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Hello, everyone!
This is a follow-up to my last game, Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie Mafia IN SPACE (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?141799-Pirate-Ninja-Robot-Zombie-Mafia-IN-SPACE-Concluded), in which I made an impromptu decision to allow the players choice over how the story unfolded throughout the course of the game.
That decision turned out to be very popular, and I enjoyed as well, so I've decided to continue the style with a new game!
This will for the most part be fairly-standard mafia, but for two changes:
-At the start of the game there will be a Day 0, where you all vote on the theme of the game, from a choice of themes provided in a list.
-Every Day phase after, there will be some sort of choice for you to make to progress the story.
As for the rest of da rulez:
-Private communication is allowed for living players.
-Private and public reveals are allowed for living players.
-Dead players may not reveal, and may not communicate privately
-No screenshots, chatlogs, or tactics that break the spirit of the game, etc.
-Vote: Abstain is allowed.
-Vote: No Lynch is NOT allowed.
-Votes may not be edited into posts.
-Any players inactive for more than three day phases continuously or five day phases total are subject to the Wrath of INSERT_NAME_HERE. If outside circumstances are to blame, contact me beforehand and there may be a solution.
-Have fun, obviously.
Here is the list of themes at the moment. You may feel free to suggest your own theme with your sign-up post, and if I deem it workable I'll add it to the list:
Themes:
-Pirate Land (think Pirates of the Caribbean)
-Western Land (think Cowboys and Indians)
-Space Land (think SPACE. This might be a little redundant)
-Mystery Land (think Indiana Jones)
-Horror Land (think scary movies)
-Magic Land (think Harry Potter)
-Ocean Land (think deep-sea expeditions)
-Cyber Land (think Tron)
I'm looking for at least 20 players, but 30 would be great.
Sign-Ups (26/30)
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Choxorn
Csargo
Darth Feather
Double A
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Jolt
LazyMcCrow
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
robbiecon
The King
TinCow
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Zack
Darth Feather
01-26-2013, 22:55
in seems like fun
Gaius Scribonius Curio
01-27-2013, 09:09
In...
IN
also i propose a giant lan party setting for this game
IN
also i propose a giant lan party setting for this game
So... everybody would be literally playing the mafia game via video-chat, as part of the story?
That seems a little too meta, but it might work.
LazyMcCrow
01-27-2013, 10:53
IN :2thumbsup:
In.
Theme suggestions
Dystopian (1984/ Fahrenheit 451/ Logan's Run)
Post-apocalyptic (Mad Max/ Waterworld/ The Road)
Aye ^^
BTW in the cyber one, can we expect anything like cyberpunk?
Otherwise I'm going to second edse's suggestions aswell :D
in
I think about two themes I like:
1. Lovercraftian (think Cthulu) - ancient monsters from other worlds, mad cultist, impending doom... I think it may be considered a sub-genre of horror, but a special one
2. Cyberpunk (think Neuromancer, or Johny Mneomonic, or Blade Runner, or even Matrix to some degree) - near-future world, where corporations have almost absolute power, people are genetically or mechanicaly modified, virtual reality is important part of life, etc.
So... everybody would be literally playing the mafia game via video-chat, as part of the story?
That seems a little too meta, but it might work.
no no just that all charaters are based on sitting in a big gym room on their computers, with roles made as so. (CS master hacker, AOE champion, N00B and so forth
also 1337
In.
Theme suggestions
Dystopian (1984/ Fahrenheit 451/ Logan's Run)
Post-apocalyptic (Mad Max/ Waterworld/ The Road)
I think I could probably combine both of these into a single theme, if that's ok.
I like both ideas; I just don't want to pin myself into a small area and stifle creativity.
in
I think about two themes I like:
1. Lovercraftian (think Cthulu) - ancient monsters from other worlds, mad cultist, impending doom... I think it may be considered a sub-genre of horror, but a special one
2. Cyberpunk (think Neuromancer, or Johny Mneomonic, or Blade Runner, or even Matrix to some degree) - near-future world, where corporations have almost absolute power, people are genetically or mechanicaly modified, virtual reality is important part of life, etc.
Cyberpunk seems very similar to what I have in mind for Cyber Land.
If you were in the last game, you know exactly how much inspiration I took from the Cthulu mythos. Lovecraft-type monsters will feature prominently in either the Horror or Space themes, so I don't think I need a separate category.
Montmorency
01-27-2013, 21:09
In.
Space Whale theme
Zaccino the Immortal theme
Captain Zackbeard theme
Zack is Pretty Cool theme
Zack is my favorite four-letter word theme
I will play this game theme
I heard there would be whales of the kind that reside in space?
dcmort93
01-27-2013, 23:07
I just can't resist!! IN!!
So I choose the "dystopian, cyber and post-apocalyptic" theme, thank you very much :D
Oh and obviously with space cowboys :2thumbsup:
Double A
01-28-2013, 01:17
Can there be a pony land?
Can there be a pony land?
Absolutely not.
You know, bronies wouldn't be nearly as annoying if they weren't always telling everyone how much they love a show about magical ponies targeted at young girls and how you should really try watching it.
Double A
01-28-2013, 01:52
If it wasn't annoying, it wouldn't be nearly as fun.
Askthepizzaguy
01-28-2013, 03:22
I believe I shall chooooooooooooooose
TO BE IN!!!!
As long as I'm a serial killer again.
8477
I'm gonna win this one again.
Ironside
01-28-2013, 10:06
With option 1.d in the pm questionaire, how can I resist?
1. Were you a participant of the game Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie Mafia IN SPACE?
d. No, you accidentally forgot to put me on the sign-up list like a complete idiot, even though I posted in the thread twice!
Cyberpunk would be good. If going for unusual stacking, add the horror theme. The random monster attacks are what broke the goverment, even if the attacks are contained enough to stopped being city wide threats, but after the cyberdemon attack on the headquaters of MegaCorp inc, things has turned for the worse yet again...
If it wasn't annoying, it wouldn't be nearly as fun.
Being that annoying isn't fun.
Can there be a pony land?
I second that request.
And I want a chainsaw.
And then... party time!
Setting: Party of bloodthirsty demon-worshipping, technologicaly advanced orcs (with zombies!) invades pony land
LazyMcCrow
01-28-2013, 23:59
I've been thinking and I like the idea of a Western theme (I am already in :)
White_eyes:D
01-29-2013, 01:32
IN:bow:
My activity might be a little low for this week but should pick up after. :nice:
Double A
01-29-2013, 02:11
Being that annoying isn't fun.
I beg to differ.
I second that request.
And I want a chainsaw.
And then... party time!
Setting: Party of bloodthirsty demon-worshipping, technologicaly advanced orcs (with zombies!) invades pony land
Orcs don't worship demons, humies worship demons.
Orcs don't worship demons, humies worship demons.
ok, I can be convinced on this point
seireikhaan
01-29-2013, 09:32
Hmm... Ah heck, why not. Interesting concept.
:charge:
Riedquat
01-29-2013, 13:46
In!
:bow:
autolycus
01-29-2013, 15:44
In.
robbiecon
01-29-2013, 20:36
Yay, Magic Land.
In
Ibn-Khaldun
01-29-2013, 22:17
I guess it's better to be IN then out...
Darth Feather
01-30-2013, 10:44
A little question concerning the rules: What happens in case of a tie?
Askthepizzaguy
01-30-2013, 11:50
I recommend a tiebreaking method of whichever thing in the tie was voted for first in the round, breaks the tie.
In other words, option A gets a vote before option B ever does. That breaks that tie.
I recommend a tiebreaking method of whichever thing in the tie was voted for first in the round, breaks the tie.
In other words, option A gets a vote before option B ever does. That breaks that tie.
Boo! That means it's never actually a tie and the first person to post in any particular phase automatically gives his choice a leg up for the rest of the round. I'd prefer a coin flip or some kind of other random selection to ensure that the early-risers (or whatever time zone is appropriate to the phase) don't always get their way.
A little question concerning the rules: What happens in case of a tie?
it depends :)
in case of lynch votes, as others says.
But in case of story... I would prefer if it could be the MERGE of two tied options :)
Like for example when choosing theme. Let's say that tied options are horror and cowboys. So the theme would be... Lovercraftian monsters on wild wild west!
Or when choosing: go route A, B, C. Tied options are A and B - so party splits. Or something unusual, devised by host happens
autolycus
01-30-2013, 17:38
I vote for Cyber Magic- Land. Let's give new meaning to the term Technological Wizard!
Darth Feather
01-30-2013, 18:11
A dystopian, Post-apocaliptic pirate story would be cool as well. :2thumbsup:
LazyMcCrow
01-30-2013, 19:04
A dystopian, Post-apocaliptic pirate story would be cool as well. :2thumbsup:
unvote: western, vote: What he said
I vote: horror pirate story
Montmorency
01-30-2013, 22:58
I vote for Persian-mythology theme park.
Double A
01-30-2013, 23:47
vote: Cthulu's invasion of the Robo-Cretaceous Period
Voting for the themes isn't going to officially begin until I close the sign-ups. Once that happens, you will know when to vote and what to vote for.
I don't have any sort of plan in case of a tie, but I will probably go with whatever seems the funniest option. That said, I'm not really expecting a tie.
Sign-ups seem to have filled up quickly, so I will leave them open for one more day and then I'll close it so we can get this gaem started!
Double A
01-31-2013, 01:38
If they tie, merge them!
seireikhaan
01-31-2013, 05:18
I actually think it might be wise for me to drop out of this one, sorry.
I actually think it might be wise for me to drop out of this one, sorry.
Sorry to hear that, khaan.
I suggest tie = no lynch. RNG is a flawed system.
Keen to get this one started.
I suggest tie = no lynch. RNG is a flawed system.
While I agree with the second sentence, I disagree with the first one. There are at least 3 non-rng methods of approaching this problem:
1. tie = no lynch. BIG NO for me
2. ATPG's method. Somewhat elegant, but with flaws described by TinCow
3. tie = double lynch. Not always balanced option, but IMO preferable
There are at least 3 non-rng methods of approaching this problem
There are more than that.
4. Sudden death. A tie extends the day phase until the tie is broken. The moment a vote breaks the tie and puts one person in the lead, the round is over and that person is lynched.
5. Run-off. A tie results in a new lynch phase where the only candidates for the lynch are the people involved in the previous tie.
Both of these have been used in the Gameroom, with (4) a favorite of GH. (4) is pretty balanced, with it's main flaw being that it gives a great deal of power to whoever is online at the time the round is up. That said, breaking a tie in a situation like that is its own complicating factor with implications for the tie-breaker, so that balances out the power a bit.
5 is the most balanced, but also the most time consuming.
Double A
02-01-2013, 02:53
I propose that my vote simply count twice as much as everyone else's combined in the event of a day period. Everything will sort itself out.
DAY 0
It was a beautiful day out. Spring break had just started in the Gameroom, and today a bunch of Gameroomers had shown up for the grand opening of a brand new theme park. This new amusement park was known as Mafia Land, and supposedly it would allow the participants an unprecedented amount of control over the rides and games within. Expectedly, the Gameroomers were all super-hyped about this, because if there was one thing that they liked, it was games. And rides too. Rides were ok.
So hyped were some Gameroomers that at 6:00 AM that morning, approximately 27 were camped outside waiting for the Grand Opening of Mafia Land. And at 6:00 AM that morning, the gates to Mafia Land opened (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEjTFB1wec&feature=plpp).
Inside the gateway stood a dashing looking man in a purple top hat and suit with some extravagant-looking coattails. The gentleman introduced himself.
"Welcome to Mafia Land, everyone! I am Chaotix, the owner and proprietor of this humble emporium of enthusiasm, and I will be your host today on your magical journey! Now, who's ready for ADVENTURE??"
All 27 Gameroomers cheered, for they were very enthusiastic and quite fond of magical journeys. Most of all, however, they were very, very, very, very, very, very ready for ADVENTURE.
"Alright then everyone, follow me straight into this elevator and we'll head down to the Game Creation room!"
Chaotix carefully sidestepped out of the way as the crowd stampeded straight past him into the elevator which had seemingly appeared out of nowhere. It was a tight squeeze, but eventually all 27 of them plus Chaotix himself were able to fit into it. The elevator curiously appeared to be made all of glass. This, combined with the fact that Chaotix was wearing a purple top hat and suit with extravagant coattails, gave some of the Gameroomers some ideas as to where Chaotix might have gotten his inspiration for this write-up. But they didn't have much time to ponder such ideas, as Chaotix pushed a button as soon as he stepped in and the elevator zoomed off in no particular direction.
Along the way, the Gameroomers saw glimpses of things they couldn't even begin to describe. Chaotix explained the purposes of each room that they passed in such a way that even afterward nobody could really understand just what was going on. At last, they arrived at what could only be the Game Creation room, and the doors slid open and the Gameroomers all flooded out into the center of the large room.
This room was filled with all sorts of gears and pipes and machinery. The only pieces of equipment that were obvious to the Gameroomers were the giant computer screen that covered an entire wall, and a curious looking green-pipe shaped doorway leading out of the room on the other side. The doorway was hooked up to the rest of the machinery and had a bunch lightbulbs around the edges that were currently turned off. Chaotix explained that the lightbulbs were just to make it look cooler and more scientific, but they decided to leave them unplugged to save electricity. This place was pretty expensive to run without the flashy lightbulbs, thank you very much.
"All right everyone, here's where the real magic of Mafia Land occurs: the Game Creation Chamber! In this room you'll decide exactly what kind of universe your ADVENTURE will take place in! Isn't that exciting?"
The Gameroomers all cheered in glorious excitement (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPR1G_hsOeE&feature=plpp).
"That's what I like to hear. Now in just a moment you'll see up on this screen the various choices of adventure-scape you can make. This window will provide you with a view into the very worlds you might be dropped into with absolutely no safety precautions, so choose wisely! The world with the most votes is the one that will get chosen for this session. I'll give you some time to choose, and then we'll be onward to adventure! Above all, make sure you have fun! That's what Mafia Land is all about!"
Up on the computer screen the different adventure choices were outlined for the Gameroomers, and then the screen began cycling through scenic views from the different worlds. With so many cool choices, it sure would be difficult for these Gameroomers to decide!
ADVENTURE THEMES:
-Pirate Land (think Pirates of the Caribbean)
-Western Land (think Cowboys and Indians)
-Space Land (think SPACE. This might be a little redundant)
-Mystery Land (think Indiana Jones)
-Horror Land (think scary movies)
-Magic Land (think Harry Potter)
-Ocean Land (think deep-sea expeditions)
-Cyber Land (think Tron; also includes cyberpunk and "LAN party" settings)
-Candy Land (think the entire planet will give you diabetes)
-Desert Land (think The Arabian Nights)
-Nuke Land (think dystopian/post-apocalyptic)
Get choosing, everyone! You've got 24 hours.
I may extend it to 48 if I don't see enough people voting. In general, I would like to keep most of the game to 24 hours, but again I can do 48 hours if necessary. I feel like 48 hours phases tend to slow down the game unless it is huge in proportions.
Nuke Land Obvious choice here.
Oh, and since I know you were all concerned about ties, I have decided on a method of resolving them.
We'll call this Method 6: CHAOTIX's CHOICE!
Getting a tie means you guys can't decide for yourselves. And if you can't decide for yourselves, then Chaotix gets to choose his own adventure! Doesn't that sound exciting? There's absolutely no telling what could happen.
So a little advice: if you want to stay in control of your own adventure, don't let Chaotix have a choice!
Double A
02-01-2013, 04:07
vote: Diabeetus Land
Montmorency
02-01-2013, 04:07
Vote: Candy Land
I love candy and overthrowing the cities of my enemies.
Chaotix, the Youtube links are for the mobile version of YouTube. Did you post that whole update from your phone or something?
Anyways, Nuke Land.
Long ago, the Earth used to live in harmony. But everything changed when the Space Whale nation attacked.
My four year old son has taken control of my phone and insists on Candy Land. :laugh4:
Chaotix, the Youtube links are for the mobile version of YouTube. Did you post that whole update from your phone or something?
Anyways, Nuke Land.
Long ago, the Earth used to live in harmony. But everything changed when the Space Whale nation attacked.
Earth. Fire. Space. Uranium. Only the Immortal can control all four elements.
Actually, I did write and post that from my iPad. I am currently far, far away from my computer, which is a desktop, so I've been getting by with this for the past week.
If one of you guys checks to see if the links work if you just delete the "m." before the link then I will change them. I can't check because, well, iPad. I assume it'll jus redirect me.
autolycus
02-01-2013, 05:34
Western Land!
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-01-2013, 07:11
Nuke Land - I feel like entering dystopia!
Horror land
Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
Cyber Land
Prepare the red bull!!!!
Vote: Nuke Land, omae wa mo shindeiru...
Ironside
02-01-2013, 09:42
Vote: Cyber land
Darth Feather
02-01-2013, 10:28
vote: Nuke Land Obviously
ADVENTURE THEMES:
-Pirate Land (think Pirates of the Caribbean)
-Western Land (think Cowboys and Indians)
-Space Land (think SPACE. This might be a little redundant)
-Mystery Land (think Indiana Jones)
-Horror Land (think scary movies)
-Magic Land (think Harry Potter)
-Ocean Land (think deep-sea expeditions)
-Cyber Land (think Tron; also includes cyberpunk and "LAN party" settings)
-Candy Land (think the entire planet will give you diabetes)
-Desert Land (think The Arabian Nights)
-Nuke Land (think dystopian/post-apocalyptic)
I can only exclude a couple not chose one.
Funny, I began to think what you get when combining Western, Mystery, Horror, Magic, Desert and Nuke and found a perfect match in Stephen King's The Dark Tower series 8513
Vote: Mystery Land as I had an Indiana Jones week two weeks ago.
vote: Desert Land.
Sounds nice and exotic.
Riedquat
02-01-2013, 13:53
Vote: Nuke Land!
Ibn-Khaldun
02-01-2013, 16:45
Vote: Desert Land
Chaotix is posting from his ipad, a clear sign of scumminess. He should be lynched.
Tally:
Nuke Land: 6 (Visorslash, Zack, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Arjos, Darth Feather, Riedquat)
Candy Land: 3 (Double A, Montmorency, BSmith)
Cyber Land: 2 (Makrell, Ironside)
Horror Land: 2 (Jarema, TinCow)
Desert Land: 2 (Ishmael, The King)
Western Land: 1 (autolycus)
Space Land: 1 (Elite Ferret)
Mystery Land: 1 (edse)
Not Voting: 9 (THIS IS A THIRD OF THE PLAYERS!?1?)
I am extending the round 24 hours, both to get some more votes in here and so that I can do the next write-up on my desktop computer, which will result in a better, faster write-up for everybody.
You might want to send out a PM to all the participants. Some may well not even know you've started a round of voting.
That's a good idea. Without role PMs yet they might not have realized we have started. Role PMs will be after the theme is chosen by the way.
dcmort93
02-02-2013, 07:38
I think I'll go with the Nuke Land
Changed my mind,
unvote, vote: Candy Land
LazyMcCrow
02-02-2013, 11:37
vote: Western Land
Changed mind,
unvote: vote candyland
Double A
02-02-2013, 12:35
I fail to see how playing a Fallout clone mafia game is more interesting than playing a sugary utopia with the potential to turn into a Fallout clone mafia game.
Darth Feather
02-02-2013, 12:43
True enough unvote; vote: Candyland
White_eyes:D
02-02-2013, 15:33
If it has 90% sillyness, I don't care if it is fallout-like.:clown:
Vote:Nuketown
I can't even fathom why orgahs think Candyland would be a good idea.:laugh4:
I fail to see how playing a Fallout clone mafia game is more interesting than playing a sugary utopia with the potential to turn into a Fallout clone mafia game.
Perhaps they could be merged? An apocalyptic wasteland covers the earth, with a few scattered towns living in ignorant, diabetic bliss :beam:.
Perhaps they could be merged? An apocalyptic wasteland covers the earth, with a few scattered towns living in ignorant, diabetic bliss :beam:.
Best way to merge the two concepts...
Chocolate. Skittles. Starburst. Ice cream.
Long ago, the four sweets were eaten together in harmony.
Then, everything changed when the Space Whale nation attacked (and stole all of the insulin).
Best way to merge the two concepts...
Chocolate. Skittles. Starburst. Ice cream.
Long ago, the four sweets were eaten together in harmony.
Then, everything changed when the Space Whale nation attacked (and stole all of the insulin).
But all the Space Whales are dead.
But all the Space Whales are dead.
I assume by "dead," you meant "badass conquistadors"?
Perhaps they could be merged? An apocalyptic wasteland covers the earth, with a few scattered towns living in ignorant, diabetic bliss :beam:.
Or just have it be post-apocalyptic candyland. What's to say that candy nations can't go to war? Atomic Fireballs resulted in MAD, leaving nothing but a melted wastelands of salt water taffee and tootsie rolls. Barbaric survivors live on stale candy corn and use broken candycanes as spears.
Montmorency
02-03-2013, 04:53
I enjoy Turkish Delight.
I assume by "dead," you meant "badass conquistadors"?
No, Jolt and I used our powers to destroy the Space Whales, once and for all.
*pokes tongue at Zack*
Tally:
Nuke Land: 8 (Visorslash, Zack, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Arjos, Riedquat, Csargo, dcmort93, White_eyes:D)
Candy Land: 7 (Double A, Montmorency, BSmith, Choxorn, Ishmael, Makrell, Darth Feather)
Horror Land: 2 (Jarema, TinCow)
Western Land: 2 (autolycus, LazyMcCrow)
Desert Land: 1 (The King)
Cyber Land: 1 (Ironside)
Space Land: 1 (Elite Ferret)
Mystery Land: 1 (edse)
Not Voting: 4
Stand by for ADVENTURIFICATION.
Best way to merge the two concepts...
Chocolate. Skittles. Starburst. Ice cream.
Long ago, the four sweets were eaten together in harmony.
Then, everything changed when the Space Whale nation attacked (and stole all of the insulin).
Long ago, this meme was funny.
THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
When Chaotix judged that the Gameroomers had all been given enough time to vote, he tapped his cane on the ground a few times to get everyone’s attention. Did I mention he had a cane? It was a pretty sweet looking cane, all made out of cherry wood except for the top which had a cool purple diamond handle. I bet you didn’t even know there were purple diamonds. Well, now you do.
Anyway, after tapping his awesome purple diamond and cherry wood cane on the floor, the Gameroomers all looked at Chaotix expectantly and he began to speak.
“Well then, let’s tally the votes, eh? Oooh, it looks like it’ll be a pretty close one. Both Nuke Land and Candy Land seem to have garnered a rather large amount of votes…”
Chaotix was pretty much just artificially prolonging the suspense at this point, because the vote tallies were clearly shown right up on the computer screen.
“And it looks like Nuke Land wins by just one vote! Get ready, folks, because things are about to get positively radioactive up in here!”
Chaotix threw a lever that just happened to be sitting on the wall right next to him, and all of a sudden the machines in the room started whirring with activity. Then he plugged a wire into a socket and the lights on the green doorway all lit up as well, with a cool crackling-electricity effect around them.
Soon, the machines had accomplished what they were supposed to, and inside the green pipe-shaped doorway it appeared as if the space-time continuum itself had been torn open. Waiting behind the portal was a land of drab grays and browns. Drab cityscapes and desolate wastelands were alternately showcased on the big screen.
“So this is what you guys voted for, eh? Candy Land seemed like it might have been a little more vibrant and interesting to me, but hey – this is YOUR adventure after all. You guys, collectively, make the choices, although I suppose some of you individually might not be happy with them. That’s democracy! Now, everybody into the portal!”
The Gameroomers looked confused. Surely they wouldn’t actually be going into that terrifying portal thingy?
“Yes, you. Let’s go!”
Chaotix shooed them all in, and then hopped in himself after he was sure they were all through. A bright flash of light blinded each participant as they entered.
-------
They were all awoken to the sounds of sirens.
“Everybody out! Can’t you hear, there’s gonna be a meltdown. I said everybody get out!”
26 nuclear power plant workers hurried shuffled out of the plant and into the shuttle, where they were taken to a safe zone. They were all pretty confused and had no freaking clue what was going on. The leader who had shuffled them out in the first place began to speak. He was wearing a purple jumpsuit and a hard-hat and looked strangely familiar…
“Alright, everyone. Hope you enjoyed that opening sequence. More is yet to come! But first, introductions are in order. I am Foreman Chaotix, and since this is an emergency, I’ll be leading you here.”
The 26 workers seemed to have their memory jogged a little bit by this point.
“As you can see, all of you were, until very recently, working at the Happy Springs Nuclear Power Generation Plant. However, it appears that dirty Coldenskian spies have sabotaged the plant. By now the ensuing meltdown will have completely irradiated the entirety of Happy Springs Township. That’s not too much of a problem, because the Republic had deemed the entire population expendable in its emergency protocols. We did manage to save you guys though, our valuable factory workers.”
Those facts seemed jarring to some of the workers, but this is, after all, what they had signed up for.
“Happy Springs is located on the fringe of Republic territory. We are miles away from the nearest settlement and our tanks are low on gas just from the drive out here to get out of the radiation zone. Your task is twofold: find the saboteurs from Coldensk, and determine our next course of action.”
There wasn’t much out here but road and dirt. There was a fork in the road, and off behind them there seemed to be a rising pillar of dark smoke. That was probably the way they had came.
“We can take the south fork and head back to the heart of the Republic, but we’ll have to go through border security to do so. Or we could take the north fork, where it’s rumored there’s a hidden paradise city. Or, if you’re feeling brave, we could go back to Happy Springs and brave the radiation in search of some supplies. We might need more gas if we are going to take either fork. The choice is yours. CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!”
BEGIN DAY 1
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Get voting!
Vote for the lynch in Black.
Vote for the path in Red.
Note: All role PMs have been sent out by this point. The base town role PM has been sent to everyone in the game.
Note 2: I miscounted and there are actually 26 players, not 27. This doesn't really change anything.
Vote: Happy Springs Eternal
Vote: Elite Ferret
Montmorency
02-03-2013, 06:39
Vote: Aid Spies
Vote: Ishmael
Vote: Hidden paradise city
White_eyes:D
02-03-2013, 08:52
Vote:Choxorn
I like where Visorslash is going with this....heading into a radioactive fallout area, what could go wrong?:laugh4:
We might need the gas though...Vote: Happy Springs Eternal
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-03-2013, 09:26
Vote: Republic: Border controls are more likely to pose a problem for Coldskanians than others - it may not, and probably won't but...
Vote: The King
Who likes deserts - seriously..?
Vote: Happy Springs, everyone grab your suits and let's get supplies, besides I left my toothbrush in town! XD
Vote: Double A
Askthepizzaguy
02-03-2013, 10:12
Vote: Happy Springs
Vote: Elite Ferret
Insert nonsensical Day One reasoning here. Filler. More filler.
Witty remark. Smiley face.
Darth Feather
02-03-2013, 10:43
I would like to go to Hidden paradise city, I mean, who does not like a hidden paradise.
vote: Choxorn Random.org forced me to
vote: Visorslash, for no real reason (unless he's mafia, in which case this is brilliant foresight)
vote: Hidden paradise city. How could anything that sounds that good possibly go wrong? It's not like it's the bait in a trap laid for us by the host or anything.
Vote: robbiecon
vote: hidden path
vote:Csargo
vote:hidden paradise city
Who doesn't love a paradise? I always believe rumours, they're never wrong.
Vote: Go back to Happy Springs
Vote: GSC
Vote: Hidden Paradise City
From what I hear, the place has nice green grass and pretty girls.
Vote: Monty
Annoying highlighting colors are annoying.
Montmorency
02-03-2013, 15:07
From what I hear, the place has nice green grass and pretty girls.
I said before that I spoke the truth
I thank you for your paper trail of proof
Time will reveal how the righteous wrong!
How they conceal with a forked tongue
Cherish the words of the dying man
Vote: Tincow
Ibn-Khaldun
02-03-2013, 15:15
Vote: Makrell
Vote: Happy Springs
autolycus
02-03-2013, 15:25
Vote: Heart of the Republic!
Arbitrary Vote: Ishmael
LazyMcCrow
02-03-2013, 15:42
[B]Vote: Hidden Paradise City
[B]vote: Autolycus[B]
LazyMcCrow
02-03-2013, 15:45
Vote: Hidden Paradise City
vote: Autolycus
Frikkin phone.:/
Vote: LazyMcCrow for using a phone.
Vote: Hidden Paradise City
Vote: Zack
Vote: Happy Town
Hell
Vote: Zack
Vote: Happy Town[/QUOTE]
Sorry meantGo back to the heart of the republic
Capital forever
Riedquat
02-03-2013, 17:45
Vote: Arjos
Vote:hidden paradise city
Take me down
To the Paradise City
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh, won't you please take me home)
Vote: Visorslash
Vote:hidden paradise city
robbiecon
02-03-2013, 23:57
Grr, Jarema, I was just about to do this:
Take me down to the Vote: hidden paradise city...
I will Vote: Jarema for stealing my thunder ;)
Lynch:
2 Elite Ferret (Visorslash, ATPG
2 Ishmael (Csargo, Autolycus
2 Choxorn (White_Eyes:D, Darth
1 The King (GSC
1 Double A (Arjos
2 Visorslash (Ishmael, Jarrema
1 Robbiecon (Makrell
1 Csargo (Elite Ferret
1 GSC (Jolt
1 Monty (TinCow
1 TinCow (Monty
1 Makrell (The King
1 Autolycus (Lazy
1 Lazy (Zack
1 Zack (edse
1 Arjos (Riedquat
1 Jarrema (Robbiecon
1 edse (Choxorn
Direction:
7 Happy Springs (Visorslash, White_Eyes:D, Arjos, ATPG, Jolt, The King, edse
11 Hidden Paradise City (Csargo, Darth, Ishmael, Elite Ferret, TinCow, Lazy, Zack, Riedquat, Jarema, Robbiecon, Choxorn
3 Republic (GSC, Autolycus, Makrell
What do you have against closing your parentheses?
What do you have against closing your parentheses?
Leave them open so I can edit them later to add extra votes.
Vote: Hidden Paradise City
I sense a trap.
What do we do now?
Spring the trap.
Also, Vote: edse for messing up his vote formatting twice in a row.
Unvote; Vote: Choxorn
Someone has to break the tie.
Montmorency
02-04-2013, 06:02
I am always watching.
Unvote; Vote: Choxorn
Lynch Tally:
Choxorn - 4 (White_eyes:D, Darth Feather, Visorslash, Montmorency)
Ishmael - 2 (Csargo, autolycus)
Visorslash - 2 (Ishmael, Jarema)
Elite Ferret - 1 (Askthepizzaguy)
The King - 1 (Gaius Scribonius Curio)
Double A - 1 (Arjos)
robbiecon - 1 (Makrell)
Csargo - 1 (Elite Ferret)
Gaius Scribonius Curio - 1 (Jolt)
Montmorency - 1 (TinCow)
Makrell - 1 (The King)
autolycus - 1 (LazyMcCrow)
LazyMcCrow - 1 (Zack)
Zack - 1 (edse)
Arjos - 1 (Riedquat)
Jarema - 1 (robbiecon)
edse - 1 (Choxorn)
Path Tally:
Hidden Paradise - 11 (Csargo, Darth Feather, Ishmael, Elite Ferret, TinCow, LazyMcCrow, Zack, Riedquat, Jarema, robbiecon, Choxorn)
Happy Springs - 7 (Visorslash, White_eyes:D, Arjos, Askthepizzaguy, Jolt, The King, edse)
Republic Outpost - 3 (Gaius Scribonius Curio, autolycus, Makrell)
---
Choxorn has been lynched.
Hidden Paradise has been selected.
Standby for write-up.
EDIT: Also, send in your night orders. Night starts now.
DAY 1
As soon as the workers were informed that there were Coldenskian spies amongst them, the discussion turned into a chaotic frenzy of voting. At first it seemed as if there would be no clear verdict, and Foreman Chaotix himself would be forced to resolve the situation, but towards the end of the day the workers had come to a narrow plurality on Choxorn.
Foreman Chaotix tallied the votes and then addressed the lot of them.
“So it seems you think Choxorn is the dirty Coldensk. Why so?”
A bunch of the workers all shouted at once.
“He smells of elderberries!”
“He’s got huge fangs!”
“He turned me into a newt!”
“I’ll have none of this nonsense. Do any of you have any real reasons to suspect Choxorn?”
There was a strained silence, and then one worker spoke up.
“Sometimes he wears a yellow neckerchief. Now I don’t know about him turnin’ anybody into a newt, but everybody knows yellow’s the color of the Coldensk Union. I’ll bet he’s one of them dirty collectivists!”
Now suddenly everybody was very serious. A yellow neckerchief was serious business.
“Is this true, Choxorn? Are you a collectivist?”
Choxorn looked confused and fearful.
“What? No! I’m loyal to the Republic, I swear it!”
“Turn out his pockets.”
Two workers moved forward to restrain Choxorn while a third dove into his pockets. He tried to struggle, but it was no use. In seconds, the frisk was over, and one of the workers held up a yellow neckerchief for all to see. Choxorn looked just as shocked as the rest of them.
“B-but I had no idea that was there! I’ve been framed, I swear it!”
“I’ve seen and heard enough. There’s only one kind of punishment befitting a spy of the Coldensk Union.”
Before anyone knew what he was doing, Foreman Chaotix had pulled a collapsible rifle out of his purple jumpsuit. Without warning, he shot Choxorn straight in the head, spattering his brains over the workers surrounding him. The workers just watched, shocked again.
“Where did you even get one of those??”
“There’s a lot about me that you don’t know. Now let’s get moving for that supposed ‘paradise’.”
---
After about 50 miles of travel, they ran out of gas. Without any use for the cars out in the middle of nowhere, the workers stripped them of everything useful and continued on foot. The gray plains were harsh this time of year – not too hot or cold, but dry, with no food or water in sight.
A few of the workers were about to collapse from exhaustion when they saw it, off in the night sky.
“There! In the distance! Lights! It must be the city!”
With new resolve, the 25 workers and their foreman continued onward. After another hour, they had reached the source of the light. From the looks of it, it was a small town – perhaps 20 buildings, surrounded by a crude wood-and-scrap-metal wall. Hardly a paradise, but they appeared to have electricity, and any form of shelter would be good enough for them at this point – it was starting to get cold out.
A watcher stopped them at the gate, but after a few minutes let them through.
They were welcomed by a tall, jovial lady with a broad smile.
“Welcome to Paradise! We’re always happy to have new visitors! Oh, my, but you all must be so tired… why not stay the night? We have beds to spare, and leftovers from dinner as well. And in the morning, we’ll have a nice hot breakfast!”
With a pitch like that, the workers were all too tired and hungry to disagree. They settled down into a bunkhouse that looked as if it had been built just for them, and were all given cold meat for dinner. Soon, the workers drifted off into a deep sleep… well, most of them, anyway.
BEGIN NIGHT 1
It will last 24 hours.
---
Alive: 25
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
Darth Feather
Double A
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Jolt
LazyMcCrow
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
robbiecon
The King
TinCow
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Zack
Not Alive: 1
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-04-2013, 08:53
Vote: Aid Spies
Care to explain this?
Seems very brazen or very misconceived out of context. What with the colour and all - let alone what it actually says...
Montmorency
02-04-2013, 08:58
As I said, I am always watching.
A yellow neckerchief was serious business.
It is a token. I was raised and born in Hoboken.
Askthepizzaguy
02-04-2013, 10:18
Right this way, please. People who will be visiting me tonight should get in line. The queue is always rather long this time of game.
Investigation result: Townie (duh). Pizza still lynched D2 on suspicion of being Godfather. Bonus points for using "I don't believe my own detective results". More bonus points for quoting my own posts in that game where I did that, just to rub it in my face.
Doctor result: Protected Pizza but got found out by the scum Watcher and therefore died N2.
Tracker result: Pizza didn't go anywhere. Pizza had a rough night at work and actually slept.
Roleblock result: Pizza was successfully roleblocked by both the town and the mafia. Didn't matter because he was vanilla.
There. Are you guys happy now?
Right this way, please. People who will be visiting me tonight should get in line. The queue is always rather long this time of game.
Investigation result: Townie (duh). Pizza still lynched D2 on suspicion of being Godfather. Bonus points for using "I don't believe my own detective results". More bonus points for quoting my own posts in that game where I did that, just to rub it in my face.
Doctor result: Protected Pizza but got found out by the scum Watcher and therefore died N2.
Tracker result: Pizza didn't go anywhere. Pizza had a rough night at work and actually slept.
Roleblock result: Pizza was successfully roleblocked by both the town and the mafia. Didn't matter because he was vanilla.
There. Are you guys happy now?
yeah!
I know whom to observe as a watcher, yes I do!
Ibn-Khaldun
02-04-2013, 10:59
Why wait D2 if we, the Coldenskians, can kill him N1?!
Darth Feather
02-04-2013, 11:01
Because the doctor will protect him night 1
Askthepizzaguy
02-04-2013, 11:03
Why wait D2 if we, the Coldenskians, can kill him N1?!
Doctor protection.
You can roleblock the doctor after you observe him protecting me. Then I'll be vulnerable N2.
Alternatively just guess who the doctor is and block him tonight, take me out. I would award you several pepperoni points for such a bold gambit.
Ibn-Khaldun
02-04-2013, 11:06
Sooo... anyone knows who the Doctor is? I feel myself a bit ill and would like to visit him..
:clown:
Askthepizzaguy
02-04-2013, 11:21
You look like you've been eating too much Tin.
You look like you've been eating too much Tin.
Nah, too many Snapples.
Doctor protection.
You can roleblock the doctor after you observe him protecting me. Then I'll be vulnerable N2.
Waste of energy and night action. You will be lynched day 2, so why bother?
White_eyes:D
02-04-2013, 12:43
And we ran out of gas....went better then expected.:laugh4:
They were welcomed by a tall, jovial lady with a broad smile.
“Welcome to Paradise! We’re always happy to have new visitors! Oh, my, but you all must be so tired… why not stay the night? We have beds to spare, and leftovers from dinner as well. And in the morning, we’ll have a nice hot breakfast!” I would not eat the meat...I get bad vibes from jovial lady's ever since that one game episode of the walking dead.:sweatdrop:
Right this way, please. People who will be visiting me tonight should get in line. The queue is always rather long this time of game.
Investigation result: Townie (duh). Pizza still lynched D2 on suspicion of being Godfather. Bonus points for using "I don't believe my own detective results". More bonus points for quoting my own posts in that game where I did that, just to rub it in my face.
Doctor result: Protected Pizza but got found out by the scum Watcher and therefore died N2.
Tracker result: Pizza didn't go anywhere. Pizza had a rough night at work and actually slept.
Roleblock result: Pizza was successfully roleblocked by both the town and the mafia. Didn't matter because he was vanilla.
There. Are you guys happy now?
8529
1. What are the odds of every single car running out of gas at the exact same time?
2. We just walked into a den of cannibals, I'm calling it right now.
LazyMcCrow
02-04-2013, 20:48
Right this way, please. People who will be visiting me tonight should get in line. The queue is always rather long this time of game.
Investigation result: Townie (duh). Pizza still lynched D2 on suspicion of being Godfather. Bonus points for using "I don't believe my own detective results". More bonus points for quoting my own posts in that game where I did that, just to rub it in my face.
Doctor result: Protected Pizza but got found out by the scum Watcher and therefore died N2.
Tracker result: Pizza didn't go anywhere. Pizza had a rough night at work and actually slept.
Roleblock result: Pizza was successfully roleblocked by both the town and the mafia. Didn't matter because he was vanilla.
There. Are you guys happy now?
http://10in8.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/MP900438569-680x1024.jpg
Doctor protection.
You can roleblock the doctor after you observe him protecting me. Then I'll be vulnerable N2.
Alternatively just guess who the doctor is and block him tonight, take me out. I would award you several pepperoni points for such a bold gambit.
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/mdlart/mdlart1112/mdlart111200116/11550990-wood-box-of-sweet-traditional-marzipan-fruit-and-glass-of-dessert-wine.jpg
The ghost of choxorn takes up residence in one of the stripped cars, and attempts to move it. It rolls slightly downhill.
Askthepizzaguy
02-04-2013, 22:40
The ghost of choxorn takes up residence in one of the stripped cars, and attempts to move it. It rolls slightly downhill.
That was gravity.
Make it move uphill and then we'll talk. BTW your sheets smell funky.
The ghost of choxorn goes to Paradise City to seek a bath.
The ghost of choxorn goes to Paradise City to seek a bath.
You put sheets in a washing machine, not a bathtub. Weirdo.
Actually, washing machines are banned in the Republic, because they have been used historically by dirty collectivists to hide bombs and child soldiers. Often at the same time.
Anyone caught in possession of a washing machine is usually subject to lifetime imprisonment.
It all stems from the law which prohibited collectivists from meeting in public places, so they had to make covert message exchanges at the local laundromat instead.
Anyone caught in possession of a washing machine is usually subject to lifetime imprisonment.
You'll never take me alive, coppers!
NIGHT 1
Zack was sleeping pretty tightly. Actually, he was usually a light sleeper but in this case somebody had bashed him with a blunt instrument, put a bag over his head, tied his hands behind his back, and then dragged him outside. So he was sleeping quite tightly indeed.
A sharp slap to the face woke him back up again.
“Any last words, you bourgeois scum?”
“Oh, no! This is the part where you guys eat me, isn’t it? I knew coming to this town was a bad idea!”
“Wait, what? No! You’re being executed for your crimes against the Coldensk Union!”
“Oh, good. That I can deal with. What were my crimes again?”
“You have helped to perpetuate the disgusting capitalist ideals of your beloved Republic.”
“Hey man, I was just doing my job.”
“Don’t try to defend yourself! This is an execution, not a trial!”
“Well, you DID ask me for my last words. Here they are: banana, banana. Also, you can’t kill me. I was immortal in a past life.”
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I can’t listen to this drivel any longer!”
“I bet half the crew heard you, though. Better kill me fast, Coldy!”
The Coldenskian spy cursed under his breath, then quickly slit Zack’s throat and bolted.
He vowed to never again be made a mockery of by a man he was about to kill.
---
It was cold outside, and he was tired, but The King couldn’t sleep; instead, he was out stargazing, leaning against an old tree that was long dead. Without much light pollution out here in the wilderness (Paradise’s lights all went out at midnight), there were many, many stars to gaze at. He imagined a little starship flitting between those stars, having adventures much like the one he was on here. If only they had continued the space program far enough before the Great War…
The King couldn’t shake the feeling that someone was watching him – someone unfriendly. Of course, this whole town seemed a little too friendly, if you asked The King. A whole town full of people who took in large groups of visitors, fed and sheltered them with no cost? There was no such thing in today’s world. Something was up with these people.
Of course, something was also up with The King – namely, his neck. Before he even knew what was happening, somebody had already thrown a lasso around it and was hoisting him up underneath a tree limb. The King choked and sputtered and struggled, but there was nothing he could do.
“So, you call yourself ‘The King’, eh?”
Not surprisingly, The King was unable to respond to his captor.
“You must be very daring… or very foolish. There is no place for monarchs in the Collectivist Revolution! In Coldensk, we burned all of the nobility in effigy before we cut their throats. You, I am thinking we will just burn.”
The Coldenskian infiltrator lit a match and then pressed it to The King’s pant leg until it caught fire. Then he began to walk away, leaving The King with the dual discomfort of being choked and on fire at the same time.
“Having fun, Darth Feather?”
Darth Feather jumped three feet into the air. He looked for where he thought the voice had come from, but he couldn’t see anyone in this darkness.
“Wh-who are you? How did you know it was me?”
The spy had been wearing a yellow neckerchief to cover most of his face, after all.
“Followed you from the bunk house. You’re in a lot of trouble now, you know. You didn’t think you could just leave The King there alone and get away with it, did you?”
“Stop… stay back!”
“Now, now, look at him! He just wants you to hang out with him!”
Darth Feather tried to make a run for it, but he soon found a rope around his neck as well. He grasped with his hands and tried to break free, but oddly enough they kept sticking to the rope and he couldn’t do anything. Soon, he was hoisted up right next to The King, who was burning pretty steadily at this point. Then a sharp pain pierced his chest and he felt his life ebbing away…
---
In the morning, the rest of the workers woke up. In chains. The jovial woman dropped by the bunk house to pick them all up, pleasant as ever.
“Ah, there you all are. I trust you slept well? Very good, because that means it’s time for breakfast!”
“Hey, what’s the deal with the chains here, lady?”
“Why, we said we would have you for breakfast! What did you think we meant?”
The jovial woman then burst out into some very disconcerting and cacophonous laughter.
“It’s a good thing you boys came along when you did. Our monthly shipment from the Snow Man is long overdue, and we were getting pretty hungry here. I was afraid we might have to resort to buying from that revolting farm! Now, I promise we shall feast soon, but first there are some friends of yours we need to check up on.”
The woman and her underlings (who were quite smelly) lead the group out into the sunlight, where they found three dead co-workers. The body of Zack had been dragged out from where it was found and left under the tree with the two hanged men.
In the daylight, Darth Feather’s visage behind the yellow neckerchief was clear. What was also clear was that he had not been hanged with rope – instead, it looked like a thick black string. More curious was the red-and-white striped spear sticking through his chest. Many of the workers gasped at the sight.
“Whatever you boys were trying to do, you sure botched it up. One’s all dried out, the next overcooked, and this last one? A tasteless display, if you ask me.”
The jovial woman might have continued lecturing them, but one of her smunderlings ran up to her, alarmed.
“Miss Helga, me and Johnny just both counted all of them here. There was 26 of ‘em when they got here, and three are dead, but I only counted 19! And Johnny counted 18. That means on average we are missing at least 6 of them!”
“What? Search the town. FIND THEM!”
“I believe that won’t be necessary.”
Foreman Chaotix had arrived with his on-average six workers that had managed to escape. He had his collapsible rifle pointed right at Miss Helga and his trusty gas mask over his face (he had actually been wearing this gas mask for most of the trip so far, and only took it off once or twice to “breathe in the fresh air”), and the rest of them had taken other firearms from the town as well. The smunderlings drew their guns immediately and a standoff ensued.
“We outnumber you, but you could cause a lot of trouble for us, that’s for sure. Let’s make a deal here.”
“I’m listening.”
“We’ll let you go. Unharmed. In return, you have to leave one person behind. Nobody else gets hurt. What do you say?”
“It seems we don’t have a choice. Workers, get voting. If we’ve gotta leave a man behind, let’s make sure it’s one of them Coldies. We’ve also got to decide where to go. To the east, it gets a lot colder. The west looks greener.”
BEGIN DAY 2
---
Alive: 22
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
Double A
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Jolt
LazyMcCrow
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
robbiecon
TinCow
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 4
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
---
Lynch Vote in Black.
Choice Vote in Red. The choices are Snow Man’s Land or Greener Pastures.
This round will last roughly 40 hours due to me not wanting to do another write-up at 2:00 AM my time. I'll have a timer up shortly.
Foreman Chaotix's Handy Dandy Swiss Army Wristwatch:
Askthepizzaguy
02-05-2013, 08:13
Okay I'll just go ahead and claim credit for that kill on the Feathery One. As I sort of alluded to in another game. Insert shifty eye smiley face here.
Vigilantism. It's a living.
So, perhaps that doctor protection. Yes.
Askthepizzaguy
02-05-2013, 08:20
Also I might be making a rather ill-advised gamble. There may not be a doctor.
So..... yay slash whoops.
DISCUSSION BEGIN NOW
Darth Feather
02-05-2013, 09:51
Darn it. From beyond the grave I curse you. The union will be victorious.
Ibn-Khaldun
02-05-2013, 10:05
This is the second game where I die on night 1!! :dizzy2: I guess I should change my name back...
And Darth Feather .. :brood: .. I'll be watching you!
LazyMcCrow
02-05-2013, 10:21
Okay I'll just go ahead and claim credit for that kill on the Feathery One. As I sort of alluded to in another game. Insert shifty eye smiley face here.
Vigilantism. It's a living.
So, perhaps that doctor protection. Yes.
So what's your win condition this time Batman? You may have killed a mafia, but your red text looks decidedly Joker-ish rather than caped crusader.
vote: ATPG
vote: Greener Pastures
Darth Feather
02-05-2013, 10:21
I was trying to hit TinCow I just missed due to the avatar similarity
Or maybe I did not. Maybe TinCow is my scumbuddy
LazyMcCrow
02-05-2013, 10:21
vote: Greener Pastures
vote: Monty
for voting 4th on the lynch the other day, perhaps to protect his own scumbuddies?
Vote: Snow man land
Coldenskians might dwell in colder pastures, but they sure aint snowmen
How being fourth, when the runner-up had two votes, is of help to anyone?
Vote: Snow Man's Land, write-up mentioned a shipment from there, maybe we can hijack it...
Vote: Jolt
You'll never take me alive, coppers!
Yeah, they didnt
I do not beliebe we have jokers in this game
therefore, vote: ATPG
and go to the green land
Snow Man’s Land
And why would you say such a thing ATPG? my first thought reading the write-up was that it was a serial-killer role taking out Darth Feather. And claiming vigilante and asking for protection? If you hadn't claimed it you wouldn't need protection.
I believe you are suicidal.
Vote: Jolt
LazyMcCrow
02-05-2013, 11:56
Snow Man’s Land
And why would you say such a thing ATPG? my first thought reading the write-up was that it was a serial-killer role taking out Darth Feather. And claiming vigilante and asking for protection? If you hadn't claimed it you wouldn't need protection.
I believe you are suicidal.
Vote: Jolt
Agreed. unvote: ATPG - Such public displays of attempting to avoid death might spell out a keen desire for it. Or maybe that's the double bluff he's playing. In any case (of vintage wine) he certainly seems more Joker than Batman to me. But edse - why the vote on Jolt? You're the second person to vote him without reason.
Agreed. unvote: ATPG - Such public displays of attempting to avoid death might spell out a keen desire for it. Or maybe that's the double bluff he's playing. In any case (of vintage wine) he certainly seems more Joker than Batman to me. But edse - why the vote on Jolt? You're the second person to vote him without reason.
uhm :thinking: I predicted a wagon on Pizza and decided to start a counter-wagon. That's a good reason, isn't it? :creep:
Are you ever a normal townie ATPG?
Looked more like a serial killer to me, what with the red text and all. Either way, why reveal? What does that gain you or the town? What made you go after Darth Feather?
I feel like this is gonna be one of those games where ATPG's odd reveal distracts the town for the whole game, so I will:
vote:ATPG
vote:Greener Pastures because green is the greatest colour ever.
Double A
02-05-2013, 12:23
I don't believe you guys. It's obvious that Pizza is a vigilante on odd days and the Godfather on even ones.
1. What are the odds of every single car running out of gas at the exact same time?
2. We just walked into a den of cannibals, I'm calling it right now.
Man, if I hadn't been playing Pokemon, I could've said they were really candy people and then my crossover fanfic would finally be complete, because someone would actually have written it.
LazyMcCrow
02-05-2013, 12:51
hmm. well your prediction was correct anyway.
Would be hilarious if Jolt was lynched.
However, Makrell's post needs attention. Vote: Makrell
Vote: Ice Ice Baby
Okay I'll just go ahead and claim credit for that kill on the Feathery One. As I sort of alluded to in another game. Insert shifty eye smiley face here.
Vigilantism. It's a living.
So, perhaps that doctor protection. Yes.
Why'd you target him?
robbiecon
02-05-2013, 14:26
I think we should seek greener pastures.
As for the lynch, I believe ATPG that he vig'd Darth Feather, although it'd be nice to know why he chose DF, as TinCow has asked above me.
I'd like to go to greener pastures.
I'll also Vote: Abstain
vote: ATPG Something’s not making sense here. If he truly is a vig, why go public on D2? There is absolutely no suspicion on him whatsoever. Smells to me like he is trying something fancy. And when he tries something fancy, it is usually bad for everyone but ATPG.
Snow Man’s Land
Would be hilarious if Jolt was lynched.
However, Makrell's post needs attention. Vote: Makrell
Vote: Ice Ice Baby
Why? Cause i gave reasoning? better than not giving reasoning or nonvoting
Askthepizzaguy
02-05-2013, 17:57
I openly taunt those voting for me, and fart in their general direction.
To answer the only sane question posed to me thusfar, Tincow I killed him to demonstrate the full power of this station.
Why him? Random gods told me to.
I went public to differentiate my kills from the others. Derp.
Also, if I get murdered after killing 1 scumbag then I am 1 for 1 and go out on top.
Also also, please read this important message from our sponsors:
Neener neener.
Askthepizzaguy
02-05-2013, 18:01
Are you ever a normal townie ATPG?
I'm never "normal".
But I'm vanilla more often than you'd think. That's why I relish the opportunity to not be.
Always getting lynched ATPG, always.
Please stop voting ATPG, you all are just wasting a lynch at this point. He clearly is trying to work with us, so we should leave him alive for now.
Unvote: Abstain, Vote: Makrell
Style seems different from the other game. Suspicious.
I'm never "normal".
But I'm vanilla more often than you'd think. That's why I relish the opportunity to not be.
yeah, but I also know very well that you love to claim power roles when playing vanilla townie... or when playing mafia. And I think that when you really have power role, you are not always so open about it...
Darth Feather
02-05-2013, 18:19
No, Kill ATPG. you can all come into the embrace of the union except those who have defiled it.
I won't even comment on being lynched again for no reason. If you want to see my arguments, please look on the previous game, you'll find my defence there.
Vote: Makrell
Vote: Snow Man's Land
Riedquat
02-05-2013, 18:26
Always getting lynched ATPG, always.
Please stop voting ATPG, you all are just wasting a lynch at this point. He clearly is trying to work with us, so we should leave him alive for now.
Random org, said 2... Atpg, yesterday it said 1, Arjos... wondering if tomorrow it will say 3...
Unvote: Abstain, Vote: Makrell
Style seems different from the other game. Suspicious.
Was thinking same thing, as town he never reacted this way for a single vote...:inquisitive:
Vote: greener pastures
Tincow I killed him to demonstrate the full power of this station.
Why him? Random gods told me to.
I do not believe for one moment that you are a vigilante. More likely a serial killer who got so lucky on N1 that you decided to try something interesting. However, I see great entertainment value in what you are doing, and it will also give the mafia fits, so I shall let you have your fun for a while. I will certainly move for your lynch eventually, it's in my nature, but that day will not be today. Good luck to you. :bow:
I'd advise no doctor protection on ATPG. It's more fun that way, for all involved.
Vote: Makrell
I haven't blatantly bandwagoned for a while, time to rectify that.
Oh, and
Vote: Greener Pastures
Askthepizzaguy has done this ploy a million times (claim vig early as Serial Killer), both after killing mafia and not.
Also...
House of Order - killed N2
Palace - killed N1
this game - killed N1
Why do I even bother signing up?
robbiecon
02-05-2013, 20:10
I certainly don't want to see ATPG lynched this early, so I'm happy to join the bandwagon. Even if ATPG is going to silently kill us all while we sleep, at least he provides us with ample entertainment during the day.
Vote: Makrell
Montmorency
02-05-2013, 20:21
Vote: Lurk
I'll switch to Pizza at the last minute unless I lose interest or he swears not to kill tonight.
Vote: Pastures, it don't matter.
The ghost of choxorn attempts to write on the wall in blood "Lynching ATPG for making a claim like this is like lynching Double A for lurking."
The ghost of choxorn finds that his own corpse doesn't have enough blood, and goes to take some from Darth Feather and The King.
Darth Feather
02-05-2013, 21:09
Drinking my blood would make you a ghost slave to the coldensk union (evil creepy laugh ).
vote: Makrell
Reason 1: Bandwagoning is fun, I should do it more often
Reason 2: His justification for the vote on Montmorency was pretty clearly a token excuse to justify a near-random vote. And if that's the case, just say it.
vote: Greener Pastures. It sounds happy, right?
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-06-2013, 00:11
Placeholder Vote: Montmorency
Vote: Snow Man's Land
Askthepizzaguy has done this ploy a million times (claim vig early as Serial Killer), both after killing mafia and not.
Also...
House of Order - killed N2
Palace - killed N1
this game - killed N1
Why do I even bother signing up?
I'm going to make a new rule in my games that it is illegal to kill Zack.
He is my favorite. :heart:
I have one good townie game... :sweatdrop:
Double A
02-06-2013, 04:33
Monty's obviously baiting us for something. Let's find out what it is! vote: Monty
vote: east I wanna Glaceon.
Askthepizzaguy has done this ploy a million times (claim vig early as Serial Killer), both after killing mafia and not.
Also...
House of Order - killed N2
Palace - killed N1
this game - killed N1
Why do I even bother signing up?
I actually want to play this game because Chaotix makes me giggle, but sad Zack is sad. If you want, you can replace in for me.
The ghost of choxorn attempts to write on the wall in blood "Lynching ATPG for making a claim like this is like lynching Double A for lurking."
The ghost of choxorn finds that his own corpse doesn't have enough blood, and goes to take some from Darth Feather and The King.
Take a note, Darth Feather, this is how you be a ghost. WIFOMs are for the living.
autolycus
02-06-2013, 04:46
Vote:Montmorency
Maybe he's trolling by posting in yellow, or maybe he's a poor sap who's required to do so, but it's awfully suspicious.
Greener Pastures.
dcmort93
02-06-2013, 05:48
Ok first of all I'm gonna Vote: Snow Man's Land
Also could someone explain to me the cases. I don't have the time to sift through everything at the moment
Askthepizzaguy
02-06-2013, 08:36
O Zackbeard. Surely you got to enjoy being the surviving captain and pro-town badass extraordinaire in Pirate Ship. Sometimes you just have a run of bad luck.
That being said, killing Zack N1 is obviously not something I'd do more than once a year. Zackbeard is one of the best around.
I vow to slay the one who killed Zack. I still have one more shot before I go, wouldn't that be just spiffy.
Askthepizzaguy
02-06-2013, 08:41
Also, I wouldn't really claim vig as serial killer yet again. I've done that too many times already this year.
I'm more likely to actually be a vigilante this time..... maybe. :evil:
Ironside
02-06-2013, 10:15
Vote: Monty
Because of the colour matching between the coldensk and monty's odd posting. Very small odds of it being a coincidence, so something should be there.
Vote: Snow Man's Land
Darth Feather
02-06-2013, 10:15
I was not the one to kill zack (I only killed the king)
Although I do feel bad for agreeing
White_eyes:D
02-06-2013, 11:19
I feel like it's a set-up with Monty...but maybe he was trying to send a message to his scum buddy?:inquisitive:
Vote:Monty
The cold means nothing to me so...Vote:Snow man's land
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-06-2013, 11:43
Tally:
Makrell:6 (Visorslash; Csargo; Jolt; Tincow; Robbiecon; Ishmael)
Montmorency:6 (Makrell; Curio; Double A; Autolycus; Ironside; White Eyes)
ATPG:3 (Jarema; Elite Ferret; BSmith)
Jolt:2 (Arjos; Edse)
Yet to vote: Everyone else(5)
Riedquat
02-06-2013, 13:55
Tally:
Makrell:6 (Visorslash; Csargo; Jolt; Tincow; Robbiecon; Ishmael)
Montmorency:6 (Makrell; Curio; Double A; Autolycus; Ironside; White Eyes)
ATPG:3 (Jarema; Elite Ferret; BSmith)
Jolt:2 (Arjos; Edse)
Yet to vote: Everyone else(5)
Ugh! Thought I've voted... it seems I haven't! Vote: Makrell
Montmorency
02-06-2013, 14:13
Unfortunately, Dark Feather, as a dead you may not reveal your night actions or those of your partners. Best thing for us to do now is to let the thing slide and treat it as misdirection.
Thank you for your understanding. :bow:
I'm still waiting on your promise, Pizza. :stare:
I'm still waiting on your kill-choice(s) for tonight, Pizza. :stare:
Riedquat
02-06-2013, 14:31
Dark Feather
Dark Vader
Ugh! Thought I've voted... it seems I haven't! Vote: Makrell
Saving Monty for any particular reason?
Unvote; Vote: Abstain
Ties amuse me.
Riedquat
02-06-2013, 15:32
Dark Vaper.
Riedquak? lol
Saving Monty for any particular reason?
Unvote; Vote: Abstain
Ties amuse me.
Can you believe I didn't see the tie? I just noticed I didn't vote at the time... :wall:
Askthepizzaguy
02-06-2013, 16:11
Wait. What? You're just going to leave it up to me, askthepossibleserialkillerbutnotthistimeguy?
I have town's best interests at heart when I say:
Vote: Abstain!
The exclamation point makes it exciting.
LazyMcCrow
02-06-2013, 22:25
vote: ATPG - I can't see any particular reason to vote Makrell. Montywith his penchant for yellow - maybe, but ATPG - entertaining as he may be - has the red text. Easy decision.
The ghost of choxorn makes a mental note to find a way to get "askthepossibleserialkillerbutnotthistimeguy" into the national spelling bee championship.
Lynch Tally:
Montmorency - 6 (Makrell, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Double A, autolycus, Ironside, White_eyes:D)
Makrell - 6 (Visorslash, Csargo, Makrell, robbiecon, Ishmael, Riedquat)
Askthepizzaguy - 3 (Jarema, Elite Ferret, BSmith)
Jolt - 2 (Arjos, edse)
Abstaining - LazyMcCrow [invalid vote], TinCow, Askthepizzaguy
Choice Tally:
Snow Man's Land - 11 (Makrell, Arjos, edse, Visorslash, BSmith, Jolt, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Double A, dcmort93, Ironside, White_eyes:D)
Greener Pastures - 10 (LazyMcCrow, Jarema, Elite Ferret, robbiecon, Csargo, Riedquat, TinCow, Montmorency, Ishmael, autolycus)
Looks like a tie! You know what that means...
CHAOTIX CHANCE TIME!
Montmorency
02-07-2013, 04:58
Unvote;
Vote: Makrell
I win. Now my enemies die.
DAY 2
The workers found themselves unable to come to a conclusion as to who they would be leaving behind. In the end, the vote was tied between two workers, Montmorency and Makrell.
As soon as Foreman Chaotix realized the tie was going nowhere, he got very, very excited. And not in a good way. Even behind the gas mask, his perverse glee was quite visible (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RYzndm7Ewg).
“Alright then, workers. You know what happens when you come up with a tie, right? That means Chaotix gets to decide. And THAT means it’s time for…”
The workers waited in suspense. Time for what?
“Wait for it…”
Okay, the workers were really tired of waiting for it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUBPEqmZTAk).
“CHAOTIX CHANCE TIME!!!”
Foreman Chaotix clapped his hands, and all of a sudden a huge flash of light blinded everyone. When they opened their eyes, they were all seated in the audience of a large theater, wearing their original clothing instead of Happy Springs jumpsuits. Miss Helga and her cannibals had disappeared completely.
Chaotix himself was up on stage, back in his purple top hat and waistcoat, and behind him was a giant vertical roulette wheel.
“Alright, players! This here is the WHEEL OF CHANCE! It’s going to help us all decide what happens to Montmorency and Makrell! Doesn’t that sound fun??”
The Gameroomers could see six clearly defined sections on the roulette wheel. There was writing on each panel, which was as follows:
1. MONTMORENCY AND MAKRELL BOTH LIVE!!!
2. MAKRELL DIES!!!
3. MONTMORENCY DIES!!!
4. MONTMORENCY AND MAKRELL BOTH DIE!!!
5. SOMEBODY ELSE ENTIRELY DIES!!!
6. SUPER DELUXE MYSTERY EVENT!!!
“As you see, there are many EXCITING possibilities! I can’t wait to find out which one we get to see! So without further ado, it’s time to get this wheel rolling!”
Chaotix spun the wheel, and it started ominously ticking down. The Gameroomers watched in suspense as it spun and spun, and then began to slow, finally landing on…
3. MONTMORENCY DIES!!!
“Well, there it is! The WHEEL OF CHANCE has spoken. Makrell lives to eat another meal, and Montmorency? Well, Montmorency might be the next meal for someone. Now, let’s get BACK TO ADVENTURE.”
Chaotix clapped his hands again, and another blinding flash of light ensued.
When they could see again, they were exactly where they were before the first clap. Miss Helga and her smunderlings were menacingly pointing weapons at Foreman Chaotix and his approximately six workers, who were menacingly pointing weapons right back. Foreman Chaotix spoke.
“The vote is tied between Montmorency and Makrell. I have decided to break it in favor of leaving Montmorency. Do we have our deal, Helga?”
Montmorency appeared to be one of the workers who was still chained up. Miss Helga sized him up, nodded approvingly, and then gave the order to let the rest of them free. The look on Montmorency’s face was desperate and pleading, but there was nothing he could do.
"You can't just leave me here! I'm part of this crew just like everyone else!"
"Sleep tight, yellow scum! Don't let the cannibals bite!"
21 workers plus the foreman were then escorted out of Paradise.
“Don’t ever come back here, now. Unless you really want us to have you for dinner! Hahahaha!”
The gates shut behind them with a slam. It was still early in the morning, so the group took a quick look around them, the small town being situated on top of a hill. To the west they could see green fields, while to the east was a gray-white expanse.
“This ‘Snow Man’ is in the east, or so Miss Helga said.”
“And apparently he is one of her major suppliers.”
“We’ve still got those guns we took from Paradise. Maybe we can take down his operation!”
“Yeah, right. We’re just factory workers here. To me, friendly farms sound like a much better idea.”
The discussion was divided, but eventually a small minority emerged in favor of venturing heroically to the east, into so-called Snow Man’s Land. They set off on their way.
A few miles in, it began to snow. Or so they thought at first. For one thing, it wasn’t really cold enough to be snowing at all. And for another, the snow was a little bit too gray and not really white enough. At first they suspected it might just be a result of pollution in the air. But when one unlucky worker made the mistake of sticking out his tongue to catch some in his mouth, they realized it wasn’t snow at all.
It was ash.
A large mountain with billows of smoke pouring out of it was their explanation. Perhaps this Snow Man wasn’t made of snow, either. One thing was clear: to get to the Snow Man, they would have to get to that active volcano first.
Night fell, and they made their camp.
BEGIN NIGHT 2
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Alive: 21
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
Double A
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Jolt
LazyMcCrow
Makrell
Riedquat
robbiecon
TinCow
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 5
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now
---
Send me night orders. You have 24 hours.
The ghost of choxorn attempts to eat Montmorençy's left tibia, only to find to his dismay that one of the cannibals beat him to it. He settles for the cannibal's left tibia.
5. SOMEBODY ELSE ENTIRELY DIES!!!
Note to self: never let the vote be tied again.
Askthepizzaguy
02-07-2013, 08:40
Note to self: tie votes for much luls.
Askthepizzaguy
02-07-2013, 08:42
Okay, I think I shall destroy Makrell tonight, seeing as he almost died but townie Monty died instead.
Unless of course, Makrell has some reason why I shouldn't kill him.
Okay, I think I shall destroy Makrell tonight, seeing as he almost died but townie Monty died instead.
Unless of course, Makrell has some reason why I shouldn't kill him.
I work pro town :) ALso if to go through the volcano someone must make the heroic sacrifice, i will do it.
use your kill on the mafia
Note to self: never let the vote be tied again.
Note to self: tie votes for much luls.
note to self: more ties! I want to see option 6
Double A
02-07-2013, 11:17
I vote against voting for more ties in the hopes that the vote between ties and not ties will be tied.
O Zackbeard. Surely you got to enjoy being the surviving captain and pro-town badass extraordinaire in Pirate Ship. Sometimes you just have a run of bad luck.
That being said, killing Zack N1 is obviously not something I'd do more than once a year. Zackbeard is one of the best around.
I vow to slay the one who killed Zack. I still have one more shot before I go, wouldn't that be just spiffy.
Also, I wouldn't really claim vig as serial killer yet again. I've done that too many times already this year.
I'm more likely to actually be a vigilante this time..... maybe. :evil:
It's February.
Montmorency
02-07-2013, 12:22
I am disappointed. 3-4 strong suspects at the moment, not counting Pizza. Pizza would do well to keep his word, as even a serial killer may be redeemed through the abeyance of anti-townisms.
Let's see how these suspects manage. Look to my return on the first light of the fifth day.
Heed the words of the dead man.
I dozed off before I could vote to save myself at the last minute. :shrug:
Okay, I think I shall destroy Makrell tonight, seeing as he almost died but townie Monty died instead.
Unless of course, Makrell has some reason why I shouldn't kill him.
Is this the way it's going to be? You're going to publicly call your shot every night and then claim that as proof of your good intentions?
Askthepizzaguy
02-07-2013, 14:02
Is this the way it's going to be? You're going to publicly call your shot every night and then claim that as proof of your good intentions?
Wait until the dawn.
Wait until the dawn.
Very well, I shall refrain from using my Time Warp power to find out immediately.
Btw Chaotix, I voted for makrell, though that didn't show on the final vote tally.
Btw Chaotix, I voted for makrell, though that didn't show on the final vote tally.
Makrell - 6 (Visorslash, Csargo, Makrell, robbiecon, Ishmael, Riedquat)
You are there under the name of Makrell
You are there under the name of Makrell
???
???
Chaotix has written down Jolt as "Makrell". Makrell didn't vote for himself.
Makrell - 6 (Visorslash, Csargo, Makrell, robbiecon, Ishmael, Riedquat)
Yeah that's right. Thanks for catching that mistake.
So apparently me and Makrell are the same person?
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=9JfnFXdkSTI&p=n#/57;70
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=5t_mRwXjcg0&p=n#/118;125
:>
White_eyes:D
02-07-2013, 22:31
Very well, I shall refrain from using my Time Warp power to find out immediately.
:laugh4:
Round extended about 12 hours.
Sorry, very busy right now.
Very well, I shall refrain from using my Time Warp power to find out immediately.
Round extended about 12 hours.
It's getting progressively harder to resist
NIGHT 2
That night, Makrell found he couldn’t sleep. He just loved the snow so much! Who cared that it wasn’t really snow anyway? That ash-flake that he had caught in his mouth had only tasted a little bit worse than real snow tasted. Actually, it had tasted absolutely terrible, but he was still trying to convince himself there was a silver lining to these volcanic clouds in the air.
Right now, he was trying to make a snowman out of the ash, but it wasn’t working because the stuff wasn’t really sticking together at all. He had settled for a circular mound of ash with a hat on it. If only he had a carrot for the nose… but carrots had been extinct for centuries.
“I could help you with that.”
Makrell looked around, but nobody was there.
“Who said that?”
Before he received an answer, a gigantic ice cream scoop was dumped right on top of Makrell, engulfing him from the waist down. Based on the flavor and color, he deduced that it was French vanilla, and not the more common regular vanilla flavor. Makrell knew things like this.
“Hey, that was delicious! I haven’t tasted something that good since my dad found that old pre-war ice cream factory 20 years ago!”
“Glad you like it.”
A second scoop was dumped straight on top of Makrell, this time engulfing him completely up to his neck. This time he knew it was Belgian chocolate, not just regular chocolate.
“Oh, man, awesome! Now, my only complaint here is that I can’t really move. At all. I’ll probably freeze here if you don’t help me out. But man, I just can’t wait for the next flavor! What is it?”
“Why, that’s simple. The next flavor is your tears! MUAHAHAHAHA!”
With that, a shadowy figure ran away, leaving the human snowman alone. Sure enough, Makrell started to cry tears of happiness, elated that his last moments were engulfed in the pure bliss of ice cream.
---
TinCow would not be so lucky.
The Coldenskian spy knocked him out and dragged him out of his tent. When he woke up, he was lying on his stomach, and a large, uncomfortable piece of wood was stuck right under his neck. He tried to get up, but he found both his hands tied behind his back and his feet tied as well.
“Wh-what’s going on? Let me go! I don’t want to be a slave! Please, Mr. Snow Man, don’t sell me back to the cannibal town!”
The spy found himself confused.
“What? No! I am Coldensk spy, not Snow Man! Only dirty capitalist would enslave people!”
“Oh, that’s ok then. So what are ya gonna do then?”
“Eh… you are not scared?”
“Scared of a canary like you? I don’t think so! Do you worst, goldie!”
“You fool! I will make you regret calling me such hurtful names!”
“Aww, did I hurt the big bad Collectivist’s feelings?”
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I WILL BE MAKING YOU DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”
The spy pulled a cord, and suddenly a giant blade dropped down and severed TinCow’s head from his body. Then he stormed off into the night. He vowed to never again be so insulted by his victims.
---
In the morning, 19 workers woke up to the sound of a screaming handcuffed dude running straight toward them.
“HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP-”
“Okay, okay, we’ll help you. What’s the problem?”
“HELP! HELP! HELP! HEL-oh. Hi my name’s Gerry. The Snow Man captured me, but I found he’s having some volcano problems, so while his guards were away solving the volcano problems I snuck out of my cage and then I managed to escape AND NOW I THINK THEY’RE AFTER ME AND THEY’RE GONNA GET ME AND YOU HAVE TO HELP I DON’T WANT TO BE A SLAVE I DON’T WANNA GET SOLD TO THE CANNIBALS HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!”
“Dude, calm down.”
“Dude, just take it easy.”
“Hey, SHUT UP!”
That made Gerry shut up. Foreman Chaotix stared sternly behind his gas mask.
“We’re going to help, but you need to tell us what to do. This volcano- it’s been giving Snow Man some trouble?”
“Yeah, he’s got some machine to control how it works. Always keeps the lava just a few inches below the cages to keep us from trying to escape, and he doesn’t even lock the cages. If you could just turn it off, all my buddies could get out, too!”
“Or, we could destroy it to make the volcano erupt, shutting down Snow Man’s operation once and for all.”
“No! You can’t do that! All of the slaves will be killed, too!”
“But if we don’t, then there’s nothing stopping Snow Man from just capturing new slaves once he gets the machine running again.”
“Either way, it looks like this a risky mission. We need to send one person to the volcano to do this… someone who is not afraid to die.”
BEGIN DAY 3
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Alive: 19
Arjos
Askthepizzaguy
autolycus
BSmith
Csargo
Double A
dcmort93
edse
Elite Ferret
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ironside
Ishmael
Jarema
Jolt
LazyMcCrow
Riedquat
robbiecon
Visorslash
White_eyes:D
Not Alive: 7
Choxorn - Should've said he was a witch.
Zack - Will probably be reincarnated as a Space Whale.
The King - Is probably wishing he was still called Ibn Khaldun.
Darth Feather - Never liked licorice much anyway.
Montmorency - Is probably medium-rare right about now.
Makrell - Is in sweet, sweet heaven.
TinCow - Shouldn't have lost his head in that argument.
---
Vote for the lynch in Bold. I've realized text might not be black in some skins? I don't care, it just should the bold normal color.
Vote for the choice in Red. The choices are Rescue the Slaves or Trigger the Eruption.
You've got 24 hours.
Foreman Chaotix's Handy Dandy Swiss Army Wristwatch:
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Lynch ATPG in my honor.
Foreman Chaotix's Handy Dandy Swiss Army Wristwatch:
Hmm, is it just me that's getting nothing here? I'm assuming it's meant to be a timer.
Also, can we just send the slave back to blow himself up? I'm sure if we explained to him that it's for the greater good....
Hmm, is it just me that's getting nothing here? I'm assuming it's meant to be a timer.
Also, can we just send the slave back to blow himself up? I'm sure if we explained to him that it's for the greater good....
It works fine for me.
Try reloading the page? If you post a quick reply it often breaks any moving/changing features of the page, including the timer.
Anyway if you still can't access it, the round ends 24 hours from my write-up post.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
02-09-2013, 01:20
Ahead of the inevitable ATPG bandwagon (to allow him a chance to respond) I am going to Vote:White Eyes.
I have a feeling that at least one mafioso will probably have voted for Montmorency given his obvious baiting. My line of reasoning goes no further however - then we are down to random variables.
ATPG: Why kill Tincow - when you called your hit for Makrell?
Misdirection - or something more sinister?
The ghost of choxorn attempts to eat some of the ice cream snowman encasing TinCow.
It tastes like chicken.
Vote: ATPG
Vote: Free the Slaves
More slaves/people means more eyes to see who is killing and who is not.
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