View Full Version : [League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]
Askthepizzaguy
09-06-2012, 02:11
As per league rules, no minimum activity was established prior to the game therefore there will be no WOGs for inactivity.
Got a problem with a lurker? Lynch them.
Montmorency
09-06-2012, 02:46
I'd rather see someone like Tiaexz lynched today. I lay down the remainder of my Mason credibility for it.
Diana Abnoba
09-06-2012, 05:30
I have to agree again with Monty (I know, what's happening, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone or something :laugh4:) or any of the other lurkers, would be a better lynch today.
Askthepizzaguy
09-06-2012, 11:47
I think that's pretty much all s/he wrote for Zack.
Placeholder for writeup; night actions please.
If you need a spoiler before you send a night action let me know.
I think that's pretty much all s/he wrote for Zack.
There's one more thing I will write.
A poet once said (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtaHdJFw77E&t=0m12s) something pretentious, stuffy, shockingly highbrow, and completely irrelevant to the current situation, but I will nonetheless repeat it here as my dying words:
Oh, marmalade! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl93n2SbnBI)
You're not cursing Zoidberg with your dying breath?
You're not cursing Zoidberg with your dying breath?
I was going to say no, but then I thought "Why not Zoidberg?"
El Barto
09-07-2012, 20:43
Pizza, updatey please?
Askthepizzaguy
09-07-2012, 20:44
You're right of course. Just dismayed that I can't get my AAR images to work consistently. :sad:
Askthepizzaguy
09-07-2012, 22:19
DAY SIX
Zaccino: "You can't kill me, Askvaard Von Pizzaguy!"
Askvaard Von Pizzaguy: "Why is that?"
Zaccino produced a boombox out of nowhere, and hit the play button.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kua-73BwXY
I'm a rock star, I'm a dealer
I'm a servant, I'm a leader
I'm a savior, I'm a sinner, I'm a killer
I'll be anything you want me to be
Silent as a witness
Make your heart race with a death kiss
I'm a soldier in a blood war
In the peace corp I'll be everything you'll ever be
Loser number zero
Play the victim, end up a hero
I'm a teacher, preacher
Liar, I am everything, anything
I'm a mover and a shaker
The oppressor, stimulator
I'm a coward I'm a fighter
I'm everything
It's revelation, celebration, graduation
Times collide watch the world awaken
All the past regrets from days gone by
Let it go, let it die
It's a new day for the faceless
Take the torches from the useless
First amendment, second guesses
All dependent, I'll do anything to help you
Fallen crosses, new alliance
Deep thinkers, modern science
Open guest list, all inclusive
No-one loses, everything you've always wanted
Honest answers for the bruises
Full disclosure, no excuses
Open handshake, clean slate
No hate, living history
Misery, information, revolution
Loading up for execution
Push the button, pull the trigger, I am everything
You are me, I am you
"Alive" - (21/33)
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (12/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
BEGIN NIGHT SIX?
END NIGHT SIX.........
Montmorency
09-07-2012, 22:21
Jesus, do you scum alternate kills or something? I was so sure...
SO SURE
:disappointed:
Askthepizzaguy
09-07-2012, 22:30
NIGHT SIX
Zaccino Von Pizzaguy: "So, who shall we destroy tonight?"
Askvaard Von Zucchiniguy: "I'm undecided. Why not wait and see what happens?"
Mysterious third voice: "Idon't think that's a good idea. Are we alone in here?"
Wait a minute, who is that? He looks very familiar. But it can't be.....
A shadowy figure appeared behind Seon, and stabbed him clean through the stomach, then vanished into thin air.
Id: "I guess it's up to me... to stop Joecoolyo."
"Alive" - (20/33)
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (13/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
BEGIN DAY SEVEN
48 hours remain.
Vote: Memnon
To prove a point
I am always lynched on this site, and it is always for the dumbest reasons.
Montmorency
09-07-2012, 22:49
Shush shush shush.
Sleep now, little dead townie
El Barto
09-07-2012, 22:57
You're right of course. Just dismayed that I can't get my AAR images to work consistently. :sad:
Pizza, you always say that information is power and the lynch is the town's greatest weapon (in vanilla games at least).
If we don't have results then the mafia gain an unfair advantage, for the less information we have, and the less time we have to discuss it, the better they can hide.
For the AAR images I suggest Picasa, yet again.
Jesus, do you scum alternate kills or something? I was so sure...
SO SURE
:disappointed:
You should've realised that Zack calling me a nincompoop instead of his usual Texan curses was a mark of scumminess and desperation.
Diana Abnoba
09-07-2012, 23:14
I don't know Zack, you are a good player, and for the most part I have a hard time reading you. I always go back and forth, "no he is town, no he could be mafia", back and forth, back and forth. :bow:
But I was so right about the ego, id, and superego. 3 mafia total, so one more mafia to go. But we still have the SK/vig, and we could have one more that was in the mason team (since it seems that the old mafia from the last game players are the masons of this game). And there were 3 mafia last game, beef, chicken, and soup.
Montmorency
09-07-2012, 23:17
As it turns out, Tiaexz is the third mason.
[Pizza, you must understand...]
Diana Abnoba
09-07-2012, 23:32
So Nightbringer and Visorslash-replaced with Zack, are 2 of our 3 mafia. So who is the last one? Come out, come out, wherever you are. I'm not sure. But I do think town needs to ramp up some pressure on all the lazy lurkers around here. We have some time, don't let the last mafia lurk in the darkness to victory.
Could start with;
Tiaexz(Beskar)- unusually quiet in this game
FluffyOne- hasn't posted for days, I think since 1st day
King Jan III Sobieski- haven't heard from him for days either IIRC
and so on down the line. :whip:
edit:Okay not Tiaexz (beskar) according to Monty- but he could help us out a lot more
*Damn players who type faster then me (well that is probably all of you).
I am always lynched on this site, and it is always for the dumbest reasons.
To be fair, I was suspicious of you beforehand (I think I mentioned it a few pages back), and was going to make another elaborate case as with Daveshack if nobody else had been voting for you at the time.
No vote for now, I've got to re-read the thrad.
Major Robert Dump
09-08-2012, 00:19
Vote: King Jan Really Long NameNo point for a lurker to stop lurking until threat of death arises
Montmorency
09-08-2012, 00:20
Jan is always AWOL. Don't waste your time.
Vote: Beefy
Guys, Zack joined in and voted him to gain trust and at the same time clear him (started hell bent and then switched all of a sudden to "nah, he's cool"...
El Barto
09-08-2012, 03:18
Why not? vote: Beefy187
But I was so right about the ego, id, and superego. 3 mafia total, so one more mafia to go. But we still have the SK/vig, and we could have one more that was in the mason team (since it seems that the old mafia from the last game players are the masons of this game). And there were 3 mafia last game, beef, chicken, and soup.
Well, Roman and Jarrema were mafia in the last game, but Joecoolyo was a Serial Killer. I'd expect all three are in the game, though- if all 36 players from the Dinner Party are the roles in this game, and Roman and Jarrema both had cover roles, there must be one more player pretending to be another player from the last game, and Joe makes the most sense.
And Vote: Beefy
NinjaCow64
09-08-2012, 03:29
I have a feeling that there is one Mafioso and one Serial Killer (Joecoolyo) left. So that's who we have to find. I will post post analysis later, but for now I will Vote: The King because he is a VOTE:BLAHer.
NinjaCow64
09-08-2012, 03:30
Does this forum have a show all posts button? Because I want to look at Beefy.
Vote: Beefy
Guys, Zack joined in and voted him to gain trust and at the same time clear him (started hell bent and then switched all of a sudden to "nah, he's cool"...
You got me. It was all part of my secret plot to accumulate points by exploiting loopholes in the league scoring system, as well as drawing a <smelly brown substance>load of suspicion to my partner, and then not following through with the bussing. You caught me and Beefy with our pants down and our hands covered in red paint.
My real partner is 6'3", male, pale, snail, jail, pail, whale, frail, mail, fail, quail, rail, hail, and also you'll never find him because he is a master of disguise. And if you somehow manage to find him, I still have six other mafioso buddies still alive who will declare jihad against you, your family, and your favorite fast food restaurant.
Does this forum have a show all posts button? Because I want to look at Beefy.
Yes. You click on Beefy's (or any member's) name and then you click View Forum Posts, and it will show you all posts that Beefy has made in this thread.
NinjaCow64
09-08-2012, 04:27
Yes. You click on Beefy's (or any member's) name and then you click View Forum Posts, and it will show you all posts that Beefy has made in this thread.
Thank you!
NinjaCow64
09-08-2012, 04:50
Meh, Beefy doesn't seem that bad to me. My vote is staying on Elvis.
Vote: edse, that point being?
vote: Arjos. This so-called case on Beefy you keep pushing strikes me as being rather flimsy, yet still gives you a semi-justified vote each day to hide behind. I recall doing something similar to Lazy McCrow once, when you were my scum partner :beam:.
Ishmael knows what's going on. Follow him, everyone!
Diana Abnoba
09-08-2012, 22:08
Big FOS on Xenoneb for following a known mafia's advice.
Big FOS on Xenoneb for following a known mafia's advice.
I agree, Xenoneb looks very suspicious right now.
Diana Abnoba
09-08-2012, 23:29
:tongue3: Zack :laugh4:
NinjaCow64
09-09-2012, 00:19
Vote:Arjos
*twitches* Don't do that...
Why are you voting for Arjos?
*twitches* Don't do that...
Why are you voting for Arjos?
My superior logic and yodeling convinced him.
YODELYODELYODELYODELvotearjosYODELYODELYODELYODELYODELYODEL
NinjaCow64
09-09-2012, 02:56
YODEL ODEL ODEL OBEY ME OBEY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
caps
Beefy187
09-09-2012, 04:00
Zaccino was a scum. Zaccino was pushing a case against me.
Scums are likely to be those who followed that case.
Vote: Arjos
I always knew yodeling was hypnotic.
Zaccino: 1
Puny mortals: 0
El Barto
09-09-2012, 23:56
Hey, you're dead, stop haunting us, you dead dead person!
Hey, you're dead, stop haunting us, you dead dead person!
Death is a blast. You wouldn't believe who I'm playing cards with.
P.S. Jesus is a freaking card shark, I'm telling you. He's unbeatable.
El Barto
09-10-2012, 03:42
Maybe he's beating you because you're distracted by posting here.
atheotes
09-10-2012, 06:46
Vote:Edse - same as yesterday
Ironside
09-10-2012, 09:29
Almost forgot. Vote: The King for now.
Who of the non-posters are least likely to simply go inactive and could go for hiding?
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 16:39
Arjos: Beefy
atheotes: Edse
Beefy187: Arjos
Choxorn: beefy
Csargo
Double A
edse: Memnon
El Barto: Beefy
Ironside: The King
Ishmael: Arjos
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump: King Jan III Sobieski
Memnon: Edse
NinjaCow64: The King
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Xenoneb: Arjos
Beefy: 3
Arjos: 3
Edse: 2
The King: 2
Okay current tally. Though I note atheotes and Ironside are both late in voting. 48 hours not enough for yall?
The people who have no name next to their name are the ones who did not vote.
Remember, there is no WOG policy in this game. Not for inactivity.
As much as I would like to take out my golden lugers and shoot all the nonvoters in the face, it's beyond my power. Only you have the power to prevent forest fires.
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 16:43
SUDDEN DEATH
Beefy: 3
Arjos: 3
Edse: 2
The King: 2
Others: 1 or zero
First person to reach four votes dies. All living players are eligible for death, even those not in the lead.
If a player who has not voted reaches three votes first, they die instead. :skull:
Happy voting.
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 17:00
round has ended.
So Pizza, how is this better than a coin toss or a good 'ol duel? Gaming wise I mean...
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 17:43
DAY SEVEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esd3EcxQho4
Beefy187: "Well mateys. Who shall we make walk the plank today?"
Xenoneb: "Yarr. I'm not sure."
Ishmael: "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me."
Edse: "What."
Beefy187: "Yarrr. Are you possessed by sea spirits, me hearty?"
Ishmael: "Moby Dick."
Xenoneb: "There's nobody here by that name, lad."
Ishmael: "HERMAN MELVILLE!"
Edse unsheathes his cutlass and holds it to Ishmael's neck threateningly.
Edse: "Never heard of 'im. You're talkin' crazy talk. You might be some kind of a spy or saboteur, or you might have simply gone insane. But thar be one cure for all of the above. Walkin' the plank!"
Xenoneb: "YARRR!!!"
Ishmael: "It's a book!"
Beefy187: "What's a book?"
Xenoneb: "It's one of them things you hang things from. With the sharp tip. Cap'n Askvaard has one on his arm in place of a hand."
Edse: "No, that's hook, you idiot. He's not sayin' hook, he's sayin' book."
Beefy187: "yarrr."
Xenoneb: "I don't understand the difference."
Edse: "Look here, matey..."
Xenoneb: "WHERE!??!"
Edse: "No, not literally here, it's a figure of speech."
Xenoneb: "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!"
Ishmael: "What does that even mean?"
Edse: "Yarrr?"
Ishmael: "I get that you're all pirates, but how does shiver me timbers even apply to the conversation."
Beefy187: "Avast!"
Ishmael: "See, right there. Avast what? What are you calling attention to when you say avast?"
Beefy187: "YARR."
Ishmael: "No, don't give me that yarr stuff either. Say actual words that mean something."
Edse: "Belay that fancy talk. Now as I was sayin', a hook is not a book. They just sound similar."
Xenoneb: "Yarr."
Beefy187: "I think I saw a book once. It's one of them things what ain't got no long john silver."
Xenoneb: "ARRR!!!"
Ishmael: "Now what are you babbling about?"
Beefy187: "Them things what ain't got no peg leg."
Xenoneb: "ARRR!!!"
Ishmael: "What?"
Beefy187: "Them things that are all ship and no mast."
Xenoneb: "ARRR!!!"
Ishmael: "Listen, are you retarded? Just say what you want to say without all the euphemisms."
Beefy187: "Yoofa.... wha?"
Xenoneb: "ARRR!!!"
Ishmael: "Describe the thing you're talking about with, you know, words."
Beefy187: "They start off with them upright... support whatchacallits. And then above that, there's a sail wrapped around it so you can't see behind it. Then above that you got the buoys, with the long branches comin' off the side.... with hands. And above that you have a face, but its got no beard. And on the whole vessel, there's no oar."
Xenoneb: "ARRR!!!"
Ishmael: "WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!"
Xenoneb: "arr."
Ishmael: "Now, back to you. This is a stretch, but did you just give me the single dumbest description of a female I've ever heard?"
Beefy187: "Femur? What's a femur?"
Edse: "That's one of the three bones of the inner ear."
Ishmael: "You can't be serious. Beefy, you don't know what a female is? A woman?"
Beefy just stared blankly.
Ishmael: "A person with no fishing rod attached to their front."
Beefy187: "I seen one before. I figure he must've lost it fighting with the Kraken."
Xenoneb: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"
Edse: "ARRRR!!!"
Ishmael: "I'm surrounded by idiots."
Arjos: "Hey guys, what's going on?"
Xenoneb: "Arrrrr!"
Edse: "Arrrrr!"
Beefy187: "Arrrrrr!"
Ishmael: ".......jos."
Edse: "Let's make ARRRRRjos walk the plank. He might be one of them books the guy was talking about."
Ishmael: "What guy?"
Edse: "The guy that's like you, except a few minutes ago."
Xenoneb: "ARRRRR!!"
Beefy187: "Avast!"
Edse: "YO-HO-HO!"
Ishmael: "Ok, I am definitely certain that what you just said was complete nonsense."
Arjos: "ARRRRRRR!!!"
Ishmael: "OH JUST KILL ARJOS ALREADY!!!"
*A thunderous shot rings through the air. Arjos looks down and sees a rather large hole in his stomach. He stumbles backward and falls off of the plank, into the open sea.*
Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "It's pronounced 'YARRR'."
"Alive" - (19/33)
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (14/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Now hear this, Mateys. Startin' next round, any votes placed on a player who doesn't vote, counts twice.
You don't tend to yer ship, ye be walkin' the plank.
BEGIN NIGHT SEVEN
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 17:45
So Pizza, how is this better than a coin toss or a good 'ol duel? Gaming wise I mean...
Not random and much faster. Gotta keep things movin'.
I told you Arjos was a good lynch.
:laugh4:
Love the write-up ATPG.
El Barto
09-10-2012, 22:06
Just two things:
-where one earth (or sea) did you get a kraken?
-can you show me one of these "females"?
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 23:39
-can you show me one of these "females"?
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Woman.png
Fig. A
The human female, also known as a woman
Note: anatomically correct, you just can't see it because this is a family show.
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 23:48
Okay, okay. You kids ready for the thrill of your lives?
I'm going to show you the rest. WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGERY. X-rated content
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Xrated.png
Don't tell your parents I did this for you.
Congratulations, you are all men now. Except for the actual women, of course.
Pizza - tell your mother I love those red shoes.
Askthepizzaguy
09-10-2012, 23:58
Pizza - tell your mother I love those red shoes.
Fine.
I was trying to keep this a secret, but.... that's actually a picture of Zack in drag, wearing a pair of my mother's red shoes.
You are not men, you are all still boys. And I'm sorry I've warped your fragile little minds exposing you to graphic images of Zack like that.
El Barto
09-11-2012, 00:10
It's OK, we've seen him in the flesh thanks to the user pics thread.
Askthepizzaguy
09-11-2012, 00:11
It's OK, we've seen him in the flesh thanks to the user pics thread.
Well I was trying not to make you go blind. Some things are best left to the imagination.
Fine.
I was trying to keep this a secret, but.... that's actually a picture of Zack in drag, wearing a pair of my mother's red shoes.
You are not men, you are all still boys. And I'm sorry I've warped your fragile little minds exposing you to graphic images of Zack like that.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Askthepizzaguy
09-11-2012, 00:18
First guess: You saw grandma step out of the shower.
First guess: You saw grandma step out of the shower.
The story is long and convoluted, so I'll just give you the highlights: it involved a butter knife, alcohol, a banana peel, and literally pounds of baked beans.
Askthepizzaguy
09-11-2012, 00:26
I'll take "What Major Robert Dump has for breakfast" for 200, Alex.
Okay, okay. You kids ready for the thrill of your lives?
I'm going to show you the rest. WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGERY. X-rated content
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Xrated.png
Don't tell your parents I did this for you.
Congratulations, you are all men now. Except for the actual women, of course.
Whoa whoa WHOA.
Askthepizzaguy, here in the Gameroom we have a policy against graphic imagery. I'm going to have to ask you to take down that image or else you are facing a 9001-point infraction and a lifetime ban from the Gameroom.
Askthepizzaguy
09-11-2012, 00:29
I'm a bad widdle boy?
Yes. You need to be punished.
Whoa whoa WHOA.
Askthepizzaguy, here in the Gameroom we have a policy against graphic imagery. I'm going to have to ask you to take down that image or else you are facing a 9001-point infraction and a lifetime ban from the Gameroom.
Chaotix, you need to show a firm hand in the punishment of Askthepizzaguy.
Upload a video to YouTube depicting raw footage of you spanking Askthepizzaguy's bare buttocks until he howls like a hyena with pain.
El Barto
09-11-2012, 00:40
The story is long and convoluted, so I'll just give you the highlights: it involved a butter knife, alcohol, a banana peel, and literally pounds of baked beans.
You're forgetting the noodles, and the nerf-gun.
Whoa whoa WHOA.
Askthepizzaguy, here in the Gameroom we have a policy against graphic imagery. I'm going to have to ask you to take down that image or else you are facing a 9001-point infraction and a lifetime ban from the Gameroom.
Chaotix, you need to show a firm hand in the punishment of Askthepizzaguy.
Upload a video to YouTube depicting raw footage of you spanking Askthepizzaguy's bare buttocks until he howls like a hyena with pain.
I'll need some supplies to last me while I wait.
Askthepizzaguy
09-11-2012, 00:49
I'm more than a little disturbed that Zack wants to see my bare bottom.
I'm more than a little disturbed that Zack wants to see my bare bottom.
You're the one posted pics of me in drag.
El Barto
09-11-2012, 02:14
I'm the one who'd enjoy both :D
:creep::clown:
Diana Abnoba
09-11-2012, 04:10
Chaotix, you need to show a firm hand in the punishment of Askthepizzaguy.
Upload a video to YouTube depicting raw footage of you spanking Askthepizzaguy's bare buttocks until he howls like a hyena with pain.
Hey that's my job! Mistress Diana reporting for duty. :whip:
* You know you love it Pizza, now be a good boy and lick my boots*
TMI? sorry. :laugh4:
I'd ask someone to pass the popcorn, if I wasn't so afraid it was somehow involved with Zack's scars/drag costume.
Askthepizzaguy
09-11-2012, 04:20
You're the one posted pics of me in drag.
I did that and more.
Never forget the night that you undressed for me, and allowed me to draw that picture, wearing the Heart of The Ocean around your neck, like you were one of my french girls.
The fact that you had a ding-a-ling in no way made it any less special.
atheotes
09-11-2012, 06:55
So Pizza, how is this better than a coin toss or a good 'ol duel? Gaming wise I mean...
it did help the rest of you understand Edse is scum!
Maybe Zack has a "third leg"? :freak:
El Barto
09-12-2012, 02:11
Hey that's my job! Mistress Diana reporting for duty. :whip:
* You know you love it Pizza, now be a good boy and lick my boots*
TMI? sorry. :laugh4:
Oh naughty girl, do you have any friends?
I did that and more.
Never forget the night that you undressed for me, and allowed me to draw that picture, wearing the Heart of The Ocean around your neck, like you were one of my french girls.
The fact that you had a ding-a-ling in no way made it any less special.
Pizza, erm, I don't know how to break this to you, but, well, here goes: you were the one who did that. Zack and me were locked with you in the room and you'd swallowed the key, the cops didn't have the heart to mock us after they saw you. One of them reportedly asked for brain bleach to delete the image from his eyes.
Askthepizzaguy
09-12-2012, 09:17
I am summarily modkilling King Jan III Sobieski for reasons unrelated to his general inactivity in the game.
This is not game related. Host's prerogative.
He was given the role of a vanilla townie and did nothing with it. You'll miss him not, trust me.
Major Robert Dump
09-12-2012, 15:18
dang
El Barto
09-12-2012, 17:52
Oh, the WoG-fever's raging! I had a spate of that yesterday night.
Askthepizzaguy
09-13-2012, 01:36
NIGHT SEVEN
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "Now see here, mateys... thar be a saboteur aboard our ship. Worse than a mutineer. I have something special in mind for him. Grab the blighter!"
King Jan III Sobieski is promptly surrounded and beaten senseless. A rope is tied tightly around his body. He is then tossed into one of the rowboats and lowered to the sea.
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "Shame to waste perfectly good whiskey. But one last drink before we set him adrift."
Gallons of whiskey, and even some lantern oil, were poured over the side of the ship, drenching King Jan III Sobieski.
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "Now onto business, me hearties. This Ishmael lad is clearly well-read. But I wonder if he's as skilled with the sword as he is with that silver tongue of his. En garde!"
Ishmael: "What?"
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "Here, you can borrow one of my blades. I'll be havin' that back once I'm done with ye. Now fight!"
Ishmael grabbed the weapon, and used it to shield himself from the blade of Captain Askvaard. The metal clashed, and the two men fought one of the most epic duels of all time. It looked rather a lot like this, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6dgtBU6Gs
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "I forgot to mention that I actually have a proper leg and two non-hooked hands. I was dressed as a Pirate for Halloween, which is convenient since I am in fact a pirate."
Ishmael: "Please.... kill me quickly."
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "First I must know if you are the man whom I seek, Joecoolyo. But having studied your blade technique, I have determined that you are not him. Merely some landlubber, a seasick scallywag. As such, I must inform you that you belong on a pirate ship as much as a "war" man belongs on the .Org itself. Please understand though that I hold you in the highest respect."
Cap'n Askvaard conked Ishmael, AKA landlubber, on the head, knocking him out, and off of the ship, into the shark-infested waters below.
Suddenly, a burst of smoke appeared in the middle of the deck, with a crowd of pirates looking on in bewilderment. There stood a man obviously possessing a great knowledge of sorcery and the black arts.
A jaunty pirate-themed song began to play. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkgfDbDkeJg)
Mysterious Man: "Captain Askvaard, I presume. Quite the rich little fantasy world you've constructed. You look absolutely ridiculous dressed as a pirate, by the way. I note that in all your fantasies, you consistently place yourself in the highest rank, of the most feared station. And you give yourself all manner of weapons, from swords to guns, and construct elaborate deaths for those closest to you. Mightn't you be compensating for something? A little insecure about something, perhaps?"
Without turning around, Captain Askvaard spoke to the entity.
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "Joecoolyo, I presume."
Mysterious Man: "Oh, you'd like it to be that simple, wouldn't you, Askvaard? Why is it you focus so much on Joecoolyo.... you do realize that you're not in any way responsible for his actions, which massacred your party guests a year ago. If I were to hazard a guess, you're actually feeling guilty about something you've done, and this is a classic case of transference. In your zeal to destroy the one known as Joecoolyo, perhaps there is a small part of yourself that seeks.... redemption?"
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "Who are you?"
Mysterious Man: "I'm nothing more than a figment of your imagination. Much like these party guests of yours."
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "There's more to it than that. I can feel my grip on reality slipping away, and my power to retain control of my own sanity slipping away. You're not one of them."
Mysterious Man: "Tsk, tsk, Askvaard. I know you'd like for me to explain it to you, but it's beyond my power. No, this is a mystery you have to solve for yourself. Remember, you're the only one who is actually here right now."
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "WHO ARE YOU???"
Mysterious Man: "I'm a part of you. And I'm the part that's going to make you pay for your crimes. Crimes like this, for example!"
Suddenly, the Mysterious man produced a gun, and shot NinjaCow64 in the stomach. The other pirates fled the deck.
NinjaCow64: "This is the worst Masquerade Party I've ever been to!"
Askvaard Von Pirateguy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
The mysterious figure vanished, leaving Captain Askvaard alone.
Growling in frustration and anger, Captain Askvaard took a small flare gun out of his pocket, and fired it toward the small wooden ship that was slowly drifting away. The whiskey-soaked body of King Jan III Sobieski caught ablaze, and the screams of horror and pain echoed throughout the night, as the flaming vessel slowly drifted toward the dark, dark horizon.
"Alive" - (15/33)
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (17/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
BEGIN DAY EIGHT
48 hours remain.
Askthepizzaguy
09-13-2012, 01:53
Reminder: Votes on non-voters count double in the tally from now on.
Major Robert Dump
09-13-2012, 01:59
Vote: southern King.
Entirely too may people with King in their name this game. Maybe they are all the same person, which is why Jan was killed. I love conspiracies
I agree. To many authority figures in general. Or major. Vote:Major Robert Dump
Major Robert Dump
09-13-2012, 03:24
I agree. To many authority figures in general. Or major. Vote:Major Robert Dump
Your butthole is an authority figure
Unvote: southern King (even though I hate confederates)
Vote: Xenoneb
El Barto
09-13-2012, 03:55
In your zeal to destroy the one known as Joecoolyo, perhaps there is a small part of yourself that seeks.... redemption?"Interesting hintalicious tip from you, Askthepizzaguy. Now, how to find the id, as I believe it is called?
El Barto
09-13-2012, 03:59
vote: Beefy187; why did Zack start defending ye so scummily all of a sudden? be ye chicken?
I'd be damned if I could na point me fish fingers of suspicions to yon laddie Csargo. FFoS: Csargo, speak up, laddie!
Your butthole is an authority figure
Unvote: southern King (even though I hate confederates)
Vote: Xenoneb
Vote: Major Robert Dump, for telling a joke this bad.
We don't get to find out who Jan III was? Sadface.
Diana Abnoba
09-13-2012, 08:10
@ Choxorn
Jan III was vanilla townie, Pizza said so before this write up. Go back and re-read.
@ rest of town
I feel that the Id, mafia player is in the lurkers list. With so many in that list, it is such a good place to hide in this game. Start lynching some lurkers.
NinjaCow64
09-13-2012, 10:56
Ow. My stomach.
Anyway, I find that Major Robert Dump's actions are incredibly scummy. Kill him dead please.
Major Robert Dump
09-13-2012, 14:39
Ow. My stomach.
Anyway, I find that Major Robert Dump's actions are incredibly scummy. Kill him dead please.
Your butthole i scummy, why don't you kill it dead.
I am Vanilla townie. I prefer white meat.
Beefy187
09-13-2012, 15:23
vote: Beefy187; why did Zack start defending ye so scummily all of a sudden? be ye chicken?
I'd be damned if I could na point me fish fingers of suspicions to yon laddie Csargo. FFoS: Csargo, speak up, laddie!
Beef. Not chicken
I didn't ask for help, I was quite happy to get hanged back than.
I would get hanged if it helps the town, but I doubt it would now with only 15 remaining.
I'd rather hang the lurkers now than worry about them later.
Scums or towns, I trust those who are active to stay fairly active even if they sustain some pressure later on.
Vote: Southern King
El Barto
09-13-2012, 17:51
I point at someone but ye pick another lurker just in case, to try and follow Diana's advice, eh? And you trust active people 'scums or towns'? II find nae reason to belay me voting on ye.
@ rest of town
I feel that the Id, mafia player is in the lurkers list. With so many in that list, it is such a good place to hide in this game. Start lynching some lurkers.
For you, baby, I could do.
choxorn, I'll be pointing me fish ifngers of suspicion at ye, also. Faking ignorance is not typical of you.
Ibn-Khaldun
09-13-2012, 18:20
Since I am the only true "King" then..
Vote: SouthernKing
Although Pizza with all these talks about no WoG for inactives, makes me wonder, I still think there's a lonely scum having a laugh right now :P
vote: Beefy187; why did Zack start defending ye so scummily all of a sudden? be ye chicken?
Yes, Beefy - why did Zack, defying all previous behavior, change his mind about a suspect?
Has anyone seen Vote: Skooma Addict recently?
El Barto
09-13-2012, 21:09
Yes, Beefy - why did Zack, defying all previous behavior, change his mind about a suspect?Stop defending your teammate.
@ Choxorn
Jan III was vanilla townie, Pizza said so before this write up. Go back and re-read.
Yeah I knew that, I was wondering what the name of his role was. Everyone else has a role that was a specific player in the last game, I'd assume he has one too.
Beefy187
09-14-2012, 01:17
Stop defending your teammate.
If he is trying to defend me, his really bad at it :curtain:
Even if its the lone scum remaining, its going to be real hard to identify who that is unless he make it so obvious.
Mafia are more likely to kill off active players so eventually there will be less active players to choose from.
Until then, we should be killing off lurkers in case the mafia are hiding amongst them.
If the mafia joins us killing lurkers than that benefits the town too.
So unless there is a solid case on someone, I suggest lynching lurkers.
It's Vote: Beefy187 not to be confused with Beefy182 who has a few popular hits such as Cow on the Dance Floor and After Moonight.
atheotes
09-14-2012, 12:48
you can all follow my lead and Vote:Edse
Sorry guys I've been working a lot recently.
Vote:edse He voted Memnon 4 days in a row until he switched to Arjos only saying this:
Unvote: Vote: Arjos bye
Most of his other votes are the same little reasoning, lots of fluff. These are some of his votes.
Vote: Skooma Addict as he voted for johnhughtom yesterday.
inb4 someone claims beefeater
Vote: Skooma Addict
The King or BSmith :hmm:
Bote: BSmith
Vote: Memnon
I follow Beefy as yesterday.
Vote: Memnon
I've done so the last three days so I can't see why I shouldn't continue. Hopefully I gain a lot of points while you lynch innocent people.
I don't know if edse is always like this, but it seems strange to me at least.
Ironside
09-14-2012, 17:34
Since I am the only true "King" then..
Welcome back to the actives. So were have you been?
Vote: Skooma Addict
Ironside
09-14-2012, 17:43
Unvote: Vote: Edse
Due to Csargo pointing out more of the case. I doubt he's the final(?) mafia, due to how voting was when Zaccino got lynched, but he might be the other killer.
Unvote;Vote: edse, very good reasoning, I haven't even looked at his posts, mainly been OMGUS-voting him.
I love Beefy too much.
Unvote: Vote: Edse
I've noticed edse has a tendency to act like that even when he's townie, but that doesn't mean he doesn't act like that when he's mafia.
Unvote, Vote: Edse
Major Robert Dump
09-14-2012, 22:17
Unvote; Vote: Southern King like I originally did.
El Barto
09-15-2012, 00:08
Nice coutnerwagon out of the blue, if we keep to Freudian theory you can't all be mafia (you can still have big egos of course).
Major Robert Dump
09-15-2012, 00:37
My ego is so big you will walk funny after talking to me
El Barto
09-15-2012, 02:46
:laugh4: Ye call that big? Pull thy troosers back up!
Askthepizzaguy
09-15-2012, 05:19
"troosers?"
El Barto
09-15-2012, 06:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHSdPWa-hUU
Askthepizzaguy
09-15-2012, 06:49
.........
"troosers?"
Major Robert Dump
09-15-2012, 06:53
I did not understand a word of that as I do not speak Spanish.
However, my ego is not as big as I like to pretend. It is just me projecting. Carry on
I've noticed edse has a tendency to act like that even when he's townie, but that doesn't mean he doesn't act like that when he's mafia.
Unvote, Vote: Edse
This man knows what he's talking about (except for the bolded part).
And that's like 6 votes in a row on me. When Zaccino was about to be lynched he chose me as his target to survive it, he could as well have chosen Beefy or Xenoneb. And if you think my Arjos vote is scummy, the only reason I as mafia could have with that vote was if Beefy is my partner and I wanted to save him, as it is now it only pulled attention to me.
Unvote: Vote: Beefy
Askthepizzaguy
09-15-2012, 20:04
Seems I'm a bit late; round should have ended last night at 20:36.
Edse seems to have been the lynch.
Spoiler=
He was vanilla townie.
Will do writeup when I get back from work- night actions
Another great lynch. Keep 'em coming, guys.
El Barto
09-15-2012, 21:13
*facepalm*
Major Robert Dump
09-16-2012, 01:07
I tried. I thought it would be tied due to the double votes on lurkers but apparently not
Askthepizzaguy
09-16-2012, 08:55
I tried. I thought it would be tied due to the double votes on lurkers but apparently not
MRD: Xenoneb,
Beefy: El Barto,
SouthernKing: Beefy, The King, MRD
Edse: atheotes, Csargo, Ironside, Memnon, Tiaexz, choxorn
Edse's vote was late, therefore he was a non-voter this round. The votes on Edse counted double.
Damn. I was travelling during the first 12 hours of the day phase and actually made a post with a vote but due to the bad connection I was on it seems to not have gone through. Since then I've been without internet access except for an hour on Saturday when I made that last post. :shame: sorry to have let you down town but you kind of deserve it after a wagon like that.
Askthepizzaguy
09-17-2012, 19:16
DAY EIGHT
Cap'n Askvaard Von Pizzaguy was about to make another poor soul walk the plank, when all of a sudden the Pirate ship vanished, and was replaced with.... floating blocks in the sky? Pipes?
A strange melody began to play. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-HvB3zbC4)
Cap'n Askvaard suddenly felt a large, fluffy mustache on his face, and his legs felt stronger than they'd ever been.
Edse waddled up to him, looking rather short and rotund.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Mama mia! I think-a you be one of Tatanga's men. Let's see if-a I jump on-a you and you go all a-squishy!"
Edse said nothing, and continued waddling toward him as if unaware of the danger.
When Von Marioguy stomped him completely flat, spraying guts everywhere, he made a bizarre "ribbit" sound effect that just didn't seem quite right, even if it was somehow so familiar.
Just then, the flattened guts exploded in a shower of sparks. It seems that this Chibibo was actually a mecha-chibibo known as erik. So, he was called mechaerik.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "I see that night comes quickly in-a Sarasaland!"
BEGIN NIGHT EIGHT
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Wait, it's not night, I'm-a just underground. That means there's supposed to-a be different background music (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZocYfpRe9HQ)."
Hey, this seems more rockin' than the original. Nifty.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Excellent! I see a fire flower up there. I'm becomin' Fire Mario!"
He grabs the flower, and prepares to fire at his enemies. With fire.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Hey look. Here comes-a choxorn. Well mister Choxorn, believe it or not, you still gonna burn!"
Marioguy hurls a ball at choxorn, but it bounces off the floor and then the ceiling. It's also not even made of fire, but some kind of rubber.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "What the hell is-a this? Super balls? That's not even right. Well I'll kill mister Choxorn the koopa troopa the old fashioned way."
Marioguy jumps high in the air, and stomps on choxorn the nobokon, causing the familiar ribbit sound. Only the nokobon's shell is left.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "All in a day's work. Nothing can-a possibly go wrong now!"
Suddenly, the nokobon's shell explodes, causing Marioguy to shrink and lose his balls of immense power.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Mama mia!"
Up ahead, there's a great big lion-looking thing, breathing fire.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Oh boy! That Gao sure is a fluffy one!"
Out of nowhere, a gigantic rock that looks like an Easter island statue.... with arms, but no legs.... runs through the cavern, causing massive destruction and crushing everything in its path. Just in the nick of time, Marioguy jumps into a bottomless pit.
The giant Tokotoko crushed TheFluffyOne, causing the Gao to breathe fire no more.
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Well, I'mma plummeting to my death in a bottomless pit. At least things can't get any a-worse!"
The giant Tokotoko spots Marioguy in the bottomless pit and charges in after him, black shades and all. He begins chomping his jaws as if he is very, very hungry....
Askvaard Von Marioguy: "Oh no! Isn't it Luigi-guy's turn yet? Let him a-play for a little while!!!"
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Mister Fluffums watched all this happen, with a mixture of apathy and disdain. A kumo spider hopped by, and Fluffums pounced, and ate the delicious arachnid.
"Alive" - (13/33)
atheotes
Beefy187
Csargo
Double A
El Barto
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
Tiaexz
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (20/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
BEGIN DAY NINE
Wut.
You are telling me that three people died last night?
How many were WoG?
edse was yesterday's lynch, silly goose-face.
Diana Abnoba
09-17-2012, 21:20
Okay only 13 players left, time to really scum hunt people.:whip:
Mafia is in the lurkers, and possibly so is our SK. Look at the lurking players that all of a sudden posted after Pizza made the rule of double votes on non-voters. Or the ones that didn't even flinch because they are so under the radar that they feel they didn't have to. Who in that list really hasn't had any pressure all game long. C'mon town think.
My top list of these players are;
Skooma Addict- this is not his typical play, he is not usually this lurky, and vet enough not to flinch since he's been under the radar all game.
Double A- he does seem to always start off active, then go away and lurk, then come back every 3 phases or so as not to get wog'd. But at times he may not post but does his night actions. Could be mafia or our SK IMHO.
The King- lurker then after Pizza new double vote rule, he's back again.
Southern King- another lurker, but not as high on my list, but can't rule him out either.
Here are some of my picks, or do some checking and find your own. But I really think you'll find mafia in the lurkers.
Great list of suspects, Diana. I fully approve. Lynch all of those people.
Diana Abnoba
09-17-2012, 21:51
Hey Zack :tongue3:
hush now little dead mafia man
NinjaCow64
09-17-2012, 23:57
Diana, I wouldn't buy too much into SouthernKing being inactive. He is known on CFC for being very inactive. And he has voting patterns that make Gong 4 teh Cello's look sane. I wouldn't rule him out for being scum, but just because he is a inactive it doesn't mean that he is.
I would say we start with Skooma. Vote: Skooma Addict.
Beefy187
09-18-2012, 03:12
I'll go with Dianas list
Vote: Skooma
I'm concerned with the lack of posts by Vote: Double A, let's hear some alibis.
Major Robert Dump
09-18-2012, 05:52
Vote: Double A
He has posted so little, I forgot he was even in the game. although when scum he usually does not lurk. I reserve my right to change my vote to Southern King later
Askthepizzaguy
09-18-2012, 17:10
I'll extend the round 24 hours- the Org was down for me for like 5 hours last night.
NinjaCow64
09-19-2012, 06:01
I'll extend the round 24 hours- the Org was down for me for like 5 hours last night.
It was down for me for most of the day.
Ironside
09-19-2012, 14:37
Vote: Double A
I saw that he's been active poster later on than here, at CFC. Anybody knows if Skooma is active there?
Vote: Beefy187
He is the mafia.
NinjaCow64
09-20-2012, 07:26
I dunno, but I have a gut feeling that Unvote; Vote: DoubleA is up to no good. And gut feelings are good.
Askthepizzaguy
09-20-2012, 23:37
Apologies for delays; not at home and net connection is spotty at best.
I believe that even with the two (:shocked:) org outages, this was enough time to participate. Round ends.
Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2012, 00:07
Skooma: Xeno, Beefy, Votes counting double.
AA: Memnon, MRD, Ironside, Votes counting double.
Beefy: Tiaexz
Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2012, 00:16
DAY NINE
After a very long time with limited discussion, and even more limited votes, Double A was slain.
The game moderator was not amused by the inactivity, and is even more certain that doubling the power of votes on inactives is the correct decision.
"Alive" - (12/33)
atheotes
Beefy187
Csargo
El Barto
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
Tiaexz
Xenoneb
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (21/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
BEGIN NIGHT NINE
24 hours.
NinjaCow64
09-21-2012, 08:01
Hurr durr I forgot I was dead. I won't vote in the future.
Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2012, 08:05
I'm almost ready to let the dead start voting so we can get some votes in here. :laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
09-21-2012, 08:16
DEAD PEOPLE WHO VOTED IN THIS GAME
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?142389-The-House-of-Origin-SIGN-UPS
JOIN THIS GAME
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?142498-Pirate-Ship-Mafia-II-SIGN-UPS
OR THIS GAME
Major Robert Dump
09-21-2012, 16:34
lolz
El Barto
09-21-2012, 19:27
I've been unable to log in these past few days so never noticed the outages.
Askthepizzaguy
09-23-2012, 09:16
NIGHT NINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yhODeAs4wJA
Askvaard Vonna Bethe Guy donned his magical cape and double-jumped over a sea of sharp spikes. He fired his little gun and its seemingly endless supply of bullets that never needed reloading.
He fired them because he can. It couldn't hurt.
It was worth a shot.
Suddenly, the Kid AKA Askvaard Vonna Bethe Guy came upon a grove of apple trees.
The Kid: "At least that sea of spikes is over!"
But an apple landed on his head and killed him instantly. You see, the apples are actually gigantic apples and weigh 700 pounds apiece.
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
The Kid: "I'm not going to let a little thing like being dead stop me from being The Guy!"
The Kid continued onward, and dodged a bunch of other apples. One was low enough to jump over.
As he jumped over the apple, it fell upward and killed him instantly.
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
The Kid: "Guide dang it!"
And so the Kid wandered back into the forest with the apples. And he was killed approximately 7,025 more times by apples before getting to the first save point.
The Kid: "Finally. Let's save the game."
And the save point exploded, killing him.
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
And so the Kid continued, with his limitless lives, or incredible determination in spite of being minced into frothy chunks.
Okay, no save point. How about not saving and just keep on keepin' on.
Right, giant wall of spikes appears out of the sky and crushes me. Very interesting, that.
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
Nifty. How about we ride the wall of spikes up into the sky?
Oh look, more spikes.
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
The Kid: You know what? :daisy: this game. Hey look, it's Mike Tyson. I wonder what he wants.
*PUNCH*
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
Who didn't see that coming? All right, Mike Tyson. Time to die. See, I don't just have a tiny ineffective gun. I also have the magic of the Pizzaguy.
The Kid shoots a switch, and a billion pepperonis dump out of the sky, crushing Mike Tyson to death.
Xenoneb happened to be eating an apple, and didn't notice the falling pepperoni or the former boxing champion land on his head. Also, apples.
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
Mysterious voice: "Askvaard.... Askvaard...."
The Kid: "Who is that?"
Mysterious voice: "I am your father, The Guy."
The Kid: "Really?"
Mysterious voice: "No, not really. But for the purposes of this hallucination, yes.... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"
The Kid: "No, that's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!"
Mysterious voice: "Search your inventory screen, Kid, you KNOW it to be true."
The Kid: "So that means...."
Mysterious voice: "That's right. I killed Grandfather The Guy and took his place. Now you must destroy me.... to become.... ASKVAARD THE pizza GUY!!!"
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/TheGuy_zps3a5f68f8.jpg
The Kid: "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
Mysterious voice: "Also I'm going to kill this guy just for the fun of it."
A zombie doing the Thriller dance moonwalks out of nowhere and eats El Barto's brains.
GAME OVER
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PRESS "R" TO TRY AGAIN
"Alive" - (10/33)
atheotes
Beefy187
Csargo
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
Tiaexz
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (23/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
DAY TEN
Votes on nonvoters count double.
Time is running out. 48 hours remain. BEGIN!!!
Dead people can't vote. Why is this a problem every game now?
NinjaCow64
09-23-2012, 14:35
Dead people can't vote. Why is this a problem every game now?
I agree. I think every person who votes while dead in a Mafia game should be lynched.
Vote: NinjaCow64 to that effect.
Vote:Beefy187
Everyone should go back and read Beefy's posts. Then you should come back and vote for him. His votes on ATPG don't make sense to me at all. He says it isn't a "wise plan, just yet."
2. Why we shouldn't lynch ATPG
Still I don't think lynching ATPG is a wise plan, just yet.
We clearly know that the guy who is killing us innocents write now is Askvaard Von Pizzaguy, which clearly seems to be the host ATPG.
But we shouldn't kill him because
a. The game is called "The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy". His name is the title of the game. Votes on him seems to be valid. Which suggests that he is some how related to our victory condition. His lynch will at least stop us from the immediate risk of him killing people. But I also consider these negative effects
3. Askvaard Von Pizzaguy is the only town executor
Lynching is so far done by Askvaard Von Pizzaguy. Lynching him could mean that we have to take execution matters into our own hands.
This may seem to be no problem but the Op post concerns me.
He then changes his vote onto ATPG again quoting this post from Choxorn:
8. Name
We are given different names. JHT was given a name "jht without a face"
(Could be a hint of something. Assuming that most players have names of different players)
WEW was given the name "Winston Hughs", mafia player on Civ Fanatics who I remember playing with a couple times on the Org as well.
I also have a different name. iirc a mafia player who is not in this game and havn't seen for a while.
I'm not sure what this purpose is either just yet.
I'd also love to discuss this as well, though this could also be related to the baddies victory conditions.
I'm fairly certain all the role names are taken from the names of the players of the first game.
Aha. That explains why its the "return"
Silly me... I thought this was the first game.
Okay ignore the silly moo moo.
Unvote, Vote: ATPG
I don't see what could have changed his mind. It doesn't really make sense to me.
He also said that because Zaccino was scum and made a case against him there were likely mafia voting with him. That just seems scummy to me. There are more oddities that other people may find, but overall I'd say Beefy is the scummiest player still alive.
There is a reason I keep typing vote: Beefy187
Ibn-Khaldun
09-23-2012, 22:37
Vote: Beefy187
This is a good lynch.
El Barto
09-24-2012, 02:32
I voted Beefy last day. Or last time I voted, whenever that was. Then I died. And why do people say I'm the same guy as this 'Takhisis'?
Oh, and thanks for the moonwalking. MJ forever!
Vote: Beefy187, makes a lot of sense.
Major Robert Dump
09-24-2012, 09:12
Still voting Southern King because I hate his name
Beefy187
09-24-2012, 10:12
There is too many scummy players alive at this point.
I'll just see how they'll react after I die :bow:
Askthepizzaguy
09-24-2012, 22:05
There is too many scummy players alive at this point.
I'll just see how they'll react after I die :bow:
:laugh4:
Beefy is an entertaining mafia player.
Don't ever leave us again, man.
El Barto
09-25-2012, 02:18
You're including yourself in the scummy players list, right, Beefs?
Beefy187
09-25-2012, 15:05
Well, long time ago there was a mafia game where detective turned out to be mafia.
So I can't be too sure about my innocence :beam:
And I think I'll enjoy this game more dead than staying alive :curtain:
Ironside
09-25-2012, 17:34
Joining the trend.
Vote: Beefy187
Major Robert Dump
09-25-2012, 21:02
Vote: Southern King
in case my last format was not acceptable. Join my bandwagon, ye dissenters, we get double votes for he who is quiet
Major Robert Dump
09-25-2012, 21:03
JESUS EFFING CHRIST MAN
Vote: Southern King
El Barto
09-26-2012, 00:15
Did you just claim detective, Beefy?
Beefy187
09-26-2012, 01:12
Did you just claim detective, Beefy?
no. Just pointing out the unpredictability of pizza game.
I am just town. If I was detective, I should be proud of staying alive till this late stage
Askthepizzaguy
09-26-2012, 07:42
round ends.
Askthepizzaguy
09-26-2012, 08:16
atheotes
Beefy187: Csargo Beskar TheKing Memnon Ironside
Csargo
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing: MRD
The King
Tiaexz
All votes counted double.
Askthepizzaguy
09-26-2012, 08:48
DAY TEN
And so, Beefy we meet at last. For the first time, for the last time. And I see your beef is as big as mine!
Beefy187: "What's going on, Pizza?"
Askthepizzaguy: "Not much, Beefy. Would you care for a steak?"
Beefy187: "No thanks. We Beefsters prefer not to eat our own kind."
Askthepizzaguy: "Of course, how silly of me. What about some veal instead?"
Beefy187: "That sounds pretty good, I'll have that."
Askthepizzaguy: "Do you know why you're here, Mister Beefy?"
Beefy187: "The voices want me dead. I know. You're here to kill me, Mister Guy."
Askthepizzaguy: "That's right. But you're such a good sport about it. Never once do I hear a complaint raised about your deaths. And you've had rather a lot of them by the lynch, haven't you?"
Beefy187: "It's perhaps my favorite method of dying. To be taken away by the villagers, tied, and roasted up like at a barbecue. And they feast on my tasty, tasty body..."
Askthepizzaguy: "Doesn't that bother you?"
Beefy187: "Not really. It's unpleasant at first, but you get used to it. It's not so bad if you believe in reincarnation."
Askthepizzaguy: "What does belief have to do with it?"
Beefy187: "Everything. If your spirit does not believe in death, then it will continue on and find a new life."
Askthepizzaguy: "I'm skeptical. You know I'm not a believer in all that, Mister Beefy."
Beefy187: "Then what do you believe?"
Askthepizzaguy: "I believe in what I can see, and touch, and hear, and taste, and smell. I believe in the world that I know is real."
Beefy187: "Do you believe in your dreams? You can see them, and hear them. You can remember them."
Askthepizzaguy: "But I know they're not real."
Beefy187: "How do you know they're not real? What makes the world of the conscious mind more real than the world of the subconscious mind?"
Askthepizzaguy: "The subconscious mind is just jumbled nonsense. Fragments of thoughts. It's not real, it's the waste of the brain, floating around in a big garbage chute."
Beefy187: "But, it is your mind. And what about your memories? What about your remembrances of the conscious world? Is that real?"
Askthepizzaguy: "It was real once. The world changes and is not always as it was. But what I remember was real."
Beefy187: "Do you remember everything in your mind at once? Do you forget things and have trouble remembering them, only to remember them later?"
Askthepizzaguy: "Yeah."
Beefy187: "Where does it go? If most of everything you know and remember is not at the forefront of your conscious mind at once, then most of it is kept in your memory, outside of your conscious mind."
Askthepizzaguy: "Interesting..."
Beefy187: "You believe that your conscious mind is who you are, but on the contrary... most of who you are is in your memories. And much of who you are, is stored in your subconscious mind. You do not know how much it affects your conscious mind, because you are not aware of it."
Askthepizzaguy: "So much of my own identity is hidden from myself?"
Beefy187: "Yes, Pizza. But it is there. If you forsake your own memories, then you will cease to exist."
Askthepizzaguy: "What if I have things I don't want to remember?"
Beefy187: "You might suppress those thoughts from your conscious mind, but they do not go away. You merely allow them to hide in your memory... in your subconscious. There they dwell... unseen... untouched."
Askthepizzaguy: "I can't make them go away?"
Beefy187: "You might, but in order to do that, you must be at peace with yourself. And if you are hiding from yourself, you will never be at peace. What is it you are so afraid of?"
Askthepizzaguy: "I am afraid of .... the past."
Beefy187: "You have feelings of regret, or remorse?"
Askthepizzaguy: "Perhaps."
Beefy187: "You cannot run from your past. It is a part of you, that remains. And if you allow those thoughts to dwell forever in your mind, unseen, they will wreak havoc on your psyche. Eventually, every part of you will be consumed in darkness. Your conscious mind, your personality, and your memories... they will all be gone. Gobbled up by the darkness within yourself."
Askthepizzaguy: "How do you know so much about me?"
Beefy187: "It's quite simple really: I'm part of you as well. You see, I'm not actually Beefy, but a memory of someone else you once knew."
Askthepizzaguy: "And I'm about to lose you?"
Beefy187: "You are. And time is running out. The memories of your friends are fading away, as are the memories of yourself. Soon, the darkness comes, and it will swallow your consciousness and your sanity forever. In order to remain Askthepizzaguy, you must face the darkness within."
Askthepizzaguy: "How do I do that?"
Beefy187: "If you do not know, then how can I know? I'm you, remember?"
Askthepizzaguy: "No.... no, I can't remember.... who are you again? Aren't you Beefy?"
Beefy187: "No, I am YoshiEgg737. There is not much time left. Try to remember... Try to remember..."
Askthepizzaguy: "Remember what? Beefy! BEEFY!!!!"
Nothing
Askthepizzaguy: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BEEFY NOOOOO!!!!!"
Only darkness and silence remained.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXp5Iz-8Pk0)It grew cold that night.
Cold and alone.
"Alive" - (9/33)
atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
Tiaexz
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (24/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
NIGHT TEN
Orders please.
Beefy187
09-26-2012, 09:33
Aww.. I was planning to leave again, but reading a write up like that makes me feel like staying...
Go town :bow:
NinjaCow64
09-26-2012, 12:50
...wait, Yoshiegg plays Mafia? Yoshi played THAT Mafia game? Now I am really confused.
Askthepizzaguy
09-26-2012, 12:57
YoshiEgg not only survived the game, but also survived all the "fake" murders and counts as one of the only people to survive both ways.
NinjaCow64
09-26-2012, 16:32
YoshiEgg not only survived the game, but also survived all the "fake" murders and counts as one of the only people to survive both ways.
Wow. That's amazing.
Askthepizzaguy
09-27-2012, 09:26
NIGHT TEN
Think back... what do you remember....
"The Prometheus. I remember... steering the ship into the sun. Helping to vanquish the land rapists. I brought order to the universe..."
But you did it through murder and deception, didn't you?
"Yes. But it was for the greater good."
Weren't you destroyed in the fires of the sun as well?
"No... I continued on.... as glorious sunlight."
How did you reintegrate into material form?
"I do not know."
But you aided the lawmen next, didn't you?
"Yes, the lawmen. They were the good guys, right?"
Sort of. But you betrayed all your former friends and associates in order to aid them, for selfish gain. And your friends died. And you killed them.
"But then I fought for the glory of Ireland"
Yes, through murder and sabotage. Hardly heroic.
"Then I did some unpleasant things..."
Yes, the lying twisted Hitman. Not one of your proudest moments. You killed everyone, even your friend Beefy, after he saved you from death.
"It was just a job. It paid very well."
Then you were a member of the Yakuza, and you killed all those defenseless aliens.
"I defended Earth from an alien invasion!"
You murdered peaceful intelligent life from another galaxy.
"But then I was a dog, Man's best friend!"
You slaughtered all the other animals, like a traitor.
"Then I was a Roman."
A woman?
"No, Roman. And I killed all those.... I mean.... okay I was evil there too."
Your crimes go on and on. And not just when you were scum. You turned into a hideous alien creature and went on a rampage in several games.
So what if I was the Omega creature? Or Meta-Ridley? I was just a misunderstood and dangerous monster. Nothing wrong with that."
And your "heroics" in Fatlington? You were a ruthless murdering CIA agent, so bent on the destruction of communists that you ordered the destruction of almost all life in that town.
"That wasn't so bad really."
Twice.
"Okay yeah I'm a bad widdle boy, what's your point?"
Do you think you could ever actually be a hero?
"Let's find out! DIE WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!"
*BANG BANG*
James Tiberius Beskar slumped over dead.
(That's Tiaexz for those of you who care to read the new nametag)
Wrong again, Pizza. I was classical_hero.
"I can't tell you guys apart anymore... my memory is fading...
Now more of my friends are gone.... what have I done?"
Suddenly, a familiar looking face appeared before Askthepizzaguy.
Askthepizzaguy: "Hey! I remember you.... what are you doing alive?"
Mysterious voice: "Killing you. One piece at a time."
Earthling was pushed off the balcony above them, and soon hung lifeless in front of Pizza's eyes. He looked remarkably like Major Robert Dump.
Askthepizzaguy: "I'm going to kill you if it's the last thing I do."
Mysterious voice: "on the contrary. Getting killed by me will be the last thing you do."
The figure vanished. Pizzaguy was alone once again. And he felt weak... vulnerable... as if near death.
"Alive" - (7/33)
atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
Memnon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
The King
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (26/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [Superego]
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
DAY ELEVEN
The darkness, elusive, consumes the mind....
48 hours.
Pizza, I am so delighted...
you are a freaking genius, man
Montmorency
09-27-2012, 12:46
hoorah we win
Ibn-Khaldun
09-27-2012, 13:30
Vote: Skooma Addict
Um, the writeup was excellent, but what exactly does it mean? So the "mafia" were killed? And was it by a serial killer?
Askthepizzaguy
09-27-2012, 16:54
Um, the writeup was excellent, but what exactly does it mean? So the "mafia" were killed? And was it by a serial killer?
You can only tell that there are two parties capable of murder remaining. The identity/alignment of the slain were revealed in the list of the dead.
Or, derp, shoulda been. Edited in:
[Vanilla townie]
[Vanilla townie]
Ah, never mind then, so we've still got some scum to hunt. Hmm... I'll Vote: Skooma Addict, seriously, nothing? The entire game?
Vote: Skooma Addict
At this point voting without a reason is irresponsible.
Vote: The King
Looking at your posts you've been doing that quite a bit. Got a reason to go with that vote?
El Barto
09-27-2012, 23:44
Seven players, two rivalling scums who have to eliminate each other and five Vanilla Innocents… this is almost like a mini-game!
Ironside
09-28-2012, 13:12
I'm going to follow Csargo's lead and hope that Vote: The King is a flushed out scummy lurker.
Major Robert Dump
09-28-2012, 23:27
Someday I shall survive a mafia game
El Barto
09-28-2012, 23:30
But not today!
Skooma Addict
09-29-2012, 04:32
Vote: Ironside
I was not aware I was still in this game so I'm voting blind here.
Diana Abnoba
09-29-2012, 05:20
That is such BS Skooma, you just came to vote so you wouldn't be lynched, because without voting the votes against you count double. No activity all game, and now you finally vote with such a lame excuse. Sooooooooooooo scummy, you are surely mafia!!!! Lynch Skooma now everyone!!!
NinjaCow64
09-29-2012, 05:56
That is such BS Skooma, you just came to vote so you wouldn't be lynched, because without voting the votes against you count double. No activity all game, and now you finally vote with such a lame excuse. Sooooooooooooo scummy, you are surely mafia!!!! Lynch Skooma now everyone!!!
Seconded.
Ironside
09-29-2012, 07:53
Unvote: Vote: Skooma Addict
That's really an odd coincidence. Showing up now?
Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2012, 08:00
Game moderator action:
All votes on Skooma Addict are currently valid. However, no further votes may be added to Skooma's total.
I'll explain after the game is over.
Round is still in session for the next hour and a half.
Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2012, 10:09
DAY ELEVEN
The ID was all that remained of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy's psyche. Although it lay dormant for some time, today it decided to return.
Skooma Addict: "I have returned, to save you all from the darkness!"
All the other voices: "Let's get him!"
Surrounded, the last of Askvaard's sense of self began to fade away... and in the utter chaos which followed, he saw the mysterious dark figure watching his demise, laughing maniacally.
Skooma Addict: "You..... somehow, even in death, I will make you suffer.... you cannot win!!"
But the familiar figure only grinned, for vengeance was his, at long last.....
The Fractured Psyche of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy has been eliminated!
"Alive" - (6/33)
atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
Memnon
SouthernKing
The King
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (27/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- [s]General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn [ID] MAFIA DOCTOR
BEGIN NIGHT ELEVEN
And the memories of all the others were soon swallowed up by the darkness....
Skooma Addict
09-29-2012, 17:07
That is such BS Skooma, you just came to vote so you wouldn't be lynched, because without voting the votes against you count double. No activity all game, and now you finally vote with such a lame excuse. Sooooooooooooo scummy, you are surely mafia!!!! Lynch Skooma now everyone!!!
Funny thing is, It's the truth. Pizza contacted me last night. :yes:
El Barto
09-29-2012, 17:23
I'm scared. The game takes place in Askvaard's head, and now Askvaard's psyche is gone, so, while the kills might be reduced, the future is even less certain.
Askthepizzaguy
09-29-2012, 21:00
My mind..... it's going......
Only my friends can save themselves now.
Major Robert Dump
09-29-2012, 23:00
good lynch
El Barto
09-29-2012, 23:03
Three reds, three blues, kill the last Mafia (Csargo) and get home safe, lads.
Askthepizzaguy
09-30-2012, 00:14
NIGHT ELEVEN
Wakey wakey, little Memnon.
Into the darkness do you go.
Into the bottomless void, eternal pit of despair.
Gone, and forgotten.
Cold and dark.
Alone.
Forever.
"Alive" - (5/33)
atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
SouthernKing
The King
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (28/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- [s]General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn [ID] MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
BEGIN DAY TWELVE
Aw, man! I wasn't even really doing anything, you could've killed off someone more talkative/useful than me! :on_void:
Ibn-Khaldun
09-30-2012, 10:30
Three reds, three blues, kill the last Mafia (Csargo) and get home safe, lads.
You wanted a reason? This is good enough for me..
Vote: Csargo
NinjaCow64
09-30-2012, 13:42
Wait a second...aren't we all looking for Robbiecon? Isn't he the serial killer?
You wanted a reason? This is good enough for me..
Vote: Csargo
:rolleyes:
Vote: The King
He's voted and hasn't really said anything else. If you look at his latest post you can basically get the gist of the rest of his votes. The only other possibility to me is Ironside, but he seems innocent from reading his replies. At least more so than The King and the other two guys aren't really on my radar, unless they show up today to vote. I personally think this is the best way to go after looking at everyone's posts.
I'm of the opinion that it's The King, myself, but you guys should have time to lynch both him and Csargo if necessary.
Ironside
10-01-2012, 06:37
I'm going to stick with my previous hunch and Vote: The King.
Askthepizzaguy
10-01-2012, 13:49
You have until 7:15 PM tonight to vote or switch votes.
El Barto
10-01-2012, 20:08
What time zone? :book2:
Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2012, 05:27
I was called into work. Back now. Writeup in progress.
Askthepizzaguy
10-02-2012, 05:48
DAY TWELVE
I remember The King.
He was standing there, pointing his finger at.... Csargo, I believe it was.
So hard to remember.
But if I think back, really hard.... the image changes...
That wasn't really The King.
That was civplayah. One of my townie party guests.
I remember the Party.
It seems so long ago.... so... far away.
Something bad happened at The Party.
Something I tried to forget.
But I have to remember it.
I have to remember it now.
Why can't I remember?
"Alive" - (4/33)
atheotes
Csargo
Ironside
SouthernKing
"Dead" - (0/33)
Nobody!
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (29/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- [s]General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn [ID] MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
The King- "is dead. Long live the King!" civplayah- SOUP [vanilla townie]
BEGIN THE FINAL NIGHT
Ironside
10-02-2012, 06:48
This is bad. :no:
Well played Csargo, well played.
NinjaCow64
10-02-2012, 07:27
We still have a chance. He said final night, not final phase. There could be one last day, assuming that there is only one scum team remaining (The Serial Killer)
If it was the final phase, we'd already have lost.
El Barto
10-02-2012, 18:52
Yeap. Now LYNCH CSARGO.
Askthepizzaguy
10-03-2012, 10:43
NIGHT TWELVE
Csargo found himself in a very dark, frightening place.
"Greetings, Csargo. Do you know who I am?" asked a voice from the shadows.
Csargo: "No, I don't believe we've met."
"Do you know where you are?"
Csargo: "Not particularly. It's dark in here."
Csargo felt something tickle his leg.
Csargo: "What was that!?!"
"Don't mind them. They're just part of the decor."
Csargo: "The decor?"
"Yes. Do you like what I've done with the place? No light... nothing to see. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nowhere to move. Do you feel me right next to you now, Csargo?"
Csargo: "Yes, I know you're here. What are you going to do to me?"
"Me? What makes you think I'm even capable of doing anything to you?"
Csargo: "You're the one that's been killing us this entire time!"
"I'm not capable of such an act. No, I'm afraid something much, much worse has been happening. You see, as you already know, you and I aren't really real. We're just... memories of the past. Understand?"
Csargo: "Yes. I got that part."
"Well, the way we remember it, something very bad happened to me, and we've gone to great lengths to block it out."
Csargo: "You're the 'dark side' of Askthepizzaguy. Who or what are you, really? His good side wasn't all peaches and cream either, you know."
"Oh, I sure do know that. I know that very well. But I am the memory of his most horrific act of all."
Another tickle.... Csargo felt this one on his neck.
Csargo: "What did he do to you?"
"How would you like to be trapped.... suffocating.... in a small, dark place, for all eternity. Does that sound appealing, does it?"
Csargo: "No, not particularly. But he's done some pretty messed up things. I seem to remember Crazed Rabbit's horrific ending."
"Yes, but that was psychological and drug-induced. This.... this was real. And it's about to become real for the rest of us.... you in particular."
Csargo: "Why me?"
"Ho ho ho. Ho ho! Why you?!? Because you're THERE. That's all the reason we need. Heh heh heh...."
Csargo: "What else happened to you?"
Something pinched Csargo's leg, painfully.
Csargo: "Ouch! Something bit me."
Csargo leaned down to try to brush it off his leg, but in the confined space, he couldn't bend. He couldn't even see what it was.
"There are a lot of them in here. And they haven't eaten in over a year, my little pet. They haven't eaten, since they ate me."
Csargo: "Ate you?"
"Ate me alive. Alive and screaming. I could feel them tear my flesh apart, while my heart was still pumping. My nerves were still sending pain signals to my brain long after the beetles had stripped my face of all its meat. Their little jaws sliced apart my eyes... I could feel them tearing holes in my skin, crawling inside me..."
Csargo: "Stop it. Stop talking about this... please..."
"And when they were able to crawl inside, they all seemed to act as one. The entire swarm crawled into my innards, as I frantically tried to brush them away. But it was no use... they ate their way into my guts, and they began to wriggle deeper and deeper into me. All I could do was scream in horror... and terror...."
Csargo: "Let me out! Let me out of here!"
"Yes, that's what I said, before I lost my mind completely. Being eaten alive makes you go completely mad, you know. When they crawl inside your nose.... down your throat.... when they crawl into your ears, and slice their way inside your skull... and begin to crawl into your brain.... you go completely mad. They are like fire ants... only bigger. You can feel their little legs wriggling, their little jaws slicing you to bits."
Csargo: "HELP ME!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"
"And there's no one around to hear your screams. Nobody except me... and I enjoy them. Bon appetit, my pretties...."
The swarm of flesh-eating beetles consumed Csargo alive.
The screaming reverberated throughout my brain, and I tried to wake up.... but I could not.
And I felt that pain.... I felt it too.
And I went completely mad.
"Alive" - (3/33)
atheotes
Ironside
SouthernKing
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (30/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- [s]General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn [ID] MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
The King- "is dead. Long live the King!" civplayah- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Csargo- choxorn "Beetle juice?" - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BEGIN SCREAMING IN HORROR
You have 24 hours until it all ends. Permanently.
That's a very interesting choice of kill by the mafia, seeing as a number of people (albeit those mostly dead) were advocating for Csargo's lynching. Has SouthernKing been posting at all?
Also Pizza, I think I'll go sit in a fetal position in the centre of a large, brightly lit room now. *shudders*
Askthepizzaguy
10-03-2012, 10:58
I guess I won't link you to Murder Manor III then... it might cause permanent damage.
Askthepizzaguy
10-03-2012, 11:15
By the way, here's the link (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?127977-Murder-Manor-III-Game-thread-Concluded&p=2487551&viewfull=1#post2487551).
Ironside
10-03-2012, 11:35
Csargo was innocent? I didn't expect that.
Vote: atheotes
Clever play to pretend to be inactive these last rounds.
Obviously Ironside should be lynched.
Obviously Ironside should be lynched.
Obviously Ironside and atheotes will vote each other, and SouthernKing will remain inactive. It would be hilarious if he was actually the SK :laugh4:.
NinjaCow64
10-03-2012, 14:08
If SouthernKing wins it will be the hollowest victory since TF2 Mafia when robbiecon snatched victory.
El Barto
10-03-2012, 18:37
OK, don't lynch Csargo, guys.
You know, it is going to bite us all in the rear that we forgot the "atheotes is always the mafia" rule.
El Barto
10-04-2012, 22:24
I thought it was 'Askthepizzaguy is always the mafia' but this works, subsidiarily.
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 07:10
As Ironside is the only one to show up this round, he should be counted on the winning side no matter what.
Round ends.
Ironside
10-05-2012, 07:41
I win. :evil:
I win. :evil:
Yeah, I was slightly worried by the fact nobody else turned up to vote. Oh well.
Ironside
10-05-2012, 07:51
Yeah, I was slightly worried by the fact nobody else turned up to vote. Oh well.
To be fair, I did spare SK to have as lynch bait the last round (Atheotes has no excuse though). With that voting counts twice on inactives, I would always win with 3 people left, if one was inactive.
I can see why host killing of inactives are a good thing after this game though.
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 08:05
THIRTEEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRvLt-v7Rvg
Darkness reigned at Askvaard Manor.
The Serial Killer remained.
The Party guests had been mostly destroyed.
The survivors had given up all hope.
And someone who had been seeking revenge had found exactly that.
Deep in the basement, Neverwonagame3 burst out of the refrigerator. He was a rotting corpse, a skeleton with a tiny bit of decomposed meat remaining.
His bones struck the staircase with a thunderous, reverberating thud. He walked slowly up the stairs.
atheotes was waiting in the Parlor. His blank expression revealed defeat.
The floor was still soaked with blood and corpses.
There was someone else in the Parlor as well, who turned at looked at the advancing corpse. He froze in horror.
Neverwonagame3 grabbed the other one, and dragged him toward the staircase. He lifted him up, and punched him square in the jaw, sending him hurtling down the stairs.
atheotes looked over at his attacker, seemingly unable to move.
Within seconds, atheotes had been dragged over to the staircase as well, and hurled down into the darkness below.
Where daylight would never reach.
The places where nightmares are not merely the harmless imaginings of men.
Where innocent people would go to die.
atheotes and the other Party guest looked up at the door to the world of the living, above them.... and watched it slam shut.
"Alive" - (2/33)
Ironside
SouthernKing
OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (31/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- [s]General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
The King- "is dead. Long live the King!" civplayah- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Csargo- choxorn "Beetle juice?" - SOUP [vanilla townie]
atheotes- "always mafia" Darth Caesar- BEEF [???]
[I]
Time seemed to slow to a complete stop.
A popping sound was heard.
And then, blackness.
I can see why host killing of inactives are a good thing after this game though.
It also gives the host a good excuse to be creative with their death write-ups :beam:.
And of course, well played. It's not often that one sees a SK victory.
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 08:27
Time seemed to crawl backwards....
And further and further back.
One memory remained.
The last thing I remember.......
Day Five
Professor Askvaard counted up the votes and was displeased.
Professor Askvaard: "It seems that one of you has been inactive since last month. Why did you come to my party if you didn't want to have dinner and play a game?"
SouthernKing: ".........."
Professor Askvaard: "Are you listening? I'm aware this sort of thing has happened before. And I have grown tired of it. Now you'll pay the awful price."
Professor Askvaard grabbed a heavy vase, and smashed SouthernKing over the head with it, and dragged him away from the dinner guests.
Professor Askvaard: "Be right back, folks!"
And so the professor dragged SouthernKing down the hall, and turned the corner. He passed a marble statue of himself, and dropped SouthernKing onto the floor. Then he pushed the marble statue onto SouthernKing, smashing him with several hundred pounds of solid rock, which broke apart on impact.
Professor Askvaard: "Take that!"
And the dragging continued. They passed several turns, and the Professor took them quickly, bashing SouthernKing into the corner. He went up a flight of stairs, with SouthernKing's head bouncing roughly off of each step. Then, he went down that same flight of stairs, hurling SouthernKing down ahead of him. Then, he took out a set of keys and unlocked the basement, picked up SouthernKing, and punched him in the face, sending him tumbling down yet another set of stairs, landing unconscious in the unfinished cement floor at the bottom, covered in roaches.
When SouthernKing woke, he felt tiny pieces of cardboard raining down on him. There were jigsaw puzzle pieces of all kinds.... tens of thousands of them.
Professor Askvaard: "If you want to stay alive, you'll assemble all five puzzles. Otherwise, you go in my refrigerator of doom. THIRTY MINUTES....."
And SouthernKing realized that this was the one time he really needed to win a game . So he worked furiously, assembling the first puzzle in only ten minutes.... but there just wasn't enough time, so he worked faster, and faster....
Professor Askvaard: "TWENTY MINUTES....."
And SouthernKing quickly assembled the next puzzle.... it only took him five minutes this time.
Professor Askvaard: "FIFTEEN MINUTES....."
Working as fast as he could, he assembled the next puzzle. Two more to go. There was just enough time!
Professor Askvaard: "TEN MINUTES...."
SouthernKing finished the fourth puzzle, scrambling for his life. The final puzzle would be much easier, since the pieces weren't all mixed together. He worked like a madman, and soon enough, the puzzle was almost finished.
Professor Askvaard: "FIVE MINUTES...."
There was still a piece missing. SouthernKing looked all around, trying to locate the missing piece... but time was running out.
Professor Askvaard: "ONE MINUTE...."
SouthernKing: "Where's the last piece?"
Professor Askvaard: "Oh, NOW you want to play a game, huh? Now you want to talk?"
SouthernKing: "Please, give me a chance! I'm sorry! Just tell me where the last piece is!!!"
Professor Askvaard: "You want to know where it is? You want me to tell you?"
SouthernKing: "Yes, yes! Please! I'll do anything!"
Professor Askvaard: "You really want to know? You've only got thirty seconds left to live...."
SouthernKing: *breaking down and crying* "Just tell me, please mister... I'm so sorry I went inactive in your game....
Professor Askvaard: "It's in your small intestine."
SouthernKing: "WHAT???"
Professor Askvaard: "You remember that lovely piece of chicken you ate earlier? You remember how tasty it was? You said it wasn't very tasty at all, that it tasted like cardboard. Well, you were right. That was the final puzzle piece. Now, you must use this jigsaw (http://www.professional-power-tool-guide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jig-saw.jpg) to cut your stomach open and retrieve the missing piece.... or you will die."
SouthernKing: "No....no.... that's not true.... this is impossible!"
Professor Askvaard: "Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true..."
And so, SouthernKing grabbed the jigsaw off of the nearby table and plugged it into the wall. He took the jigsaw and turned it on, and was just about to cut open his stomach when....
Professor Askvaard: "TIME'S UP!!!"
SouthernKing: "Stay back, you madman! I'll cut you open with your own saw!"
Professor Askvaard: "SouthernKing, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined skills, we can end these destructive murders and bring the mafia to justice and bring order to the galaxy."
SouthernKing: "I'll never join you!"
Professor Askvaard: "If you only knew the power of the town side. Neverwonagame3 never told you what happened to your father."
SouthernKing: "He told me enough.... he told me YOU killed him."
Professor Askvaard: "Yes..... but I am your father."
SouthernKing: *cries of anguish* "Noooooooooooooo!!!!"
And, filled with the horror of knowing he was Professor Askvaard's son, he dropped the jigsaw and hurled himself into the refrigerator filled with flesh eating beetles, and willingly closed the door, locking himself in. Professor Askvaard watched and listened with delight.
Professor Askvaard: "Hahaha! Hahaha! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
But the professor heard footsteps behind him.
Neverwonagame3: "So, father. We meet again."
Professor Askvaard: "For the first time, for the last time. And I see your saw is as big as mine! Let's see how well you handle it..."
-One epic jigsaw versus chainsaw battle later-
Professor Askvaard: "NOOOOOOO! How could I have been defeated.... I'm the party host! I can't die!"
Neverwonagame3: "Then this is going to be very painful, for a very, very long time...."
Neverwonagame3 kicked Askvaard in the chest, causing him to drop his jigsaw, and sending him tumbling backward toward an open tool trunk. Inside was all manner of rusted nails, screws, and various sharp metallic instruments. As he landed, he broke his spine, paralyzing him from the neck downward.
The lid of the tool trunk slammed shut, and several long nails hammered it closed permanently.
Professor Askvaard: "Wait! This isn't how I remember it! This wasn't supposed to end like this! This is all wrong!"
Neverwonagame3: "Well I remember it differently."
Neverwonagame drilled a tiny hole into the top of the tool trunk, and he slipped a large funnel inside of it.
Soon, flesh-eating beetles began pouring through the hole, and began tearing Professor Askvaard to shreds.
Professor Askvaard felt the beetles eating him from the inside out. Even though he couldn't move, he could feel the pain. They were inside his body.... pinching him all over. Slicing him up. Cutting their way into his eardrum.... soon, they were inside his brain.
Professor Askvaard lost all conscious thought, and went completely and utterly mad.
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 08:41
FINALE
Professor Askvaard was still in his padded cell,
in a straitjacket, hanging from the wall, to ensure he was no danger to himself or others.
His mind had snapped completely, just before he was set to be released from the Beaverhead County Calmness Sanctuary for the Criminally Interesting.
He couldn't stop babbling about how he could never seem to win a game...
and how inactive townies would be the death of him.
He couldn't release himself from the mafia prison inside his mind,
where cruelty and darkness reigned supreme.
Super supreme.
With extra mushrooms.
COO-COO-KA-CHOO!!!!
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/Misc/Chess/Askvaard.jpg
HEEE HEE HEEE HEEE YAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAAH HAAAAAA!!!!!
Gone and forgotten - (32/33)
wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego] MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Zaccino- NarutoAvatarDBZ - "Don't ever call me a" CHICKEN Askvaard Von Pizzaguy MAFIA GODFATHER
Seon- Nictel "Ship has sailed" - SOUP [Vanilla townie]
Arjos- BSmith "Restin' at the bottom of Davey Jones Locker" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
King Jan III Sobieski- Wogged in disgrace [vanilla townie]
Ishmael- landlubber "Shark bait"- BEEF [vanilla townie]
NinjaCow64- "Shish kebab" GamezRule- SOUP [vanilla townie]
edse- Mechaerik "squishy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Choxorn- taillesskangaru "the choxobon" SOUP [vanilla townie]
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar "so very fluffy" CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Double A- robbiecon- "remarkably lacking in funny writeup" SOUP [vanilla townie]
Xenoneb- "Pre-Zaccino" Zack- BEEF [vanilla townie]
El Barto- Takhisis "He's the same guy!"- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Beefy187- YoshiEgg737 - "what else? Of course he's" BEEF [Vanilla townie]
Tiaexz- Classical Hero- "everything tastes like" CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Major Robert Dump- "Dump sat alone on a bench in the park..." Earthling- CHICKEN [Vanilla townie]
Skooma Addict- [s]General "Fan of the Vikings" Olaf- SOUP Sergeant Peppercorn MAFIA DOCTOR
Memnon- "into the abyss" Red_Spy- CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
The King- "is dead. Long live the King!" civplayah- SOUP [vanilla townie]
Csargo- choxorn "Beetle juice?" - SOUP [vanilla townie]
atheotes- "always mafia" Darth Caesar- BEEF [vanilla townie]
SouthernKing- "gone AWOL and eaten by beetles" The Bake - BEEF [vanilla townie]
THE END
SERIAL KILLER VICTORY
"Alive" - (1/33)
Ironside-
MANIFESTATION OF TRAUMATIC MEMORIES OF FALLEN SON -
Neverwonagame3- CHICKEN
[SERIAL KILLER]
[I]Askvaard will return....
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 08:49
Cast
Manifestation of traumatic memories of Joecoolyo
Askthepizzaguy-Narrator
MANIFESTATION OF ID, EGO, AND SUPEREGO-
[MAFIA]
Skooma Addict- Sergeant Peppercorn General Olaf- SOUP
MAFIA DOCTOR (ID)
Nightbringer- Ragnar H. Dingleberry Camikaze- BEEF
ROLEBLOCKER (EGO)
Visorslash/Zaccino- Askvaard Von Pizzaguy NarutoAvatarDBZ- CHICKEN
GODFATHER CANNOT BE TRACKED (SUPEREGO)
MANIFESTATION OF TRAUMATIC MEMORIES OF FALLEN SON-
[SERIAL KILLER]
Ironside- Neverwonagame3- CHICKEN
MANIFESTATION OF THE MEMORIES OF FRIENDS
[MASONS]
Montmorency- Jarrema- SOUP / Arakhor- BEEF
DOCTOR
a completely inoffensive name- Romanichine- CHICKEN / Bestrfcplayer- BEEF
WATCHER/TRACKER
Vanilla townies
Choxorn- taillesskangaru- SOUP
El Barto- Takhisis- SOUP
NinjaCow64- GamezRule- SOUP
Jarema- Autolycus- SOUP
Double A- robbiecon- SOUP
Diana Abnoba- Renata- SOUP
BSmith- mgsmuhammed- BEEF
Seon- Nictel- SOUP
Arjos- BSmith- CHICKEN
King Jan III Sobieski- Kennigit- SOUP
Classical_hero- CivGeneral- CHICKEN
edse- Mechaerik- CHICKEN
Chaotix- Seon- CHICKEN
Johnhughthom- johnhughthom- BEEF
Csargo- Choxorn- SOUP
Memnon- Red_Spy- CHICKEN
Major Robert Dump- Earthling- CHICKEN
atheotes- Darth Caesar- BEEF
Tiaexz- classical_hero- CHICKEN
wideyedwanderer- Winston Hughes- CHICKEN
The King- civplayah- SOUP
Ishmael- landlubber- BEEF
thefluffyone93- Skwink Caesar- CHICKEN
Beefy187- Yoshiegg737- BEEF
SouthernKing- The Bake- BEEF
Xenoneb- Zack- BEEF
DaveShack- Save Ferris- BEEF
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 08:51
http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/9D9v4HxYS7PX
Mason QT
http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/NTi6d7dECUe
Mafia QT
http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/baybWJd39ZJmY
SK/Host QT
Scoring and postgame comments to come later.
Thank you for playing, particularly those who actually played!
Montmorency
10-05-2012, 09:03
Southern King was inactive the whole game. Quite a close one, this. Town managed adequately, overall.
Good on Ironside for the two shadow victories in-a-row. I'm surprised he did not kill more often, though.
Should have expected that Pizza would give town two roles rather than three, if he could get away with it. Yet, three mafia - had I called that one, I wouldn't have made a fool of myself thinking Zack was the third role.
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 09:06
Preliminary commentary:
The game was based on the famous/infamous most brutal WOGging of an inactive player of all time, which occurred in the last game, against the inactive Neverwonagame3.
What if the guilt from that event tormented an already tormented mind?
What if I couldn't face that dark memory... and it slowly pushed my already split personality further into madness?
What if I had to face what I had done?
What if I had to finally pay for my crimes, even though I had escaped prosecution and was put into an insane asylum?
No one would be able to punish me in there.
But one suppressed memory would resurface...
And wipe out all the others.
Only fitting that such a memory would end up destroying several other inactive memories in the end.
Montmorency
10-05-2012, 09:12
Remind me: was I successful with even one protection?
Askthepizzaguy
10-05-2012, 09:14
Remind me: was I successful with even one protection?
No, you died before the odds were ever really good that you'd be able to protect someone.
The odds were always long that you'd successfully do it; I am surprised you chose to protect people other than your mason partner at times.
An excellent game. I never suspected Ironside at all. Good thinking at the end killing the only other active player, even when he was the most suspicious.
I'm actually kind of glad we didn't win. It would have felt really cheap.
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