View Full Version : Large Mafia Game [Council of Villains Series] The Koopa Troop [Concluded]
Double A
11-27-2009, 20:27
One of you are for sure :yes:.
Investigations will confirm this.
I am not just Sigurd.
I am loath to expose my true role as it will give the Mafia a moment of triumf.
Either ATPG and Split attacked Bowser last night. And now you are lynching Reznor. (I am not too happy about the writeup there Chaotix - Reznor does not have pants :beam: )
How Beskar, ATPG and Split will weasel out of this is a mystery. I am really looking forward to the drama in the following rounds.
If we were lynching Reznor, wouldn't Bowser had tried to defend you and then get a doctor on you for the rest of the game? :inquisitive:
Tally:
Sigurd: 18 (Beskar, split, Beefy, AVSM, white_eyes, khaan, ATPG, Captain C, Blackadder, pevergreen, Double A, Paulus Tertius, A1_Unit, Centurion1, atheotes, DiY, Diana, Tratorix)
Beskar: 2 (Sigurd, Psychonaut)
No Lynch: 1 (Cronos Impera)
Abstaining: rhawn, YLC (implied), Sasaki (implied)
Not Voting: Stildawn, Yoyoma1910, Joooray, Greyblades
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This round has roughly 5 hours left.
Additionally, now that the preliminary rounds are over, I'm going to start counting inactivity. If you are inactive (shown as not voting) for more than 3 rounds in a row or 5 total, you can expect the Wrath of Bowser to come down on you. Players who have posted in the thread but not voted are shown as having implied abstains to distinguish them from the inactives.
Greyblades
11-27-2009, 22:55
Vote:Sigurd
I dont want to be roasted by da boss, No hard feelings?
Diana Abnoba
11-27-2009, 23:26
Plus, someone else claimed to be Renzor. You'll have to look back quite a few pages for that post, I'm too lazy.:clown:
I believe it was greyblades that claimed to be Renzor, but I could be wrong.
Well, we all know rule number one. That explains Sasaki.
Big FoS: on Psychonaut, if there are any town vig's, I suggest you kill him. he is most likely Yoshi.
YLC has been afk a lot for a long while now, so that explains him.
Cronos Imafipia is most likely that.
I would like to say, when Sigurd is lynched (obviously proving I am correct that he is Samus), I would like members of the town to message me with who they are or at least their abilities. That way, I can set up a town information network.
If we were lynching Reznor, wouldn't Bowser had tried to defend you and then get a doctor on you for the rest of the game? :inquisitive:
Yeah... funny he ain't protesting much :sneaky:
Yeah... funny he ain't protesting much :sneaky:
Only a Mafia would attempt to do that. Oh wait, you are, silly me. :beam:
Tally:
Sigurd: 19 (Beskar, split, Beefy, AVSM, white_eyes, khaan, ATPG, Captain C, Blackadder, pevergreen, Double A, Paulus Tertius, A1_Unit, Centurion1, atheotes, DiY, Diana, Tratorix, Greyblades)
Beskar: 2 (Sigurd, Psychonaut)
No Lynch: 1 (Cronos Impera)
Abstaining: rhawn, YLC (implied), Sasaki (implied)
Not Voting: Stildawn, Yoyoma1910, Joooray
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There's still a half hour left, but I highly doubt this bandwagon will be overturned. I'm starting the wirte-up now, but voting will remain open, of course, until 9:00 PM EST.
I would like to say, when Sigurd is lynched (obviously proving I am correct that he is Samus), I would like members of the town to message me with who they are or at least their abilities. That way, I can set up a town information network.
I highly discourage this until we can be 100% certain beskar is good, even if the days results go into Beskar's favor and you are supposedly given the all clear, there are many an element in this game and a mass role revelation to Beskar to have you as putty in his hands, as, from what we've seen already, this game isn't as straight forward and obvious as it may seem. :balloon2:
Furthermore mafia will likely have back up role pm's, so mafia could easily infiltrate your townie network and cut you apart even though you may believe them to be innocent.
p.s: Sorry if it seems like I'm always on your case Beskar, but your asking for a lot and there will always be plenty that won't give there roles even if you are townie through & through (something which isn't completely certain until the game finishes no doubt) so you will never narrow suspects down to a feasible educated guess of the mafia, not for several rounds at least. And as already mentioned, I doubt you'll last the night.
pevergreen
11-28-2009, 02:37
As I've demonstrated in recent games, I'm against the TIN.
It makes so much sense why its TinCow now...
:laugh4:
I highly discourage this until we can be 100% certain beskar is good, even if the days results go into Beskar's favor and you are supposedly given the all clear, there are many an element in this game and a mass role revelation to Beskar to have you as putty in his hands, as, from what we've seen already, this game isn't as straight forward and obvious as it may seem. :balloon2:
Furthermore mafia will likely have back up role pm's, so mafia could easily infiltrate your townie network and cut you apart even though you may believe them to be innocent.
Yet I have successfully put my neck right on the line to get the town their first Mafia killed. The fact is, it is almost certain that I am going to die tonight. (if I survive, I thank you for protection in advance)
The reason I matyr'd myself is to get the town working together. Afterall, who knows who for real? Are we all going to sit here on the fence going "Hey, lets just get :daisy: 'd by all these mario people".
Yes, you are right, some one could falsey claim to me, that is why I won't tell anyone who anyone is. I can most likely say if I get killed, who claimed what, if it came to the crunch.
If I was a mafia, claiming and saying the results would have been a really stupid move of me, as it just kicked me out of the game.
I think my innocence, especially when the day result will go in my favour, I mean, public night result from host saying Samus got caught, and me actually revealing it. It is a pretty solid case that I am a townie.
As I said earlier, I never mentioned about Sigurd having a cover role earlier as he could be Bowser. Obviously, Bowser dying would be a major blow to us.
Ultimately, I am pretty much the only known townie in the game who is alive. You could choose to actually work with me, and actually win this game, or you can just allow me to die, and lose the chance while Donkey Kong shoves banana's where the sun does not shine, Mario gets in bed in Yoshi and GeneralHankerchief edit's a bunch of :daisy: into posts.
Yet I have successfully put my neck right on the line to get the town their first Mafia killed. The fact is, it is almost certain that I am going to die tonight. (if I survive, I thank you for protection in advance)
The reason I matyr'd myself is to get the town working together. Afterall, who knows who for real? Are we all going to sit here on the fence going "Hey, lets just get :daisy: 'd by all these mario people".
Yes, you are right, some one could falsey claim to me, that is why I won't tell anyone who anyone is. I can most likely say if I get killed, who claimed what, if it came to the crunch.
If I was a mafia, claiming and saying the results would have been a really stupid move of me, as it just kicked me out of the game.
I think my innocence, especially when the day result will go in my favour, I mean, public night result from host saying Samus got caught, and me actually revealing it. It is a pretty solid case that I am a townie.
As I said earlier, I never mentioned about Sigurd having a cover role earlier as he could be Bowser. Obviously, Bowser dying would be a major blow to us.
Ultimately, I am pretty much the only known townie in the game who is alive. You could choose to actually work with me, and actually win this game, or you can just allow me to die, and lose the chance while Donkey Kong shoves banana's where the sun does not shine, Mario gets in bed in Yoshi and GeneralHankerchief edit's a bunch of :daisy: into posts.
Steady on Beskar, your still guilty until proven innocent.
I commend your townie efforts however (if you are townie) but you could have used your powerful position better, you should have kept your townie network idea quiet and discreetly pm'd players, instead you've added a townie tactic to the mafias checklist, keep your ideas between yourself and those trusted, not all the players! And if you are an investigator, maybe finding any other evidence to vote for sigurd would have been useful, in the hope others followed suit without them even knowing the importance of your role.
By revealing this so publicly you either doom yourself and get killed, or survive and get a cloud of suspicion over your head, either way its not good. :shame:
Steady on Beskar, your still guilty until proven innocent.
I commend your townie efforts however (if you are townie) but you could have used your powerful position better, you should have kept your townie network idea quiet and discreetly pm'd players, instead you've added a townie tactic to the mafias checklist, keep your ideas between yourself and those trusted, not all the players! And if you are an investigator, maybe finding any other evidence to vote for sigurd would have been useful, in the hope others followed suit without them even knowing the importance of your role.
By revealing this so publicly you either doom yourself and get killed, or survive and get a cloud of suspicion over your head, either way its not good. :shame:
You don't know the rule? It is worth losing a detective to take down a Mafia. (losing a detective and no mafia is even worse)
What are the risks in not revealing?
A Mafia is unchecked and kills.
I could be killed, I can't disclose when dead.
Information is being with-held which could cost the game.
What are the risks in revealing?
I get night killed by Mafia, for revealing one of them
Now, let's look at the advantages.
What are the advantages in not revealing?
I could possibly live longer
What are the advantages in revealing?
I take down a Mafia.
There is a chance of getting protection on me, thus allowing me to find more Mafia without dying before I get a chance to disclose.
Other townies know who a Townie is, those townies know who to discuss. Think of Bowser if he is all alone, who can he turn to, for help? He could disclose to me, I could try and aarange help for him, from others like him, who need a hand in protection/roleblock targets. Also, any other investigators could work along side me.
So Thermal, looking at the above, do you think of me revealing as foolish?
What are the risks in not revealing?[/B]
A Mafia might slip free (persuading others to vote for the mafia will not make this all so likely)
I could be killed, I can't disclose when dead.
Information is being with-held which could cost the game. - Only If killed, very slim chance
What are the risks in revealing?
I get night killed by Mafia, for revealing one of them, now I cannot investigate EVER again
Now, let's look at the advantages.
What are the advantages in not revealing?
I will almost certainly live longer
I will be able to frame several mafia
When I do eventually reveal my information I'll probably get more than one bad guy on lynch priority
What are the advantages in revealing?
I take down a Mafia, provided people believe me
Fixed, perhaps waiting a little longer would have helped more, then at least if you were killed, you would have revealed a lot of information, look how many kills there are, we need to count up as many bad guys as possible! And if people didn't vote for those you found guilty in investigation, then reveal later on in the round, but at least try tactics first.
What good is finding a Mafia if I am dead? it is also statistical posssibility that I won't find a Mafia at all.
(just realised, you are already dead. :juggle: )
Sasaki Kojiro
11-28-2009, 04:00
revealing is the right move, in a game like this there is usually a protecting role or two.
What good is finding a Mafia if I am dead? it is also statistical posssibility that I won't find a Mafia at all.
If anything, cutting a massive chunk out either implies you are either mistaken, or you are diliberately trying to cause confusion and sow doubt in the mind of the town, for your benefit as a Mafia.
A cautionary FoS: Thermal Mercury.
Oh, wait for it, he really doesn't like that. You've just released a storm.
Day 3
It had been another long day for the Koopa Troop, but once again, the vote was decisive (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPoH9SERIOY). This time, one of the minions had claimed that another one was really Samus, the infamous bounty hunter, in disguise. Bowser’s underlings, looking for someone to blame, quickly decided to follow these accusations, whether there was real evidence behind them or not.
Bowser walked in on the balcony- this time alone. Neither Kammy nor Kamek had been found in the morning. They were both presumed dead, but nothing resembling their bodies was inside the castle. Bowser was also particularly grumpy due to the death of his first son, Ludwig. Before counting the votes, he reproached his minions a bit.
“Alright, listen up! You bunch of useless morons better have picked a winner this time! If another one of my kids gets killed because you decided not to bring your Thwimp-sized brains with you today, then I might just be eating roasted Koopa for dinner tonight! Now, then… let’s see who you voted for…”
Bowser read through about half of the votes, then tossed the box behind him because they all said the same thing.
“So… Gooper Blooper is the one, eh? Gwahahahar! Perhaps I’ll have fried calamari instead! Bring him forward.”
The massive Gooper Blooper hopped forward into the center of the chamber. It looked particularly oblivious to the fact that it was about to be killed.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/GooperBlooper.jpg
“Any last words, then, squid-face?”
Being unable to speak, Gooper Blooper just stared back at Bowser and made some nasty squid noises.
“Well, that’s fine with me, too. KOOPAS! GOOMBAS! Kill the impostor! RRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!”
After letting out a large roar, Bowser left the room. The Koopa Troop began swarming into the center, attempting to attack Gooper Blooper. The big squid wasn’t going to sit there and endure it, though. He spun in a circle, spewing thick black oil in a ring around him. As the minions charged, they all slipped on the goop. Those that made it through the oil slick were still cover in it.
Then, suddenly, Gooper Blooper’s head opened up, revealing a mechanical interior. A figure, moving too fast to be recognized, leapt high into the air, out of the Mecha-Blooper. Once it reached the apex of its jump, it fired a searing Plasma Beam directly into the oil slick, lighting the whole thing up in flames. Many of the Goombas and Koopas who were still caught in the oil were scorched in the sudden inferno that had been created.
Samus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5UyP4eVkP8) landed outside the inferno. For the first few seconds, the Koopa Troop gave her a wide berth.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Samus2.jpg
This gave her time to activate a particular sequence in her armorsuit. The Mecha-Blooper behind her exploded, spreading the deadly flames even further throughout the condensed Koopa Troop.
Samus now began her own onslaught on the panicked Koopa Troop, firing beams and missiles out of her arm cannon in all directions. This worked particularly well, as the whole Troop was now so afraid of the alien-looking warrior that they ran away from her and put up no resistance.
All was working fine for Samus, and she probably would have destroyed all of Bowser’s grunt force single-handedly. That is, if she hadn’t stepped under a Thwomp (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpU7oSBJWCo) during the fight.
Even when the Thwomp levitated back into the air, Samus was not yet done. She stood back up, and attempted to continue fighting. Her Varia Suit, however, disagreed. Sparks flew everywhere, and after a few seconds the suit just crumbled around her, leaving Samus in only her Zero Suit.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/ZeroSuitSamus.jpg
When the Koopa Troop saw Samus now, most of them stopped dead in their tracks. For many of them, it was love at first sight. Then, when Samus started firing her Stun Blaster, their opinions changed. They no longer had much reason to be afraid of Samus. She was not too different from- and in fact, she even sort of looked like- Princess Peach, whom they captured on an almost monthly basis.
With menacing looks in their eyes, the Koopas quickly surrounded Samus and then began closing in. She held off the first wave, but the Koopas just kept coming, and eventually she fell. By the end of the whole ordeal, her body could not be found.
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Alive: 27
Sasaki Kojiro
spl1tp3r50naL1ty
A Very Super Market
Beskar
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Askthepizzaguy
Greyblades
White_eyes:D
Captain C
Yaseikhaan
Death is yonder
Stildawn
rhawn
Paulus Tertius
A1_Unit
Centurion1
atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Tratorix
Beefy187
Psychonaut
Joooray
YLC
Cronos Impera
Yoyoma1910
Dead: 8
Cultured Drizzt fan
TheMarioKarters
taka
Sprig
scottishranger
Thermal Mercury
Khazaar
Sigurd
Far away and never returning: Thefluffyone93
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Begin Night 3
This phase will be 24 hours, unless I don't get night orders on time.
Wait, was that a Squid cover-role, which revealed to be Samus?
ZOMG!!!!!111
Now :whip:, let's get more Mafia.
Death is yonder
11-28-2009, 04:04
Wow, he really was a squid :laugh4:
Splitpersonality
11-28-2009, 04:05
:applause:
:applause:
Fixed.:2thumbsup:
Anyway, you all know what I am expecting from the town. I expect a pm box telling me the info which we will use to win this game and stop the Mafia.
Diana Abnoba
11-28-2009, 05:38
:applause: it was a squid cover
Thanks for killing my killer, you killer!^^
Thanks for killing my killer, you killer!^^
But what if someone kills the killer of your killing killer who killed you?:dizzy2::clown:
thefluffyone93
11-28-2009, 18:49
blarg
:hanged:
Remember people, send pm's. :smash:
Do we actually want to beat Mario?
Oh, wait for it, he really doesn't like that. You've just released a storm.
Funny you should say that as 2 minutes later beskar edited that out because he realized I was dead, which shows he was only going to FoS me if I was alive. Maybe I did get to worked up about it, but when you don't even know what players are alive and which are dead, it shows you didn't bother to read the hosts write up, or at least see what the results were.
If there are protectors, as you could say, then revealing is fine, only I didn't believe protectors were regular characters in mafia games, (I have been away for 6 months) I still think it might have been worth waiting one more turn (even if the person you investiagte isn't mafia, thats still one more confirmed innocent), but at least you weren't lying Beskar.
If you do get peoples role pm's make sure you look out for anything that looks forged or perhaps odd for choatix to write or place...
I would private message but I can't because I'm dead, whether you agree with me or not I am at least a fairly unbiased opinion, seeing as I died being proven as kammy koopa.
Sasaki Kojiro
11-28-2009, 20:11
Funny you should say that as 2 minutes later beskar edited that out because he realized I was dead, which shows he was only going to FoS me if I was alive. Maybe I did get to worked up about it, but when you don't even know what players are alive and which are dead, it shows you didn't bother to read the hosts write up, or at least see what the results were.
He edited 4 minutes after posting it, which is precisely the amount of time it took for you to jump all over me for fos'ing you :beam:
I read the writeup, just forgot the names. At least you're actually playing the game right?
He edited 4 minutes after posting it, which is precisely the amount of time it took for you to jump all over me for fos'ing you :beam:
Maybe I just don't like you :inquisitive:
Or maybe I do :balloon2:
And yes I am playing the game, in an undead way... :balloon2:
Double A
11-28-2009, 20:24
Anyway, you all know what I am expecting from the town. I expect a pm box telling me the info which we will use to win this game and stop the Mafia.
Wait why are we sending all our valuable information to one guy who gave us Samus? That doesn't prove anything unless you give us a monkey head sauteed with bananas next turn.
Wait why are we sending all our valuable information to one guy who gave us Samus? That doesn't prove anything unless you give us a monkey head sauteed with bananas next turn.
Well that was the kind of attitude I had initially, but hes probably good and perhaps your best chance in this situation... :balloon2:
Double A
11-28-2009, 20:38
I'm gonna wait another turn or two. I'm not too keen on revealing my role to someone right now.
And yes I am playing the game, in an undead way... :balloon2:
You are ghosting worst than GeneralHankerchief in Capo.
No wonder people are getting confused and FoS-ing you. Dead people don't generally post two pages worth trying to discredit the town, and if they do, they are usually mafia with something to gain from it.
Also, why won't you release your role to a loyal town investigator who gave the town as Mafia, Double A. Makes me want to investigate you as it looks like you are a mafia trying to hide.
Tratorix
11-28-2009, 22:25
You are ghosting worst than GeneralHankerchief in Capo.
No wonder people are getting confused and FoS-ing you. Dead people don't generally post two pages worth trying to discredit the town, and if they do, they are usually mafia with something to gain from it.
Also, why won't you release your role to a loyal town investigator who gave the town as Mafia, Double A. Makes me want to investigate you as it looks like you are a mafia trying to hide.
Beskar, you've done this "I'm the investigator, send me your role pms" thing before as mafia. You are not a proven townie yet.
Beskar, you've done this "I'm the investigator, send me your role pms" thing before as mafia. You are not a proven townie yet.
When have I ever done that? (as a Mafia even)
White_eyes:D
11-28-2009, 23:22
When have I ever done that? (as a Mafia even)
Mafia Mongolica:bounce:
White_eyes:D
11-28-2009, 23:32
Just to get the point across....:laugh4:
I don't, since I never did any of the kills I been accused of and there is not Beskar-ATPG/Beskar-Sigurd connection and since Ichigo was actually a Mafia. There has not been a single accusation of me which has been correct.
I haven't acted "scummy" at all, since I am accused of acting "scummy" every single game where I am shown to be a town. Calling me scummy holds as much water as a bucket with no bottom on. The fact either as Mafia or Town, I play as if I am a town, it is actually impossible to know outside of pro-town roles or if I am some one else's team mate what team I am on. Unfortunately, people just lynch me regardless, even though I never had been Mafia, and every time, I am town.
Yeah, Ichigo was trying to set me up with the kills, he had to go. However, Khaan not revealing Ichigo was mafia was my downfall.
ROFL when you denied using that tactic Beskar....:grin2:
You are ghosting worst than GeneralHankerchief in Capo.
No wonder people are getting confused and FoS-ing you. Dead people don't generally post two pages worth trying to discredit the town, and if they do, they are usually mafia with something to gain from it.
Also, why won't you release your role to a loyal town investigator who gave the town as Mafia, Double A. Makes me want to investigate you as it looks like you are a mafia trying to hide.
I know I'm posting a lot because I like this game and still want to be part of it, I'm not discrediting town and you know it, I am simply considering all options and expressing them, which may be useful to some, even if not you, if people don't want to give there roles to you Beskar, they won't.
Double A, along with others don't completely trust you yet, I said some people won't give there roles out and it looks like I was right, so sorry for being realistic Beskar because nothing about your townie tactic looks reliable, even though you are very likely to be town. There have been games where players have changed sides in the past, why could this game be an exception? (just showing all possibilities, not accusing)
While I'm not familiar with Capo I see it as an honour to be compared to generalhankerchief in something, even if its bad. :balloon2:
Mafia Mongolica:bounce:
Erm no, that is a different tactic. I never said "reveal your roles" or anything of the sort.
Also, I am on the town side and not in team Mario, hence I discovered him which is both in public write-up and I also posted my results.
Also, since this is the first time you popped up, I FoS you.
(Also, the White_Eyes:C song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssT7NkDDsC0))
Edit: Funny that people are trying to hinder this. Those who have revealed have experienced no ill-effects and nor will they, including some very important town roles.
Splitpersonality
11-29-2009, 00:12
Also, I am not on the town side and not in team Mario, hence I discovered him which is both in public write-up and I also posted my results.
A HA!
A CONFESSION!
:clown:
A HA!
A CONFESSION!
Are we sure we lynched all the jokers? I think we forgot one.
Are we sure we lynched all the jokers? I think we forgot one.
Do you have to inflict depression on us all of the time? :thinking:
Sasaki Kojiro
11-29-2009, 04:51
Edit: Funny that people are trying to hinder this.
Are you a joker role? When has the pro townie network gone unprotested?
I am getting sent some powerful roles.
“Bow, puny mortals, fear and despair, Chuck is here”
-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZz2yCe3pIg
Chuck Noris
You are Chuck Norris, AKA Grimmy.
You’ve the most awesome being that the world has ever seen. Countless times have you watched over the mortals, but your patience is slowly waning. Mortals poke at you and constantly mock you and make lame jokes about your awesomeness, some even question the authenticity of your power.
Your alignment is None. God
You are too powerful to chain yourself in allegiance to any puny mortal, you will help whoever you wish.
Victory Conditions:
Major- Do nothing, the affairs of mortals are hardly your concern, victory is assured.
Minor- Kill Beskar, he's such an irritating pest, constantly demanding to see your manliness, fanboys should be removed like the scourge they are on this planet.
Abilities:
Chuck Norris - Every night, YOU choose what YOU want to do, you posses ALL THE POWER, MWAHAHHAHAHA. The game ends at your whim, when you get bored of all the mortals and their gibberish, you can post in the thread, "Allyourbasesarebelongtous", and you win.
Double A
11-29-2009, 06:48
So I'm supposed to trust someone... in a mafia game?
pevergreen
11-29-2009, 08:42
I didn't know SFTS was playing.
pevergreen
11-29-2009, 14:54
Phase should have been over 11 hours ago roughly?
Don't extend the phase if you don't get orders, then theres no motivation to get them in on time. :tongue:
No, the forum was down last night for a few hours, crossing the round end.
No, the forum was down last night for a few hours, crossing the round end.
Yes it was, I cant remember what I was doing, but I know I had a big post prepared then the forum cut off, I was not happy. :shame:
pevergreen
11-29-2009, 16:12
Oops, my bad. Must have been during the few hours here and there I wasn't refreshing today.
:shame: My apologies.
Sorry, I should have said- the round has been extended. There's about 10 hours left.
The shutdown prevented us from seeing a nicely written writeup last night!:furious3::clown:
Round has ended; expect the write-up in a few hours, I've been busy.
pevergreen
11-30-2009, 03:22
As long as I get it before I go home (slightly over 4 hours from this post)
:2thumbsup:
:tongue:
Night 3
“Thank you all for joining us once again, for the Lakitu Bros. Nightly Report (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qZg14mgsg), now sponsored by Whomp n’ Thwomp Building Supply Company! For all your impenetrable fortress, castle, and tower needs!”
From what could be seen on the camera, the Lakitu was once again in the dungeons of Bowser’s Castle.
“Tonight, we’ll be checking in on pevergreen, to see what he’s up to. I’ve got a special source that says he’ll probably be down here in the dungeons, so we can skip his room altogether if we find him here.”
The Lakitu proceeded onwards towards Princess Peach’s cell. Upon closer inspection, it appeared the Princess was so tired from being kept awake the past night that she had fallen asleep, even on her dirty cell bed, tonight. Outside the cell, however, the Princess had a secret visitor, apart from the two Koopatrols.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/KingBob-Omb.png
“There he is: The Bob-Omb King, also known as pevergreen! My, he certainly has a confused look on his face. And what’s he doing outside the Princess’ cell, anyway? It didn’t end up well for the last two people who showed up here… maybe he should leave before something bad happens to him, too! Hahahaha!”
Sure enough, visible on the camera but unable to be recognized were two shadowy figures, hiding on opposite sides of the corridor. King Bob-Omb appeared to see these two intruders as well, and as his confused expression turned to worry, he hurried out of the dungeons. The intruders did not follow him.
“Well, I’m afraid we’re out of time for tonight. Be sure to join us next time for the Lakitu Bros. Nightly Report!”
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Yoshi ran as fast his short legs could take him. He had known his target would be accompanied, as Mario warned, but he did not expect to be so quickly surrounded by the three minibosses (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFnuHleqZUA).
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Yoshi.jpg
Fortunately, Yoshi was a small target, and he was faster than Boom Boom, Reznor, or Goomboss. Eventually, the nimble dinosaur found a way to isolate his enemies: he ran past a Thwomp. Only Reznor was quick enough to make it past; the other two were left standing on the other side of the Thwomp, unable to help.
Yoshi now took a large block that had been lying around and tossed it on top of the Thwomp. Weighed down, the Thwomp was now unable to rise again, and Reznor was really trapped. But the tricky triceratops wasn’t going to give in that easily: he split into four and hopped on his trademark spinning platform wheel.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/FourReznors.jpg
Yoshi began tossing eggs, but each Reznor clone covered for the others with fireballs, and he couldn’t get a shot in. While this was happening, the Reznors were also spitting fireballs directly at Yoshi, and coming dangerously close to him with their horns on the moving platforms.
Tired of the game, Yoshi eventually leapt and ground-pounded one of the four Reznors. That one was squished and disappeared, but Yoshi got blasted by three retaliatory fireballs. The damaged dino was thrown off the platform by the attack, and landed hard on the floor. Now the Reznors were closing in for the finish.
Suddenly, however, there was a flash. When Yoshi looked up, one of the three remaining Reznors had disappeared, and in its place on the platform was none other than the enigmatic Mr. L.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/MrL.jpg
“Heh… you ought to step up your game, kid. Let the Green Thunder show you how it’s done!”
As his platform leveled out with one of the remaining Reznors’, Mr. L blasted it with an inferno of green flames. Then he made a super jump and delivered a bone-shattering kick to the last Reznor. With no minions left to ride it, the platform wheel dissipated, and Mr. L dropped to the ground. He turned back to the confused Yoshi.
“I guess I’ll see you around, then. Try not to get your green butt kicked next time, huh?”
And before Yoshi could stop him, he disappeared in another flash.
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“Come on, dudes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIMrEUz9nc4), stop being so lazy and get up already! We can’t beat up Mario if you’re too busy sleepin’!”
Yellow Ninjakoopa was out cold. Red just grumbled an annoyed reply to the Green Ninjakoopa.
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“Shut up, I’m the leader, you got dat? I decide what we do ‘round here, and right now I decide that it’s night time and so we should be sleepin’!”
Green wasn’t given a chance to reply, however, as there was an intruder in the Koopa Bros.’ lair.
“Heh heh heh! Look at you idiots fighting amongst yourselves. This should be a piece of cake!”
Now Red jumped out of his bed, even more annoyed.
“Hey! Who are you? Didn’t you see the sign? It said ‘DO NOT DISTURB’. That means that you’re not supposed to disturb us! Can’t you read?”
“I go wherever I want. This is MY castle, not yours!”
“Hey, Red, dude, I think this guy is tryin’ to start somethin’.”
“Yeah, I think you’re right. Hey, are you tryin’ to start somethin’ wit’ the Koopa Bros.? Yellow, get up, this punk is messin’ wit’ the Koopa Bros. here.”
Yellow Ninjakoopa hopped out of his bed. He spoke, groggily.
“Hey, ain’t dis guy King Bowser’s son or somethin’? I recognize him from somewhere…”
“Yeah, I think you’re right, Yellow. Hey, you! You’re Bowser Jr., aren’t you?”
The dark intruder stepped out of the shadows.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/bowserjr.png
“They used to call me that. But I’ve been given a new name by my master. He calls me… Broccoli Jr.”
“Ok, that’s it, this guy’s creepin’ me out! Koopa Bros., let’s do our Koopa Bros. Super Special Shell Tower Attack!”
“Hey, dude, that’s totally my line!”
The three Koopa Bros. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrZfXQqfC14) positioned themselves so that they were stacked up on top of each other, much to the amusement of Broccoli Jr. Then they started spinning in place. Broccoli wasn’t prepared for the speed at which the Super Special Attack hit him. He tried to dodge, but the Koopa Bros. were just too powerful when united.
In the closed-in space of the Koopa Bros.’ den, the tower of Koopa Shells bounced off the walls, and hit Broccoli Jr. many times. When they were finally finished, Broccoli was so bruised that he could barely move.
“Ha! How do you like dat? Dat’s what you get for messin’ wit’ the Koopa Bros.!”
“Darn… it appears that you beat me. Lord Dimentio will not be pleased… but at least I’ll take you all with me! GWAHAHAHAR!”
“Dimentio? Who’s dat?”
Broccoli Jr. pulled a lever on the wall. A trapdoor began opening in the Koopa Bros.’ ceiling. Red and Yellow jumped out of the way.
“Yo, Green! Watch out, dude!”
“Wait, what?”
Both Broccoli Jr. and the Green Ninjakoopa were buried under tons of prickly Pokey poop. The other two Ninjakoopas stared in simultaneous awe and disgust.
“……Dude.”
“Not cool, dude.”
"Hey, we should probably help Green out, right?"
“Yeah… yeah, we should.”
The two Koopa Bros. stood and stared at the pile of Pokey poop.
“So, uhh… get him out of there, Yellow.”
“Dude, I’m not touching that stuff!”
“Yeah, let’s just go find a new lair, then.”
“Sounds good to me.”
The Koopa Bros., minus one, left the room, which was quickly developing a rather pungent smell.
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Deep in the castle, there was still one Thwomp who had a rather large block on top of him, pinning him down. A shadow (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei2mhDZG9W8) was cast over the lonely Thwomp as another being approached.
“Hey, it’s you! Help me out, will you?”
“NO. I HAVE BEEN ORDERED TO KILL YOU.”
“Wh-what do you mean? We’re pals! You can’t kill me!”
“WHY NOT? FAWFUL HAS ORDERED IT.”
"Well, think about it… can you even kill a Thwomp?"
“THAT IS WHY I BROUGHT A LITTLE FRIEND WITH ME.”
The intruder held up a sparkling object. It was an Invincibility Star.
“No… no, you can’t! Put that down! Don’t hurt me! Aaaaaaaaaaah!”
The Thwomp’s screams were heard all throughout the corridors.
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“It’s-a payback time.”
Waluigi stopped dead in his tracks. That was Mario’s voice, coming from behind him. He had been waiting for this moment since Wario had been killed by Luigi, back at that Council of Villains thing or whatever. Waluigi had come to the castle seeking revenge on Luigi- since the green one was presumed to be dead, Waluigi would take a bro for a bro. Admittedly, Waluigi was a little unprepared for Mario to come seeking him out.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Mario2.jpghttps://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Waluigi2.png
“I should-a be saying that, you dirty cheater!”
“You sold Samus out. Now it’s-a time for you to die, Waluigi.”
“WAAAAAAAAAARGH! Revenge time! Waluigi gonna WIN!”
Waluigi pulled out his tennis racket (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP_QMPaPZ0w) and a Bob-Omb, and smash-served it straight towards Mario. Surprised, the plumber caught the Bob-Omb in his hands. Then he threw it back at Waluigi. The purple-clad one ran out of the way just as the Bob-Omb exploded.
“Cheater! You can’t do that!”
Waluigi now hopped on his motorbike and began speeding away, with Mario in hot pursuit in a kart that materialized out of nowhere.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/WaluigiBike.jpg
Waluigi began dropping all sorts of things behind him to slow Mario down, from banana peels to Fake Item Boxes to more Bob-Ombs. Mario swerved around them, but was unable to catch up to Waluigi.
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This continued for two more laps around the castle, with Waluigi maintaining a steady lead. Waluigi had replaced all of the regular item boxes on the course with fake ones, except for a single one at every turn that Waluigi himself picked up. As sudden as the whole race seemed, Waluigi was always prepared to make sure he won.
However, on the last stretch of the final lap, Waluigi missed that item box. Despite his frantic Bob-Omb tossing, Mario was able to evade the obstacles and grab that last box. Inside, of course, was the fabled Blue Spiny Shell. As soon as Mario threw the shell, it homed in on Waluigi and then struck hard, causing a massive explosion that sent Waluigi and his bike flying off into the distance. His whining voice could be heard above the explosion.
“CHEATER!”
Mario crossed the finish line, now in first place.
“Woohoo! Mario wins!”
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Write-up Summary:
Lakitu Bros. investigated King Bob-Omb (pevergreen).
Yoshi and Mr. L killed Reznor (Greyblades)
The Koopa Bros. killed Broccoli Jr. (ATPG).
Broccoli Jr. (ATPG) killed Green Ninjakoopa (white_eyes).
Fawful's Minion killed Thwomp (Psychonaut).
Mario killed Waluigi (Beskar).
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Alive: 22
Sasaki Kojiro
spl1tp3r50naL1ty
A Very Super Market
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Captain C
Yaseikhaan
Death is yonder
Stildawn
rhawn
Paulus Tertius
A1_Unit
Centurion1
atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Tratorix
Beefy187
Joooray
YLC
Cronos Impera
Yoyoma1910
Dead: 13
Cultured Drizzt fan
TheMarioKarters
taka
Sprig
scottishranger
Thermal Mercury
Khazaar
Sigurd
Greyblades
White_eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Beskar
Far away and never returning: Thefluffyone93
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Begin Day 4
The round will last 48 hours.
pevergreen
11-30-2009, 06:06
Thats crazy...
Dimentio? Fawful?
Mario characters I don't know. :confused:
Double A
11-30-2009, 06:10
Waluigi is totally trustable.
Splitpersonality
11-30-2009, 06:11
What the...
isn't Fawful a villain?
Why is he killing townies...?
Result PMs will be sent tomorrow, when I have more time to write them.
You can look up Dimentio and Fawful on mariowiki.com (http://mariowiki.com), pever. They are small-time villains from the Mario RPGs, but I find them absolutely hilarious. Both were actually in Council of Villains, too.
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 06:20
A strange voice erupts from the dying body of Broccoli Jr.-
Soon you will all know who Lord Dimentio is... :evil: Just relax and slip into unconsciousness... it will be much easier for you I'm sure. I am a wonderful and generous master. I truly hope you like my small, but special contributions. When the spell is cast, you'll become my puppets. Involuntarily, you'll do as I say. I'll have total control over your minds. Don't you think this is a revolutionary way to conquer all of the Mushroom Kingdom? That pathetic Bowser could never come up with anything this ingenious. Just sit back and relax and let me take care of Mario. You fools are too pathetic and disorganized to do this without my help.
I am invincible! There's nothing you can do! And now, it is time for the destruction to begin! Let it begin with YOU, as you wallow around in helplessness, like upside-down turtles!
pevergreen
11-30-2009, 06:21
My participation in the prequel, was sadly lacking. :shame:
I shall look them up. :yes:
Death is yonder
11-30-2009, 06:31
It appears that ATPG has been mind controlled :dizzy2:
I seem to recall Dimentio does that.
Double A
11-30-2009, 06:34
Lemme get this straight...
4 of the 6 most powerful townies (Kamek, Kammy, Bowser Jr, and Reznor. Other 2 minibosses are still living) have been killed.
We really need to kill a mafioso. Anyone in the mood for dinosaur shish-ka-bobs?
seireikhaan
11-30-2009, 06:48
Holy :daisy: :dizzy2:
Vote: A1 unit. Hunch at this point, but I think we'll find our mafioso in those that jumped on the sigurd 'wagon around the midway point, when it became clear that all hope was lost. I don't think we'll find them on the first few voters(since they would want to see how the reaction goes) and we probably won't find them amongst the few who abstained or voted VERY late, since, if they knew he was going to be nailed, it would make them look better to vote sigurd sooner rather than later.
Waluigi is totally trustable.
Actually, I was.
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:26
Then :daisy:
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 07:28
Double A.... you, the plumber, will be destroyed by the great Lord Dimentio.
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:31
No not really. If I die then I won't win. And that's not allowed. :snobby:
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 07:33
No not really. If I die then I won't win. And that's not allowed. :snob:
Foolish plumber. If you prefer, I will control your mind as well, and force you to kill your own heroic brethren. Would you prefer that, foolish weakling plumber?
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:34
You must be thinking of another guy. Mario sucks too much to be me.
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 07:35
Then why, oh why, do you have pasta on the brain?
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:37
Pasta? Not today. I'm in the mood for some Boos.
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 07:40
Pasta? Not today. I'm in the mood for some Boos.
You would eat of Bowser's minions? A confession, sayeth the Lord Dimentio. But fear not, I will not destroy you yet. I have far more important matters to attend to.
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:43
Like get stir-fired by Bowser you traitorous vegetable?
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 07:45
Like get stir-fired by Bowser you traitorous vegetable?
Bowser cannot stop me. He's already proven to be a most useful pawn in my little game.
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:49
You talk like you're still alive.
Hmm...
zombie kill: ATPG
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 07:52
You already know he is just my puppet, yet you would choose to strike him, foolish plumber? Foolish, foolish plumber.
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:55
Ok fine. If you tell me where you are I'll gladly club you instead. How's that sound?
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 07:56
I, the great Lord Dimentio, am inside your mind, foolish plumber.
Double A
11-30-2009, 07:58
Uhh five more minutes mom...
Huh? What? Where'd you come from?
:laugh4: ...
Where were your protectors? Sleeping?
And thank you all for exposing Greyblades. I doubt we would have connected the dots without your assistance. :bow:
That's what you get for messing with Samus Aran. :beam:
Double A
11-30-2009, 08:45
Samus suxorz hur hur hur!
Greyblades
11-30-2009, 10:18
...Dang...
I said during the day phase that is what he is doing.
Allright, I´m about done beeing dead. You can revive me now, I´ve learned my lesson, really...
Holy :daisy: :dizzy2:
Vote: A1 unit. Hunch at this point, but I think we'll find our mafioso in those that jumped on the sigurd 'wagon around the midway point, when it became clear that all hope was lost. I don't think we'll find them on the first few voters(since they would want to see how the reaction goes) and we probably won't find them amongst the few who abstained or voted VERY late, since, if they knew he was going to be nailed, it would make them look better to vote sigurd sooner rather than later.
I jumped on the bandwagon to kill an exposed mafioso.:smash:
I suspect those who were trying "not to kill an innocent townie" by changing their votes from Sigurd to Beskar as mafia.
Diana Abnoba
11-30-2009, 19:32
@ Chaotix
Thanks for the summary part in the write up, it helps some. I don't know any of these characters in Mario, and I'm lost.
@ anyone
Sorry, this may sound redundant but, I'm I right about the 3 "mafia" we need to find; Mario, Yoshi, Mr. L, and now Lord Dimentio and Fawful are "mind controlling" us, killing also? Help! I'm just a little townie turtle, and I'm lost.
Well this site: www.mariowiki.com (http://www.mariowiki.com/Main_Page) should help.:2thumbsup:
Double A
11-30-2009, 22:17
@ Chaotix
Thanks for the summary part in the write up, it helps some. I don't know any of these characters in Mario, and I'm lost.
@ anyone
Sorry, this may sound redundant but, I'm I right about the 3 "mafia" we need to find; Mario, Yoshi, Mr. L, and now Lord Dimentio and Fawful are "mind controlling" us, killing also? Help! I'm just a little townie turtle, and I'm lost.
Here is what the sides are:
Koopas (Towines)
Mario, Yoshi, and Samus (mafia)
Donkey King (SK)
Fawful (cult mafia)
Lord Dimentio (cult mafia)
Mr L. (either Lord Dimentio or mafia. Currently unknown. Probably Lord Dimentio until he dies. Then Luigi goes mafia.)
Maybe we should find a lurker to vote for? Either that or we need a good suspect.
atheotes
11-30-2009, 22:26
so many mafia and considering the fact that we just lost some pro-town roles, it doesnt look good :no:
Revote because of editing; vote:No Lynch
Sasaki Kojiro
11-30-2009, 22:28
Huh, currently A1unit is in the lead with 1 vote.
I'll stick with split and make it a three way tie Vote:splitpersonality
seireikhaan
11-30-2009, 22:31
I jumped on the bandwagon to kill an exposed mafioso.:smash:
I suspect those who were trying "not to kill an innocent townie" by changing their votes from Sigurd to Beskar as mafia.
And now you're playing coy with me. Reread what I posted- mafia know when their partner is boned, and anyone on the mafia could have either been in the last game, or simply read up on it and known that scum were entirely exposed for what they were when they were lynched. Ifso facto, any half decent mafioso jumps on the bandwagon the instant they realize hope is lost, and does ANYTHING to avoid looking like they were helping someone they knew would be exposed as mafia. So, I scanned through for those that jumped on after it reached eight or nine, and picked one. Luck you.
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 22:36
Lord Dimentio (cult mafia)
The great Lord Dimentio isn't a cult, no sir! He's a way of life. A genius. A bold leader we so desperately need in these dark times... a shining beacon, a ray of hope, and a danged sexy beast. Once Lord Dimentio kills you, you foolish plumber, all will kneel and bow before Lord Dimentio as the one true master of the Mushroom Kingdom dimension. Then he will take the Plot Device star and open a gateway to the dimension with the other rotund mustach, "Doctor Eggman", and steal his Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom!!! No one can stop us! *evil cackling*
Also, a point of correction, Fawful is a friend of Lord Dimentio. We will rule the multi-verse together.
And now you're playing coy with me. Reread what I posted- mafia know when their partner is boned, and anyone on the mafia could have either been in the last game, or simply read up on it and known that scum were entirely exposed for what they were when they were lynched. Ifso facto, any half decent mafioso jumps on the bandwagon the instant they realize hope is lost, and does ANYTHING to avoid looking like they were helping someone they knew would be exposed as mafia. So, I scanned through for those that jumped on after it reached eight or nine, and picked one. Luck you.
And you have no suspicions of the people who tried to get a bandwagon started on Beskar?:inquisitive:
seireikhaan
11-30-2009, 22:44
And you have no suspicions of the people who tried to get a bandwagon started on Beskar?:inquisitive:
Not particularly. Sure, its WIFOM, but its simply waaaay too suicidal. Trying to get a claimed detective lynched(and then killing him the next night to confirm his innocence :juggle2:) sorta attracts roleblockers and lynches and all sorts of things mafia want to avoid. Most likely those folks were being over-paranoid or simply false.
Splitpersonality
11-30-2009, 23:30
Vote: sasaki
Pah, 4 way tie it is.
pevergreen
11-30-2009, 23:38
Vote: sasaki
Pah, 4 way tie it is.
I would not do that if I were you.
Splitpersonality
11-30-2009, 23:39
Why not?
Unvote;
I'd like to hear your reasoning...
Greyblades
11-30-2009, 23:40
Uh could I ask to be put down as a replacement?
Double A
11-30-2009, 23:45
Can we have a tally?
Can we have a tally?
12 - 1
To the mafia!!! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
Uh could I ask to be put down as a replacement?
Certainly, if I need replacements I will ask you.
As for a tally- there are only four votes and I've got a 1000 word essay to do. Figure it out. :clown:
Askthepizzaguy
11-30-2009, 23:55
The Minion of Lord Dimentio known as AsktheBroccoliGuy Jr. could write your essay in 10 minutes, foolish plumber!
Double A
11-30-2009, 23:55
Right then. A1 voting no lynch on day 4? Totally not suspicous.
vote: A1_Unit
Splitpersonality
11-30-2009, 23:56
The Minion of Lord Dimentio known as AsktheBroccoliGuy Jr. could write your essay in 10 minutes, foolish plumber!
You wanna write my 1000 word essay on René Descartes? Feel free too *mutter mutter*
Double A
11-30-2009, 23:56
The Minion of Lord Dimentio known as AsktheBroccoliGuy Jr. could write your essay in 10 minutes, foolish plumber!
A-HA!
vote: Chaotix.
Splitpersonality
11-30-2009, 23:58
A-HA!
vote: Chaotix.
This isn't an ATPG game, I don't think it works like that :laugh4:
pevergreen
11-30-2009, 23:59
Vote: Yaseikhaan
Splitpersonality
12-01-2009, 00:02
pevergreen, can i hear your reasoning for why I shouldn't vote Sasaki?
If you want to send in PM or whatever that's cool too...
unvote: vote:Yaseikhaan Is this also suspicious for you Double A?:clown: I think Yaseikhaan "randomly" voting for me and labeling me scum seems scummy. Could he be a mafioso trying to deflect attention onto me and thus saving himself?:inquisitive:
Captain Blackadder
12-01-2009, 01:25
vote a1unit
Voting no lynch on day 4 reeks of someone trying to stay under the radar and hide by saying nothing to get people even thinking about what you are doing. Come back with a vote and some reasoning and I might unvote you.
Also Chatoix when are the people who really havnt done anything going to get wogged? Since I don't particully want to waste lynches to make sure lurkers don't win.
I was just getting a vote down to make other people start voting and break the "ice" so to speak.:clown:
I know I'm a big fat lurker so far myself, but I'm still gonna vote for one since I'm very much lost at what else to do.
And my victim of choice is Vote: Cronos Impera.
Beefy187
12-01-2009, 01:57
Vote: A1_Unit
Just like what the others said, you seemed like a mafia going neutral to show that you don't mind being lynched.
Sorry, but you are my choice for the day
Sasaki Kojiro
12-01-2009, 02:08
Vote: sasaki
Pah, 4 way tie it is.
When I said I would make it a three way tie, I was including your vote for me :laugh4:
I come online later than most of the votes, I read the evidence, I'm convinced, I vote for Sigurd = Mafia member, and this is my reward.:thumbsdown: And you never even question the people who try to start a counter bandwagon on Beskar, I bet they will turn out to be the Mafia - unlike me.
Notice how the Mafia keep targeting the top Pro-town roles. They seem to have an informer. You had better find him instead of voting for "suspicious" people who happened to place their vote a few minutes after the main group.
FOS: People who waffled between Sigurd and Beskar and the people responsible for trying to counter-bandwagon him.
Splitpersonality
12-01-2009, 02:35
When I said I would make it a three way tie, I was including your vote for me :laugh4:
Oh you :smug:
Death is yonder
12-01-2009, 02:39
Vote: Captain C
Haven't been hearing much from you.
Diana Abnoba
12-01-2009, 02:47
Well this site: www.mariowiki.com (http://www.mariowiki.com/Main_Page) should help.:2thumbsup:
Thanks so much!!! :2thumbsup:
Diana Abnoba
12-01-2009, 02:48
Here is what the sides are:
Koopas (Towines)
Mario, Yoshi, and Samus (mafia)
Donkey King (SK)
Fawful (cult mafia)
Lord Dimentio (cult mafia)
Mr L. (either Lord Dimentio or mafia. Currently unknown. Probably Lord Dimentio until he dies. Then Luigi goes mafia.)
Thanks so much for info and clarification!!!
Death is yonder
12-01-2009, 03:03
It also seems that Dimentio and Fawful are on the same side, or maybe pizzaguy Lord Dimentio is just trying to confuse us all with his mind games.
Splitpersonality
12-01-2009, 03:06
Shouldn't a mind controlled minion be free from his master's grasp when he dies?
You can't really control someone's mind when they've got no... mind to controll.
I think Pizzaguy is pulling our leg :laugh4:
pevergreen
12-01-2009, 03:47
Khann has until 1:30pm my time. Just under 45 minutes.
pevergreen
12-01-2009, 04:31
Sorry Khaan.
Or should I say...Yoshi.
Splitpersonality
12-01-2009, 04:33
Sorry Khaan.
Or should I say...Yoshi.
Do you have proof of this claim?
Vote: Khaan
pevergreen
12-01-2009, 04:42
Yoshi does not know your identity, so you must contact him yourself if you wish to open up a communication.
Hi yoshi.
Care to explain why i shouldnt reveal you?
Because I can help you achieve your goals, obviously. :juggle2: Why leave yourself alone and vulnerable when there are potential allies?
I am 100% sure khaan is yoshi. I don't throw that around unless I know for sure. Ever.
Seriously, I don't. Check..militia of montana? Only game where I said i was 100% sure, I was right.
Splitpersonality
12-01-2009, 04:45
Obviously, as with Beskar, if you're wrong you go down next right?
pevergreen
12-01-2009, 05:15
Yup.
He wouldn't give me the identity of mario, but he did tell me they can recruit certain people.
I don't know his cover role.
Beefy187
12-01-2009, 05:37
I'll go with the harder bandwagon
Unvote, Vote: Khaan
atheotes
12-01-2009, 06:38
thats interesting...lets see how it turns out
Vote: Khaan
Death is yonder
12-01-2009, 06:58
Hmm indeed.
We followed Beskar and it bore us fruit, no reason for pever to lie when he knows the consequences.
Vote: Khaan
seireikhaan
12-01-2009, 07:00
Fine, lynch me. Then, lynch pever. He is Donkey Kong, and we were GOING to recruit him before he ran out of patience and jumped the boat.
A Very Super Market
12-01-2009, 07:31
First Pirateship, now this? pever seems to like switching allegiances.
Vote: Khaan
pevergreen
12-01-2009, 08:18
Hey, pirateship had reenk, and they were able to recruit me.
This?
As clearly seen, I'm the king bombomb guy.
Am I spelling it right? I spell it like i say it. Its not bombom is it? :confused:
I wouldn't 100% this if I wasnt sure.
The write-up is correct, he is King Bob-omb.
pevergreen
12-01-2009, 09:59
Really? Man I need to practise reading.
First Arthura instead of Arutha, now Bomb-omb instead of Bob-omb
You still say it bomb omb though, right?
The write-up is correct, he is King Bob-omb.
And I was Raznor... or was it squid boy :dizzy2:
Captain Blackadder
12-01-2009, 13:01
unvote a1unit vote khann
Again if this is incorrect down you go pevergreen. Khann do you have anything to say in your defence?
pevergreen
12-01-2009, 13:24
He's got no defence.
If he tries, he knows I can just quote the PM's he sent saying that I revealed him.
And I was Raznor... or was it squid boy :dizzy2:
You was squid boy.
Shame you had to work for Mario, Samus. I am sure I could have shown you a good time.
seireikhaan
12-01-2009, 15:49
An explanation to us about DK from the host, following night two:
Last night, Yoshi was attacked by Donkey Kong.
DK is a powerful fighter, and would most likely be useful to your group. He is a recruitable neutral character. Due to the fact that he attacked you, he has your identity. He may or may not contact you in the hopes of joining you... it is up to you whether or not you want to accept him.
And the little blackmail message pever tried to send to me before I enlightened on why it would be a bad idea.
Unfortunately, you weren’t counting on the fact that khaan was Yoshi, and you were unable to defeat him. However, this does open up an interesting opportunity for you. You might be able to convince Yoshi and the rest of his friends to let you join them, if you so wish. Your victory conditions and theirs are not mutually exclusive, for the most part. Who knows, perhaps having Mario with you might make finding that Golden Banana a little easier.
Whatever you decide, it is up to you. Yoshi does not know your identity, so you must contact him yourself if you wish to open up a communication.
Hi yoshi.
Care to explain why i shouldnt reveal you?
DK, this was a bad idea. I have one goal in this game now- your loss. :skull: :skull:
Alright, seems like a solid case so unvote: Cronos Impera ; Vote: khaan.
Though we will have to see how this case develops.
Well, all Donkey Kong wants is a banana right? According to that.
So end of the day, he could work for Koopa team. He feeds info and assists in wiping out team Mario, while on the search for his banana.
I don't see a reason for DK to be lynched if those PM's are true, Khaan. However, there is a real reason to kill Yoshi.
Death is yonder
12-01-2009, 17:06
Unvote; Captain C
Vote: Khaan
Just realized I didn't unvote the first time, sorry.
seireikhaan
12-01-2009, 17:56
Well, all Donkey Kong wants is a banana right? According to that.
So end of the day, he could work for Koopa team. He feeds info and assists in wiping out team Mario, while on the search for his banana.
I don't see a reason for DK to be lynched if those PM's are true, Khaan. However, there is a real reason to kill Yoshi.
Feed info? You really think he'll be able to provide any meaningful info after this? Not like anyone's going to trust him now. :laugh4:
Plus, he's got no idea who dearest Mario is, so fat chance on any good leads from him on that. Plus, see last council game on how "friendly" neutral characters really are.
Diana Abnoba
12-01-2009, 18:51
Vote: Khaan
Seems to be a real PM to me, but if it comes out that you were wrong pever you know you are next.
Also in the write up it does say that pever was investigated and is King Bob-omb (or however you spell it).
seireikhaan
12-01-2009, 18:55
Vote: Khaan
Seems to be a real PM to me, but if it comes out that you were wrong pever you know you are next.
Also in the write up it does say that pever was investigated and is King Bob-omb (or however you spell it).
Once more, there are cover roles. Sigurd had one. Me to, if I'd be investigated, I would appear as Dino Piranha. :yes:
Diana Abnoba
12-01-2009, 19:02
Then if we investigate him again will it go deeper into his real id, like capo or pirate ship games?
Askthepizzaguy
12-01-2009, 19:03
peverkong and Yoshikhaan couldn't find a way to get along... :inquisitive: It shows what fools the foolish plumber keeps as company. Foolish monkey! Foolish dinosaur!
Splitpersonality
12-01-2009, 20:19
I was told by Chaotix, that during night actions all cover PMs come off, and people interact as the character that they are underneath their skin.
This is logical yes? Otherwise we'd have a cover PM going around killing, not mario, and Waluigi wouldn't have died, his cover PM would have, Wiggler IIRC, I'm wondering if this applies to the Lakatu Bros. investigations as well.... If so then that's a surefire way of clearing people...
This round has roughly 4 hours left.
A tally would be nice... :clown:
Centurion1
12-02-2009, 00:02
vote: yaseikhann
Double A
12-02-2009, 00:31
Holy :daisy: some actual evidence on someone!
pever Kong, I suggest you contact Bowser. Maybe he knows about the banana. Obviously Mario knows who Bowser is try asking him :laugh4:
No seriously though if you know who he is then you and the town can win, then you can feel good about helping people. Or something.
Uh anyway unvote, vote: yaseikhann
Really? Man I need to practise reading.
First Arthura instead of Arutha, now Bomb-omb instead of Bob-omb
You still say it bomb omb though, right?
Really? I always called them Bombobombs even though I spelled them right :clown:
Centurion1
12-02-2009, 00:50
i always said bombbomb
pevergreen
12-02-2009, 01:42
Stare into my big eyes. Unmoving they are.
Stop making stuff up khaan
seireikhaan
12-02-2009, 02:01
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
If DK is so harmless why does he keep denying it and continuing with this charade?
Splitpersonality
12-02-2009, 02:08
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
If DK is so harmless why does he keep denying it and continuing with this charade?
If he's so harmless, why is he trying to lynch what he thinks is "the mafia"
That dastard, how dare he.
Final Tally:
khaan- 12 (pevergreen, A1, split, Beefy, atheotes, AVSM, Blackadder, Joooray, DiY, Diana, Centurion1, Double A)
A1_Unit- 1 (khaan)
split- 1 (Sasaki)
Not Voting: Tratorix, YLC, Captain C, Stildawn (X2), rhawn, Paulus Tertius, Cronos Impera, Yoyoma (X2)
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khaan has been lynched. Standby for write-up.
Day 4
As the day passed, the Koopa Troop was in unusually high spirits. They had lost three more important members of the Troop during the last night, and the discovery of Bowser Jr. as a mind-controlled killer came as a shock to the Koopas, and a great blow to his father. Nonetheless, there was a sort of positive energy within the Troop today. It was not quite triumphant, as there was still a lot of plumber-smashing to be done, but the defeat of Samus had felt like the first step on the road victory. Now, the underlings thought they would be getting rid of Yoshi, another one of Mario’s friends, and this could be seen as a large second step.
Bowser came up onto the balcony, intent on reading the votes once again. Once again, he got bored around halfway through when he saw the votes all said the same thing, and so he tossed the box away.
“GWAHAHAHAR! Well, you all seem particularly certain about who you think our intruders are. You actually didn’t screw it up too terribly last time when you got that robot chick, so I’m gonna hesitantly hope for another good result today. As always, however, you know I expect the worst from you worthless bunch of Blooper-heads. Go on, get on with the killing.”
When the Koopa Troop looked confused, Bowser paused and thought for a moment.
“Oh, right, I almost forgot to tell you the results. DINO PIRANHA! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdUR-JvjXFA) Get out here!”
From outside the chamber, unnerving noises were heard. Suddenly, a large hole was blasted into the stone wall, where the doors had been previously. Standing in the newly-enlarged doorway was Dino Piranha, grunting and slobbering unintelligibly.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/DinoPiranha.jpg
Dino Piranha was huge- bigger than any other minion in the room. Since he was one of the newer bosses that had just joined Bowser on the “Galaxy” campaign, they hadn’t yet enlarged the already-large doorways so he could fit in the room… although it appeared they wouldn’t need to do that after all.
“RAWR… you couldn’t go without breaking something, could you? Dino Piranha, you’ve been sentenced to death, if you can understand what that means. Kill him, Koopa Troop!”
Bowser exited through his balcony doors once again. Apparently, Dino Piranha had understood him, because he began spewing flames, flailing his club-like tail, and chomping down on a group of Goombas. The Koopa Troop was once again in chaos.
Having scarcely left the room when he heard this panic, Bowser decided to return and see what all the fuss was about. The Koopa Troop was already weakened from Samus’ attack. If Bowser left them to take care of Dino Piranha themselves, there was a good chance he wouldn’t have a Koopa Troop by tomorrow. He ran back into the assembly chamber.
Bowser leapt from the balcony, taking an aerial strike at Dino Piranha’s face on the way down. Much to his surprise, the head came with him.
“Gruh? That’s… not really possible. I don’t weigh THAT much… do I?”
When Bowser looked back up at Dino Piranha’s headless body, however, he was able to connect the dots. Standing there was now what clearly appeared to be a giant Yoshi.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Yoshi.jpg
“Holy crap! How many mushrooms did you eat, you crazy dino?”
Yoshi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Ose7A8P94) did not stop his onslaught just because his costume had been destroyed, however. He began stomping and kicking the swarming legions of Koopas around him, and was definitely enjoying a banquet of Shy Guys, which he grabbed two or three at a time with his massive tongue. When he noticed Bowser approaching again, he leapt up into the air to perform what would have been an earth-shattering Ground Pound.
Yoshi forgot that the assembly chamber had a ceiling, though. The giant dinosaur landed on his back, dazed from the blow to his head that the stone ceiling had dealt him. With the mushroom’s power having been used up by the attack, Yoshi quickly shrunk back to his normal size.
The Koopa Troop formed a circular opening on the floor of the assembly hall. Inside the circle were the still-dazed Yoshi, and Bowser, a menacing look on his face.
“So, then, my friend… why don’t you tell me where your little buddy Mario is, huh? I promise, that if you do, I’ll make your death as quick and painless as possible. Otherwise… well, I can make it pretty painful! GWAHAHAR!”
Yoshi stood firm, with a stern expression. He answered Bowser’s question with an egg to the face.
“RAAAAAAAAWR! That’s it! Now you die, you little punk!”
Bowser charged. Yoshi was ready, though, and hopped onto the Koopa King’s head and then over him. He enraged Bowser even further with his childish laughter. Yoshi began licking the Koopas in the front row of the circle and using them to his advantage. First, he snatched a standard red Koopa shell, and upon spitting it back out it became a fireball that blasted the Koopa King in the face. While Bowser was spluttering with flames in his face, Yoshi took the extra time to find a rare blue Koopa shell. Taking this one gave him a distinct advantage.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/WingYoshi.jpg
With wings, Yoshi was much more dangerous. He began pelting Bowser with eggs from the sky, and there was nothing he could do to stop it. It seemed that the battle could go on until Bowser dropped.
Then, suddenly, someone in the crowd of minions threw a banana into the air, near Yoshi. When Yoshi saw the banana, he instantly dropped the shell in his watering mouth to grab the tasty fruit. As soon as he did so, however, his wings disappeared. Now Yoshi dropped as well, following the shell…
…And fell right into Bowser’s carefully-timed punch. Yoshi was sent flying into the wall of the chamber. Bowser approached the dinosaur, now lying in a crumpled heap on the floor. The Koopa King breathed in deep, and then unleashed a giant blast of flame, engulfing Yoshi completely. There was nothing but ash left when the smoke cleared. Before Bowser left, he made a last remark to the Koopa Troop.
“If you want something done, you’ve gotta do it yourself...”
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Alive: 21
Sasaki Kojiro
spl1tp3r50naL1ty
A Very Super Market
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Captain C
Death is yonder
Stildawn
rhawn
Paulus Tertius
A1_Unit
Centurion1
atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Tratorix
Beefy187
Joooray
YLC
Cronos Impera
Yoyoma1910
Dead: 14
Cultured Drizzt fan
TheMarioKarters
taka
Sprig
scottishranger
Thermal Mercury
Khazaar
Sigurd
Greyblades
White_eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Beskar
Yaseikhaan
Far away and never returning: Thefluffyone93
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Begin Night 4
This'll be another 48-hour phase.
Splitpersonality
12-02-2009, 04:57
Hooray! (?)
Good we got one of them. Now lets hope they don't kill another half dozen of us tonight.
p.s. I would have voted but I knew khaan was toast and I went to vote but got all lazy and....
I won't even finish the sentence... too lazy
pevergreen
12-02-2009, 05:49
Mario will probably come after me...Can anyone help?
Once Mario eats some mushrooms, there is no stopping him.
Mario will probably come after me...Can anyone help?
Unfortunately, I doubt it. There was no one to help me.
Captain Blackadder
12-02-2009, 10:33
Excellent another scum bites the dust heres hoping for some crossfire tonight.
Double A
12-02-2009, 13:23
Mario vs DK? That's gonna be one helluva write up.
Say "bye bye" to your banana Donkey :yes:
Centurion1
12-02-2009, 15:04
well good job lads.
i hope you dont die pever we could use you
pevergreen
12-02-2009, 15:38
Yeah, well hopefully someone can help me out.
Mario better beware, he may have beaten me to get the first power star in mario 64, but I can explode in his face.
Mario better beware, he may have beaten me to get the first power star in mario 64, but I can explode in his face.
:daisy: ?
Diana Abnoba
12-02-2009, 18:43
:applause:
seireikhaan
12-02-2009, 21:06
:daisy: ?
He's still pretending to be the first boss from Super Mario 64.
pevergreen
12-03-2009, 01:33
I am?
Cause I was revealed as such.
:wall:
Argh... guys, I'm really sorry, I know I've been keeping you waiting. I was kept out due to family stuff, and I have no time to do this write-up tonight. Forgive me, but I'm going to have to postpone this and do it at the first chance I get tomorrow.
Death is yonder
12-04-2009, 05:11
Its okay, take your time.
RL always comes first.
:bow:
Diana Abnoba
12-04-2009, 15:04
Chaotix don't worry about it, RL and esp. family always come first in my book. :yes:
thefluffyone93
12-04-2009, 23:29
GRAVITY CAT.....
IS....
SERIOUS
Night 4
Donkey Kong tended to walk through the corridors of Bowser’s Castle differently than most of the other intruders. Instead of trying to navigate the confusing twists and turns, when DK wanted a door, he usually just made one. He was bigger, faster, and stronger, too, than most walls could stand, anyway.
In this case, however, when DK heard talking behind a wall, but no entrance from any side, he couldn’t break through the heavy stone alone. Never one to come unprepared, though, DK had brought a little explosive power just in case. The big ape pulled out an Orange Grenade, stepped back, and tossed it at the wall. It exploded, sending a shower of dust everywhere.
Inside, the inhabitant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei2mhDZG9W8) was not happy.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Fawful.jpg
“I HAVE STARTLE! You, you explosionator! You are the destruction that my secretive room feels, like the many attacking of a monkey that is lacking bananas!”
Fawful blinked behind his swirling glasses, and then continued.
“BE WAITING! You ARE a monkey that is lacking bananas! I do not have the bananas that you lost. I only have FURY! You will leave now, or Fawful will show you his anger, which shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!”
Donkey Kong, now visibly angered, began balling up his giant gorilla fists, and readying for a fight.
“A-ahem… on a thinking which is second… Fawful is lacking angry sunbeams today. Fwompful! Take care of this APE-RAT that has stubborn mulishness!”
Fawful flew away on his headgear, and out from the shadows stepped a huge, flat creature. It appeared that this had once been the Whomp King, but now it was deformed beyond all recognition- it had become Fwompful.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Fwompful1.jpg
“PREPARE TO BE… FWOMPED.”
Fwompful (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XSw4XvW60k) came crashing forward on top of Donkey Kong. The ape wasn’t fast enough to dodge the attack, and it appeared he was going to be squished beneath the massive sheet of stone that had dropped on him.
This was not so, however. DK held Fwompful up with his strong monkey hands, straining his whole body to keep from being crushed. It was a desperate struggle between the two, until DK’s hand moved to the one weak spot- Fwompful’s mouth. DK’s fist went straight through the mouth and out of Fwompful’s back, through a bandage that had been placed over the cracks.
Donkey Kong took advantage of the extra leverage, and pulled his arm back out of Fwompful, following up with a powerful punch to the face. Fwompful was knocked back, but did not fall over. The stone creature was wounded, but not out of the fight yet. He rushed back towards DK in another attempt to squash him.
This time, however, the clever monkey had other ideas. He jumped high into the air, and then smashed the top of Fwompful’s stone head using his own skull. The force of the blow was enough to drive Fwompful halfway through the floor, where he became stuck.
A little jarred from the attack, DK nonetheless began winding up his Giant Monkey Punch. When his fist was swinging at full momentum, he shot it forward and smashed Fwompful right in the eyes, breaking his new swirly glasses and shattering his upper half entirely.
A Power Star burst out of the dead Whomp King’s body. Donkey Kong was entranced by the shiny object for a few seconds, but then became uninterested and threw it on the floor. It was not what he was looking for. He pulled the remaining half of the Whomp King, which was stilled virtually untouched, except for the large hole he made in the mouth.
After rubbing his chin for a second or two, DK pulled out a banana and shoved it into the hole in the mouth. With a wide smile on his face, the ape left the room.
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“Well, hello again (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ilC_-hRthA)! Welcome back to the Lakitu Bros. Nightly Report! Before we get started, I’d just like to say that we’ve had a change of sponsors. You see, Whomp and Thwomp Building Supplies has gone… out of business. Now sponsoring the Nightly Report is Starbeans Coffee! The best coffee in the Beanbean Kingdom! Whether you’re jumping over lava pits, or ducking a boomerang before it hits, Starbeans is an excellent way to start your Princess-saving day!”
It appeared, from the view of the camera, that the Lakitu was once again in the dungeons of the castle.
“Yes, as you can see, we’re back in the grimy, smelly dungeons. They haven’t done too great a time of cleaning up those Pidgit droppings yet… it’s a good thing you can’t smell through my camera! Anyway, tonight we’ll be checking out Centurion1.”
The Lakitu once again floated over to the Princess’ cell. Outside, as usual, were the two Koopatrol guards. Nothing appeared to be out of the ordinary.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Koopatrol.gif
“Well, here he is! Centurion1. What do you mean, where? He’s standing right in front of the camera. You know, the burly Koopatrol guarding the cell? That’s him. He doesn’t do anything all night except stand outside that cell and make sure she doesn’t escape. How boring!”
The two Koopatrols glared in the direction of the camera. They were probably giving Lakitu the death stare.
“Gulp… well, I guess that’s it for tonight. Sorry about that, folks, I suppose we won’t be seeing any action like I had hoped.”
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Goomboss and Boom Boom, as always, stood outside the massive door to Bowser’s inner chambers. Once again, the night appeared to be uneventful, but that was only a relief to the two trembling mini-bosses. They had seen what had become of Reznor- or rather, they hadn’t, because there was no trace of him- and they didn’t want to end up the same way.
That’s why the two of them each freaked out in their own different way when a shadowy figure (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vo8DN3yBeM) came floating by.
“AHAHA-oh. Drat. I didn’t expect this place to be defended by bumbling dimwits.”
The Goomba King was scared out of his mind.
“HOLY CRAP! What was that? Who are you? Stay back! No, wait, show yourself! I mean- please don’t hurt me!”
Boom Boom, however, did as any self-respecting rabid squirrel would do when backed into a corner. He flailed his arms, striking the floor and shaking it, all the while screaming his war-cry.
“BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!”
In the confusion, the shadowy figure was actually struck by Boom Boom, and forced into the light.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Dimentio.jpg
Dimentio was annoyed, but not harmed.
“Oh, dear. You look about as dangerous as a Mega-Zord constructed out of teddy bears and pillows. Surely I am doomed. Whatever shall I do?”
The two mini-bosses proceeded exactly as they had before, paying absolutely no attention to Dimentio standing in front of them. After a minute or so, another figure dropped from the ceiling.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/MrL.jpg
“Is there a problem, boss?”
“No. These fools are like targets waiting to be picked off one by one by a sniper high atop a tower. I suggest we take our leave, and treat them as such in the future. They are too troublesome to bother with now. Ciao, idiots!”
Dimentio used his dimension-bending abilities to warp out of the room, taking Mr. L with him. Goomboss finally opened his eyes and looked around.
“Hey… hey, Boom Boom, you can stop now. I think we did it. Yeah, they’re all gone! We did it! We drove off the intruders! King Bowser will be so proud of us.”
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The two remaining Koopa Bros., Red and Yellow, had finally found themselves a suitable new lair in the middle of the castle. It had been Petey Piranha’s old pit of death. The only entrance was by a few pipes strewn throughout the castle, and the Bros. enjoyed the relative tranquility of the place.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/redninjakoopa.gif https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/yellowninjakoopa.gif
That is, until trouble (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3rPdnPmq-M) arrived.
“Hey, Bro, do you hear that?”
“What’s up, Red? I don’t hear anything.”
“Dude, it’s coming from that pipe!”
The two Koopa Bros. watched as a small, portly figure dropped out of the overhanging pipe and landed on the floor below.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/mario.jpg
“Let’s-a-go!”
“Oh, no way! Not Mario! Dude, we’re gonna get wrecked!”
Mario sped towards the Yellow Ninjakoopa. Before he could react, the quick plumber had jump on his head and sent him tumbling over onto his shell, belly-up. Yellow was stuck in the position and couldn’t get up.
Mario now turned his attention to the Red Ninjakoopa. He released a rapid flurry of punches, burying Red in a whirlwind of attacks. To finish off the combo, Mario let loose an uppercut that sent the Koopa flying into the air. The plumber in red followed his prey, making a giant leap, and then sent Red back speeding into the floor with his downward Meteor Smash attack.
When Red hit the floor, his brilliant shell shattered into thousands of pieces from the blow, leaving the dazed Koopa in only his undershirt. Surprisingly, he got back up, but only had managed to back into a corner by the time Mario was coming after him again.
“D-dude… what are you gonna do with me??”
Mario pulled something out of his overalls. It was an Ice Flower, one of his new power-ups. Absorbing the flower power, Mario’s hat and shirt turned a cold shade of ice blue, and frost began to form on his hands. With a flick of his wrist, Red Ninjakoopa was frozen solid. When Mario kicked, Red shattered just like his shell did before him.
As quickly as he had arrived, the plumber left the room, hopping back up into the pipe shaft. Yellow was still on his back.
“Help! Is anyone there? Somebody, help me get up, I’m stuck! Dude… nobody ever comes down here… I think I’m on my own.”
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Write-up Summary:
Donkey Kong killed Fwompful (A1_Unit)
Lakitu Bros. investigated Centurion1.
Dimentio tried to attack Bowser.
Mario killed Red Ninjakoopa (Stildawn)
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Alive: 19
Sasaki Kojiro
spl1tp3r50naL1ty
A Very Super Market
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Captain C
Death is yonder
Paulus Tertius
Centurion1
atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Tratorix
Beefy187
Joooray
YLC
Cronos Impera
Yoyoma1910
rhawn
Dead: 16
Cultured Drizzt fan
TheMarioKarters
taka
Sprig
scottishranger
Thermal Mercury
Khazaar
Sigurd
Greyblades
White_eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Beskar
Yaseikhaan
A1_Unit
Stildawn
Far away and never returning: Thefluffyone93
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Begin Day 5
Hopefully, I will finish off this phase on time, 48 hours from now.
Askthepizzaguy
12-05-2009, 04:30
He was bigger, faster, and stronger, too
Was he the first member of the DK crew?
Was he the first member of the DK crew?
I've been putting DK rap quotes into the write-ups this whole time, and this is the first time you noticed? :laugh4:
I'm glad somebody did, at least.
Askthepizzaguy
12-05-2009, 04:41
Sorry... after being mercilessly slaughtered by a mere Koopa Bros, I, the mighty Broccoli Junior have been mostly focusing on doing the great Lord Dimentio's bidding from beyond the grave. Such as, pushing up daisies, being worm food, and making sure the ground is still cold.
In case you're wondering, it is still cold.
Being so busy doesn't leave much time for reading the writeups, I fear.
Double A
12-05-2009, 04:43
I've been. DK Rap is the only rap song I like :laugh4:
Ok, I'm not sure if Lakitu is on the town's side or not. He's doing a good job at stalking Princess Peach though. And why the Red Ninjakoopa? The Yellow One's text is soooooo annoying.
pevergreen
12-05-2009, 06:01
Yeah makes it hard to read.
I love the DK rap. Inflate himself, just like a ball-oon, this crazy kong, just digs this tune. HUH.
FYI stildawn still in the alive area.
Vote: Beefy187
I have news for you Beefy. Why are you being so elusive.
(news as in RL stuff. Actually, scrap that.)
Beefy187
12-05-2009, 06:20
Yeah makes it hard to read.
I love the DK rap. Inflate himself, just like a ball-oon, this crazy kong, just digs this tune. HUH.
FYI stildawn still in the alive area.
Vote: Beefy187
I have news for you Beefy. Why are you being so elusive.
(news as in RL stuff. Actually, scrap that.)
Because I'm talking alot in other games, and thats not going too well :laugh4:
I'm around, I just don't talk
pevergreen
12-05-2009, 06:52
Fair enough.
Unvote: Beefy187
Beefy187
12-05-2009, 06:56
Fair enough.
Unvote: Beefy187
No the truth is that I'm working on secret undercavah operation and I can't afford my self to die just yet
pevergreen
12-05-2009, 07:01
No the truth is that I'm working on secret undercavah operation and I can't afford my self to die just yet
Thats the beefy I know!
Double A
12-05-2009, 07:57
I'm too tired to pay attention. I think.
Who did we conclude was DK again?
Hey does anyone else love the sax and guitar in the DK rap? I could listen to that song all day. (Not like I do that of course...)
Death is yonder
12-05-2009, 08:14
We didn't exactly conclude it, as he was exposed, Khaan supposedly claims that pever was DK.
Whether truth, or just mafia trying to bring down their exposer, we don't know.
Double A
12-05-2009, 08:17
But didn't a write-up say pever was King Bomb-omb? (who I've never heard of)
pevergreen
12-05-2009, 08:21
But didn't a write-up say pever was King Bomb-omb? (who I've never heard of)
First boss (and giver of the first star) in Super Mario 64.
Double A
12-05-2009, 08:24
In other words, a pushover?
pevergreen
12-05-2009, 08:25
Yeah...
There are loyal koopas working undahacavah? what is this madness?
Captain Blackadder
12-05-2009, 14:29
At least we know one thing that Mr L is working for Dementio and not fawfull.
Captain Blackadder
12-05-2009, 15:09
vote cronos impera
3 posts for the whole game this is a prod vote come back and start contributing and the vote comes off
pevergreen
12-05-2009, 15:59
Vote: Diana
I know where you live.
With Pizza?Two points!
Cultured Drizzt fan
12-05-2009, 16:40
Man Koopa Bros got slaughtered....... :laugh4:
Cronos Impera
12-05-2009, 16:41
Vote:Captain Blackadder
This vote doesn't unvote itself.
I think you are Mario. What a clever disuguise you have.
There's no reason why I shouldn't believe you are Mario....you simply pick the most convenient target for lynch.
Double A
12-05-2009, 16:43
If you even have an idea on who it is, OUT WITH IT! We need a discussion!
And I'm bored.
A Very Super Market
12-05-2009, 17:59
Vote:Captain Blackadder
This vote doesn't unvote itself.
I think you are Mario. What a clever disuguise you have.
There's no reason why I shouldn't believe you are Mario....you simply pick the most convenient target for lynch.
OMGUS at it's finest.
Good we got one of them. Now lets hope they don't kill another half dozen of us tonight.
p.s. I would have voted but I knew khaan was toast and I went to vote but got all lazy and....
I won't even finish the sentence... too lazy
-rhawn
Suspicious.
Double A
12-05-2009, 18:01
I am also la
Askthepizzaguy
12-05-2009, 18:03
You fools! How long will you allow the Doubled A to survive? We all know he's a nasty, filthy, disgusting, mustachioed, foolish, foolish plumber!!!
I'm also not using reverse psychology. The great Lord Dimentio has no need for that. Rest assured, Doubled A is NOT Lord Dimentio, no sir. You will never call my bluff, you Fink-rats!!!
Double A
12-05-2009, 18:11
Pizza, does the room you're posting from have nice soft and cushy walls and no windows?
Splitpersonality
12-05-2009, 19:29
At least we know one thing that Mr L is working for Dementio and not fawfull.
Vote: Captain Blackadder
The fact that you think it's good that someone is under mind control, or even the thought that Dimentio is any better than Fawful bothers me.
Askthepizzaguy
12-05-2009, 19:45
Pizza, does the room you're posting from have nice soft and cushy walls and no windows?
Yes.
Remember, I am inside your MIND, foolish plumber! The walls are very cushy and there are no windows, inside your skull. All your brains are belong to Lord Dimentio!
Double A
12-05-2009, 19:50
Vote: Captain Blackadder
The fact that you think it's good that someone is under mind control, or even the thought that Dimentio is any better than Fawful bothers me.
That's very unsettling...
FoS: Captain Blackadder
You fools! How long will you allow the Doubled A to survive? We all know he's a nasty, filthy, disgusting, mustachioed, foolish, foolish plumber!!!
*Using Sith mind trick*
You do not want to vote for Double A, you want to vote for Diana Abnoba.
Captain Blackadder
12-06-2009, 01:14
Vote: Captain Blackadder
The fact that you think it's good that someone is under mind control, or even the thought that Dimentio is any better than Fawful bothers me.
No in reality all I was saying was that with previous write ups we were not sure of who was working for who and know we know 100% that Mr L is working for Dementio and is not some kind of serial killer. Basically I think anything that makes us more informed about the situation is a good thing. Do you think otherwise?
@ Cronos
Oh you haven't posted in more then a week and you somehow manage to respond to my vote on you within a couple of hours that reeks of someone who is watching the game but not contributing which is Mafia Tactic 101. Before my vote on you you entire contribution to the game had being 4 words
No lynch, No Lynch
Now please Cronos explain why you should stay in the game when from my perspective you are looking as scummy as Scummy McScummy the Scum of Scumsville, head of the International Union of Scum.
So what we have here is someone who is not contributing anything at all trying to stay under the radar upset no one. A person who manages to come back very quickly when a vote is cast on him. He is a best the most unhelpful townie in history or he is scumm to the upmost degree.
Beefy187
12-06-2009, 01:37
*Using Sith mind trick*
You do not want to vote for Double A, you want to vote for Diana Abnoba.
Being kind, reverse psychology or neither..
I'll go with the last option :laugh4:
I like what the dear captain had to say. Vote: cronos
Death is yonder
12-06-2009, 09:26
Oh you haven't posted in more then a week and you somehow manage to respond to my vote on you within a couple of hours that reeks of someone who is watching the game but not contributing which is Mafia Tactic 101. Before my vote on you you entire contribution to the game had being 4 words
No lynch, No Lynch
Now please Cronos explain why you should stay in the game when from my perspective you are looking as scummy as Scummy McScummy the Scum of Scumsville, head of the International Union of Scum.
So what we have here is someone who is not contributing anything at all trying to stay under the radar upset no one. A person who manages to come back very quickly when a vote is cast on him. He is a best the most unhelpful townie in history or he is scumm to the upmost degree.
Sounds like a very acute accusation.
I'll like to hear what Cronos has to say about his attentiveness despite his apparent lack of contribution/posts.
Vote: Cronos Impera
This vote doesn't unvote itself.
I think you are Mario. What a clever disuguise you have.
There's no reason why I shouldn't believe you are Mario....you simply pick the most convenient target for lynch.
Why are you so sure that he is Mario? Do you have something to share about this "external knowledge" or perhaps are you just picking someone to be Mario, hoping the "Lets extinguish this mafia family" sentiment will override reason? :inquisitive:
Paulus Tertius
12-06-2009, 09:46
Yep, the reasoning is sound. At the very least, we might hear why he's really lurking in the shadows.
vote: Cronos Impera
Centurion1
12-06-2009, 14:51
vote: cronos impera
explain :inquisitive:
I admit I'm jumping on the bandwagon here, but I like your reasoning Captain B. So Vote: Cronos.
Splitpersonality
12-06-2009, 17:41
we know 100% that Mr L is working for Dementio and is not some kind of serial killer. Basically I think anything that makes us more informed about the situation is a good thing. Do you think otherwise?
I obviously think it's good to know, but the "not some kind of serial killer" just irks me, how do we know what dimentio's capable of, or willing to do? I'll admit Fawful's bad, but Dementio has to be just as bad.
Sorry for spelling mistakes, I'm a little out of it :beam:
Askthepizzaguy
12-06-2009, 17:49
How dare you profane the awesome majesty, mystery, and potpourri that is the great Lord Dimentio??!?! You have given me that which corresponds to FURY. I will shave your nose hairs and unclog your tear ducts... YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! Prepare to face the wrath of zombie broccoli, and taste the sweet tangy flavor of vegetable vengeance! I shall drive a carrot through your heart and make you bleed greenish goo!
Sasaki Kojiro
12-06-2009, 18:55
Vote:Paulus Tertius
Bandwagon :beam:
Diana Abnoba
12-06-2009, 19:10
Vote: Cornos I agree with Captain Blackadder's reasoning.
How dare you profane the awesome majesty, mystery, and potpourri that is the great Lord Dimentio??!?! You have given me that which corresponds to FURY. I will shave your nose hairs and unclog your tear ducts... YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! Prepare to face the wrath of zombie broccoli, and taste the sweet tangy flavor of vegetable vengeance! I shall drive a carrot through your heart and make you bleed greenish goo!
:laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
12-06-2009, 19:23
Do not laugh at the threats of your lord, for your giggles will then be forced to turn into sniffles against your will. I will stomp on your grapes until they turn into whine, and play castanets with your nipples while dancing a jig! Then I shall laugh at those who laugh at the laughers, and who will be laughing then???
Double A
12-06-2009, 20:55
Me.
A Very Super Market
12-06-2009, 21:04
Vote: Cornos I agree with Captain Blackadder's reasoning.
I think Diana is being mind-controlled too.
atheotes
12-06-2009, 21:06
Vote: Captain Blackadder
lodging my insignificant bandwagon vote :shame:
Vote:Paulus Tertius
Bandwagon :beam:
Vote: Captain Blackadder
lodging my insignificant bandwagon vote :shame:
Apparently there are three different bandwagons. :laugh4:
pevergreen
12-07-2009, 00:54
As there should be.
Sasaki's is well placed,
but atheotes?
:no:
Tally
Cronos Impera- 7 (Blackadder, rhawn, DiY, Paulus, Centurion1, Joooray, Diana)
Captain Blackadder- 3 (Cronos, split, atheotes)
Diana Abnoba-1 (pevergreen)
Paulus Tertius- 1 (Sasaki)
Abstaining: AVSM (implied), Beefy (implied), Double A (implied)
Not Voting: Captain C (X2), Tratorix (X2), YLC (X2), Yoyoma (X3)
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The round has ended.
Cronos Impera has been lynched, and Yoyoma will be feeling the wrath of Bowser.
Captain C, Tratorix, YLC- you have been forewarned. If you don't vote next round, your fate will be the same as Yoyoma's. There are dead people more active than you.
Give me about an hour and a half for the write-up.
Double A
12-07-2009, 03:35
Dude Tratorix hasn't been on since the 28th, but YLC and Captain C are just being lazy.
pevergreen
12-07-2009, 03:39
YLC - possibly still having net issues? He did say, however, that it was fixed and that he would be more active in my game, about 2 weeks ago now...he did not pick up activity though.
edit: For the first time ever, I am in the lead in number of posts.
:beam:
Which says something about the rest of you. I'm normally 5th, give or take two places.
Double A
12-07-2009, 03:45
Must... post... more... will not be beaten by pever!
Also I PM'd CC on TWC a few minutes ago.
FoS: Sasaki for lying like a lying liar. Casting the first vote is not a bandwagon. That's right, keep an eye on that guy...
pevergreen
12-07-2009, 03:47
Sasaki was a mafia lord when you were just a small time thief.
:tongue:
Double A
12-07-2009, 03:55
What does that make Sasaki now?
pevergreen
12-07-2009, 03:59
A god.
Him and GH.
And seamus and kommo.
:beam:
(sasaki first Mod, yes? GH brought mafia here, seamus hosted CDTC, kommo did Holmes)
Sasaki was a mafia lord when you were just a small time thief.
:tongue:
Even more the reason not to trust him. Are there better things to be doing with your tongue than waving it at me?:yes:
pevergreen
12-07-2009, 05:02
What can I say? I like the way you're put together.
Day 5
Today had been quiet, when compared with yesterday and the day before. There were no outright claims of guilt this time; instead, a handful of minions threw accusations around at one another. There were quite a few who were curiously absent from the assembly chamber. Bowser’s underlings wondered where they might be… could they have been killed, and their bodies hidden? Whatever the case, they would probably be dead soon if they weren’t already, if they continued to remain missing.
When Bowser returned once again through the balcony entrance, he was not alone. This time he brought Larry Koopa, his youngest living son, with him. With both Jr. and Ludwig dead, Larry was the Koopa King’s new favorite, and it was beginning to show.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/LarryKoopa.jpg
“Alright, Koopas, let’s see who you voted for today.”
Bowser (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzOauNTAsJU) was about to take a look at the vote box, but he noticed something odd about the assembly chamber.
“Hey, what gives? This chamber’s empty! Where are all my minions?”
“Well, a lot of them got killed by Mario and his stupid friends, Dad.”
“GRAAAAWR! There should still be more than this pitiful cluster of dimwits! Let’s see… where are the Koopa Bros.?”
“Dead.”
“ALL of them?”
“Uhh… no. Yellow Ninjakoopa should still be alive.”
“Then WHY isn’t he in this room? Go find him, idiots!”
About a half hour passed as the Koopa Troop went searching for Yellow. When they found him, still in Petey Piranha’s old lair, they dragged him back to the assembly chamber.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/yellowninjakoopa.gif
“Hrmph! It took you idiots long enough. Yellow Ninjakoopa, what do you have to say for yourself?”
“Dude, I was totally stuck! Mario came by, and he like, jumped on me, and I fell over on my shell and couldn’t get back up!”
“Imbecile! You deserve to die for your idiocy!”
“Aww, man, that’s not cool, dude.”
“Silence! Now, how should we kill you?”
“Hey, why don’t we feed him to the Chain Chomps?”
“Gwahahahar! That’s an awesome idea, kid! Let’s do that.”
A huge Chain Chomp (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwP9V85lRi8) was brought out on a leash into the center of the room, held back by at least 20 Koopas.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/ChainChomp.png
Once there, a stake was driven into the floor and the chain attached to it. All of the Koopa Troop kept their distance; these beasts were fierce and uncontrollable, and only loyal to Bowser himself. Yellow struggled as he was steadily pushed towards the Chomp.
“Dude, no way! You can’t feed me to that thing!”
As soon as Yellow was pushed within range of the Chain Chomp, it shot forward and snapped him up. The Koopa Troop winced at Yellow’s screams, and the crunching sound that his shell bone made. Larry giggled and clapped his hands.
“Well, now that that’s over with, I’ll read out the votes…”
A surprised look crossed Bowser’s face when he saw the verdict.
“You guys voted to lynch… CHAIN CHOMP?”
As soon as the Koopa King spoke those words, a red blur sped through the room, Ground-Pounded the stake holding the Chomp into the ground, and left just as quickly. With the Chain Chomp free to roam, it began chasing Koopas and Shy Guys around, squishing any Goombas that got in the way.
“GRAAAWR! What do we do? Killing a stationary Chain Chomp is hard enough, how do we get rid of one that’s loose? We don’t have any Star Power here!”
“Hmmm… how about a Banzai Bill?”
“That just might work…”
Larry Koopa left, and returned with the Banzai Bill crew and their huge cannon. They lined the shot up perfectly, and then…
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/BanzaiBill.jpg
WHAM! The sight of a Banzai Bill colliding with a Chain Chomp was one to behold. Both shattered, sending Chomp fragments all over the place. The Koopa Troop’s last task of the day was to clean up the mess. After that, they would be cowering in fear once again, of Mario and the other intruders. There were now more dead of the Koopa Troop than alive.
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Alive: 17
Sasaki Kojiro
spl1tp3r50naL1ty
A Very Super Market
Captain Blackadder
pevergreen
Captain C
Death is yonder
Paulus Tertius
Centurion1
atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Tratorix
Beefy187
Joooray
YLC
rhawn
Dead: 18
Cultured Drizzt fan
TheMarioKarters
taka
Sprig
scottishranger
Thermal Mercury
Khazaar
Sigurd
Greyblades
White_eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Beskar
Yaseikhaan
A1_Unit
Stildawn
Yoyoma1910
Cronos Impera
Far away and never returning: Thefluffyone93
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Begin Night 5
It will last 48 hours.
A Very Super Market
12-07-2009, 05:41
Chaotix, let me tell you that I always enjoy your write-ups. This one was particularily outstanding.
HOST SOME MOAR.
Sasaki Kojiro
12-07-2009, 06:06
FoS: Sasaki for lying like a lying liar. Casting the first vote is not a bandwagon. That's right, keep an eye on that guy...
Paulus didn't cast the first vote. His was certainly a bandwagon vote. Although I guess the :beam: made it sound like I was bandwagoning?
A god.
Him and GH.
And seamus and kommo.
:beam:
(sasaki first Mod, yes? GH brought mafia here, seamus hosted CDTC, kommo did Holmes)
Yes, since I got us the subforum :beam:
Although tosa would be the actual creator in that case :juggle2:
2 things:
I didn't get orders and I don't have time to do a write-up tonight due to unforeseen circumstances. Therefore, those who didn't send them lucked out and will have a chance to send them until this time tomorrow.
Alright, I'm starting the write-up now and will have it done soon.
Night 5
“Thanks once again for joining us for the Lakitu Bros. Nightly Report! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJBeVsf5cyQ) Brought to you by Starbeans Cafe! Starbeans keeps me awake at night so I can do these stupid nightly reports for all of you!”
The camera once again showed a dreary view of the castle dungeons. Lakitu was already near Princess Peach’s cell.
“Well, we certainly seem to be frequenting this place a lot more than I would like to! Every night, the person I’m reporting on seems to be hanging out with the Princess or something. She sure is popular for a prisoner! Anyway, tonight we’ll be checking up on Sasaki Kojiro.”
As the Lakitu approached the cell, nothing seemed to be out of place. The two Koopatrols groaned again at the sight of him, and Peach could be seen sitting patiently on the hard, stone slab that was her makeshift bed.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Koopatrol.gifhttps://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Peach.jpghttps://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Koopatrol.gif
“There she is! Princess Peach, also known as Sasaki Kojiro! I have to say, she doesn’t seem to be doing a whole lot in that cell of hers. My guess is that she wouldn’t be able to do anything unless those two guards were… err… removed. Even then, I doubt she’s about to go around killing off the Koopa Troop. I mean, she did get captured by them…”
One of the Koopatrols was getting tired of this.
“Are you done yet?”
“Hey, shut up, bud. This is my news segment, not yours, okay? You focus on your very important-and-eventful job, and I’ll do mine. Got it?”
Before the Koopatrol could respond, the Lakitu remembered he was still broadcasting.
“Oh, right… uhh, sorry about that, folks. We’re gonna cut to a quick commercial break, and then we’ll be back with more breaking news!”
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Roy Koopa usually didn’t have any trouble sleeping in the night, despite the fact that his room contained a gigantic lava pit (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMjC0SeUy8) full of- you guessed it- burning, glowing lava.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/RoyKoopa.jpg
Tonight, however, things were different. Throughout his dreams, he was constantly feeling a hot breath on his face. Uncomfortable, he awoke to see, in front of him, a giant monkey face, through the sunglasses that he wore at all times.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/donkeykong2.jpg
Donkey Kong grabbed the Koopa Kid with both hands and held him high over his head. Reeling back a bit, he then chucked Roy with his full strength, sending him halfway across the room, to land with a thud on the center of his floating lava platform.
Roy grunted, then brushed the dust off of his radical pink shell, and got ready to fight. He was bigger and tougher than all the other Koopalings, and he wouldn’t go down without one. DK happily obliged, leaping onto the platform himself. Then, in true DK fashion, the crazy Kong began slamming the platform with his hands, and making it shake and rock violently.
Roy was thrown off balance, but it didn’t stop him from firing magic blasts with his wand. DK, however, nimbly avoided these and hopped back off the platform. Looking around the room, DK found just what he wanted- in the corner of the room was Roy’s stash of TNT Barrels. The ape began chucking the barrels at Roy, who just barely managed to leap over them.
On his fifth jump or so, Roy hit DK’s slippery trap- a banana peel, planted in secret, which the Koopa Kid slipped on, causing him to fall directly into the TNT Barrel. DK found what was left of Roy’s body, and placed two slices of banana over his sunglasses, so that he might pay the Kongo River boatman in the afterlife. Then he placed the peel on his head like a big, yellow dunce cap for good measure. Donkey Kong left the room a happy monkey.
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“Hello, again! LBNR is back, with some exciting live coverage! Better get some popcorn, because this is sure to be good.”
A small silhouette was seen walking down the dungeon corridor. As it approached, its identity became clear.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Iggy.jpg
The two Koopatrols were surprised, but they bowed nonetheless to Iggy Koopa.
“Err… what brings you here in the middle of the night, sir?”
“Oh, nothing at the alls. Tell, underling… do you have like for my glasses? Take a closely look at them and tell Iggy what you have thinking of.”
The Koopatrol (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU0_d38i1jo) nearest to Iggy looked deeply into his swirling glasses. The longer he looked at them, the more entranced he appeared to be by them. After a minute or so, his companion was looking quite strangely at him as he stood, emotionlessly staring at the hypnotic pattern of the glasses.
“Have you speech?”
“Master… I will serve your will on a delicious platter of evil.”
Iggy let out a high-pitched laugh.
“EXCELLENT. As your first task, make the turtle soup out of your friend, here.”
The other Koopatrol, who was pretty creeped out by this whole exchange, was nonetheless more creeped out when his own partner rammed his spear through his armored chest. The Princess gasped in horror as the armored Koopa fell to the floor, bleeding out. Iggy laughed his odd high-pitched laugh again. He took out his wand and cast a spell on the hypnotized Koopatrol, who underwent a rapid tranformation.
https://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww93/Chaotix2732/The%20Koopa%20Troop/Koopinator.png
“I think I will call you… the Koopinator! And now for you, Princess…”
The Princess backed up against the wall of her cell, as the Koopinator began to unlock the door.
“We’ll be right back after these messages. Stay tuned to see the next shocking part of the story!”
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Donkey Kong was on his way back to his room, when he came across a large chamber that had spikes on both the ceiling and the floor. The only way across, of course, was to leap over a bunch of floating platforms- but carefully, so that he didn’t brain himself on the ceiling spikes, either.
Unfortunately, tonight there would be another obstacle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpeH_heG_Y) added to the already-needlessly-difficult room. Barriers made of an odd type of energy, possibly magical, appeared to block both exits. In the center, over the spike pit, a small dimensional rift opened up, and out of it stepped none other than the master of dimensions himself, Dimentio.
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“Ah, Donkey Kong. It is good to see you. I must say, however… you look rather like a monkey who is running around causing havoc because he lost his bananas. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Do you get it? It’s funny because you ARE a crazy monkey that’s lost his bananas! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Donkey Kong groaned at the terrible jokes and pulled out his Coconut Gun. It fired in spurts.
“Ahaha. Let me guess. If you shoot me, it’s gonna hurt? You’re going to have to come up with something better than that… I may sound comical, but I am always deadly serious.”
Dimentio began warping around the room in wormholes, as DK tried fruitlessly to shoot him with Coconuts. Dimentio was just too fast, and even when a shot did come near him, he just deflected it. Dimentio now began trying to push DK into the spikes by charging at him from different directions. Donkey Kong was fast, too, though. Any time Dimentio came after him, his simian acrobatics allowed him to leap effortlessly to the next platform.
“Hmmm… it appears we are at a stalemate. A pity you are so untrustworthy, DK, otherwise I would make you my mind-slave. But looking at your previous exploits, that might not be so great an idea… you’re like a dog that bites the hand feeding you!”
Dimentio then flipped himself upside down. DK looked at him strangely for a moment, then realized that, suddenly, he was the one that was upside-down. Donkey Kong fell straight into the ceiling- now the floor- that was covered in spikes. Dimentio winced comically at the resulting sight.
The master of dimensions then flipped the room upright again, and DK’s already-mutilated body fell onto the spike-covered floor. Dimentio left the room, talking to himself.
“Such a waste…”
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“We’re back again, and about time, too! This time, we’re in the mood to show you tonight’s action-packed finale! We hope you enjoy it.”
Iggy and the Koopinator were about to enter the cell of the Princess, when they were stopped by yet another visitor. The Lakitu wasn’t kidding- this Princess was popular.
“Leave the Princess alone!”
Mario stood at the ready, his fire-ball hand poised to blast the two Koopas with burning fury.
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“MARIO! You came to save me!”
Iggy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_aSs4nCKeg) appeared to be furious, although it was hard to tell behind his swirling glasses. As he stood there, fuming, a physical change came over him, and the illusion was broken. Standing in the Koopaling’s place was none other than Fawful. Only the swirling glasses remained the same.
“I HAVY FURY! You, RED FINK-RAT, will not be the spoiler of my VICTORY CAKE! Fawful kept his evil refrigerated and fresh, it cannot get the hated fungus now! You have no GREENIE with you… you cannot hope to be defeating Fawful. It is a two-on-one fight, with Fawful in the lead! Fawful is the team player! Koopinator! Bring the game over to this FINK-RAT!”
The Koopinator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckxy-i7Dc5U) spun into his shell and sped towards Mario, who instinctively jumped on it. This time, though, the spikes on the shell meant pain for Mario’s feet. Then the Koopinator started attacking Mario with his spear. The plumber managed barely to dodge the attacks, but then the tide turned when he pulled out his trusty Hammer.
With both sides armed, Mario would prove now who the better fighter was. With a few powerful blows, Mario was able to smash the spear into two pieces. The plumber then went to work on the Koopinator’s face, bashing and denting the metal armor that he wore. With a final, incredible attack, Mario squashed the Koopinator completely, crunching all of his bones, as well as his shell.
The victory came not without a price, however. Mario was now tired out, while Fawful was ready and raring to go.
“That was just the warm-up salad of evil! Now you face the MAIN COURSE of CATASTROPHY!”
Fawful had swapped out the Headgear this time for his more-powerful Dark Headgear. Fawful’s hands were now free to attack the plumber with all sorts of nasty things, while the new Headgear launched attacks of its own.
The cackling little green man let loose barrage after barrage of dark energy blasts, constantly keeping Mario on his toes so that he couldn’t even approach him. Finally, Fawful caught Mario with a rocket-powered dive attack that knocked the wind out of the portly plumber.
“A WINNER IS YOU! Now you feel the fury of Fawful, like a thousand angry sunbeams of RA-”
“Ah, can it, will ya?”
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Mr. L had arrived, and not a moment too soon. But what was he doing here?
“Who has the dares to interrupt the mighty Fawful in his speech-bubbles?”
“Heh. First of all, learn to speak. Second, they call me the Green Thunder, because I strike like lightning. That’s all you need to know.”
“GREEN? The GREEN FINK-RAT has arrived as well? Fawful will destroyify you both!”
Mr. L snapped his fingers, a field of negative energy surrounded him. Fawful was caught in the field, and became stunned by its strange properties.
“Hey, Red Guy! Yeah, you! You gonna finish this guy, or do I have to do it myself.”
Mario, perplexed but nonetheless relieved, got back up to his feet and held out his hands. They began glowing with a fiery might, and when he released the energy inside his gloves, a massive inferno shot forward and engulfed the still-paralyzed Fawful. When the smoke cleared, Fawful was charred black and coughing up ash.
“Fawful cannot believe it… Red and Green won again… but Fawful will always have fury…always…”
Fawful collapsed with a pained smile on his face, and those cracked glasses still swirling. Who could say if he was really dead? He had reappeared too many times to count his existence out.
But for now, Mario turned his attention to the other strange guest (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ryLkTFuRrU), who was about to leave.
“Luigi!”
“Who’s this Luigi guy you keep talkin’ about? Both of you seem to know him. I’m gettin’ outta here, punks. You hear those footsteps? I think the Koopa Troop heard our little brawl…”
Mr. L disappeared down the hallway. Mario was about to leave, too, when he remembered the Princess.
“Mario! Don’t leave me here! Help me!”
“…I can’t, there's-a no time. I’ll-a be back later, Peach. Don’t worry!”
Mario disappeared into the dark corridors as well. When the Koopa Troop arrived, they found the scene of a massacre around the Princess’ cell, but Peach herself locked in. It was a curious sight to behold.
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Write-up Summary:
Lakitu Bros. investigated Peach (Sasaki).
Donkey Kong killed Roy Koopa (Paulus Tertius).
The Koopinator killed Koopatrol #1 (Joooray).
Dimentio killed Donkey Kong (pevergreen).
Mario and Mr. L killed the Koopinator (Centurion1) and Fawful (splitpersonality).
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Alive: 12
Sasaki Kojiro
A Very Super Market
Captain Blackadder
Captain C
Death is yonder
atheotes
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Tratorix
Beefy187
YLC
rhawn
Dead: 23
Cultured Drizzt fan
TheMarioKarters
taka
Sprig
scottishranger
Thermal Mercury
Khazaar
Sigurd
Greyblades
White_eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
Psychonaut
Beskar
Yaseikhaan
A1_Unit
Stildawn
Yoyoma1910
Cronos Impera
Paulus Tertius
Joooray
pevergreen
Centurion1
splitpersonality
Far away and never returning: Thefluffyone93
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Begin Day 6
48 hours. I'd say we've reached the climax, here... let's make this interesting.
Sasaki Kojiro
12-10-2009, 06:16
“…I can’t. I’ll be back later, Peach. Don’t worry!”Mario, what the heck.
... - Sigurd
pevergreen
12-10-2009, 06:20
I :daisy: hate you dimentio.
... - Sigurd
atheotes
12-10-2009, 06:51
what a bloodbath :shocked:
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