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Riedquat
05-21-2013, 14:14
Didn't it work out nicely for us the last several times we lynched Chatoix?
The last time it didn't, at least for you, it worked out nicely for me! :yes:
We should pay attention to normal posts. Voting for those who display some creativity is too easy, and also too boring.
Vote: Yay!
Isn't the other way around? Normal posts are boring, they are so... normal...
If you are scum and unable to talk you are not going around grmph'ing, just don't post at all and nobody will notice, I think...Still would be nice a simple explanation by Chaotix of what happened, at least pointing at what he can't say.
Now let me look who is the nº 6...
Riedquat
05-21-2013, 14:35
Randomizing again it says 3...
Vote: El Barto
Would post some reasoning but I have an exam in an hour.
A normal post with an unacceptable excuse, Vote: EF
LazyMcCrow
05-21-2013, 14:37
vote: edse. Not much better than random at this point. :shrug: ... but better?
Isn't the other way around? Normal posts are boring, they are so... normal...
If you are scum and unable to talk you are not going around grmph'ing, just don't post at all and nobody will notice, I think...Still would be nice a simple explanation by Chaotix of what happened, at least pointing at what he can't say.
What I meant was that the poetry, grmphs, etc. are entertaining. We do not yet know whether such things are being done due to game roles or just for fun, but I think that's somewhat irrelevant. I doubt classic scum would be required to broadcast their identities in such a manner, which means that even if that stuff is role-required, it's likely to be something other than classic scum. It's too early in the game (and clearly too oddball a game) to just be lynching anyone who looks like they might have a role of some kind, plus that's no fun. Instead, I'd prefer to lynch people who post normally, as their posts are more boring and thus will be missed less. In addition, I personally think that any main mafia faction is likely to be posting normally or lurking at this point, which makes them better choices for lynching. In particular, those that want to lynch the colorful posters should be the most highly suspect IMHO, as that's a really easy way to lodge a vote with something that looks like a legitimate reason. It's so easy that it's scummy.
LazyMcCrow
05-21-2013, 15:16
*Queue the slew of 'wacky'* :clown:
What I meant was that the poetry, grmphs, etc. are entertaining.
I agree, and, at beginning, I participated in it. But then I started to think: what if our host really created a mechanic around it?
Like cult that has to grmph every day after they recruited someone?
or, like I did in my game: cult that can identyfy each other only by certain phrases in the game thread?
And, if I am wrong and there is nothing special about it, we still would have fun of trying to decipher it
its too good/fun to overlook IMO
GeneralHankerchief
05-21-2013, 17:21
And, if I am wrong and there is nothing special about it, we still would have fun of trying to decipher it
its too good/fun to overlook IMO
If it's too good and fun to o'erlook
Then we might as well just close the book
For a large count of folks
Would hang by a rope
While the real scum get left off the hook.
GeneralHankerchief
05-21-2013, 17:39
After some thought, I've decided what
To vote on out of you lot
To keep my mind sane
It'll be those with changed names
And first up is thus Vote: Kumquat.
Darth Feather
05-21-2013, 17:48
I agree, and, at beginning, I participated in it. But then I started to think: what if our host really created a mechanic around it?
Like cult that has to grmph every day after they recruited someone?
or, like I did in my game: cult that can identyfy each other only by certain phrases in the game thread?
I am not quite certain. I would like an explanation from Chaotix though as to why he said he was able to talk now. It would be nice to know wether he was joking last round, or talking seriously. * If I would have been alive, I would insert a pressure vote here*
Nobody really perks my interest, so I'm randoming one of the non-voters from last round.
vote: Montmorency
rickinator9
05-21-2013, 18:48
Означает ли это, что я подозрительно?
Honestly, I find it pretty likely that there aren't actually any restrictions on what people can post, and the whole "Hrmph! Grmph!" stuff from the last day phase was just people getting into the theme. Similarly, I'd wager Chaotix implying he wasn't able to talk the previous day is just him winding us up, and GH's rhymes are just him bringing a bit of creativity to the table.
Considering the above, I don't even have a pseudo-case on anybody yet, so I'll random.org it.
vote: B-Wing
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Holds up piece of paper with Vote: Ishmael"
johnhughthom
05-21-2013, 18:50
Vote: HopAlongBunny
Isn't the other way around? Normal posts are boring, they are so... normal...
Are you suggesting the mafia are actively striving to stand out from the crowd?
Riedquat
05-21-2013, 19:20
Are you suggesting the mafia are actively striving to stand out from the crowd?
Exactly the opposite but with the text you quoted I meant exactly what I wrote, common posts are boring!
*Holds up piece of paper with Vote: El Barto*
Vote: TinCow.
I can talk now.
Honestly, I find it pretty likely that there aren't actually any restrictions on what people can post, and the whole "Hrmph! Grmph!" stuff from the last day phase was just people getting into the theme. Similarly, I'd wager Chaotix implying he wasn't able to talk the previous day is just him winding us up, and GH's rhymes are just him bringing a bit of creativity to the table.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
"Holds up piece of paper with Vote: Ishmael"
:inquisitive:
It's either people having fun or a role that prevents people from talking during the day (but not voting).
I am not quite certain. I would like an explanation from Chaotix though as to why he said he was able to talk now. It would be nice to know wether he was joking last round, or talking seriously. * If I would have been alive, I would insert a pressure vote here*
Got new robot tongue.
Vote: HopAlongBunny
He's acting weird and I have no idea who he is.
HopAlongBunny
05-21-2013, 20:51
Walls of text followed by dead people; that makes me suspicious.
Vote: El Barto
Diana Abnoba
05-21-2013, 20:53
Vote: HopAlongBunny
Agree with the reasons already given above.
30 minutes before deadline.
grmuph ghortm, ghurt, gargh
blaharg grumph
...
:rolleyes:
"Holds up piece of paper with Vote: Kumquat"
Vote: Abstain
No suspects, a quick skim of the day reveals there's no reason to suspect anyone more than any other.
Voting concluded.
Also, you can't vote Abstain anymore; he died on night one.
But Abstain is already dead!
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Day 2 Conclusion
https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/nomansland_zps32eed701.jpg
The survivors were a bit indecisive this day, much to the chagrin of Skully, who wouldn't stop complaining at the amateurism of the survivors. He was constantly sighing and making remarks like "Oh, come on now" and "No, no, no" and "They'll never get it; what a bunch of losers."
After a while, Skully had enough of it.
"I have enough of it," he said.
"And I'm hungry," HopAlongBunny said, "but I don't want to get fat, so I'm going to smoke another one of these health sticks," he said and he lit a cigarette. "I don't want to lose my playboy looks."
"That is very unhealthy!" Skully said, "And playboys are usually ugly old men with a lot of money, it are the playmaters that are attractive."
"No it isn't. It is very good for you. It makes you fit and strong. Look, here's a magazine with a man wearing a hat, sitting on a horse and smoking; this is conclusive evidence. And you'll notice the similarities between him and me as well."
"No, no, no," Skully said. "That sort of advertisement was forbidden before the disaster..."
"Well, if the Ancients would've smoked a bit more, then all of this wouldn't have happened."
"Ha! Of course not. Because they would've all died from lung cancer!" Skully said.
"Nonsense!"
"Nonsense?" Skully asked.
"Yeah, nonsense."
"Ok then. HopAlongBunny, you got the most votes anyway. It used to be tradition to smoke a last cigarette before being lynched, but they got rid of that tradition, because smoking was deemed unhealthy. As if it mattered for somebody who was sentenced to death. Idiots. Anyway, I suggest you smoke 5.000.000 cigarettes in less than one hour. If it's healthy, you'll survive and be much stronger than ever before and we'll see you hopping like a, well, like a bunny. If not, well..."
HopAlongBunny laughed hysterically, grabbed a few hundreds of packs of cigarettes and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
***
HopAlongBunny: 4 (Diana Abnoba, Choxorn, jht, LazyMcCrow) :skull:
El Barto: 3 (HopAlongBunny, Zack, Ferret)
Kumquat: 2 (edse, GeneralHankerchief)
Ferret: 1 (Kumquat)
B-Wing: 1 (Ishmael)
Yay!: 1 (TinCow)
GeneralHankerchief: 1 (Yay!)
Zack: 1 (Montmorency)
Ishmael: 1 (Rickinator9)
Chaotix: 1 (Gaius Scribonius Curio)
TinCow: 1 (Chaotix)
edse: 1 (BSmith)
Montmorency: 1 (B-Wing)
Not voting: 7 (Makrell, Csargo, El Barto, issaikhaan, Taexz, Ibn-Khaldun, Ironside)
Abstain: 1 (Jolt)
Alive (26/31):
LazyMcCrow
BSmith
Ferret
Makrell
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
El Barto
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Rickinator9
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Montmorency
Killed (3).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
Lynched (2).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It is now night. Night will last for +/- 24 hours. PM's please.
Hop along, little creature, right into the big hopping pavilion in the sky.
HopAlongBunny
05-21-2013, 22:30
ROFLMAO!
All too appropriate an end to this rabbits existence :) It is scary just how accurate a picture Andres can draw of someone he has never met :bow:
El Barto
05-21-2013, 23:51
Vote: El Barto
Would post some reasoning but I have an exam in an hour.
El Barto: 3 (HopAlongBunny, Zack, Ferret)
So, where's this reasoning? You didn't even take the vote off me, and you didn't post your reasons. Unless you post in invisible ink of course.
Why are you making such a big fuss about it? You didn't get lynched.
johnhughthom
05-22-2013, 01:00
Probably because he is scum.
El Barto
05-22-2013, 01:16
Why are you making such a big fuss about it? You didn't get lynched.
Because I came back online to find back that I nearly had, and I see a bandwagon on me being formed with zero grounds?
Probably because he is scum.
That's not the reason, they're two unrelated circumstances.
Probably because he is scum.
I just ran the numbers, and that appears to be the most likely explanation. Second-most likely is that he self-conscious about his lousy posture. Third-most likely is that someone is holding a gun to his head, forcing him to post such things. After that, the probabilities are small enough that the associated explanations can be safely dismissed out of hand.
El Barto
05-22-2013, 01:21
You're forgetting whom you're dealing with, Zack.
GeneralHankerchief
05-22-2013, 04:04
Alas, farewell to HopAlongBunny
Though his death scene was yes indeed funny
I do hope you'll stay
Find more games to play
You'll find the Gameroom's worth your money.
Alas, farewell to HopAlongBunny
Though his death scene was yes indeed funny
I do hope you'll stay
Find more games to play
You'll find the Gameroom's worth your money.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
LazyMcCrow
05-22-2013, 10:05
meh. Sorry Bunny.
So, where's this reasoning? You didn't even take the vote off me, and you didn't post your reasons. Unless you post in invisible ink of course.
Ridiculous accusations against Darth Feather that carried on far too long, speaking in French and lots and lots of nonsense.
I never said it was good reasoning.
LazyMcCrow
05-22-2013, 14:03
Why?
I'd forgotten how new he/she was to the site, and lynching new players is bound to evoke a sense of 'guilt'. It makes me feel a bit better about my mis-read though. ^^
I'd forgotten how new he/she was to the site, and lynching new players is bound to evoke a sense of 'guilt'. It makes me feel a bit better about my mis-read though. ^^
HopAlongBunny ain't new.
Not to Org anyway.
New to Gameroom? Maybe.
HopAlongBunny
05-22-2013, 21:41
Apologies not needed
Bunnies are free!
No hard feelings
'twixt you and me.
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Night 3 Conclusion
https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/e46e96af-bd77-409a-964e-61802c043f80_zpsd848de7a.jpg
"I'm not a woman!" Montmorency said for the 50th time.
"Yes, you are!"
"I'm not!"
"It's written in this book: Anne de Montmorency. You're a woman!"
"First of all, my first name is NOT Anne. Secondly, the Montmorency you are talking about died 500 years ago, so it can't be me. Thirdly..."
"Aha, that must explain it. First I thought a woman could never be that ugly, but if you died 500 years ago, then it explains a lo..."
"Idiot! If I would've died 500 years ago, I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you. I would be, well, dead. And dead don't talk."
"I strongly disagree!" Skully said, before falling asleep again.
"Let's go outside, we make so much noise that even the dead can't sleep."
"Is he really dead?" Montmorency said.
"Let's not get philosophical about the matter," the other one said and they both walked outside.
"It's dangerous here," Montmorency whispered silently.
"Indeed, it is!" the other one said in a loud and manly voice.
"Anyway, As I was about to say, Anne de Montmorency was a man."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" his companion said.
"But it's true!"
Suddenly, somebody grabbed Montmorency from behind. Somebody else knocked him out and tied him up. A few moments later, Montmorency came by again. He felt a bit dizzy. When the morphine was slowly losing its' effect, he started to feel the pain. The agonising pain and the knowledge that not only was he missing his left arm and his right leg, but also something else...
"Well, it seems like you were indeed a man, but you certainly do scream like a woman." The last thing Montmorency heard was somebody else bursting out in laughter, before the butcher knife seperated his head from his body.
***
"He'll taste like crow," somebody whispered.
"He should taste just fine. The lazy ones are usually a bit fat, which gives more taste."
"We shouldn't be too picky these days. He's got more meat on his bones than whatever we'd manage to catch outside."
"Indeed."
LazyMcCrow opened his eyes, and muttered silently: "Can't you just shut up? I'm trying to sleep here."
"Sorry my friend, but the meat tastes better if we slaughter you while you're awake."
"Huh? Is this some sort of bad joke? Anyway, I'm going back to sleep."
A fist hit LazyMcCrow in the stomach causing him to throw up his meal.
"One less organ to clean," a voice said. Somebody else laughed loud.
"What is this? Why am I tied up and hanging upside down?"
LazyMcCrow started to panick.
"Please, please, don't do this. I know I've been lazy, but I have plans. Yes, big plans. I'll start working out. And working. I will also be less lazy and will do more work in the household. Please, don't do this."
"Pfffff.... Can't you come up with something better than that?"
LazyMcCrow kept silent. After a few moments of thinking, he smiled.
"Well, I could start singing always look at the bright...."
"Boooooring!"
"Ehm, let me think. Oh, yes. Please. Kill me. It's in the best interest of town to kill me off right now so that you can focus more later on."
"Pizza copycat, boring!"
"Ehm. Well. I am not sleepy and I will not go to bed. I will never not ever eat a tomato. You can be my friend. I'm going to save a panda! Say cheese!"
"I HATE Charlie and Lola," somebody said with an angry voice. "My daughter made me watch those DVD's over and over again in the days that it was not yet political correct to eat other humans. But the disaster allowed me to get my revenge! I ate her while watching Charlie and Lola. Just like we're now going to eat YOU!"
"Eh, but I thought that nobody ever quoted Charlie and Lola titles before getting lynched and that my originality would save m... AAAAAAAAAH"
***
"I see! I know what happened! The disaster! My eyes! I'm blind! I can see!"
"Shut up, fool."
"Huh? Oh, beer."
***
And suddenly, it all went so fast - Day 3
"I'm in a very bad mood. In what day an age are we living when an honest and law abiding skull can't even get a good nights' rest? Anyway, seems like you idiots still didn't get it right. In my days, we flushed out the scum in less than 1 hour. Under my leadership, being detected was inevitable."
"But those were silly games, this is real!"
"Those were NOT silly games, it was serious business. And I would start to watch my mouth, don't mistake my current condition for being completely powerless!"
***
Alive (24/31):
BSmith
Ferret
Makrell
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
El Barto
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Rickinator9
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Killed (5).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Lynched (2).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It is now day. Day will last for +/- 24 hours.
Diana Abnoba
05-23-2013, 01:33
Vote: Tiaexz missed 2 votes and no real activity since the start of the game, not like him. He is either a lying low mafia or not helpful townie. He needs some pressure votes to wake him up.
Tiaexz less time.
Since turn green.
Not lurking.
Vote: Zack
El Barto
05-23-2013, 03:25
The feud with vote:Kumquat continues.
VOTE: El Barto
Too aggressive. Might be enjoying the wrong drugs. Join the green party, man. :mellow:
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
I hate poets.
El Barto
05-23-2013, 03:39
VOTE: El Barto
Too aggressive. Might be enjoying the wrong drugs. Join the green party, man. :mellow:
Just like in Death at a Funeral, everything's so :daisy: green.
I won't stop this until kumquat acknowledges my supremacy and that of Buenos Aires.
Montmorency
05-23-2013, 03:49
You fell for the trap, Andres!
Though if anyone ever learns the real story behind my username, I'll never live it down.
El Barto
05-23-2013, 04:00
Well then, we shall have to find out, shan't we?
Riedquat
05-23-2013, 04:56
Just like in Death at a Funeral, everything's so :daisy: green.
I won't stop this until kumquat acknowledges my supremacy and that of Buenos Aires.
:laugh4: You mean CABA, not Buenos Aires...
I can't help but feel I should have developed a case by now (or at least be suspicious of somebody), but I've still got nothing. Suppose I should vote still though.
vote: Diana Abnoba
Diana Abnoba
05-23-2013, 07:59
Tiaexz less time.
Since turn green.
Not lurking.
Vote: Zack
Thanks for the info.:bow:
Okay then Unvote; Vote: El Barto
All this yakking, but no vote last phase, a feud with Kumquat that doesn't seem to have anything to do with this game...you are just a little off from your normal play. This all seems to me like a deliberate distraction, for some reason, and not very townie behavior.
LazyMcCrow
05-23-2013, 09:00
You fell for the trap, Andres!
Though if anyone ever learns the real story behind my username, I'll never live it down.
I just assumed it was your real first name :D
as I lack my own lead, I will go with Diana's idea
vote: el barto
LazyMcCrow
05-23-2013, 11:23
lead in your pencil?
LazyMcCrow
05-23-2013, 11:23
...or lead as in 'flying'
Vote: El Barto
Even if you're innocent your completely unrelated votes and arguments aren't going to help the town.
LazyMcCrow
05-23-2013, 14:01
hmmm. You jumped onto the vote leader pretty quick once you got a vote yourself there Diana... Wassup? Land yourself a role?
Riedquat
05-23-2013, 14:14
Thanks for the info.:bow:
Okay then Unvote; Vote: El Barto
All this yakking, but no vote last phase, a feud with Kumquat that doesn't seem to have anything to do with this game...you are just a little off from your normal play. This all seems to me like a deliberate distraction, for some reason, and not very townie behavior.
This thing between us started before the game so he is being himself to me... but of course you are right about it being an unneeded distraction and not very townie like, voting poor kumquat is never a townie like thing! :laugh4:
Vote: Ishmael for feeling guilty of not having any suspect, that is just weird. Oh, and lets not forget about Ferret, we are still awaiting your good reasoning!
rickinator9
05-23-2013, 14:16
Grumph :book2:
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
I hate poets.
Vote: Jolt
I love poets.
Riedquat
05-23-2013, 14:47
Grumph :book2:
Weren't you grmph'ing yesterday too? Chaotix was only one day with the thing, you more than one, and nobody gives a single clue of whats going on... :inquisitive:
GeneralHankerchief
05-23-2013, 16:07
Vote: Ishmael for feeling guilty of not having any suspect, that is just weird. Oh, and lets not forget about Ferret, we are still awaiting your good reasoning!
This is a vote that I like
Appearing "too good" is a strike
Forcing a case
Gets you thrown out with haste
So Vote: Ishmael go take a hike.
Ibn-Khaldun
05-23-2013, 17:50
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
seireikhaan
05-23-2013, 17:59
*Holds up a piece of paper with Vote: Ishmael on it.*
El Barto
05-23-2013, 18:15
as I lack my own lead, I will go with Diana's idea
vote: el barto
Third on bandwagon and absolutely nothing except 'hey, let's latch on'?
Unvote, vote: Yay!
So then, votes tallied by chronology (first vote on each)
Zack 1 (Chaotix)
Kumquat 1 (El Barto)
El Barto 4 (B-Wing; Diana Abnoba; Yay!; Ferret)
General Hankerchief 2 (Jolt; Ibn-Khaldun)
Diana Abnoba 1 (Ishmael)
Ishmael 3 (Kumquat; GeneralHankerchief, issaikhaan)
Jolt 1 (TinCow)
Yay! 1 (El Barto)
Diana: your arguments hold no water.
Ironside
05-23-2013, 18:35
Vote: Ishmael
Draw, draw!
vote: Ishmael. I don't think that El Barto is acting any differently than normal.
Vote: El Barto
It had to be done.
"Holds up piece of paper with Vote: Ishmael"
El Barto
05-23-2013, 19:56
New tally! Right after lunch!
btw, edse, don't post right before I do. ;)
Zack 1 (Chaotix)
El Barto 5 (B-Wing; Diana Abnoba; Yay!; Ferret; Csargo)
General Hankerchief 2 (Jolt; Ibn-Khaldun)
Diana Abnoba 1 (Ishmael)
Ishmael 6 (Kumquat; GeneralHankerchief; issaikhaan; Ironside; BSmith; edse)
Jolt 1 (TinCow)
Yay! 1 (El Barto)
As we can see, many people are jsut latching on to bandwagons. Me, I'm obviously Innocent.
RANDOM POST JUXTAPOSITION TIME!
as I lack my own lead, I will go with Diana's idea
vote: el barto
lead in your pencil?
Vote: Ishmael
Draw, draw!
*rimshot*
Vote: El Barto
It had to be done.
You're Ishmael's Mafia aprtner ain'tcha? You've lurked it all the way, only to kill poor little kitten Takhisis, then to be frustrated by edse.
edse ruined it for me :on_tears:
El Barto
05-23-2013, 20:28
Yes, your mafia partner will be taken away and lynched.
Indeed, there is no other possible conclusion one could come to other than that.
Vote: Jolt
You act weird way, which not necessary make scum but possible make no town?
rickinator9
05-23-2013, 21:48
"Holds up paper with Vote: El barto"
Wow, random overnight bandwagon indeed. El Barto is being kind enough to not vote for me at present, so I'll return the favour.
On a different note, I'm starting to change my mind on the 'grmphing' and paper-holding going on around here. Chaotix, you've hardly been around since your muffled silence D1 - are you allowed to shed any light whatsoever (if you were just getting into the theme, that would be nice to know)?
Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.
El Barto
05-23-2013, 22:13
"Holds up paper with Vote: El barto"
dafuq?
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Day 3 Conclusion
https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/nomansland_zps32eed701.jpg
"The man who can't spell his own name or the man thinking the pseudonym of some childish cartoon character is a cool nickname."
Skully sighed.
"Really now. Allthough I fully understand why you want these two clowns to die, it's just that... Oh well, might as well make this fun."
Suddenly, both Ishmael and El Barto were dressed in a tightly sitting athletic suit showing their not so very athletic bodies in full detail. Both were standing at the start of a parcours.
"Good," Skully said, seemingly nodding.
"You'll both get a fair chance of surviving this. The first who finishes the parcours with obstacles lying in front of him, will survive. You can see the obstacles as symbols for the utter failure the collective here has shown to been."
"But, but,..." Ishmael started.
"Yes? What?"
"This is not fair. I have a giant rock, a big pool with lava, a thunderstorm, a group of maniacs with swords and a flower as obstacles while El Barto doesn't seem to have any obstacles at all and got a skateboard on top of it."
"ARE YOU SAYING THE NAE'BLIS ISN'T CAPABLE OF DEFEATING A MAGGOT LIKE A CARTOON FIGURE IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES???"
"Well, no, but this seems very unfair."
Skully simply yelled "Start!"
El Barto jumped on his skateboard which suddenly moved away, causing him to fall. In his fall, something pushed him and he hit the ground very bad, breaking his two legs and his right arm.
"Nobody said, I had to be fair..." Ishmael said, and quickly, he let the giant rock vaporate, the lava pool turned in ice, the thunderstorm cleared out and the maniacs became hippies. Slowly, he walked towards the finish line. He picked the flower and happily jumped over the line while singing Kumbaya.
El Barto was still on the ground, in pain. "Not fair! Not fair at all! He cheated!"
"It doesn't matter, you lost. LOSER!" Skully said, a wee bit cruel.
"Dead by Kumquating!" somebody yelled, not surprisingly a dealer in Kumquats.
El Barto looked up, his facial expression being a mix between hatred and fear.
"No, not Kumqu..."
23 kumquats hit him simultaneously on the head, followed by another volley, and another one. And another one. This kept going one until the remnants of El Barto were no longer recognisable in the gigantic pool of kumquat juice.
***
El Barto : 6 (Ferret, B-Wing, Yay!, Csargo, rickinator9, Diana Abnoba) :skull:
Ishmael: 6 (Ironside, Kumquat, edse, issaikhaan, GeneralHankerchief, BSmith
GeneralHankerchief: 2 (Ibn-Khaldun, Jolt)
Jolt: 2 (TinCow, Zack)
Yay!: 1 (El Barto)
Zack: 1 (Chaotix)
Diana Abnoba: 1 (Ishmael)
Not voting: 5 (Makrell, jht, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Choxorn, Tiaexz)
***
***
Alive (23/31):
BSmith
Ferret
Makrell
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Rickinator9
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Killed (5).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Lynched (3).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It's now night. Night will last for +/- 23 hours. PM's please.
El Barto killed by kumquats! :applause: O, what cruelly poetic justice.
I came in now to actually vote...
"Oh, the Night is over, lets see who where to vote..... oh, Diana voted me, she might think me replying now is because of that, ashame, unfortunate scum tell.. ah ha! Chaotix is actually defending me? He must be scum, I am going to vote him.. wait.. day over already?"
:shame:
Riedquat
05-24-2013, 01:09
Dead by kumquating! Oh my... I'm in tears!! :laugh4:
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-24-2013, 01:39
I came in now to actually vote...
"Oh, the Night is over, lets see who where to vote..... [not so relevant to me]
:shame:
This happened to me too: wake up, go running, have breakfast, check thread: day is already over and ironic death scene completed.
I'm disappointed in myself... Need to up my game...
Diana Abnoba
05-24-2013, 03:09
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Death by kumquats! Now that's original!
Darth Feather
05-24-2013, 06:47
Epic write-up :laugh4:
Epic write-up :laugh4:
They're pretty much the number one reason why I play in Andres' games :beam:.
Vote: Jolt
You act weird way, which not necessary make scum but possible make no town?
Since my recent experiences in Mafia games have ended with me lynched for the most absurd of reasons because I was talking too much/defending myself properly, I just point out my behaviour, and you'll make of that what you will:
D1: Voted for person I already had said that seemed scummy to me.
D2: Abstained since I was busy, and came back to the org minutes short of the end of the round, and with a quick skim noticed there was no suspect whatsoever.
D3: Voted early for GeneralHankerchief for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Right, you've convinced me.
Nightvote:Jolt
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Night 4 Conclusion
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"Hey you, couch potato."
"I beg you pardon?"
"Yes, you, couch potato."
"Good sir, I'm everything but a couch potato. You see, I drink this high caffeine cola, Jolt Cola, and as a result, I'm always very active."
"Perhaps, but I prefer couch potatoes over overactive stressy disgusting Jolt Cola drinkers."
"Disgusting? Man, you don't know what's good for you, don't ya?"
"Jolt Cola is the only cola which you can find since the disaster. Most likely because everybody drank all other cola's and doesn't like the taste of..."
"I am deeply offended!"
"Good."
"I challenge you for a duel! Pick the weapon!"
"I chose sofas!"
"Sofas?"
"Yes, sofas. Also known as couches. I'm going to turn you into a couch potato."
"Couches," Jolt repeated, a wee bit surprised at the absurd choice for a weapon.
"Are you comfortable with that?"
"Convertable with that...? Oh, I get it. Hahaha. Funny."
"Let's get started, ok?" his challenger said, not at all amused.
"Legs get starte...? Oh. You're quiet the joker, you. Hahahahaha."
His challenger was foaming with anger.
"You're foaming on purpose. Foam. Got it? Yes? Oh boy, this is hilarious. Hahahahahahahahaha."
"In the ancient world, they would you put you under arrest for disrupting a perfectly legal duel!"
"Put me under armrest? Wahahahahahahahaha!"
His attacker pulled out a knife.
"Hahahaha. Are you trying to chaise me away? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
His attacker really got angry.
"Foam again? WAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU!"
"And if I don't run away fast enough, you'll chaise me down and couch me? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The killer had enough of it and in his anger, he lifted a large couch and threw it on Jolt. Before he died, he managed to say "Will you stuff me before you're going to eat me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha..."
***
A man sneaked up on Diana Abnoba who was reading a book about mythology.
Suddenly, she turned around and stared at her attacker. "It is generally a bad idea trying to sneak up on the goddess of the hunt."
"Oh, but I was just interested in your book."
"I found it in the building with the most stories."
"Oh, which one is that?"
"The library," Diana said, giggling.
"Oh no, not another one of these jokers," the attacker moaned.
"Are you perhaps a cannibal, good sir?"
"Indeed, I am," the attacker said, drawing a large, menacing looking book.
"Well... Nice to eat you. Hihihihi."
"Funny, very funny. But it won't be so funny once I've...."
"I heard you like scrambled legs in the morning. Hihihihihihihi."
"You are going to die!"
"Oh come on now. I'm having a veal good time here. Hihihihihihihihihi"
"ENOUGH! SHOULDN'T YOU BE AFRAID OR SOMETHING?"
"No, I'm too excited about this book. It's about anti-gravity and I can't put it down..."
"WAAAA!"
"Please, cut off only my entire left side. Then I'll be all right. Hihihihihihihihi. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
"Well, I can only hope that if you eat me, you'll get a taste of literature!"
***
"Noooooo! I can no longer be healed! Noooo! I don't want to remain silent for the rest of my days!"
"Silence!"
"Huh? Oh, wodka. Nice."
***
And suddenly, it all went so fast - Day 4
"Today, we are here to mourn about the two friends we lost."
"Mourning wood?" Skully said, laughing hysterically.
"This is highly inappropriate, Mister Skull."
"Meh, when I was still alive, I always avoided funerals, since I wasn't a mourning person." Skully replied, laughing again.
"Skully! Please!"
"Oh come on. It's always a good idea to look alive during a funeral."
"Skully!"
"Just trying to urn my money here. After all, it's supposed to be a funnyral."
***
Alive (21/31):
BSmith
Ferret
Makrell
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Rickinator9
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Killed (7).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
Lynched (3).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It's now day. Day will last for 24 hours.
Riedquat
05-24-2013, 21:55
LMAO! Andres you are a genious! Hihihihi!! :laugh4:
seireikhaan
05-24-2013, 23:47
Huzzah. Thank you, good doctor. I can speak, finally.
Phew, that spares me the stupidity of being lynched three times in a row for no reason.
El Barto
05-25-2013, 00:23
You lynched me in vain, I've always been vanilla townie. But it was worth it.
Riedquat
05-25-2013, 00:40
Huzzah. Thank you, good doctor. I can speak, finally.
So say something worth to be listened then! How did you get that condition? Any clue who healed you, or why? Or something.... anything!
You lynched me in vain, I've always been vanilla townie. But it was worth it.
We don't know for sure you are/were a townie... you... kumquated one... lol
El Barto
05-25-2013, 00:47
It's 'kumquatted', with two t's.
So say something worth to be listened then! How did you get that condition? Any clue who healed you, or why? Or something.... anything!
We know the healer.
Why should we tell?
Diana Abnoba
05-25-2013, 00:59
:annoyed: Killed again, damn :The end:
BTW love your new user name El Barto. :laugh4:
El Barto
05-25-2013, 01:03
BTW love your new user name El Barto. :laugh4:
It's accidental, should've been my usertitle, but I'm cool, I'm hip, I roll with it.
We know the healer.
Why should we tell?
What are you trying to play at? You keep dropping hints, so obviously you don't want to keep this information a secret. You want people to know about it and be curious.
seireikhaan
05-25-2013, 01:21
So say something worth to be listened then! How did you get that condition? Any clue who healed you, or why? Or something.... anything!
We couldn't speak. Because. Now I can. Because of the doctor. Doctor probably has conditions. Conditions to win. By healing us.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-25-2013, 01:58
That seems reasonable. It also seems deceptively simple.
Do you know the identity of said 'doctor'? Or are they merely treating your 'condition' without your knowledge?
Now I am quite willing to believe that your group is 'town-orientated' should you so claim, purely on the grounds that if you are so easily identifiable, by your 'condition', then you are unlikely to be the mafia...
On the other hand I have been wrong before, and this is an Andres game, full of twists a-plenty...
More information would be appreciated, should you be willing to share it...
El Barto
05-25-2013, 02:17
issaikhaan is replying in broken sentences like Chaotix once did (posting something about 'since turn green', etc.). Maybe it' an after-effect? Being half-silenced?
Still, Chaotix would only defend me because he fears me, and trying to curry favour.
Vote: Chaotix
Attack me.. Defend me... you're forever the scum! :duel:
GeneralHankerchief
05-25-2013, 02:59
For the healer, I'd leave this be
It's distracting from scum, you see
While we all debate
'bout the talkers to date
The real scum will get off scot-free.
Vote: Ishmael
I saw Ferret chewing on a bone.
vote: Ferret
seireikhaan
05-25-2013, 03:30
Vote: Elite Ferret
Ismael can wait.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-25-2013, 03:33
For the healer, I'd leave this be
It's distracting from scum, you see
While we all debate
'bout the talkers to date
The real scum will get off scot-free.
Too true...
Vote: Ibn-Khaldun in the name of promoting discussion...
Vote: Ferret
Enemy to all Grmphs. He will die.
Gah.
Unvote.
Vote: Ferret
Should be good now.
Riedquat
05-25-2013, 05:11
We know the healer.
Why should we tell?
You shouldn't but giving just a bit of info to us to understand
We couldn't speak. Because. Now I can. Because of the doctor. Doctor probably has conditions. Conditions to win. By healing us.
How did you get infected?
I saw Ferret chewing on a bone.
vote: Ferret
Ferret owes us a good reasoning...
Vote: Ferret
Enemy to all Grmphs. He will die.
:inquisitive:
Gah.
Unvote.
Vote: Ferret
Should be good now.
Wasn't good before?
El Barto
05-25-2013, 07:08
For the healer, I'd leave this be
It's distracting from scum, you see
While we all debate
'bout the talkers to date
The real scum will get off scot-free.
Vote: Ishmael
OK, let's tax the scum then.
Gah.
Unvote.
Vote: Ferret
Should be good now.
What is so good about Grmphs?
vote: Ishmael as a counter-wagon
seireikhaan
05-25-2013, 07:17
Just in case.
Unvote, Vote: Ferret
Because not elite.
vote: Ishmael as a counter-wagon
If two wagons are good, then three must be better!
vote: Ibn-Kaldun
Can somebody remind me if there's a case on anybody yet?
If two wagons are good, then three must be better!
vote: Ibn-Kaldun
Can somebody remind me if there's a case on anybody yet?
Yes.
Case is: Ferret scum.
A birdy told me.
vote: Ishmael as a counter-wagon
That's useful Jarrema. A counter wagon, based on what exactly?
How about the town wagons you?
Askthepizzaguy
05-25-2013, 09:21
Do you think Jarrema would actively campaign to shift a wagon away from his scum partner?
It just doesn't seem like Jarrema.
Darth Feather
05-25-2013, 09:32
I get the feeling something in the grmphs role PM prevents them from saying out loud what kind of character they are. (reminds me of TC in Andres' last game.)
i do think the grmphs are okay people, or atleast enemyies of scum.
Vote: ferret
they might have an investegator in their ranks
Darth Feather
05-25-2013, 09:40
i do think the grmphs are okay people, or atleast enemyies of scum.
Vote: ferret
they might have an investegator in their ranks
Blue: Not agreed, something smells fishy
Green: Agreed.
Red: We will never know (no reveal on death)
Do you think Jarrema would actively campaign to shift a wagon away from his scum partner?
It just doesn't seem like Jarrema.
I just want Jarrema to say something of substance so I can make a ruling on him.
Yes.
Case is: Ferret scum.
A birdy told me.
The birdy is wrong. FoS: Birdy
Ferret owes us a good reasoning...
I've already posted my reasoning, not my fault you missed it.
This bandwagon really came out of nowhere.
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
I'm guessing the poetry signifies a role of some sort. He hasn't been killed yet so who's to say it's a pro-town role?
Askthepizzaguy
05-25-2013, 13:59
I just want Jarrema to say something of substance so I can make a ruling on him.
Oh, I've been in line for that particular piece of candy for a while now. Just let it go, friend.
rickinator9
05-25-2013, 14:15
"Holds up piece of paper with vote:Ferret"
Ibn-Khaldun
05-25-2013, 14:28
Vote: GeneralHandkerchief
Just like before..
That's useful Jarrema. A counter wagon, based on what exactly?
How about the town wagons you?
well
I am like a child in a mist.
TBH, I am always like that in a game without reveals. But I try to bring some action, so we have things to analyze
El Barto
05-25-2013, 17:45
I spot… inconsistencies.
Diana Abnoba
05-25-2013, 18:50
Remember town if these Grmphs are a protown role, don't you think that the mafia would be killing them soon. I would give them a few rounds to see what happens, but if not targeted by mafia soon, they need to go also IMHO.
I do not believe they are mafia. but I do not believe they are town either.
2 hypothesis:
1. they are neutral
2. someone else is making them behave the way they do
GeneralHankerchief
05-25-2013, 20:00
2. someone else is making them behave the way they do
~:snowman:
My friend doesn't feel like penning a limerick on this point, but this sounds right to both me and him.
johnhughthom
05-25-2013, 20:50
Vote: Chaotix
Vote: Yay!-Jarema, because he's way too quiet and what he says sounds scummy.
Riedquat
05-25-2013, 21:39
I've already posted my reasoning, not my fault you missed it.
This bandwagon really came out of nowhere.
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
I'm guessing the poetry signifies a role of some sort. He hasn't been killed yet so who's to say it's a pro-town role?
:inquisitive:
Ridiculous accusations against Darth Feather that carried on far too long, speaking in French and lots and lots of nonsense.
I never said it was good reasoning.
This? This isn't very proper of you... We all can agree we really don't have anything very solid against anybody yet but this coming from you sounds a bit hollow, more an excuse than a reasoning.
And I've seen GH doing same thing more than a couple of times in the past in other games, don't think his posting now is role related.
Vote: abstain, the action, not skully
The thing is between Ferret for not being himself lately or Ishmael for his scummy post from yesterday...
How am I not being myself?
How am I not being myself?
Usually you're a bit more elitist.
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Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Day 4 Conclusion
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The landscape outside was as desolate as ever. Would it ever change? They say war changes everything, but what about after the war? Or was the war still ongoing? Questions that could not be answered.
In the room, the survivors were still arguing.
"It was him! I saw him chewing on a human bone!"
"It wasn't a bone, it was a pear," Ferret said.
"That's not possible! All pears were gone after the disaster!"
"Yesterday, we had plenty of kumquats. If the kumquat survived the disaster, then why wouldn't the pears..."
"We didn't invent this stupid story. There are no pears. Deal with it."
"But that can't be! I have been eating one last night!"
"That's a lie!"
"Apparently it is. But it isn't the only lie being told here!"
"He has those little sharp teeth!"
"Of course, I'm a Ferret."
"He isn't human!"
"Well spotted! I'm a Ferret that turned into an elephant due to the radiation. But deep in my heart, I'm still a ferret!"
"He worships the clown smiley!"
"Only because the clown smiley is our savior!" :clown:
"We hate that clown smiley! Everybody hates it. You're the only one who likes it!"
":clown: :clown: :clown: You can't stop me! :clown:"
"A clownesk ferret, disguised as an elephant, chewing on human bones at night. I don't know what's the worst part of the description, but it seems like we have one!"
"It was a pear! And this isn't a disguise, it was the..."
"Allright, you clown!"
":clown:"
"A bit of decorum, please! I'm about to sentence you."
"Sorry. :clown: Sorry, sorry."
"Ferret, you have been found guilty of being a ferret."
Ferret shaked his head in disbelief, murmuring "lies!"
"You have also been found guilty of dressing like an elephant and worshipping the clown smiley."
"And I'm proud of it! :clown:"
"On top of it, you have been seen eating a pear."
"I thought it was a human bone?"
"You said it was a pear."
"But it was a pear!"
"So, you confess."
"Yes, I was eating a pear."
"He confessed!"
"Ok then. Since you confessed, I'll make the penalty less cruel. You are sentenced to watch the test cricket match between Bangladesh and Zimbabwe."
"Yeah! Cricket!" everybody but Ferret cheered.
And so, they watched the test cricket match. For five days. There's nothing to tell about, it's boring as boring can be. If you look up "cricket" in the dictionary, it says "boring". And if it doesn't, then the dictionary has been manipulated by the cricket conspiracy which aims to bring the entire universe to selfdestruction out of boredom. Anyway, the test match ended in a draw and both teams agreed to do a re-match. Which, after 5 looooooong and boooooooring days ended in a draw. For some odd reason, all survivors were excited and kept watching. But not so our lynchee, poor Ferret, who must be the only sane person in this story, which says a lot about the degree of insanity of all other survivors, since Ferret has his oddities too, like his weird :clown: fetish. After the third rematch, Ferret couldn't take it any longer. He grabbed a piece of fruit and banged it against his head, until he died.
"Yes! Draw again! That means 5 more days of watching this exciting stuff!" a complete lunatic said joyfully.
3 centuries later, the game finally ended in a draw and the survivors continued this story.
***
Ferret: 6 (Chaotix, issaikhaan, rickinator9, B-Wing, Makrell, BSmith) :skull:
GeneralHankerchief: 2 (Ibn-Khaldun, Ferret)
Ishmael: 2 (GeneralHankerchief, Yay!)
Chaotix: 2 (Tiaexz, jht)
Ibn-Khaldun: 2 (Ishmael, Gaius Scribonius Curio)
BSmith: 1 (Zack)
Yay!: 1 (Choxorn)
abstain: 1 (Kumquat)
Not voting: 4 (Csargo, TinCow, edse, Ironside)
***
Alive (20/31):
BSmith
Makrell
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Rickinator9
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Killed (7).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
Lynched (4).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto
Ferret
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It's now night. Night will last for +/- 22h00
Darth Feather
05-25-2013, 23:05
LMAO! Andres you are a genious! Hihihihi!! :laugh4:
Thàt :2thumbsup:
HopAlongBunny
05-25-2013, 23:15
Trust the Brits to take something potentially exciting (2 large teams of men with hard-wood bats and a lethal projectile) and turn it into something sleep-inducing :p No wonder hockey had to wait until they went to N.America.
Anyone who says they hate the clown smiley is either a liar or a reveler in banality.
How do you know me so well Andres... Pretty sure we've never even mentioned cricket to each other before.
Everyone secretly loves the clown smiley. How else are you supposed to indicate to everyone that you are acting like a buffoon and are not to be taken seriously? :clown:
johnhughthom
05-26-2013, 03:49
:rolleyes:
Belgium produces a few good footballers, and suddenly they think they know about sport.
Sorry I missed the vote, Andres. Have family visiting and haven't had time to follow the game. I should be back to normal for the next day phase.
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Night 5 Conclusion
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"Is it finally over?" the old man whispered.
"He'll be a bit hard to chew on, shouldn't we take somebody younger?"
"Oh no, you won't! For ages now, I've been having these useless visions. Oh yes, they reveal stuff to me, but when it's interesting, it always comes after the facts. I've had enough of this. Please, pick me."
"He'll taste like fish."
"Oh yes, indeed. I'll taste like the best fish that has ever been on this planet. You know, when I was still young...."
"Shut up, old fool!"
"Well well, now. That's certainly not a way to talk to me. Is there no respect for old age anymore? In my days, we....
"I'm not interested in your stories!"
"But, in my days, everybody...."
Something hit Makrell really hard.
"How rude!" he said. "Get off my lawn!"
"Just follow us."
"There is a bus? Since when?"
"There is no bus. Come with us."
"No, I'm not jealous. Never have been the jealous type, really."
"Shut up, you old fool. You need to come with us, so that we can kill you!"
"Who?"
"You!"
"Don't repeat my question. Who?"
"Can't we just kill him here on the spot?"
"I'm not wearing a culotte!"
"That's it, I have enough of it!"
"Are you unfit? At your age alread..."
A butchers' knife ended Makrells' hearing problems. And all his other problems.
***
rickinator9 was sitting on a stool, enjoying a bottle of whisky while just staring at the distance. Suddenly, a man came sitting next to him.
"Good evening," he said.
"Grmph."
"Can't you say anything else but grmph?"
"Grmph."
"Isn't that a bit annoying?"
"Grmph."
"Oh boy, that must be very annoying. Being in an environment where everybody is talking, but not being able to say anything yourself."
"Grmph."
"I'm glad I'm not in your shoes. It must be a very frustrating experience."
"Grmph."
"You smell funny."
"Grmph?"
"How much is 1 + 1?"
"Grmph."
"No. It's 2."
"Grmph!"
"Imagine having all this knowledge and then they tell you your tongue was cut out and you can no longer talk. Oh boy."
"Grmph."
"Are you enjoying the conversation so far?"
"Grmph."
While the man was talking to the grmphing rickinator9, another one was sneaking up on him, with a large butchers' knife in his hand. Before he could strike, however, the grmph jumped up in a reflex. As a result, the knife hit him in his right arm, instead of beheading him as was intended. The other man quickly jumped up, a knife already in his hand, and pushed rickinator9, causing him to fall. The attackers jumped on the grmph, who didn't have a chance but defended himself vigorously nonetheless and butchered him with their knives.
***
And suddenly, it all went so fast - Day 5
Skully was smoking a cigar while listening to the report of the previous night.
"Well well, two more died. Seems like you're still as incompetent as ever at catching the scum. But the most important question is: "how is a skull able to smoke a cigar?" I'll tell you: while you are all running around like headless chickens, my powers seem to grow. I don't know exactly what is happening and who will benefit from it, but it may be that in the very near future, I'll be able to influence what's happening a bit more."
Skully inhaled the smoke of his cigar and started to cough.
"Oh boy, inhaling cigar smoke is a wee bit different from cigarette smoke. It's so strong. Anyway, I suggest you try a bit harder today. I have it from a good source that most of the more interesting survivors have already left us, which is a shame. You better start pleasing me."
***
Alive (18/31):
BSmith
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Killed (9).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
Makrell
rickinator9
Lynched (4).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto
Ferret
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It's now day. Day will last for +/- 24h00
in the interest of town i will reveal my role.
i was the wise old man, i recieved visions every day, they all showed up in the writeups.
Night one: the tongues, all GRMPHS lost their tongues(hence the papervoting) lost tongous to a tribe of cannibals
Night two: i lost my tongue, and also something about a healer
night three: Atomic explosion, a vision of my past
Night four: Jolt, The healer died. (he was healer)
Night Five: I died myself, no vision
all of these are the second thing to appear in each writeup.
Montmorency
05-26-2013, 22:10
Delete that immediately - no post-death reveals.
I have soft deleted that post, as I agree with Monty that it was likely a rule violation. The post is soft-deleted though and can be viewed (and restored) by the Gameroom Mods and Andres himself. Apologies if I stepped on any GR Mod toes, but I thought I should jump on this before too many people saw it.
rickinator9
05-26-2013, 23:18
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmp---
HopAlongBunny
05-27-2013, 04:05
The Furious Makrell-a fishy story if ever I heard one...
Both people killed last night, one of whom was a Grmph, were on the Ferret bandwagon, and the write-up specifically mentions two attackers in both killings. I think we can safely say that Ferret was a cannibal.
I vote: jht because he obviously hates grmphs.
So you think scum players immediately try to avenge fallen team mates? That would be a silly tactic, especially in a game with no reveals upon death.
I have soft deleted that post, as I agree with Monty that it was likely a rule violation. The post is soft-deleted though and can be viewed (and restored) by the Gameroom Mods and Andres himself. Apologies if I stepped on any GR Mod toes, but I thought I should jump on this before too many people saw it.
Your intentions were noble, but no rules have been broken :bow:
Since the .Org was down for several hours, this day phase will be extended with 24 hours.
Grmphs, do any of you have any useful information for the rest of us? Grmph twice for yes, Grmph once for no. If you grmph twice, it might be nice to follow that up with a sign vote or FOS to provide some further information.
Riedquat
05-27-2013, 15:17
Err... If no rules have been broken what Makrell said was intended to be said? Can he repeat it? Now I'm curious. Bah! Didn't see the post come back
Riedquat
05-27-2013, 15:20
Grmphs, do any of you have any useful information for the rest of us? Grmph twice for yes, Grmph once for no. If you grmph twice, it might be nice to follow that up with a sign vote or FOS to provide some further information.
Don't think they are able to answer that way, but we'll see. There is another question, I've for them, do Grmphs know each other?
omg
thats... interesting indeed
vote: jht
I think that most of grpmhs are clear as innocents now
Both people killed last night, one of whom was a Grmph, were on the Ferret bandwagon, and the write-up specifically mentions two attackers in both killings. I think we can safely say that Ferret was a cannibal.
I vote: jht because he obviously hates grmphs.
Wait, why aren't you voting for Ferret, then?
Vote: B-Wing
Darth Feather
05-27-2013, 16:49
Wait, why aren't you voting for Ferret, then?
Vote: B-Wing
Because he is dead?
Ironside
05-27-2013, 16:58
omg
thats... interesting indeed
vote: jht
I think that most of grpmhs are clear as innocents now
Probably, but the quick wipeout of both the healer and the wise old man is either bad luck or a leak, so it is a good question if the grmphs knew eachother and similar questions.
Darth Feather
05-27-2013, 17:03
they might have an investegator in their ranks
A hint from Makrell?
Because he is dead?
And? Death is lighter than a feather, so to speak.
Darth Feather
05-27-2013, 18:40
And? Death is lighter than a feather, so to speak.
Argh, I got outquoted by Zack:surrender2:
Shhhhhh Zack, you're going to give away the secret.
So you think scum players immediately try to avenge fallen team mates?
Typically, no, but I think the write-up subtly nodded to your guilt, in more than one way. And, in the light of Makrell's reveal, I also think your vote on GeneralHankerchief was an attempt to bus one of your partners.
Wait, why aren't you voting for Ferret, then?
Vote: B-Wing
:furious:
Derp, unvote ; vote: GeneralHankerchief.
Riedquat
05-27-2013, 19:11
Typically, no, but I think the write-up subtly nodded to your guilt, in more than one way. And, in the light of Makrell's reveal, I also think your vote on GeneralHankerchief was an attempt to bus one of your partners.
Is there going a scummy contest and nobody told me? I'm a bit slow today, a bit more than I'm usually AM... can you point where exactly the write up point to Ferret's guilt? O.o
Darth Feather
05-27-2013, 19:15
Is there going a scummy contest and nobody told me? I'm a bit slow today, a bit more than I'm usually are... can you point where exactly the write up point to Ferret's guilt? O.o
I suppose he is referring to the bone Ferret was said to be chewing.
Riedquat
05-27-2013, 19:40
I suppose he is referring to the bone Ferret was said to be chewing.
Really? Then I'm well off... I'm more convinced by zack's case, including the lack of vote against the dead guy...:dizzy2:
A hint from Makrell?
i have shared all my info in my previous post.
Really? Then I'm well off... I'm more convinced by zack's case, including the lack of vote against the dead guy...:dizzy2:
Mr. Sherlock Watson said it best:
When you have eliminated nothing, and given the matter very little thought, pick something improbable and run with it based on nonsensical reasoning.
Ironside
05-27-2013, 21:32
i have shared all my info in my previous post.
And you were free to give that up post-mortem. Like the host expected you to die. Because of a prebuilt trap perhaps? Yup, one killer is in the grmph group.
Vote: Chaotix for now.
Really? Then I'm well off... I'm more convinced by zack's case, including the lack of vote against the dead guy...:dizzy2:
Zack has a case?
And what "lack of vote against the dead guy" are you referring to?
And you were free to give that up post-mortem. Like the host expected you to die. Because of a prebuilt trap perhaps? Yup, one killer is in the grmph group.
How on earth does Makrell's posthumous reveal implicate the Grmphs? It's definitely possible one or more of the Grmphs is a cannibal, but your argument seems nebulous at best.
FoS both of these dodgy fellows.
EDIT: The Wavering Tally thus Far
jht (1) : Yay!
B-Wing (1) : Zack
General Hankerchief (1) : B-Wing
Chaotix (1) : Ironside
Ibn-Khaldun
05-27-2013, 22:47
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
Ironside
05-27-2013, 22:56
How on earth does Makrell's posthumous reveal implicate the Grmphs? It's definitely possible one or more of the Grmphs is a cannibal, but your argument seems nebulous at best.
It's a safe scanner. Normally, if a scanner find someone (early in particular), he has to choose if to reveal and get a certain death (without doctors) or to keep silent and try for more, but risk dying too early and not reveal what he knows. This game he didn't need to bother and also seems to have early access to the Grmphs network (knowing who the healer was + Grmphs talks about having scan result on Ferret).
That's freaking powerful and needs to be balanced somehow. And a corrupt Grmph is one way of making it and most effective. I suppose the special role could be the balance, but that's hard to the mafia, since the scanner could easily take out 1-2 players and it's quite doubtful that the special role got the same alignment as the mafia.
I see what you're saying now. I do believe Ferret was scum, though, and three of the four Grmphs voted for him. edse was the one who didn't, and if one Grmph were to be mafia, he would seems the most likely to me.
Because vote: Chaotix
Tell me why I shouldn't vote for you.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-28-2013, 00:57
Vote: edse
I am generally persuaded by what Ironside suggests, though trying to second-guess Andres' thought process is an exercise in futility. Certainly the Grmphs should not be automatically cleared by Makrell's reveal...
Anything you care to add, edse?
Because vote: Chaotix
Tell me why I shouldn't vote for you.
Not enough words.
Vote: Tiaexz
El Barto
05-28-2013, 01:16
Is an OMGUS all you can do, Chatoix? J'accuse!
seireikhaan
05-28-2013, 02:35
Grmphs, do any of you have any useful information for the rest of us? Grmph twice for yes, Grmph once for no. If you grmph twice, it might be nice to follow that up with a sign vote or FOS to provide some further information.
Not especially. No exceptional knowledge. Just us.
Vote: Ironside
Nonsense argument. Made for easy lynches. For large, known group. No contact with Makrell.
Vote: Tiaexz, for too few words and for double posting.
Updated Tally
jht (1) : Yay!
B-Wing (1) : Zack
General Hankerchief (2) : B-Wing, Ibn-Khaldun
Chaotix (2) : Ironside, Tiaexz
edse (1) : G.S.C.
Tiaexz (2) : Chaotix, Choxorn
Ironside (1) : issaikhaan
El Barto
05-28-2013, 03:24
vote:Chatoix!
vote:Chatoix!
Such a divine argument requires respect.
Vote: Chatoix
Is an OMGUS all you can do, Chatoix? J'accuse!
Yes.
I am a Grmph.
I can barely talk.
Why vote for me?
Waste of time.
seireikhaan
05-28-2013, 04:42
Quit your stupid bandwagons.
Think. Why.
Ironside's logic sounds better than anything else out there at the moment, so I'm willing to give it a shot. And Chaotix is coming off as the most scummy of all the Grmphs to me at present (although to be fair, that's a pretty normal state of affairs for a Chaotix of any alignment).
vote: Chaotix
B-Wing, I don't quite get your case for Ferret being scum - why do you think there being two attackers in each write-up indicates that?
johnhughthom
05-28-2013, 08:25
Vote: Yyayy
You suck!
Ironside
05-28-2013, 09:10
[/B]Nonsense argument. Made for easy lynches. For large, known group. No contact with Makrell.
Jolt were Chaotix's birdie though?
And you were given the identity of the healer when he healed you ,correct?
Do you have a qt that the tungless can read?
I see what you're saying now. I do believe Ferret was scum, though, and three of the four Grmphs voted for him. edse was the one who didn't, and if one Grmph were to be mafia, he would seems the most likely to me.
AFAIK edse is still without tung and if scanner info on a partner shows up in your qt you'll get very little choise than to bus him, unless you can provide a good distraction. So that alone doesn't tell much.
Darth Feather
05-28-2013, 11:43
Ironside's logic sounds better than anything else out there at the moment, so I'm willing to give it a shot. And Chaotix is coming off as the most scummy of all the Grmphs to me at present (although to be fair, that's a pretty normal state of affairs for a Chaotix of any alignment).
vote: Chaotix
B-Wing, I don't quite get your case for Ferret being scum - why do you think there being two attackers in each write-up indicates that?
Wouldn't it make sense then to kill the healer right after you got your tongue back? That makes Issaikhaan obviously suspect. I mean, if you kill the healer before you get your tongue back, you can't mislead the town.
seireikhaan
05-28-2013, 11:51
Jolt were Chaotix's birdie though?
I don't understand.
And you were given the identity of the healer when he healed you ,correct?
Yes.
Do you have a qt that the tungless can read?
Yes.
Ironside
05-28-2013, 12:09
I don't understand.
You got info that Ferret was guilty somehow. Chaotix refered to it as a little birdy.
Someone posted that in your qt (based on grmph actions) and that someone had to have gotten the info from someone. Since you say there were no contact with Makrell, then someone else must have worked as the middle hand. Most obvious choise is Jolt.
Also, could you figure out who the healer was through the qt?
I must admit that I haven't really been paying attention to this game for the last few days, hence my previous bandwagon. Unfortunately, I don't have time to develop my own theories now either, so I'm just going to continue to bandwagon on the existing ones. From what I gather, the argument at the moment is whether there's an infiltrator within the grumpy old men who caused the death of a pro-town role. Non-grumps appear to want to lynch the grumps as a result, while the grumps appear to be standing together. Please correct me if this characterization of the situation is wrong. I like the tone of 'khaan's recent posts; I'm willing to trust him to figure out whether there is skullduggery going on within his own group. Therefore...
Unvote; Vote: Ironside
seireikhaan
05-28-2013, 12:56
You got info that Ferret was guilty somehow. Chaotix refered to it as a little birdy.
Ah, yes, that. Yes, someone contacted us.
Someone posted that in your qt (based on grmph actions) and that someone had to have gotten the info from someone. Since you say there were no contact with Makrell, then someone else must have worked as the middle hand. Most obvious choise is Jolt.
Also, could you figure out who the healer was through the qt?
Can't comment.
The deadline should be approaching soon, and my primary suspect (GH) isn't even tied for the lynch right now, so I'm going to do something weird.
unvote ; vote: Tiaexz
I'm around 95% confident that Chaotix isn't the grmph-scum, if there even is one, but Ironside doesn't seem like a good lynch candidate either. Tiaexz, on the other hand, seems marginally helpful as a townie, at best. So we should have a three-way tie now.
Updated Tally
(3) Chaotix : Ironside, Tiaexz, Ishmael
(3) Ironside : issaikhaan, Csargo, TinCow
(3) Tiaexz : Chaotix, Choxorn, B-Wing
(1) jht : Yay!
(1) B-Wing : Zack
(1) General Hankerchief : Ibn-Khaldun
(1) edse : G.S.C.
(1) Yay! : jht
Riedquat
05-28-2013, 14:10
Uh...err... B-wing, zack's argument is the one he is voting you for not voting Ferret...
Now, with all the said I feel lynching the grmphs don't seem to be a wise idea, Ironside in the other side seems to know a really lot of what is going on, and i wonder how he knows all these things, most of us are a bit lost in the dark. I'm suspicious of him but not to the point to dispatch him yet. I suggest the grmphs start with the serious grmphing and Ironside talking a bit more.
For now, Vote: Tiaex
Vote: edse
I am generally persuaded by what Ironside suggests, though trying to second-guess Andres' thought process is an exercise in futility. Certainly the Grmphs should not be automatically cleared by Makrell's reveal...
Anything you care to add, edse?
Grmph.
GeneralHankerchief
05-28-2013, 15:53
Forgive me for my late lack of play
I was busy for Memorial Day
Now for the game
I must pick a name
And bury him into the clay
Vote: Beskar or Vote: Ironside
These are the choices that I must abide
I feel the near-mutes
Are *not* in cahoots
Else we'd be in for one ugly blindside.
Vote: Ironside
Ironside
05-28-2013, 17:00
Ah, yes, that. Yes, someone contacted us.
Interesting. That would indicate the special role or a complete diversion. Did he contact the whole group or only one member?
I also think that getting rid of all the grmphs is not the best idea. It looks like a trap to me, especially as how easily identifiable they have been. The knee-jerk reaction of any town would be to be suspicious of them. I’m not buying that we need to kill them off, at least until we know some more about them.
vote: ironside
Ah, yes, that. Yes, someone contacted us.
You might want to scrutinise that source a bit more carefully next time, because they've been feeding you false information.
Unvote; Vote: Ironside
Because I am obviously the scum.
i contacted chaotix, but didnt reveal my role
You might want to scrutinise that source a bit more carefully next time, because they've been feeding you false information.
Apologies if you're innocent.
Still think you're scum.
i contacted chaotix, but didnt reveal my role
I can confirm this.
Ironside
05-28-2013, 20:08
i contacted chaotix, but didnt reveal my role
Irrelevant. If I'm correct with the grmph traitor theory, then you are an information provider that get their fellow mafia members killed, making you a target even if you're simply a normal townie. Digging out this intel looks to be killing me, but I'm quite certain that Chaotix is the one.
Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.
Ironside
05-28-2013, 20:46
Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.
Make it memorable :hail:
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Day 6 Conclusion
https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/AndresTheCunning/nomansland_zps32eed701.jpg
The survivors had been speculating about all kinds of possible scenarios. Those making the most sense, were, as always, deemed the most suspicious, while those talking nonsense or not talking at all, were simply ignored.
After a while, Skully had enough of it.
"Let's decide this with a race, shall we?"
"Sure thing," Ishmael said, keeping his powers ready.
"No, no, let's try for something more original this time."
Suddenly, large boxes appeared.
"You'll all get to assemble one Ikea Ramvik Coffee Table, with two drawers. As fast as possible!"
"HAHAHAHAHA, piece of cake!" Ironside yelled, "Y'all might as well admit defeat, you suckers! As a real Swede, I'm very handy with this!"
"Liar! You're not tall, blonde, blue-eyed, female and gorgeous, so you cannot possibly be Swedish. You also didn't arrive in a Volvo nor on skis, let alone in a sauna."
"Perhaps I'm not all of that, but I'll prove my Swedishness with this furniture!"
And so they all started with the Ramvik Coffee Table.
Immediately, a few contestants started to curse, because the assembly instructions were missing and they had to contact the customer service... Others were cursing because some parts were missing.
But not Ironside.
Oh no, not him. As a true Swede he could assemble anything, even if there was only one piece of wood and the wrong assembly instructions. To show off his superiority, he first built a drakkar, which he used to go visit his fellow Swede in Austria. While the others were still struggling with their assembly instructions and missing pieces, Ironside was having fun skiing and seducing women. Adding flag after flag to his drakkar, representing his victories, he had the greatest time of his life. Relaxed, he went back to the other survivors, who were slowly starting to produce something that resembled anything but a Ramvik Coffee Table.
Laughing out loud, Ironside opened his box and learned that, as per usual with Swedish quality products like Ikea, all pieces were there and of course the right assembly instructions. Looking at how the others were still struggling, he figured he still had all the time in the world.
He jumped back on his drakkar and sailed back to Sweden, jumped on his skis, avoided a few raindeers, manufactured a Volvo along the road and finally arrived at the local plastic surgeon. "I want to look typical Swedish!" he said.
And so, after a few days of intrusive sugery, Ironside left the clinic as a gorgeous tall blue-eyed blonde woman in bikini. She jumped back on her drakkar and returned to the room sure that she still had all the time in the world.
Much to her surprise, however, when she arrived, she saw 17 Ramvik Coffee Tables ready.
"How? How could this happen?"
"Well, all the pieces we missed were in your box, together with the right assembly instructions and since you said you can manufacture anything with a piece of woods....," they said, throwing a famous golf player at her feet...
"But, but, that's not fair!"
"But you on the contrary are a very fair woman...," Skully said, admiring Ironside's curves. "A pity you need to go."
The golf player at Ironside's feet nodded in agreement. "You certainly qualify to be added to my list..."
"Oh no, you won't!" a voice with a Swedish accent said, and suddenly, a shade came by on skis, grabbing Ironside, taking her with him towards Walhalla, ending this story full of stereotypes.
***
Ironside: 6 (Tiaexz, TinCow, issaikhaan, Csargo, GeneralHankerchief, BSmith) :skull:
Tiaexz: 4 (Kumquat, Chaotix, Choxorn, B-Wing)
Chaotix: 2 (Ironside, Ishmael)
jht: 1 (Yay!)
B-Wing: 1 (Zack)
Yay!: 1 (jht)
GeneralHankerchief: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)
edse: 1 (Gaius Scribonius Curio)
Not voting: 1 (edse)
***
Alive (17/31):
BSmith
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside
Killed (9).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
Makrell
rickinator9
Lynched (5).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto
Ferret
Ironside
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It's now night. Night will last for 23 hours.
Diana Abnoba
05-28-2013, 23:15
:laugh4: Very funny write up Andres.
Really, you guys lynched Ironside today?!! For what? Thinking outside the box. At least he was trying to get info into the thread. I would have given him a round pass just for that. You mean that none of you have played in a game where one of a mason group (or a pro town or even a neutral group for that matter) turned out to be mafia. What a good cover role, right. Even I've played in several games with a set up like that (and I don't play a ton of these games all the time). Who's to say that one or more of the Grmphs isn't mafia? Maybe the 3 left are all mafia? (we were told there are 3 mafia in this game from Andres). They could have killed their 4th Grmph member to "prove" they are all innocent. Who knows, or they all could be neutral or town aligned. Just saying keep an open mind to all possibilities, especially in an Andres' game. He likes to throw curve balls.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
05-28-2013, 23:45
Grmph.
That was what I was after... :bow:
Round is over though...
El Barto
05-29-2013, 00:41
I must admit that I haven't really been paying attention to this game for the last few days, hence my previous bandwagon. Unfortunately, I don't have time to develop my own theories now either, so I'm just going to continue to bandwagon on the existing ones.
SCUMTECTOR 3400 ZFY screen displays: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
Make it memorable :hail:
You were saying?
Just saying keep an open mind to all possibilities, especially in an Andres' game. He likes to throw curve balls.
I thought he didn't know how to throw any other type.
:laugh4: Very funny write up Andres.
Really, you guys lynched Ironside today?!! For what? Thinking outside the box. At least he was trying to get info into the thread. I would have given him a round pass just for that. You mean that none of you have played in a game where one of a mason group (or a pro town or even a neutral group for that matter) turned out to be mafia. What a good cover role, right. Even I've played in several games with a set up like that (and I don't play a ton of these games all the time). Who's to say that one or more of the Grmphs isn't mafia? Maybe the 3 left are all mafia? (we were told there are 3 mafia in this game from Andres). They could have killed their 4th Grmph member to "prove" they are all innocent. Who knows, or they all could be neutral or town aligned. Just saying keep an open mind to all possibilities, especially in an Andres' game. He likes to throw curve balls.
You have a knack for saying insightful things RIGHT AFTER the update. :laugh4:
Yeah. Maybe get online oh, two hours earlier?
SCUMTECTOR 3400 ZFY screen displays: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
He posted from his iPhone too. Definitely scum.
Askthepizzaguy
05-29-2013, 01:31
Prediction: TinCow and Hankerchief and Khaan will bandwagon anyone and anything, regardless of team, and regardless of which team they happen to be on.
What do I win?
HopAlongBunny
05-29-2013, 01:53
Thank you Andres!:laugh4:
Prediction: TinCow and Hankerchief and Khaan will bandwagon anyone and anything, regardless of team, and regardless of which team they happen to be on.
I can't speak for the others, but I will probably eventually have an original thought of my very own. Probably. I even considered becoming one of those poetry-jerks as well, but then I figured that too many cool kids were already doing it, which meant it was lame. So I shunned it because that means I don't care, and not caring is cool.
El Barto
05-29-2013, 04:05
You have a knack for saying insightful things RIGHT AFTER the update. :laugh4:
Yeah. Maybe get online oh, two hours earlier?
Or maybe she could say them before, so we can act on it? This way Diana looks like she does analysis but always belatedly. Merits ivnestigation.
He posted from his iPhone too. Definitely scum.
We agree, Monsieur Tiaexz.
Prediction: TinCow and Hankerchief and Khaan will bandwagon anyone and anything, regardless of team, and regardless of which team they happen to be on.
What do I win?
Win? You'll be lucky to get even odds.
Diana Abnoba
05-29-2013, 08:49
You have a knack for saying insightful things RIGHT AFTER the update. :laugh4:
Yeah. Maybe get online oh, two hours earlier?
Or maybe she could say them before, so we can act on it? This way Diana looks like she does analysis but always belatedly. Merits ivnestigation.
Sorry about my analysis being after the phase had ended, but it's a little hard getting around now since I"M DEAD and can't vote anyway. :laugh4:
(but it's still early in the game, so it's still usefully I would think).
*slowly shuffles back to her grave*
Ironside
05-29-2013, 09:15
You were saying?
Strike me down and I'll be almost exactly as powerful as before, only with higher odds of getting bored. It'll also provide an amusing writeup.
SCUMTECTOR 3400 ZFY screen displays: ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
It is a long post saying that he doesn't care, yet it's enough to write that he doesn't care and also revote. It's also ignoring Tiaexz, that was a third option for a bandwagon at that point, and would be leading by a Tincow revote.
perhaps Jolt the healer could share with the town his actions for the first evening?
rickinator9
05-29-2013, 11:09
Grmph.
Darth Feather
05-29-2013, 11:16
Grmph.
Grmph.
This is getting weird. :rolleyes4:
It is a long post saying that he doesn't care, yet it's enough to write that he doesn't care and also revote.
Say what you will about me, but don't accuse me of not caring. There's a difference between having insufficient time to formulate an original case and not caring about the game. Accuse me of bandwagoning, having poor reasoning, and being scummy all you want, but don't accuse me of not caring about a mafia game.
Ironside
05-29-2013, 14:39
Say what you will about me, but don't accuse me of not caring. There's a difference between having insufficient time to formulate an original case and not caring about the game. Accuse me of bandwagoning, having poor reasoning, and being scummy all you want, but don't accuse me of not caring about a mafia game.
My apologies. :shame: It should say being too busy. It was coloured by my suspicion that you have a problem caring about the lynch, not because you don't care about the game, but because it's harder to care about the lynch as mafia. As long as you or your partners aren't lynched, it usually don't matter who gets lynched.
rickinator9
05-29-2013, 15:30
This is getting weird. :rolleyes4:
Only scum roll eyes. You must be scum.
Darth Feather
05-29-2013, 15:34
I am dead. So are you. Where did you get a tongue?
El Barto
05-29-2013, 16:22
Sorry about my analysis being after the phase had ended, but it's a little hard getting around now since I"M DEAD and can't vote anyway. :laugh4:
(but it's still early in the game, so it's still usefully I would think).
*slowly shuffles back to her grave*
Death proves you not an innocent, woman.
Strike me down and I'll be almost exactly as powerful as before, only with higher odds of getting bored. It'll also provide an amusing writeup.
Great! So killing you provides amusing writeups, I'll bear that in mind for forthcoming games.
It is a long post saying that he doesn't care, yet it's enough to write that he doesn't care and also revote. It's also ignoring Tiaexz, that was a third option for a bandwagon at that point, and would be leading by a Tincow revote.
Fishy, fishy, fishy. Needs some fish fingers of suspicion.
I am dead. So are you. Where did you get a tongue?
Off one of the grmphs?
Diana Abnoba
05-29-2013, 16:42
Death proves you not an innocent, woman.
Well that wasn't the point I was trying to make (was explaining why my post was late), but in my case it actually does. I was killed at night by the mafia.
rickinator9
05-29-2013, 17:21
I am dead. So are you. Where did you get a tongue?
I'm a ghost now. I lost my tongue. My ghost has one.
El Barto
05-29-2013, 17:24
Well that wasn't the point I was trying to make (was explaining why my post was late), but in my case it actually does. I was killed at night by the mafia.
All that proves is that you're not part of that* mafia. Unless you're like stinking El Barto who didn't tell the mafia there were more of them out ther ein his game. ;)
perhaps Jolt the healer could share with the town his actions for the first evening?
To my knowledge I'm not allowed to reveal any of my actions. If Andres clears me, and someone tells me for what purpose I'm to reveal anything, I might do it.
El Barto
05-29-2013, 18:38
Methinks it has to do with trying to find out about the grmphing process.
Riedquat
05-29-2013, 19:23
Methinks it has to do with trying to find out about the grmphing process.
Who are you talking/replying to kumquatted one? What has to do with the grmphing process?
Darth Feather
05-29-2013, 20:42
I'm a ghost now. I lost my tongue. My ghost has one.
Soooo.... Care to point out which Grmph is scum? Or are you all scum? :laugh:
And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Night 7 Conclusion
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GeneralHankerchief was sitting next to a pile of paper, holding his pencil in his hand, just staring. This was pretty odd for our resident poet, since normally, he always had inspiration and whenever you were looking at him, he was frantically writing poem after poem.
But not tonight. Like all great writers every once in a while, GeneralHankerchief was suffering from writers' block, which was rather convenient for the writer of this story, since he dislikes poetry and is awful at writing it, more so in a language that isn't his native tongue.
"I'm not suffering from writers' block! It's you who can't come up with decent poetry, you barbarian!"
"Who are you talking to, Mister GeneralHankerchief?"
"To the author of this story!"
"I beg you pardon?"
"You heard me clear enough."
"Is everything ok?"
"No, it's not. I'm not suffering from writers' block, but because that host of ours is suffering from writers' block, now my creativity is suppressed for the purpose of his story. And since it's now night, I'm most likely to die now. Well, thank you Andres, letting me die without even a dead poem! What is this for amateurism!"
GeneralHankerchiefs' murderer (indeed, the Generals' suspicions were right, he was going to die this night and because of his criticism aimed at the infallible, his dead wasn't going to be pretty....) raised an eyebrow. "You sound pretty insane to me, which explains a thing or two."
"I'm not insane! But if this continues, I soon will be! This is driving me crazy!"
"Seems to me like you're already crazy enough, mister GeneralHankerchief."
"Oh, bugger off. What do you want from me anyway?"
"I have collected evidence against you, dear General."
"Evidence?"
"Indeed. I found out that you are a powerful person, which in the context of recent events most likely means that you are guilty."
"That's evidence?"
"Indeed, it is."
"Are you mad?"
"No, but you most certainly are!"
"Are you completely out of your mind, man? I'm not powerful and even if I were, how does that makes me guilty?"
"Sir, please, appreciate the fact that you will at least die at what resembles a real trial more than everything else we've seen before."
"A trial? What trial? Where's the judge? Where's the lawyers? And no," GeneralHankerchief yelled, raising his fist at the sky, "stay hidden behind your clouds you, you inspirationless excuse for a divine being! You barbarian! Culture hater!" GeneralHankerchief stared back at his attacker: "And you, are you insane?"
"You are. But enough of this. GeneralHankerchief, you have been found guilty of a) writing bad poetry; b) being generally uncooperative; c) not producing a decent poem for this write-up and no, the fact that nobody asked you to do so is not an excuse, you were supposed to know this, so says I; d) killing and eating human beings. Therefore, I will now execute you."
The attacker drew a gun, pointed it at GeneralHankerchiefs' head and pulled the trigger.
With a bullet between his eyes, GeneralHankerchief fell on the ground. But, surprisingly, he was not dead. The clouds opened and a giant hand picked him up.
"For starters, we'll burn you alive during let's say 1.000 years...."
***
The silent men neared the position of the Nae'blis, who quickly turned around.
"Oh, here we go again...."
The men grabbed Ishmael, tied him up and walked out of the room with him. While they remained silent, they came near a basin. Filled with sharks.
"At the beginning, I explicitly asked if we were near a body of water filled with sharks and you said...."
"Nothing. I ignored the question."
"That's rude!"
"Maybe."
"Anyway, I want to defend the case regarding my name."
"There simply is no excuse for what you did, but purely for my amusement, I will listen to what you have to say."
"It was a cold and dark day and I..."
Bzzzt bzzt.
Ishmael turned into a monkey, dancing on a red ball.
"Sorry, accidentally pushed a button."
Bzzzt bzzzt.
Ishmael was back. "That's ok. It can happen to anyone. Now, as I was saying, it was a cold and dark day..."
Suddenly, Ishmael turned into an ice sculpture and immediately, the entire world was covered in darkness.
"Like this?"
No answer.
"Ishamael? You still there? Oh I see, you can't speak, since you're a sculpture now."
Immediately, the darkness disappeared and Ishmael went back to normal.
"Not that cold and dark, but still a..."
Bzzzt bzzzt.
Ishmael turned back into a monkey, this time dancing with a pink elephant on the tones of Mozart.
"Oh, all these silly buttons."
Bzzzt bzzzzt.
"Are you doing this on purpose?"
"I would never do such a thing!"
Ishmael looked a bit sceptical, but began his story once again. "So, it was a cold and dark..."
Bzzzt bzzzzt.
Ishmael turned into a little mouse, scaring the pink elephant, who ran away, panicking.
Bzzzt bzzzzt. "Sorry about that."
"This is not funny! I have serious stuff to tell."
Bzzzt.
Ishmael back to mouse again.
Bzzzzt bzzzzt. Ishmael back to normal.
"It was a cold and dark...."
Suddenly, the sun was shining and it became very hot. Ishmael found himself in an awfully colourful bermuda, sipping from a cocktail.
"Like this then?"
"Do you think this is funny?"
Bzzzt bzzzt. Ishmael suddenly bursted out in laughter. He didn't want to laugh, but couldn't stop it.
"Apparently, you find this hilarious."
"Stop, oh stop this, I can't take it anymore. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hmmm."
The men walked forward, grabbed Ishmael and threw him in the bassin of water with the hungry sharks.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Aaaa. AAAAAAARGH!
***
A big cigar in his left hand and a glas of cognac in his right hand, the former Captain was thinking about days gone past.
"I wonder if he would taste like pie."
"How so?"
"Well, isn't he a pie-rate?"
Zack turned around. "Funny, very funny. You do realise I used to be a famous..."
"Because you tamed the 7 C's while eating alphabet soup?"
"Very funny... You're lucky you are not on my beautiful ship..."
"Beautiful? Like in see-worthy?"
"Very funny. Anyway, I have enough of this conversation. I'm going to grab a bite in the kitchen."
"So, you were the famous Captain Cook then?"
Zack sighed and turned his back to his attackers, who immediately tried to jump on him to slice his throat.
But suddenly, something pushed Zack and his attackers fell on the ground.
Bravely and coureagous, like a real heroic pirate captain, Zack jumped up and ran away, screaming for his mother.
***
"He's way too friendly."
"Huh?"
"Yes, way too nice."
"And his name is too long. Gaius Scribonius Curio. Three words!"
"But good sirs, if my name is too lengthy, you can always call me Gaius or GSC."
"Yes, we could. But your name still remains Gaius Scribonius Curio and that's too long."
"There's not much I could do about that good sirs. I'm so sorry this causes you discomfort."
"Perhaps we should cut off your legs, to compensate for the lengthy name," one attacker said; the other laughed softly.
"Are you by any chance our resident cannibals?"
"Indeed, we are."
"Oh, so nice to meet you. I heard so many good things about you and your professionalism. So far, you have done such an excellent job! It's such an honour to finally meet you in person!"
"Well thank you. We're glad at least somebody appreciates our work."
"Why wouldn't I appreciate your work? A doctor is appreciated. So is the cleaning lady and the police agent! A good and hard working cannibal certainly has his place in our present day society and should be respected like any other hard working man or woman!"
"Such a nice guy, he sounds a bit like one of those politicians from the old days."
"So, dear sirs, how can I help you?"
"Well, it would be nice if you would just sit still and don't scream while we cut off your legs without giving you something against the pain."
"It'll be my pleasure sirs," Gaius said and while they cut off his legs, he kept telling them how useful their work was and how much he appreciated the effort they put into the business of canibalism and how he would lower taxes.
When they finished cutting off the legs and eating them, the attackers asked Gaius which body part he preferred to be eaten now. By now, the three were almost friends and it was quiet a fun evening.
"Well, I'm sorry to say this, but it's late and this write-up is getting a bit lengthy, perhaps you should just cut off my head so we can all continue what we were doing."
"We had a very good time, Mister Curio, and we hope to see you back soon as our customer."
After those nice and gentle words, the attackers cut off Gaius' head.
***
And suddenly, it all went so fast - Day 6
"Three deaths. And if it hadn't been for me, it would've been 4. Nice work, survivors. Fantastic stuff. Congratulations."
The survivors were too perplexed to get worked up about Skully's nasty remarks.
***
Alive (14/31):
BSmith
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
Csargo
Zack
Choxorn
issaikhaan
Chaotix
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Killed (12).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
Makrell
rickinator9
GeneralHankerchief
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Ishmael
Lynched (5).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto
Ferret
Ironside
WoG/Suicide
Replaced.
***
It's now day. Day will last for 24 hours.
El Barto
05-29-2013, 22:30
This is getting out of hand…
FOURTH WALL! Y U BREAK IT!
*Cue Dianalysis happening at any moment now, after phase is over*
rickinator9
05-29-2013, 23:11
Soooo.... Care to point out which Grmph is scum? Or are you all scum? :laugh:
I was scum...
Just kidding. We grmphs aren't scum. We're all nice boys.
And that's why you never try to kill a successful pirate captain!
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