BuffyVerse Mafia: Apocalypse Now [Concluded]

[pevergreen]

No, I believe you called it a modkill.

Was that you experimenting in BDSM with me last night?

[johnhughthom]

Was that you experimenting in BDSM with me last night?

Unlikely, I tell people my name before indulging in activities of that nature. I'm old fashioned that way.

[pevergreen]

Unlikely, I tell people my name before indulging in activities of that nature. I'm old fashioned that way.

Ah yes, I've had bad experiences informing others of my intent though.

[Death is yonder]

:sick2:

Vote: JHT

[Yaropolk]

ATPG is sitting down in a pub and a young women accusing him of some naughty things. ATPG tells the woman off and puts here in her place.

However, three young fellows, Classical_Hero, gibson and greyblades hear this and decide they can smell something tasty. They want a piece of the action. They walk over to ATPG and pull out their accusations and point them at ATPG. ATPG is unfazed, a smile even spreads upon his face he addresses Classical Hero.

So you must be the leader, you thought you smelled scum and thought you might be able to get a piece of the action, you even brought two friends along for the ride? But there aint no scum here, just a vigilante that makes you wish you were born a women. Now you are having doubts. Your not sure if you can go through with it, and considering you have replica written down the side of your accusation. And I have Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine, it should precipitate your friends into shrinking, along with your presence.

- - -

Its always interestng to see who tags along for the ride when scum smell a chance to take down pizza. Even funny when people wilt under his strong glare.

Vote: Greyblades.

Pulp fiction quote aside - do you actually have some results on gibson and greyblades?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Let's not get too crazy about any particular candidate. Yesterday was.... "fun", but I'd rather keep the vote tally in the nomination stages while we weigh the suspects.

I have a feeling we have a good lead today, but I'm looking to observe for now.


And sleep.

[gibsonsg91921]

I think if you'll look at my record, I am really just a bad player, not a bad guy. What do you have on Greyblades though?

[Khazaar]

Vote: peever, you´re odd...

[Skooma Addict]

I've been away so Vote: Abstain until I can catch up.

[Yaropolk]

Proceeding with involuntary extraction of information:
vote:pever

[Reenk Roink]

Proceeding with involuntary extraction of information:
vote:pever

Don't do this. The way to extract information from pever is to send a suitable representative who will eulogize him before making the request.

Vote: Death is Yonder

[Yaropolk]

Don't do this. The way to extract information from pever is to send a suitable representative who will eulogize him before making the request.

Vote: Death is Yonder

I take it you're volunteering then? I will unvote pending your eulogy! Unvote

[Zack]

I've been away so Vote: Abstain until I can catch up.

Vote: Skooma Addict

Abstaining is for pansies!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't do this. The way to extract information from pever is to send a suitable representative who will eulogize him before making the request.

Vote: Death is Yonder

I would ordinarily humor any request such as this, and information would be nice; however I have a sinking feeling that pevergreen is guilty.

If anyone has anything exonerating him, please pass it to the front of the class.

for now, I'm going to switch my vote to him.

Unvote, vote: pevergreen

[TinCow]

At this point, I'm most annoyed by the lack of participation by about half the players. While I'm annoyed that Greyblades hasn't even bothered responding, at least he's been historically active in this game and will presumably respond in the future. Way too many people who don't have the same excuse.

Unvote; Vote: Nictel

[Ironside]

Ok, following the lead sprig got about the vote train on ATPG for no appearent reason. Sprig might be doing an advanced bluff, but it certainly looks like he set it up from the start.

Vote: Grayblades

[Secura]

vote: Sprig

[Greyblades]

Why the heck is a butchered movie quote a good reason to lynch me?

[Romanic]

vote: johnhughthom

My pretty doggy said woof woof when he smelled you.

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote Sprig

Quoting from movies is not enough to save you from my suspicion.

[Chaotix]

pever is a vampire?

Vote: Greyblades

[Romanic]

pever is a vampire!

Vote: Greyblades

Then why are you voting Greyblades?

unvote: JHT; vote: pevergreen

[Secura]

pever is a vampire?

Vote: Greyblades

Chaotix is scummy?

unvote, vote: Chaotix

[autolycus]

2 hours to end of phase Vote tally through Secura's vote:
chaotix:1-Secura
DiY2:1-Reenk Roink
greyblades:2-chaotix, ironside
johnhughthom:2-DiY2, pever
khazaar:1-Winston
nictel:1-TinCow
pevergreen:4-atpg,johnhughthom, khazaar, romanic
skooma:1-Zack
Sprig:1-Captain Blackadder
Not voting or abstaining: 13 (grrr)

[Renata]

vote: Chaotix

[Renata]

Then why are you voting Greyblades?

unvote: JHT; vote: pevergreen

Why are you voting for pever?

[gibsonsg91921]

Interesting how Romanic, possibly accidentally, quoted Chaotix as saying "pever is a vampire!" when he said "pever is a vampire?". FoS.

Vote: pever

[TinCow]

I like this one. :yes:

Unvote; Vote: Chaotix

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Interesting how Romanic, possibly accidentally, quoted Chaotix as saying "pever is a vampire!" when he said "pever is a vampire?". FoS.

Vote: pever

You note that romanic misquoted chaotix and you fos him, but vote the same person as he is?

[Romanic]

Why are you voting for pever?
Because he's scummy. If you don't like this answer, sue me!! hahahahahhaha


Interesting how Romanic, possibly accidentally, quoted Chaotix as saying "pever is a vampire!" when he said "pever is a vampire?". FoS.

Vote: pever

"possibly accidentally" :laugh4:

I agree with Sasaki here. Why are you FOSing me, and yet following my vote?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Meh. You know what, I have had a change of heart.

Chaotix should be putting more into this game. He feels exactly like he did in the Legend of Zelda game where I was absolutely sure he was ducking me intentionally. And it turned out, he was quite the.... "slippery"... character. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Lack of substance from Chaotix = hiding something.

Let's see what's behind DOOR.... NUMBER..... ONE!!!!


unvote, vote: Chaotix

Plus this will undoubtedly make Reenk a happy camper. Always my number one goal.

[gibsonsg91921]

I agree with Sasaki here. Why are you FOSing me, and yet following my vote?


Because I love you.

because i'm too dumb to do anything but follow the crowd

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lord Winter, who aren't in play, absent be thy name
Thy time has come, thy life be done, we cast you from this game
Sign up one day and then go dead; we forgive you of this shame
As we forgive you each time a sign up sheet bears your Wint'ry name
But lead us not into voting for you,
and lead us not to killing you,
For thine is the role unused.
Reducing town numbers,
wasting townie time.
You are the weakest link....



Good-bye!

[Skooma Addict]

Vote: Skooma Addict

Abstaining is for pansies!
Hey now! You sir, are no gentleman.

*takes off glove and slaps Zack across his blasphemous face*

Vote: TinCow

[Cecil XIX]

vote: Chaotix. I was nailed for that in the last game, would be nice to be on the other side of it.

[autolycus]

Buffy Season 1, Episode 4

A bus rolls into Sunnydale, beneath the still-dark sky. Lord Winter walks down the steps, then looks up.

Lord Winter: Is that, a ray of sunlight I see. Glory be, the sun has returned.

The light hits Lord Winter

Lord Winter: Shoot, a ray of sunlight. AAAAhhh!!!

Lord WInter combusts


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091028221330/buffy/images/thumb/c/c0/Marcus.jpg/225px-Marcus.jpgLord Winter was Marcus!!! (http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Marcus_%28vampire%29)

The sun goes back behind a cloud, as Chaotix descends.

Chaotix: Hmmm. Interesting. I've never seen that happen before.

Cue opening credits

Buffy arrives at the mall, despite it's being under semi-constant attack by demons, vampires, and other nasties.

Willow: Are you sure this is really the time to go shopping?

Buffy: (staking a vamp) If I don't have time to go shopping at the end of the world, when will I?

A slime demon attacks Buffy, who decapitates it. It gets slime on her shoe.

Buffy: See, anywhere else, this would be a major problem. As it is, it's just a short walk to replace it.

They arrive at the shoe store. It's rubble.

Buffy: Alright, now I'm mad.

Buffy grabs a rocket launcher and starts to head outside.


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090425201846/buffy/images/thumb/4/4c/BuffyRocket.jpg/284px-BuffyRocket.jpg

There are literally waves of demons in the parking lot. Fortunately, they seem to be attacking each other as much as anyone else. Buffy aims and fires. Loud explosion, when smoke clears, the lot is filled with many dead demons and one dead Chaotix

Chaotix: I ... thought ... suburban California would ... be.... sunnier.


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090302174917/buffy/images/thumb/c/cd/FRED.jpg/225px-FRED.jpg Chaotix was
Fred Burkle!!! (http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Fred)

Living:
Atpg
Captain Blackadder
Cecil XIX
Csargo
Death Is Yonder2
Diamondeye
Gibson
Greyblades
Ironside
johnhughthom
Khazaar
Link
Nictel
pevergreen
Reenk
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Skooma Addict
Sprig
TinCow
Winston
Yaropolk
Zack

Dead:
DiY-lynched Day 1- Clem
acin-killed Night 1- Lindsey
Warman88- killed night 1-Riley
Seon-lynched day 2-Vanessa
ThefluffyOne93-killed night 2-Xander
Sasaki Kojiro-killed night 2- Collin
dcmort93-lynched day 3- Darla
classical_hero-killed night 3-The Master
Lord Winter-WOPed day 4-Marcus
Chaotix-lynched day 4-Fred






Vote tally:
chaotix:5-atpg,Cecil XIX renata, Secura, tincow
DiY2:1-Reenk Roink
greyblades:2-chaotix, ironside
johnhughthom:2-DiY2, pever
khazaar:1-Winston
nictel:1-TinCow
pevergreen:4-gibson ,johnhughthom, khazaar, romanic
skooma:1-Zack
Sprig:1-Captain Blackadder
TinCow-skooma



Phase ends in 23 hours and 23 minutes
Orders to me.

[thefluffyone93]

Voting closed, write-up coming.

Vote tally:
chaotix:5-atpg,Cecil XIX renata, Secura, tincow


http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5905726/dat-lynch-i-like-it.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=dat-ass

[gibsonsg91921]

fred burkle is pretty attractive for someone named fred burkle

[thefluffyone93]

Well, according to the wiki, she becomes a vessel for one of the Old Ones.
So, good lynch?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, according to the wiki, she becomes a vessel for one of the Old Ones.
So, good lynch?

No, bad lynch.

She is not listed as Illyria, she's listed as Fred. I am particularly and personally aggrieved by this mistake.

:wall:

[Sasaki Kojiro]

But good riddance to lord winter apparently, how did he die though?

[Askthepizzaguy]

But good riddance to lord winter apparently, how did he die though?

Chronic inactivity sometimes leads to serious complications, such as divine smiting.





:birthday2: Happy Tenth WOG, Lord Winter! :birthday2:


We kid because we love.

[thefluffyone93]

No, bad lynch.

She is not listed as Illyria, she's listed as Fred. I am particularly and personally aggrieved by this mistake.

:wall:

I agree with you on that, but do you think she could have been a possible recruitable townie?

[Yaropolk]

I think I could have recruited her into Angel Investigations....oh well Chaotix didn't reach out to me

[dcmort93]

Yaropolk you do actuallly know who is already in angel investigations right?

[Chaotix]

No, bad lynch.

She is not listed as Illyria, she's listed as Fred. I am particularly and personally aggrieved by this mistake.

:wall:

Zing!

Who's laughing now?

Hint: It's me. :laugh4:

EDIT: Yaro, if I thought I could do anything, I would've said something.

[Cecil XIX]

fred burkle is pretty attractive for someone named fred burkle

Couldn't have said it better myself. :laugh4:

[Secura]

No, bad lynch.

She is not listed as Illyria, she's listed as Fred. I am particularly and personally aggrieved by this mistake.

To be honest, it would have been a bad lynch had she been listed as Illyria.

[DELETE_THIS]

So Fred is a trap?

[Askthepizzaguy]

So Fred is a trap?

It's not a trap if you don't want to leave.

[TinCow]

So Fred is a trap?

Admiral Ackbar thinks so.

[robbiecon]

fred burkle is pretty attractive for someone named fred burkle

Can't argue with that :D

[Chaotix]

"Fred" is just short for Winifred.

I AM A GIRL DAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME??

Edit: Secura, when did you become a mod?

[Diamondeye]

Edit: Secura, when did you become a mod?

Just now, I think :beam:

[Romanic]

Yay for Secura! ~:cheers:

[Yaropolk]

"Fred" is just short for Winifred.
I AM A GIRL DAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME??


I present to you Winnifred Dodds, Superintendent of Jonesboro, TX school district 1978-84

http://i53.tinypic.com/2agt46c.jpg

See it in full original glory here: http://jonesboroisd.net/page/history.html

[Renata]

Aaaaaah!

[Romanic]

Aaaaaah!

:scared:

What???

[autolycus]

Angel Season 1, Episode 4: Old times
Angel is walking the streets with Doyle. The streets are empty, strangely so for Los Angeles

Doyle: Let's call it a night, Angel. The pubs are all closed, and there's no sign of demon activity.

Angel: You can go home if you like, Doyle, I can't shake the feeling that I've been here before, a sort of deja vu.

Doyle: All right, see you in the morning.

Doyle turns and walks the other way. Another figure steps into the light. It's Ethan Rayne. He smiles


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080217025652/buffy/images/thumb/c/ce/EthanRayne02.png/200px-EthanRayne02.png

Ethan Rayne: Here we go again.

Cue opening credits and music

Khazaar is in his office, preparing to head home, when there's a knock at his door.

Khazaar: Yes? Come in.

A figure walks in, wearing a leather jacket and shades.

Khazaar: Can I help you? What sort of surgery is it you need done.

Figure: Well, you're actually more the subject this time than the operator. I've brought my own surgical crew.

Many small demons come running through the doorway and tear him limb from limb and then consume the pieces. The figure lights a cigarette and smiles.

Figure: Just like riding a bicycle.


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090416123607/buffy/images/thumb/1/1c/Ronald.meltzer.jpg/225px-Ronald.meltzer.jpg
Khazaar was Dr. Meltzer!!! (http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Ronald_Meltzer)

Flashback to Angel's past, because we can. Angel, or rather, Angelus, is in England with Darla and Drusilla. They're planning on crashing a party and feasting, but can't decide what clothes to wear.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081126083713/buffy/images/thumb/7/76/S5_destiny_pic03.jpg/150px-S5_destiny_pic03.jpg

Drusilla: I wants the black dress, I wants it bad. We're going to a funeral today.

Darla: You always wear black, except when you wear white. Can't you at least consider some green?

After much controversy, they finally head out. The streets are quiet. They arrive at the ball and come crashing through the window. Despite the orchestra, there's actually a large number of men with stakes and crosses, rather than the expected dancers.

Drusilla: I told you we were going to a funeral!!


Phase ends in 23.5 hours
Results will be out shortly.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Cecil XIX

[gibsonsg91921]

Vote: Skooma Addict

Who are you? Why were you being roleblocked or else indecipherable?

[Secura]

vote: Skooma Addict

You've been quiet all game, treacle... and the fact that a scan was unable to find any information about you is more than a little concerning!

[Diamondeye]

Vote: Skooma Addict

In order to become third on the bandwagon!

[pevergreen]

So this was the reason I didn't ever watch buffy.

Vote: ATPG

[Reenk Roink]

Vote: Atpg

[TinCow]

Whoa... peverreenk just threw down. IT'S ON.

[pevergreen]

Whoa... peverreenk just threw down. IT'S ON.

:yes:

[Askthepizzaguy]

@peverreenk:

Pizza sees ya. Pizza don't care.

[johnhughthom]

Vote: peverreenk

[Zack]

Vote: Skooma Addict

[Reenk Roink]

Renata, I'll join you, because you guys are taking way to long and I am impotent by myself.

[Renata]

OK.

What am I agreeing to?

[Reenk Roink]

OK.

What am I agreeing to?

I only have intelligence. I need firepower. Lots of it.

edit: Vote Atpg or CB this round, we'll take it from there. I just need one vote on one of them, I can influence the lynch.

[Renata]

I must have left my M-16 in my other pair of pants.

[Renata]

Oh I didn't see your edit. I'm sorry Reenk, you'll have to do a little better than that. All I know at the moment is that Skooma has a dubious investigation result against him and Pizza has a plausibly innocent role and is using it in the ways you might expect from him. I know nothing of CB at all.

So -- information, you haz it?

[Reenk Roink]

Oh I didn't see your edit. I'm sorry Reenk, you'll have to do a little better than that. All I know at the moment is that Skooma has a dubious investigation result against him and Pizza has a plausibly innocent role and is using it in the ways you might expect from him. I know nothing of CB at all.

So -- information, you haz it?

You obviously know that Atpg claimed something quite not innocent to you and went on to kill 3 people, so why are you calling him innocent?

[pevergreen]

You obviously know that Atpg claimed something quite not innocent to you and went on to kill 3 people, so why are you calling him innocent?

Listen to Reenk, listen to the voice of Reason (C).

[Renata]

He never claimed anything but vigilante to me. What is he telling you?

[Reenk Roink]

He never claimed anything but vigilante to me. What is he telling you?

Atpg is too wary to ever send me a PM after Capo 3, I'm extremely uncooperative. He is not your friend though.

EDIT: k prolly won't be back until tomorrow morning, you have your offer Renata. and you need me wayyyy more than I need you.

[Renata]

You baffle me.

[Renata]

vote: Skooma

If you can't be straight with me, I'm not interested.

[TinCow]

Can us non-club members get some information on this whole Skooma thing?

[Secura]

Skooma was scanned a few nights back as being an unrecruitable Sunnydale character; last night, he was scanned again by a different role who found themselves unable to get any information about him.

[Ironside]

Good enough for me.

Vote: Skooma

[Reenk Roink]

Well, once again Renata's team gets shafted by fate. :shame: Tie vote her with Skooma...

Unvote, vote: Renata

[Renata]

Can us non-club members get some information on this whole Skooma thing?

If you're not in the loop, TinCow, give it up. You're going down next.

[Beskar]

Can us non-club members get some information on this whole Skooma thing?

https://i746.photobucket.com/albums/xx102/tiaexz/784558_1.jpg

[Yaropolk]

let's get the skooma bandwagon under control please....give him a chance to reveal his role if he wants to live.

vote: renata

skooma: (5) gibsong, secura, de, zack, renata, ironside
renata: (2) reenk, yaro
cecil: atpg
atpg:pever
pever: jht

[gibsonsg91921]

TinCow is on the level. ATPG seems to be the only one killing... makes me curious. I believe he is Gunn but maybe we've been had as far as his victory conditions

[Askthepizzaguy]

TinCow is on the level. ATPG seems to be the only one killing... makes me curious. I believe he is Gunn but maybe we've been had as far as his victory conditions

Look closely at the previous writeup.

No crossbow. I had other engagements last night. By all means, question me, but do maintain a close eye on the circumstances. You'll be better informed.

[gibsonsg91921]

Gotcha. I just remembered seeing "Figure." I am sort of Magoo... my blundering helps people just spell it out for me

[TinCow]

If you're not in the loop, TinCow, give it up. You're going down next.

Bring it if you think it needs to be brung. Whether I am in the loop or not, I don't like being dictated to. If you don't want to explain your actions to me, then you'd better just kill me now.

[Askthepizzaguy]

With a heavy heart, and for the sake of the other players, I shall do what I am expected to do here, which is vote for Renata.

unvote, vote: Renata


*hugs* With much love and admiration for the efforts you put out.

[Renata]

*hugs to you too*

TinCow, I was not dictating anything to you; I think it should be clear what's going on here. It should be clear to you, too.

[Skooma Addict]

Vote: Skooma Addict

Who are you? Why were you being roleblocked or else indecipherable?

I couldn't have been roleblocked last night, or at any point in this game thus far as I have not been active at night. Why you were unable to get a result on me is something I cannot explain. Perhaps someone was performing an action on me, or something else equally as unfortunate. Whatever the reason, now that it is known that I cannot be recruited I am just a check mark on the list of sunnydales to be killed. You may continue on this present coarse to lynch me, or you and any other scanners can attempt to scan me again tonight. To be perfectly honest, it would be a more efficient strategy to lynch me today, rather then use the towns valuable resources on me for, apparently, a third night. The choice is yours.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I couldn't have been roleblocked last night, or at any point in this game thus far as I have not been active at night. Why you were unable to get a result on me is something I cannot explain. Perhaps someone was performing an action on me, or something else equally as unfortunate. Whatever the reason, now that it is known that I cannot be recruited I am just a check mark on the list of sunnydales to be killed. You may continue on this present coarse to lynch me, or you and any other scanners can attempt to scan me again tonight. To be perfectly honest, it would be a more efficient strategy to lynch me today, rather then use the towns valuable resources on me for, apparently, a third night. The choice is yours.

Ruthlessly logical, and yet I can't help but feel it would be better not to follow your suggestion precisely, and rather use a crossbow on you tonight. Or winged monkeys, or whatever other crazy power we have.

[Renata]

No, you can lynch him instead of me. I won't complain.

[Skooma Addict]

Lynch us both. Two suspects with one bullet. Though I will admit, I'm a bit partial to the flying monkeys idea.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lynch us both. Two suspects with one bullet. Though I will admit, I'm a bit partial to the flying monkeys idea.

I'm disinclined to allow you to choose which of you dies first, through tally manipulation. The lynch should be decisive, and then the action at night should be equally decisive.

[Renata]

You're no fun, Mr. Gunn. Just for that, we will recruit you next, and you can join our doom.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You're no fun, Mr. Gunn. Just for that, we will recruit you next, and you can join our doom.

T'would be my pleasure. I have ever so much information, I can assure you I would be a very, very grave threat to the town would I ever be converted.

It really strikes me as odd that you haven't done so yet. Don't you want to know who everyone is? Seriously. I'm a virtual encyclopedia of this game.

[Ironside]

You're no fun, Mr. Gunn. Just for that, we will recruit you next, and you can join our doom.

Hmm. I get the feeling that this isn't a pure joke.

Unvote, Vote: Renata

[Renata]

T'would be my pleasure. I have ever so much information, I can assure you I would be a very, very grave threat to the town would I ever be converted.

It really strikes me as odd that you haven't done so yet. Don't you want to know who everyone is? Seriously. I'm a virtual encyclopedia of this game.

You can tell my crony once he dials in your name. Serves me right for not wanting to go back to the same well all the time, but I do get there eventually.

[Reenk Roink]

tl;dr vote Renata, try to get Skooma in a tie, but Renata is the priority.

For people wondering what's going on. Renata has basically confessed (implicit confession, but it's there) as one of the Mafia groups. Her affiliation was known for quite some time, I think before I entered, but she was left alone except for roleblocks because she claimed neutral.

For people wondering why I wanted to work with her, it was for the twin reasons of performing some cleaning of the network of potentially dangerous members if they turncoat (it's pretty obvious Atpg is a vig, there's another one who has basically been revealed as well), and going further into her own group. However, it has become clear that her group at this stage is absolutely decimated and so we might as well just finish her and take care of disloyal members by ourselves if need be.

There's obviously still the potential of conversions, and some other bad guys left, but with one team down the possibility of conversion decreases and we have more luxury to cut the fat if need be.

Skooma was alluded to by Renata. Might be a false plant like Renata, but might as well go on it.

So yeah, let's move on and finish this game in a plug and chug way and get our A so we can put it on our fridge... :rolleyes:

[Renata]

Come on Reenk, B+ at best, really.

[Reenk Roink]

Come on Reenk, B+ at best, really.

Oh, there's nothing impressive of getting 100% on your algebra test even if you get the 'A'. A 'C' in Quantum Mechanics I is much more impressive (and I got a B+ in that class :beam:).

[Renata]

Lightweight. I got an A.

[Reenk Roink]

Lightweight. I got an A.

:laugh4: Well, I had Freese, you must have gotten an easy Prof.

[gibsonsg91921]

WHO DO I KILL

[Renata]

Me. *nod*

Reenk --- so predictable, come on.

[Yaropolk]

New tally:

skooma: (4) gibsong, secura, de, zack, renata
renata: (4) reenk, yaro, atpg, ironside
atpg:pever
pever: jht

This is quite perfect. Renata is already voting for skooma, so let's see who flinches first....skooma or renata's teammate

[Renata]

*thumbs yaro in the nose* You assume I have any interest in or need for survival, silly man.

unvote, vote Renata

[Askthepizzaguy]

New tally:

skooma: (4) gibsong, secura, de, zack, renata
renata: (4) reenk, yaro, atpg, ironside
atpg:pever
pever: jht

This is quite perfect. Renata is already voting for skooma, so let's see who flinches first....skooma or renata's teammate

I'm flinching over your tally.

[Greyblades]

S'cuse me but what do we have on reneta but reenks word?

[Askthepizzaguy]

S'cuse me but what do we have on reneta but reenks word?

Renata's word.

[Greyblades]

Where?

[Skooma Addict]

Vote: Skooma

Should make things more interesting.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Where?

I refer you to peverreenk.


You obviously know that Atpg claimed something quite not innocent to you and went on to kill 3 people, so why are you calling him innocent?

I claimed to Renata that I was Charles Gunn, presumed pro-town innocent, but in reality the horned demonic worshiper of the apocalyptic hell goddess Glorificus; infiltrator of pro-town networks, dastardly murderer extraordinaire, friend of the Wolfram and Hart gang, willing participant in a conspiracy to destroy Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and willing to pretend to protect certain people while her gang finishes them off and recruits Angel into her hive of scum and villainy.

She claimed to me that she was Holland Manners, founding member of the "neutral" Wolfram and Hart gang, whose only enemies happen to be Angel Investigations, but she'd of course be willing to help me slay the Buffster. And, also, me being the mind-slave of a hell goddess was totally cool with her.

She later said publicly that I was "plausibly innocent". In the very post that Reenk's above quote was responding to.

[Zack]

It was good for Pizzaguy
It was good for Pizzaguy
It was good for Pizzaguy
And it's good enough for me!

Gimme that old time Renata
Gimme that old time Renata
Gimme that old time Renata
That lynch is good enough for me!

Unvote, Vote: Renata

[TinCow]

Vote: Renata

[Reenk Roink]

Reenk --- so predictable, come on.

A in QM and calling things predictable... :no:

unvote, vote: Skooma

[Yaropolk]

Quantum tallying is not my strong suit!

unvote

skooma: (5) gibsong, secura, de, skooma, reenk,
renata: (5) atpg, ironside, renata, zack, TC
atpg:pever
pever: jht

[Renata]

A in QM and calling things predictable... :no:

unvote, vote: Skooma

That was much better. Kudos.

I should have been neutral really, not that it would have helped. Finish off Angel Investigations, corrupt Angel, and ride off into the sunset with my posse while Buffy and the vampires fight it out. It's such a lovely story.

[Greyblades]

I refer you to peverreenk.

And I refer you to the origional question:


S'cuse me but what do we have on reneta but reenks word?

[pevergreen]

And I refer you to the origional question:

I back him up.

[Greyblades]

OK:
S'cuse me but what do we have on reneta but reenks and pever's word?

[pevergreen]

OK:
S'cuse me but what do we have on reneta but reenks and pever's word?

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4641688/He-must-not-know-who-i-am.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Juggernaut-

[Zack]

OK:
S'cuse me but what do we have on reneta but reenks and pever's word?

What else do you want? And why is going on someone's word a bad thing?

[Death is yonder]

It seems that action behind the scenes has exposed someone who has implicitly claimed mafia, or at the very least anti-town team.

Vote: Renata


S'cuse me but what do we have on reneta but reenks word?

From in thread, clearly the tone is that of "got nothing to lose" exposed mafia.

And ATPG said that, despite claiming something clearly anti town to Renata, in his own words:


I claimed to Renata that I was Charles Gunn, presumed pro-town innocent, but in reality the horned demonic worshiper of the apocalyptic hell goddess Glorificus; infiltrator of pro-town networks, dastardly murderer extraordinaire, friend of the Wolfram and Hart gang, willing participant in a conspiracy to destroy Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and willing to pretend to protect certain people while her gang finishes them off and recruits Angel into her hive of scum and villainy.

She claimed to me that she was Holland Manners, founding member of the "neutral" Wolfram and Hart gang, whose only enemies happen to be Angel Investigations, but she'd of course be willing to help me slay the Buffster. And, also, me being the mind-slave of a hell goddess was totally cool with her.

She later said publicly that I was "plausibly innocent". In the very post that Reenk's above quote was responding to.

When Reenk said:


You obviously know that Atpg claimed something quite not innocent to you and went on to kill 3 people, so why are you calling him innocent?

[Cecil XIX]

That everything Renata's been saying today sounds scummy. Maybe it's a ruse, but I like to take people at face value. (Why do I play this game? :juggle2:) vote: Renata

[Greyblades]

What else do you want? And why is going on someone's word a bad thing?

Beause if we did that all the mafia would need to do is say "these guys are mafia and should be killed".

As for what I want; I want investigations, role blocks that resulted in one less kill that night, Pm quotes, even the simple claim that these happened would be better than taking someone's word.

At least something more concrete than "she's acting scummy", I myself have been lynched several times as a townie due to this.

[gibsonsg91921]

such as unexplained post editing :wink:

[Greyblades]

Ok thats something, got an example?

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote Renata

A confirmed Mafia in a game with plenty of recruiters is someone that needs to die now. Unless we have some good roleblockers she is by far the best lynch.

[Diamondeye]

As for what I want; I want investigations, role blocks that resulted in one less kill that night, Pm quotes, even the simple claim that these happened would be better than taking someone's word.

What are you going to do in vanilla games, then? :tongue:

[Greyblades]

When was the last time you played a vanilla game on this board? Seriously we think not getting role reveals upon death is unusual.

[Romanic]

vote: Renata

*yawn* kinda easy, isn't it?

[Zack]

As for what I want; I want investigations, role blocks that resulted in one less kill that night, Pm quotes, even the simple claim that these happened would be better than taking someone's word.

:laugh4:

So taking someone's word is better than taking someone's word?

[DELETE_THIS]

Well that seems obvious then: vote: Renata

[TinCow]

Greyblades doth protest too much, methinks.

[Greyblades]

:laugh4:

So taking someone's word is better than taking someone's word?

No I'm just hillariousy paranoid and making alot of mistakes. The point I failed to make is that I'm finding claims that someone is scummy and not backing them up seems more like a mafia trying to mislead the town than an actual townies accusation.

Pity I just realised that even with a clear argument my case is meaningless seeing as reneta seems to be not even trying to debunk it: so go nuts.
Vote: reneta

[Renata]

Vote Renata

A confirmed Mafia in a game with plenty of recruiters is someone that needs to die now. Unless we have some good roleblockers she is by far the best lynch.

You have excellent roleblockers; the guy with the tongue last night was a nice touch.

Not that I was doing anythign anyway.

[Renata]

vote: Renata

*yawn* kinda easy, isn't it?

Yes.

Are you really the evil half of a lover role? Sounds like fun.

[Renata]

That everything Renata's been saying today sounds scummy. Maybe it's a ruse, but I like to take people at face value. (Why do I play this game? :juggle2:) vote: Renata

You're so scummy, Cecil. For shame.

[Renata]

Well that seems obvious then: vote: Renata

Good vote.

[Renata]

Greyblades doth protest too much, methinks.

He just knows he's next. Too bad.

[johnhughthom]

Vote: pevergreen

Yes, OMFGUSYAEU3G

[Romanic]

Yes.

Are you really the evil half of a lover role? Sounds like fun.
:laugh4: "evil half" is a nice touch.

I wonder how you know that, though.

[Renata]

Same way I know that Grayblades is a vampire.

[Romanic]

Same way I know that Grayblades is a vampire.

Shocking revelation. Anything else you want to get out before we hang you? :smug2:

[Renata]

I wear multicolored striped wool socks in the winter. They make me happy.

[TinCow]

Same way I know that Grayblades is a vampire.

He won't come into your house unless you invite him?

[Romanic]

I wear multicolored striped wool socks in the winter. They make me happy.

:laugh4: I'll miss you.

[Diamondeye]

I wear multicolored striped wool socks in the winter. They make me happy.

Aww :beam:

[Greyblades]

He won't come into your house unless you invite him?
No I sneak into realy stupid and gulliable girls bedrooms and watch them sleep. They keep thinking its romantic for some reason. :grin:

[Renata]

:laugh4: I'll miss you.

You think I'm going somewhere? :)

But I like you too. Diamondeye also. Rest of you not so much.









Gah, you're cheering me out of my aggravation. Stop doing that!

[autolycus]

1 hour to deadline
Vote tally
atpg:1-pevergreen
pevergreen:1-johnhughthom
Renata: 11-Atpg, Captain Blackadder, Cecil, DiY, Greyblades, Ironsides, Nictel, Renata, Romanic, TinCow, Zack,
Skooma:5-Diamondeye, gibson, reenk, secura, skooma

[Askthepizzaguy]

Unvote, vote: scottishranger

I've had just enough of his lurking.

[Link]

I AM HERE JUST IN TIME! vote: renata

[Sprig]

eek didnt vote.

Vote: GreyBlades to be different.

Wait... didn't i vote him yesterday ?

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's okay. The important thing is we got these votes in before the deadline.

[Death is yonder]

Uhh I believe the phase ended 3 hours ago :tongue:

Edit: Oh wait, ATPG already answered the question :clown:

[Link]

The important thing is that I tried.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The important thing is that I tried.

The important thing is YOU FAIL.


http://britishgaijin.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/cheese-fail.jpg

[autolycus]

Buffy Season 1, Episode 5: Guest Lecture.
Buffy and Willow are standing on UC-Sunnydale's campus, reading a note posted on the door of one of the halls.

Willow:Reading Due to the absence of most of the student body and professors, your regularly-scheduled classes are canceled until further notice. Instead we will be having a series of guest lectures. Tonight's will be given by Renata, who has come to town to speak about the merits of Professional graduate degrees, such as J.D.s, M.Ds, and M.B.A.s

Buffy: Who cares about graduate school. At this rate, we won't even have to worry about finals. Besides, I've already got a profession: Slayer. It doesn't leave much time for anything else.

Wilow: No, we should go. I remember a Slayer once said that being a Slayer wasn't a profession, it was who you were, a calling. Besides, its only supposed to be half an hour. 11:30 tonight.

Buffy: Fine, I'll be there, unless hell should bar the way.

Buffy and Willow head off as a full moon is framed by the buildings behind them. Cue opening credits.

Buffy and Willow enter and take their seats in a large lecture hall. It is vacant except for them, a professor at Renata

Professor: Um.. uh.. Thank you all for coming. Now it is my great pleasure to introduce Renata, who I'm sure has done some great and important things ... Screw it, I'm getting out of here.

Professor runs out of the hall. Shortly thereafter, we hear the sound of a car pulling away.

Renata: Thank you Professor Watkins for that introduction. Now, as I'm sure you're all aware, I am a highly successful professional in Los Angeles. If you think money can't buy you happiness, just look at the smile on my face. But in order to get where I am today ---

Renata is drowned out by the sound of a howl. A werewolf comes tearing into the classroom and starts mauling Renata. Buffy jumps up and pulls the lycanthrope off of Renata. They struggle for a while, and then the werewolf manages to break free and escape. Buffy gives chase, as WIllow goes to see if Renata's still alive. Based on the ripped-out throat, the answer is no.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080129013722/buffy/images/thumb/a/a4/Holland.jpg/225px-Holland.jpgRenata was Holland Manners!!! (http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Holland_Manners)

Later, the Summers residence. Buffy and Willow are eating ice cream.

Willow: Did you get the werewolf.

Buffy: I think I can say that I got the situation under control. I really liked that guest lecture. It was short, to the point, and had a surprise ending. Maybe I should consider law school.


Phase ends in just under 23 hours
Orders to me.

Living
Player
Atpg
Captain Blackadder
Cecil XIX
Csargo
Death Is Yonder2
Diamondeye
Gibson
Greyblades
Ironside
johnhughthom
Link
Nictel
pevergreen
Reenk
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Skooma Addict
Sprig
TinCow
Winston
Yaropolk
Zack

[Romanic]

Final tally.

11 Renata (ATPG, Ironside, Ranta, Zack, TinCow, Death is yonder, Cecil XIX, Capt Blackadder, Romanic, Nictel, Greyblades)
5 Skooma Addict (gibsonsg, Secura, Diamondeye, Skooma, Reenk Roink)
1 ATPG (pevergreen)
1 pevergreen (johnhughthom)
--
6 did not vote (Csargo, Link*, robbiecon, Sprig**, Winston, Yaropolk) :furious3: GRRRR!

* Link voted Renata, after the deadline.
** Sprig voted Greyblades, after the deadline.

[Link]

Wiki says Renata was total scum.

[Reenk Roink]

Wiki says Renata was total scum.

Man... just let it be known that I really was on your side and even almost stopped your murder. :sad: :cry:

[Renata]

Heehee.

[Askthepizzaguy]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080129013722/buffy/images/thumb/a/a4/Holland.jpg/225px-Holland.jpg

He's kind of got a creepy "come sit on my lap" kind of smile.

Also, he promised me candy, but I don't SEE any in this van.

[autolycus]

Angel Season 1, Episode 5: Protection

Previously, on Angel:

Drusilla: I told you we were going to a funeral!

Darla flings Drusilla at the mob and races for a side door. Angel charges into the crowd, scoops up Dru, and starts for the exit. He makes it, except for a couple torches catching his clothes He runs out and plunges into the river with Dru. Cut to present day. Angel is asleep in his bed when the fire alarms go off. His apartment is burning around him. He starts awake and rushes outside. The fire trucks arrive, but it's too late. The apartment, and much of its contents, are a loss. Cue opening credits.

pevergreen is driving down the street on a motorcycle. He's stopped at a stoplight when a beggar comes up to him.

Beggar: Please, can you spare some change?

pevergreen: Sorry my good man, but I can't.

Beggar: No, then how about some of your blood?

Beggar vamps out and knockes pevergreen off her motorcycle. The beggar is going in for the kill, when another figure punches him. It's Angel

Angel: Not while I can help it. I'm in a bad mood today, you see my home burned down. And I think I'm going to take it out on you.

Angel lays into the Beggar with a will. He's right about to finish the beggar off, when the beggar cries out.

Beggar: Look, a blond!!

Angel: Where?

The beggar punches Angel in the stomach, making him let go, and flees into the night.

Angel and Doyle, at a coffee shop.

Angel: It's really weird, you know? I feel like my past is coming back to haunt me. More than usual, I mean.

Doyle: Well, either it's just your conscience, or someone or something's put the bad mojo on you. For now, let's start by finding you a new place.



http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080626221053/buffy/images/thumb/f/fc/Hyperion.gif/400px-Hyperion.gif


Angel: I can't live here. It's far too grandiose.

Doyle The owners skipped town a few weeks ago. I don't think they'll mind if you squat for a couple weeks.

Angel: Alright. But only for a few weeks.



Results will be out shortly. Phase ends in about 34.5 hours

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Cecil XIX

[Romanic]

What happened with scummy Skooma?

vote: Skooma Addict

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am requesting more votes on Cecil XIX, please. Serious this time.

[Reenk Roink]

Vote: Cecil

CB if I find out it was you who attacked pever I'll personally kill you despite your role. :angry: If rather you listened to me and didn't kill Link, thank you. :bow:

[Diamondeye]

Sure, Vote: Cecil XIX

[Yaropolk]

Let's see where this goes, vote: cecil

[Greyblades]

I am requesting more votes on Cecil XIX, please. Serious this time.

What have you got on him?

[Askthepizzaguy]

What have you got on him?

A violent dislike of his vote for me several rounds back.

[Reenk Roink]

What have you got on him?

Cecil has been scanned to likely be working with the Master who is a bad guy according to people who know this show. He also was a MUCH better choice without that than pever or Link both of who almost died due to the trigger happiness of my boo and her associates. Skooma just seems like a good guy despite what happened. We should put him off to the end.

[Secura]

He also was a MUCH better choice without that than pever or Link

What makes Link so important that he has to remain alive?


Skooma just seems like a good guy despite what happened. We should put him off to the end.

An unrecruitable, Sunnydale role who is immune to scans... if he's Glory, I will laugh.

[Reenk Roink]

What makes Link so important that he has to remain alive?

He's a good guy. I'd trade everyone on your team except for you for one more day of his life straight up.


An unrecruitable, Sunnydale role who is immune to scans... if he's Glory, I will laugh.

Yeah, I guess I'll laugh too even though I don't know what I'm supposed to be laughing about... :juggle:

EDIT: BRITISH GUY HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH BUFFY, YOUR *** IS GRASS!

[gibsonsg91921]

Cecil is Luke. I think that's bad?

Vote: Cecil XIX

[gibsonsg91921]

http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Luke

that guy. looks like he needs to get dead

[Renata]

Plug and chug, doodz, you can do it.

[Zack]

Vote: Cecil

[Csargo]

Vote:Cecil

I agree with RR

[Skooma Addict]

Vote: Cecil XIX

[Secura]

vote: CecilXIX

[Winston Hughes]

vote Cecil

Huge, unstoppable bandwagons are fun.

[Romanic]

My dog said "woof woof", but I don't have permission to move my vote. :shrug:

[Winston Hughes]

Alright, people, stop hassling me already. I'm Boffy the freakin' Vampire Slayer or something.

[DELETE_THIS]

We need more bandwagon you say?

[thefluffyone93]

We need more bandwagon you say?

I thought you needed.....
http://luxton.blogware.com/0707/cowbellmore.jpg

[Csargo]

We need more bandwagon you say?

Moar bandwagon=more better

[TinCow]

Vote: Cecil

[Link]

Vote: Cecil
Now, whats this about me almost getting killed?

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote Cecil

Choo Choo

Link you were selected for death since you were on of the few people left who pro town forces had no idea about.

[Death is yonder]

Vote: Cecil

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's it, I'm pulling out the big guns.


Romanic, please vote for Cecil XIX. I want to make darn sure he dies, and I think more votes will make him die.... harder. I haven't thought it through too carefully, but just go with it. We can't risk failure!

[Romanic]

unvote Skooma; vote: Cecil

Ah, such luck that I am devoted to help you, otherwise this villain vampire could've gotten away!

[robbiecon]

Vote: CecilXIX

His time is nigh.

[johnhughthom]

Vote: Secura

[Ironside]

Vote: Secura

My, my here you go and ruin a 100% bandwagon.
Vote: Cecil

[johnhughthom]

I can't be seen wearing the same dress as everybody else, that would be so uncool.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can't be seen wearing the same dress as everybody else, that would be so uncool.

ONE OF US.... ONE OF US..... GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE!

[Renata]

Speaking of that -- how are you enjoying your new position, Pizzaguy?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Speaking of that -- how are you enjoying your new position, Pizzaguy?

Bow chicka wow wow.

I'm so gay for Holland Manners. ~:flirt:

[autolycus]

I've been getting a number of night orders, which I don't mind, pre-ordering is perfectly fine, but there are still 11 hours left in the day to get us back on my preferred schedule.

[Romanic]

Alright, people, stop hassling me already. I'm Boffy the freakin' Vampire Slayer or something.
Ahh! I've been looking for you all game! I'm Angle, a nice vampire and my goal was to find you, which I just completed, thanks to your claim.

Boffy and Angle, united and strong, watch out bad peoples!!

[robbiecon]

Call that an angle, this is an angle:


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Angle_measure.svg/800px-Angle_measure.svg.png

[Askthepizzaguy]

I see your angle, and I raise you Angle.

http://www.drfunkenberry.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Kurt.png

He works out and doesn't afraid of anything. It's true!

[robbiecon]

Fact:


https://img140.imageshack.us/img140/65/kurtj.png

[GeneralHankerchief]

Back on topic, people. :whip:

[Sprig]

vote: CecilXIX just to make sure... you know just in case my vote could be the deciding one.

[thefluffyone93]

vote: CecilXIX just to make sure... you know just in case my vote could be the deciding one.
Oh, and here I was thinking your vote made it a tie.
Silly me.

[Romanic]

We should spam more often, it's the only way we get to see GH these days! :grin3:

.... :anxious: (looks at GH)

*cough* I mean... Yes, yes, I also think Cecil/Luke is a very suspicious fellow, let's lynch him. :yes:

[Greyblades]

Pity there's nothing to do but go off topic, seeing as cecil is a pretty sure deal.
Vote:Skooma for variety.

[Zack]

Pity there's nothing to do but go off topic, seeing as cecil is a pretty sure deal.
Vote:Skooma for variety.

Any reason you have avoided voting for the main suspect every time, Greyblades?

[Renata]

Because he's a vampire.

[Romanic]

Hey you! Stay dead! :laugh4:

Don't go making up bad stories on innocent people!

[Greyblades]

Any reason you have avoided voting for the main suspect every time, Greyblades?

Going against the crowd?

[gibsonsg91921]

EDIT!!! SCUM SCUM SCUM @Greyblades :wink:

[Greyblades]

Is there any response that you dont find scummy? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm)

[autolycus]

Feeling a bit under the weather. Update will be edited in. For now, know that Cecil XIX was Luke and was lynched, and phase ends in 22.5 hours.






Vote tally:
Cecil:18-atpg, Captain Blackadder, csargo, DiY, Diamondeye, gibson, ironside, link, reenk, robbiecon, romanic, secura, skooma, sprig, TinCow, Winston, Yaropolk
Zack
Secura:1-johnhughthom
skooma:1-greyblades
Not voting:3-Cecil, nictel, pevergreen

[thefluffyone93]

Huh.
Not like anything was gonna turn that bandwagon around anyways.
Pizza's word is law.
And....who is Luke anyway?

[Captain Blackadder]

Bad guy servant to the master the big bad of the first season of Buffy.

[thefluffyone93]

Ah, ok then.
Guess it was a good bandwagon, then, if such a thing could be said.
Even though I just said it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Though it should be noted, the only reason I think that such a description = guilty is because classical_hero lied about his role and then complained of a lack of cover roles; which indicates something to hide. Therefore I also assume some servant of The Master would also be guilty.

As I understand the premise of the game, there should be some "bad" guys who are interested in preventing the Apocalypse. Which leads me to wonder, which if any "good" guys would be interested in starting one. Probably converts, but that means it could be practically anyone.

As good as we think we're doing, we don't know for sure how close or how far away victory is. It should be noted, no faction has been defeated yet as announced by Autolycus, which I believe he promised would happen.

[Reenk Roink]

I would like to issue a retraction.

Earlier, in the course of a conversation with someone about a facet of the game, I casually remarked that Faith was hotter than Buffy, in an attempt to make some small talk and personalize the conversation to mask the boring rote of pro town network discourse.

Since then however, photos of the subjects in question have been brought to my attention, and it has become clear that Faith, while sexually attractive, is not as sexually attractive as Buffy.

Thank you, and sorry for the inconvenience to all affected parties. :bow:

[robbiecon]

I'm in the Faith camp personally, unless you can convince me otherwise similarly. PM's will suffice, no point spamming the thread.

[pevergreen]

Post pics and let me decide.

[autolycus]

Angel Season 1, Episode 6: The higher they rise.

Dark and Stormy night in L.A. A woman, Skooma Addict, is sitting in a bathtub at a motel, reading a book. The lightning flashes, illuminating a figure climbing onto her balcony. Cue opening credits.

Just as the figure is about to smash her balcony door, the door bell rings. Skooma walks towards the door in her bath-robe. She opens it and a figure dressed to the nines is at the door.

Well dressed figure: Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a very good book. Some might call it The Good Book.

Skooma: Sorry, I'm not interested in your Bible chit-chat. I've already got a copy.

Well-dressed figure: Oh, but that's not the book I was talking about. This is.

He holds up the book. It's a large tome entitled "How to open a Hell Portal Without Even Trying. Skooma tries to close the door, as the figure hurls himself against it. She succeeds in closing the door, but lets out a gasp as a crossbow bolt enters her shoulder from behind. The other figure has arrived. She pulls the crossbow bolt out of her shoulder and turns.

Skooma: Alright, now I'm angry

Balcony Figure: Yeah, well I'm your dead sexy doom. It even says so on the bolts.

Skooma looks. It does.

Skooma: Now that's just arrogant.

Skooma runs across the room and punches the figure in the gut, following it up with a knee to the face. The door swings open, and the Well-dressed Figure is there again, reading from a different book, chanting in something that might be Latin, but isn't. A large demon appears and starts bearing down on Skooma.


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Skooma: You call that a demon? Where I come from, we have demons like that for breakfast.

Skooma begins to grapple with the demon, when two bolts hit her in the back of the head, opposite where her eyes would be. She lets out a gasp, and falls.


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Skooma Addict was Glorificus!!!! (http://buffy.wikia.com/wiki/Glory)

The demon vanishes, and the crossbowman takes out a knife and starts sawing Skooma's head-off

Well-dressed figure: Is that really necessary?

Balcony Figure: You're one to talk, demon summoner.

Cut to Angel's suites in his new residence.

Angel: Man, I'd hate to be out in this weather.

Doyle: No kidding.

A bolt of lightning strikes the building and it catches fire.

Angel: Not again...

But this time, the fire trucks are in time to save the place.


Begin Buffy Phase
Phase ends in 23.5 hours
Results will be out shortly.


Living:
Atpg
Captain Blackadder
Csargo
Death Is Yonder2
Diamondeye
Gibson
Greyblades
Ironside
johnhughthom
Link
Nictel
pevergreen
Reenk
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Sprig
TinCow
Winston
Yaropolk
Zack

Dead:
DiY1: Clem-lynched--day 1
acin:Lindsey-murdered night 1
Warman88:Riley-murdered night 1
Seon: Vanessa-lynched day 2
fluffy:Xander-murdered night 2
Sasaki:Collin-murdered night 2
dcmort:Darla-lynched day 3
classical_hero:The Master-murdered night 3
Chaotix: Fred-lynched day 4
Lord Winter: Marcus-WoPed day 4
Khazaar: Dr. Meltzer-murdered night 4
Renata:Holland Manners lynched day 5
Cecil XIX: Luke-lynched day 6
Skooma Addict: Glory-murdered night 6

[Askthepizzaguy]

Got your nose.... got your nose..... got your.... head.

[Greyblades]

...did one of the mafia just do our work for us?

[Askthepizzaguy]

...did one of the mafia just do our work for us?

We know who the demon guy is.

Like I mentioned earlier, we have a dizzying array of powers seemingly at our disposal. I was only slightly under-exaggerating when I said we would use flying monkeys on people.

That said, "we" is infiltrated. None of the scum teams are dead, and all the obvious candidates are nice and dead. Unless I hear otherwise from our scanner, it's about time we start accusing our close friends.

*waits for the obvious votes to pile up on pizzaguy* :beam:

[Captain Blackadder]

Indeed I think we need to look through who is left and who could be evil and who is a relatively safe bet. For example I find it incredible unlikely that Buffy is scum.

[TinCow]

*waits for the obvious votes to pile up on pizzaguy* :beam:

Eventually, yes, but I think you've earned a few more phases before that is required.

[Renata]

Poor Skooma. Apologies once again for being a bonehead, and may we some day be mafia together under better circumstances (I seem to be saying that to a lot of people lately.)

[Death is yonder]

Am sick, well behind on sleep, and in need to place a vote.

Vote: Csargo

First name that came to mind :eyebrows:

:zzz:

[Reenk Roink]

Poor Skooma. Apologies once again for being a bonehead, and may we some day be mafia together under better circumstances (I seem to be saying that to a lot of people lately.)

If you only realized the circumstances in which Skooma was killed. :laugh4:

I'll change the names out because I don't want another 5 PMs from Buffy asking me why I'm helping the Mafia...

"Send Mister Rogers after him, Caillou can protect"
"Mister Rogers will probably be butchered alone though, but I have done as you said"
"If that's the case nevermind than, we'll just send everything we have at him next time"
"I already sent the first set order changes, but Caillou isn't online, I'll go ahead and tell Mister Rogers not to kill also"

time up

Mister Rogers and Caillou went ahead and attacked together.

[Renata]

LOL.

Also, to our new recruit: don't you dare not follow my orders. Yes, I'm talking to YOU.

[Reenk Roink]

Also, to our new recruit: don't you dare not follow my orders. Yes, I'm talking to YOU.

Yes ma'am! :knight:

[Romanic]

Poor Skooma. Apologies once again for being a bonehead, and may we some day be mafia together under better circumstances (I seem to be saying that to a lot of people lately.)
Glorificus into Wolfram & Hart doesn't make sense. Nice try :smug2:

Also, I want to vote someone... I search, I look for possible suspects...

ohhhh, I see something.

vote: Csargo

[Secura]

That's an absolutely awful vote; where's the reasoning for it?

It's getting to be too late in the day for random bandwagons, and this is quite unlike you, Romanic.

[Reenk Roink]

Why is Romanic still alive? Vote: Romanic (pm me if you can kill though, and you were lying before, we can work something out)

[Renata]

You tried that already, sweet-cheeks.

[Greyblades]

Why is Romanic still alive? Vote: Romanic (pm me if you can kill though, and you were lying before, we can work something out)

You're... voting him and will only let him live if he can't kill... I realy dont get how that works.

[Romanic]

Apparently my vote is bad, based on information that I don't have, so here, let's make you happy`

unvote: Csargo

Reenk- I cannot kill. Give it up.

[Renata]

Nah, Mr Vampire, he's saying he will let Romanic live if he CAN kill.