One Word Story II

[Craterus]

according to ...

[Mikeus Caesar]

Craterus

[Craterus]

(Damn it)

and Mikeus Caesar

[Dutch_guy]

who..

[Dutch_guy]

both

[Dutch_guy]

thought

[Dutch_guy]

that...

[Craterus]

the alien

[Craterus]

was

[Craterus]

really

[Craterus]

sexy

[King Henry V]

but...

[Craterus]

King Henry V

[Mikeus Caesar]

didn't...

[King Henry V]

see

[Mikeus Caesar]

the light...

[King Henry V]

because

[Craterus]

it was

[Craterus]

too

[Craterus]

dark

[King Henry V]

since

[King Henry V]

there was

[Craterus]

no Sun

[King Henry V]

and no more page3 girls...........

[Mikeus Caesar]

which meant...

[Dutch_guy]

he...

[Craterus]

didn't

[King Henry V]

wake up

[Mikeus Caesar]

because...

[Craterus]

he was

[King Henry V]

dead (I've killed myself) :hanged:

[Craterus]

by ...

[King Henry V]

the Grim Reaper

[Craterus]

and

[King Henry V]

Father Christmas

[The Stranger]

and...

[The Stranger]

the...

[The Stranger]

devil...

[The Stranger]

herself...

[The Stranger]

with...

[The Stranger]

her...

[The Stranger]

demons/...

[The Stranger]

that...

[The Stranger]

were...

[The Stranger]

very

[King Henry V]

small

[The Stranger]

and very...

[King Henry V]

evil!

[Craterus]

just like

[King Henry V]

Anne Robinson

[Craterus]

and

[King Henry V]

Mr Wippy.

[The Stranger]

the ho

[Craterus]

man.

[The Stranger]

that

[Craterus]

thought

[IliaDN]

rarely

[Craterus]

about

[IliaDN]

spamming

[Craterus]

because

[IliaDN]

he was

[Craterus]

a terrible

[IliaDN]

hatered

[Craterus]

Suddenly,

[IliaDN]

his dog

[The Stranger]

died...

[The Stranger]

of...

[The Stranger]

a poisened...

[The Stranger]

hotdog...

[IliaDN]

Danish

[The Stranger]

(i don't see the link)

but i say "Talk your own language thread" cuz the dutch seized control there

[IliaDN]

Messed the word - danish is the correct one ( I like danish hotdogs ).

[Craterus]

. The hotdog was posioned with....

[Drisos]

drisos' shit

[JAG]

.Lovely,

[Drisos]

because . . .

[Craterus]

it was

[Drisos]

in the way

[Drisos]

when drisos was . ..

[Drisos]

on his way . . .

[Drisos]

to the toilet . . .

:embarassed:

[Craterus]

in Holland.

[Drisos]

and drisos had to . . .

~D

[Craterus]

have

[The Stranger]

a poop...

[Craterus]

in the

[The Stranger]

bread of the

[Craterus]

hotdog

[The Stranger]

with ketchup

[Craterus]

an mustard.

[Al Khalifah]

sandwiches

[tibilicus]

made

[Craterus]

with

[Craterus]

bread

[Craterus]

and

[Al Khalifah]

poisonous

[King Henry V]

pumpkin

[Kagemusha]

pie

[King Henry V]

not to mention

[The Stranger]

the horrible

[The Stranger]

treacherous

[King Henry V]

broccoli

[Kagemusha]

samurai

[The Stranger]

arse

[Kagemusha]

kagemusha

[King Henry V]

Erm, I think you're in the wrong thread. This is the ONE WORD STORY, not the WORD ASSOCIATION GAME.

[Kagemusha]

daaammned :furious3: :wall:

[Craterus]

his

[Kagemusha]

House

[Craterus]

all the way to hell...

[Al Khalifah]

and

[Craterus]

beyond

[Al Khalifah]

the

[Kagemusha]

Golden Caliphate

[tibilicus]

became

[Kagemusha]

remembered

[King Arthur]

for

[The Panda Centurion]

his flatulence ~:)

[The Stranger]

to...

[The Stranger]

crack...

[The Stranger]

open...

[The Stranger]

and...

[Drisos]

he did . . .

[Al Khalifah]

the

[Drisos]

hotdogs on the . . .

[Al Khalifah]

elephant's

[Craterus]

back

[tibilicus]

soooooooooooooooo

[Al Khalifah]

side

[tibilicus]

that

[Al Khalifah]

smelt

[Craterus]

like

[Al Khalifah]

old

[Craterus]

spam

[Al Khalifah]

which

[The Stranger]

did

[Al Khalifah]

not

[The Stranger]

liked

[Laridus Konivaich]

to smell

[King Henry V]

so.....

[Kagemusha]

King Henry V ~:cheers:

[AggonyKing]

died of..

[King Henry V]

a runny nose

[Laridus Konivaich]

.
.

[IrishMike]

and

[Laridus Konivaich]

several

[IrishMike]

smurfs

[Laridus Konivaich]

licked

[IrishMike]

Papa Smurf, Hey wow 500 post!

[Laridus Konivaich]

while mama

[Craterus]

Smurf

[Drisos]

Congratulated Coldknight with his 500th post!!! ~:)

[Al Khalifah]

by


-yikes never noticed the rule on having to post at least 3 characters before.

[Drisos]

giving him a . . .

[Al Khalifah]

big

[Kagemusha]

fat

[King Henry V]

aubergine

[Drisos]

which

[Al Khalifah]

wasn't

[King Henry V]

really an aubergine

[Al Khalifah]

but

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

mushrooms were cheeky~D

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

So Berserker! put up his post count~D

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

and farted on the mushrooms to teach them history~:joker:

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

and used quick reply to get 4 posts in a row

[King Henry V]

but then

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

King Henry V had to go to the little boy's room~D

[King Henry V]

Why does everyone pick on me? :bigcry: It's so unfair!
Getting back to the story:
and found that

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

He made a little brown fish~D ~D

[King Henry V]

which swam away

[Kagemusha]

to org

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

and made a living~:cool:

[Kagemusha]

as spam :bow:

[King Henry V]

eater

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

which was very bad

[Craterus]

for his health.

[King Arthur]

However

[discovery1]

he killed people

[Al Khalifah]

in cold blood

[King Arthur]

with

[Craterus]

a bag of cold blood

[Drisos]

by using that as . .

[Al Khalifah]

a bludgeoning tool

[King Henry V]

but the bag burst

P.S Is the jist of this story that I killed someone with some blood?

[Craterus]

(Yes)

and the man died of AIDS via blood transfusion.

[Al Khalifah]

This worried..

[Laridus Konivaich]

a long

[Laridus Konivaich]

kitchen-knife

[Craterus]

and a short

[The Stranger]

slip. (of drisos)

[King Henry V]

which was brown

[Laridus Konivaich]

with dappled

[Laridus Konivaich]

white

[King Henry V]

marbles

[Craterus]

and

[Laridus Konivaich]

small

[Laridus Konivaich]

birds

[King Arthur]

flying

[Al Khalifah]

in no

[Craterus]

particular formation

[Al Khalifah]

and with

[Craterus]

no particular destination...

[The Stranger]

he wnt to

[King Arthur]

Kathmandu

[King Henry V]

where

[Laridus Konivaich]

happy

[Laridus Konivaich]

chickens

[King Arthur]

ruled

[King Henry V]

with

[Kagemusha]

balloons

[King Henry V]

and cucumbers. (I think we've strayed into surrealism here!)

[Al Khalifah]

The cucumbers were

[King Henry V]

frozen

[Al Khalifah]

rendering them

[Craterus]

useless

[King Henry V]

however,

[Kagemusha]

The Aliens :alien:

[King Henry V]

soon

[King Henry V]

came

[King Henry V]

and killed

[King Henry V]

Drisos

[Craterus]

because

[King Henry V]

they found him

[Craterus]

by the side of a

[King Henry V]

pointless poll

[Laridus Konivaich]

full of

[Kagemusha]

Prince Laridus Konivaich ~:cheers:

[Laridus Konivaich]

and cheese

[King Henry V]

which was blue

[Laridus Konivaich]

and yellow

[King Henry V]

and green

[Laridus Konivaich]

but not

[Al Khalifah]

swiss

[Laridus Konivaich]

hamburgers

[Kagemusha]

but

[Laridus Konivaich]

still

[Al Khalifah]

of use

[Laridus Konivaich]

to politicians

[King Henry V]

who used

[Laridus Konivaich]

it for nefarious

[Al Khalifah]

occasionally spurious

[King Henry V]

usually ludicrous

[Laridus Konivaich]

and subversive reasons.

[Al Khalifah]

One of these

[Laridus Konivaich]

is cheese

[Al Khalifah]

deregulation

[King Henry V]

propogated by

[Laridus Konivaich]

tentacle rapists

[Al Khalifah]

from Mars

[Laridus Konivaich]

and venus