One Word Story II

[Duke Malcolm]

many

[Dutch_guy]

other

[Dutch_guy]

famous

[tibilicus]

Jacksons
(Oh ye someone should rlease this a book~D)

[Craterus]

such as

[mfberg]

Andrew

[Craterus]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

Stonewall

[Demon of Light]

and

[Leftenant Moley]

then

[TheSilverKnight]

Europe

[Leftenant Moley]

declared

[tibilicus]

eaternel war

[Duke Malcolm]

on Peace

[tibilicus]

against...........

[Dutch_guy]

Belgium

[Craterus]

and the

[tibilicus]

forever

[tibilicus]

and

[Craterus]

ever.

.....

[TheSilverKnight]

cheese

[Leftenant Moley]

smells

[TheSilverKnight]

like

[Leftenant Moley]

moldy

[Leftenant Moley]

old

[TheSilverKnight]

people

[Leftenant Moley]

with

[Leftenant Moley]

strange

[Dutch_guy]

teeth

[tibilicus]

and

[tibilicus]

bad breath

[Duke Malcolm]

who

[tibilicus]

like

[tibilicus]

to ~D

[Leftenant Moley]

feed

[Leftenant Moley]

kittens

[Leftenant Moley]

to (3 letter rule)

[Dutch_guy]

eventually

[tibilicus]

they

[Leftenant Moley]

Killed (You were suppose to feed the kittens to sharks or somthing :rolleyes: )

[Dutch_guy]

all

[Dutch_guy]

of....

[discovery1]

the

[Duke Malcolm]

aubergines

[tibilicus]

and

[Craterus]

coconuts..

[tibilicus]

wich

[Craterus]

were

[tibilicus]

posesd

[Craterus]

by some

[tibilicus]

mad

[Craterus]

scientists

[tibilicus]

that

[Craterus]

thought that

[cunobelinus]

but it is

[Craterus]

in fact

[cunobelinus]

the egg of god

[Craterus]

ruled

[cunobelinus]

the
earth

[Craterus]

, even the

[cunobelinus]

aliens

[Craterus]

but then

[cunobelinus]

leo honoruis

[Craterus]

raised a mighty rebellion!!! (sorry couldn't help myself)

................

[cunobelinus]

there was an uprising of great commanders

[Craterus]

Many died in the rebellion but 3 brilliant rebel commanders shone among the crowd..

[cunobelinus]

creatus and littlegannon

[Craterus]

Combined together, they raised an army capable of overthrowing the "egg of god"

[cunobelinus]

but the egg of god under estimated there power

[Craterus]

and

[cunobelinus]

there

[Craterus]

men

[cunobelinus]

were slaugthered

[Craterus]

at the Battle of Ivamy..

[cunobelinus]

near the river ivamymus

[Craterus]

This..

[tibilicus]

was a great victoery and tibilicus ate the egg with giant peices of toast ! ~D

[Craterus]

Ahh, tibilicus, the 3rd great rebel general..

[discovery1]

died after eating the egg.

[tibilicus]

But was resirected as a giant ape.

[Mikeus Caesar]

stomping

[tibilicus]

every bandwagon in sight ~D

[Mikeus Caesar]

until

[tibilicus]

he flew away

[tibilicus]

never to return :sweatdrop: :wings:

[Mikeus Caesar]

with

[tibilicus]

MIkeus Ceaser ! ~D

[The Wizard]

and

[Mikeus Caesar]

The Wizard

[Byzantine Prince]

sucked

[tibilicus]

sugar canes in there new paradise.

[tibilicus]

with

[Craterus]

other giant apes..

[Monk]

yet

(my inner spammer got the better of me ~D )

[TheSilverKnight]

watermelon

[Kaiser of Arabia]

balls hit bob in the face.

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[Dutch_guy]

Bob

[Dutch_guy]

was

[tibilicus]

dead (so wait im in a paridise full of other giant apes.o.k.....)

[Mikeus Caesar]

yet

[tibilicus]

still

[Craterus]

breathing

[Dutch_guy]

he..

[Kaiser of Arabia]

leaked

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
the
-

[TheSilverKnight]

pie

[Mouzafphaerre]

-
in
-

[Dutch_guy]

the

[tibilicus]

dish

[Mikeus Caesar]

and

[Dutch_guy]

then

[Craterus]

stopped

[Pausanias828]

thinking

[IliaDN]

about

[tibilicus]

his

[Craterus]

favourite

[Mikeus Caesar]

monkey

[Craterus]

and began

[Dutch_guy]

Drinking

[tibilicus]

big

[Craterus]

jugs of

[discovery1]

10 molar HCl

[Craterus]

these burned

[Byzantine Prince]

Big King Sanctaphract's

[Craterus]

mouth

[tibilicus]

and

[Craterus]

other

[tibilicus]

delicate

[Craterus]

areas

[tibilicus]

like

[Byzantine Prince]

penis

[Craterus]

but aside from that

[Dutch_guy]

he...

[Dutch_guy]

also

[tibilicus]

started

[Byzantine Prince]

to sheave

[Craterus]

some

[tibilicus]

off

[Craterus]

Then he

[Dutch_guy]

went

[Dutch_guy]

to the

[tibilicus]

Hairdressers!

[Craterus]

to have his

[Dutch_guy]

hair

[Craterus]

sheared

[Byzantine Prince]

like

[Craterus]

a sheep

[Byzantine Prince]

with big

[Craterus]

shears

[tibilicus]

and

[Pausanias828]

then

[tibilicus]

the

[Craterus]

sheep came

[tibilicus]

and (is it just me or is this story at the point of compleate pointlesness?)

[Craterus]

bit his

[Dutch_guy]

finger

[Craterus]

off.

[Dutch_guy]

his

[Craterus]

hand

[Dutch_guy]

with

[Craterus]

it's

[Duke Malcolm]

herring

[Craterus]

The herring was

[The Stranger]

what tha heck is herring the bunny said

[Duke Malcolm]

A fish, replied the herring

[tibilicus]

so ~D

[Craterus]

the herring and the bunny

[Pausanias828]

decided

[Dutch_guy]

to make out

[Pausanias828]

until suddenly

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Syphilis struck

[discovery1]

and bore sores down to the bone.

[tibilicus]

then

[Craterus]

the bunny felt itchy

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

TheSilverKnight

[TheSilverKnight]

says

[TheSilverKnight]

eat

[TheSilverKnight]

cheese

[TheSilverKnight]

until

[TheSilverKnight]

you

[TheSilverKnight]

explode

[TheSilverKnight]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

die

[Craterus]

but

[Craterus]

stop

[Craterus]

when

[Craterus]

you

[Craterus]

die

[tibilicus]

with

[Craterus]

cheese poisoning

[Dutch_guy]

because

[Craterus]

it is

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

lewd

[Craterus]

and

[TheSilverKnight]

adult-oriented

[AggonyKing]

. The

[Cha]

Empire Strikes Back.

[Dooz]

sucked

[Craterus]

like a

[Arrowhead]

campanologist

[Craterus]

does.

[Arrowhead]

His

[Arrowhead]

transparant

[Arrowhead]

memento

[Arrowhead]

died

[Craterus]

when it

[Craterus]

imploded

[Arrowhead]

in a

[Craterus]

big crunch

[Scurvy]

and

[Arrowhead]

connoisseurs

[Craterus]

and then

[Arrowhead]

a serang

[Craterus]

jumped

[Arrowhead]

in a

[Arrowhead]

box

[Craterus]

when it

[Arrowhead]

exerted

[Arrowhead]

control

[Craterus]

of..

[Craterus]

the

[Craterus]

remote

[Craterus]

control

[Arrowhead]

controller

[Craterus]

that

[Craterus]

controlled

[Craterus]

the

[Arrowhead]

controller

[Craterus]

which

[Craterus]

controls

[Craterus]

Arrowhead's

[Arrowhead]

Arrows

[Craterus]

but

[Craterus]

unfortunately

[Craterus]

they

[Craterus]

were

[Craterus]

incredibly

[Craterus]

inaccurate

[tibilicus]

and
Oh ye were u been thes past days arrow head? Not seen u in ages

[Craterus]

very

[Craterus]

poor

[Craterus]

due

[Craterus]

to ...

[Craterus]

Arrowhead's

[Craterus]

lack

[Craterus]

of ...

[Craterus]

skill

(34.5 posts per day!!)

[The Wizard]

and cheese.