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Beskar
08-22-2012, 16:28
So Winston HUGHes and johnHUGHthom both died?

Winston had chicken and John had beef...

There are two cows in this game... from what I learnt about Capo, DaveShack dislikes beef.

vote: Daveshack

Montmorency
08-22-2012, 18:27
Jarema said scummy things? Jarema always says scummy things. Why the sudden vote tide for habitualities?


So Winston HUGHes and johnHUGHthom both died?

Winston had chicken and John had beef...

There are two cows in this game... from what I learnt about Capo, DaveShack dislikes beef.

vote: Daveshack


That tickles me pink to my stomach.

Vote: Beefy

BSmith
08-22-2012, 18:30
vote: Ninja :shrug:

Chaotix
08-22-2012, 19:14
Vote: Askthepizzaguy

is obviously the answer today.

El Barto
08-22-2012, 19:59
I'm the third to vote on Askthpizzaguy and bviously mafia. Seriously, folks, pizzaman counted my vote on him on Day One as valid.

vote: Askthepizzaguy

Xenoneb
08-22-2012, 20:10
Vote: ATPG
Let's see this.

Jarema
08-22-2012, 21:07
Vote: Visorslash
At day 1, I just wanted to make obvious into more obvious. YOU should know this better than others. And if YOU made case out of something like that, that is very scummy

Choxorn
08-22-2012, 22:12
Vote: Tiaexz

Your reasoning is scummy and you should feel scummy, as you are scummy.

Chaotix
08-22-2012, 22:15
Okay, I was joking before, but now I want to lynch ATPG just for kicks.

Major Robert Dump
08-22-2012, 22:15
Derp, I should post Vote: Major Robert Dump

That is my real name, dude. I am in the phonebook. Orgahs who sent me games in Afghanistan can verify this

Vote: NinjaCow69

Nightbringer
08-22-2012, 23:08
I'm the third to vote on Askthpizzaguy and bviously mafia. Seriously, folks, pizzaman counted my vote on him on Day One as valid.

vote: Askthepizzaguy

Wait really, I didn't see that. That's quite strange. Let's see what happens.

vote::ATPG

Montmorency
08-22-2012, 23:16
Actually, if we all unanimously vote to lynch Pizza, the game ends and we go free.

This here won't do. Let me explain: we, the Mafia, send in our kill order to Pizza, who executes it for us. He has no fear of blockers or doctors.

So, if you lynch Pizza with only a plurality or even majority, we, the Mafia, will be forced to lynch you all to death over the course of the game.

Don't lynch Pizza.

:bow:

Ironside
08-22-2012, 23:25
Vote: Csargo

Ibn-Khaldun
08-23-2012, 00:46
Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Let's see what happens.

Beefy187
08-23-2012, 02:18
Wait, lets not kill Pizzaguy just yet.
I've noticed few things. I'll explain them all in the next post.

Hold on.
Unvote, Vote: Beefy

Askthepizzaguy
08-23-2012, 02:25
Wait, lets not kill Pizzaguy just yet.
I've noticed few things. I'll explain them all in the next post.

Hold on.
Unvote, Vote: Beefy

This, I gotta see. Particularly due to the self-vote.

I've got my popcorn, Beefy.

Beefy187
08-23-2012, 03:06
Placed a vote on my self as a temporary.
We're seeing lots of strange things already.
I think this game requires a lot of communication on thread. Though trying not to reveal too much information.
And also to get into Pizzas brain in terms of game design.

1. Three approach
From the OP we are given 2 approach.
Either we go after the mafia. Or we go after "Beef" who "escaped the game", "Doesn't play by the rule" and "killed everyone"

Notice how we already have the name of the mafia "Chicken and Soup"
We already know there is CHICKEN team and BEEF team.
Mafia "Chicken and Soup" could mean mafia might be hiding amongst "Chicken" team and "Soup team" (If there is one)
Or Pizza is lying about WEW and he was one of the mafia.

We also know that there is a BEEF team.
Same could be said about the identity of "Beef"
Either there is one hiding amongst the BEEFs or JHT was "Beef""

There is Ninja Cow and Beefy in this game. But thats just a coincidence I think.
The OP was written before I even decided to come back to org. Or to join this game.
So I don't think our user name has got something to do with that.

I've mentioned 2 approaches. The third will be to go after the Pizzaguy.
With our objections vague apart from the pm which says that we are innocent, I don't exactly know who I need to lynch to spare my self from cruel death.
So far Pizza is doing both day lynches and Night kills. So at current only thing killing is the pizzaguy.

Also he also said "I can finally be johnhughthom!!" in the previous write up, which could hint what he is trying to do.

2. Why we shouldn't lynch ATPG

Still I don't think lynching ATPG is a wise plan, just yet.
We clearly know that the guy who is killing us innocents write now is Askvaard Von Pizzaguy, which clearly seems to be the host ATPG.

But we shouldn't kill him because

a. The game is called "The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy". His name is the title of the game. Votes on him seems to be valid. Which suggests that he is some how related to our victory condition. His lynch will at least stop us from the immediate risk of him killing people. But I also consider these negative effects

3. Askvaard Von Pizzaguy is the only town executor

Lynching is so far done by Askvaard Von Pizzaguy. Lynching him could mean that we have to take execution matters into our own hands.
This may seem to be no problem but the Op post concerns me.

Serial killers are allowed. No cults allowed. No third party roles allowed other than serial killer.

It doesn't say "Serial Killer is in the game" it says "allowed"
I may be wrong but it sounds like there is a opportunity to turn into a serial killer under some circumstances.
Lynching of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy could activate the trigger of turning into a serial killer.

Also because

4. Askvaard Von Pizzaguys intentions

In the op he clearly states "Beef escaped. He killed everyone. I have to stop him"
If "Beef" is against us, than Askvaard Von Pizzaguy who wants to stop him could work as our asset.

Conclusion: Lynching Pizzaguy is valid. and it may provide us good loads of information. But i'm not sure if its the right time to do it just yet.
Considering the other leads we have so far is relatively weak apart from Montmorencys' open claim of being mafia, Pizza lynch seems to be a decent option.
But considering the negatives which could get triggered from it, I'd say keep him on a leash for a time being.

5. Montmorency

He made a open claim of being mafia and being responsible for the kills.
He may be pulling a dangerous stunt, being a silly townie I don't know.
But I remember someone (was it ACIN?) suggesting that he has a team mate or something who is voting with him.

This incredibly obvious mafias could mean that they are not so much of a threat. Either that or they are messing with our brains.
I don't know but they have to be observed too.

Also, iirc the mafia was supposed to get 2 kills last night. Why was there only one?

6. "Alive", "Dead", "Actually Dead"

Another point worth discussing. Both killed and the lynched are listed in the "Actually dead" and so far, no one is "Dead"
We don't have information on this just yet, but if someone can get inside pizzas head or at least get close to it by discussing on thread, I would love to discuss that.

7.Food
So far we know that there are Chicken and Beef. We could have a soup.
We don't know what these are used for. We should be careful to reveal what food we have as it could be directly related to the baddies victory conditions.
But when the time is right, we should share many information as possible.

8. Name

We are given different names. JHT was given a name "jht without a face"
(Could be a hint of something. Assuming that most players have names of different players)

WEW was given the name "Winston Hughs", mafia player on Civ Fanatics who I remember playing with a couple times on the Org as well.
I also have a different name. iirc a mafia player who is not in this game and havn't seen for a while.

I'm not sure what this purpose is either just yet.
I'd also love to discuss this as well, though this could also be related to the baddies victory conditions.



Anything else you guys noticed?

El Barto
08-23-2012, 03:25
Actually, if we all unanimously vote to lynch Pizza, the game ends and we go free.

This here won't do. Let me explain: we, the Mafia, send in our kill order to Pizza, who executes it for us. He has no fear of blockers or doctors.

So, if you lynch Pizza with only a plurality or even majority, we, the Mafia, will be forced to lynch you all to death over the course of the game.

Don't lynch Pizza.

:bow:
:idea2: If Pizzaman survives, or is nto lynched, as you actively claim mafia, I say that we kill you on DAY THREE.


EVERYONE VOTE MONTMORENCY ON DAY THREE… Dum-ti-tum-tum…

Wait, lets not kill Pizzaguy just yet.
I've noticed few things.
So, if you haven't noticed most thigns, then why the desire to commit chainsaw hara-kiri?

Anything else you guys noticed?
Pizzaman's general scummicity wwhere he WIFOMs even as the GM.

Montmorency
08-23-2012, 03:33
JHT was "Beef""

He was indeed.

I think most of what you've brought up has been flavor.

Consider the strict bounds on game rulesets in the new League system.


I don't exactly know who I need to lynch to spare my self from cruel death.

You were in no danger of being lynched with two votes, and even now are in no danger unless the host is immune. And I do believe the assumption of immunity is most sensible under this setup.


I may be wrong but it sounds like there is a opportunity to turn into a serial killer under some circumstances.

Maybe, maybe not. That's pure speculation, just like my post.


We are given different names. JHT was given a name "jht without a face"
(Could be a hint of something. Assuming that most players have names of different players)

WEW was given the name "Winston Hughs", mafia player on Civ Fanatics who I remember playing with a couple times on the Org as well.
I also have a different name. iirc a mafia player who is not in this game and havn't seen for a while.

I'm not sure what this purpose is either just yet.

Flavor, surely. I'm guessing these are the players that participated in a precursor game in the series, randomly assigned with whatever associated roles they may possess.


Also, iirc the mafia was supposed to get 2 kills last night. Why was there only one?

The host, in his personal commission, guarantees one kill, but the second is probabilistic. Bad luck, is all.

I must say, I haven't seen this type of speculation in these here parts for a while now. One thing I will note: with 30 players, and 10% roles, we may deduce that there are up to three townie roles to counteract the two scum.


If Pizzaman survives, or is nto lynched, as you actively claim mafia, I say that we kill you on DAY THREE.

Interesting. So I should be killed whether Pizza lives or dies? I should be lynched no matter what, to wit? Why not, in that case, vote me now? Shouldn't I be lynched immediately, by this logic?

"Kill" me, you say? Surely you mean lynch me. Anyway, townies do not do any of the lynching - Pizza is responsible for all of that. So when you say "we" should "kill" Montmorency...

Keep an eye on this one.

a completely inoffensive name
08-23-2012, 03:53
5. Montmorency

He made a open claim of being mafia and being responsible for the kills.
He may be pulling a dangerous stunt, being a silly townie I don't know.
But I remember someone (was it ACIN?) suggesting that he has a team mate or something who is voting with him.

This incredibly obvious mafias could mean that they are not so much of a threat. Either that or they are messing with our brains.
I don't know but they have to be observed too.

Uhh, wut?


I'll join this one. I like plain vanilla games.

Can I vote for Vuk even though he isn't in the game?

Never understood the arguments for a random chosen kill on day 1. Statistically it is completely dumb to have a random vote where the vast majority is innocent.

Correct, if you implemented it all the way through. But doing it on just day one is dumb because it's practically a free death for the mafia. I guess it's the same reason as not doing it the entire game, an abstaining day 1 is boring.

Whatever, I will break the tie based off of a dice roll. I got 4 which means ​vote: WEW

I put the team on my back do. Some people don't think it like it is but it do.

Warning, very crude but hilarious language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDd5DPAGoCk

For those that are looking for more PG entertainment tonight, please accept this alternative.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

K buddy, throw my name out there when I have a total of 8 posts easily searched that can tell you I have just been joking around and posting my favorite youtube videos. Lol.

Besides, Monty always does his annoying cryptic persona when he wants to be scummy and/or mess around.

Beefy187
08-23-2012, 03:55
So, if you haven't noticed most thigns, then why the desire to commit chainsaw hara-kiri?


As I said, temporary.I didn't want to spark reaction. Oh and I just noticed I could've voted abstain instead :wall:
There is a chance of having to do something really really strange to beat this game like suicide, I'd be dumb to do it with this tiny chance.
Meh, vote stays on me for now.



You were in no danger of being lynched with two votes, and even now are in no danger unless the host is immune. And I do believe the assumption of immunity is most sensible under this setup.

By that I meant me surviving the whole game. Sorry that was confusing :sweatdrop:
Havn't read all your post yet, hold on.

EDIT: You may be right. It could be just flavours.
But I have a gut feeling that theres a purpose for names.

As for pro town roles, Op said we've got detectives.
If we go by your theory of 3 pro towns, I'd guess doctor and vigilante.
But he said theres "non- vanilla roles" so it won't be that simple I guess...

Beefy187
08-23-2012, 03:56
K buddy, throw my name out there when I have a total of 8 posts easily searched that can tell you I have just been joking around and posting my favorite youtube videos. Lol.

Besides, Monty always does his annoying cryptic persona when he wants to be scummy and/or mess around.

Sorry that was just lazy work. I just couldn't be bothered going back to the post. I'll go and find it :wall:

EDIT: wait it was you.
You said something about "team". That post had a really scummy first impression, but after reading again, that wasn't that bad.
Sorry :bow:

Memnon
08-23-2012, 04:04
Vote: Tiaexz, how do you pronounce that by the way? I had a god-awful time trying to remember how it's spelled between page 9 and 10.

Montmorency
08-23-2012, 04:08
ACIN, buddy, you're trying too hard. It's scummy.



Besides, Monty always does his annoying cryptic persona when he wants to be scummy and/or mess around.

I do? What? Scummy persona? Cryptic? You're one to talk.

This is the first game we've even played together.

a completely inoffensive name
08-23-2012, 04:12
This is the first game we've even played together.

WRONG! We played that one game back in November last year when I was the head bad guy. It was Pizzaguys game that was so complicated with all the items and stuff. Chaotix and two others were on my team if I remember correctly.

EDIT: Nvm, you were not in that one. But we were both in Cappi di Tutti Capi IV.

Choxorn
08-23-2012, 04:43
8. Name

We are given different names. JHT was given a name "jht without a face"
(Could be a hint of something. Assuming that most players have names of different players)

WEW was given the name "Winston Hughs", mafia player on Civ Fanatics who I remember playing with a couple times on the Org as well.
I also have a different name. iirc a mafia player who is not in this game and havn't seen for a while.

I'm not sure what this purpose is either just yet.
I'd also love to discuss this as well, though this could also be related to the baddies victory conditions.



I'm fairly certain all the role names are taken from the names of the players of the first game.

DaveShack
08-23-2012, 05:58
I don't know whether to be in awe of all that, or really worried.

Askthepizzaguy
08-23-2012, 06:00
I don't know whether to be in awe of all that, or really worried.

That's what she said.

Beefy187
08-23-2012, 06:05
I'm fairly certain all the role names are taken from the names of the players of the first game.

Aha. That explains why its the "return"
Silly me... I thought this was the first game.
Okay ignore the silly moo moo.

Unvote, Vote: ATPG

Jarema
08-23-2012, 07:13
As for game setup:

1. We have beef, chicken and soup (I am soup). Just like at cfc game, where it was smple distraction
2. 'Serial killers are allowed. No cults allowed. No third party roles allowed other than serial killer'. This is just quotation from Legue rules. I believe it has no actual meaning on game
3. Really dead and dead players. I believe ATPG is just joking with our expectations here (we 'should' expect 2 kind of dead people after his last game)

NinjaCow64
08-23-2012, 07:44
That is my real name, dude. I am in the phonebook. Orgahs who sent me games in Afghanistan can verify this

Vote: NinjaCow69

WHY YOU VOTE FOR MY BROTHER!? He's gotten in enough trouble in his life, he doesn't need this, Mr. Dump. You should be ashamed of yourself. Monster.

edse
08-23-2012, 09:03
Vote: Tiaexz, how do you pronounce that by the way? I had a god-awful time trying to remember how it's spelled between page 9 and 10.

T.I.X? That's how I do.



3. Really dead and dead players. I believe ATPG is just joking with our expectations here (we 'should' expect 2 kind of dead people after his last game)

Really dead are dead people and "dead" are
Those of you who are 'dead' will be splattered with red food coloring to indicate where you've been wounded. (Don't worry, it washes out! It's perfectly safe!) Feel free to give us a nice, hammy bit of dramatic death acting before you go. It's all in good fun, of course.

Askthepizzaguy
08-23-2012, 09:48
And that should be end of round. Let's see whose intestines get splattered with red food coloring and served as sausage links.



MRD: NinjaCow
Skooma: Edse
Edse: Ishmael
Jarema: Visorslash, Arjos
Askthepizzaguy: Chaotix, El Barto, Xenoneb, Nightbringer, The King, Beefy187
Beefy187: DaveShack, Montmorency
DaveShack: Tiaexz
NinjaCow: BSmith, Major Robert Dump
Visorslash: Jarema
Tiaexz: Choxorn, Memnon
Csargo: Ironside
Adrien Brody: Your mom

Looks like Askthepizzaguy is the lucky wiener.


WRITEUP IN PROGRESS.

Askthepizzaguy
08-23-2012, 10:20
DAY TWO





Askvaard Von Pizzaguy switched off the lights, and the party guests screamed in horror.



Professor Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Who is 'Askthepizzaguy'?"


Who we are, indeed...


Professor Askvaard: "No, I mean literally. Who.... are... you?"


Why don't you ask us the very same question. Who are we?


Professor Askvaard: "We? There's no we here, only I."


We would be I if we were, but we are not. Indeed, you are we.


Professor Askvaard: *cough, cough* "Stop speaking in riddles. Who.... are.... you?"


How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spread his claws,
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!


Professor Askvaard: "Fine, have it your way."


There is no such thing. It's not YOUR way, it's OUR way.


Professor Askvaard: "Where have I heard this sort of thing before?"


Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you’re at!
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.


Professor Askvaard: "I'm not a bat."


But blind you are, and in the darkness, you lurk. The prey you seek to find.... are we. To feed upon, to capture, and then to destroy.


Professor Askvaard: "Who is 'we'?"


Wouldn't you like to know. For that is the entire point of the game, you see. Who are we.


Professor Askvaard: "I don't care who you are, quite frankly. I'm only interested in finding Joecoolyo."


He's here, but he is not here. You will always remember. He escaped.


Professor Askvaard: "He came back. I am the one who will destroy him."


A.... E..... I..... O..... U......


Whoooooo..... Are..... You..........


Professor Askvaard: "I am Professor Askvaard."


No. We are all. And yet, we are so much more than him.


You know who we are. The question is.... Who.... Are.... You?


Professor Askvaard: "I am Professor Askvaard."


No, Professor. We all are. And yet, most of us are not.


Professor Askvaard: "Why can't I kill you?"


We can, but you cannot. You must play the game. We will be watching.


Remember us. Never forget us.


We are you.















"Alive" - (31/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
Nightbringer
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (2/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]








BEGIN NIGHT TWO


Night will last for 24 hours.

Montmorency
08-23-2012, 13:43
Didn't I say the host would be immune?

If is only after that we understand Askvaard, then we understand nothing. Thus we shall define the Pizza as follows: that which precedes everything.

Chaotix
08-23-2012, 19:30
Oh well that was kind of boring.

I was hoping Askvaard would pull a troll and end up in the "Dead" category instead of the Dead category.

Also, Montmorency - mad props for calling that the host could not be lynched :clown:

Arjos
08-23-2012, 19:45
I had my fingers crossed for a mass murder of the ATPG's voters :P

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 09:07
Looks like I'll be asleep at round end. I'll take orders until I get up. :bow:

Visor
08-24-2012, 16:13
I can't deal with it. I'm sorry, please replace me.

Double A
08-24-2012, 16:33
Everyone is a different orgah, right? Then why wouldn't Pizza be?

edit: Oh hey I'm a day late

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 18:08
There will be a brief interlude while I celebrate something.

Meanwhile, Zack, you're in.

Zack
08-24-2012, 18:14
Reporting for duty. I have no received no Role PM, therefore I am a vanilla townie and you should let me live until the end of the game.

Now, time to read the thread.

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 18:17
Bad news Zack, even vanilla townies get a role PM in this one.

So, which role are you going to be? Oh the suspense.

Hint: You might have seen these roles before somewhere.

Zack
08-24-2012, 18:56
This is a relatively simple game with a twist. No, I'm not playing, but thanks for being paranoid. ;)
Am I the only one here who can read?

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 19:11
NIGHT TWO





Askvaard Von Pizzaguy switched the lights back on.



Professor Askvaard: "By my calculations, you are the one I'm looking for. I need you dead, Joecoolyo!"


Jarema: ".....Why are you looking at me? Oh sweet Jesus, please say you're not looking at me, but at someone behind me."


Professor Askvaard: "Sweet Jesus can't save you now. As a matter of fact, not even the likes of Salty Jesus, Habanero Jesus, and Rooty Tooty fresh n' fruity Jesus could save you."


Jarema: "Are you going to kill me with a chainsaw?"


Professor Askvaard: "No. Something much worse. Something much, much worse. Mwahaha. MWAHAHA. BAH HA HA HAHA!!!!!"


Jarema: "Aren't you forgetting something, Professor?"


Isn't there something you'd like to forget?


Professor Askvaard: "Hmmm! Interesting question. I am not sure what I'm forgetting. If I knew, I wouldn't be forgetting it, now would I?"


Jarema: "You see, you're trying to kill me and I prepared a special surprise for you. Don't you just feel silly?"


Professor Askvaard: "Special surprise? Oh but I do love surprises. What sort of special surprise?"


Jarema: "Open your mouth and close your eyes and you will get a big surprise."


Professor Askvaard: "I don't know if I should be trusting you, Joe-cruel-yo. But here goes nothing!"


Jarema brought out a birthday cake. :cake:


Jarema: "Happy birthday to you, Professor Askvaard.... Happy birthday to you.... Happy birthday mentally disturbed homicidal alter ego of Askthepizzaguy.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "Oh this is so lovely. And all my friends are here, too. This is so... so special."


Jarema: "How old are you now?"


Professor Askvaard: "Twenty-nine."


Jarema: "How old are you now?"


Professor Askvaard: "Twenty-nine!"


Jarema: "How old are you Professor Askvaard...."


Professor Askvaard: "GAHHH!!! STOP ASKING ME THAT!!! DON'T ASKTHEPIZZAGUY HIS AGE!!!"


Namedrop. Total winnage.


Jarema: "How old are you now?"


Professor Askvaard: "Twenty-nine! That does it. This is lovely and all that, but you forgot to bring the refreshments."


Jarema: "The Refreshments? Like the band name? They played the King of the Hill theme song."


Suddenly The Refreshments showed up and played the most awesome song ever. Diana Abnoba even began bobbing her head and hooting along with the music, as she always does.








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbfWJNNOsYw






Diana Abnoba: "YEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOO!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "What's with all the random cutaway-style gags? What is this, Family Guy?"


Suddenly, a giant bowl of Kool-Aid crashed through the wall of Askvaard Manor.





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Kool.jpg



Kool-Aid: "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH!!!!"


Jarema: "Is that what you meant by refreshments?"


Professor Askvaard: "Yes. We needed a big bowl of fruit punch, and Kool-Aid makes the best fruit punch. But there's an ingredient missing."


Kool-Aid: "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH!!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "Oh I know what goes great with a big bowl of fruit punch. Joecoolyo."


Kool-Aid pressed a hidden switch on his backside, and a loud, terrible whirring noise began to emanate from inside the big glass bowl head of his. Kool-Aid grabbed Jarema and began lifting him up, and up, and up....


Kool-Aid: "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH!!!!"


Jarema: "OH NO!!! OH NO!!! OH NO!!!!"


Loud screams were heard as Jarema was tossed feet-first into the head of Kool-Aid, who happened to fuction as both a punch bowl and a blender, all in one.


The screams were slowly overcome by a terrible griding noise. Everyone could watch Jarema being torn apart by the spinning blades in graphic detail, and saw the contents of his torso spinning around in the translucent fluid.


Meanwhile, on the second floor, a shadowy figure grabbed Nightbringer and pushed him over the railing, causing him to fall into the open head of Kool-Aid. He was promptly blended into Jaremabringer punch.


Professor Askvaard: "OH THE HUMANITY!!!! .....This cake is delicious. I like carrot cake. Yummy."


Pause while the guests are overcome with sickness watching this all unfold.


Professor Askvaard: "Anyone want some Jaremabringer punch?"










"Alive" - (29/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (4/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie]







BEGIN..... Wait.... wait just a second.

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 19:17
BEGIN DAY THREE








"Alive" - (29/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (4/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]




There, that's better.

All of a sudden, my massive ego seems a little smaller today.


24 hours to end of round.

Zack
08-24-2012, 19:23
Vote: Chaotix for kick-starting and perpetuating the nonsensical and time-wasting notion to lynch the host, after he explicitly said he is not playing.

edse
08-24-2012, 19:28
inb4 someone claims beefeater

Vote: Skooma Addict

Zack
08-24-2012, 19:28
Camikaze himself couldn't even believe his eyes. He dropped his katana blade and fell to his knees.[/I]


"I'm not even in this game!" he shouted.


Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]

I'm not sure if this was some sort of Freudian slip implicating whoever was masquerading as Camikaze (in this case, the mafioso Nightbringer) in the game was not in fact reprising the role of Camikaze (but rather using him as a cover to hide his mafioso ways), or whether our host was merely acknowledging that the actual CFC user Camikaze did not sign up to play in this game.

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 19:30
Why can't it be both?

Nightbringer
08-24-2012, 19:59
Well now, at least I got to help you all waste a perfectly good voting phase. :)

Choxorn
08-24-2012, 21:01
Vote: Montmorency

Just in case he was serious about claiming to be mafia.

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 21:07
Oh yeah!

Visorslash is replaced by Zaccino.

Diana Abnoba
08-24-2012, 21:47
"YEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOO!!!" :laugh4: Yeah I can't help myself when I hear that song, you just have to bob you head to that. And the yell I do well also.

Happy Birthday Pizza
:2thumbsup::cake::balloon2::balloon::balloon3:

Arjos
08-24-2012, 22:00
Vote: Beefy

And off to systematically lynch all these nice chaps ^^


Chaotix, El Barto, Xenoneb, The King, Beefy187

Chaotix
08-24-2012, 22:01
Vote: Chaotix for kick-starting and perpetuating the nonsensical and time-wasting notion to lynch the host, after he explicitly said he is not playing.

Hey! As I said before, my vote was a joke.

It's not my fault that all the sheep want to follow me now that my name is a giant green beacon!

Now listen up everybody: we're going to lynch Zaccino, because he's acting scummy and voting for me. That is, he is acting scummy by voting for me and voting for me because he is acting scummy.

VOTE: ZACCINO

Montmorency
08-24-2012, 22:01
I can assure Choxorn that Nightbringer was not my partner. In fact, is it even clear that he was a Mafioso.

Oh.

Ohhhhh...

If "Pizza" a.k.a. "Askvaard" is "doing" the "killing", then the mafiosi could be flavored as elements of psychopathology.

Makes sense.

Then again, how could a Mafioso have been killed? Are we clear that Nightbringer was scum? Is this a bit of Mafia misdirection? Could he in fact have been of TOWN alignment?

Answer whatever may be answered, Pizza.

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 22:09
There are 29 people alive today, and I'm 29 today.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!!

But, more than likely, yeah. Yeah it's a coincidence.

Zack
08-24-2012, 22:10
There are 29 people alive today, and I'm 29 today.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!!

But, more than likely, yeah. Yeah it's a coincidence.
How IRONIC.

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 22:12
I can assure Choxorn that Nightbringer was not my partner. In fact, is it even clear that he was a Mafioso.

Oh.

Ohhhhh...

If "Pizza" a.k.a. "Askvaard" is "doing" the "killing", then the mafiosi could be flavored as elements of psychopathology.

Makes sense.

Then again, how could a Mafioso have been killed? Are we clear that Nightbringer was scum? Is this a bit of Mafia misdirection? Could he in fact have been of TOWN alignment?

Answer whatever may be answered, Pizza.

Q: How could a mafioso have been killed?
A: Probably with a giant blender full of Kool-Aid.

Q: Are we clear that Nightbringer was scum?
A: We know he was Askthepizzaguy's overinflated ego, therefore, he's probably scummy.

Q: Is this a bit of Mafia misdirection?
A: IDon't know.

Q: Could he have been town aligned?
A: He could have been, but he wasn't.

Answer whatever may be answered:
A: The answer, of course, is six.

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 22:13
How IRONIC.

That's not irony, it's amusing coincidence. :stare:

Questionable that it's really that amusing, but it amuses me, therefore, ipso facto, presto changeo.

Zack
08-24-2012, 22:22
That's not irony, it's amusing coincidence. :stare:

6692

Montmorency
08-24-2012, 22:23
The only possibilities are vigilante and bus driver, and I know for a fact Pizza doesn't give to town, vigs.

Who AGGREES

It's no joke, Zack. :stare:

Askthepizzaguy
08-24-2012, 22:27
Irony is not a laughing matter. Nor are any other comedic art forms.

Diana Abnoba
08-24-2012, 22:28
Okay here are some of my thoughts so far in this game;

1. I think the mafia are controlling Askvaard Von Pizzaguy, hence Nightbringer really being Ragnar H. Dingleberry, Mr. Von Pizzaguys ego. This is why Mr. Von Pizzaguys is doing the killing in the write ups at night. So maybe we need to find his id, and superego. If this is true then we have 3 mafia total. 1 down 2 to go. Then Our dinner host will go back to being normal (well as normal as Pizza can get).

2. The rules stated we would have 2 kills each night, but I think we all though that meant 2 mafia kills. But mafia wouldn't kill themselves, so we have a vig or SK among us. So on the bright side mafia may only have 1 kill each night, and we have a vig or SK with the other. BTW good shot there vig/SK.

3. I think this beef, chicken, soup thing is just a distraction. If we were in these groups and they meant something, wouldn't that be mentioned in our PMs.

Montmorency
08-24-2012, 22:34
1. I think the mafia are controlling Askvaard Von Pizzaguy, hence Nightbringer really being Ragnar H. Dingleberry, Mr. Von Pizzaguys ego. This is why Mr. Von Pizzaguys is doing the killing in the write ups at night. So maybe we need to find his id, and superego. If this is true then we have 3 mafia total. 1 down 2 to go. Then Our dinner host will go back to being normal (well as normal as Pizza can get).


Glad to hear that homologeimos.


2. The rules stated we would have 2 kills each night, but I think we all though that meant 2 mafia kills. But mafia wouldn't kill themselves, so we have a vig or SK among us. So on the bight side mafia may only have 1 kill each night, and we have a vig or SK with the other. BTW good shot there vig/SK.

NO VIG FUGRED IT

If it's an SK, there can't be three mafia. You seem to be referring to the clause in the rules for the Cheese division: "Recommended- Third mafioso for over 30, but not required." This doesn't seem to carry over to the Pepperoni division, which this game falls under. However, Pizza favors the Mafia and there are technically over 30 players...

Let us note that there may be up to 3 town roles, or 10% of 32.

I think it more likely that there are three scum and one bus driver, with up to two other town roles.

Zack
08-24-2012, 22:34
The only possibilities are vigilante and bus driver, and I know for a fact Pizza doesn't give to town, vigs.
How do you know those are the only possibilities? Why do you say you "know for a fact" that our host does not host games with vigilantes? That's blatantly false.


It's no joke, Zack. :stare:
Your mom.


3. I think this beef, chicken, soup thing is just a distraction. If we were in these groups and they meant something, wouldn't that be mentioned in our PMs.
In the last game, one of the bad dudes was in each category.

Montmorency
08-24-2012, 22:40
That's blatantly false.

Your mom?

Your mom.

Anyway: my hunch.

Let's not forget that there was only one kill on N1; what was the vig doing around that time?

Bus driver's luck is the most logical assumption given current information. With two more nights under our belt, one or the other of us will have the wherewithal to speak conclusively.

Zack
08-24-2012, 22:43
Your mom?

Your mom.
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Anyway: my hunch.
Then you should have qualified it.


Let's not forget that there was only one kill on N1; what was the vig doing around that time?
Inactive? Doctor? Roleblocker? What is love? Baby don't hurt me? No more?


Bus driver's luck is the most logical assumption given current information.
Why is a bus driver's interference the most logical assumption? You're assuming a lot in order to make that assumption.


With two more nights under our belt, one or the other of us will have the wherewithal to speak conclusively.
Hmm? Are you soft claiming something?

Montmorency
08-24-2012, 22:47
Given current information.

If there is a vig and he is inactive, he will be dead very very soon, I'm afraid...

The rest of the alternatives you give can be dismissed out of hand.

I refuse to vote you over this, so don't think I'll ever vote you.

Zack
08-24-2012, 22:48
Given current information.

If there is a vig and he is inactive, he will be dead very very soon, I'm afraid...
What? Why?


The rest of the alternatives you give can be dismissed out of hand.
What? Why?


I refuse to vote you over this, so don't think I'll ever vote you.
Huh?

Montmorency
08-24-2012, 23:00
What? Why?

Seon, Fluffy, et. al.


What? Why?

I know what I'm doing.

One more thing: if there are two mob-kills and one SK/Vig kill, then we should expect 3 victims nightly. One followed by two argues strongly against the Three-Killers hypothesis.

Another thing: Pizza wouldn't have two mafiosi and one SK up against three, or perhaps even only two, town roles; he's seen too many games wherein the scum take each other apart for the town's benefit. This makes a vig at least likelier than an SK.

Ergo: we may conclude with at least acceptable doubt that a bus driver was responsible for this.

Seon
08-25-2012, 02:11
Why do I keep forgetting about these things?

*Wipes soup off face.*

I don't even know what's going on but I'm going to Vote: Montremancy because he sucks.

Montmorency
08-25-2012, 02:31
Well, at least we know Seon is town.

Vote: edse

Beefy187
08-25-2012, 03:23
Okay here are some of my thoughts so far in this game;

1. I think the mafia are controlling Askvaard Von Pizzaguy, hence Nightbringer really being Ragnar H. Dingleberry, Mr. Von Pizzaguys ego. This is why Mr. Von Pizzaguys is doing the killing in the write ups at night. So maybe we need to find his id, and superego. If this is true then we have 3 mafia total. 1 down 2 to go. Then Our dinner host will go back to being normal (well as normal as Pizza can get).

2. The rules stated we would have 2 kills each night, but I think we all though that meant 2 mafia kills. But mafia wouldn't kill themselves, so we have a vig or SK among us. So on the bright side mafia may only have 1 kill each night, and we have a vig or SK with the other. BTW good shot there vig/SK.

3. I think this beef, chicken, soup thing is just a distraction. If we were in these groups and they meant something, wouldn't that be mentioned in our PMs.

Nice :bow:

1.What caused Nightbringer to die all of the sudden? If its the vigilante, isn't it too early to start killing off people from night 2?

2. It looks that way so far. But 1 kill per night for 3 group mafia sounds a bit hard for them to win. With detectives+ Vigilante+SK set up.
Pizza was saying something about special roles. Maybe activation for those roles could increase the death count

3. I was thinking that these are related to mafia/SK victory condition. Maybe some of them have like "kill all beefs"

As for Arjos' votes on me....
At least give a reason why you voted for me over four others. I was listed last :beam:

You shouldn't get away with 5 days of voting for those people without that as a reason.
It was day 2, the experiment was worth a try. Oh and somehow one of the scum died after that.

Pizza is talking way too much for a non player.
It may be a silly, but lynching him again might kill another scum.

Vote: ATPG

Zack
08-25-2012, 03:43
Unvote, Vote: Beefy187

Stop voting ATPG. Vote for a real candidate. ATPG has explicitly stated he is not a player in the game. The lynch on him completely failed to do anything of use last time. Why are you deliberately pushing for an unproductive lynch?

Montmorency
08-25-2012, 03:47
Hmm? Are you soft claiming something?

I just noticed this. I was referring to your opinion and mine there.


Stop voting ATPG. Vote for a real candidate. ATPG has explicitly stated he is not a player in the game. The lynch on him completely failed to do anything of use last time. Why are you deliberately pushing for an unproductive lynch?

Capo syndrome.

El Barto
08-25-2012, 03:56
:idea2: If Pizzaman survives, or is nto lynched, as you actively claim mafia, I say that we kill you on DAY THREE.

Interesting. So I should be killed whether Pizza lives or dies? I should be lynched no matter what, to wit? Why not, in that case, vote me now? Shouldn't I be lynched immediately, by this logic?

"Kill" me, you say? Surely you mean lynch me. Anyway, townies do not do any of the lynching - Pizza is responsible for all of that. So when you say "we" should "kill" Montmorency...

Keep an eye on this one.
Whether he lives or dies? No, I said, if he is not lynched. vote: Montmorency.

I'm fairly certain all the role names are taken from the names of the players of the first game.

I don't know whether to be in awe of all that, or really worried.
Dark secrets exposed? Or people being given moderatorial powers at CFC? Askthepizzaguy's got reality-warping powers, that i'm coninced of.

Reporting for duty. I have no received no Role PM, therefore I am a vanilla townie and you should let me live until the end of the game.
Given that vanilal townies get Role PMs, I suppose you're a scummioso.

Vote: Chaotix for kick-starting and perpetuating the nonsensical and time-wasting notion to lynch the host, after he explicitly said he is not playing.
OMGUSing you this far into the game, Chaotix is. Paw of Suspicion: Chaotix.

DaveShack
08-25-2012, 03:59
Vote: Arjos what's up with having a list of people to target?

Montmorency
08-25-2012, 04:56
If Pizzaman survives, or is nto lynched,

Oh, not lynched. My bad.

Major Robert Dump
08-25-2012, 05:12
I do not think the chicken beef soup thing is a distraction. Therein the dish lies the key. I will eat everything

BTW did you guys know ATPG is moving to the pacific islands with me? He hasn't agree yet because he is scared of Tsunami, but he will see things my way with a little ply-by-alcohol

a completely inoffensive name
08-25-2012, 07:40
Vote: Beefy Because he is either being deliberately thick or simply doesn't bring anything to the table and we don't have any strong cases on anyone else right now.

Ironside
08-25-2012, 07:59
Vote: Zaccino

Given his claim of not getting a role pm. Either APTG hadn't sent one yet, or he got a power role. Starting inactivity could explain the low number of mafia kills as well.

Diana Abnoba
08-25-2012, 09:01
@ Ironside

Zaccino is a replacement player for Visor that asked to be replaced. So his "inactivity" as you put it, is not accurate.

Diana Abnoba
08-25-2012, 09:55
Tally as of post #334:

Monty 3- Choxorn, Seon, El Barto
Beefy 3- Arjos, Zack, ACIN

Zack 2- Chaotix, Ironside

Shooma Addict 1- edse
edse 1- Monty
Arjos 1- Dave Shack
ATPG 1- Beefy




To me I think the top 3 picks for today are wrong. So I think that there are mafia among these votes. Therefore I will vote for someone among these votes. Vote: Chaotix

NinjaCow64
08-25-2012, 11:22
Hey! As I said before, my vote was a joke.

It's not my fault that all the sheep want to follow me now that my name is a giant green beacon!

Now listen up everybody: we're going to lynch Zaccino, because he's acting scummy and voting for me. That is, he is acting scummy by voting for me and voting for me because he is acting scummy.

VOTE: ZACCINO

Wow! One massive flinch and an OMGUS! You're definately not mafia, Mr. Scummy Mc Scum!

Vote: Chaotix

BSmith
08-25-2012, 12:38
vote: Chaotix

Askthepizzaguy
08-25-2012, 13:10
Round will end at 1400 today, please tally for me at that time so I can advance the round when I get back....

Ibn-Khaldun
08-25-2012, 13:19
Vote: Chaotix

edse
08-25-2012, 13:59
4 Chaotix: Diana Abnoba, NinjaCow64, BSmith, The King
3 Montmorency: Choxorn, Seon, El Barto
3 Beefy187: Arjos, Zaccino, a completely inoffensive name
2 Zaccino: Chaotix, Ironside
1 Skooma Addict: edse
1 edse: Montmorency
1 ATPG: Beefy187
1 Arjos: DaveShack

13 No Vote: atheotes, Classical_hero, Csargo, Double A, Ishmael, King Jan III Sobieski, Major Robert Dump, Memnon, Skooma Addict, SouthernKing, thefluffyone93, Tiaexz, Xenoneb

Ishmael
08-25-2012, 14:44
vote: Major Robert Dump.

Honestly, I think most of the examples people are bandying about are just cases of regular townie cluelessness (I tend to demonstrate it myself a lot). So I'm just taking a stab at somebody who's involved, but hasn't done anything too crazy/silly/notable yet.

Xenoneb
08-25-2012, 15:45
Vote:Skooma
Better then not voting

atheotes
08-25-2012, 17:12
vote: Diana Abnoba - just a hunch

El Barto
08-25-2012, 17:14
Whether he lives or dies? No, I said, if he is not lynched. vote: Montmorency.

OMGUSing you this far into the game, Chaotix is. Paw of Suspicion: Chaotix.

Oh, not lynched. My bad.
It's OK, it happens. unvote: Montmorency

Chaotix I said, Cahotix it is. vote: Chaotix the flinch-test failer.

Vote:Skooma
Better then not voting
Paw of Suspicion: Xenoneb.

classical_hero
08-25-2012, 19:46
I need to pay a bit more attention t this. vote:Chaotix

Montmorency
08-25-2012, 20:26
All these people piling onto Chaotix. It must be the work of scum.

Memnon
08-25-2012, 21:34
Vote: Beefy

Askthepizzaguy
08-25-2012, 23:13
It's OK, it happens. unvote: Montmorency

Chaotix I said, Cahotix it is. vote: Chaotix the flinch-test failer.

Paw of Suspicion: Xenoneb.

I believe that this was the last legal vote. Apologies for the delay, it seems even the Hilton gets internet hiccups.

classical and Memnon are both late to vote.

Askthepizzaguy
08-25-2012, 23:27
5 Chaotix: Diana Abnoba, NinjaCow64, BSmith, The King, El Barto

3 Beefy187: Arjos, Zaccino, a completely inoffensive name
2 Montmorency: Choxorn, Seon,
2 Zaccino: Chaotix, Ironside
2 Skooma Addict: edse, Xenoneb
1 edse: Montmorency
1 ATPG: Beefy187
1 Arjos: DaveShack
1: MRD: Ishmael
1: Diana Abnoba: atheotes

13 No Vote: Classical_hero, Csargo, Double A, King Jan III Sobieski, Major Robert Dump, Memnon, Skooma Addict, SouthernKing, thefluffyone93, Tiaexz,
:mad:


I believes this is the correct tally.

Askthepizzaguy
08-26-2012, 00:14
DAY THREE






Professor Askvaard looked at his imaginary wristwatch.


Professor Askvaard: "Time's up, Joecoolyo! I know you're here. The question is, where are you hiding? Is it behind that silly-looking Chaotix mask? You look like Zorro with a cowboy hat!"


Chaotix: "At least I'm not the man in the iron mask... or iron lung. Really, there are a number of ways I could go with this. You could be Oscar the Grouch, we don't know."


Professor Askvaard: "Did you just call me a Muppet?"


Chaotix: "If the hand fits."


Professor Askvaard: "What's that supposed to mean?"


Chaotix: "Ask your mom."


The Crowd: "OooooooooooooH!"


Random guy in the crowd: "Zing!"


Professor Askvaard: "I don't get it. Ask her about Muppets?"


Chaotix: "Yeah. Anyway, so what ludicrous death do you have planned for me?"


Professor Askvaard: "Well, since you asked, I..... hey! These deaths are not ludicrous!"


Chaotix: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I meant preposterous."


Professor Askvaard: "That's not right...."


Chaotix: "Okay, how did you kill the last two folks? With a big bowl of Kool-Aid. How could you have possibly gotten KOOL-AID to come to your party and kill people for you? He's imaginary."


Professor Askvaard: "I.... could definitely kill people with Kool-Aid. I'm super hardcore."


Chaotix: "So how does he talk? He's a big glass bowl. There's no mouth except one that's painted on. Where does the voice come from?"


Professor Askvaard: "Uh.... There's a tape recorder where his junk should be?"


Chaotix: "And his arms and legs, presumably made of glass. How do they move? Have you ever seen glass move around on its own?"


Professor Askvaard: "They're animatronic. And glass can move around when its slightly molten. So there."


Chaotix: "You got a voice recorder strapped to a molten bowl of animatronic glass, with a functioning man-sized blender inside. And the fruit punch doesn't boil?"


Professor Askvaard: "Now, now, I didn't say the fruit punch wasn't boiling at the time. Just a slight omission, that's all."


Chaotix: "How does the blender work? Batteries? What kind of battery did you use?"


Professor Askvaard: "Uh.... a car battery?"


Chaotix: "Nevermind. I guess we couldn't see the car battery or the blender or the motor or the wiring or the animatronic robot parts because you can't see through glass, right?"


Professor Askvaard: "Yeah I must've got that fancy new opaque glass everyone's been talking about."


Chaotix: "Then how come we could see bits and pieces of the contents of Jarema's torso through this so called opaque molten animatronic glass?"


Professor Askvaard: "Holograms and an expensive 3-d projection system. Spared no expense."


Chaotix: "Right. And so molten glass boy, who is now just sitting on your couch, sipping Kool-Aid that he poured out of himself into a slightly smaller glass pitcher, and then into a beverage glass, eventually depositing the contents back inside of himself, which doesn't even make bleepin' sense, he's what.... STILL molten?"


Professor Askvaard: "The couch is made out of the stuff they use to shield space vehicles for re-entry."


Chaotix: "So why does it have cigarette burns on it?"


Professor Askvaard: "A wizard did it."


Chaotix: "THAT'S YOUR RATIONAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING??? A FREAKING WIZARD DID IT? YOU'RE STUMPED, SO YOU JUST CONJURE UP A FREAKIN' WIZARD TO MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR ALL OF THE GAPS IN YOUR LOGIC?"


Professor Askvaard: "Lots of people do the same thing everyday. What's your problem anyway? Can't you just accept what happened and let me move on with my writeup?"


Chaotix: "You're just making stuff up and its painfully obvious you don't know the first thing about what you're trying to sell us!"


Professor Askvaard: "Look, I don't have to memorize the encyclopedia to sell encyclopedias. Now, would you prefer a more realistic writeup? One with no inexplicable phenomena?"


Chaotix: "I just want you to explain why stuff that couldn't ever, ever possibly happen and is completely implausible is accepted as fact just because you said so, and they all believe it!"


Professor Askvaard: "Because I'm Pizzaguy?"


Chaotix: "GAHHHHHHH!!!!"


Professor Askvaard: "Calm down, have some birthday cake."


Chaotix: "I don't want any."


Professor Askvaard: "But thou must. It is delicious cake."


Chaotix: "The cake is probably a lie, just like everything else you say."


Professor Askvaard: "D'aww. Someone's being a grumpy Gus. Eat some carrot cake and you'll feel better."


Chaotix: "Fine."


Professor Askvaard: "How does it taste?"


Chaotix: "It doesn't even have any carrot in it. I told you that even the cake was a lie."


Professor Askvaard: "Oh yeah, the carrot. Almost forgot."


Professor Askvaard took an enormous carrot out of his front pocket, and shoved it into Chaotix' mouth which was already full of cake. He shoved it so hard that stabbed him in the back of the throat, and then grabbed the back of Chaotix' head to force him to choke.

Chaotix, thinking quickly, bit the carrot in half.


Professor Askvaard: "Now, now. If you struggle, it will just be worse. Shush shush shush shush...."


Professor Askvaard punched Chaotix in the jaw, turning the carrot sideways and getting it pretty well stuck. He then shoved even more cake into Chaotix' mouth, but Chaotix simply didn't want to die, so he kept breathing through his nose.


Professor Askvaard: "Oh, right. Forgot the candles."


Professor Askvaard shoved two lit candles deep inside Chaotix' nose, getting them very stuck. Chaotix stood up and tried very hard to dislodge the carrot, the cake, or the candles, and was unsuccessful in each endeavor.


Professor Askvaard: "See? All perfectly realistic and conforming to rational expectations. Just the way you want it."


Chaotix kicked Askvaard in the groin, and then continued to choke to death.


Professor Askvaard: "Ouch-kebibble!"


Chaotix turned green, well, greener than he already was, and then died.


Professor Askvaard: "Let's take off the mask of Zorro!"










"Alive" - (28/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (5/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]




BEGIN NIGHT THREE.
24 hours remain.

Diana Abnoba
08-26-2012, 00:21
Pizza you are one sick puppy!!!

Zack
08-26-2012, 00:34
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AWizardDidIt

The question is, WHO'S THE WIZARD?!!?!?

El Barto
08-26-2012, 01:36
I assume it's cheaper for Pizza to post here than to undergo therapy.

El Barto
08-26-2012, 01:49
In case I am killed tonight (or even just 'killed') remember Montmorency.

Montmorency
08-26-2012, 02:38
Hehehe

Hahaha

Hee hee hee



Edit: You will not be attacked, is what I mean.

Chaotix
08-26-2012, 05:20
:laugh4:

That was a pretty good one.

Make sure you take a good hard look at those who voted for me.

Especially BSmith and The King. Ninjacow I would let off the hook because he wouldn't have been able to tell that my "massive flinch" was a self-deprecating joke post, but the other two should know me by now. They are skating scum.

Zaccino is innocent of course.

a completely inoffensive name
08-26-2012, 05:49
13 no votes.....come on guys.

NinjaCow64
08-26-2012, 06:02
vote: Chaotix


Vote: Chaotix


Vote: Beefy

No no no no no! You guys shouldn't do that! You should post a reason when you vote for someone, even if it is just something like this:


vote: Diana Abnoba - just a hunch

At least we can make some sort of discussion out of that, but you guys just are being very lazy. This kind of thing almost pisses me off as much as inactives. It almost makes me want to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

FoS: BSmith, The King, Memmon partially for that annoying display and partially for what Chaotix just said. Yeah.

Beefy187
08-26-2012, 08:00
Vote: Beefy Because he is either being deliberately thick or simply doesn't bring anything to the table and we don't have any strong cases on anyone else right now.

I think I'm doing better than those who are not voting. Or those voting without a reason.
My intention was to lynch pizza again to see what happens and to do that I needed help from people.

It looks like I'm not going to get it. In that case I'll start voting for others from next round.

Major Robert Dump
08-26-2012, 16:47
13 no votes.....come on guys.

Ya know, some of us are in Cuba and have a hurricane to deal with

Double A
08-26-2012, 17:43
Pizza, just so you know, I'm still here, I just forgot the day periods were super short. Twice.

Askthepizzaguy
08-26-2012, 23:49
I know- I am considering lengthening the day phases if it would help people actually play the game.

We used to do 24/24 all the time with no problems. Darn you real life! Why must you interfere with my internets time.

El Barto
08-27-2012, 01:52
13 no votes.....come on guys.

Ya know, some of us are in Cuba and have a hurricane to deal with
This is silly. One might have an excuse, but the majority neither voting nor discussing just means that we get nothign to analyse, given that this game is a mostly vanilla setup.

Pizza, just so you know, I'm still here, I just forgot the day periods were super short. Twice.

I know- I am considering lengthening the day phases if it would help people actually play the game.

We used to do 24/24 all the time with no problems. Darn you real life! Why must you interfere with my internets time.
Make it be 48/24, man. it's not so easy when you've got university and/or a job, in whichever order, which is most of us, or if you're incapable of acting responsibly, like Double A.

Askthepizzaguy
08-27-2012, 05:37
NIGHT THREE






Professor Askvaard looked at his intended victim, and unsheathed a slender blade, pointing it at her.


Professor Askvaard: "I should have known that I couldn't fully trust you. The devil is said to take on pleasing shapes, after all. You, my wicked little forest nymph, are not getting away with it this time."


Diana Abnoba: "Surely you're not thinking of harming me, darling. Not after all we've been through together."


Professor Askvaard: "Almost three and a half years of playing mafia, and you've been hiding under my very nose this entire time, haven't you?"


Diana Abnoba: "What? You're crazy. You've gone mad with paranoia!"


Professor Askvaard: "You can't continue to pull the wool over my eyes, Joecoolyo! I see through your beautiful disguise!"


Diana Abnoba: "You can't do this to me, Pizzaguy. You've never harmed me in a mafia game! You're not capable of it! Even when we've been on opposing sides..."


Professor Askvaard: "You don't think I can do it?? You think I'm weak, don't you... you think I'm soft! Just because you've dressed up like Diana Abnoba, don't think I can't do it!!!"


Diana Abnoba: "Pizza, it's me... You're a good person, don't do this!"


Professor Askvaard: "Even if you were Diana Abnoba, how do I know you haven't betrayed me!? The Chicken Soup mafia turned against me. Joecoolyo the Beef Killer turned against me. My own party guests turned against me. Don't you turn against me!"


Diana Abnoba: "You're not the same little boy that saved my life in Clock Town. You're not the same calm, calculating man that ruled town after town with an iron fist. You've changed! You've lost your mind! Come back to reality! Leave this place, run away with me... and we can both live at peace!"


Professor Askvaard: "I don't want to hear any more about other mafia games. This is the only one that matters. This is REAL. People are dying, Diana. And I.... I will make Joecoolyo pay for what he's done!"


Diana Abnoba: "I... don't know you anymore! You're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I cannot follow!"


Professor Askvaard: "Because of Joecoolyo? You're with him, aren't you?"


Diana Abnoba: "Because of what you've done! What you plan to do! Pizza, I..... know. About Neverwonagame."


Professor Askvaard: "That name no longer has any meaning for me."


Diana Abnoba: "He was your SON! You can't just forget about him! Or what you did to him!"


Professor Askvaard: "You have sided with Joecoolyo, haven't you!?! Well nothing will stand in the way of justice! NOTHING WILL STAND IN THE WAY OF MY REVENGE!!! NO ONE RUINS MY DINNER PARTIES!!! MY DINNER PARTIES ARE THE BEST DINNER PARTIES OF ALL TIME, AND I WILL NOT HAVE THEM RUINED, NOT BY JOECOOLYO, NOT BY FOOLS WHO SIGN UP AND GO INACTIVE, AND NOT BY YOU!!!!"





https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/anakin-skywalker-force-choke.jpg









Diana Abnoba: *choking* "Pizza.... no...."


Professor Askvaard: "Woah, I didn't know I could really Force choke people. That's gonna come in handy. Now, let's see who you really are, hiding behind that beautiful, lovely mask..."


*One blast of Force Lightning later*


Professor Askvaard: "I should have known it was really you.... RENATA!!!"


Renata: "It's a fair cop. You know, technically speaking, you still haven't killed Diana. Which means you're still just a big, soft, wuss. How's that sound? You like that? You like being a big, soft, wuss who can't kill his own girl? Talk about whipped." *makes whipping noises*


Professor Askvaard: "Hey! :angry: ....shush! ....You're dead! So like... shut up!"


Renata: "Oh, ripping off Star Wars again? Creative as always."


Professor Askvaard: "Shut up!"


Renata: "Not even the good ones. You were doing the prequel Trilogy just then, weren't you?"


Professor Askvaard: "SHUT UP!!!!!!"


Renata: "You gonna kill someone while dressed as Jar-Jar, that's next, isn't it."


Professor Askvaard: "DIE!!!" *more Force lightning*


Chaotix: "So.... where'd the Force Lightning come from? Thought we were going for realism."


Professor Askvaard: "Oh don't you start. I've got more carrots, wiseguy."








"Alive" - (27/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (6/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]



BEGIN DAY FOUR.

48 hours remain.

Diana Abnoba
08-27-2012, 05:56
Damn, I had a feeling that was coming.:wall: I must have hit a nerve, so check out my posts, town, and good luck.:yes: Curses you mafia scum. :stare:

Diana Abnoba
08-27-2012, 05:59
Pay special attention to yesterday's voting, especially the bandwagon on Chaotix. I think there are mafia among that bandwagon also.

NinjaCow64
08-27-2012, 08:18
Vote: BSmith because of his lazy voting and the comments from the dead people. Let's do it then!

BSmith
08-27-2012, 14:27
My lazy voting is more attributable to it being the weekend than anything sinister. Barking up the wrong tree, you are.

The King on the other hand, did manage to put Chaotix over the edge yesterday. If he ends up scum, I’d look at Monty and Beefy as possible candidates as well. Looks an awful lot like The King was trying to save one of them as when he voted it was a 3 way tie between them and Chaotix.

Vote: The King

Ibn-Khaldun
08-27-2012, 15:07
I had no idea that there could've been a 3 way tie. But at the moment you are "barking up the wrong tree"..

Vote: BSmith

edse
08-27-2012, 16:05
The King or BSmith :hmm:

Bote: BSmith

Askthepizzaguy
08-27-2012, 17:54
Hey Edse, I think you might need to Bunvote.

Arjos
08-27-2012, 18:30
Vote: The King

Either suits me, gonna keep it close to see if unvotes happen and decide...

BSmith
08-27-2012, 18:35
I had no idea that there could've been a 3 way tie.

There was a tally 4 posts above yours and one right after… How could you not know?

Choxorn
08-27-2012, 18:39
Vote: El Barto

You voted at the last minute, switching from Monty to Chaotix, just making sure Chaotix was going to be lynched instead of Monty, right? You scummioso.

Zack
08-27-2012, 19:31
Vote: Beefy187

Time for you to make a vote that isn't absurd in every sense of the word.

Csargo
08-27-2012, 19:36
Vote: El Barto

You voted at the last minute, switching from Monty to Chaotix, just making sure Chaotix was going to be lynched instead of Monty, right? You scummioso.

I'd like to hear more from El Barto about his reasoning for switching to Chaotix.

I'll vote:Beefy187 for voting ATPG in two consecutive rounds. Not sure why he would do that, when the first time nothing happened.

Beskar
08-27-2012, 19:41
Vote: BSmith

Jarema
08-27-2012, 20:35
Description of Chaotix death becomes my second favourite piece of mafia-related writing. First place is reserved for a writing from Dinner party
:bow:

Memnon
08-27-2012, 20:46
Vote: Beefy187, scum wants us to waste votes.

El Barto
08-28-2012, 00:13
Vote: El Barto

You voted at the last minute, switching from Monty to Chaotix, just making sure Chaotix was going to be lynched instead of Monty, right? You scummioso.

I'd like to hear more from El Barto about his reasoning for switching to Chaotix.
I'd already https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2053477865#post2053477865pointed my paws of suspicion at Chaotix ya know. Montmorency kiiinda passed teh flinch test. Anyway, why did vote: classical_hero vote the real nail in the coffin just to make sure Chaotix died?

I'll vote:Beefy187 for voting ATPG in two consecutive rounds. Not sure why he would do that, when the first time nothing happened.
We tried to lynch Atpg in the other Dinner Party game, and he also went a bit berserk in a chainsawy way. POS: Beefy187.

DaveShack
08-28-2012, 00:17
I too am suspicious of the suggestion we try to lynch the host again. Vote: Beefy187

Double A
08-28-2012, 04:23
vote: abstain. I don't like bandwagoning, so I'll look at Diana's posts later when I'm less tired and distracted and see if I can't dig anything up.

Choxorn
08-28-2012, 06:01
I'd already https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2053477865#post2053477865pointed my paws of suspicion at Chaotix ya know. Montmorency kiiinda passed teh flinch test.

I'm not suspicious of you because you changed your vote, I'm suspicious of you because of the timing of your vote change.

Montmorency
08-28-2012, 06:16
The King on the other hand, did manage to put Chaotix over the edge yesterday. If he ends up scum, I’d look at Monty and Beefy as possible candidates as well. Looks an awful lot like The King was trying to save one of them as when he voted it was a 3 way tie between them and Chaotix.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself. King's vote tied Chaotix; it did not put him "over the edge".

BSmith
08-28-2012, 12:45
No it didn't. His was the fourth vote while you and beefy had three votes apiece. The tally is right after The Kings vote.

NinjaCow64
08-28-2012, 13:40
Vote: BSmith

That's it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

6734TIAEXZ WHY ARE YOU VOTING FOR BSMITH?

AND WHY DOES YOUR NAME HAVE SO MANY XTREMELY KOOL LETTERZ?6734

Ishmael
08-28-2012, 13:43
My lazy voting is more attributable to it being the weekend than anything sinister. Barking up the wrong tree, you are.

The King on the other hand, did manage to put Chaotix over the edge yesterday. If he ends up scum, I’d look at Monty and Beefy as possible candidates as well. Looks an awful lot like The King was trying to save one of them as when he voted it was a 3 way tie between them and Chaotix.

Vote: The King

I was going to vote for one of the less prominent people who I felt were more likely to be scum (Daveshack, MRD and ACIN come to mind), but this post has tipped the balance - overly defensive, plus trying to redirect attention to an alternative lynch target. It's pretty much identical to what I would post were I scum in that situation :beam:.

vote: BSmith

Beefy187
08-28-2012, 14:46
Vote: Beefy187, scum wants us to waste votes.

Scum are more likely to pick a easy target. Like my self this round.
Scum are not likely to do something which was clearly not getting the support of other players, risking his life.

Looking for previous post of yours, but your impression isn't good so far.

classical_hero
08-28-2012, 14:51
vote:NinjaCow64 I hate his use of big letter, since it is very annoying.

Major Robert Dump
08-28-2012, 14:54
vote: BSmith

The facts as I see them are not in his favour

Beefy187
08-28-2012, 14:59
Sounds fun/terrifying (the best kind of fun). Vote: Skooma Addict, we all know what will happen if his supply runs out...


I think it has more to do with the fact that you voted for him with no explanation.


Vote: Beefy


Vote: Beefy187, scum wants us to waste votes.

You managed to get your votes in every round.
First night is ok. Random vote.

You've got on a nice bandwagon for the second and third day with not much to add to the discussion.
In my eyes Memnon is much more scummy than the inactives

Vote: Memnon

Feel free to keep your votes on me Zaccino san.
I'm sure you can find a good excuse to keep voting for me :D

edse
08-28-2012, 15:49
I actually agree with you on that.

Unbote: Vote: Memnon

BSmith
08-28-2012, 17:32
vote: BSmith

The facts as I see them are not in his favour

The facts as I know them are not in your favor. No matter. The prophecy shall be realized.

El Barto
08-28-2012, 19:03
I'm not suspicious of you because you changed your vote, I'm suspicious of you because of the timing of your vote change.
For the record, I didn't even know when the exact cutoff time established by Pizzaman was. Now, what's this again about my vote change?

classical_hero, ANSWER ME! It's not enought with these Ivanovic pictures, though they do contribute to the thread in some undefinable way.

The facts as I know them are not in your favor. No matter. The prophecy shall be realized.
What facts?

Montmorency
08-28-2012, 19:15
No it didn't. His was the fourth vote while you and beefy had three votes apiece. The tally is right after The Kings vote.

I missed Diana's vote. Fair enough.

Had you been mistaken here, I would have put you over the edge. Watch yourself.

Vote: Arjos

You should elaborate at some point.

Zack
08-28-2012, 19:23
That's it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

<obnoxious size 7 text>
Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow64

I have had it up to here with your obnoxious, self-righteous crusade in size 7 font. It's the difference between asking someone "Why are you doing that?" and screaming at someone at the top of your lungs, spittle flying from your mouth and into the victim's face, while simultaneously strumming an amped-up electric guitar with the volume turned up to 11.

Ironside
08-28-2012, 19:39
Vote: Bsmith

Agreeing with Ismael here.


In case I am killed tonight (or even just 'killed') remember Montmorency.

Care to elaborate? You probably saved Monty by unvoting and going for Chaotix, so the comment doesn't make sense.

Diana Abnoba
08-28-2012, 19:40
:pop2:

Arjos
08-28-2012, 20:04
I'm still more suspicious of TK, with his tiebreaker.
BSmith being defensive happens in pretty much every game, especially when he's townie, same goes for bandwagony Memnon...

Unvote; Vote: Beefy187

El Barto
08-28-2012, 20:13
Care to elaborate? You probably saved Monty by unvoting and going for Chaotix, so the comment doesn't make sense.

I was WIFOMing so as not to get nightkilled, if Montmorency was mafia. btw why do so few people seem to mind his nearly claiming mafia on-thread?

And no I didn't 'save' him, nobody else was voting anyway.

Choxorn
08-28-2012, 20:51
Alright, fair enough. Unvote: El Barto

Vote: NinjaCow64 for still doing this crap.

Montmorency
08-28-2012, 21:46
btw why do so few people seem to mind his nearly claiming mafia on-thread?

To beat the Mafia, one must become the Mafia.

NinjaCow64
08-28-2012, 22:17
Unvote, Vote: NinjaCow64

I have had it up to here with your obnoxious, self-righteous crusade in size 7 font. It's the difference between asking someone "Why are you doing that?" and screaming at someone at the top of your lungs, spittle flying from your mouth and into the victim's face, while simultaneously strumming an amped-up electric guitar with the volume turned up to 11.

I do it because it's the only thing that works against those people. As I have said before, they are almost as bad as inactives.

NinjaCow64
08-28-2012, 22:25
But I'll stop. It isn't really that effective and it's starting to really piss people off. I can see that I have taken this way too far so yeah. Sorry.

Askthepizzaguy
08-29-2012, 00:11
BSmith: NinjaCow, TheKing, Tiaexz, Ishmael, MRD, Ironside
TheKing: BSmith,
Beefy: Csargo, Memnon, DaveShack, Arjos,
classical_hero: El Barto
Abstain: Double A,
NinjaCow: classical_hero, Zucchini, Choxorn
Memnon: Beefy187, Edse,
Arjos: Montmorency,

5 hours remain.

El Barto
08-29-2012, 00:31
To beat the Mafia, one must become the Mafia.
:stare: I beg your pardon?

Alright, fair enough. Unvote: El Barto

Vote: NinjaCow64 for still doing this crap.

I do it because it's the only thing that works against those people. As I have said before, they are almost as bad as inactives.

But I'll stop. It isn't really that effective and it's starting to really piss people off. I can see that I have taken this way too far so yeah. Sorry.
The only thing that works against what, exactly?

El Barto
08-29-2012, 00:34
Pizzaman, what's this about the vegetables voting? It should be that the vegetables remain in my soup, n'est ce pas?

Beefy187
08-29-2012, 00:34
I'm still more suspicious of TK, with his tiebreaker.
BSmith being defensive happens in pretty much every game, especially when he's townie, same goes for bandwagony Memnon...

Unvote; Vote: Beefy187

If thats Memnons usual style of play and if thats recognized by some players than he would be very scary mafia.
Theres not much he can do to get scummier than bandwagoning, posting without a reason, not speaking much.

I suggest lynching these types quickly before having to lynch them late game

Memnon
08-29-2012, 02:06
Eh, I haven't really played enough to have a regular style of play, it was either in this game or the cornflakes one where I explained that I don't really have the time to lengthen my posts due to moving in to college recently.

Beefy187
08-29-2012, 03:15
Hopefully you are enjoying mafia. Its a fun game :bow:

Well, your comment just backfired on Arjos who claimed that bandwagon is Memnons style of the game.
I understand having RL issue along with mafia game is tough. I always forget voting and sending in night orders.
So your doing really well in that matter.

Problem is, for one you are not really contributing in discussion. Instead doing bandwagons and appearing off the radar.
Also Arjos backing you up looks like mafia buddy trying to provide you supporting fire.

NinjaCow64
08-29-2012, 04:15
The only thing that works against what, exactly?

People who post post consiting of Vote: Mr. Blahhead or something like that. It annoys the pants off me. But it doesn't really work. I did it more often because people got annoyed, so they WOULD answer the question so I would stop, whereas often people wouldn't when I asked normally. But now it is not working, they keep derping about doing their thing and it just causes everyone else to get pissed off I am a stopping.

Unvote; Vote: BSmith in case Mr. Blahhead was a valid vote.

Choxorn
08-29-2012, 05:00
Unvote, Vote: Beefy187

NinjaCow64
08-29-2012, 05:24
Unvote, Vote: Beefy187

Why did you do that Choxorn?

Askthepizzaguy
08-29-2012, 07:08
BSmith: NinjaCow, TheKing, Tiaexz, Ishmael, MRD, Ironside
TheKing: BSmith,
Beefy: Csargo, Memnon, DaveShack, Arjos, Choxorn
classical_hero: El Barto
Abstain: Double A,
NinjaCow: classical_hero, Zucchini,
Memnon: Beefy187, Edse,
Arjos: Montmorency,

Askthepizzaguy
08-29-2012, 07:24
DAY FOUR




Professor Askvaard took note of the discussion, and saw that the Beefy one had nearly been slain by Askvaard, simply because he kept trying to kill Askvaard.


While the Professor noted the irony, he also saw that BSmith was in the lead. He took a break from hosting and continued playing his Medieval war game.


"Professor, the round is over. Time for the execution." said a voice.


Professor Askvaard: "Later. Conquering Muslims."


The masquerade party guests waited impatiently, wondering what was taking so long. Even BSmith got tired of waiting.


BSmith: "Am I gonna die sometime tonight, or do I have to die of old age first?"


Professor Askvaard: "Jihad armies at the gates of Constantinople. Must slay. Back later."


BSmith: "Fine, allow me to do this myself. I am not actually BSmith. I am..... Mgsmuhammed!" *ululating*


Beefy187: "Who's that?"


Mgsmuhammed: "Some guy from the previous game. Now, foolish infidel, I shall cut off your head and feed it to my dogs!"


Muhammed unsheathed his curved scimitar, and began charging the Professor, who didn't even look up from his computer. He simply slid his mouse to one side, and clicked on "fire at will".


A flurry of flaming arrows impaled the charging Jihadi, who promptly fell to the tiled floor and began screaming as the flames enveloped his body.


Professor Askvaard was so engrossed in the game, that he didn't bother to put out the flames. It seems that task was left up to poor Beefy187, who continued muttering something about slaying the Professor, while trying to work the fire extinguisher.


Professor Askvaard: "Joecoolyo.... you will die. Right after this. One... more... turn....."







"Alive" - (26/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (7/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]






BEGIN NIGHT FOUR.

24 hours remain.

El Barto
08-29-2012, 17:37
Pizza, are you playing the byzantines in MTW?

Askthepizzaguy
08-29-2012, 18:05
Pizza, are you playing the byzantines in MTW?

See signature line.

M2TW, Byzantine greeks, house rules challenge. Rules specifically designed by me to prevent blitzing, and to pose a serious challenge to the player even when the game progresses to the point where you have a large empire, where you would otherwise basically win unopposed. Also encourages the player to focus on managing the defense and development of his nation, not just siege/sack/siege/sack recruit until victory.

As this is off-topic, I'll take further comments/questions in that thread. Clickity the linkity.

El Barto
08-29-2012, 18:48
Signatures enabled. :)

Askthepizzaguy
08-30-2012, 05:28
Busy today, expect writeup to be delayed for at least 12 hours.

Askthepizzaguy
08-31-2012, 01:23
NIGHT FOUR






Professor Askvaard takes out a shotgun and opens fire on Montmorency.


*BLAM*


*BLAM*


*BLAM*



Professor Askvaard: "DID YOU HEAR ME, MONTY!?!? I AM NOT AN ELK!!! DON'T EVER CALL ME AN ELK!!! I HATE THAT!!!"


Montmorency stumbled backwards, tripping over the body of classical_hero.


The head of classical_hero, however, was stuffed and mounted on the wall.


Like an elk.






"Alive" - (24/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
DaveShack
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (9/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]




BEGIN DAY FIVE.

48 hours remain.

Arjos
08-31-2012, 01:41
Write-ups gone short eh? AARjos doesn't like that :D

Seriously Vote: Beefy, evil forces keeping you afloat every day...

Montmorency
08-31-2012, 01:42
My only regret is that I was unable to be of greater service.

In fact, there was one foolish individual who mucked it all up. I know him to be a bus driver. I tried my hardest to hint certain things to him, but it seems he took the wrong impression.

I forgive him, and only ask that he follow my posted instructions on whom to bus each night.

Arjos
08-31-2012, 01:50
Private reveals/communication is NOT allowed, which PREVENTS TOWN NETWORKING but still allows for non-vanilla flavoring which folks so often crave.


I forgive him, and only ask that he follow my posted instructions

Burn them all! ^^

Askthepizzaguy
08-31-2012, 01:53
Write-ups gone short eh? AARjos doesn't like that :D

Don't you mean YARRRRRrjos? :pirate2:

Montmorency
08-31-2012, 02:18
The idea is a high-five for a dead scum: the second. That is to say, I drop two names, but up the thread. It's only as private as it needs to be. I do have to hand it to him, he was bright enough to pick out Nightbringer early on. I think he'll follow my recommendations - and ultimately they are only recommendations - to the letter.

Beefy187
08-31-2012, 06:29
Write-ups gone short eh? AARjos doesn't like that :D

Seriously Vote: Beefy, evil forces keeping you afloat every day...

I live on because there is no decent case against me. Except voting for pizzaguy on one day and voting for pizzaguy despite strong protests on the second.
Saying this would make me look like I'm calculating everything but, I havn't voted for my rival lynch candidate when it was quite close and I even voted for my self.

If your townie than voting me until I am lynched allows the real baddy from escaping pressure as well as lynching yet another innocent town and making your self look bad afterwords.
Even if your the mafia, it will make your self look bad if I die and turn out innocent.

If your willing to take that risk, than go ahead and keep voting for me. I'll make you regret it.

Meanwhile, unless the town mason wants things differently I will vote for Memnon again, hoping to hear a bit more from him.

Vote: Memnon

Beefy187
08-31-2012, 06:30
EDIT: plz delete.. Internet went crazy

Major Robert Dump
08-31-2012, 06:38
I am without speech

NinjaCow64
08-31-2012, 08:09
Vote: The King because of his VOTE:BLAH posts and because the Chaotix lynch is suspect to the undead. Yeah.

edse
08-31-2012, 08:33
Vote: Memnon

I follow Beefy as yesterday.

Jarema
08-31-2012, 09:36
Wow!
I died for a second time!

Choxorn
08-31-2012, 16:34
Vote: Beefy187

He's still scummy.

DaveShack
08-31-2012, 17:48
Vote: Memnon

I don't think Beefy is a good target. Not much else to go on though.

El Barto
08-31-2012, 23:38
I am without speech
Why so?

Ishmael
09-01-2012, 00:13
vote: Daveshack for going for the safe and easy votes throughout. Consistently active, but trying to slip under the radar if I've ever seen it.


Day 1 and 2 I won't bother looking at, since nobody has anything on those days.


Vote: Arjos what's up with having a list of people to target?
Day 3 he seems awfully quick to jump on Arjos for a 'cheap' reason to vote, despite it being fairly apparent that his list was the people that had voted for ATPG the previous day.



I too am suspicious of the suggestion we try to lynch the host again. Vote: Beefy187
Just running with the crowd, going with the easy vote on the bandwagon. Note that he's changed his mind by day 4....



Vote: Memnon

I don't think Beefy is a good target. Not much else to go on though.
Another lazy vote, going with the new bandwagon.


Seems like typical scum tactics to me - sit back, play it safe and let the townies do all the work.

a completely inoffensive name
09-01-2012, 00:17
EDIT: I wasn't supposed to say that. Just ignore me.

El Barto
09-01-2012, 03:07
vote: Daveshack for going for the safe and easy votes throughout. Consistently active, but trying to slip under the radar if I've ever seen it.


Day 1 and 2 I won't bother looking at, since nobody has anything on those days.


Day 3 he seems awfully quick to jump on Arjos for a 'cheap' reason to vote, despite it being fairly apparent that his list was the people that had voted for ATPG the previous day.



Just running with the crowd, going with the easy vote on the bandwagon. Note that he's changed his mind by day 4....



Another lazy vote, going with the new bandwagon.


Seems like typical scum tactics to me - sit back, play it safe and let the townies do all the work.
I don't have much time to post, can you find his Day One and Two activity? I still think you have a point. Vote: DaveShack

Beefy187
09-01-2012, 03:20
Vote: Beefy187

He's still scummy.

Agreed. And i think i can write a decent case against my self.
Try harder.

NinjaCow64
09-01-2012, 03:26
Well, The King is probably not going to die today, and I like the DaveShack lynch better than anything else, so let's unvote; Vote: DaveShack

Zack
09-01-2012, 03:26
Vote: DaveShack

Ishmael's analysis was spot on. Also, I think the Beefy case should be relaxed. He's redeemed himself, for now.

Montmorency
09-01-2012, 04:55
Is it in bizarro-land? Right now, I'm not. I'd like to know...

Major Robert Dump
09-01-2012, 13:53
Incidentally, Daveshacks actions are not scummy necessarily, as his actions currently mirror mine, whereas I am too busy and travelly to really pay deep attention to the game out side of the hosts write ups

So, incidentally, I am Vote: DaveShack for doing the exact same thing I am doing right now.

Do not mistake lazy with scum.

Askthepizzaguy
09-01-2012, 20:58
Round ends at the 48 hour mark. I will be at work during this time frame so if you'd like to have the round end more swiftly, feel free to post a tally at that time.

Ironside
09-01-2012, 21:46
Vote: Daveshack

It's an ok case and I'm not coming up with anything better.

Memnon
09-02-2012, 02:20
I'll put my vote back on Vote:Beefy, I don't trust you.

Major Robert Dump
09-02-2012, 16:36
Why so?

Because I am speechless

DaveShack
09-02-2012, 19:43
What you're seeing from me is clueless townie mode. Pay attention to the folks who voted me, and who those votes would save.

Askthepizzaguy
09-02-2012, 19:44
I'm guessing DaveShack is the lynch.

Placeholder for writeup- late night last night, very early day today, not nuff sleep.

Go ahead and send night orders.

Montmorency
09-02-2012, 20:57
This hibco all be flipped on its head.

Thinking Sjmi, and Idiev.

Or Taazind with, perhaps, yellow Mot.

El Barto
09-02-2012, 21:14
Because I am speechless
I'll point a fish finger of suspicion at you then.

Askthepizzaguy
09-03-2012, 19:05
Okay!

I have all the orders, and I will be able to advance the round.

When I get home tonight, I will do the writeups for both the lynch yesterday and the night results. Should be done an hour or two after midnight.

a completely inoffensive name
09-04-2012, 01:13
I am going to have to withdraw from the game. My work is giving me more hours and I can't find time between my work and social life to be here frequently enough.

Major Robert Dump
09-04-2012, 02:09
I am going to have to withdraw from the game. My work is giving me more hours and I can't find time between my work and social life to be here frequently enough.

The last time he did this he was mafia. Lynch him

El Barto
09-04-2012, 02:12
On the other hand, we have an Oklahomer here. Fish Finger of Suspicion: both of you.

atheotes
09-04-2012, 05:11
Apologies for the long absence - RL got in the way. I thought game would have been done. Also, looks like i am still alive :2thumbsup:

Askthepizzaguy
09-04-2012, 07:28
I am going to have to withdraw from the game. My work is giving me more hours and I can't find time between my work and social life to be here frequently enough.

Don't fret. It will all be over soon.

Writeup in progress

NinjaCow64
09-04-2012, 07:36
Don't fret. It will all be over soon.

Writeup in progress

That sounds bad.

Askthepizzaguy
09-04-2012, 07:39
DAY FIVE






Professor Askvaard looks at DaveShack and realizes he's far past his deadline for killing him.


Professor Askvaard: "Well, I figured since you've come this far.... I might as well put it off a little longer."


*PUNT*



A few days ago, Professor Askvaard kicked DaveShack into next tuesday.






"Alive" - (23/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (9/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]




BEGIN NIGHT FIVE.

Okay, now END NIGHT FIVE.

What happened, skipper?

Ishmael
09-04-2012, 07:44
Erm....:shrug:

Montmorency
09-04-2012, 07:53
So what was Dave?

Ah well - at least ACIN served as fodder before he went down.

Salute!

Askthepizzaguy
09-04-2012, 07:59
NIGHT FIVE






A completely inoffensive name: "Hey Askthepizzaguy! I regret that I will no longer be able to attend your prestigious masquerade slash dinner party, for I have a life outside of dressing up in frilly costumes!"



Professor Askvaard: "Wait for it."


A completely inoffensive name: "Like, I'm a town mason and everything, I can track people and then watch people, and so on and so forth. In fact, I am a rather important name. My name is not actually A completely inoffensive name, my name is bestrfcplayer."


Professor Askvaard: "Wait for it...."


A completely inoffensive name: "OKAY! OKAY! YOU CAUGHT ME! I'm not actually bestrfcplayer, I'm Romanichine, of the Chicken/Soup Mafia!"


Professor Askvaard: "Waaaaaaait for it...."


Romanichine: "But I'm not evil. I wasn't really evil in the last game either, I was just a member of the "mafia" which wasn't actually hurting anyone. My expertise would come in handy here, if I hadn't been, you know, beheaded by Askvaard at the Dinner Party."


Professor Askvaard: "Allllllmost there."


Romanichine: "But anyways, I regret to inform you that my life as a half Roman, half machine, is more important than your silly Dinner Parties. And so I must bid you adieu and take a bow, while standing on this conspicuously placed giant target symbol on the floor. Made out of, what appears to be, human blood. How curious!"


Professor Askvaard: "And here.... we..... go."


DaveShack came hurtling through the giant glass dome ceiling, at a phenomenal rate of speed. He landed dead center of the target on the floor, right where a completely inoffensive Romanichine was standing.


There were some bone fragments, but the resulting mess was otherwise unrecognizable as human remains. It looked more like a couple of mating caterpillars got smashed with a lead pipe.


Professor Askvaard raised his arms straight vertically.


Professor Askvaard: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!"


Last week's next Tuesday is actually this Tuesday.







"Alive" - (22/33)

Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (11/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]



BEGIN DAY SIX


48 hours remain

Arjos
09-04-2012, 08:09
Ahahahahaha "how curious!" XD

Arjos
09-04-2012, 08:13
Almost forgot, vote: Beefy, maybe the town will stop falling for random wagons and lynch this guy...

NinjaCow64
09-04-2012, 08:15
Right,

Vote: The King as usual.

Beefy187
09-04-2012, 09:02
Almost forgot, vote: Beefy, maybe the town will stop falling for random wagons and lynch this guy...

I thought Daveshack lynch was a decent choice with. He was lynched because Ishmael wrote a convincing case against him. I don't see how that was random wagon.
For the sake of making you saying something more than "lynch beefy" is there anyone else you suspect right now?

edse
09-04-2012, 10:20
Vote: Memnon

I've done so the last three days so I can't see why I shouldn't continue. Hopefully I gain a lot of points while you lynch innocent people.

atheotes
09-04-2012, 11:09
Vote: Memnon

I've done so the last three days so I can't see why I shouldn't continue. Hopefully I gain a lot of points while you lynch innocent people.

restate your case and i will follow

edse
09-04-2012, 14:41
restate your case and i will follow

It was actually Beefy187 who made the case and I followed him.


You managed to get your votes in every round.
First night is ok. Random vote.

You've got on a nice bandwagon for the second and third day with not much to add to the discussion.
In my eyes Memnon is much more scummy than the inactives

Vote: Memnon

Feel free to keep your votes on me Zaccino san.
I'm sure you can find a good excuse to keep voting for me :D

Arjos
09-04-2012, 18:53
is there anyone else you suspect right now?

You and TK the most...

Xenoneb
09-04-2012, 21:35
Vote:Zaccino

NinjaCow64
09-04-2012, 21:59
Vote:Zaccino

Okay, unvote; Vote: Xenoneb for that. Why are you voting for Zack?

Choxorn
09-04-2012, 23:01
Following Mafia Rule #34, Lynch Beefy:

Vote: Beefy187

Zack
09-04-2012, 23:18
Following Mafia Rule #34, Lynch Beefy:

Vote: Beefy187

That's the revised list! The original list clearly states:


Rule 34. Dont kill people who arent actually playing...

For your heresy, Vote: choxorn.

El Barto
09-05-2012, 00:29
Beefy defends you, choxorna ttacks Beefy, you defend Beefy. You two are in cahoots.
vote: Beefy187; Fish Finger of Suspicion: Zack.

Chaotix
09-05-2012, 00:37
Look people, if ACIN got killed there was obviously a mole in the pro-town network that he was working with.

Nobody kills ACIN on a whim, he is like grade A lynchbait. The scum have to have known he was a mason.

El Barto
09-05-2012, 00:49
You sound like you know more than you are telling.

Zack
09-05-2012, 01:00
Beefy defends you, choxorna ttacks Beefy, you defend Beefy. You two are in cahoots.
vote: Beefy187; Fish Finger of Suspicion: Zack.
I started the whole "vote Beefy" fad, you nincompoop.

Beefy187
09-05-2012, 01:27
Following Mafia Rule #34, Lynch Beefy:

Vote: Beefy187

Rule 25 states Pizzaguys game always have a twist
Also, rule 33 says don't lynch Beefy :curtain:


I started the whole "vote Beefy" fad, you nincompoop.

Than you take the blame if I turn out innocent :beam:

Vote: abstain

Chaotix. iirc, ACIN said something which suggested that he is part of the town net work in earlier rounds.
I don't think there was a mole inside.

Even if there was we won't be able to find him unless the traitor him self speaks up.
If there is a forth member than we might be able to take down the third but that will allow the mafia to attack the forth.

Lets get this over and done with. Lynch me and hopefully that ends all the silly one liner reasoning and bandwagons.
Leave lurkers for WoG.

Montmorency
09-05-2012, 01:45
Look people, if ACIN got killed there was obviously a mole in the pro-town network that he was working with.

Nobody kills ACIN on a whim, he is like grade A lynchbait. The scum have to have known he was a mason.

What? Masons come in pairs, as you well know. Anyway, ACIN made two suspicious posts: an early one about upholding the team, and one following my death in which he said something crazy and edited with something almost as bad an hour later. Check out his last post. The Mafia clearly saw it... Anyway, there is no networking in this game, and a max of three town roles. The survivor would be the one whom I mentioned earlier.

It's a non-starter I'm afraid. We're dead, so we can be frank about such things.

And what's the tally? Cut it out with the Beefy pressure already. He's the towniest performance I've seen this year.

Diana Abnoba
09-05-2012, 02:37
Wow, write this day down on your calendar guys, I agree with Monty.:shocked2: I think Beefy is town also, so HOS on Arjos and Choxorn for voting him. Also a fish FOS back on El Barto for being a "nincompoop" as it was stated earlier. Also FOS on Xenoneb for his just vote Zack post with no reason at all.

Chaotix
09-05-2012, 02:54
What? Masons come in pairs, as you well know. Anyway, ACIN made two suspicious posts: an early one about upholding the team, and one following my death in which he said something crazy and edited with something almost as bad an hour later. Check out his last post. The Mafia clearly saw it... Anyway, there is no networking in this game, and a max of three town roles. The survivor would be the one whom I mentioned earlier.

It's a non-starter I'm afraid. We're dead, so we can be frank about such things.

And what's the tally? Cut it out with the Beefy pressure already. He's the towniest performance I've seen this year.

That makes sense too. Keep in mind I am dead and not paying a huge amount of attention. I just saw ACIN killed and thought- nobody would do that without a good reason.

Re: masons, they can actually come in groups of three or more rather than pairs, as you well know. Not in this game perhaps because of the limit on power roles.

El Barto
09-05-2012, 02:54
I started the whole "vote Beefy" fad, you nincompoop.
Then why do you vote choxorn?

Rule 25 states Pizzaguys game always have a twist
Also, rule 33 says don't lynch Beefy :curtain:



Than you take the blame if I turn out innocent :beam:

Vote: abstain

Chaotix. iirc, ACIN said something which suggested that he is part of the town net work in earlier rounds.
I don't think there was a mole inside.

Even if there was we won't be able to find him unless the traitor him self speaks up.
If there is a forth member than we might be able to take down the third but that will allow the mafia to attack the forth.

Lets get this over and done with. Lynch me and hopefully that ends all the silly one liner reasoning and bandwagons.
Leave lurkers for WoG.
A willing lynchee… tempting…

Wow, write this day down on your calendar guys, I agree with Monty.:shocked2: I think Beefy is town also, so HOS on Arjos and Choxorn for voting him. Also a fish FOS back on El Barto for being a "nincompoop" as it was stated earlier. Also FOS on Xenoneb for his just vote Zack post with no reason at all.
Why 'back'? I haven't FOSed you, D. btw you're dead, woman. No necromancy.

Zack
09-05-2012, 03:10
Then why do you vote choxorn?
A vote for Beefy is a lazy vote, at this point. He's demonstrated himself to be likely town, and is - at the very least - analyzing players, making cases, and contributing.

El Barto
09-05-2012, 03:49
Then why not follow one of his cases?

Zack
09-05-2012, 04:12
Then why not follow one of his cases?
I think broccoli is a healthy food. Doesn't mean I eat it very often.

El Barto
09-05-2012, 05:19
I think broccoli is a healthy food. Doesn't mean I eat it very often.
OK then, if Beefy's such a townie, unvote: Beefy187; vote: Zucchini/Zaccino

atheotes
09-05-2012, 06:47
It was actually Beefy187 who made the case and I followed him.

Well, the case isnt very strong and you have been following that without saying anything else for the last 3 days. you havent made any attempt to strengthen the case, call for more pressure or look for any other suspects. To me it seems like you are just happy to sail along, seemingly agreeing with people and happy to help when asked.
Vote: Edse

Major Robert Dump
09-05-2012, 11:42
This is knid of blowing my mind

I am going to have to go for Xenoneb. I would think this late in game he could muster a word or two. Am I wrong to assume there are still multiple mafia left? I am sure they are playing some huge missdirection cards

Major Robert Dump
09-05-2012, 11:42
vote : xenoneb

Beskar
09-05-2012, 12:19
vote: Zucchini/Zaccino

Ishmael
09-05-2012, 13:05
Looks like some other people started a wagon on Zaccino, thus saving me the hassle of creating another elaborate and likely incorrect case. Very kind of you both.

vote: Zaccino

Beefy187
09-05-2012, 14:53
Not sure about Zaccino.
I'll just do a pressure vote.

Unvote, Vote: Csargo

El Barto
09-05-2012, 15:56
Looks like some other people started a wagon on Zaccino, thus saving me the hassle of creating another elaborate and likely incorrect case. Very kind of you both.

vote: Zaccino
:stare:

Memnon
09-05-2012, 17:31
Vote: Edse pretty lazy of you, I don't even really see a case against me, more of a gut suspicion turned into a multi-round vote. To me it just looks like your trying to appear consistent by voting for the same person over and over again, without having built up a strong case against him (me).:inquisitive:

Zack
09-05-2012, 19:02
vote: Zucchini/Zaccino


Looks like some other people started a wagon on Zaccino, thus saving me the hassle of creating another elaborate and likely incorrect case. Very kind of you both.

vote: Zaccino
~:confused:

Zack
09-05-2012, 19:10
Unvote, Vote: edse

What Memnon said.

edse
09-05-2012, 19:24
4 Zaccino: Xenoneb, El Barto, Tiaexz, Ishmael
3 edse: atheotes, Memnon, Zaccino
2 Beefy187: Arjos, Choxorn
2 Xenoneb: NinjaCow64, Major Robert Dump
1 Memnon: edse
1 Csargo: Beefy187

9 No Vote: Csargo, Double A, Ironside, King Jan III Sobieski, Seon, Skooma Addict, SouthernKing, thefluffyone93, The King

Ironside
09-05-2012, 20:50
Let see if my idea of Visorslash actively leaving instead of going inactive like the big bunch actually meant something about the role.

Vote: Zaccino.

How long will it take before WoG starts ATPG? It's more than 3 days without posts from more than 1 player.

Chaotix
09-05-2012, 20:59
You're making a huge mistake.

Zaccino is totally innocent probably guilty, but he's really awesome so you should let him live.

Zack
09-05-2012, 22:30
This wagon is slimy and you should feel slimy.