One Word Story II

[King of Atlantis]

lettuce

[discovery1]

and skull fragments

[Laridus Konivaich]

with styrofoam

[Craterus]

and polystyrene

[tibilicus]

stuck

[edyzmedieval]

in her skull

[Samurai Waki]

causing her

[IliaDN]

to die

[IliaDN]

her

[IliaDN]

final

[IliaDN]

death

[King of Atlantis]

once

[King of Atlantis]

again.

[Samurai Waki]

her funeral

[edyzmedieval]

was attended by

[Craterus]

the spammers of old

[Dâriûsh]

and

[Laridus Konivaich]

their concubines

[edyzmedieval]

who were

[Pausanias828]

dressed in

[King Henry V]

blue pyjamas

[King Henry V]

like those

[King Henry V]

worn by

[Al Khalifah]

Bananas In Pyjamas

[Kagemusha]

were insulted

[Viking]

by..

[Kagemusha]

the armoured war elephants

[Abokasee]

which massarcred the people inside the funeral with 99999999999.1 flamethower infantry! ~D ~D :dizzy2:

[edyzmedieval]

Takeda Shingen

[Taurus]

was a cool general

[Al Khalifah]

who played S:TW

[Kagemusha]

but was beaten by

[Taurus]

a cool clan

[edyzmedieval]

who played

[Al Khalifah]

too much

[Taurus]

but where very good because of this fact

[Kagemusha]

so Shingen

[Laridus Konivaich]

kicked

[Kagemusha]

the computer

[Laridus Konivaich]

into the closet

[Kagemusha]

and grabbed

[Laridus Konivaich]

some nukes

[Kagemusha]

and nuked

[Taurus]

himself

[tibilicus]

and

[Kagemusha]

the rest of

[Viking]

Mars

[Laridus Konivaich]

to Jupiter

[Kagemusha]

that started

[Marcellus]

a chain reaction which

[Laridus Konivaich]

owned everybody

[King Henry V]

from

[Al Khalifah]

New York

[Taurus]

to that place over there

[IliaDN]

Then

[IliaDN]

500

[Al Khalifah]

orange

[Taurus]

Penguins

[IliaDN]

about

[IliaDN]

500

[Laridus Konivaich]

yards

[Taurus]

apart in formation

[tibilicus]

wich

[Kagemusha]

sucked bigtime.

[Viking]

and smalltime

[edyzmedieval]

and started

[Marcellus]

to charge

[Laridus Konivaich]

slowly backwards :dizzy2:

[discovery1]

before being ground to pulp

[Oaty]

Then

[Al Khalifah]

without warning

[King Henry V]

a giant pink rhinoceros

[King of Atlantis]

joined

[King of Atlantis]

the conservative club

[Al Khalifah]

but no-one noticed

[King Henry V]

that it was

[Marcellus]

a giant pink rhinoceros because

[King Henry V]

it wasn't a giant pink rhinoceros!

[Al Khalifah]

It was John Kerry

[Taurus]

dressed as a pink rhino

[Kagemusha]

a giant one

[King Henry V]

with a blue tutu

[tibilicus]

decided

[edyzmedieval]

to throw

[King Henry V]

his tutu

[edyzmedieval]

WTF is a tutu?! ~D

[Al Khalifah]

on the ground

[King Henry V]

but (note to edyzmedieval: a tutu is that skirt which ballerinas wear).

[Laridus Konivaich]

reminisced too long,

[discovery1]

and was cut down by machine guns

[scooter_the_shooter]

because

[King Henry V]

someone

[Laridus Konivaich]

hooted

[Viking]

accidentally

[Laridus Konivaich]

setting off

[Laridus Konivaich]

an instantaneous

[Paul Peru]

world war

[Laridus Konivaich]

XIX, which lasted

[Viking]

until

[Laridus Konivaich]

Bartix

[Marcellus]

declared that

[scooter_the_shooter]

ceasar010 is

[King Henry V]

non existent

[Taurus]

but still

[Al Khalifah]

he came...

[Moros]

to Belgium!...

[Taurus]

and then on to

[Al Khalifah]

Holland

[Taurus]

but there was

[Marcellus]

a giant camel in the way

[Viking]

so he

[Laridus Konivaich]

pontificated

[Jammin]

relentlessly

[Taurus]

whilst

[Jammin]

scratching

[Taurus]

his ~:handball:

[Jammin]

When

[Taurus]

suddenly

[Jammin]

Zorro

[Taurus]

fell

[Jammin]

in love

[Laridus Konivaich]

with

[Taurus]

that

[King of Atlantis]

dude

[King Henry V]

from

[edyzmedieval]

Bartix land

[edyzmedieval]

and

[Jammin]

spawned

[Laridus Konivaich]

ancient

[Viking]

roe

[edyzmedieval]

in the

[Taurus]

sky

[Laridus Konivaich]

above

[Mongoose]

hog

[Jammin]

heaven

[Taurus]

located

[discovery1]

In The Firy Pits Of Hell!!!

[scooter_the_shooter]

and discovery1 was there too ~D

[Laridus Konivaich]

hugging

[Taurus]

one of those

[edyzmedieval]

Lele's(sp?! I mean the very beautiful girls)

[Taurus]

suddenly

[JAG]

Spammed!

[Taurus]

the frontroom

[Marcellus]

many times

[Taurus]

over and over

[edyzmedieval]

again

[scooter_the_shooter]

While still in

[edyzmedieval]

Smeg Land

[scooter_the_shooter]

With ceasar010

[edyzmedieval]

and the Klibanophoroi

[Viking]

working

[Pausanias828]

out how to

[Laridus Konivaich]

SPAM! their

[Jammin]

Lasagna

[Laridus Konivaich]

-curry

[King Henry V]

with loads of

[Abokasee]

Abokasix's Death ray

[Abokasee]

however the death ray

[Jammin]

exploded

[Kagemusha]

in the Uranus

[Viking]

highway system

[Kagemusha]

broke off

[Taurus]

and caused

[Jammin]

mass hysteria

[Marcellus]

amongst

[Laridus Konivaich]

.org members,

[Kagemusha]

but the mighty Abokasee

[Laridus Konivaich]

plunged

[Laridus Konivaich]

headlong

[Jammin]

deep

[Laridus Konivaich]

into

[Jammin]

oblivion

[Laridus Konivaich]

while

[discovery1]

uttering mad rants

[Taurus]

such as

[Laridus Konivaich]

"Bartix mabonoxix!" and

[Taurus]

"Spam!" as well as

[Laridus Konivaich]

"Buahahahahahahaha!" and then

[King Henry V]

the men in white coats

[Al Khalifah]

came

[edyzmedieval]

and killed

[Laridus Konivaich]

Bobby, so

[Taurus]

that was the end of him

[Viking]

and the world as we know it

[Kagemusha]

as the old world died

[Taurus]

a new spam world arised

[edyzmedieval]

from the ashes of the old one

[Viking]

just like bird Phoenix, but

[Laridus Konivaich]

different

[edyzmedieval]

from the

[Laridus Konivaich]

tortoise

[Al Khalifah]

that lived

[Laridus Konivaich]

beneath

[discovery1]

1000 rotting corpses.

[Taurus]

Following this

[Abokasee]

TURTLES ROSE FROM THE GROUND...but mean whill in the suns core(be sicencetifc about this bit guys,,but make it funny) ~D

[Taurus]

a lot

[Al Khalifah]

of hydrogen

[Jammin]

churned

[Taurus]

around

[Viking]

and exploded

[Jammin]

sending

[Taurus]

millions

[Marcellus]

of Mars Bars

[Taurus]

crashing

[Laridus Konivaich]

into

[discovery1]

a house full of children, crushing it

[Laridus Konivaich]

and

[Al Khalifah]

all those within.

[Taurus]

The next day...

[Al Khalifah]

two dead men

[Laridus Konivaich]

strode

[Jammin]

merrily

[Al Khalifah]

along the cemmetary

[Laridus Konivaich]

perimeter,

[Azi Tohak]

to a tree

Azi

[Jammin]

burning

[Laridus Konivaich]

several cats

[Viking]

and

[Taurus]

razing

[Marcellus]

many cities to the ground

[tibilicus]

however

[Laridus Konivaich]

the AJC

[Taurus]

said,

[Jammin]

You know me

[Moros]

,I'm

[Taurus]

the

[Abokasee]

Guy who killed you ~D

[Jammin]

Obgyn

[Abokasee]

However A Uranus Death Fired On The Them...then A Wave Abokasix Samurix Came To Kill All Life And It Did (sorry For More Than One Word)

[Laridus Konivaich]

sepuku,

[Abokasee]

was the only survivor

[Jammin]

and was awarded SOLE SURVIVOR for the .Org Tribe

[Taurus]

Later that night

[Jammin]

roar

[Viking]

could

[Kagemusha]

roar

[Viking]

and

[discovery1]

slaughter

[Kagemusha]

rumble

[tibilicus]

that

[Marcellus]

shook

[Kagemusha]

the heavens

[Taurus]

until

[Kagemusha]

it fell

[Taurus]

to the

[Kagemusha]

Sea

[Taurus]

and

[Jammin]

drown.