonoi fanatic, but please, at least make your highly radical views somewhat palatable by wrapping them in humour. Which the picture has none!:no:

As for Rilder & Alsatia::2thumbsup: marvellous demotivators!!

[chenkai11]

Here is my attempt.

https://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5800/romaioktonoi.jpg



I really can't play the Romani anymore...:wall:

[Alsatia]

Booo! :whip: :thumbsdown:

Alright, so you are a Romaioktonoi fanatic, but please, at least make your highly radical views somewhat palatable by wrapping them in humour. Which the picture has none!:no:

As for Rilder & Alsatia::2thumbsup: marvellous demotivators!!

Thanks for the thumbs up.:beam:

Sorry for the added criticism, but the Romaioktonoi one is rather a pledge or establishment sign rather than a demotivator.

[Vasiliyi]

AP, you have a warped sense of humor, I wouldn't expect you to understand it. Its ok, not everyone is made to feel human emotion.

Ok, I guess it isn't a demotivater, but the point it makes is clear. I'm sure some of the other Romaiktonoi would agree with the content (if not all of them).

[Maion Maroneios]

Very nice AP, whats even funnier is that your a virgin not because of the game.
OK, I seriously laughed at that one :laugh4:

Maion

[Skullheadhq]

Duke Nukem Forever

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster60533559.jpg

[antisocialmunky]

Romaioktonoi
Can someone explain?

[NickTheGreek]

Roman haters - i think

[Maion Maroneios]

Killers. What you said would be Misoromaioi.

Maion

[Tellos Athenaios]

Romankillers.

[Aemilius Paulus]

AP, you have a warped sense of humor, I wouldn't expect you to understand it. Its ok, not everyone is made to feel human emotion.
Huuuuuugs. :laugh4:


Ok, I guess it isn't a demotivater, but the point it makes is clear. I'm sure some of the other Romaiktonoi would agree with the content (if not all of them).
Yeah, which is why I did not like it. It made an excellent poster for your hate group, but it was useless as an EB demotivator for all but your Romaioi-hating group. That said, take Alsatia's example. His was quite (very) amusing, if not as opinionated as yours. It is really somewhat difficult to combine both your Romani-hating with humour, but possible.

[Olaf The Great]

Duke Nukem Forever

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster60533559.jpg

Best one in this thread.

[Fluvius Camillus]

https://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3186/abuariifw4.jpg

Thank you for sharing your view on my way to play EB...:shame:

What hiscore list btw?

~Fluvius

[Alsatia]

We should have a vote on the best demotivator.

[ziegenpeter]

https://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9308/ebdemotivator.jpg

I'd vote for that one.

[-Praetor-]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster60533559.jpg

Best one in this thread.

Thats quite demotivating for an EB member that had just a littlebit of expectations for Duke Nukem, and not funny at all too.

[Skullheadhq]

Thats quite demotivating for an EB member that had just a littlebit of expectations for Duke Nukem, and not funny at all too.

That's why it's called demotivator :laugh4:

[Mikhail Mengsk]

That's why it's called demotivator :laugh4:

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Aemilius Paulus]

We should have a vote on the best demotivator.
Pffft, as the organiser of the last Screenshot Competition, I already had a competition planned for this thread.

[Vasiliyi]

Thats quite demotivating for an EB member that had just a littlebit of expectations for Duke Nukem, and not funny at all too.

I think this one is hilarious.

[Ibrahim]

Thats quite demotivating for an EB member that had just a littlebit of expectations for Duke Nukem, and not funny at all too.

that is the most hilarious type of demotivator. the entire point is to demotivate, not be funny. that's why it is funny. circular, but true.

[antisocialmunky]

Pffft, as the organiser of the last Screenshot Competition, I already had a competition planned for this thread.

Well, I've been planning it longest.

[Vasiliyi]

Pffft, as the organiser of the last Screenshot Competition, I already had a competition planned for this thread.

Liar, I was the one who organized it, you just made the poll.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Liar, I was the one who organized it, you just made the poll.
Sorry, I meant to add "Poll" after "competition" but I somehow forgot. Yes, you organised the whole competition and I volunteered to make the poll. Since this thread was already organised, I suppose I will make the poll for it. I am the poll-boy here after all :yes:.


Well, I've been planning it longest.
When did you start planning? I started planning after I added my demotivator and saw other people come post :snobby:, ensuring this thread was not dead. My necromancery is what saved this thread from somewhat likely death. Although threads such as this are not meant to ever die. :snobby::snobby::clown:

[Celtic_Punk]

more like pole-boy! :laugh4:

[miotas]

When did you start planning? I started planning after I added my demotivator and saw other people come post :snobby:

Well I've been planning it since before you were born so :tongue3:

[Maion Maroneios]

You're all wrong guys. I had plans to do that even before I was concieved, so end of discussion.

Maion

[Skullheadhq]

Just make the poll pl0x

[Cute Wolf]

Hey.. this is mine....
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_000.jpg

[Alsatia]

Do it or i'll make it instead.:beam:

[antisocialmunky]

Need more good demotivators first.

[Celtic_Punk]

Hey.. this is mine....
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_000.jpg

hahahahaha! you've got my vote champ! :smash:

[Watchman]

"I stopped driving recklessly once I got my driver's license."
- coworker

[antisocialmunky]

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5509/pokemonp.png

[HunGeneral]

:jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop:

Now thats a nice one...

I would make one myself IF I could get at my screenshots...:wall:

[Celtic_Punk]

"I stopped driving recklessly once I got my driver's license."
- coworker

HEARD THAT! :smash:

[Cute Wolf]

another ideas:
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_001.jpg
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_002.jpg

Hope that's funny...

[DaciaJC]

I would make one myself IF I could get at my screenshots...:wall:

Have you checked the tgas folder?

[Aemilius Paulus]

Have you checked the tgas folder?
If you have Anti-Aliasing on, you get nothing but black all over. Use Fraps. If anyone wants Fraps, just PM me *wink, wink*.

[DaciaJC]

If you have Anti-Aliasing on, you get nothing but black all over. Use Fraps. If anyone wants Fraps, just PM me *wink, wink*.

Meh, IrfanView + Print Screen works best, in my opinion.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Meh, IrfanView + Print Screen works best, in my opinion.
Not really. It cannot take videos nor control the settings of the screenie.

[Prussian to the Iron]

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5509/pokemonp.png

HOLY LOL!!!!

even funnier 'cuz i just started playing firered+leaf greeen again :sweatdrop:

[Aemilius Paulus]

HOLY LOL!!!!
Odd. Can anyone explain to me why it is so amusing? I am sort of lost here...

[Ca Putt]

not that funny but an utterly cool screenshot

[Vasiliyi]

HOLY LOL!!!!

even funnier 'cuz i just started playing firered+leaf greeen again :sweatdrop:

I think its because he is refering to the "Pokemon" game. Ember is a fire attack that fire pokemon use. Correct me if im wrong.

[Watchman]

"It's super effective" certainly is an oft-lampooned (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Pokobama.gif) Pokemanz meme, anyway...

[Aemilius Paulus]

I think its because he is refering to the "Pokemon" game. Ember is a fire attack that fire pokemon use. Correct me if im wrong.
Really? That is what I though too, but still, "super-effective"? That seemed unrelated. Now, if the poster said something about Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard, or some other fire-type Pokemon, then I would have understood. I know my Pokemon :yes:


oft-lampooned
LOL. There. Second time I used it. Or better yet: ROFL. Brilliant quip. Just another reason why I love ED.

[Alsatia]

LOL. There. Second time I used it. Or better yet: ROFL. Brilliant quip. Just another reason why I love ED.


??? (sp?)

Here's another one

https://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1746/courageandpride.jpg

[antisocialmunky]

Really? That is what I though too, but still, "super-effective"? That seemed unrelated. Now, if the poster said something about Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard, or some other fire-type Pokemon, then I would have understood. I know my Pokemon :yes:


LOL. There. Second time I used it. Or better yet: ROFL. Brilliant quip. Just another reason why I love ED.



Each Pokémon move is one of the 17 Pokémon types, except for the move "Curse", which is listed in-game as "???". The effectiveness of a move is dependent on how susceptible the target Pokémon's type is to the move's type. Common phrases associated with this aspect are "Super effective" (damage is at least doubled), "Not very effective" (damage is at least halved), and "No effect." In cases where a move type is the same as the user's type, the total damage inflicted is increased by 50 percent.[4] This is commonly called Same Type Attack Bonus (STAB) when used in jargon describing strategies. In the first three generations of games, the move's type also affects which stats are used to calculate damage, but starting in Diamond and Pearl, each damaging move is individually classified as Physical or Special.



Meme fail.

[Sabazios]

https://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3939/larpeb.jpg

[Rilder]

https://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4982/fn0i9fx5vy.jpg

https://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6885/ux5ziykfwe.jpg

[Vasiliyi]

I loved the heavy cavalry one, nice job Rilder

[Prussian to the Iron]

these are so funny.

ill try to get one up tonight. no guarantees

[Aemilius Paulus]

https://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6885/ux5ziykfwe.jpg
Gosh-darn it! I was just thinking about what demotivator I could do with the Mastercard catchphrase. The bloke who came up with that ad was brilliant. Now everyone copy-cats them.

Still, good job Rilder. Quite an amusing and sardonic demotivator :2thumbsup:

[Mikhail Mengsk]

Hahha Rilder you'll have my vote! XD Both hilarious

[HunGeneral]

Have you checked the tgas folder?

It's not that - I use Fraps and have some screenshots on my comp, but that is "broken" and in repair:wall:

Very nice demotivators so far:yes:

[Skullheadhq]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster50202777.jpg

[HunGeneral]

I will try to make one by tomorrow - by then I should be able to acces my screenshots...:sweatdrop:

[Andronikos]

One demotivator WIP.

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

I've cleaned up this thread. Everything that was off topic was deleted (including a warning against going off topic which was ignored). It is an entertaining thread so I don't want to close it, but it will be if it continues off topic.

[Skullheadhq]

Ohh where did my Makedonians at the gate demotivator go to :S
Thanks MAA for deleting it, and it wasn't off-topic, was it :inquisitive:

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

I did not delete anything that contained EB content. You had one post which I deleted with a broken picture, though.

[Skullheadhq]

I did not delete anything that contained EB content. You had one post which I deleted with a broken picture, though.

Oh then you deleted the wrong one, the broken is up here(page 3) and the one that woked got deleted :S
Well , everyone makes mistakes

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

I went back through the posts and you only have one that isn't spam. It contains a broken picture. I undeleted that post, but it is still a broken picture. I thought it might just be broken for me, but based on the comments, I figured it was spam too.

[Skullheadhq]

Yeah, somebody said it was aboud Ahmedinejad but it was Achmed the dead Terrorist.
I think AP thought that.

[Mikhail Mengsk]

Bring it back, it was funny!

[Skullheadhq]

https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/659/poster65095992.jpg
Here you go

[Alsatia]

Here's another one.

https://img363.imageshack.us/img363/9971/eblol.jpg

[Mikhail Mengsk]

https://img193.imageshack.us/img193/659/poster65095992.jpg
Here you go

Thanks :beam:

[Cute Wolf]

Sorry for my previous misunderstanding... :bow:

[Tartaros]

i just read the eb discription...
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster30345451.jpg

[Mikhail Mengsk]

hahah nice!

[Prussian to the Iron]

.................................................i dont get it?

[Skullheadhq]

Me neither

[miotas]

After the battle of hydaspes they started being used as a taxi service for drunk foliage.

[alatar]

http://www.demotivationalpics.com/diy/demotiv_pic_8396-fekl1w.jpg

Sorry, it seems a bit big.
A lot of the links seem broken.

I was considering doing a gestatae on, a pic of them charging with the caption "Your Death, it wears no clothes"

[Celtic_Punk]

:balloon2:

A balloon to you my friend.

But here's the thing. I do not give balloons to people... So you are the one and only exception. Wear it with honour. :army:

[Rilder]

http://www.demotivationalpics.com/diy/demotiv_pic_8396-fekl1w.jpg

Sorry, it seems a bit big.
A lot of the links seem broken.

I was considering doing a gestatae on, a pic of them charging with the caption "Your Death, it wears no clothes"

You have to upload the pic somewhere else, as it isn't showing for me.

[Mikhail Mengsk]

I see all the pictures :inquisitive:

[antisocialmunky]

nvm

[Prussian to the Iron]

You have to upload the pic somewhere else, as it isn't showing for me.

here ya go:

https://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo360/TheSpartanIII/demotiv_pic_8396-fekl1w.jpg

[Rilder]

Cheers.

[Alsatia]

For Ridler (I just had to do it, I accept no credit)

https://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1686/demotivatorv.jpg

[Ibrahim]

For Ridler (I just had to do it, I accept no credit)

https://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1686/demotivatorv.jpg

too much info there. too much info.

[antisocialmunky]

They wear belts...

[Prussian to the Iron]

They wear belts...

EXACTLY!!!

you know, it could just be that they are wearing skin-colored pants and they are using belts to hold them up..........


but really, that is pushing the forum rules a bit.

[Azathoth]

Lul.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/MotivationalPoster.jpg

And here's one I found.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/633769129826982485-gotellthespartan.jpg

[Aemilius Paulus]

Lul.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/MotivationalPoster.jpg
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
A balloon for you: :balloon:. The sharp quip which has a strictly RL theme, the ingenuity of the humour coupled with the canny and elegant conciseness of "X X - EB has them." (especially the period at the end of the phrase) is truly worthy of a commendation, be it a balloon or a kind word.

EDIT: that said, the "country bumpkin" trait is a bit out of place, if you consider the stereotypes...

[antisocialmunky]

https://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2228/asiansterribledrivers2.png

The original is here, I took if off because I already have 1 warning:
https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2312/asiansterribledrivers.png

[Aemilius Paulus]

The original is here, I took if off because I already have 1 warning:
https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2312/asiansterribledrivers.png
It takes three infractions to get a mere two-day ban. Warnings do not count towards your three points required for a two-day vacation.

And that was not at all offensive, given the context of its usage. Be bold! If I am not sure if I should post something, I post it anyway, since it accurately reflects me, my feelings, and my position. I will not post somethign only when I am certain it is inappropriate and that it will not have some positive effect.

That said, brilliant posters :2thumbsup:. If you were the first one to make an ethnic crack here, then I would have given you a balloon that Azathoth received instead.

[antisocialmunky]

I did, I editted it lol.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Lul.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/MotivationalPoster.jpg



its a bit hard to read. maybe you should enlarge the words next to the pic?

anyway, i dont know what those traits mean, so..........it forces me to guess.


im guessing they have something to do with higher bribe prices and taking away your money for themselves?

if thats the case, then lulz. you know its ok wen a jew thinks the stereotype is funny:laugh4:

[option]

Lul.

https://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr309/desertSypglass/MotivationalPoster.jpg


This is gold!

[J.R.M]

:laugh4:LoL!! i can´t stop laughting

[Cute Wolf]

Here's another three from mine:

1) Where's another Romaioktonoi?
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_003.jpg

2) What the heck that this bodyguard think about?
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_004.jpg

3) A graphical glitch or...
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_005.jpg

Hope you like them :laugh4:

[Alsatia]

Here's another three from mine:

[.....]

Hope you like them :laugh4:

lol.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[Prussian to the Iron]

thanks.

[Fluvius Camillus]

[...]

The original is here, I took if off because I already have 1 warning:
https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2312/asiansterribledrivers.png

LOL! That was really a good one! You should have uploaded it, its not that offending. Come on everyone will encounter stereotypes in their life, everybody should be able to deal with it.

Again, very good one!:beam:

~Fluvius

[Reality=Chaos]

LOL! That was really a good one! You should have uploaded it, its not that offending. Come on everyone will encounter stereotypes in their life, everybody should be able to deal with it.

Again, very good one!:beam:

~Fluvius

:laugh4: I had to laugh at that one too...

[antisocialmunky]

https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2312/asiansterribledrivers.png

Happy? I'm Asian and never got that stereotype so its pretty much a ridiculous joke to me.

[Cute Wolf]

Bah, damn who start those demotivators... I always had a funny idea to share!:furious3:
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_006.jpg

[Celtic_Punk]

lol your trees blow!

thats a good one though

And I'm kicking myself over the one above you cutewolf

[ziegenpeter]

came to my mind last night

https://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1820/hellenicpimps.png

[Prussian to the Iron]

???????

[Cute Wolf]

This Thread deserved to be stickied! :idea2:

Too many funny pics that we could made from EB! :laugh4: and then, I just found that we must "remove something" on one of our loading screen...

Please look at this...
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_007.jpg

Because: (note: 21++)
Still wanna look? :laugh4:https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_008.jpg

How about them?!? :beam:

[Skullheadhq]

OMG hahahha, the 21+ one made me rofl

[Celtic_Punk]

the only thing that made me laugh was the guy running away.

and he makes me laugh every time i see the loading screen anyway.

[Cute Wolf]

the only thing that made me laugh was the guy running away.

and he makes me laugh every time i see the loading screen anyway.

Run away because he fears what the Basilikon Agema will does to him if he stay and fight... better being killed by the Straight Galatians...

[Rahwana]

Wah gila lu yach! :laugh4: dasar anak nga bener nga bener!!!

[Jebivjetar]

I have one:

https://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2894/demotivator.jpg

[Cute Wolf]

Wah gila lu yach! :laugh4: dasar anak nga bener nga bener!!!

English forum only please! :furious3: this is not ITB!!!

[bovi]

I hate it when ornamental plates destroy empires.

[Aemilius Paulus]

I hate it when ornamental plates destroy empires.
I know right? Plaque? :laugh4: I was thinking either the plates or the dental version. Oh well, perhaps Romans had a genetic weakness against dental plaque.

[Ibrahim]

I hate it when ornamental plates destroy empires.

you should have seen what it did to the Abbasids :no:

[antisocialmunky]

https://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1203/makrome.png

[Rilder]

Oh man I lol'd.

[gamegeek2]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster36675065.jpg



http://diy.despair.com/output/poster93517461.jpg

[A Very Super Market]

Hmm, they are Greeks.

[Jebivjetar]

I know right? Plaque? :laugh4: I was thinking either the plates or the dental version. Oh well, perhaps Romans had a genetic weakness against dental plaque.

O, well: ive typed it wrong (q instead of g). It isnt so hard to understand! :clown:

[Fluvius Camillus]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster36675065.jpg

Lol, thats one of the first Jessica Alba pictures that turn up at google image search, still a magnificent sight to behold..:laugh4::laugh4:

~Fluvius

[gamegeek2]

Lol, thats one of the first Jessica Alba pictures that turn up at google image search, still a magnificent sight to behold..

Sadly I had to crop the picture...

[Cute Wolf]

Well, lets get a pool for the funniest demotivators.... but one man can only sent one pics for that competition... and I will almost sure sent my "HOMOSEXUAL RAPE" pics...

[gamegeek2]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster85393139.jpg

[Watchman]

Well, lets get a pool for the funniest demotivators.... but one man can only sent one pics for that competition... and I will almost sure sent my "HOMOSEXUAL RAPE" pics...I found that one to be rather unfunny (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Unfunny), though... :tongue:

[Prussian to the Iron]

O, well: ive typed it wrong (q instead of g). It isnt so hard to understand! :clown:

oh, i actually thought you meant plaque:laugh4::laugh4:!!!

pehaps it is a combination:



"Sir! the enemy is attacking! What are our orders?"

"OOOOOWW!!!!!! MY TEETH!!!!!!!"

"umm.....sir?"

*whole army groans from toothache...*

[Alsatia]

Another one.

https://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3783/phalanxtension.jpg

[vartan]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster90408805.jpg

Shyt am I bored.

[antisocialmunky]

The end turn button under the Jessica Alba pic is clever.

[Cute Wolf]

I don't understand about time travelling romaioi...

Soory to put a commercial Advertisement:
https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/ADVERTISEMENT_GAESATAE_POTION.jpg

[antisocialmunky]

IMHO, the funniest part of that picture if the guy dying in hte lower left.

[Maion Maroneios]

I don't understand about time travelling romaioi...
Well, there are Triarii from both the Camillan as well as the Polybian era so...

And I'd stop with the sexual-oriented pics if I were you. Have you read the forum rules?

Maion

[Cute Wolf]

Ok, ok... this one is not swexwuual oriented, :furious3:
PF: Soory... I couldn't resist...

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_009.jpg

Spartan Haploi... heheh

[vartan]

You can actually find a movie of my battle against the noob that played the Time-Travelling Romaioi army here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVB8skZqZvk). Play it in HD, I heard it looks good (I never have the bandwidth to test my own movies!).

[Ibrahim]

Well, there are Triarii from both the Camillan as well as the Polybian era so...

And I'd stop with the sexual-oriented pics if I were you. Have you read the forum rules?

Maion

he's from a part of the world where verility cures are a big thing:clown:

EDIT: jk-no offense intended.

[Cute Wolf]

he's from a part of the world where verility cures are a big thing:clown:

EDIT: jk-no offense intended.

Heheh... thanks Ibrahim :smile: btw, maybe I read too much that kind of advertisement lately... :laugh4:

BTW, another one... looks like there was no shortage of Ideas.... especially after I uninstal my AVG and replace with avira because AVG update does something silly... REALLY!

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_010.jpg

Curiously, they didn't mess with ALEX or Rome-TW

[Olaf The Great]

Heheh... thanks Ibrahim :smile: btw, maybe I read too much that kind of advertisement lately... :laugh4:

BTW, another one... looks like there was no shortage of Ideas.... especially after I uninstal my AVG and replace with avira because AVG update does something silly... REALLY!

https://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss184/Cutewolf/CW_EBDEMOTIV_010.jpg

Curiously, they didn't mess with ALEX or Rome-TW
My cousin installed some Nickelodeon video games on my computer a year ago and AVG detected a virus in em :P

[Hax]

My cousin installed some Nickelodeon video games on my computer a year ago and AVG detected a virus in em :P

It's mind-killing, yes.

[Maion Maroneios]

My cousin installed some Nickelodeon video games on my computer a year ago and AVG detected a virus in em :P
Yeah right, are we calling it Nickelodeon video games now?

Maion

[vartan]

Yeah right, are we calling it Nickelodeon video games now?

Maion

:laugh4: Wow Maion, high five my friend. NICKELODEON VIDEO GAMES AHAHAHAH.

[Prussian to the Iron]

??? am i mising something?

i had to uninstall and re-install oblivion 2 times each today, and each time god damn norton kept asking for permission to proceed....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Rilder]

??? am i mising something?

i had to uninstall and re-install oblivion 2 times each today, and each time god damn norton kept asking for permission to proceed....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Considering that norton is basically a virus in itself.

[antisocialmunky]

You could have just turned Norton off...

[Fluvius Camillus]

Considering that norton is basically a virus in itself.

100% agreed, I have always kept that camouflaged virus out of my computer. It is like a barbed bolt, it goes in easily, but getting it out is excruciating...

~Fluvius

[Prussian to the Iron]

Considering that norton is basically a virus in itself.

i meant this post:


Yeah right, are we calling it Nickelodeon video games now?

Maion

[Reality=Chaos]

i meant this post:


Use the filthy part of your brain:laugh4::laugh4:

[Skullheadhq]

Is there another part of the brain then the dirty part?:dizzy2:
Didn't know that!

Skullheadhq

[Prussian to the Iron]

Use the filthy part of your brain:laugh4::laugh4:

thatr was such a stretch its not even funny.

[Reality=Chaos]

Is there another part of the brain then the dirty part?:dizzy2:
Didn't know that!

Skullheadhq

:laugh4:


@prussian Iron... Not so much a stretch for me...:laugh4:

[Prussian to the Iron]

if i had said pole, then it would have made sense. post doesnt necessarily have to be standing up.

[Rilder]

if i had said pole, then it would have made sense. post doesnt necessarily have to be standing up.

You don't have a sense of humor do you? :dizzy2:

[Prussian to the Iron]

i do, i just think of post as posting like i am doing now, not a wooden post used as a simile for a penis.

[Reality=Chaos]

i do, i just think of post as posting like i am doing now, not a wooden post used as a simile for a penis.

Erhmm actually I think Maion meant that Nickelodeon video games was a simile for internet porn:laugh4:

[Prussian to the Iron]

..........omg thats hilarious!!!!

'Jimmy! I think mom is coming down; close Spongebob!!!'

'hey boys, whats up?'

'ummmm.......just watchin spongebob mom......'

'allrght, i gotta go to the store. ill be back in a couple hours.'

*boys hi-five*

[Reality=Chaos]

..........omg thats hilarious!!!!

'Jimmy! I think mom is coming down; close Spongebob!!!'

'hey boys, whats up?'

'ummmm.......just watchin spongebob mom......'

'allrght, i gotta go to the store. ill be back in a couple hours.'

*boys hi-five*

Did I say hilarious? no I didn't but funny anyway.... well If you feel the need to show your 'maturity' by slagging off other people having fun, I won't stop you... But you better take a good look at yourself... cause it's really kinda sad:yes:

[Cute Wolf]

Back to topic everyone... or I sent more demotivators from hell (Read: A bit too far hard contented demotivators that I';ve recently made...)

[Reality=Chaos]

I'll keep on yopic... but still, bring it on:yes:

[Alsatia]

Well... I was doing an impossible siege when I suddently had an idea. Don't think it is as funny as others here. Don't think maion would be too pleased.

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9397/pella.jpg

[Hax]

One of the best yet. I actually smiled.

..that's for the first time in this entire thread.

[Prussian to the Iron]

that is frickin hilarious!!!

[vartan]

that is frickin hilarious!!!

Wrong. That is PELLA!! :laugh4:

[Prussian to the Iron]

no. THIS IS SPARTANS IN PELLA!!! *kicks a spartan down the caves in the movie Alexander*

[Cute Wolf]

Well, the best title was "THIS IS SUICIIIIDDDDEEEEEEE!" (attackin those argyraspids while thy block the gates is rather silly tactics.... I prefer attack them on the walls) LOL :laugh4:

[Alsatia]

Well, the best title was "THIS IS SUICIIIIDDDDEEEEEEE!" (attackin those argyraspids while thy block the gates is rather silly tactics.... I prefer attack them on the walls) LOL :laugh4:

Well.. I did say the siege was impossible


Francisco "Pancho" Villa


Say what?? Who's that? (Sorry if I offend people)

And another one for you! (although not that funny) Original picture from Hax.
https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3977/enemieseb.jpg

[antisocialmunky]

He was a Mexican who attacked a town in New Mexico in 1916.

[Alsatia]

It is called EB demotivators for a reason... I don't want this thread to lock..


Btw, do you think we have enough demotivators to warrant a poll??

[Skullheadhq]

Oohh, right.
I'll look if i have a funny one.

[Skullheadhq]

http://diy.despair.com/output/poster15068000.jpg

[Hax]

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3977/enemieseb.jpg

That's like, my picture, dude!


It's no problem to use it, anyways.

[Alsatia]

I know it was you picture but I had to go to sleep...

[Hax]

Haha, no problem. I mean, it's from EB, eh.

[Cute Wolf]

Better start to made some rule to Demotivators...
1) The source pics must be somewhat linked with EB, or directly from EB
2) Every kind of joke is wellcomed, afterall, this is DEMOTIVATORS!!!
3) We should made separate thread to demotivator's comment... and POOLS!!!

[Alsatia]

Better start to made some rule to Demotivators...
1) The source pics must be somewhat linked with EB, or directly from EB
2) Every kind of joke is wellcomed, afterall, this is DEMOTIVATORS!!!
3) We should made separate thread to demotivator's comment... and POOLS!!!

HAIL!!! HAIL!!!

Seconded.

[miotas]

Better start to made some rule to Demotivators...
1) The source pics must be somewhat linked with EB, or directly from EB
2) Every kind of joke is wellcomed, afterall, this is DEMOTIVATORS!!!
3) We should made separate thread to demotivator's comment... and POOLS!!!

I prefer the beach.

[Alsatia]

I would like to see more, not just from myself.

https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5002/discipline.jpg

[vartan]

Discipline is the one thing the Roman legion can count on. Where did 'lacks' come from? I thought the history showed great discipline in the legions.

[A Very Super Market]

It's intended to be ironic, with one guy.... dancing or something.

[Hax]

2) Every kind of joke is wellcomed, afterall, this is DEMOTIVATORS!!!
3) We should made separate thread to demotivator's comment... and POOLS!!!

No. This is spam as it is. Tolerable so far, but there are rules for this forums, which many people on the EB forums (still) don't understand.

[Skullheadhq]

For every demotivator there are three spams in this topic, but the mods think the demotivators are worth it. SO FAR

[Rilder]

https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8370/7tqic1uftl.jpg

Edit:

https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5461/eh5uccylgb.jpg

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

Small cleanup...
Please try not to spam this thread or do anything off topic.
EB Demotivators only.

There are places at the Org for off topic threads, but this is the EB subforum.

[Olaf The Great]

Small cleanup...
Please try not to spam this thread or do anything off topic.
EB Demotivators only.

There are places at the Org for off topic threads, but this is the EB subforum.
What he said, this is supposed to be a fun thread yes, but keep it on topic.

[Fierro]

https://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5461/eh5uccylgb.jpg

Nice one:2thumbsup:

[miotas]

https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/poster65008323.jpg

[Maion Maroneios]

/\
||

:2thumbsup:

And I'd add "Big time" as well if I were you :yes:

Maion

[Rahwana]

Well, no Roman demotivators afterall?

[Aemilius Paulus]

This one is for Rômaioktonoi:wink:; I call it "Greek Courage":
https://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss49/Aemilius_Paulus/Album%202%20-%20Misc/EB-demotivational4.jpg?t=1248644447

Please don't kill me Maion/Satalexton :sweatdrop::clown:

[Rahwana]

This one is for Rômaioktonoi:wink::

Please don't kill me Maion/Satalexton :sweatdrop::clown:

Nice pic... Finally

[Alsatia]

I likey..

[A Terribly Harmful Name]

ALLLLLLL HAAAAAAAILLLL MAKEDONIAAAAAA!!!!1111

There's your reply, philobarbaros :clown:.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Third greatest thread ever.

[Alsatia]

Here's my reply to you. (and your "stoic" brethren)

https://img187.imageshack.us/img187/720/superiority.jpg

https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2453/phalanxarrows.jpg

By the way, what are the top two threads. The Tavern??

[a completely inoffensive name]

By the way, what are the top two threads. The Tavern??

Yes, the two Tavern threads.

[Aemilius Paulus]

https://img187.imageshack.us/img187/720/superiority.jpg

Holy mother of --- !!! Best motivational ever! Romani at their finest - this deserves my personal record of three balloons: :balloon::balloon::balloon:

[Alsatia]

Holy mother of --- !!! Best motivational ever! Romani at their finest - this deserves my personal record of three balloons: :balloon::balloon::balloon:

Thank you for your most generous donation.

:beam:

[Rahwana]

Holy mother of --- !!! Best motivational ever! Romani at their finest - this deserves my personal record of three balloons: :balloon::balloon::balloon:

Nice pic :thumbsup: very nice....

I got tired watching the Romanikatoni spam every thread with their Roman hater ways...