View Full Version : [League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]
Askthepizzaguy
07-24-2012, 19:04
The League of Extraordinary Mobsters
The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy
League Game
Pepperoni Lover's Division
FLASHBACK (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=10737539#post10737539)
Defense Attorney:
"Your honor, my client is clearly mentally ill. He's not competent to stand trial. I request that the charges against him be dismissed and that he be sent to a minimum security facility which can take care of his special needs."
Judge:
"On what grounds could your client be found mentally incompetent?"
Defense Attorney:
"He's convinced that a fantasy world he's created has become real. He is a long time player and host of a game called 'Mafia'. Basically, there are two sides, one with more participants, and the other...."
Judge:
"I'm familiar with the game. I've played it myself.
Defense Attorney:
"As I was saying, he was hosting one of these games and it seems that when a real serial killer showed up and began murdering his guests, he began to get suspicious, tried to solve the murders on his own without asking anyone for help, and began to lose his mental stability. When it was found out that half of his guests were dead, we think the stress of that traumatic revelation caused him to snap. He was clearly acting in what he thought was his own best interest, and the interest of his party guests, when he took that chainsaw and brutally decapitated Romanichine."
Judge:
"Some witnesses said he was still somewhat capable of telling the difference between the game and the real events."
Defense Attorney:
"Your honor, I'm not a fancy, big city lawyer or anything. But I do know that my client is presumed innocent until proven guilty. This is an innocent man, who cracked under the stress of hosting several games and being ruthlessly beaten in several others, whose long hours of reading threads, posting wild, baseless cases, and performing deep analysis that solves nothing, while living in the lamest, poorest part of the Orlando crack ghetto without even the slightest hint of female contact, eventually led to this debilitating mental breakdown we can clearly see today."
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Misc/Chess/Askvaard.jpg
Professor Askvaard Von Pizzaguy:
"I WANNA RIDE THE PONY! Come in Houston, the space shuttle is coming in for a crash landing in the ocean... prepare the buckets of cole slaw to cushion the impact! Send the fire ships to put out the fires! CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWOOOOOP BWWOOOOOOOP! I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s no one anywhere that seems to know what to do with us. Now into it. We know the air is unfit to breathe, our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 homicides and 63 violent crimes as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be. We know things are bad. Worse than bad. They’re crazy. I’m working a single now, which means stretch-shifts, six to six, sometimes six to eight in the a.m., six days a week. It’s a hustle, but it keeps me busy. I can take in three to three-fifty a week, more with skims. I work the whole city, up, down, don’t make no difference to me – does to some. Some won’t take spooks – Hell, don’t make no difference to me. They’re all animals anyway. Don’t talk like one of them, you’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak – like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t… they’ll cast you out. Like a leper. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got 12 extra large pizzas? Look townies, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his sausage on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! ALL ABOARD THE NIGHT TRAIN!!!!"
Defense Attorney:
"The defense rests its case."
Prosecution Attorney:
"I have nothing to add. He locked his own son alive in a refrigerator filled with flesh-eating insects after beating him within an inch of his life. He needs to be executed immediately, for the good of society and for HIS OWN SAKE, and you're all crazy if you can't see that for yourselves."
Judge:
"Unfortunately, you've just made their point for them. No sane person would do such a thing. I'm afraid I have to award custody of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy, born Herman Alouise Frinkle, alias Sergeant Peppercorn, alias Ragnar H. Dingleberry, to the Beaverhead County Calmness Sanctuary for the Criminally Interesting.
Professor Askvaard Von Pizzaguy:
"Clang ,clang, clang went the trolley
Ding, ding, ding went the bell...."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWu7WDrnM1c
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy was carted away in a straitjacket, singing his little heart out.
He would be released from the insane asylum in 12 months on good behavior.
And I blame the bleeding heart liberals for this.
Askthepizzaguy
07-24-2012, 19:29
......
Twelve months have passed.
Doctor: "So, Professor. How are you feeling today?"
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy says nothing, but idly scratches his chin with his big toe.
Doctor: "Do you know why you're here?"
Professor Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "The game."
Doctor: "Yes, because of the game. Do you remember which game?"
Professor Askvaard: "The dinner game."
Doctor: "Tell me what happened at the dinner party."
Professor Askvaard: "The mafia were brought to justice. Chicken and Soup."
Doctor: "But there wasn't any mafia. Those were characters you created. Do you remember that?"
Professor Askvaard: "Right, of course. It was just a game. A work of fiction."
Doctor: "What else happened at the party?"
Professor Askvaard: "Beef."
Doctor: "Who was Beef?"
Professor Askvaard: "The man who wouldn't play by the rules."
Doctor: "What happened to Beef?"
Professor Askvaard: "................"
Doctor: "Professor? What happened to Beef?"
Professor Askvaard: "He.... escaped."
Doctor: "Do you remember what he did at the party?"
Professor Askvaard: "He ruined my game."
Doctor: "How did he do that, Askvaard?"
Professor Askvaard: "He killed everyone..."
Doctor: "Not everyone. There were some survivors."
Professor Askvaard: "He escaped. He's going to come back. I have to stop him."
Doctor: "We need to focus on you, first. Askvaard, you suffered a mental breakdown. That's why you're here. We need to help you get better."
Professor Askvaard: "I'm much better, thank you. This straitjacket is very comfortable."
Doctor: "I'm afraid I can't agree with the optimistic assessment. You might have convinced the other doctors that you've changed, I know you, Askvaard. You're too intelligent for the standard tests. You're beating the system."
Professor Askvaard: "Even if that were so, could you prove it?"
Doctor: "No, I can't. Unfortunately, even with my objections, the board has agreed to release you as scheduled."
..........
Doctor: "You're being released today. What are you going to do now?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk
Professor Askvaard: "I'm going to Disneyland!!! HEEEYAHAHAHAAA!! Wooop woop woop wooop wooop"
RULES
2) Pepperoni lover's Division
Mafia games where there is the possibility of non-vanilla roles, but they are 10 percent of the total number of roles or less. Private reveals/communication is NOT allowed, which PREVENTS TOWN NETWORKING but still allows for non-vanilla flavoring which folks so often crave.
These games will also have a standard minimum number of phases (4), and 2 murders per night. Reveal upon death not required in games with detectives (takes a bit of the punch out of detective claims).
Serial killers are allowed. No cults allowed. No third party roles allowed other than serial killer.
Other league standards:
Talking after death is allowed, but voting after death is not allowed, and revealing of new information after death is not allowed.
Wrath of God: Players cannot be WOG'ed unless they have failed to post for three phases, and this is still at the host's discretion. The host must post the minimum participation standards before play begins- if none are posted, WOGs for nonparticipation are not allowed. This allows for lurking as a strategy, but also allows game hosts to replace players or remove them if necessary for the sake of a game. These standards are to be expected for all divisions.
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SCORING
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1 point for vote sitting on a mafioso at the end of a round. Previous votes will not be counted, so points cannot be accumulated simply by changing your vote over and over.
This point is awarded even if you are mafia and you are voting for your own partner.
1 further point for a vote resulting in a dead mafioso. Your vote is on a mafioso at the end of a round, and it was on the successful lynch wagon.
This point is not awarded if you are a mafioso, because killing scum is not your job, killing townies is.
1 additional point for a townie victory- townies only.
Your team won! Hooray!
5 points for a mafia victory- mafia only.
Your team won! Hooray!
Askthepizzaguy
07-24-2012, 19:33
Sign ups for this game are unlimited, as there's only one large game scheduled this month.
Let the madness begin.
Sign-ups: [Closed. Reserve welcome!] 33
a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Johnhughthom
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
Nightbringer
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
wideyedwanderer
Xenoneb
RESERVE: ZACCINO THE IMMORTAL
El Barto
07-24-2012, 19:39
In. I'm not supposed to be playing any more games, but this is too much.
Montmorency
07-24-2012, 19:44
In.
Let's do this.
Do you want to move to the large slot and open up the queue for the next small game?
EDIT: Oh, you already did it yourself. Way to take the initiative there!
Double A
07-24-2012, 20:52
Pizza, stop pretending to be pretending to be crazy, we all know you're really a double agent for the wafflemelon people!
Major Robert Dump
07-24-2012, 21:25
I PLAY
Oh good, disney land. Nothing can possibly go wrong there.
In
The first video had me shouting "please, make it stop", so I'm in XD
Beefy187
07-25-2012, 00:55
in :bow:
Double A
07-25-2012, 01:36
OHMYGODIT'SBEEFYHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLY CRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAP
DaveShack
07-25-2012, 01:52
Sure, I like pepperoni.
Ironside
07-25-2012, 06:14
Into the fray yet again
atheotes
07-25-2012, 07:29
In :bow:
King Jan III Sobieski
07-25-2012, 15:04
I'm not good with these types of games, but please put me in.
:bow:
thefluffyone93
07-25-2012, 15:50
LET ME IN!
Askthepizzaguy
07-25-2012, 16:09
You say "let me in" now, but once the game begins, you'll all be screaming to be let out. Make up your minds, victims.
Montmorency
07-25-2012, 16:40
Strike me from the list.
In, of course.
Eat me, Pizza thing.
EAT MEEEEEEE
Major Robert Dump
07-25-2012, 16:51
Don't threaten me
thefluffyone93
07-25-2012, 16:58
You say "let me in" now, but once the game begins, you'll all be screaming to be let out. Make up your minds, victims.
I EAT PAIN.
Nightbringer
07-25-2012, 23:26
IN please
Askthepizzaguy
07-25-2012, 23:26
Great Sasaki's ghost!
Oh, that's just his avatar.
Ooh, a league game. Fancy.
(In please!)
NinjaCow64
07-26-2012, 08:29
It's the legendary Askvardvonpizzaguy! Definite in.
Diana Abnoba
07-26-2012, 20:33
New concept with the league games, some vet players back again (yeah, :2thumbsup:) new players I haven't played these games with yet, and a crazy Pizzaguy for a host. What's not to love! Can't miss this, I'm IN!
Double A
07-26-2012, 21:14
I was not aware there was a different kind of Pizzaguy.
Diana Abnoba
07-26-2012, 21:21
Good point Double A.
Double A
07-26-2012, 23:13
:tongue:
El Barto
07-27-2012, 00:11
Our best good friend DianaAbnoba is here. Long time no see! :)
Double A: I'm a hater, and I hate that sig.
Double A
07-27-2012, 00:31
https://i.imgur.com/mYdwI.jpg
El Barto
07-27-2012, 02:25
How dare you pervert such a masterpiece as The Big Lebowski? Away with ye!
Double A
07-27-2012, 02:38
That's a screencap from the show, bro.
Oh, and this guy?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/179/295/57232%20-%20Discord%20Hubble%20official_content%20season_2.png?1317170117
John de Lancie.
thefluffyone93
07-27-2012, 05:12
HEY, LOOK AT MY SIG TOO!
Diana Abnoba
07-27-2012, 18:32
Thanks El Barto, good to see you again too! :)
El Barto
07-28-2012, 02:31
AAAAGGGHHH!! PONIESSS!!!
Konnichi-wa, Diana-san. :bow:
Two things. In, and what?
classical_hero
07-30-2012, 09:19
IN.
Skooma Addict
07-30-2012, 19:36
Ah yes, Double A spamming the thread already I see. This feels right.
In.
You took a break from your unhealthy addiction to visit us!
Skooma Addict
07-30-2012, 19:50
Is it unhealthy to bathe naked under the double moons, dancing the night away to the sound of Khajiit folk songs? I think not, good sir.
Is it unhealthy to bathe naked under the double moons, dancing the night away to the sound of Khajiit folk songs? I think not, good sir.
You should really switch over to sleeping tree sap, it's natural, maaan. And you see, like, purple... It's freaky brother.
El Barto
07-30-2012, 20:03
Can I have some Skooma?
Double A
07-31-2012, 03:33
You should really switch over to sleeping tree sap, it's natural, maaan. And you see, like, purple... It's freaky brother.
Dude that stuff makes you murder villages.
Askthepizzaguy
07-31-2012, 20:56
Gonna make a push for more signups when I get back.
Some advertisement and personal invites should boost numbers.
Askthepizzaguy
08-02-2012, 08:54
Personal invites sent.
wideyedwanderer
08-02-2012, 09:08
In.
Your player list needs updating.
Askthepizzaguy
08-02-2012, 09:15
And is so updated.
Ibn-Khaldun
08-02-2012, 13:46
It needs to be updated once again.
I'm IN.
johnhughthom
08-02-2012, 18:48
Ooh. In.
SouthernKing
08-02-2012, 21:40
Interesting idea
El Barto
08-02-2012, 22:08
Nice, more people!
a completely inoffensive name
08-02-2012, 22:43
I'll join this one. I like plain vanilla games.
Askthepizzaguy
08-04-2012, 17:48
I believe that's precisely the right number of people for this game.
Signups closed, Reserves more than welcome.
El Barto
08-04-2012, 19:20
Admit it, pizza delivery guy, you wouldn't have closed signups unless acin was in.
Can I have some soup?
NinjaCow64
08-05-2012, 01:22
El Barto: Are you Taki or are you Arky? I can't tell.
He's tak. When will the game start?
I hate alphabetical order. And El Barto is Treva?
You and me both. And yeah. He's
Treva, takhisis and el barto.
That's what you get for picking a name that starts with a letter that late in the alphabet. ~;p
El Barto
08-06-2012, 00:16
Yeah, i learned my lesson after my first two 'T's.
I am going to change my name to AA.
johnhughthom
08-06-2012, 12:21
Benny Boy would get you nearly as close to the top.
Hey. I have a big favour to ask you. And I strive for the top or the bottom, no where between!
johnhughthom
08-06-2012, 21:40
If it was me you had to ask a big favour of, Benny Boy, you're too late. As per Rule 3, I have had to put you on ignore.
I am going to change my name to AA.
Don't we already have a Double A?
That's the joke. I'll PM you Johnny boy.
NinjaCow64
08-06-2012, 23:28
If it was me you had to ask a big favour of, Benny Boy, you're too late. As per Rule 3, I have had to put you on ignore.
Lolwut??? I'm confused.
johnhughthom
08-06-2012, 23:32
One of my cross forum references.
Beefy187
08-07-2012, 00:42
I am going to change my name to AA.
AA always gets my first vote :beam:
El Barto
08-07-2012, 00:58
You could not read this post because Xenoneb is in johnhughthom's ignore list.
It's raining outside, but I don't believe it.
Double A
08-07-2012, 07:27
AA always gets my first vote :curtain:
Fixed. :tongue:
Skooma Addict
08-08-2012, 05:50
I'm going to kill Double A. :yes:
Askthepizzaguy
08-08-2012, 07:58
Thank you all for your patience. Game will begin soon, stay tuned.
Double A
08-08-2012, 08:00
Kill me? Your int is so low, I'd be able to outsmart you after three days without sleep.
Skooma Addict
08-08-2012, 08:18
My str and spd will be so high you'll never see me coming. I'll beat you to death with a sweet roll, then eat it. Besides, your signature offends my eyes so you need to be lynched.
NinjaCow64
08-08-2012, 10:22
Well yeah? I've got high charisma so I'll sing you all to death!!!
On that note, I just remembered to catch up on oots.
classical_hero
08-08-2012, 12:43
I hate alphabetical order. And El Barto is Treva?
I prefer the order just being in sign up order.
johnhughthom
08-08-2012, 13:06
It's easier to check whether certain people are playing with alphabetical order though.
Scans down the C's
Dammit, he is playing...
:clown:
El Barto
08-09-2012, 01:07
classical, you should really get a pic with better resolution. It'd work wonders.
Double A
08-09-2012, 03:16
My str and spd will be so high you'll never see me coming. I'll beat you to death with a sweet roll, then eat it. Besides, your signature offends my eyes so you need to be lynched.
You're merely proving my point.
classical_hero
08-09-2012, 18:42
classical, you should really get a pic with better resolution. It'd work wonders.
Better?
johnhughthom
08-09-2012, 18:50
Better for everyone else, we all know you see Ana every time you close your eyes, and have no need of any pic.
Askthepizzaguy
08-09-2012, 20:08
Almost done.
In the meantime, check out the change to my signature line.
Help me anonymous technical guru, you're my only hope!
Askthepizzaguy
08-11-2012, 20:06
Sorry about the delays. Computer's crashing every less than an hour. I can't get much done.
Going to be taking the computer to get it cleaned/repaired if necessary.
Askthepizzaguy
08-13-2012, 22:34
I'm back peoples. Now you will experience the full power of my new HP desktop which I purchased for a reasonable bargain price.
After work, will send out roles.
El Barto
08-13-2012, 22:52
vote:Askthepizzaguy, for good measure. Will we be playing in this same thread?
btw desktops rule.
Askthepizzaguy
08-14-2012, 08:49
Back and working on it right now.
Yes, I'm seeing why they rule. So much more computing power, so cheap...
Double A
08-14-2012, 09:29
So much harder to be mistaken for frisbees.
Askthepizzaguy
08-14-2012, 10:51
Roles randomized, Thread Locked during game setup.
Do not post until my say so, which is when everyone has their role PM.
The game will be semi-open setup.
There will be trackers or watchers, doctors, blockers, and roles which might be able to countermand such powers.
There will be no guilt/innocence detective.
Roles will be revealed upon death, as promised.
Not all information regarding the game setup is present. So it's open-ended.
Most roles will be vanilla.
21,000th post.
Askthepizzaguy
08-14-2012, 18:46
Everyone now has their role PM.
Game begins officially in one moment. I have to post the opening story.
Askthepizzaguy
08-14-2012, 19:01
AND SO IT BEGINS....
CLICK HERE FOR MUSIC (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cz9nvPtySI)
"That was a lovely meal, Professor Askvaard!"
Indeed, a finer meal they had never tasted. These people were mostly from the upper crust of society... Senators, lawyers, judges, scientists, media moguls, and wealthy businessmen and women. Although the entrees served were simple, they were absolutely delicious and made from only the finest ingredients. The chef was rumored to be a genius who made seven figures a year, serving only the most elite clientele in all the land.
Askvaard: "My friends, I've invited you all here to announce that I will be made the new Dean of Mozzarella University. In celebration of this achievement of my lifelong dreams, I wanted to surround myself will all my closest friends and give them a meal they'd never forget. But it occurs to me that a party just isn't complete without a party game. Wouldn't this evening be made even more memorable with a game? Perhaps a game that utilizes our obviously superior wits and intellect?"
The many dinner guests nodded in agreement. It was a splendid idea.
Askvaard: "Great! Okay, here's how the game is played. No one may leave the mansion until the game is complete. I had the butler lock the doors and windows, and I have the only keys. No breaking my expensive windows, now!"
The others chuckled nervously. Was it really necessary to lock them in? It was just a game, after all.
Askvaard: "The game will be split into 'day' and 'night' phases. During the 'day', you will accuse one another of being the dastardly, murdering 'mafia' among you. When you've made your selection, by a democratic vote, you will then 'lynch' the offending player and they will be 'dead'. They can still talk and accuse people, but they can't vote. And I'd actually prefer they lay perfectly still on the carpeting and do their best to pretend to be dead, because it adds to the atmosphere.
Those of you who are 'dead' will be splattered with red food coloring to indicate where you've been wounded. (Don't worry, it washes out! It's perfectly safe!) Feel free to give us a nice, hammy bit of dramatic death acting before you go. It's all in good fun, of course.
During the 'night', I'll shut off all the lights in the mansion, and the 'mafia' will sneak off and 'murder' some of you. When you've been hit, you must lay down and start pretending to be dead, minus your occasional accusatory comment during the day phases, of course.
Those of you who I haven't already spoken to are considered the "townsfolk". You're innocent, good-guy civilians who wouldn't hurt a fly, except you've got to find the 'mafia' by lynching people. The rest of you I've spoken to already were given a special role to play in this game. You are to follow my hidden instructions exactly! No breaking the rules!"
They noticed that the guests had been divided into the soup eaters, the beef eaters, and the chicken eaters.
Askvaard: "Oh yes, and there's one other thing.... doesn't this all sound very familiar?"
They noticed that this all did sound very familiar.
Hey, wasn't Askvaard that nut who got locked up in the looney bin a year ago? What's he doing hosting a party?
Didn't most of his party guests end up dead?
He's a MADMAN!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!
Askvaard: "Hehhh... hehhh.... hehhh....
we're going to find the killers... yes....
.....and we're gonna kill them.
Chop em up into little pieces....
and eat them.... hehh hehh hehhhh....
dOeSnT tHAt SouNd LiKe A fUN gAMe?"
It did sound like a fun game. Surely this was going to be the best Dinner Party ever!
NO!!! NO IT WILL NOT BE THE BEST DINNER PARTY EVER!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
RULES:
No screenshots.
You're allowed to speak while "dead" unless specifically told otherwise.
The game ends when all the bad guys have been lynched, and not before... unless the bad guys have prevailed!
This is a relatively simple game with a twist. No, I'm not playing, but thanks for being paranoid. ;)
Private communication between the "alive" and "dead" players is not allowed. Talk to them publicly.
"Alive" - (33/33)
a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Johnhughthom
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
Nightbringer
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
wideyedwanderer
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
BEGIN DAY ONE.
DAY ONE WILL LAST FOR 48 HOURS, to allow people to get acclimated to the game. Then we will reduce to a 24/24 schedule to keep a brisk pace.
LEAGUE RULES ARE IN EFFECT.
Round should end at or before 1400 (2PM) on Thursday the 16th, Eastern Time USA.
Askthepizzaguy
08-14-2012, 19:11
Reminder of League Rules:
Private reveals/communication is NOT allowed, which PREVENTS TOWN NETWORKING but still allows for non-vanilla flavoring which folks so often crave.
This rule is in force except in case of host-sanctioned private communication, such as between mafia members/masons or similar.
I don't know if you just missed it, but you never put me in as a reserve (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?142079-League-The-Return-of-Askvaard-Von-Pizzaguy-IN-PLAY&p=2053470789&highlight=#post2053470789) in the sign-up sheet.
Askthepizzaguy
08-14-2012, 19:32
I don't know if you just missed it, but you never put me in as a reserve (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?142079-League-The-Return-of-Askvaard-Von-Pizzaguy-IN-PLAY&p=2053470789&highlight=#post2053470789) in the sign-up sheet.
My mistake. I'll correct/
Sounds fun/terrifying (the best kind of fun). Vote: Skooma Addict, we all know what will happen if his supply runs out...
Montmorency
08-14-2012, 19:41
Taiba.
Vote: Tiaexz
DaveShack
08-14-2012, 19:43
Vote: Ironside no special reason
Nightbringer
08-14-2012, 19:58
vote:a completely inoffensive name
for having the longest name.
Vote: edse
For having (well, tying for) the shortest name.
Vote: Nightbringer For having a hard to read name.
Askthepizzaguy
08-14-2012, 20:31
Use TheGuild skin. It makes everything 125% moar awesome.
All the cool people do it, and if you do, you immediately become a warlock.
Montmorency
08-14-2012, 20:37
Apropos of...?
johnhughthom
08-14-2012, 20:47
Vote: Tiaexz
I simply don't like him.
oki
Vote: BSmith
O.M.G.U.S!?!?!
vote: edse
vote: wideyedwanderer
For completely arbitrary reasons.
NinjaCow64
08-14-2012, 22:47
Vote: Ishmael because BSmith isn't voting for Verarde so we're all going to die!!!
Apropos
Vote: Montmorency
I don't know what this word means. I think he's trying to make fun of me.
a completely inoffensive name
08-15-2012, 00:14
Can I vote for Vuk even though he isn't in the game?
Nightbringer
08-15-2012, 01:28
Vote: Nightbringer For having a hard to read name.
Says the person whose name is Xenoneb? Is that "ze" "no" "neb"? :)
Says the person whose name is Xenoneb? Is that "ze" "no" "neb"? :)
I'm on ETW. Green on blue.
Nightbringer
08-15-2012, 02:50
I'm on ETW. Green on blue.
Trying to start up some inter forum warfare then? What do you mean by green on blue though? Are you blue over there?
Major Robert Dump
08-15-2012, 04:51
Vote: Classical Hero
Revenge. I have still never survived a mafia game
El Barto
08-15-2012, 05:16
:daisy: Australians. Especially the rugby league crazy followers. vote:askthepizzaguy for allowing them in.
El Barto
08-15-2012, 05:51
Ah, I forgot to say that I'm a vanilla townie and currently not near a kitten.
Askthepizzaguy
08-15-2012, 05:57
Language please.
Diana Abnoba
08-15-2012, 06:33
Vote: Montmorency, for, I don't know why, just because.
Double A
08-15-2012, 06:39
Hi Beefy! vote: Beefy
El Barto
08-15-2012, 06:45
Everybody look above, Pizza's modified my post to make it look like I'm voting him.
atheotes
08-15-2012, 08:32
waiting for Beskar to make his customary vote...
NinjaCow64
08-15-2012, 10:06
Ah, I forgot to say that I'm a vanilla townie and currently not near a kitten.
Why claiming so early, unvote; Vote: El Barto? Also voting you in defence of my country. I don't understand your dislike of it and it's citizens. I don't go around and insult Kittentopia, so I don't understand why you insult my nation.
Vote: Chaotix, because... Well, it's always him :P
vote: Visorslash
because I can
classical_hero
08-15-2012, 15:38
vote:King Jan III Sobieski
Vote: Chaotix, because... Well, it's always him :P
You'll never catch me this time!
I swear you won't.
I'll slip right under your nozzles.
Ironside
08-15-2012, 18:16
The random gods says Vote: Csargo.
El Barto
08-15-2012, 19:46
Why claiming so early, unvote; Vote: El Barto? Also voting you in defence of my country. I don't understand your dislike of it and it's citizens. I don't go around and insult Kittentopia, so I don't understand why you insult my nation.
Well, you literally suck. And your grammar, too. OMGYAYGS!
I use the NTW style for this forum. Not TWS2. So it's a blue background.
I use the NTW style for this forum. Not TWS2. So it's a blue background.
Well that's your fault.
Everybody knows the official skin of the Gameroom is Morbid. Or if you're ATPG, you just use the skins of your enemies instead. That works too.
NinjaCow64
08-16-2012, 01:03
Well, you literally suck. And your grammar, too. OMGYAYGS!
Yes, I know I OMGUSed, but that isn't a valid reason for disliking Australia, mate. So why do you dislike it so much?
Since this game has already been launched, I'll have to make myself your second reserve. :yes:
Beefy187
08-16-2012, 01:57
Hi Beefy! vote: Beefy
I have trained my self hard for the past few months just to do this.
Vote: Double A
Mwuhahahaha
unvote; vote: atheotes
Highly defensive after all of these years! Rule 2, Atheotes is always the mafia.
johnhughthom
08-16-2012, 03:31
Nonsense, the second rule is be nice to your mommy.
And, Thermal. :dizzy2:
Good to see you again JHT! In a metaphorical not actually seeing you sort of way.
:hide:
Skooma Addict
08-16-2012, 06:01
Use TheGuild skin. It makes everything 125% moar awesome.
All the cool people do it, and if you do, you immediately become a warlock.
I'm already a warlock.
Vote: JHT I find your baldness, unsettling.
wideyedwanderer
08-16-2012, 06:03
Vote: Ninjacow64.
atheotes
08-16-2012, 07:31
unvote; vote: atheotes
Highly defensive after all of these years! Rule 2, Atheotes is always the mafia.
OMGUS! Vote: Tiaexz ~;p
Double A
08-16-2012, 11:50
TWS2
HERESY
I have trained my self hard for the past few months just to do this.
Vote: Double A
Mwuhahahaha
GASP
I'm already a warlock.
Vote: JHT I find your baldness, unsettling.
So does his hair.
Askthepizzaguy
08-16-2012, 13:28
Round ending at 2pm today. Will be asleep at that time, also going to work at 3pm. Assume whoever is the lead candidate is lynched, and send in night orders.
NinjaCow64
08-16-2012, 13:50
Vote: Ninjacow64.
:furious3:
Don't post posts with just a vote in them, or NinjaCow64 will start singing obnoxiously in size seven font.
Tally:
3 Tiaexz (Montmorency, JHT, Atheotes)
2 edse (Choxorn, BSmith)
2 Monty (Chaotix, Diana)
2 El Barto (Visorslash, NinjaCow)
2 AA (Beefy, SouthernKing)
1 Classical_Hero (MRD)
1 Beefy (AA)
1 BSmith (edse)
1 ACIN (Nightbringer)
1 Ironside (DaveShack)
1 Skooma Addict (Memnon)
1 Chaotix (Arjos)
1 Visorslash (Jarema)
1 King Jan (Classical)
1 Csargo (Ironside)
1 Atheotes (Tiaexz)
1 JHT (Skooma)
1 Ninja (WeW)
1 wideyedwanderer (Ishamel)
1 Nightbringer (Xeno)
1 ATPG (El Barto
johnhughthom
08-16-2012, 17:16
:furious3:
Don't post posts with just a vote in them, or NinjaCow64 will start singing obnoxiously in size seven font.
Unfortunately for you, this place is actually moderated.
Unfortunately for you, this place is actually moderated.
You know, we should really start lynching him for that.
EDIT:
NinjaCow64
Go check your vote post. It's a lot more substantial then wew's.
SouthernKing
08-16-2012, 17:35
Vote: Double A
extra text to prevent NinjaCow from ranting :P
Diana Abnoba
08-16-2012, 18:28
:furious3:
Don't post posts with just a vote in them, or NinjaCow64 will start singing obnoxiously in size seven font.
NOOOOOOO...getting...Reenk Roink...flashbacks...no size seven font... hurts my eyes. :laugh4:
Wow, I am really number 1 choice in the first round?
So much for me going out like a hero.
atheotes
08-16-2012, 18:55
Wow, I am really number 1 choice in the first round?
So much for me going out like a hero.
Dint realize i would be lynching you...
unvote;vote:Ishmael
Dint realize i would be lynching you...
unvote;vote:Ishmael
Thank you atheotes, for creating a massive tie and ruining my secret plan to get Tiaexz lynched so he wouldn't know I was mafia.
I would vote for you now, if the round was not over.
johnhughthom
08-16-2012, 19:42
Dint realize i would be lynching you...
unvote;vote:Ishmael
You thought we were voting for who got the jelly and ice cream?
El Barto
08-16-2012, 19:53
Yes, I know I OMGUSed, but that isn't a valid reason for disliking Australia, mate. So why do you dislike it so much?
It's a… sporting matter.
unvote; vote: atheotes
Highly defensive after all of these years! Rule 2, Atheotes is always the mafia.
That's true, in my game he was.
Nonsense, the second rule is be nice to your mommy.
Hey, we can be nice to your mommy.
Vote: Double A
extra text to prevent NinjaCow from ranting :P
Don't even bring here the possibiliy of his Size Seven singing.
You thought we were voting for who got the jelly and ice cream?
There's always room for ice-cream.
atheotes
08-16-2012, 20:13
You thought we were voting for who got the jelly and ice cream?
you know very well i was voting in jest...he is playing after a long while isn't he?
Anyways i need someone to vote for without raising any alarms :verycool:
That's true, in my game he was.
what are you talking about? :crazy:
you know very well i was voting in jest..
I voted for you and Chaotix in jest too. You know I have always be a big fan of the classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
El Barto
08-16-2012, 20:51
what are you talking about? :crazy:
Do not deny it, Jana Lorso… or, should I say, you Sith scum?
I voted for you and Chaotix in jest too.
So, you jest?
Out of mere idle curiousity, and certainly not fear for my life, does anybody know what the rule(s) regarding ties are? I couldn't see anything in the OP.
El Barto
08-16-2012, 22:01
If there's no tiebreakers or doublevoters, I assume that it then goes to RNG.
NinjaCow64
08-16-2012, 23:12
I have to spread the fear of the size seven singing, otherwise the people on the org might continue posting votes without explanation. Yes, I know it's day one but still.
wideyedwanderer
08-17-2012, 06:23
:furious3:
Don't post posts with just a vote in them, or NinjaCow64 will start singing obnoxiously in size seven font.
Forgive me. How silly of me to post a vote without an explanation on Day 1. :drama1: Of course I should have a thoughtful, substantial accusation ready to back up my vote, just like you did:
Vote: Ishmael because BSmith isn't voting for Verarde so we're all going to die!!!
Why claiming so early, unvote; Vote: El Barto? Also voting you in defence of my country. I don't understand your dislike of it and it's citizens. I don't go around and insult Kittentopia, so I don't understand why you insult my nation.
Those are some revealing, insightful accusations. Let's just completely ignore the fact that many other people in this game have also voted without much of an explanation, because it's Day 1, and there's really nothing else to say so far. But you make note of it when I did it, because I voted for you.
Getting a bit defensive early on, eh, Ninjacow? :inquisitive:
wideyedwanderer
08-17-2012, 06:33
Edit: Double post. Sorry. The .org isn't working well for me tonight.
Beefy187
08-17-2012, 08:17
Forgive me. How silly of me to post a vote without an explanation on Day 1. :drama1: Of course I should have a thoughtful, substantial accusation ready to back up my vote, just like you did:
Those are some revealing, insightful accusations. Let's just completely ignore the fact that many other people in this game have also voted without much of an explanation, because it's Day 1, and there's really nothing else to say so far. But you make note of it when I did it, because I voted for you.
Getting a bit defensive early on, eh, Ninjacow? :inquisitive:
:curtain:
Is probably more appropriate approach on day one.
I'll Vote:Abstain courteously
King Jan III Sobieski
08-17-2012, 14:51
vote:Ishmael
unvote; vote: Csargo. Abstaining only serves scum
unvote; vote: Csargo. Abstaining only serves scum
:inquisitive:
Diana Abnoba
08-17-2012, 20:34
Attention:
Message from Pizza via phone;
His internet access not available at this time, will be up and running by Saturday afternoon (hopefully). Voting round ended as stated before in thread,1400 EST yesterday. Night phase will be extended 24 hours, after he posts lynch write up. If vote was tied at round end, day phase will be extended 24 hours to break tie, when Pizza returns. Pizza apologizes for delay, and doesn't expect further delays. Please if you are in any other game on any other site with Pizza, can you forward this message to the other players in these games. Thanks.
Woot 1,000th post-:balloon::balloon2::balloon3:
wideyedwanderer
08-17-2012, 21:08
:curtain:
Is probably more appropriate approach on day one.
Are you agreeing with me that a more-or-less random vote is a good approach on day one? Because that's what I was trying to say. That's exactly what I did, but Ninjacow, albeit somewhat humorously, criticized me for doing so, since I voted for him without an explanation. I was pointing out that he also voted for people on Day 1 without much of a substantial explanation, as did many others.
I think it has more to do with the fact that you voted for him with no explanation.
Beefy187
08-18-2012, 00:26
Are you agreeing with me that a more-or-less random vote is a good approach on day one? Because that's what I was trying to say. That's exactly what I did, but Ninjacow, albeit somewhat humorously, criticized me for doing so, since I voted for him without an explanation. I was pointing out that he also voted for people on Day 1 without much of a substantial explanation, as did many others.
I think Random vote is bad, but it's the only thing which is possible and considering how it sparks reaction it's better than doing nothing
Voting without a reason would give the poor fellow nothing to react to. So I think some kind of reason should be stated.
what I was trying to say there was regardless of what your role is the common method is to create a tradition(eg me voting for AA and Csargo voting abstain on day 1) and observe from behind the curtains. This saves you from most of day 1 bandwagons
El Barto
08-18-2012, 01:18
Attention:
Message from Pizza via phone;
His internet access not available at this time, will be up and running by Saturday afternoon (hopefully). Voting round ended as stated before in thread,1400 EST yesterday. Night phase will be extended 24 hours, after he posts lynch write up. If vote was tied at round end, day phase will be extended 24 hours to break tie, when Pizza returns. Pizza apologizes for delay, and doesn't expect further delays. Please if you are in any other game on any other site with Pizza, can you forward this message to the other players in these games. Thanks.
OK, I'll excuse him at CFC.
Woot 1,000th post-:balloon::balloon2::balloon3:
I'd have thought you'd reached this mark much earlier.
I think it has more to do with the fact that you voted for him with no explanation.
This being Day One…
Pizza sent a message with his phone? Clearly, he's a mafioso.
Major Robert Dump
08-18-2012, 03:15
Can I have his phone number please?
El Barto
08-18-2012, 03:32
Yes you can, no you may not. :P
a completely inoffensive name
08-18-2012, 03:52
Never understood the arguments for a random chosen kill on day 1. Statistically it is completely dumb to have a random vote where the vast majority is innocent.
Montmorency
08-18-2012, 03:59
Statistically it is completely dumb to have a random vote where the vast majority is innocent.
Statistically, random wins games for town. It's merely too boring a tactic to exercise for most forumites.
a completely inoffensive name
08-18-2012, 04:12
Statistically, random wins games for town. It's merely too boring a tactic to exercise for most forumites.
Correct, if you implemented it all the way through. But doing it on just day one is dumb because it's practically a free death for the mafia. I guess it's the same reason as not doing it the entire game, an abstaining day 1 is boring.
Montmorency
08-18-2012, 04:17
I guess it's the same reason as not doing it the entire game, an abstaining day 1 is boring.
My sentiments were similar in the beginning, but I learned to stop whining and lynch at every possible opportunity on spurious grounds. This way, I could get scum at the end and win glory for myself. Of course, it always fails because I have no gut-sense and just can't pick my scum. I lose quite a few games for town as a result, but it's the journey that counts, right?
:wacky:
El Barto
08-18-2012, 04:21
This is why some people set a minimum amount of votes for someone to be lynched on Day One.
NinjaCow64
08-18-2012, 05:36
ATPG has a really good argument about why lynches on day one are good, I don't know where it is though.
Something about having the most chances to kill scum. Also, check for scum behavior.
Never understood the arguments for a random chosen kill on day 1. Statistically it is completely dumb to have a random vote where the vast majority is innocent.
If there is a vanilla, or near-vanilla game, then voting behavior is close to the only source of information.
If we do not vote day 1 (without real reasons), then we do not have reasons at day 2.
No matter when, we must do our first lynch blindly in fact
Double A
08-18-2012, 14:01
Because it's funny.
thefluffyone93
08-18-2012, 18:31
I forgot I was in this game...
Ibn-Khaldun
08-18-2012, 18:52
Vote: Abstain
I forgot I was in this game...
Did you remember yet?
Unvote, Vote: Thefluffyone
How about now?
wideyedwanderer
08-19-2012, 05:25
I think Random vote is bad, but it's the only thing which is possible and considering how it sparks reaction it's better than doing nothing
Voting without a reason would give the poor fellow nothing to react to. So I think some kind of reason should be stated.
what I was trying to say there was regardless of what your role is the common method is to create a tradition(eg me voting for AA and Csargo voting abstain on day 1) and observe from behind the curtains. This saves you from most of day 1 bandwagons
I agree, which is why I voted for Ninjacow. None of my usual "traditional" first-day voting 'partners' are playing in this game, so I figured I needed to start a new one. Ninjacow seems like a good choice. :)
NinjaCow64
08-19-2012, 05:36
I agree, which is why I voted for Ninjacow. None of my usual "traditional" first-day voting 'partners' are playing in this game, so I figured I needed to start a new one. Ninjacow seems like a good choice. :)
:sweetheart: Awww, wew, that's sweet. Of course I'll do that. :) unvote; Vote: wideyedwander
Askthepizzaguy
08-19-2012, 16:52
Apologies for the extended delays.
What happened was my upstairs neighbor disconnected my cable wire, trying to get free cable tv for himself. When he tried it out, he found out I have no cable TV and left it unplugged.
Then, he broke open my downstairs neighbors' cable (who, by the way, was also stealing cable) and put a splitter on his cable so that he can get free cable as well.
So I was without internet for three days because of two very stupid lazy thieves who are both caught red-handed and will be talking to the police about it.
my upstairs neighbor disconnected my cable wire, trying to get free cable tv for himself. When he tried it out, he found out I have no cable TV and left it unplugged.
Then, he broke open my downstairs neighbors' cable (who, by the way, was also stealing cable) and put a splitter on his cable so that he can get free cable as well.
:speechless:
Askthepizzaguy
08-19-2012, 17:10
Ok, officially the round was supposed to have ended on schedule. It's not fair for votes to count beyond that point since the game host announced when the round would end.
That said, if there was a tie at that time, then the day would be extended to break the tie. I no longer allow random.org to influence the outcome of my games beyond setting up who was who. If we want to win or lose games based on coin flips, we could just remove voting altogether and save us a month worth of fun.
So as Diana mentioned, in her official capacity as my only contact with the world of the living when my internets are nonfunctional, if there was a tie, tiebreaker rules are in effect and round will end tomorrow at 2PM, with all votes between the start of the round and this new end of the round in full effect.
However, if there was no tie, the lynch leader at 2PM couple days back was legally lynched as scheduled.
Now I must tally the votes to see if there is a lynch or a tie. Pardon moi.
Askthepizzaguy
08-19-2012, 17:51
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?142079-League-The-Return-of-Askvaard-Von-Pizzaguy-IN-PLAY&p=2053475619&viewfull=1#post2053475619
This post appears to contain the last legal vote.
Tiaexz: Monty, JHT
edse: Choxorn, BSmith
Monty: Chaotix, Diana,
El Barto: Visorslash, NinjaCow
Double A: Beefy, SouthernKing
Beefy: Double A,
Ishmael: atheotes
Bsmith: Edse
Skooma: Memnon
Ironside: Daveshack
ACIN: Nightbringer
Nightbringer: Xenoneb
WEW: Ishmael
Classical: MRD
Chaotix: Arjos
Visorslash: Jarema
King Jan: Classical
Csargo: Ironside
atheotes: Tiaexz
JHT: Skooma Addict
NinjaCow: WEW
ATPG: El Barto
Round ended with a five-way tie; this tally fixes Visorslash's tally error regarding SouthernKing/Double A.
As such, unless I've miscounted, the round will continue from that point onward until 2pm tomorrow.
That means the continued votes past the previous official deadline are now legal and in effect. (Not reflected in the above tally)
This should be the only day that we have to deal with a round lasting more than 24 hours. Couldn't be helped, but now tiebreaker rules are known.
Should a tie remain unresolved at extended round end, no one will be lynched.
classical_hero
08-19-2012, 18:44
Why not just count the posts after than until now, so that is when you posted again, since you said that if it were a tie thee votes will continue.
Diana Abnoba
08-19-2012, 18:55
Tally; as of post # 205 (with the added votes after the previous deadline):
Tiaexz: Monty, JHT
edse: Choxorn, BSmith
Ishmael: atheotes, King Jan
WEW: Ishmael, NinjaCow
Double A: Beefy, SouthernKing
thefluffyone: Chaotix
Beefy: Double A
Monty: Diana
El Barto: Visorslash
Bsmith: edse
Skooma: Memnon
Ironside: Daveshack
ACIN: Nightbringer
Nightbringer: Xenoneb
Classical: MRD
Chaotix: Arjos
Csargo: Jarema
King Jan: Classical
Csargo: Ironside
atheotes: Tiaexz
JHT: Skooma Addict
NinjaCow: WEW
ATPG: El Barto
Abstain: Csargo, The King
* We still have a 5 way tie *
Diana Abnoba
08-19-2012, 18:59
Why not just count the posts after than until now, so that is when you posted again, since you said that if it were a tie thee votes will continue.
See post #207
Diana Abnoba
08-19-2012, 19:23
OK, I'll excuse him at CFC.
I'd have thought you'd reached this mark much earlier.
This being Day One…
Yeah you would think, but about 95%-99% of these posts are in mafia games. These games are the main thing I do on these sites.
Pizza sent a message with his phone? Clearly, he's a mafioso.
:laugh4: Yes that was so funny when we caught a mafioso posting by his phone, now a running joke here. And besides, Pizza is always mafia even when he town. You can never truly trust him. :yes:
Never understood the arguments for a random chosen kill on day 1. Statistically it is completely dumb to have a random vote where the vast majority is innocent.
Yes, statistically your odds of lynching a townie are higher, but there have been games that a random hit on the 1st day got a mafioso too. Either way voting, even on the 1st day, helps to establish a voting pattern to analysis later. And yeah, voting abstain is boring.
Double A
08-19-2012, 21:05
That said, if there was a tie at that time, then the day would be extended to break the tie. I no longer allow random.org to influence the outcome of my games beyond setting up who was who. If we want to win or lose games based on coin flips, we could just remove voting altogether and save us a month worth of fun.
What an unexpected decision.
a completely inoffensive name
08-19-2012, 21:06
Whatever, I will break the tie based off of a dice roll. I got 4 which means vote: WEW
in order to avoid ties, I will support this. Unvote; vote: WeW
Montmorency
08-19-2012, 23:10
Whatever, I will break the tie based off of a dice roll. I got 4 which means vote: WEW
in order to avoid ties, I will support this. Unvote; vote: WeW
Just as we agreed. Excellent.
I love it when a plan comes together.
El Barto
08-20-2012, 04:58
I'm pretty sure I voted for NinjaCow64.
Askthepizzaguy
08-20-2012, 11:50
I'm pretty sure I voted for NinjaCow64.
Cool. Show me where.
Askthepizzaguy
08-20-2012, 18:55
Five minutes.
Edit- Time expires.
Askthepizzaguy
08-20-2012, 20:04
DAY ONE
Professor Askvaard: "Okay everyone, time is up!"
Von Pizzaguy taps his wine glass with a fork to get everyone's attention.
Professor Askvaard: "Who have you determined are the guilty parties at my Masquerade Party?"
Many fingers were pointed, and the room erupted into a dull roar of crosstalk, interjections, rebuttals, and spam. The vote remained deadlocked for what seemed like days. Suddenly, Wideyedwanderer received a few additional votes, and his fate was sealed.
Professor Askvaard: "So, Wideyedwanderer, we meet again for the first time, for the last time. Now, would you like to confess to your evil and heinous crimes?"
"Lady" Weston-Hogues raises a drug-and-booze-addled eyebrow.
wideyedwanderer: "No, of course not. I'm entirely innocent, in fact. And Mr. Fluffums will not stand for this outrage! Back, you unwashed peasants, back, I say! Allow a lady her dignity!"
Professor Askvaard: "......Mister Fluffums?"
wideyedwanderer: "My precious feline companion, of course. Such a shame that a creature of such grace and dignity will be subject to the whims of this rabble after I'm gone. You take care, Mister Fluffums, won't you?"
Mr Fluffums is engaged in a battle to the death with one of the professor's houseplants. At this stage, it is unclear whether fauna or flora will emerge victorious.
Professor Askvaard: "Bring the noose!"
"NOOSE! NOOSE! NOOSE! NOOSE!!!"
They all chanted. And soon, wideyedwanderer was sipping martinis on the floor, sort of propped up against the couch, with a rope around his or her neck.
wideyedwanderer: "How rude!"
Professor Askvaard: "Everyone ready?"
Professor Askvaard stood next to wideyedwanderer, and ripped off what appeared to be a mask. Underneath, his real identity was revealed for all to see.
Winston Hughes: "I'm not really feelin' the love tonight. It's not enough for this wide-eyed wanderer that I only got this far..."
The crowd erupted with laughter. This was fun indeed.
Professor Askvaard, however, opened a large cabinet, and produced a chainsaw.
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/poulan_gas_chainsaw.jpg
BRAW. . . . BRAWWWWW. . . . . . BRAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Askvaard swung the chainsaw, cutting Winston Hughes at the neck. Within seconds, the half man, half woman was no more. The scene was bloody and grotesque.
The dinner guests screamed in horror at the violence they were witnessing. Camikaze himself couldn't even believe his eyes. He dropped his katana blade and fell to his knees.
"I'm not even in this game!" he shouted. "This makes no sense! It's just callback-related nonsense!"
Professor Askvaard Von Pizzaguy, now covered in flecks of blood and entrails, began roaring with insane glee at having slain Winston Hughes. But, he wasn't finished. He looked at his party guests and began licking his lips.
Professor Askvaard: "Who's next?" :evil:
Mister Fluffums was not amused, and began hissing at Pizzaguy. He then began the long and arduous task of licking the blood off of his fluffy body.
"Alive" - (32/33)
a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Johnhughthom
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
Nightbringer
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (1/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Begin Night One
Night will last for 24 hours.
El Barto
08-20-2012, 20:14
Nobody calls Winston chicken.
Come to me, Mr. Fluffums! Nice kitty kitty!
wideyedwanderer
08-21-2012, 05:45
I hope you guys will remember who voted to lynch me - a completely innocent townie. Remember, NinjaCow OMGUS voted for me, which tied me for the lead lynch. He voted for me only because I voted for him.
ATPG - Your idea to avoid breaking ties via random.org is nice, but it failed. The tie was still broken by random methods, albeit by players, instead of the host.
Askthepizzaguy
08-21-2012, 05:47
That's the kind of random I like. That way the blame can't be shifted onto random.org or the game host's decision-making process. The ball is always in the hands of the players themselves.
Now, advance your round on TWC so I can show them the true nature of the dark side. And the awesomeness of my remote droids.
ATPG - Your idea to avoid breaking ties via random.org is nice, but it failed. The tie was still broken by random methods, albeit by players, instead of the host.
Of course I am now talking against myself in a sense, but it was not necessarilly random - we can analyze votes that decided about your death. I do not think mafia would be so bold and put one of decissive votes on you.
in order to avoid ties, I will support this. Unvote; vote: WeW
Of course I am now talking against myself in a sense, but it was not necessarilly random - we can analyze votes that decided about your death. I do not think mafia would be so bold and put one of decissive votes on you.
Are you trying to be suspicious Jarema?
No
As I wrote, I know it may raise suspicions on me, but I had to react to WeW statement
Askthepizzaguy
08-21-2012, 10:25
Must... post... thing.
Makes me look scummy.
CANT... STOP... SELF!!!
I am glad you understand me!
You are my master!
Double A
08-21-2012, 10:45
tos: Pizza
Askthepizzaguy
08-21-2012, 10:49
You are my master! You're exaggerating, Jarema.
I'm everyone's master.
please, do not me feel jelous
Beefy187
08-21-2012, 11:44
I know Pizza is the host and all, but he is so scummy.
FoS: ATPG
Watch him closely fellas.
Diana Abnoba
08-21-2012, 13:45
Pizza is ALWAYS scummy!!! Nothing new with that, it has to be in the "rules" somewhere, just can't remember what number it is.:yes::laugh4:
NinjaCow64
08-21-2012, 13:51
I don't like scum on my pizza. It makes it taste icky.
a completely inoffensive name
08-21-2012, 19:33
I hope you guys will remember who voted to lynch me - a completely innocent townie. Remember, NinjaCow OMGUS voted for me, which tied me for the lead lynch. He voted for me only because I voted for him. ATPG - Your idea to avoid breaking ties via random.org is nice, but it failed. The tie was still broken by random methods, albeit by players, instead of the host.I put the team on my back do. Some people don't think it like it is but it do.
Montmorency
08-21-2012, 19:53
I put the team on my back do. Some people don't think it like it is but it do.
This guy's scum.
El Barto
08-21-2012, 21:36
I haven't forgotten. I already voted Pizzaman on Day One.
NinjaCow64
08-21-2012, 23:24
I put the team on my back do. Some people don't think it like it is but it do.
lolwut?
a completely inoffensive name
08-22-2012, 02:40
lolwut?
Warning, very crude but hilarious language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDd5DPAGoCk
a completely inoffensive name
08-22-2012, 02:41
For those that are looking for more PG entertainment tonight, please accept this alternative.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
Askthepizzaguy
08-22-2012, 07:21
Ok a little behind schedule here, I guess folks are less accustomed to 24 hour rounds, especially after day one which took freaking forever.
Let's see if I can't advance the round.
Askthepizzaguy
08-22-2012, 08:22
NIGHT ONE
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy switched off the lights, and the party guests screamed in horror.
"You can't fool me, Joecoolyo. I know who you are. You're hiding underneath that cheap, disgusting looking, ugly bald mask!" shouted Askvaard Von Pizzaguy.
"Hey! I resemble that remark. I'll have you know, it's not even a mask." came the reply in the darkness.
"We will see about that!" replied the Professor, who smashed his victim over the head with a rather expensive ornamental vase. Full of pennies. It cracked open, and pennies began pouring out. A ridiculous amount of pennies.
For the next 90 seconds, all anyone could hear was the terrible sound of more and more pennies sliding out of the enormous vase, rolling across the tiled floor, spinning around, clattering around, wobbling, rolling, bouncing. It was a cacophony of copper, but really, nowadays its mostly zinc.
"That's a whole lotta zinc!" said someone in the crowd, with a 'wiseguy' voice.
"You might not be aware, but even though zinc is less valuable than copper, it has a wide variety of uses. And I'm not just talking about pennies." said the Professor, pressing a button on his remote control.
In the darkness, a projector began playing an informative movie on zinc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9il_AO8D7Wo
"Here's something else you might not know about Zinc. The machine that raises the projector screen behind you which showed that movie was made of zinc. And, finally, the metal in this lovely device is an alloy which contains 40% zinc. Just like Bender."
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/poulan_gas_chainsaw.jpg
BRAW. . . . BRAWWWWW. . . . . . BRAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy approached the man he just crushed with the penny vase, and began waving the chainsaw around. "I know it's not you, Johnhughthom! Now take off that ugly mask, or I'll remove it the hard way!"
Johnhughthom: "It's NOT A MASK!!! It's NOT A MASK!!!"
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "We'll see about that, Joe-FOOL-yo!"
The terrible sound of a chainsaw ripping through someone's neck was heard. The loud scream was cut hideously short. The sound of a head thumping against the floor was followed by the sound of a body slumping down next to it.
The chainsaw stopped. "Lights, please."
When the lights came up, Askvaard Von Pizzaguy removed the mask on "Johnhughthom" to reveal.....
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Johnhughthom without a face!?!"
It appeared that the mask johnhughthom was wearing, was made out of johnhughthom's skin. Underneath, was just flesh and bone. And eyeballs. AND BALDNESS!!!
johnhughthom opened his eyes (which was a nifty feat considering he no longer had eyelids) and looked at the Professor.
johnhughthom: "My name isn't capitalized, you twit!"
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "But I'm speaking aloud, not typing this. How can you tell the difference?"
johnhughthom: "You never got it right before, so you're probably not getting it right now. Also, ouch-kebibble on the whole decapitation thing. Stings a bit."
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "I imagine so."
johnhughthom: "Indubitably."
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Without question."
johnhughthom: "Rather."
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Quite right old chap."
johnhughthom: "Spit spot."
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Meat and two veg."
johnhughthom: "Big Ben."
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Dave Clark Five."
johnhughthom: "Spam and eggs."
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Baby's arm holding an apple."
johnhughthom: "Pip pip cheerio."
*BLECK*
johnhughthom finally rolled over, dead. And by rolled over, I mean his disembodied head, onto his face. Or, should I say, on his not-face. Because I removed his whole face and I'm now wearing it like a mask.
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "NOW, FINALLY, AT LONG LAST...... I CAN BE JOHNHUGHTHOM!!! HA HA HA!! HA HA HA!! HA HA HA, HA HA, HA HAAAA!!!"
johnhughthom: "No capitals."
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "NOW, FINALLY, AT LONG LAST...... I CAN BE johnhughthom !!!"
"Alive" - (31/33)
a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Chaotix
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
Nightbringer
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (2/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
BEGIN DAY TWO
Day will last for 24 hours.
NinjaCow64
08-22-2012, 08:41
I was going to vote for a completely inoffensive name for that confusing post, but he explained it, so for a lack of other suspects, I will vote for Major Robert Dump because I can only think of one thing when I see that name and it ain't pretty.
NinjaCow64
08-22-2012, 08:42
Derp, I should post Vote: Major Robert Dump
Askthepizzaguy
08-22-2012, 08:42
I was going to vote for a completely inoffensive name for that confusing post, but he explained it, so for a lack of other suspects, I will vote for Major Robert Dump because I can only think of one thing when I see that name and it ain't pretty.
Aren't you forgetting something?
EDIT: OMG, NINJACOW JUST..... ninja'ed me.
No kids, that's not irony. That's amusing coincidence.
Vote: Skooma Addict as he voted for johnhughtom yesterday.
Vote: Skooma Addict as he voted for johnhughtom yesterday.
vote: edse for using such shoddy reasoning (nobody point out that my own reasoning is almost as bad :beam:).
Vote: Jarrema
Scummy as hell post at the end of Day 1.
Beefy187
08-22-2012, 11:25
Vote: ATPG
Why are we voting each other when ATPG is the only one killing?
Lets worry about others after killing by others happens.
Lets see if something will happen :curtain:
There is few more thing I want to discuss about, but that will do for now.
I agree with Visor, also those unvotes on wew were just nonsensical...
Vote: Jarema
NinjaCow64
08-22-2012, 13:39
EDIT: OMG, NINJACOW JUST..... ninja'ed me.
No kids, that's not irony. That's amusing coincidence.
And that's why I love wrestling.
DaveShack
08-22-2012, 16:21
Vote: ATPG
Why are we voting each other when ATPG is the only one killing?
Lets worry about others after killing by others happens.
Lets see if something will happen :curtain:
I don't think ATPG would be a host mafia in a Pepperoni game. I do however think that the beefy one could be mafia, in a game where people are categorized by what they had at dinner.
Vote: Beefy187, FoS: NinjaCow
Yes, that's thin reasoning. But it's only day 2, and one vote doesn't make a pattern so we have nothing real yet. And I feel compelled to have some reason. ~:cool:
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