Random-ice-cream-flavoured friends of the friends [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Then I'll just kill you first. :shrug:

Then I'll just scream for you to be lynched until it happens. In either this game or the next. :P

[johnhughthom]

Or every game until the end of time.

[El Barto]

@ El Barto- you didn't give us any rules for the tie breaker round. Did Chaotix just break the tie, or do we need to all vote again within the time left? I assume we will only be voting for Chaotix or Jarema in this tie breaker round, right? Please clarify, thanks.
It was a regular extension. I'd've specified if it was a 'first to vote ends the phase' scenario, but that's a really unbalanced setup.

Tally and update'll be up shortly.

[El Barto]

DAY THREE

Jarema (with however many Rs it should be written) was hangéd from the neck until he died.
Chaotix: Visorslash; Darth Feather; Choxorn; Riedquat; Jarema; BSmith (6)
Jarema: Diana Abnoba; Major Robert Dump; johnhughthom; rickinator9; Chaotix; Askthepizzaguy; LazyMcCrow; townhughthom; Elite Ferret; Montmorency; Makrell (11)
Darth Feather: Seon (1)
Visorslash: Ibn-Khaldun (1)

Abstain: Double A (1)
Not voting: No one (yay!)
There was nothing to blame him, really, but what can you expect, men make mistakes.
He was an Innocent.


Living
1. BSmith
2. Chaotix
3. Double A
4. Jarema
5. LazyMcCrow
6. Darth Feather
7. Askthepizzaguy
8. edse
9. Makrell
10. Montmorency
11. rickinator9
12. Riedquat
13. choxorn
14. Caius
15. Seon
16. Diana Abnoba
17. Ibn-Khaldun
18. Elite Ferret
19. Major Robert Dump
20. Visorslash
21. townhughthom

Dead
1. robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
2. B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
3. edse, town, killed Night Two.
3. Jarema, town, killed Day Three.

This night will be slightly extended so that it lasts until the normal time (OOC: because that's when I have a pretty much assured free spot for foruming -barring power outages of course)
Time remaining: .

[Montmorency]

Drei – vier. Sternennacht.
Arbeit fertig. Gut gemacht!
Harte Ziele – hoch gesteckt.
Die Maschine läuft perfekt.

[Darth Feather]

Drei – vier. Sternennacht.
Arbeit fertig. Gut gemacht!
Harte Ziele – hoch gesteckt.
Die Maschine läuft perfekt.

HEY. quiet it down. Some people are trying to sleep around here.

[Jarema]

good luck, folks!

[El Barto]

Sorry, half an hour late. RL. :(


NIGHT THREE

rickinator9 was found dead in the morning.
He was an Innocent.


Living
BSmith
Chaotix
Double A
LazyMcCrow
Darth Feather
Askthepizzaguy
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
choxorn
Caius
Seon
Diana Abnoba
Ibn-Khaldun
Elite Ferret
Major Robert Dump
Visorslash
townhughthom

Dead
robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
edse, town, killed Night Two.
Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.

Time remaining: .

[Montmorency]

Obviously, I'm trying to throw you off by killing either randomly or the low-presence players.

I don't have any firm ideas on who should be lynched instead of I. As I'm in this for the unmerited plaudits, just give me some wagon to join in the meantime.

I'll act decisively once there's no choice other than the blindingly obvious one.

Vote: Abstain

placeholder while I accrue free time. i'll look over the thread later and place a proper vote*

i.e as I said, whichever wagon desarolla

[Major Robert Dump]

The Mafia in this game are enormous pansies.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Visorslash

For being mafia.

[Visor]

Vote: Chaotix

[LazyMcCrow]

Vote: ATPG Why do you think Visor is mafia?

[Darth Feather]

Must......fight .......temptation.....to vote.......Montmorency.

Vote: chaotix. You are still guilty IMO.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: ATPG Why do you think Visor is mafia?

1. There are mafia in this game
2. I am not mafia
3. Ergo, I should vote for someone besides myself.

[Jarema]

1. There are mafia in this game
2. I am not mafia
3. Ergo, I should vote for someone besides myself.

This is unnecesarilly long. Following inference is as true as previous one:
1. There are mafia in this game
2. Ergo, I should vote for someone besides myself.

[LazyMcCrow]

1. There are mafia in this game
2. I am not mafia
3. Ergo, I should vote for someone besides myself.

The way you're voting this game is interesting to me. Insofar as I know you; you don't seem your usual self.

[LazyMcCrow]

But whatever - interesting or otherwise - Choxorn is scum. Vote: Choxorn

[Askthepizzaguy]

The way you're voting this game is interesting to me. Insofar as I know you; you don't seem your usual self.

Can't be bothered.

[LazyMcCrow]

wups. unvote: ATPG vote: Choxorn

[Darth Feather]

I think you forgot to unvote :)

EDIT: TWO people managed to jump before my post (I am getting slow :wall:

[LazyMcCrow]

Can't be bothered.

Get some rest - there's a love.

[Ferret]

Vote: Ibn-Khaldun

for the same flimsy reason as before.

[Seon]

Vote: Montmafiacy.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

I agree with ATPG.

Vote: Visorslash

[BSmith]

vote: Visorslash. He almost always has a read on Jarema and is vocal about it. This time there was silence and an innocent got lynched.

[El Barto]

Official tally here:
Visorslash: Askthepizzaguy; Ibn-Khaldun; BSmith (3)
Chaotix: Visorslash; Darth Feather (2)
Choxorn: LazyMcCrow (1)
Ibn-Khaldun: Elite Ferret (1)
Montmorency: Seon (1)

Abstain: Montmorency (1)

Not voting: Double A, Makrell, Riedquat, Choxorn, Caius, Chaotix, Diana Abnoba, Major Robert Dump, scumhughthom (9)
We need moar voters.

[Riedquat]

Vote: Chaotix 3:3 Thats better!

[johnhughthom]

Vote: Elite Ferret

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Chaotix 3:3 Thats better!

In what way?

[Choxorn]

But whatever - interesting or otherwise - Choxorn is scum. Vote: Choxorn

But whatever - interesting or otherwise - LazyMcCrow is scum. Vote: LazyMcCrow

[Darth Feather]

But whatever - interesting or otherwise - LazyMcCrow is scum. Vote: LazyMcCrow

Lazy is not very likely to be guilty: He voted B_Ray the first day, and pushed him over the edge on the second day. Unless it is a brilliant bussing attempt, he is most likely innocent.

Or were you OMGUS-ing?

[Double A]

vote: john because someone has to.

[Riedquat]

In what way?

Chaotix needs to go

[Askthepizzaguy]

Chaotix needs to go

Well I'm still using the staff bathroom. He can use it when I'm done.

[Choxorn]

Or were you OMGUS-ing?

Let's see, I copied his silly reason and used it as a silly reason to vote against him, I knew full well that he was probably not mafia, and I was annoyed that he declared me to be scum for no reason.

So yes. That was an OMGUS.

[Makrell]

vote:choxorn

for slim reasons

[LazyMcCrow]

Let's see, I copied his silly reason and used it as a silly reason to vote against him, I knew full well that he was probably not mafia, and I was annoyed that he declared me to be scum for no reason.

So yes. That was an OMGUS.

Except you said it in a silly voice.

[LazyMcCrow]

unvote: Choxorn

[Chaotix]

Vote: johnhughscum

The only right answer.

[Double A]

Vote: johnhughscum

The only right answer.

Is it ever not?

[Visor]

vote: Visorslash. He almost always has a read on Jarema and is vocal about it. This time there was silence and an innocent got lynched.

I prefer to think that it is always. :tongue:

I thought he was innocent, but the bandwagon was huge when I had a chance to post, so I said nothing. I believe Chaotix is scum though.

[El Barto]

New and improved official tally with extra cheddar here:
Visorslash: Askthepizzaguy; Ibn-Khaldun; BSmith (3)
Chaotix: Visorslash; Darth Feather; Riedquat (3);
Choxorn: Makrell (1)
Ibn-Khaldun: Elite Ferret (1)
Montmorency: Seon (1)
Elite Ferret: johnhughthom (1)
LazyMcCrow: Choxorn (1)
johnhughthom: Double A; Chaotix (2)

Abstain: Montmorency (1)

Not voting: Caius, Diana Abnoba, Major Robert Dump, LazyMcCrow (4)
Also, it's starting to rain. In case the tally is still tied at the end of this period, consider it extended for 12-ish hours, lads.

[Choxorn]

Unvote, Vote: Chaotix

Either a scum or a townie that has grown tired of living. Either way, he should be lynched.

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Chaotix
No this is the only right answer. (:shrug:)

[Major Robert Dump]

In the event I am not back from my travels: vote: abstain
see you in 24 hrs

[Chaotix]

I don't like this one bit.

Unvote, Vote: Visorslash

What makes me so lynchable anyway?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't like this one bit.

Unvote, Vote: Visorslash

What makes me so lynchable anyway?

Tricorner hat.

[Darth Feather]

Vote: Chaotix, you are so lynchable because you are mafia.

[LazyMcCrow]

not sure. vote: Abstain

[Riedquat]

I don't like this one bit.

Unvote, Vote: Visorslash

What makes me so lynchable anyway?

The smell....

[El Barto]

Newer and further improved official tally with extra cheddar, bacon, tomato and lettuce here:

Visorslash: Askthepizzaguy; Ibn-Khaldun; BSmith; Chaotix (4)
Chaotix: Visorslash; Darth Feather; Riedquat; Choxorn; Diana Abnoba (5);
Choxorn: Makrell (1)
Ibn-Khaldun: Elite Ferret (1)
Montmorency: Seon (1)
Elite Ferret: johnhughthom (1)
johnhughthom: Double A (1)

Abstain: Montmorency: Major Robert Dump; Lazy McCrow (3)

Not voting: Caius (1)
Caius hasn't been on here since last Friday, I don't know where he is.

[johnhughthom]

Caius hasn't been on here since last Friday, I don't know where he is.

He's away telling the Pres about your 'Kirchneristan' comment. Expect a knock on the door soon.

[El Barto]

But, but, but that's like, outside!

[Ferret]

I would like to request that the next tally come with chicken.

[Riedquat]

He's away telling the Pres about your 'Kirchneristan' comment. Expect a knock on the door soon.

Hey! At least they knock now, its a great improvement considering our recent past ;)

[johnhughthom]

Oh, the knock is just a distraction, they come in through the window. ~;)

[Chaotix]

I would like to request that the next tally come with chicken.

Oh, but this one already did!

You're a big chicken, Elite Ferret. You and Makrell and Seon and Double A and even johnhughscum, and the abstaining players too. You're all too afraid to put your vote on a candidate that actually matters! Come on, finish me off already why don't ya. Don't leave me here one vote away from tying it up.

Or, if you're feeling dangerous, give Visorslash a vote. Make things interesting!

[Montmorency]

The opportunity is too good to pass up.

Unvote; Vote: Visorslash

God is great.

[El Barto]

I have some frozen chicken, I'll unfreeze it in time for tomo- wait, what? Nananana. Ferrets don't eat chicken.
Cheddar, bacon, tomato, lettuce, and I'll throw in an egg (fried, soft-boiled, hardboiled, or poached) for anyone who asks nicely.


Visorslash: Askthepizzaguy; Ibn-Khaldun; BSmith; Chaotix; Montmorency (5)
Chaotix: Visorslash; Darth Feather; Riedquat; Choxorn; Diana Abnoba (5);
Choxorn: Makrell (1)
Ibn-Khaldun: Elite Ferret (1)
Montmorency: Seon (1)
Elite Ferret: johnhughthom (1)
johnhughthom: Double A (1)

Abstain: Major Robert Dump; Lazy McCrow (2)

Not voting: Caius (1)
This draw means that we get an extension, in this case a 24-hour extension because of availability issues. :(

Time remaining: .

[Visor]

So the tally is still as stands?

[El Barto]

As I posted a few days ago, it's a regular extension. :)
Tally still stands, all voted are changeable and/or retractable.

[Seon]

Oh, but this one already did!

You're a big chicken, Elite Ferret. You and Makrell and Seon and Double A and even johnhughscum, and the abstaining players too. You're all too afraid to put your vote on a candidate that actually matters! Come on, finish me off already why don't ya. Don't leave me here one vote away from tying it up.

Or, if you're feeling dangerous, give Visorslash a vote. Make things interesting!

Okay.

Unvote: Vote Chaotix.

[Makrell]

unvote: vote chaotix

[Askthepizzaguy]

Unvote, vote: Pedro

[Double A]

Does anyone actually like that movie or is it just "Vote for Pedro" is lulzy?

[LazyMcCrow]

vote: Chaotix. And can I please have a poached egg.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Does anyone actually like that movie or is it just "Vote for Pedro" is lulzy?

The movie was actually good, imo.

That said, it's a dated reference.

[Ferret]

Unvote; vote: Chaotix

How dare you, ferrets clearly don't have feathers so I can't be a chicken.

Can I have strips of chicken to dip in a fried egg?

[El Barto]

DAY FOUR

Chaotix was lynched.
Chaotix: Visorslash; Darth Feather; Riedquat; Choxorn; Diana Abnoba; Seon; Makrell; LazyMcCrow; Askthepizzaguy; Elite Ferret (10)
Visorslash: Ibn-Khaldun; BSmith; Chaotix; Montmorency (4)
Elite Ferret: johnhughthom (1)
johnhughthom: Double A (1)

Abstain: Major Robert Dump (1)

Not voting: Caius (1)
He was as scummy as hell.
He was a Mafioso.


Living
BSmith
Double A
LazyMcCrow
Darth Feather
Askthepizzaguy
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
choxorn
Caius
Seon
Diana Abnoba
Ibn-Khaldun
Elite Ferret
Major Robert Dump
Visorslash
townhughthom

Dead
robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
edse, town, killed Night Two.
Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.

Sorry for the somewhat alte update, the bus took double the normal time to get me home.
Time remaining: .

[Visor]

Told ya he was scum. :smug:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I object. I voted for Pedro.

Chaotix, how could you be such scum. After I go out on a limb and vote for the other guy.

:snobby:

[Darth Feather]

Told ya he was scum. :smug:

Same here.

[Darth Feather]

Here are the innocents as I see it. Did I make mistakes?

MOST LIKELY INNOCENT

Darth Feather: duh
Townhughthom: has been voted by chaotix since the beginning of the game
Visorslash: Voted Chaotix more than once
LazyMcCrow: Voted B_Ray twice
Diana Abnoba: voted B_Ray twice
Riedquat: Put third (tying ) vote on Chaotix (twice)
Choxorn: Put fourth vote on Chaotix: pushing him over the edge.

PROBABLY INNOCENT

Ibn-Khaldun: still don’t think the scum team would be so obvious.
Montmorency: Put the second vote on B_Ray, but tied Chaotix to Visorslash.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Man, with those assumptions I could run circles around this town. All I have to do is throw a partner under the bus and before you know it, I'm on the most likely innocent list.

But I know you folks are too clever for such cheap chicanery, so I'm going to keep trying to keep my partners alive and failing at it.

[Darth Feather]

Man, with those assumptions I could run circles around this town. All I have to do is throw a partner under the bus and before you know it, I'm on the most likely innocent list.

But I know you folks are too clever for such cheap chicanery, so I'm going to keep trying to keep my partners alive and failing at it.

So you are saying the voting says nothing about the persons alignment? Or am I misinterpreting again?

EDIT: but actually you are right: so the new list:

CERTAINLY INNOCENT
Darth Feather

[Askthepizzaguy]

So you are saying the voting says nothing about the persons alignment? Or am I misinterpreting again?

EDIT: but actually you are right: so the new list:

CERTAINLY INNOCENT
Darth Feather

Ask Montmorency how I feel about voting my own mafia partner to death on day one, leaving me all alone versus an entire town known for ensuring I die before the game ends because I am Askthepizzaguy.

How'd that game end, btw?

[Seon]

I bet a fish that it's darth feather.

:p

[Darth Feather]

I bet a fish that it's darth feather.

:p

Makrell?

Why not bet with money? :p I suggest 5000 €

[Major Robert Dump]

Vote: Dark Feather

The voting records you use for your scumdar includes early votes which are largely random and blind, and does not consider that many people tend to vote the same over and over out of friendly rivalry, yuks and inside jokes. And to prove this nonsensical method of voting, I am voting you, because I can spell your name wrong in hopes it makes you scream and yell and spill your bowl of gravy on the internet screen.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Dark Feather

The voting records you use for your scumdar includes early votes which are largely random and blind, and does not consider that many people tend to vote the same over and over out of friendly rivalry, yuks and inside jokes. And to prove this nonsensical method of voting, I am voting you, because I can spell your name wrong in hopes it makes you scream and yell and spill your bowl of gravy on the internet screen.

Easy there, hoss. I haven't gotten around to killing anyone yet. Be patient and wait for day to come.

[Major Robert Dump]

Sorry, lost track of time. Playing weekend soldier on a stolen interweb connection, second to last one ever:

Unvote: DARK FEATHER

[Darth Feather]

Sorry, lost track of time. Playing weekend soldier on a stolen interweb connection, second to last one ever:

Unvote: DARK FEATHER

If I die because of that one post of me, that would be stupid. :shrug:
At least seon will owe me a fish.

My post WAS a mistake, as ATPG pointed out (almost directly) afterwards. But I don't think it is a good idea to lynch me because my reasoning was terrible unless you truly think I am guilty.

(And I don't care about the misspelling of my name, people do it al the time )

[Major Robert Dump]

I have no suspects. I am suspectless. I am with out suspectness. I have a very short attention span. I am really bad at The Mafia. I am Sorry, Dark Leather, it was just a random choice. Now, if you will please to kill me tonight it would be appreciated.

[Darth Feather]

I have no suspects. I am suspectless. I am with out suspectness. I have a very short attention span. I am really bad at The Mafia. I am Sorry, Dark Leather, it was just a random choice. Now, if you will please to kill me tonight it would be appreciated.

I am so sorry. I can't kill at night. I am sure the mafia would listen though if you talked directely to them.

[Choxorn]

Vote: Private First Class Rupert Damp, for voting at night and for his continued refusal to write people's names correctly.

[johnhughthom]

That's what the Major does, asking him to stop is like asking the host not to observe Caturday.

[Choxorn]

The host hasn't actually observed Caturday since LOTR Mafia.

[El Barto]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090724162020/lossimpson/es/images/a/a1/Snowball5.png

NIGHT FOUR

Major Robert Dump was found dead in the morning.
He was an Innocent.


Living
BSmith
Double A
LazyMcCrow
Darth Feather
Askthepizzaguy
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
choxorn
Caius
Seon
Diana Abnoba
Ibn-Khaldun
Elite Ferret
Visorslash
townhughthom

Dead
robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
edse, town, killed Night Two.
Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.


Time remaining: .

[Visor]

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

It's either him, seon, monty or tht.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

It's either him, seon, monty or tht.

You have chosen..... poorly.

[Montmorency]

Seon and THT are guaranteed innocents.

Vote: Pizza

Got nothing against you except for the fact that you are not me.

Well, actually, you are one of my suspects. I hope to get through the rest once you flip innocent.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Maybe you should start on those others now, since I'll flip innocent.

[Montmorency]

I have no momentum.

What I'm waiting for is either the night-deaths of my suspects, or their waggonage during the day.

Got to take the path of least resistance.

The cheese is softest when it's hot.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Caius

[Seon]

That murder has pizza or me written all over it.

I am not mafia.

vote: Pizza

[Askthepizzaguy]

That murder has pizza or me written all over it.

I am not mafia.

vote: Pizza

I just want to smack you over the head for using this bit of nonsense as justification for your bad vote.

[LazyMcCrow]

Yeah. Pizza. vote: AskThePizzaGuy

[Darth Feather]

Vote: Montmorency

Because of Pizza's post, I started thinking. Suppose monty bussed B_Ray. He didn't want chaotix to die and tried to save him. Or I am completely wrong again.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah. Pizza. vote: AskThePizzaGuy

As for you, let me reach into my Wizard of Oz bag and give you this:

Only the letter "A" is capitalized.

Join the bandwagon, lynch the innocent townie, but get the name correct.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Here, let me help this day not be a total waste of time.





DAY FIVE

Askthepizzaguy was lynched for reasons which are... well, let me put it to you like this.

We gave a monkey a parachute, and pushed him out of an airplane. Then, we lynched the first person that the monkey touched. It was not our finest hour.

Nevertheless, the silly townsfolk learned that Askthepizzaguy was an Innocent.


Living
BSmith
Double A
LazyMcCrow
Darth Feather
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
choxorn
Caius
Seon
Diana Abnoba
Ibn-Khaldun
Elite Ferret
Visorslash
townhughthom

Dead
robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
edse, town, killed Night Two.
Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.
Askthepizzaguy, town, killed In our imagination.



Time remaining: .


Now then. Using the time remaining today, you get to have a second guess, since you wasted your first one. Try harder.

[LazyMcCrow]

Man the mental barricades! The Mod Powers have been unleashed!

....and... unvote: vote: Montmorency?

[Makrell]

vote:montomery

[Riedquat]

Here I was totally confused thinking...but I had time!! Just to realize Pizza impersonated el bartito :laugh4:

And come on people, these two are your main suspects? Pizza and Monty? First you shoot yourself in one feet and then go and shoot the other?

Vote: Makrell why are you voting Monty?

[Choxorn]

Vote: Darth Feather

Just a hunch.

[johnhughthom]

Vote: Elite Ferret

[Makrell]

Here I was totally confused thinking...but I had time!! Just to realize Pizza impersonated el bartito :laugh4:

And come on people, these two are your main suspects? Pizza and Monty? First you shoot yourself in one feet and then go and shoot the other?

Vote: Makrell why are you voting Monty?

to be sincere i did not have any valid reasoning, but bandwagoning on one suspect is never good

[Double A]

When Pizza's silly, he's usually town, and that's a WIFOM, and whenever I accidentally find a WIFOM I'm usually wrong about it being a WIFOM.

Therefore, vote: Monty, because he isn't Pizza.

[Montmorency]

Fool(s)!

As the second to vote BRay, I neither was placing a possibly-ineffectual (and therefore meaningless) first vote nor was I joining an already-sealed (or even probable) bandwagon.

As the second vote, I would (if scum) both have needlessly endangered my partner and, were I trying to bus, been totally unsure of the likelihood of his lynch.

These details combine to utterly rule out the scenario in which I am scum and happened to bus BRay.

Any rational player would necessarily admit, by course of his own Reason, that I am as near to clear as anyone else here.

If anyone has bussed in this game, it must have been Pizza, who voted first of all on that day and is anyway known to vote partners freely.

If any one would like to vote on the basis of apparent bussing, either vote Pizza or vote not at all.

Or vote someone else entirely, whatever - as long as its not one of the 7 or 10 cleared players, please.

:snobby:

Also, I will begin to network tonight. I should have started last night. :bow:

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Pizza

You just haven't been acting yourself this whole game, something is off. Gave you a couple of rounds as benefit of the doubt, because of your work schedule, but now your time has run out.

[Choxorn]

Vote: Montmorency and Pizza fight to the death in the arena

[Major Robert Dump]

I can't believe that I died. That never happens.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Pizza

You just haven't been acting yourself this whole game, something is off. Gave you a couple of rounds as benefit of the doubt, because of your work schedule, but now your time has run out.

My dear sweet Abnoba

As you send me to my death, I say this:

I forgive you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

My hand is forced. I'm innocent and Monty is spouting nonsense as usual. Plus he's trying to lynch the wrong people.

As such, he's a better death than I.

Unvote Caius
Vote Monty

[LazyMcCrow]

derp

[Askthepizzaguy]

derp

Well, are you or aren't you going to lynch me? I seen what you edited out.

[Montmorency]

As such, he's a better death than I.

Typical scum line.

Even the mid-way vote-switch is utterly predictable.

He only has the usual scummy imprecations and red herrings, while I present a water-tight cover.

Submit to Truth.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Typical scum line.

Even the mid-way vote-switch is utterly predictable.

He only has the usual scummy imprecations and red herrings, while I present a water-tight cover.

Submit to Truth.

Truth nothing. lies are superior and much more pro-town.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Umm .. Why are you all voting during the Night phase?!

FoS: All those who voted

[Askthepizzaguy]

Umm .. Why are you all voting during the Night phase?!

FoS: All those who voted

LOL

You just got pranked by Askthepizzaguy.

[LazyMcCrow]

Umm .. Why are you all voting during the Night phase?!

FoS: All those who voted

I think it was only the night phase because Pizza used his mod powers to suicide and reset the day phase! Maybe the Host has an opinion.. :shrug:

[Ferret]

Seeing as I always think ATPG is mafia, and am almost always wrong I will

vote:Montmorency

You haven't been acting as scummy as usual, so you must be scum. Flawless logic.

[Visor]

Anyone voting Montmorency is being rather foolish.

Vote for someone else if you have to, me if you really want to continue making poor decisions.

JHT has actually done this before (in the game I was first mafia in), so I'm prepared to lynch him too.

[johnhughthom]

JHT has actually done this before (in the game I was first mafia in), so I'm prepared to lynch him too.

Done what before?

[LazyMcCrow]

unvote: vote: abstain until the host at least tells us what phase it is and who's alive and who's dead

[Visor]

Done what before? Kill someone who asked for it (both in the night phase iirc). (The night phase that the killing occured in).

[Riedquat]

Kill someone who asked for it (both in the night phase iirc). (The night phase that the killing occured in).

What are you talking about? :dizzy2: You are asking to be killed or lynched instead of Monty?? Now you are being weird...

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote: vote: abstain until the host at least tells us what phase it is and who's alive and who's dead

Remember when I said I was lynched?

Remember how it was me saying it, not the game host?

Yeah.

It was a thought exercise. Imagine I'm dead and innocent. Now, with that in your brains, who would you lynch next?

It's a pretty darned good thought exercise because I am actually innocent.

Look, if I were mafia, I'd be probably the last one remaining, yes?

Well, lynch me before game end. But not this round. Try someone else. I can die, but you'll win this game if you lynch the scum, and it ain't the pizza man.

Even though my beloved Diana thinks it's me. Fair nuff, thought it was her earlier.

Also, Monty probably is innocent. But probable is worse than definitely. I'd wagon almost anyone else.

[El Barto]

Tally and comments:

Askthepizzaguy: Visorslash; Montmorency; Seon; Diana Abnoba (4)
Montmorency: Darth Feather; Makrell; Double A; Askthepizzaguy; Elite Ferret (5)
Makrell: Riedquat (1)
Darth Feather: Choxorn (1)
Elite Ferret: johnhughthom (1)

Abstain: LazyMcCrow (1)

Not voting: BSmith; Caius; Ibn-Khaldun (3)

Vote: Montmorency and Pizza fight to the death in the arena
That's… a really cool idea, though not a valid vote. I'm counting your earlier one.

I think it was only the night phase because Pizza used his mod powers to suicide and reset the day phase! Maybe the Host has an opinion.. :shrug:
Look, I know I'm a borderline manipulative bastard host (see my NotW where everyone was a survivor) and rely on misinformation for my games, but I have limits. No, I wouldn't let Askthepizzaguy do that for real, I'd report him if he used his mod powers here. All the living players are those listed as either voting or not voting above, and yes, Askthepizzaguy's pranked you. And I laughed quite a bit as a matter of fact.

Edit: of course, if this phase ends tied, I'll grant a 12- or 24-hour extension (the shorter one whenever possible) as has been done before.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Seeing as I always think ATPG is mafia, and am almost always wrong I will

vote:Montmorency

I won't forget this. If you need a voting ally, I'm there. Assuming I'm still alive.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I should note that it is highly unlikely that I could have duped scumbags with my prank.

Ibn-K and Lazy are probably both innocent. In every sense of the word.

[Montmorency]

For one of these, I wouldn't be too sure...

That vote smells like a set-up, but the only way to be sure is for me to die and for you to watch closely the reaction the next day.

I'd rather do it the hard-barrelled way and just cut you both down in sequence, though. :grin:

[BSmith]

vote: ATPG... I believe that ties it. With my luck this game that will mean Monty is scum. ~;)

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: ATPG... I believe that ties it. With my luck this game that will mean Monty is scum. ~;)

More likely, you.

I like how you've been laying low. Trust me, it hasn't made you vanish from my mind. It only deepens my concerns.

Three posts in the last 13 days.

[El Barto]

5-5, two non-voters, one abstainer, three hours before we get an extension. Get your votes while they're still hot!

[Askthepizzaguy]

So Monty. would you care to try to get BSmith lynched instead in a dramatic reversal?

I'll vote him if you will. :eyebrows:

[Montmorency]

That's a terrible idea in every imaginable respect, but it could be funny.

Unvote; Vote: BSmith

[johnhughthom]

Unvote; Vote BSmith

:2thumbsup:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bwahahaa.

Unvote, vote: BSmith

Death to lurky!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now taking a commanding lead with three votes: BSmith!


BSmith (3): Montmorency, townhughthom, Askthepizzaguy-the-evil-mafioso :skull: The skull makes it more evil


In a distant second place with four votes each: Montmorency, etc.


Montmorency (4): Darth Feather; Makrell; Double A; Elite Ferret (4)
El Barto (4): Visorslash; Seon; Diana Abnoba, BSmith


Also-ran but will never be President, AKA the Rick Perrys of the world, with one vote apiece: Some other dudes.


Makrell: Riedquat (1)
Darth Feather: Choxorn (1)

Filler and assorted meat byproducts:


Abstaining is silly why u no vote someone LazyMcCrow?: LazyMcCrow (1)
Not voting because they are bravely abstaining from the democratic process: Caius; Ibn-Khaldun (2)

[Riedquat]

[SIZE=4]
Montmorency (4): Darth Feather; Makrell; Double A; Elite Ferret (4)
El Barto (4): Visorslash; Seon; Diana Abnoba, BSmith


What place are you now Pizza? :laugh4:

[Askthepizzaguy]

What place are you now Pizza? :laugh4:

Park Place.

I've got the the hotel. Just need 200 more dollars and I can put one on Boardwalk.

[El Barto]

New tally:

Askthepizzaguy-the-evil-mafioso :skull:: Visorslash; Seon; Diana Abnoba; BSmith (4)
Montmorency: Darth Feather; Makrell; Double A; Askthepizzaguy; Elite Ferret (4)
Makrell: Riedquat (1)
Darth Feather: Choxorn (1)
BSmith: Montmorency; johnhughthom; Askthepizzaguy (3)

Abstain: LazyMcCrow (1)

Not voting: BSmith; Caius; Ibn-Khaldun (3)
We're still going for a tiebreaker extension in the present circumstances.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Unvote, vote: Montmorency

Pranked by Askthepizzaguy-the-evil-mafioso. :skull: The skull makes it more evil.

[Montmorency]

It's too late?

Unvote; Vote: Pizza

Kellhus? KELLLLLHHHUUUUUUS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[El Barto]

EXTENSION GRANTED FOR 12½ HOURS.

Askthepizzaguy-the-evil-mafioso :skull:: Visorslash; Seon; Diana Abnoba; BSmith (4)
Montmorency: Darth Feather; Makrell; Double A; Askthepizzaguy; Elite Ferret (4)
Makrell: Riedquat (1)
Darth Feather: Choxorn (1)
BSmith: Montmorency; johnhughthom; Askthepizzaguy (3)

Abstain: LazyMcCrow (1)

Not voting: Caius; Ibn-Khaldun (2)
Tally still stands.

Time remaining: .

[johnhughthom]

Ha ha, Monty, you fool.

:laugh4:

Pizza wins the internet tonight.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Extension? You silly game host. I got that in with 5 seconds to spare.

Monty's late. I'm on time. He's dead!

:laugh4:

[Montmorency]

I have lived for over 5000 years, Pizza, since the days when your kind were baked of unleavened bread and dressed in vegetable skins.

I have witnessed the screaming deaths of civilizations.

I have long since forgotten how to die.

[johnhughthom]

I have lived for over 5000 years, Pizza, since the days when your kind were baked of unleavened bread and dressed in vegetable skins.

I have witnessed the screaming deaths of civilizations.

I have long since forgotten how to die quietly.

Fixed.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have long since forgotten how to die.

I've got some sticky notes for ya.

[Montmorency]

Flee then, Askvaard, but know that I will remember.

I will remember, Askvaard.

I WILL REMEMBER

The way I see it, Pizza dies either way.

It's a shame esurience got the better of you, Pizza. You've pulled this stunt before, and as far as I recall you've done it honestly when town, and doubled the cross when scum - every time, respectively.

You won't get away.

[Askthepizzaguy]

How did you know I had Esurance?

[Montmorency]

Cupidity; lust for plunder.

So now you shall be torn 'sunder.

Is it really any wonder,

That this would submit to blunder?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Cupidity; lust for plunder.

So now you shall be torn 'sunder.

Is it really any wonder,

That this would submit to blunder?

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who was close to kicking the bucket
Made a deal with Pizza
Well, that will teach ya
Now all that's left is to.... :blush:

[Montmorency]

Come now Pizza, soon I'll emerge the winner.

And who can justly compain,

(let me fill in the quatrain)

when just punishment overtakes the sinner?

...

(You're not as slick as the one called Yul Brynner.)

:goofy:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bad news Monty. I'm innocent too. I'm just having fun.

You might not be aware of this, but killing you is a hobby of mine.

[Montmorency]

You might not be aware of this, but killing you is a hobby of mine.

Only explicitly since mid-2012; I can definitely recall at least one instance of a wagon-switch before then in which I cooperated with you successfully.

Of course, you realize that there's no chance that you'll outlast me now?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Of course, you realize that there's no chance that you'll outlast me now?

There are enough people who want me dead that it would be a fool's errand to fight it, if I'm the last mafioso.

I'd just hang and that would be end of game.

So, accept that I'm either innocent, or that I have a partner. Who is it? Point your finger someplace else, which was the entire point of my play this round. In every single instance, might I add. :wink:

[Montmorency]

And I pointed out that it wouldn't be a good idea to point out who my (other) suspects are.

:inquisitive:

[Askthepizzaguy]

And I pointed out that it wouldn't be a good idea to point out who my (other) suspects are.

:inquisitive:

Where's that noose already?

[Montmorency]

Of course, what you didn't count on is that there are indeed four mafia, and one of them hasn't voted yet.

:smug:

You're finished, Pizza.

:on_attention:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just when you think you've finished with your pizza, it comes right back up again.

[Montmorency]

I could never manage to down more than two slices of pizza in a single meal.

[Makrell]

unvote: vote: askthepizzaguy

behold, myt tiebreaking awesome, evewn with unvote

[Riedquat]

unvote: vote: askthepizzaguy

behold, myt tiebreaking awesome, evewn with unvote

:stare: unvote; vote: Montmorency :2thumbsup:

[LazyMcCrow]

unvote: Vote: Pizza :baffled:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm baffled people are even still voting. I clearly got my vote in before the deadline, and Monty did not.

Why the round is still continuing leaves me dismayed.

[Riedquat]

I'm baffled people are even still voting. I clearly got my vote in before the deadline, and Monty did not.

Why the round is still continuing leaves me dismayed.

I blame the host!

[El Barto]

We had an x-post it seems. RL dictated that I had to leave a few minutes after the update, so I didn't eveng t to see any answers. Everybody stop posting for a while.

[El Barto]

I blame the host!
You are right, my citric countryman.
The round continued because RL called me away.


------------------•••----------------
So, explananananations, with egg and chips on the side.
I did a mis-tally back there, with five votes on Monty which should've been four, see:

New tally:

Askthepizzaguy-the-evil-mafioso :skull:: Visorslash; Seon; Diana Abnoba; BSmith (4)
Montmorency: Darth Feather; Makrell; Double A; Askthepizzaguy; Elite Ferret (4)
Makrell: Riedquat (1)
Darth Feather: Choxorn (1)
BSmith: Montmorency; johnhughthom; Askthepizzaguy (3)

Abstain: LazyMcCrow (1)

Not voting: BSmith; Caius; Ibn-Khaldun (3)
We're still going for a tiebreaker extension in the present circumstances.
Counting askthepizzaguy twice yet only counting him as voting once. Accidentally in the right place btw. We crossposted and got this at 21:59 p.m.:

Unvote, vote: Montmorency

Pranked by Askthepizzaguy-the-evil-mafioso. :skull: The skull makes it more evil.
which is a valid vote, and this at 22:01 p.m.:

It's too late?

Unvote; Vote: Pizza

Kellhus? KELLLLLHHHUUUUUUS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Then I posted the already known -yet erroneous- extension.
Pizza's vote is valid. Montmorency's isn't, and all other votes past the original deadline aren't. Last-minute votes end with the timer.
Sorry for all the inconvenience.
So, update:


DAY FIVE

Montmorency was lynched.
Askthepizzaguy : Visorslash; Seon; Diana Abnoba; BSmith (4)
Montmorency: Darth Feather; Makrell; Double A; Elite Ferret; Askthepizzaguy (5)
Makrell: Riedquat (1)
Darth Feather: Choxorn (1)
BSmith: Montmorency; johnhughthom (2)

Abstain: LazyMcCrow (1)

Not voting: BSmith; Caius; Ibn-Khaldun (3)
He was town.


Living
BSmith
Double A
LazyMcCrow
Darth Feather
Askthepizzaguy
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
choxorn
Caius
Seon
Diana Abnoba
Ibn-Khaldun
Elite Ferret
Visorslash
townhughthom

Dead
robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
edse, town, killed Night Two.
Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.
Montmorency, town, lynched Day Five.

Court is adjourned, we resume tomorrow at the usual time.
Time remaining: .

[Montmorency]

Poop. I had a good feeling that casuistry would win me the day here.

[Darth Feather]

Dang! I was convinced Montmorency was scum.

[Chaotix]

Poop. I had a good feeling that casuistry would win me the day here.

One of these days those big words of yours will get you killed, Monty.

Oh, wait.

[El Barto]

Poop. I had a good feeling that casuistry would win me the day here.
Bakerboy offered me croissants.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Dang! I was convinced Montmorency was scum.

I wasn't. I was only voting for Monty because he was the only alternative. And I tried to generate other alternatives but the fish were not biting.

Anyway. You'll get the same result tomorrow if you lynch me. But I gave you guys ample opportunity to change your mind, so I won't be the one crying.

[Visor]

If they lynch with a minute/less to spare, they're scum be all and end of as far as I'm concerned. If you guys learn something from Choose your own adventure, let it be that.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If they lynch with a minute/less to spare, they're scum be all and end of as far as I'm concerned. If you guys learn something from Choose your own adventure, let it be that.

Oh just die already.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If they lynch with a minute/less to spare, they're scum be all and end of as far as I'm concerned. If you guys learn something from Choose your own adventure, let it be that.

Oh just die already.

Edit: I agree with Askthepizzaguy. Hey! We posted at the same time, too. SPOOKY!!!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I pray to the gods of mafia that they choose to murder Visorslash tonight, for the lols.

Meanwhile, it's going to be very tedious tomorrow trying to protest and proclaim my innocence.

So instead, I'll admit to the single crime I've committed all game: Getting the better of Montmorency in a battle of wits.

I'm guilty! SO VERY GUILTY!!!!

[Montmorency]

Not a battle of wits, but a battle of virtue. :wink:

Or did you not attempt to vitiate the little post-time trick I used to out Reenk's avatar as the Thing way back when? I read your QT commentary.

Let's be fair now, Pizza.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Not a battle of wits, but a battle of virtue. :wink:

Oh Monty. I lost my "virtue" a long time ago.

Someday it will happen for you, too, my friend! *hugs*

[El Barto]

NIGHT FIVE

Misteriously, there were no deaths tonight.


Living
BSmith
Double A
LazyMcCrow
Darth Feather
Askthepizzaguy
Makrell
Montmorency
Riedquat
choxorn
Caius
Seon
Diana Abnoba
Ibn-Khaldun
Elite Ferret
Visorslash
townhughthom

Dead
robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
edse, town, killed Night Two.
Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.
Montmorency, town, lynched Day Five.

Time remaining: .

[Visor]

Vote: Askthescumguy

[johnhughthom]

Vote: Visorslash

[Montmorency]

Sabotage is seditious. Sedition is treason. Treason warrants death.

If there is not a NK on some other night, lynch the above.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: Visorslash

I must have forgotten to send in my murder orders last night, like I always do.

[johnhughthom]

Pizza murders every night,
It's safe to say,
Quote me on that.

[Montmorency]

You honestly think you can get away with making it a contest between yourself and a proven innocent twice in a row?

You've signed your own library card.

[Askthepizzaguy]

My guess is that Monty is accusing THT/JHS of being scum, based on a roleblock capability.

Either that, or Visorslash.

That being said, Monty is so far off the mark, and notoriously unreliable in a town network role, that I wouldn't pay it any mind until someone more credible came forward.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You honestly think you can get away with making it a contest between yourself and a proven innocent twice in a row?

Do you seriously doubt my ability to do so if I wanted to?

[Montmorency]

What I'm saying is that no one will vote to kill a proven innocent just to save Pizza - twice in a row.

Nor should they - at this point, you're at worst a terrible townie and at worst a total Sicilian.

Of course you know that I did not network in this game and furthermore would not reveal info after death even if I had.

[johnhughthom]

I love Pizza better than you,
I know it's wrong what should i do?

[Askthepizzaguy]

What I'm saying is that no one will vote to kill a proven innocent just to save Pizza - twice in a row.

townhughthom would.


Nor should they - at this point, you're at worst a terrible townie and at worst a total Sicilian.

Congratulations, this sentence just ate itself to death.

[Montmorency]

townhughthom would.

I said, "will".

Watch as the town confirms my expectations over the next 13 hours.

[Choxorn]

[Bunvote: What the hell is going on [/B]

[Chaotix]

[Bunvote: What the hell is going on [/B]

Bunvote: Somebody stole my sweetroll

[Askthepizzaguy]

Us green mods are so awesome, everything we say is automatically posted twice for emphasis.

[Chaotix]

Us green mods are so awesome, everything we say is automatically posted twice for emphasis.

Not you, apparently.

[Chaotix]

Testing...

EDIT: Yes, it appears to be only when we quote other posts for some reason.

Apologies for spamming your thread, El Barto.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It happened to me in post 440, so that can't be the reason.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It happened to me in post 440, so that can't be the reason.

What if I quote myself?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Dang! Well, aside from post 440, that does seem to be the trigger after all.



It happened to me in post 440, so that can't be the reason.

What if I quote myself?

What if I quote myself quoting myself?

[Double A]

Sabotage is seditious. Sedition is treason. Treason warrants death.

If there is not a NK on some other night, lynch the above.

Does Kim Jong-un even play mafia?

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: Visorslash

Just like before I think he is the "bad guy".

[Makrell]

vote: ATPG

visorslash is so great

[edse]

I Choose You Vote: Visorslash!

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: ATPG

visorslash is so great

Fishy reasoning.

[LazyMcCrow]

vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: ATPG

You believe I didn't kill anyone last night?

May I ask why?

[Double A]

You believe I didn't kill anyone last night?

May I ask why?

To screw with everyone?

[Askthepizzaguy]

To screw with everyone?

I bet you 100 pizzas that nobody roleblocked me last night. There is not a single person in this game who will come forward and declare that they blocked me last night.

So, I killed no one last night, voluntarily, for the purposes of what?

Think about it.

Suppose I screw with you and survive this round. Okay, then what?

What next? Keep doing no kills? Or start killing again?

What's the endgame for pizzaguy the scumbag here?

If you think I'm just screwing with you for the hell of it, okay. Can't argue against that.

But I'm not really a fan of dragging things out for no reason. And I am a big fan of killing people.

If I'm gonna lose, I'd at least rack up a few more kills to put up on my big board of everyone I've killed. This just isn't my style, and you know it Double A.

Can I break my own patterns just to screw with people? Sure. But there should be a reason besides "whatever". If there's no winning scenario for Pizzaguy the scumbag, he wouldn't drag the game out the way he did last day phase, and last night phase.

[Double A]

I bet you 100 pizzas that nobody roleblocked me last night. There is not a single person in this game who will come forward and declare that they blocked me last night.

So, I killed no one last night, voluntarily, for the purposes of what?

Think about it.

Suppose I screw with you and survive this round. Okay, then what?

What next? Keep doing no kills? Or start killing again?

What's the endgame for pizzaguy the scumbag here?

If you think I'm just screwing with you for the hell of it, okay. Can't argue against that.

But I'm not really a fan of dragging things out for no reason. And I am a big fan of killing people.

If I'm gonna lose, I'd at least rack up a few more kills to put up on my big board of everyone I've killed. This just isn't my style, and you know it Double A.

Can I break my own patterns just to screw with people? Sure. But there should be a reason besides "whatever". If there's no winning scenario for Pizzaguy the scumbag, he wouldn't drag the game out the way he did last day phase, and last night phase.

I don't see you screwing with people just for the hell of it, but I can see you pretending to screw with people just for the hell of it for massive funtime WIFOM. Of course, WIFOMs aren't your normal strategy.

I'm not very inclined to vote for you today with the current case (or lack of one) presented against you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If rational arguments won't work, here's an unreasonable one for you-

Town is notorious for not being able to guess my alignment. When I'm scum, I usually survive the game. When I'm town, I usually do not. Break pattern- put on your big boy pants and guess my alignment straight up. Call it: Scum or Town. And then stick with that decision for the rest of the game.

If you guess wrong, oh well. You lynch a townie, and the game continues.

If you guess right, the game just became that much harder for the scumbags. That's worth a gamble.

I challenge you to be the pizzaman. And guess the pizzaman's alignment correctly.

The last time I challenged town to "be the pizzaman", I was accusing both scumbags correctly in a vanilla game, and asking everyone to vote with me. I was right, they were wrong, they lynched me instead, town lost.

Make up for past mistakes, and guess right this time.

[Visor]

AA, I'll make it simple for you. How many last minute vote changes have you seen be scum? How many have you seen be town?

Consider the proportion and vote Pizza, and kill another scumbag.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm not very inclined to vote for you today with the current case (or lack of one) presented against you.

The case against me is that I acted very scummy yesterday. And that much is correct- absolutely I did. And in 95 games out of 100, someone acting that way is a scumbag. The last second vote, very undemocratic of me.

The votes on me today are "policy lynch" votes. It's standard policy, you lynch anyone that does that sort of shenanigans. And I did those sorts of shenanigans.

I do all sorts of scummy shenanigans most the time. And I'm townie most of those times.

You want to see a well-behaved, well-mannered Askthepizzaguy? Check out the games where I'm scum.

Townie pizzaguy behaves badly, and doesn't even hide it. I admit that I lie, and I lie all the time. And if it comes down to me and Monty, well, I'll pull whatever epic BS I have to, if it means he dies and I live. I want to give town a fighting chance, after all.

:2thumbsup:

[LazyMcCrow]

If you guess wrong, oh well. You lynch a townie, and the game continues.

Yup - you 're scum alright. I'm voting for you based on your erratic voting at the beggining and your claim to not be bothered about this game, despite the fact that you've been paying very close attention and contributing like crazy whenever anyone voted for you. I'm also not keen on the way you've screwed around in the thread on a meta-level - not very townie - but that's not specifically what makes me think you're scum per se :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yup - you 're scum alright. I'm voting for you based on your erratic voting at the beggining and your claim to not be bothered about this game, despite the fact that you've been paying very close attention and contributing like crazy whenever anyone voted for you. I'm also not keen on the way you've screwed around in the thread on a meta-level - not very townie - but that's not specifically what makes me think you're scum per se :)

Hey Lazy, guess what?

You're townie.

I know that you're townie, not because I'm scum, but because I'm paying attention.

I punked you earlier. I completely pranked the heck out of you. I wouldn't have been able to fool a mafioso, because they're aware of the game setup and they would also not react like I just whacked them in the kneecap with a hammer, by posting an imaginary lynch of myself.

You keep me alive, and you'll not see me vote for you. That increases your odds that you and me, lynch the actual scum.

Listen to what I'm saying. You badly want to be right about me- because I've punked you in this game, and punked you in past games. You want to stand over my dead mafia corpse and say you got me fair and square.

That is just not gonna happen this game, brudda. Let it go.

[Darth Feather]

Trying to follow the argument against Askthepizzaguy makes my brain hurt.

Last-minute voters are scum.
If Pizza were scum: would he mark himself as such by voting last minute?
Or does he know we think that way and he did it to become innocent? I have no clue;

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.

vote: BSmith

[Askthepizzaguy]

Trying to follow the argument against Askthepizzaguy makes my brain hurt.

Last-minute voters are scum.
If Pizza were scum: would he mark himself as such by voting last minute?
Or does he know we think that way and he did it to become innocent? I have no clue;

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.

vote: BSmith

I know if we put more votes on him, I'll lynch him instead of Visorslash.

[Riedquat]

You two can stop crashing horns for a bit! :stare: I don't want another wasted day with another innocent going down. Again between Pizza and Visor I chose none, lets lynch someone with more scummy behaviour, Vote: Makrell

[Darth Feather]

You two can stop crashing horns for a bit! :stare: I don't want another wasted day with another innocent going down. Again between Pizza and Visor I chose none, lets lynch someone with more scummy behaviour, Vote: Makrell

That's why I chose BSmith. i think he is a tad scummier than Makrell, because Makrell has been a little more active, while BSmith sometimes voted, with nearly no commentary. But again, it could just be my imagination and he might be trying to find out who is scum.

EDIT: but Makrell IS close second.

[Askthepizzaguy]

1. BSmith
2. Makrell
3. Visorslash

Of the other candidates put forth so far. I'd lynch them in that order.

You can count on my vote if I am still alive.

[Riedquat]

That's why I chose BSmith. i think he is a tad scummier than Makrell, because Makrell has been a little more active, while BSmith sometimes voted, with nearly no commentary. But again, it could just be my imagination and he might be trying to find out who is scum.

EDIT: but Makrell IS close second.

unvote, vote: Bsmith

[LazyMcCrow]

You want to stand over my dead mafia corpse and say you got me fair and square.



Yeah. That'd be good :2thumbsup:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bingo. Visor lives to slash another day. Or night, as the case may be.

Unvote, vote: BSmith. Who should have been lynched yesterday instead of Monty, but those are the breaks.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah. That'd be good :2thumbsup:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAglUR-KXfQ

[Double A]

Trying to follow the argument against Askthepizzaguy makes my brain hurt.

Last-minute voters are scum.
If Pizza were scum: would he mark himself as such by voting last minute?
Or does he know we think that way and he did it to become innocent? I have no clue;

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.

vote: BSmith

It's making mine hurt to, though admittedly, I am rather tired.

Pizza's argument is almost circular, but it makes a certain degree of sense. I guess I'm going to vote: BSmith for now.

[edse]

I forgot about BSmith. When he was speedwagoned last night he knew he couldn't do what Pizza later did, a late vote change, and instead did nothing at all to clear himself from being mafia. Unvote: Vote: Bsmith

[BSmith]

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.
vote: BSmith

I’m flying under the radar in just about every game I am in right now.


I know if we put more votes on him, I'll lynch him instead of Visorslash.
Go ahead and be my guest. You’ll lynch another innocent.

vote: ATPG. You are trying too hard to stay alive. Wheeling and dealing; offering proposals that you have no intention of actually keeping; last minute vote switching to save your hide. Anything to stay alive one more phase.

You are not on town’s side with these actions. You are on Pizza’s side. Every time we get into this type of discussion in a game it becomes all about Pizza and not about the game. It is a distraction that is not healthy to a town win. It is a battle of wits between you and everyone else.

Lynching you at this point is a win-win. Either we get a scummer, or we remove the distraction that is Pizza. It’s not like you can’t still participate in the game post death, so if you are indeed town your game is not over and the rest of us will not have to take everything you say with a gallon of salt.

(As a side note, the above was all written before the mindless bandwagon formed on me. I am not afraid of the lynch, but may this be the last day that the town falls for Pizza’s shenanigans. If you lynch me today, please lynch Pizza tomorrow.)

[BSmith]

I forgot about BSmith. When he was speedwagoned last night he knew he couldn't do what Pizza later did, a late vote change, and instead did nothing at all to clear himself from being mafia. Unvote: Vote: Bsmith

It was a baseless wagon that had no defense. What's the point of responding to that? Have I been quiet? Yes. Guilty as charged. That is far from conclusive proof of scumminess.

[edse]

Tally

5 BSmith: Darth Feather, Riedquat, ATPG, Double A, edse <---Half an hour speedwagon
4 ATPG: Visorslash, Makrell, LazyMcCrow, BSmith
2 Visorslash: townhughthom, Ibn-Khaldun

6 No Vote: choxorn, Caius, Seon, Diana Abnoba, Elite Ferret

[johnhughthom]

I will always gleefully join any attempt to lynch BSmith, whether or not he is my scum buddy.

Bunvote; Vote: BSmith

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: ATPG. You are trying too hard to stay alive.

When you die, you can't vote anymore. I trust my vote more than yours.

[BSmith]

Nice try.

You of all people shouldn't be worried about that. As is painfully obvious from the last 45 minutes, you have an ungodly gift of getting other people to vote the way you want them to.

[rickinator9]

As is painfully obvious from the last 45 minutes, you have an ungodly gift of getting other people to vote the way you want them to.

It's because he's a sith!

[Double A]

It's because he's a sith!

Would you say you're absolutely sure about that?

[Ferret]

I just wrote a big long post voting for ATPG and giving logical reasoning why, but screw that. I've been there before and always been wrong.

I've helped keep ATPG alive this long, may as well continue. I'd also like to prove Monty's prediction because... well just because I'm annoying like that.

vote: BSmith

[BSmith]

Don't delete the text of that post. You'll need it tomorrow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Another day, another dime
Pizzaguy in trouble one more time
It seems that whatever I do
If it's trying hard, it's scummy to you
I could be like those players who lurk and hide
But honestly I'd be too bored if I tried
It can't be denied, I've committed a crime
The terrible crime, the crime of trying to stay alive
These people came again today to drag me away in chains
To string me up and hang me, a tired refrain
Well I can't deny that I've been running
From the law, they're always gunning
For me whether I'm guilty or not
Today I'm not, and all that I've got
Is my vote to spare myself from getting stabbed or shot
They say that since I've used it for my own good, I must be not
Nobody innocent would try to avoid death and rot
Well maybe that's all right for you
But not me, you see
I've got things to do and places to be
My own baby Diana doesn't even see the good in me
Not anymore, but no worries,
I've been here before, down on my back
Bloodied and bruised and everything fading to black
As long as I'm alive there's still a chance to redeem
Even if I have to cut deals and scheme
I never said I'd be a nice man, but I'll still BE a man
Never forget I'm the mother-loving pizza man
I've been a Hitman, been a psycho man,
I've been a Lover and a Vigilante and a Bulletproof Man
I've been a hero, a villain, and I'm always killin'
I don't believe in live and let live
In every game somebody's blood will need spillin'
And mafia is just a game, it need to be played
Whether you're a vanilla townie or a mafia Made
You're in this for one reason
It's open season,
someone's neck will be squeezin'
In the hangman's noose, swingin in the breeze an'
You'll have blood on your hands, one way or another
Don't pretend like you're a doe-eyed pacifist, brother
You tried to kill me, and now it's time to pay
I can forgive but I can't forget or let you sneak away
I gotta know right now if you're just a scumbag gangster
Or if you're a misguided townie prankster like me
But the difference between you and me is that I know me
And I know why I'm voting for you
And I know why I do all the things that I do
I know that I'm a townie, through and through
And I know that when I am, there's never a doubt
That whenever I'm on the ropes, the scumbags come out
When I'm an easy lynch that's like blood in the water
They swarm and they wagon and they give me no quarter
And while the wagon's always full of townies I've wronged in the past
Somewhere on the wagon, perhaps voting me last
Is someone who senses that their work will be made easy
If they removed the pizza man whose jokes are too cheesy
They choke, and they try to make me croak
It's an inevitability that some scumbag will openly try to slay me
That's why I can't feel too bad if you swing and you're townie
Sure, for you it will be sad, but don't be mad
I'll be glad because that means victory will soon be had
You're just providing cover for the scummers
And when that's gone, they're dead
I won't rest until they're done
Their escape is just one
They've got to put a bullet in my head
Straight from their gun
And when they do that then you'll know you were wrong all along
And maybe then you'll understand the meaning to this song
I can't lay and die in a ditch, be wrongly accused as a witch
And not answer the charges with the end of my fist
Because I know that one of those accusers
Is likely scum, I can't lose em
Not when a mafia game is on the line
Sure it's just a hobby, but you know that it's mine
And you win some, you lose some, but if you show up
If you stick to your guns and stay true to your gut
If you never say die, never curl up and hide
If you lynch one and then another and then another then soon
You'll have a decent shot at hitting mafia goon
There's no big secret to success, just successfully accuse
You don't get points off for being wrong, as long as by the end of the day
There's a townie left standing, and all scums end up in the grave
I can't claim to be a better shot than anyone from the hip
But I always make sure there's no bullets left in my clip
I'm a mafia exterminator, not the good-guy Terminator
And sometimes in order to make the bad guys die
The good guys who get in my way will just have to fry
And today maybe that's you, but what can you do
It's just how the story goes and once it's all through
As long as the scumbags are dead that's a good thing for you
And if you happen to be scum
That means that this game is done
And I wager a guess that means the townies have won
And either way the story goes you won't be part of it, son
Worst case, I guess wrong, but that's what you've just done
So if you're no better than me, and I'm choosing who dies
I choose you for dying and me for stayin' alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man
No time to talk.
Well, now I get low and I get high
I'm a townie man, and I just can't die
You know, it's all right, it's okay
I'll live to see another day
You can try but you can't drown
The Pizzaguy effect on this town
BSmith, whether you're a townie or whether you're a scummer
I'll be stayin' alive.

[Darth Feather]

Another day, another dime
...
I'll be stayin' alive.

This post alone is reason enough not to lynch you.

[LazyMcCrow]

This post alone is reason enough not to lynch you.

And that is why he must be lynched. sigh

[BSmith]

Awesome post, but I didn't fail to notice that you think I am just a misguided townie. :2thumbsup:

[BSmith]

And another thing. I am one to stand up to you, damned the consequences. But I always do that as a townie. Never as scum.

Your “scum love to vote for me” doesn’t hold water in my case.

[Askthepizzaguy]

And another thing. I am one to stand up to you, damned the consequences. But I always do that as a townie. Never as scum.

Your “scum love to vote for me” doesn’t hold water in my case.

I admit my track record with you is pretty bad.

If you weren't so gung-ho on killing me, you wouldn't be on the other end of my scope.


Awesome post, but I didn't fail to notice that you think I am just a misguided townie. :2thumbsup:

It's a possibility I haven't ignored.

[BSmith]

I fully expect you to react to me accusing you. You always do. What surprises me is the speed and size of the wagon that has formed.

[BSmith]

To that end… I think I’ll unvote; vote edse.


I forgot about BSmith. When he was speedwagoned last night he knew he couldn't do what Pizza later did, a late vote change, and instead did nothing at all to clear himself from being mafia. Unvote: Vote: Bsmith

This post strikes me as a little too opportunistic. It casts previous day’s actions in a retrospective light. A perspective that can only be had after seeing the results of the last day. It is also early in a predictable wagon on me (given the admitted speedwagon of yesterday) – the perfect place to be as scum as it influences future votes and inoculates oneself from the inevitable attention placed on the later members of the wagon.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I fully expect you to react to me accusing you. You always do. What surprises me is the speed and size of the wagon that has formed.

9048

[BSmith]

We tend to get into these types of back and forth when we are both townie. So for now I am not feeling your scumminess as much. Let’s at least debate the merits of another lynch candidate. At least that way if I am lynched today we are not wasting a whole phase.

[Darth Feather]

[CENTER]
Dead

robbiecon, town, killed Night One.
B_Ray, Mafia, lynched Day Two.
edse, town, killed Night Two.
Jarema, town, lynched Day Three.
rickinator9, town, killed Night Three.
Chaotix, Mafia, lynched Day Four.
Major Robert Dump, town, killed Night Four.
Montmorency, town, lynched Day Five.

Time remaining:

I think edse is confirmed innocent. I also ask wether he is allowed to vote.