Anti-Jamster Crusade HQ

[The_Doctor]

The other thread was getting bit long, so decided to start a new thread.

The current members are:

Mongoose
Dutch_guy
Martinus
ShadesPanther
Berserker
Ian_of_smeg16
Zelda12
Mikeus Caesar
Tibilicus
Hiji
Drisos
Al Khalifah
Dessa14
Arrowhead
King of Atlantis
King Malcolm
King Ragnar
Centurion Officer
Spacemonk
Roark
Nic Vee
King Arthur
Budwise
PyrrhusofEpirus
The Mark
Crazed Rabbit
Naruto
RTW King
LestaT
Dago
Edyzmedieval

If you want to join PM me so I can add your name to the list. Also put a link to this thread in your sig.

We are tring to start our own MP clan. If you are interested PM Mongoose.https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=50194

At present the clan consists of:
King of Atlantis
Martinus
Dutch_guy
Ian_of_smeg16
Mongoose

The Grandmaster is me (Martinus)

[Dutch_guy]

cool , we have our own thread , this 'll prabably incourage other people to join too , ~:)

[The_Doctor]

Yes, but we have a problem. Silvouz has set up some kind of Frog cult and is trying to spread his heresy.

To war!!! :duel:

[Dutch_guy]

that is very bad , although we still have more men than he does ~;)
he can't possible ''win'' this when it's 7 : 1 hehe.


:balloon2:

EDIT ;somehow my pic. in my signature doesn;t work... that's weird

[Kagemusha]

that is very bad , although we still have more men than he does ~;)
he can't possible ''win'' this when it's 7 : 1 hehe.

Thou shalt not underestimate the power of the frog god and BARTIX! ~D

[The_Doctor]

It has begun!!!

*grabs axe*

*takes off kagemusha's right big toe*

HAHAHAHA

[Dutch_guy]

nooo we are all doomed they have Bartix ~D

you know what also bothers me ...
the fact we have a jamster add right here on this site, justn scroll down and you shall see it, and it even makes noise when you hover your mouse over it, it's probably a big money maker or else the org wouldn't add jmster here...
or maybe the org is slowly turning towards the dark side..

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

I only see bingo.

Maybe the stress is getting to you?

[Dutch_guy]

no really you have to believe me it's there all right, maybe one of my fellow dutchmen can support me here.

I shall even make a screenshot ( which I shall probably post tomarrow when I Have the time )
I still need a imageshack or something like that account ,

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

I still only see bingo

[Dutch_guy]

hmmm now it turned in to a ''City of heroes '' add.

though I took a screenshot when it showed the frog add,

:balloon2:

[Kagemusha]

hmmm now it turned in to a ''City of heroes '' add.

though I took a screenshot when it showed the frog add,

:balloon2:


The frog god is everywhere! ~;p
"Runs away without a toe."

[The_Doctor]

Run kagemusha the nine toed.

*throws toe at Kagemusha*

[tibilicus]

:laugh4: :laugh4: These threads are funny! Any frog suporters beware ian of smeg Will use his smegheads to destroy you all! :laugh4: :laugh4: Some one tell me more about this redrarwf i must find out what a smeg really is! :laugh4: :laugh4:

[asilv]

I see you have started new thread for your hateful accusations. But I tell you my fellow believers: do not be dismayed by this resistance. The altar of our Lord in the bottom of this page tells me that everything is going according to the plan. Keep faith and listen to voice of The Mighty Frog Lord.

--Silvouz the assistant Frog prophet

[The_Doctor]

Be gone spawn of darkness.


Some one tell me more about this redrarwf i must find out what a smeg really is!

http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/

Nobody knows what "smeg" is. I used to say it all the time.

http://www.smeguk.com/

[tibilicus]

Silvouz how can you actually like this rubbish? You do know that most people who buy the junk are either very young or imature. I would like to think you are neither Silvouz. So please stop your herasy and come to your senses!:bow:

[Mikeus Caesar]

You forgot me off your list, the person who helped you motley crew become who you are - a raving bunch of psychopaths!!

[The_Doctor]

tibilicus, do you want to join?

@Mikeus Caesar, sorry I will put you on the list.

[tibilicus]

Most sertainly! I even signed the petition on the anti-frog site! I would be glad to help crusade against such heretic teachings and mindwashing rubbish!

[The_Doctor]

It is done.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Could i be the 'GrandMaster'? After all, it was me who first brought the subject of this heathen devil up, and me who helped whip you all up into a mad mob of angry people. Then again, i was really just the catalyst that set it all of, and you people kept it going...but, if you make me GrandMaster, i shall make sure that the .Org is not-a-frog-at-all-thingy free!!!

P.S Can we make not-a-frog-at-all-thingy into an acronym? NAFAAT has a ring to it.

[The_Doctor]

We will have an election.


P.S Can we make not-a-frog-at-all-thingy into an acronym? NAFAAT has a ring to it.

It is called the Knights of the Order of Anti-Jamster. Or KOTOOAJ.

[asilv]

You do know that most people who buy the junk are either very young or imature.
The Lord Frog accepts anyone to be His believer. No matter what the colour of skin, age, gender or iq is, you are accepted. The reason why there are so many young believers is that The Frog in his wisdom has seen that the youth are the future. If they are converted now our future is safe.


--Silvouz the assistant Frog prophet

Edit: Unfortunately Lord Frog does not protect His followers from spelling errors

[The_Doctor]

You could start your own thread. This is our HQ.

[Kagemusha]

I think Silvouz is just joking around. ~:)

[The_Doctor]

Yes I know, but need some kind of enemy and an enemy thread. Maybe we could be RTW clans or something.

[Mongoose]

We need a common enemy...the jews are over done so we are going to flame*Silvouz.. :knight:


*or, in my case, bite.

***sinks teeth into Silvouz's ankle***

[The_Doctor]

We still need to elect a grandmaster.

Should I PM all the members and ask who they want?

[asilv]

I think Silvouz is just joking around. ~:)
What! You are not taking my religion seriously. Heathen scum! May you hear our Lord's voice repeated in your head for eternity.

Now you may ask. "How is that a punishment? The voice of Lord Frog is like music to my ears.", you might say. But I tell you that for mere mortals listening to the heavenly voice too long is not good. It's bit like if you eat too much ice cream and get sick.

--Silvouz the assistant Frog prophet

[Mongoose]

We still need to elect a grandmaster.

Should I PM all the members and ask who they want?

Sure! Let the voting begin.

Can we vote for ourselves? ~D

[The_Doctor]

Sure! Let the voting begin. I would say MC...

I will begin PM the members.


Can we vote for ourselves?

I do not see why not.

[The_Doctor]

I think they are sent.

[Templar Knight]

:knight:

[tibilicus]

I voted ian of smeg! As aparently he has a smeg army.

[Kagemusha]

What! You are not taking my religion seriously. Heathen scum! May you hear our Lord's voice repeated in your head for eternity.

Now you may ask. "How is that a punishment? The voice of Lord Frog is like music to my ears.", you might say. But I tell you that for mere mortals listening to the heavenly voice too long is not good. It bit like if you eat too much ice cream and get sick.

--Silvouz the assistant Frog prophet

Im sorry great prophet. :bow: But with that punishment are you trying to create a berserker out of me? ~:cheers:

[The_Doctor]

Never mind.

[Mongoose]

My post has been edited :embarassed:

Any way, don't you think that it could take awhile to get all the votes?

[ShadesPanther]

Ok to take out their evil HQ we will need to unleash "Operation:Get-behind-the-crusader"
Now for this tough mission This is squad 1:
mongoose
dutch_guy
Martinus
berserker
ian_of_smeg12
Zelda12
Mikeus Caesar
tibilicus

Now I don't expect many of you to return if at all as you will be fighting on the frontlines.

Meanwhile Squad 2 will follow behind and eliminate any resistance. This sqyad will consist of:
Shadespanther


That is all :charge:

[The_Doctor]

My post has been edited

I edited mine, because I sounded a bit mean.


Any way, don't you think that it could take awhile to get all the votes?

We already have 4 of 9.

[The_Doctor]

What evil HQ?

[ShadesPanther]

The evil heretics called jamster

[John86]

Count me in!

[Mongoose]

I think that a good choice would be me* (Most active meber) MC(he started the whole thing) or Martinus (He is also very active, plus he started the HQ thread)


*Of course ~D

EDIT: Can we see how many votes each member has so far? (not who voted for them of course, as this poll should be anonymous)

[NimbleNota]

What in frog hell is going on here?

What did I tell you all about sniffing glue and drinking paint?

[Mongoose]

http://jamster.com/s/jiw/html/affiliate/us_landingpage/crazyfrog/index.html?adv_partner=0006&partner_var=1

Watch a preview and you'll know what we are ranting about ~D

[Drisos]

Just checking out my new sig.

You like it?

Eat more frogs! :furious3:

[InsaneApache]

Thanks for the link mongoose, I hated it at first but now you've sent me to his site, I had no idea how versatile and fresh his sounds can be. I'm impressed. ~D

[The_Doctor]

I will add drisos and Hiji to the list.

So far:

Mongoose has 3 votes
Mikeus has 1
Ian of smeg has 1
Martinus has 2
And 1 person has abstained

[Drisos]

I vote for 'Martinus'.

Hard decision, but luckily not so important.

Death to the evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thingys !!!!!!!!!!!!!

~:)

[Al Khalifah]

I hate that frog. Can I join this crusade?

[The_Doctor]

I hate that frog. Can I join this crusade?

Yes, I will add you to the list.

[ShadesPanther]

driscos you signature is nice but a bit out of focus.

[dessa14]

i wish to join, we must destroy the frog...
thanks,
dizzy

[Drisos]

driscos you signature is nice but a bit out of focus.

Thanks. But I think it's kind of ugly is fact (always with that darn frog in it, but anyway . . .) . I think that's because I spent only 5 min on it. I will make a new, better one.

And shadesP, your sig is way cool! :bow:

[Dutch_guy]

BTW , I would say we should have 2 leaders , otherwise we'd practicly have a dictatorship ~;)

And well , everyone know that power can get to your head, and we wouldn't want a power struggle or something like that ~:handball:

:balloon2:

[Drisos]

PROPOSAL:


I would say we should have 2 leaders.

REASON:


Otherwise we'd practicly have a dictatorship.

REAL REASON:


Then I have more chance to be a leader.

right? ~D

[Al Khalifah]

A dictatorship would be much easier, as long as I was the dictator.
- GW Bush

[Dutch_guy]

Drisos, no that was not really my idea ~D

good one though ~:cheers:

:balloon2:

[Drisos]

Confess, you abuser of balloons! :furious3:

***** ***** ***** *****

now even less serious ~;)

***** ***** ***** *****

I hope they do so! then I have a better chance too!


@Dutch_guy: Just joking, m8!

[asilv]

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/8141/froooooog9yb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[ShadesPanther]

Omg Its Hideous!

[NimbleNota]

Why are you all so worried about a frog like that? He is not a threat to your man hood.

Look at his reproductive unit ~;)

[The_Doctor]

dessa14, you are on the list.

We could have 3 leaders.

[Mongoose]

Good god! could a mod edit his post, please? :help:

Note to new members:

Either add a link to this thread or put an anti-jamster image in your sig, that way we can tell the member's from the infidels, which will be important once we are powerful enough to storm jamsters office building and kill the loyalist patrons of the .org...oops...i think i said to much....:uneasy:

[Dutch_guy]

hmm thanks for spoiling the plans Mongoose ! now we have to think of something else ! j/k ~D

yeah , if for some reason you can't put a pick in your sig , at least do a link , show your support

:balloon2:

[Kagemusha]

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/8141/froooooog9yb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
My lord. :bow:

[Husar]

This link (http://www.krawall.de/news.php?news_id=15623) is in german and generally says that a german company will now make a PC gmae around the frog, hoping(and expecting) to establish the frog as a brand to make a lot of money. The newsposter wishes them no luck, btw. ~;) ~D

[Ianofsmeg16]

Ian_of_smeg12


:jawdrop: its 16 not 12 lol..YAY I'm on a list

Can i vote for myself? if i can i vote for me ian_of_smeg16

[ShadesPanther]

yes you can vote for yourself

[Mongoose]

It would be nice if martinus could add afew of the sig images to the first post...i will be making more soon.

[InsaneApache]

OMG!!!! ...Thats it...it was in our faces all the time....

Frog Total War.......with the Amphibian add on in late '06 ~;)

[The_Doctor]

its 16 not 12 lol..YAY I'm on a list

It has been changed. Why do you have number?


It would be nice if martinus could add afew of the sig images to the first post...i will be making more soon.

I suppose I could do that, it might take a while to find them all, unless somebody posted them all here or PMed me.

Just one more vote and we have a Grandmaster.

[Mongoose]

http://img274.echo.cx/img274/9003/untitled0lj1.png (http://www.imageshack.us)

Here is one, to post, remove the ;'s from the tags.
[;URL=http://www.imageshack.us][;IMG]http://img274.echo.cx/img274/9003/untitled0lj1.png[/IMG][/URL]


current:

[;URL=http://www.imageshack.us][;IMG]http://img133.echo.cx/img133/7862/copy5ofaxelf205x1256yr.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
as before, remove the ;.

Enjoy!

old:

http://img193.echo.cx/img193/7057/tothefrog3ai.jpg

Plus the one that shadespanther made:

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/pantherv/crazy-frog3.jpg

EDIT: I was thinking about starting a recruitment thread in the entrance hall, would that be a good idea?

[The_Doctor]

All the votes are in

mongoose 3
Martinus 2
Ian_of_smeg16 1
Mikeus Caesar 1

1 person abstained.

I discounted Drisos's vote because he joined after the election had begun. Letting him vote would mean Al Khalifah, Dessa14 and Hiji would also have to vote and people who had already voted might want to change their vote to one of the new members. So things could have gotten confusing.

So the first Grandmaster of the Knights of the Order of Anti-Jamster is:

Mongoose.

[Mongoose]

I am honored to be trusted with such high power...

*9 hours and one very long and tearful speech later*

Long live the AJC!!! :medievalcheers: A slow and amazingly painful defeat/death to the not-a-frog-at-all-thingy!!!

EDIT:

One last question: what does the leader of the crusade do? ~:confused:

[NimbleNota]

you guys have way too much time on your hands

[Mikeus Caesar]

you guys have way too much time on your hands

State the obvious why don't you, lol. I know for a fact that i have absolutely no life outside of my computer.

[ShadesPanther]

you can also add mine to the first page if you wish.

you should get the address from my signature

[John86]

How about my new sig image. ~:cool:

[Ianofsmeg16]

Why do you have number?
16's my lucky number, other than that there is no reason.

I SHALL MOBILISE THE SMEG ARMIES IN A FIT OF GLORIOS(sp??) BATTLES WHERE THE CRUSADERS DESTROY ALL TRACES OF FROGS, DRAGONS, AND OTHER NON-DESRIPT ANIMALS :charge: :charge: :duel: :duel: :charge:

[Dutch_guy]

BTW here in Holland it's getting worse , jamster/ jamba has unleashed it's newest commercial.... it's a singing koala...

:balloon2:

[asilv]

Lord Frog has spoken to me. He says that he is very happy that you have His picture in your signatures. Lord Frog sees these threads as good thing as many people who had not heard about Him before have now learned about His existence. Lord Frog says all publicity is good and would like to thank Anti Frog Crusade for their work in spreading the word.

As a sign of favour Lord Frog grants all members of Crusade a free Crazy Frog ringtone.

--Silvouz assistant Frog prophet

[The_Doctor]

One last question: what does the leader of the crusade do?

Err, tell us to do stuff or sit around getting drunk. ~:cheers:

[The_Doctor]

Lord Frog has spoken to me. He says that he is very happy that you have His picture in your signatures. Lord Frog sees these threads as good thing as many people who had not heard about Him before have now learned about His existence. Lord Frog says all publicity is good and would like to thank Anti Frog Crusade for their work in spreading the word.

He has a point. :dizzy2:

[Arrowhead]

OOPS been of comp for a while :computer:
Can I join the anti-frog campaign?

[The_Doctor]

Can I join the anti-frog campaign?

Yes, you will put on the list.

[Arrowhead]

Cheers Martinus! ~:cheers: Best luck in conquering evil-not-frog-thingys. You'll need it...

[Mongoose]

First order of business, what is the goal of the crusade? ~:confused:

I think our first goal should be to flame jamster loyalists and recruit 100 members :book: .

i've started a thread at TWC. :charge:

[The_Doctor]

Yes we need more members. We must start threads in different forums.

Flaming people could go very wrong.

[Mongoose]

Ok, maybe flaming people is not a good idea. So lets focus on recruiting :charge:

[The_Doctor]

I will go to the Civ Fanatics forum.

[Arrowhead]

At this rate we'll have a list 5 times the size of Silvouz's...

[Mongoose]

Silvouz's has a list/thread?

[Dutch_guy]

not that I know of..

:balloon2:

[Arrowhead]

Silvouz's has a list/thread?
No but I bet he will soon...

[Mongoose]

Ok.

My TWC thread got closed! :bigcry:

EDIT: wait..no it didn't! hurry! the mods gave it a chance! ~:cheers:

[Arrowhead]

where did you post it?

[Mongoose]

Here (http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?p=491440#post491440)

[The_Doctor]

I have started a thread at the Civ Fanatics forum.

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2845653#post2845653

It will probably be closed. :embarassed:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Hahah!! That's the spirit chums! Spread the love, while putting the frog in a giant blender!! At this rate, Crazy Frog will be off our TV screens by the end of the month. Or, hopefully by the end of the year.

[Mongoose]

I hope so...

i will start a thread at total war.com.

http://p223.ezboard.com/fshoguntotalwarfrm4.showMessage?topicID=1420.topic

[The_Doctor]

The .com is mad. It will spammed to death.

[tibilicus]

Frog cult followers this is your last warning. If not surendered by tomorow we shall attack. The first wave will be a charge of Smegs lead by ian of smeg suprted with a barage of hate mail. Then the rest of us will charge at the frog him self wilst his followers are in combat with are smeg legions. Finaly ShadesPanther will come in and smite the final blow to your cult leader and so end this. After the battle Jamsters HQ will be sacked and razed to the ground. Then with the loot we will build a huge statue to remember the crusade. So to avoind high scale pilage and a might war in wich the crusaders and the smegs will win i sujest you surender now! ~;)

[Mongoose]

Good plan! for the final attack, you guys bonk him on the head with wooden 4x4's and i'll bite him in the ankle.
:charge:

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

What about me? This is cruel...

[ShadesPanther]

We are spreading


I have posted on TWC and .com now to back up our crusade ~:) :balloon2:

[Mongoose]

What about me? This is cruel...

You're job is to stain his weapons with your guts/blood, thus rusting them. ~D

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Can i kill the guys?

[Mongoose]

NO :stwmean:

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Thy Berserker! is sad....

[Kagemusha]

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/8141/froooooog9yb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Tbilicus.Suggestion for that statue You would like to build,after the battle? :whip: ~D

[The_Doctor]

My thread on the Civ Fanantics forum was closed because it was too much like advertising. :embarassed:

[John86]

My thread on the Civ Fanantics forum was closed because it was too much like advertising. :embarassed:

Wow, thats a new one. I understand if it was closed for being spam or something, but advertising?

[Mongoose]

My thread on the Civ Fanantics forum was closed because it was too much like advertising. :embarassed:

:wall:


NOOOOOO!!!

We must keep posting! don't stop now!

EDIT: Maybe the moderator at that forum works for jamster ~D

[discovery1]

shoot the frog (http://www.flashgames247.com/game/flash-skill-games/hate-that-frog.html)

Ugh, that's pretty annoying too. Just play with the sound off. Got up to 82 units.

[Arrowhead]

I got up to 85.
Man that is satisfying!

bing bing.. BLAMMM!

[Arrowhead]

Frog cult followers this is your last warning. If not surendered by tomorow we shall attack. The first wave will be a charge of Smegs lead by ian of smeg suprted with a barage of hate mail. Then the rest of us will charge at the frog him self wilst his followers are in combat with are smeg legions. Finaly ShadesPanther will come in and smite the final blow to your cult leader and so end this. After the battle Jamsters HQ will be sacked and razed to the ground. Then with the loot we will build a huge statue to remember the crusade. So to avoind high scale pilage and a might war in wich the crusaders and the smegs will win i sujest you surender now! ~;)

What about my arrowheads? They'll be standing around, not knowing what to do. :book: ~:handball:

[Arrowhead]

I Got A 90! A 90!

[Ianofsmeg16]

Frog cult followers this is your last warning. If not surendered by tomorow we shall attack. The first wave will be a charge of Smegs lead by ian of smeg suprted with a barage of hate mail. Then the rest of us will charge at the frog him self wilst his followers are in combat with are smeg legions. Finaly ShadesPanther will come in and smite the final blow to your cult leader and so end this. After the battle Jamsters HQ will be sacked and razed to the ground. Then with the loot we will build a huge statue to remember the crusade. So to avoind high scale pilage and a might war in wich the crusaders and the smegs will win i sujest you surender now! ~;)

did i agree to do this? i'll do this lol

[Mongoose]

GAH! my thread at the .com was closed! ~:mecry:

Every one sign up and vote for it! before it leaves the first page!

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

I know how we can assault and destroy Jamster! offices. Now some git who writes this stuff must dispise GOOD music. So we put U2, etc. and then he will go mad. Put crazyfrog on headphones put them to my ears while I'm in my cage and unlock the cage. THEN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! I'll give every Jamster maker a spanking. Then you guys lay c4 on the bulidings blow up the buildings, not burying me, please.~:joker:

[Mongoose]

We need more boards to spread this to...any ideas?

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

total rome fourm

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

and also go to SCC

[Mongoose]

It would look bad if some ones first post looked like an advertisement...have you registered there?

[Arrowhead]

I just got a 93 on that game!

[Drisos]

Where can I find the game? ~:)

[The Stranger]

yeah were

[discovery1]

shoot the frog (http://www.flashgames247.com/game/flash-skill-games/hate-that-frog.html)

Ugh, that's pretty annoying too. Just play with the sound off. Got up to 82 units.

That's where. This post is spam.

[Mongoose]

How does the game work? Is it an FPS?

[asilv]

Is it an FPS?
I would say that it is TPH(third person hitter)

And praise the frog etc.

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Silvouz shall die for surporting the Jamster! stuff! He's thy traitor of the people~D

Edit: Not intended as a death threat

[Drisos]

I don't understand the game. The jamster only goes up and down a ladder . . .

:dizzy2:

[Drisos]

Edited out. ~:)

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

OOOOOPPSSSS!!!!!:embarassed:

[Drisos]

No problem, Beserker. I know it wasn't meant serious, but still. I didn't want you to get a warning because of that 'joke'.

You'd better send death threats to Jamster, I think no one minds that. ~D

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

Or a carefully fired nuclear missle might do as good!~D

[Mongoose]

Heres the plan, berserker will rust the jamster weapons, i will bite him in the shin, then you flip out and kill him.*


*Your a samurai. that's like a almost a ninja, right? ~D
(http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm)

[King of Atlantis]

Hey i want to join this mighty crusade!

[The_Doctor]

I will add your name to the list.

[Mongoose]

Great! but, as da leeeder o dis dar intlecctul crusaid, i wud lik teh ordor uou trh don spred da word. (Start of thread at another board)

Thanks. :charge:

[Duke Malcolm]

Wonderful! I wish to offer the services of my kingdom and I for this crusade, enlist me as a Trusty Knight or even a Lowly Member of the Most Sane Order of the Anti-Jamster Crusade, and let us march forth to crush the frog, which I had to endure for the past week in Nethy Bridge...

[The_Doctor]

Great, you are on the list.

[asilv]

http://img125.echo.cx/img125/8141/froooooog9yb.jpg

~:)

[Duke Malcolm]

Quick, burn the heathen, the infidel, the amphibious fool!

We should establish an Inquisitorial Squad, to seek out any such offending material on this and other converted forums, and spam it with cries of infidelity...

[Duke Malcolm]

I shall propose myself to be Knight Grand Inquisitor of the Order

[Ianofsmeg16]

gud news!!!! my smeg legions brutishly hacked down members of jamster tht were playing the ring tone of doom..we survived the ringtone by wearing earmuffs of good
What REALLY happened...one of my friends was playing crazy frog so i covered my ears and kicked him annoyingly until he stopped.....GREAT VICTORY!!!!

EDIT: i support king malcolm...in the hope he wont investigate me using torture

[Duke Malcolm]

Hurrah! The fight goes on!

Don't worry, noble Sir Iain of Smeg 16, your actions show that you are true to the cause...

[Ianofsmeg16]

I made a new thread on Heaven games forum...in outside discussion

[Kagemusha]

Quick, burn the heathen, the infidel, the amphibious fool!

We should establish an Inquisitorial Squad, to seek out any such offending material on this and other converted forums, and spam it with cries of infidelity...

I would like to point out an target for your inquisition.Have you noticed that your grandmaster tells he is located at the island of Bartix.Which is the key support area of our great lord the Frog. :devilish:
Hail to the Frog Good! :knight:

[Duke Malcolm]

Quick! Build up the pyres! We have infidels to burn...

Let's build a list, eh? So far :

kagemusha
Silvouz

And investigations are henceforth pending into the populace of the Island of Bartix, but the people I have tortured, ahem, met are AJC loyalists, so leave this land, and take your amphibious lies!

[Mikeus Caesar]

Euf...in the beginning, God made a discussion. That discussion was called 'That B*astard Frog!!' On the second day, he created a small conversation. On the Third day, he created hatred. On the Fourth day, he created the madness and hate for the Frog. On the fifth day, he created hatred for all of Jamster. On the sixth day, his creation became a whirling storm out of control. On the seventh day, he sat back, look upon his creation, and laughed. The world was perfect.

[Mongoose]

I would like to point out an target for your inquisition.Have you noticed that your grandmaster tells he is located at the island of Bartix.Which is the key support area of our great lord the Frog. :devilish:
Hail to the Frog Good! :knight:

Actually, i am on a secret mission to hire some elite bartixain mercs. But don't tell any one...wait...DAMN IT!

[Ianofsmeg16]

The Kingdom of Smeg(...next to bartix) is a good strong Anti-Janmster country thanks to our no frogs or else policy i suggest bartix takes the same totalitarian view upon things

[Dutch_guy]

ian you should assault bartix before the frog reaches your land !

:balloon2:

[Mongoose]

Bartix is revolting...

Now in two ways! ~;)

[Duke Malcolm]

Good good, the Inquisition's work there is done.

Perhaps my Noble Comrades of the Order should post links to whatever other threads that they have posted in forums to rally support for our cause, so that all Noble Comrades can join the rallying...

[Mongoose]

Some should make an rpg game where you lead a samurai, mongoose,knight and varius other characters against an evil (not a) frog. :charge:

[ShadesPanther]

I know!

We could hire the Bartixians to crush that evil frog thing into stix

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

We must crush Crazy frog like a grape, along with his friends of irritateiness.


Can i be Grandmaster?

[King Ragnar]

I wish to join you my brothers together we will smite this frog thing and all his other annoying noise making things.

[Duke Malcolm]

Yes, let more join our ranks as comrades in the Order... I wonder if Jamster have a forum...

[The_Doctor]

You are on the list.

[Mongoose]

We need a new name...any ideas? :help:

[King of Atlantis]

You should ask the guy who invented bartix(abos... ~:confused: ).

[Muska Burnt]

lol guess what..... i reading the description for the anti crazy frog petition i look up at hte top of the page and it says download the crazy frog ringtone for your cellphone i just find that pretty funny

[Roark]

Count me in.

I hate that little b@st@rd...

[Drisos]

Your a samurai. that's like a almost a ninja, right?

You mean me? I would be honoured to be one, and I hope one day to do some samurai martial arts.

I am a gerenal of samurai armies in STW though. ~D Let me lead Beseker and his men. ~:) We will defeat Jamster for sure.

[The_Doctor]

@Roark you will be put on the list.


We need a new name...any ideas?

What is wrong with the Knights of the Order of Anti-Jamster?

[Fragony]

I never watch MTV so I my thoughts are still pure. But this sounds like a just quest to me, all annoying advertisments that repeat themselve too much deserve to be smited by the order of the light. Good sirs I ask you to accept my sword, for it will serve you well it the many battles to come :duel:

Let's prepare the fields for the crows, for honour :charge:

[Mongoose]

Ok, i guess it will work...

I don't think it would be a good idea to change our name to often, anyway.


@Fragony
Welcome to the crusade! :medievalcheers:

[Duke Malcolm]

Yes, stick with the Order of the Anti-Jamster Crusade...

[Ianofsmeg16]

well, we need a badge...and uniforms, they cant say no to a good solid uniform

[Duke Malcolm]

Hows about red tunics, black trousers, black boots and bearskin hats?

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

No why don't we have our anti-frog pictures and tattoo them on our face and have T-shirts made from 100% Crazy frog skin and have furry hats made from fluffy's fur and Tweety's too. For our weapons why don't we have the handle like this, a dagger impaling Nessie the smegging dragon. any more ideas?

[Kääpäkorven Konsuli]

I don't have any idea what this "frog" is but that creature...it has penis and helmet ~:eek: ...It must be evil. It must be destroyed!

[Duke Malcolm]

That's the stuff, recruit people before they know of the Frog's true evils! They shall never have to bear true witness to them, the pure folk!

[Ianofsmeg16]

my vote for uniform....beige shirts and trousers with Space corps on them, plus we have to walk around with H's on our forhead.....Red Dwarf Style
or legionarre uniforms with the word SMEG written in giant letters

[King of Atlantis]

Since were the Order of the Anti-Jamster Crusade we need a knights symbol. :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:

[Drisos]

I think we need a scientist who does some research for us. He should find out what chemicals destroy evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thingys with a penis and a helmet.

In short: We use chemical weapons againts jamster! ~D

~:grouphug: Join the crusade! ~:grouphug:

[Mongoose]

Can't we just stab him?

[Muska Burnt]

ya how do i get my ajc sig to show?

[Muska Burnt]

nevermind as you can see ^

[Mongoose]

Glad to hear it! ~:cheers:

Now...go start other threads! every one must know! For every 9 forums that think we are trying to sell some thing, there will be one that doesn't!

[Ianofsmeg16]

Some should make an rpg game where you lead a samurai, mongoose,knight and varius other characters against an evil (not a) frog. :charge:
what about smegs?? i feel insulted! Invade bartix !!!
:charge: :charge: :charge: :duel: :duel:

[Mongoose]

and various other characters

:tongue2:

The first part will be a video of an uphill battle called "Charge of the 26th smeg brigade" :charge:

On a related note, the game will be about avenging that battle... ~;)

[Kagemusha]

So would you include me in the game? :knight:
Long live the frog good!

[Mongoose]

You would carry the "frog" around on a throne. :charge:

[Kagemusha]

"Goes and hires couple of Bartixians for the job". :idea2:

[Mongoose]

Fine :brood:

[PyrrhusofEpirus]

Can someone explain to me what "jamster" or that "evil not-a-frog" is? :lost:
I feel something big is organised here! :charge:

[Duke Malcolm]

No, it is better that you do not know, keep your mind sound and your heart pure, free from the frog, and join our crusade for the righteous way!

[Mongoose]

Can someone explain to me what "jamster" or that "evil not-a-frog" is? :lost:
I feel something big is organised here! :charge:

Join the crusade now! don't watch the not-a-frog video! It's to late for us but you can save your self! RUN!!!

[King Henry V]

I, King Henry V, hereby decide to take the Cross and I pledge my billmen and longbowmen to fight the infidel Frog!

[Ianofsmeg16]

and various other characters

:tongue2:

The first part will be a video of an uphill battle called "Charge of the 26th smeg brigade" :charge:

On a related note, the game will be about avenging that battle... ~;)
do i die....plz say i dont die...wait a minute, 26th smeg brigade??? ha ha ths not in my division... i dont have to die :duel: i dont have to die :duel: i dont have to die :duel: ~:cheers:

EDIT: I am one of the characters...for the character design i want it as real as possible...i am a 7ft tall muscle-bound monster of a man who has flowing blonde hair and is well "endowed" below the belt..hehe

[PyrrhusofEpirus]

I confess! I was curious! I saw the evil in his eyes!:evil: :scared:
(and his upside down diabolic horn! ~;) )
Know your enemy: Crazy-evil-satanic-diabolic-luciferic-not-a-frog-thingy! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_frog) :evil:

This things happening to the sinful West!
You are doomed!:end:
You have been cursed for separating from the Holy-enlightened-wise-eternal-everlasting-the Light of World-etc..(!) East!

Nothing can save you!
(Except if you show repentance :wings: and join the Holy-enlightened-wise-eternal-everlasting-the Light of World-etc..(!) East)!!!

[Ianofsmeg16]

I, King Henry V, hereby decide to take the Cross and I pledge my billmen and longbowmen to fight the infidel Frog!
henry...you can join my smeg legion. i need recruits cos aparently mongoose has decided to sacrifice one of me brigades

[King of Atlantis]

This things happening to the sinful West!
You are doomed!:end:
You have been cursed for separating from the Holy-enlightened-wise-eternal-everlasting-the Light of World-etc..(!) East!



Isnt europe part of the west??

[Roark]

Can someone explain to me what "jamster" or that "evil not-a-frog" is? :lost:


The spawn of the Antichrist, in the form of a ringtone company and its annoying mascot.

Yeah, that's right, a company that sells mobile phone ringtones. They produce absolutely nothing. The devil take them all.

[nic_vee]

I will join. I hate that frog thingy. It should be killed

[PyrrhusofEpirus]

Isnt europe part of the west??

For argument sake, NO! :argue: (j/k ~D )

[Mongoose]

I will join. I that frog thingy. It should be killed

Good...put either a link to the thread or the picture in your sig... :balloon2:

[Dutch_guy]

the AJC is growing stronger and stronger :balloon2:

how many members do we have ?

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

I saw a new frog advert today. It was advertising:

- A frog dancing game, you know where you have to press the buttons at the right time.
- A video of the frog.

And something else that I have forgotten.

[Drisos]

We should all use the same avatar group. (all of the crusade)

[The_Doctor]

We should all use the same avatar group. (all of the crusade)

Only if it is Roman.

How can I have the username "Martinus" and not have a Roman avatar?

[Mongoose]

No, it should be some kind of priest. That or a knight.


It's a crusade after all.... ~D

[Dutch_guy]

No we shouldn't do that , I like my avatar the way it is. ~;)

:balloon2:

[Mikeus Caesar]

Maybe we could ask an admin if we could have our own special name colour or something similar. That would seperate us from the Infidels.

[Ianofsmeg16]

INFADELS!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! grrrr...

[Mongoose]

We should slowly cut them up with pocket knifes for being such savages!

~D

[Drisos]

How can I have the username "Martinus" and not have a Roman avatar?

Go to user CP, click avatar. . . .etc. . . .

~D

[Ianofsmeg16]

anybody seen the bear yet? it jusy came out in the kingdom of smeg (isle of man) and it is about as annoying and sacreligious as the others

[Dutch_guy]

isn't the bear from ''Ringtone king '' in stead of Jamba ?
or do you mean the new koala bear ?

we should also declare war on Ringtone king, it's creations are just as evil as jamsters

:balloon2:

[The_Doctor]

we should also declare war on Ringtone king, it's creations are just as evil as jamsters

Yes and spyware and adware companies.


kingdom of smeg (isle of man)

*cough cough*

Lister is a Scouser, ie from Liverpool. Therefore the Kingdom of Smeg is Liverpool. :bow:

[The_Doctor]

Crazy Frost!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/deadringers/clips/series5.shtml

[Mongoose]

Tell what craix frox and the video that replaced crazy frog got then. :help:

:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
:duel: :duel: :duel:
:furious3: :furious3: :charge: :charge:
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:

[Budwise]

I signed, add me on

[The_Doctor]

@Budwise, you are on the list.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Yes and spyware and adware companies.



*cough cough*

Lister is a Scouser, ie from Liverpool. Therefore the Kingdom of Smeg is Liverpool. :bow:
Liverpool was a colony of Smeg....plato AND homer said so

DEATH TO SPYWARE!!! :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: ~:cheers:

[PyrrhusofEpirus]

The evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thingy is a clear sign of total degradation of the sinful West! It is targeting the youth and converting them to its obedients, so to fulfil its cruel dominance over the earth! :evil3:

However considering the risk of evil spreading in our pure East ( :saint: ) (In fact there is an egoistic reason: yesterday my little sister drive me to listen this evil sound, which someone send to her evil-apparatus-mobile-phone! :end: ~;) ), I decided to help the withstanding holy AJ Crusade! :knight:

The thingy is evil! It's everywhere! Even in the AJC HQ have its obedients! Essentially the Crusaders need to have absolute secrecy, faith, courage, decisiveness and efficacy and need to be absolute undercover, faithful, courageous, decisive and drastic! ~:handball:

Here are my XII prudent counsels:

I. The Crusaders must have a secret meeting and decide how their meetings will stay secret!
II. If the secret expose they must take immediately decisions on what decisions will take!
III. The Crusaders must take immediately decisions on what actions will take!
IV. The Crusaders must take actions immediately, without further delay!
V. It is very important to decide first, before taking any actions!
VI. Don't procrastinate! Act now! ~:handball:
VII. Open to the people! They must listen the true Word!
VIII. Be as secret as possible! Don't let anyone be informed of AJC plans!
IX. The Crusaders must use the forums that spread the Word!
X. Use enemies weapons! Be cunning! For example start innocuous threads like this That b*stard frog!! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47885 ) The enemy is cruel! The fight is implacable! :duel:
XI. Crucify its obedients! Hunt them! Burn them! Hang them! Nuke them! You can't be pity! There is no time for compassion! :hanged: :whip:
XII. Show your superiority! Fight with nobility! :knight: Show mercy to its followers! Spread the true word! Only this way its followers will abjure the evil!

PS
XII. Quit all your efforts! You are doomed! :end:
XIV. Fight till the end! Don't desert! :charge:

~;) ~:cheers: ~:cheers:

[The_Doctor]

So, I guess I will add you to the list.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Yeah, it's official, heavengames is paranoid about advertising! posted a thread there, and well look... (http://www.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=1,325479,120,10)
did i do sumting rong? is it actually advertising? god i'm so confused ~:confused: ~:confused:

[Mikeus Caesar]

They seem to think you were advertising the .Org, lousy jackasses. I wouldn't advertise in Xenophobic places like that if i were you.

[Mongoose]

For the love of god...HG is way to tribal. They are now an enemy of the .org. Any one who posts here and at HG should be the next target for the lynch mob ~D


Ian, don't post "join the crusade" post "Stupid crazy frog" and add the link to the .org thread. It stinks that we have to do it that way, but thats the only way it will no be called advertising.

Some thing along the lines of "There are two threads at totalwar.org" and make sure you add a link to the first one.

[Ianofsmeg16]

ye, i doubt i'll be posting at HG for a while...i think my name has become synonymous(sp??) with dirty, stinking, awful .org advertising

[The_Doctor]

Don't use links to this fourm.

Tell them to setup their own list. While don't tell them, suggest it. And include the petition.

[King of Atlantis]

Ahh! We must destroy the heathens at heavengames :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:

[Mongoose]

Calm down people. No need to do anything that you might regret. *Starts sharpening sword* ~D

[King of Atlantis]

We finally have a place to send our crusader armies ~D

[Muska Burnt]

Some guys on heavengames stole my name hes Centurion_13 :furious3: i will beat him to the ground

[King of Atlantis]

thats the spirit ~D

[Mongoose]

Don't be quite so harsh. they despise the evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thinghy as much you do. ~:grouphug:

http://aoe3.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=2,22417,30,10


Good thing i found that before sending a PM to martinus saying "Assemble the knights, we strike HG before dawn. their will forums will swell with spam and threats"

:charge:

[Duke Malcolm]

Hahaha! Let the crusaders for ranks and sign up for battle at heaven games, and let us join them in denouncing the heatherous Frog!

[Mongoose]

We must go to other forums aswell.


And while your at it, could somebody bump the TWC thread? :help: i would do it but i think i had the last post.

[Ianofsmeg16]

Don't be quite so harsh. they despise the evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thinghy as much you do. ~:grouphug:

http://aoe3.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=2,22417,30,10


Good thing i found that before sending a PM to martinus saying "Assemble the knights, we strike HG before dawn. their will forums will swell with spam and threats"

:charge:
yes, listen to our great leader mongoose (now theirs six words i thought i'd never say in a sentence) and calm down for GODS SAKE!!!*sniffs with hay fever* i saw the post on AoE3 heaven and i realised what i'd done....i'd posted it in their version of the frontroom where the freaks hang out..

*ian_of_smeg hides behind his smeg legions while quietly reminding everyone of all the work he's done....starting the smeg legion, volun..VOLUNTEERED (by mongoose) to be the first wave in the first attack on jamster and also volunteered to be next leader when i kill....they kill mongoose* :help:

[PyrrhusofEpirus]

Yeah, it's official, heavengames is paranoid about advertising! posted a thread there, and well look... (http://www.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=1,325479,120,10)
did i do sumting rong? is it actually advertising? god i'm so confused ~:confused: ~:confused:

That why you didn't follow the X. counsel, knight ian_of_smeg16!


X. Use enemies weapons! Be cunning! For example start innocuous threads like this That b*stard frog!! (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47885) The enemy is cruel! The fight is implacable! :duel:
~;)

[Mongoose]

Yeah, OD is more or less the freak sub-forum. The other Off-topic forums are better.



spread the hatred! ~:grouphug: I have started three threads at other forums. 2 of which were not closed. That's a 60 percent chance of survival! :charge:

Just make sure that you say "DAMN THE 'CRAZY FROG'!!!" not "Join the crusade!"
Remember to say "there are some thread at the .org" and then add links.


EDIT: You might be able to defeat me, but you would die afew weeks later from rabies ~;)

[King of Atlantis]

Don't be quite so harsh. they despise the evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thinghy as much you do. ~:grouphug:

http://aoe3.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=2,22417,30,10


Good thing i found that before sending a PM to martinus saying "Assemble the knights, we strike HG before dawn. their will forums will swell with spam and threats"

:charge:

acording to heaven games you have just advertised. :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:

[The_Mark]

Count me in. I just heard piece of music with the cursed not-a-frog-thingy in it from the radio. The Finnish korpisoturi shall avenge!

[The_Doctor]

Count me in. I just heard piece of music with the cursed not-a-frog-thingy in it from the radio. The Finnish korpisoturi shall avenge!

Done.

[King of Atlantis]

I wonder if Jamster realizes how much people really hate their icon.

I guess it must be making money. :furious3: :embarassed:

[Dutch_guy]

well I think the people hating it are in the minority compared to all the little screaming 5 year olds who all love the frog...

:balloon2:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Masters, but two days ago I had the unfortunate luck to listen to this on the radio.

Truely, I cannot put into words my rage and fury at having what might be aceptable music ruined by that demonic beast of an amphibian.

To avenge myself and right this terrible wrong that haunts us and converts people to the dark side of music, I ask to join your righteous crusade and destroy this dark frog and topple his works into dust.

Crazed Rabbit

[Mongoose]

The crusade is growing....BUWHAHAHAHA BUWHAWAHHAHAHA *Chokes and falls over*

[King Arthur]

i am on the list to:
has anyone else seen the dragon thingy also , which is very annoying to
gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
rise up people we can bring Jamster down :charge:

[Mongoose]

As i said before, when you join add a link to the thread in your sig. That way we can tell the crusaders from the infidels. :charge:

[King of Atlantis]

Ahhh.......Infadels!

:disguise: :rifle:

[Arrowhead]

I don't beleive this. Where is the honour of the AJC. Come people! NO ONE has anti-jamster in their sig anymore! Do you not hate jamster as I do? Hang your heads in shame!