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edyzmedieval
11-25-2005, 13:50
She's 14, I seriously doubt she has a lot of 'milage'...
Who's 14?!
Wow, Shaman, you really got off from youthness....~:cheers:
Prodigal
11-25-2005, 14:06
[QUOTE=LeftEyeNine]Fakes don't get along for long[QUOTE]
Speaking of faking, DON'T do it, I did once, & not surprisingly was found out, which led to a seriously ugly argument. That's waaay to graphic already, so Tips! - WASH on a REGULAR BASIS, (body, (this includes hair), & clothing)
LeftEyeNine
11-25-2005, 14:37
Speaking of faking, DON'T do it, I did once, & not surprisingly was found out, which led to a seriously ugly argument. That's waaay to graphic already, so Tips! - WASH on a REGULAR BASIS, (body, (this includes hair), & clothing)
All "Do this, do that" stuff is FAKE. Then you have nothing to complain about a relationship... Depends on what you are looking for though.
Byzantine Prince
11-25-2005, 14:43
All "Do this, do that" stuff is FAKE. Then you have nothing to complain about a relationship... Depends on what you are looking for though.
It's more like "DO THIS, PAY THAT". ~D
Geoffrey S
11-25-2005, 14:47
Honest confidence and hygiene I've found to be most important. Don't be shy, just be you.
Beelzebub
11-25-2005, 15:01
dance. Just go to a club, something that plays rock, not rap. if you are decent looking and just jump around a lot to the music and do w/e moves you make up with energy it will be enough, you don't have to be a crazy breakdancer. Lots of alcohol helps.
Clubs are full of interesting chicks (who wants a boring chick that doesn't party?? cold fish), intially theyre looking for decent looking guys with lots of energy. That's your energy, just hit the dance floor, keep moving, and look for suitable chicks to go up to, just introduce yourself. That's your opening which can lead to many things.
If you're looking for a real girlfriend tho, you'll need to be able to tell the club sluts apart from the decent chicks who just want ot have fun. Met my wonderful, super hot gf like that one drunken evening and we've been madly in love for 1.5 yrs now.
I still stand by be rich.
Reverend Joe
11-25-2005, 17:00
How do yuo attract a girl?
Don't listen to anybody who uses the internet (well, not frequently).
LeftEyeNine
11-25-2005, 17:06
How do yuo attract a girl?
Don't listen to anybody who uses the internet (well, not frequently).
We sounded quite close Zorba, however I personally don't think that it's about internet addiction. ~:)
doc_bean
11-25-2005, 17:16
Who's 14?!
The girl you are going for ?
You mentioned being 14 and I assumed she was the same age. How old is she then ?
Kekvit Irae
11-25-2005, 17:21
Dont act like a jerk
Dont try to act cool
Be yourself
Bathe daily
Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
Axe Body Spray
Smile
LeftEyeNine
11-25-2005, 17:23
Be yourself
Here comes the golden rule again ~:)
Strike For The South
11-25-2005, 17:26
Dont act like a jerk
Dont try to act cool
Be yourself
Bathe daily
Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
Axe Body Spray
Smile
good list cept for the axe that stuff smells like carp in a can
She's 14, I seriously doubt she has a lot of 'milage'...
I'm sure you know this already Doc but some have seriously high milage by that age...and I'm not joking, I wish I was...
Kekvit Irae
11-25-2005, 17:33
good list cept for the axe that stuff smells like carp in a can
I speak from personal experience. :gring:
LeftEyeNine
11-25-2005, 17:46
Well, ok kekvitirae, you got me.. Although I believe all these written here are carp (SFTS's expression ~D and no offense at the contributors of this thread by the way), I am open to an exception.
Is that Axe stuff you're talking about a standard one or you know it had different kinds of scents - if so which one ?
Golden Rule 2 : Exceptions do not invalidate the rules ~:cool:
doc_bean
11-25-2005, 17:48
I'm sure you know this already Doc but some have seriously high milage by that age...and I'm not joking, I wish I was...
Yeah, but she ain't British...:hide:
Seriously though, I've posted on this topic before, and my conclusion tends to be that the youth of the world as a whole isn't as messed up as some people would like us to believe. It tends to be rather bad in big city areas, but most kids are still pretty innocent at 14.
Dagobert II
11-25-2005, 18:16
Hey all;
You all have to get up to date... what you do is buy shoes one size
larger, and take her to bar/club with a unisex bathroom. Then ask her to
accompany you to the restroom so you don't get lost.
Then, while (pretending) to whizz, unzip and drop a plastic marble
in the toilet while stating:
"Damn, it always rolls out and hits the water when I'm drunk!"
~D
Kekvit Irae
11-25-2005, 19:19
Well, ok kekvitirae, you got me.. Although I believe all these written here are carp (SFTS's expression ~D and no offense at the contributors of this thread by the way), I am open to an exception.
Is that Axe stuff you're talking about a standard one or you know it had different kinds of scents - if so which one ?
Golden Rule 2 : Exceptions do not invalidate the rules ~:cool:
Different women like different things. I, personally, favor Phoenix scent.
Strike For The South
11-25-2005, 19:23
carp Ive been spelling crap wrong all this time carp~:cool:
LeftEyeNine
11-25-2005, 21:52
Phoenix was what I got.. I have to refresh then..
Yeah, but she ain't British...:hide:
Seriously though, I've posted on this topic before, and my conclusion tends to be that the youth of the world as a whole isn't as messed up as some people would like us to believe. It tends to be rather bad in big city areas, but most kids are still pretty innocent at 14.
Yeah you have a point...just pointing out what does happen. My friends have rather more expirience then me on this particular matter but they say some girls have a shedload of milage...I never tend to go to the wilder house parties where these beasts reside.
Of course some parts of scotland are far more extreme then London
Shaka_Khan
11-26-2005, 01:57
I really like that this thread took off again... ~:cheers:
Show your nude body?! How come?! I know they like confident men, but not that!!! ~:eek:
Seriously, I was joking.
littlelostboy
11-26-2005, 04:00
Here comes the golden rule again ~:)
Yes be yourself. But work out too and be humourous. If being yourself means NOT to be humourous, then you can bye-bye to all the girls. The only time this golden rule worked was when this nerdy classmate of mine had girls falling for him cause they thought he was cute and had a special determinism around him. Talk about being a maths and science freak. Talk about being short and a bit plump. But then, I have to admit that he's quite likeable, just don't get it why girls in my grade fall for him.
So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.
doc_bean
11-26-2005, 21:29
Yes be yourself. But work out too and be humourous. If being yourself means NOT to be humourous, then you can bye-bye to all the girls. The only time this golden rule worked was when this nerdy classmate of mine had girls falling for him cause they thought he was cute and had a special determinism around him. Talk about being a maths and science freak. Talk about being short and a bit plump. But then, I have to admit that he's quite likeable, just don't get it why girls in my grade fall for him.
So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.
Was he rich ?
If not, girls, especially when they're young(er) will go for guys with potential to become really successful. And being determined will help quite a bit in that department, especially in HS where most guys are slackers anyway.
Of course, it only works if they intend to have a serious LT relationship, most girls in HS just want to have fun.
edyzmedieval
11-26-2005, 21:33
Doc, I don't go for her anymore...Left her.
Anyways, girls love nerds and Axe?! Man, I'm going to get Beirut's Axe, might have some great effect. ~D
@Ah_dut
You're not anymore, ehm, you know.... Untouched....
Some guys have more experience than me...???!!!!
@Kekvitirae
Sharp dressed man?! It explains why the girls liked my suit, even though I'm 14. And I wear a suit.... And the idiots in my class say I'm lame.... Losers....
... Talk about being a maths and science freak. ...
... So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.
That can`t be correct...the girls would swarm around me if that was the case.
Strike For The South
11-27-2005, 00:41
Sharp dressed man?! It explains why the girls liked my suit, even though I'm 14. And I wear a suit.... And the idiots in my class say I'm lame.... Losers....
You were a suit...Why. I dress the least amount possible then plop down on the couch get drink shove my hand down my pants (Al Bundy style as if there was any other way) and watch foxy boxing
littlelostboy
11-27-2005, 01:59
That can`t be correct...the girls would swarm around me if that was the case.
I don't know but my friend have this kind of confidence and magnetism around him. Not those 'sex' magnetism but a different one so girls kinda like him. They don't really want to go out with him but like talking to him. But, apparently one girl had asked him out to our Christmas 'prom' and he said yes. So I think it is also all about self-confidence and also he wasn't really interested in the girls in my grade so that's why the girls think he was trying to play hard to get. Talk about being short and plump at the same time.~D
LeftEyeNine
11-27-2005, 03:35
littlelostboy,
Hell yeah, there are these kind of guys whom girls like talking to. But that's all. I had a friend in high school just like that.. He never had a girlfriend actually, only friends - not in a heterosexual and emotional relationship ever.
Forget about him, make sure you are in a better position about girls. ~;)
King Henry V
11-27-2005, 11:44
I just heard some rather useful advice the other day:
Brush up you Shakespeare
The girls today in society
Go for classical poetry,
So to win their hearts one must quote with ease
Aeschylus and Euripides.
But the poet of them all
Who will start 'em simply ravin'
Is the poet people call
The bard of Stratford-on-Avon.
Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
Just declaim a few lines from "Othella"
And they think you're a heckuva fella.
If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er
Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer,
And if still, to be shocked, she pretends well,
Just remind her that "All's Well That Ends Well."
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
If your goil is a Washington Heights dream
Treat the kid to "A Midsummer Night Dream."
If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
What are clothes? "Much Ado About Nussing."
If she says your behavior is heinous
Kick her right in the "Coriolanus."
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow,
And they'll all kowtow,
And they'll all kowtow.
Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow,
SwordsMaster
11-27-2005, 12:35
Dont act like a jerk
Dont try to act cool
Be yourself
Bathe daily
Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
Axe Body Spray
Smile
Note that "smile" is in a lower position than "Axe body spray"...
And, sorry to contradict, kekvitirae but you can be unshaven and look like a bum and girls will still like it....
Speaking of which, congratulate me. I shaved for the first time in 5 weeks!! And it feels so nice....
I don't know but my friend have this kind of confidence and magnetism around him. Not those 'sex' magnetism but a different one so girls kinda like him. They don't really want to go out with him but like talking to him. But, apparently one girl had asked him out to our Christmas 'prom' and he said yes. So I think it is also all about self-confidence and also he wasn't really interested in the girls in my grade so that's why the girls think he was trying to play hard to get. Talk about being short and plump at the same time.~D
It is probably because I am missing the 'short and plump' part then.. And after what LEN said, it`s probably only positive.
or play it safe, tell her: "Wonna come home ot my place and have sex and eat popcorn?"
Then she says: "no"
And you look all offended: "What!? you dont like popcorn?"
This here is pure gold.
I tried it last night with a few specimen of the upposite sex.
Works like a charm :)
@Ah_dut
You're not anymore, ehm, you know.... Untouched.... ???!!!!.
the quote was to do with attendingrather crazy, out of hand raunchy house parties~;)
edyzmedieval
11-28-2005, 10:59
Oh, ok. ~D ~;)
Really like that one, Upxl.... ~D
littlelostboy
11-28-2005, 11:03
littlelostboy,
Hell yeah, there are these kind of guys whom girls like talking to. But that's all. I had a friend in high school just like that.. He never had a girlfriend actually, only friends - not in a heterosexual and emotional relationship ever.
Forget about him, make sure you are in a better position about girls. ~;)
Ok, ~D
littlelostboy
11-28-2005, 11:04
This here is pure gold.
I tried it last night with a few specimen of the upposite sex.
Works like a charm :)
Wow, maybe I should try it on Friday when I'm going to a rock concert. ~:cheers:
Oh, ok. ~D ~;)
Really like that one, Upxl.... ~D
Thnx,
But it isn’t my quote. :)
Byzantine Prince
11-29-2005, 05:57
Different women like different things..
Different women like different ........ . But they all want mine. Hehe. ~D
The Wizard
11-29-2005, 21:20
View TheSilverKnight's quote of mine in his sig ~;)
edyzmedieval
03-26-2006, 19:05
Long time no see with this thread.
Need some advice. Talking to a girl I like extremely much. Met her at the exams(ironic, isn't it?).
So, she thinks I'm a good guy and I make her laugh most of the time. I got from her photos and such, but she wouldn't give me her number.
Any help? :help:
LeftEyeNine
03-26-2006, 19:50
They don't hesitate giving it out to ones that they like/trust. Did you ever openly asked for it ?
doc_bean
03-26-2006, 20:21
if she doesn't give you her number you probably creep her out. Most people tend to give way their number pretty easily in the age of cell phones.
Unless I'm behind times again and constantly sending messages to any of the few hundred people in your address list isn't what's hip with the kids anymore. :help:
Ianofsmeg16
03-26-2006, 20:23
All this advice is useless, get yourself in a band, (play drums, drummers get all the groupies, period) and sing stuff like James Blunt and The Eagles. Now you may not like them, but boy oh boy do the girls love them :D
Craterus
03-26-2006, 22:51
I don't know ANY girls that have heard of the Eagles, let alone like them.
It's a shame my area is infested with chavettes. The only "music" they listen to is 50 Cent and the other crap.
What can I say ;)
Just be yourself.
But best tip on girl is full wallet :P
Avicenna
03-27-2006, 09:23
Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )
If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...
Then all girls can be mine! MIIINE! MUHAHAHAHHA! :charge:
avatar like strike for the south and humour like his as well? are you twins?:juggle2:
Samurai Waki
03-27-2006, 09:26
How I met my Girlfriend:
She was drunk at a friends party...not really drunk, but drunk enough to where my friend knew she wasn't suitable to drive. She needed a ride home, I was in a good mood so I thought "what the hell...I'll take her home", so as I'm driving she begins talking to me, mostly just about random **** that I didn't really care about, but I answered each question. I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee or something to eat, so we did, and then after that we just kind of hung out for the rest of the evening. I never got a phone # or anything, and I didn't really ask for it, nor was I really seeking a relationship.
About two weeks pass, and I had just got off work, I'm driving home and I see a car accident (which are Common in California if you didn't know that), and shes standing outside her car cursing and swearing because someone had T-Boned her vehicle, I pull over, and see whats going on and if everything is okay because no police vehicles had shown up yet. So after the matter is taken care of, and her vehicle is towed away to be repaired I offer to drive her home...again. She was a bit shaken up, so I just drove her to my house instead because it was only 5 minutes away and her place was like an hour away. After she recovered I asked her if she would have any trouble getting to work in the mornings, because her home was on the same route I had to go to get to College in the morning, she accepted. So for about a month I did the same routine, picked her up in the mornings, drove to college, picked her up from work after college and went to work.
During these drives, if you've familiar with the interstates in California, it takes awhile to go from one place to another, so we get to know each other pretty well and then one evening I was driving home and she asked me "so how come you haven't asked me out yet?", I shrug and reply "I wasn't ready" then out of nowhere she decides it would be a good time to make-out... and well the rest is history. Needless to say, about a week ago she moved into my place and I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I liked my stuff... especially my posters of scantily clad women and neon bar signs...now it looks all normal. but at least its clean :laugh4:
So the lesson of my story is, is that sometimes the relationships that catch you at a complete surprise are the best ones, I wasn't even looking for anyone, and then suddenly she appeared in my life and it has never been better...in more ways than one~D
LeftEyeNine
03-27-2006, 13:03
Nice coincidence and a beautiful relationship there, Wazi, congrats and shall it be for long.
Yep that's true. If you're looking something more than "Wham Bam, Thank you ma'am!", give up looking for it. What they call "love" happens when you are not looking for it nor chasing it and while you are completely unprepared like Wazi. That's why love is exciting ~:)
Ianofsmeg16
03-27-2006, 16:08
I don't know ANY girls that have heard of the Eagles, let alone like them.
It's a shame my area is infested with chavettes. The only "music" they listen to is 50 Cent and the other crap.
Thank god I know girls that like good music, alot of them love pink floyd aswell....seriously, I'm in there, my band's version of Comfortably Numb kicks ***:2thumbsup:
I have seen two girls in their early twenties who are part of this indie rock group. One is a singer and the other is a bass guitarist. The singer could scream high and long. I saw them perform on front of a department store for free. They were part of a show that attracted customers to the store. Unfortunately, they appeared there only once, so I forgot the name of their group. I wonder why very few girls like them appear on the media. Or maybe it's because I don't watch enough MTV.
edit - I remember. They're called Biuret.
I don't know ANY girls that have heard of the Eagles, let alone like them.
It's a shame my area is infested with chavettes. The only "music" they listen to is 50 Cent and the other crap.
Yeah, girls that listened to proper music, like Rammstein, would`ve been something. ~;)
Axeknight
03-27-2006, 19:58
Thank god I know girls that like good music, alot of them love pink floyd aswell....seriously, I'm in there, my band's version of Comfortably Numb kicks ***:2thumbsup:
The only groupies Ian gets are the deaf dumb and blind ones. Cause Ian is to drumming what the Klan is to multiculturalism.
And he's a big carrot top.
Craterus
03-27-2006, 19:59
And he's a big carrot top
:laugh4: I know! :laugh4:
Axeknight
03-27-2006, 20:05
Seeing as I ruin every other aspect of his miserable existance I thought I'd just blow a hole in his rock 'n' roller man image as well.
I am a truly horrible person.
edyzmedieval
03-27-2006, 21:27
That's why love is exciting ~:)
Love is always exciting. ~D
Ianofsmeg16
03-27-2006, 22:34
The only groupies Ian gets are the deaf dumb and blind ones. Cause Ian is to drumming what the Klan is to multiculturalism.
And he's a big carrot top.
And what groupies do you get, and you are in no position to talk about the condition of ones hair, so please for god sake keep your insults to yourself and out af a forum that i find to be usually friendly
The only groupies Ian gets are the deaf dumb and blind ones. Cause Ian is to drumming what the Klan is to multiculturalism.
And he's a big carrot top.
Back off! He's a good guy, who cares whether he hangs out with the coolest people or not. I'm one of the most liked guys at my school, but I hang out with the people who are left out, because I hate people who exclude others.
Get a backbone, and meet him a back alley or something :laugh4:
-ZainDustin
Big King Sanctaphrax
03-28-2006, 00:16
Do you guys know each other? I assumed Axeknight's post to be in jest, but if it wasn't, you guys should calm down somewhat.
Gah, Axe smells terrible. It makes a better flamethrower than a deodorant.
Do you guys know each other? I assumed Axeknight's post to be in jest, but if it wasn't, you guys should calm down somewhat.
I agree, I was just making a point. People who make fun of others ought to be kicked in the face. :karate:
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https://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/browneyedbeauty16/sports/thththface-kick.gif
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-ZainDustin
Axeknight
03-28-2006, 20:10
Do you guys know each other? I assumed Axeknight's post to be in jest, but if it wasn't, you guys should calm down somewhat.
Yes, I gave Ian the link to here. And apologies for my somewhat twisted sense of humour.
But jeez - calm down and check your sarcasm filters guys.
Major Robert Dump
03-29-2006, 07:20
Money.
Have a cute, longtime friend I've known since middle school, she's 27 now. she's hip, she's funny, shes motivated and by large has her act together. Over coffee a few weeks ago she mentioned that a former acquantance who came
back into her life -- one who she was not and still isn't attracted to -- had been taking her out on dates.
He professed his longtime love to her and asked her out. They went out a few times out of pityand he produced a huge engagment ring and asked her to marry. Over coffee three days ago
she told me she said yes, despite the fact that hes a fat, bald slob, a total square, he listens to country music and his favorite singer is Phil Collins, he washes his car three times a week and has had someone do his laundry for him his entire life, he wears bikini briefs (hes fat remember) and he talks constantly about how great his home entertainment system is, which is a good thing because he never goes out. The last concert he went to was Neil feeking Diamond and no where in his entire house is a book. These are all things she had told me about him before.
When I laughed and reminded her about all the things she thought made him pitiful, she said "yeah but being rich fixes a lot of things."
It's not my place to judge her, in fact, based on what shes doing and how she feels about the guy I could very well be boinking her 5 years down the road since she has now shown me she is a shallow skank, and any chic who marries someone as a career choice will likely not be above going outside the marriage for a little action when things are dull, and believe me things will be dull a lot
In fact, I'm sure we all know plenty of men and women in relationships who have this arrangement, although in most cases the woman would never admit it to the man, but even if she did the man may very well not care if he already viewed her
as a trophy, like his home entertainment system.
LeftEyeNine
03-29-2006, 10:00
Money.
Have a cute, longtime friend I've known since middle school, she's 27 now. she's hip, she's funny, shes motivated and by large has her act together. Over coffee a few weeks ago she mentioned that a former acquantance who came
back into her life -- one who she was not and still isn't attracted to -- had been taking her out on dates.
He professed his longtime love to her and asked her out. They went out a few times out of pityand he produced a huge engagment ring and asked her to marry. Over coffee three days ago
she told me she said yes, despite the fact that hes a fat, bald slob, a total square, he listens to country music and his favorite singer is Phil Collins, he washes his car three times a week and has had someone do his laundry for him his entire life, he wears bikini briefs (hes fat remember) and he talks constantly about how great his home entertainment system is, which is a good thing because he never goes out. The last concert he went to was Neil feeking Diamond and no where in his entire house is a book. These are all things she had told me about him before.
When I laughed and reminded her about all the things she thought made him pitiful, she said "yeah but being rich fixes a lot of things."
It's not my place to judge her, in fact, based on what shes doing and how she feels about the guy I could very well be boinking her 5 years down the road since she has now shown me she is a shallow skank, and any chic who marries someone as a career choice will likely not be above going outside the marriage for a little action when things are dull, and believe me things will be dull a lot
In fact, I'm sure we all know plenty of men and women in relationships who have this arrangement, although in most cases the woman would never admit it to the man, but even if she did the man may very well not care if he already viewed her
as a trophy, like his home entertainment system.
May I spammiate this post of yours ? :bow:
Byzantine Prince
03-29-2006, 12:59
Money, power, talent, and intelligence are obvious aphrodisiacs. However even things like talent, and personality are pretty shallow in my opinion. Two people should be attracted to eacho ther physically as well, or else what is the freaken point, it will most likely not last, as MRD pointed out. It's best to win them on all fronts, attack attack attack! :scastle:
Vladimir
03-29-2006, 14:55
Money, power, talent, and intelligence are obvious aphrodisiacs. However even things like talent, and personality are pretty shallow in my opinion. Two people should be attracted to eacho ther physically as well, or else what is the freaken point, it will most likely not last, as MRD pointed out. It's best to win them on all fronts, attack attack attack! :scastle:
The part I bolded was also the French army strategy in WW I.
English assassin
03-29-2006, 15:31
Has anyone suggested using a girltrap?
What you need is a large wooden box (something like a tea chest, only biogger, unless you only want to attract dwarves). Put it open side down, but tilt it up and support one edge with a small stick.
Under the opening, place a copy of Heat, (or Cosmo if you prefer "classy" women), a chocolate bar and some Jimmy Choos. (Tip: make sure the magazine is open BUT NOT at the horoscope page) Tie the bait to the stick in such a way that if the shoes are taken or the magazine pages turned (eg to find the horoscope) the stick is pulled away, and the box falls, trapping the girl inside.
happy to be of help
LeftEyeNine
03-29-2006, 15:35
Has anyone suggested using a girltrap?
What you need is a large wooden box (something like a tea chest, only biogger, unless you only want to attract dwarves). Put it open side down, but tilt it up and support one edge with a small stick.
Under the opening, place a copy of Heat, (or Cosmo if you prefer "classy" women), a chocolate bar and some Jimmy Choos. (Tip: make sure the magazine is open BUT NOT at the horoscope page) Tie the bait to the stick in such a way that if the shoes are taken or the magazine pages turned (eg to find the horoscope) the stick is pulled away, and the box falls, trapping the girl inside.
happy to be of help
Trapping metrosexuals wouldn't feel fine..
Banquo's Ghost
03-29-2006, 19:36
Has anyone suggested using a girltrap?
What you need is a large wooden box (something like a tea chest, only biogger, unless you only want to attract dwarves). Put it open side down, but tilt it up and support one edge with a small stick.
I heard you can catch birds very effectively by putting gum on a twig so they stick when they perch.
What? Er...you mean not the right kind of birds....confused.... er..~:confused:
:bounce:
Alexanderofmacedon
03-31-2006, 05:01
First you should be really, really nice and get them to really like you...
...then make them do all your homework
It's a win, win situation...
Strike For The South
03-31-2006, 05:11
wait...We get girlfriends just so they can do our Homework?...! The lies!
Samurai Waki
03-31-2006, 05:29
Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:
Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...
After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!
Craterus
04-01-2006, 00:25
Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:
Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...
After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!
How's your success rate with this?
Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...
Would a red painted Volkswagen do the trick?
edyzmedieval
04-01-2006, 17:50
Would a red painted Volkswagen do the trick?
:laugh4:
How's your success rate with this?
101% ~D
Guaranteed lifetime warranty. ~D
Azi Tohak
04-02-2006, 16:40
I have no tips on how to attract girls that are different from some of the more useful stuff in here. Every relationship I have ever had has snuck up on me, and every relationship I have tried to work towards has never gone anywhere. For example, I have a zero for too-darned-many record of asking girls on dates. But the good news is, I still have that perfect record.
Azi
edyzmedieval
06-03-2008, 13:16
Ok, thread necromancy again. My time to vent.
I like a really nice girl in the school. She's been single the entire year, and although she is with the party group, she stands out because she is much more moderate(she rarely drinks, doesn't smoke) and she really is something special.
Now, the problem is, my roommate spilled the beans and now the entire school knows I like her. That blew everything I had in mind. For some unknown reason, I haven't been able to talk to her at all (unusually shy - something odd at Mr. Big Mouth).
Now, what should I have done?
This summer i'm taking off my glasses, which make me look like a stupid nerd, and I will seriously work out so I can be proud of my six pack when I swim. For sure I will go for her when I come back to school, so I'll suffer a bit for 2 months while I'm on vacation.
But what should I have done before? How detrimental is when someone spills the beans and she finds out about it? And how do I get to the point where she starts taking me seriously, because I'm afraid of overdoing it and I'll end up being the guy who's gonna console her when somebody else dumped her!
Thank you.
Marshal Murat
06-03-2008, 13:34
I rarely say this to a guy and I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but that was kinda cute.
I can empathize, as many other guys here will. When you're attracted to a girl, it's embarrassing when you have those feelings revealed, no contest there. I wish I knew why, but that's not the point. I think you should try to talk to her. She knows that you like her, so you have one thing to talk about, at least. Your first impression is your only impression, and she already has an impression of you, this really hasn't changed it. I think this is a perfect opportunity for you to go to her and give her the facts, straight. She'll appreciate the honesty, and you can get to know her better.
P.S. Don't count on getting a 6-pack that quick, but good luck.
Alright, get some really REALLY bright lights, blind her, then when she comes too stand next to her and feed her chocolate with a money centre. Then she shall be all yours!
On a more serious tone, I would talk to her sooner rather than later. I've had situations before where I've put off asking a girl out because I'm either too lazy or too shy and then it's become too late and she'd moved on. On the other issue two months should be a decent time to get some basic muscle growth. Get some whey powder and do a good routine of sit-up and crunch exercises, etc.
My issue is usually going for a girl who turns out to have a boyfriend. Woops.
Wow, loads of tips. I've not read it thoroughly, but I don't think anyone's mentioned poetry..........does no one here think that writing poems or quoting Byron time to time will help?
quoting Byron time
If you've got the hots for relative sure. :laugh4:
Poetry is alright, I've used it a couple times. Some girls reckon your a know-it-all or a typical nice guy and ignore you. Others find it intriguing.
LittleGrizzly
06-03-2008, 15:52
I have heard the whole act unintrested line 1000s of times, maybe someone could just explain how you pull off this whole unintrested thing and make it successful. Let me clarify, Grizzy has partially gone past caring so im sure i walk around with a permanent air of distintrest, i have never asked a girl out, initiated a conversation or physical contact with a girl (bar simple requests like borrow pencil, where do i find the magazines) it even got to the point where one girl who im friends with decided i was gay.
So with my permanent air of disinterest they should be queing around the corner *stares with disdian at empty street corner*
Ok, thread necromancy again. My time to vent.
I like a really nice girl in the school. She's been single the entire year, and although she is with the party group, she stands out because she is much more moderate(she rarely drinks, doesn't smoke) and she really is something special.
Now, the problem is, my roommate spilled the beans and now the entire school knows I like her. That blew everything I had in mind. For some unknown reason, I haven't been able to talk to her at all (unusually shy - something odd at Mr. Big Mouth).
Now, what should I have done?
This summer i'm taking off my glasses, which make me look like a stupid nerd, and I will seriously work out so I can be proud of my six pack when I swim. For sure I will go for her when I come back to school, so I'll suffer a bit for 2 months while I'm on vacation.
But what should I have done before? How detrimental is when someone spills the beans and she finds out about it? And how do I get to the point where she starts taking me seriously, because I'm afraid of overdoing it and I'll end up being the guy who's gonna console her when somebody else dumped her!
Thank you.
I want an edyzmedieval for my birthday. Maybe he unintentionally did you a favor. Wouldn't be too agressive if she already knows you like her, sounds like a baby-steps case watch for signals. If you have to make a move buy a new pear of shoes and convince yourselve it makes all the difference in the world wearing them.
Spartan198
06-03-2008, 16:07
Women...
Can't live with'em, can't drive'em off a cliff like Persian infantry...
Man... Summertime is the perfect time to have a girlfriend.
Go for it!!!
Girls like attention and she now knows you like her. If you ever had a chance with her, now is the time to act.
If there were some magic that could transport me back to my late teens, I would not hesitate a second. I would act on more of the opertunities I had. Not that I never acted on any. The confidence and knowledge of someone in the 30ties would have been priceless in the body of a 18 year old. :yes:
Shaka_Khan
06-03-2008, 17:02
Do any of you have a decent girlfriend? It would give us great confidence to know that a fellow Total War gamer could be loved by a girl.
Man... Summertime is the perfect time to have a girlfriend.
Go for it!!!
Girls like attention and she now knows you like her. If you ever had a chance with her, now is the time to act.
If there were some magic that could transport me back to my late teens, I would not hesitate a second. I would act on more of the opertunities I had. Not that I never acted on any. The confidence and knowledge of someone in the 30ties would have been priceless in the body of a 18 year old. :yes:
I'm only 15 and look back on my chances with girls when I was around 13 with great regret, if I had gone for it then I would have had so much more experience...
Can't wait until uni when I'll get a fresh slate :beam:
woad&fangs
06-03-2008, 18:43
Edyz, ask her out now. The worst that could happen is that she says no. If she says no then it will be over and everyone will have 2 months to forget what a complete loser you are.:clown:
I'm only 15 and look back on my chances with girls when I was around 13 with great regret, if I had gone for it then I would have had so much more experience...
Can't wait until uni when I'll get a fresh slate :beam:
When I was 15 I was playing with lego and starwars dolls you'll be fine :beam:
:laugh4:
and yeah Edyz, staying quiet is the worst thing you can do, she might even be offended if she knows you like her but you're ignoring her. Listen to W&Fs.
You can also dress as some person she likes so you can attract her (any coincidence with that Einstein movie is purely induced by the poster).
Double post for some laggish problem. My appologies.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
06-04-2008, 02:46
Do any of you have a decent girlfriend? It would give us great confidence to know that a fellow Total War gamer could be loved by a girl.
Well, there are a lot of married people here...
Anyways, yes, I do have a girlfriend. Almost two years. ~:)
pevergreen
06-04-2008, 02:59
Sarathos has quite a nice one.
I used to be able to say I did. Now im not sure if i should take her back or not...there are others. :laugh4: Im screwing myself over.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
06-04-2008, 03:13
My issue is usually going for a girl who turns out to have a boyfriend. Woops.
I feel your pain brother... (not just once either... Gah!)
If your interested in my saga:
Well...
In particular, I have a really good friend who happens to be a girl, more because she has a boyfriend and I found out before it was too late (no thanks to her, her mother told me). However she spends a fair amount of the time, not really complaining about her boyfriend, but criticising him. Now I pride myself on being as fair as possible, but eventually it comes down to the fact that I genuinely think she deserves better. Seen as I have less than zero confidence, (and this guy is twice the size of me, I'd kill him at any competitive sport, but he's big), I haven't said anything, yet.
Now just to complicate things she's going to Europe for at least a few months, maybe longer if things work out for her. Excellent, and good for her. Her boyfriend is going with her for a few weeks and then coming back here to 'await developments'.
So pretty much I don't know whether to tell her what I think.
And apologies for being off-topic. :bow:
If not to the point at hand. Talk to her ASAP. It's all well and good saying that your taking your glasses off and working out and you're going to look like Adonis in a few months... not going to happen. If she doesn't like you for who you are then it's not going to last.
Things are going well over in my neck of the woods...just check a few pages back in the family photos thread...:medievalcheers:
But yea edzy, just ask her out and if ya get shot down. Work out alllll summer and get some muscles then tell, "look at what your missing out on," should work...at least only in theory but go for it before summer hits.
I did my head in to day, mind boggling circumstances. I went out with a friend today. He bumped into a guy he knows. Pudgy, actually obviously overweight, stupid and arrogant. And guess what, he has this absolute stunner with him. How! :dizzy2:
(Turns out he's got rich parents. :laugh4:)
edyzmedieval
06-05-2008, 20:37
He?! :inquisitive:
Hey, its about tips on how to attract a GIRL. :tongue:
Craterus
06-05-2008, 21:57
Rythmic is saying that the arrogant fat kid had a beautiful girlfriend. How this came to be is quite puzzling.
Rythmic is saying that the arrogant fat kid had a beautiful girlfriend. How this came to be is quite puzzling.
:yes:
And guess what, he has this absolute stunner with him.
Bolded the important part.
I'm just not good talking to people. Plus it takes me a while to become comfortible enough to talk with people. Plus, I get really nervous.
seireikhaan
06-06-2008, 08:55
I'm just not good talking to people. Plus it takes me a while to become comfortible enough to talk with people.
Ditto.
Samurai Waki
06-06-2008, 10:15
What you need to do is slick back your hair, wear a real nice suit, have a gin and tonic in one hand and smoke a pipe. Then when she enters the room, act nonchalant like she doesn't exist until she comes within conversation distance. You look her up and down, and let her know you're checking her out, looking for any possible flaws. Stand up, and move to her really elegantly, and whisper into her ear "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
If there were some magic that could transport me back to my late teens, I would not hesitate a second. I would act on more of the opertunities I had. Not that I never acted on any. The confidence and knowledge of someone in the 30ties would have been priceless in the body of a 18 year old. :yes:
So true :yes:
Go for it edyz, really. Don't believe the "act cool and disinterested" crap. Smile at her, be friendly, if you have the opportunity, behave like a gentleman (open the door for her, help her carrying something). Try to make some jokes about the gossiping going on about the two of you. Let her know by your behaviour and witty remarks that going out with you will at least be fun. And once you get her smiling or laughing, ask her out.
What you need to do is slick back your hair, wear a real nice suit, have a gin and tonic in one hand and smoke a pipe. Then when she enters the room, act nonchalant like she doesn't exist until she comes within conversation distance. You look her up and down, and let her know you're checking her out, looking for any possible flaws. Stand up, and move to her really elegantly, and whisper into her ear "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Ehm, the events are taking place in a school, not in a striptease bar :laugh4:
Samurai Waki
06-06-2008, 10:45
Ehm, the events are taking place in a school, not in a striptease bar :laugh4:
The only difference I remember in the American Highschool System and a Strip Club was that at Highschool you didn't have to pay. :smartass2:
Stand up, and move to her really elegantly, and whisper into her ear "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
I thought that line went more like: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Samurai Waki
06-06-2008, 10:51
I thought that line went more like: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Well you have to personalize your pick up lines, or else everyone is going to know its a pick up line.
EDIT: Of Course You could substitute it with "Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"
Well you have to personalize your pick up lines, or else everyone is going to know its a pick up line.
EDIT: Of Course You could substitute it with "Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"
:laugh4: ... And nobody realizes that yours is a pickup line.. and a rather bad one.
The girls I know would throw their drink in your face.
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"
:laugh4:
I'm gonna try that one. Brace my self for a sore cheek.
'You smell we really need to take a shower'
Centurio Nixalsverdrus
06-06-2008, 21:19
I lost my telephone number, can I have yours?
Can't imagine a single girl that could withstand the charm of this.
Steal their stuff.
That's how I got this chick's e-mail address.
For me if I liked a girl and me and her were in the same class or whatever, I'd just ask her for her number just in cased I missed anything and I needed to contact somebody. Worked all the time...and I'd "happen" to forget what was for homework or on the test just to start talking to her...that's how I got to talking to mine before we started dating.
edyzmedieval
07-04-2008, 21:27
How do you deal with a rejection?
I'm going on her this September, when everyone is coming back to school, and everyone's like telling me "It's really hard man, im serious!". But they gave me some food for thought. How do you deal with it when she says No, and you only like her and only her?
How do you deal with a rejection?
You reply with, "Ok, no worries." and have a big smile on your face. Then you go looking for the next girl.
edyzmedieval
07-05-2008, 12:05
But how do you deal with the "I'm still not over her"?
hi i got a question. im 15 and i do a lot of swimming. and often i turn around and see a girl looking or the other way around at me and then its real awkward and i end up looking away and pretend im looking at somethin else. what should i do in this situation. and another problem i have is when im walking in to the swimming pool area thingo there is often a group of girls sitttin down. and when i walk past them i pretend sorta i dont see them and look away. once again what should i do in this situation.
Craterus
07-05-2008, 13:51
Situation 1: Wink.
Situation 2: Say something witty.
Confidence is key.
King Henry V
07-05-2008, 14:26
hi i got a question. im 15 and i do a lot of swimming. and often i turn around and see a girl looking or the other way around at me and then its real awkward and i end up looking away and pretend im looking at somethin else. what should i do in this situation. and another problem i have is when im walking in to the swimming pool area thingo there is often a group of girls sitttin down. and when i walk past them i pretend sorta i dont see them and look away. once again what should i do in this situation.
Turn your head towards them as you stroll past, don your best rogueish smile and say in your suavest voice "Hellooo, ladies". Watch some film clips of Terry Thomas, he's a good guide to follow.
But how do you deal with the "I'm still not over her"?
Well. If you've known her for some time then you just have to get out and do stuff, anything to lift your spirit, get your mind off of her, and most importantly find those other fish that dwell in the sea. If it's someone you didn't know that well you shouldn't get too depressed.
I get annoyed when I notice a pretty girl at the most inconvenient time. The worst being aeroplanes or public transport, since there's no chance nor point in following that up. :no:
The Stranger
07-05-2008, 18:37
pretend to listen... or brag about your RTW skills
best though is to join Craterus' and The Stranger's Advanced Dating Class for Noobies... Only mentioning knowing us, will atleast result in a blowjob...
edyzmedieval
07-05-2008, 19:28
Maybe a blown job rather than a blowjob... :tongue:
Well. If you've known her for some time then you just have to get out and do stuff, anything to lift your spirit, get your mind off of her, and most importantly find those other fish that dwell in the sea. If it's someone you didn't know that well you shouldn't get too depressed.
She's a classmate of mine, and she looks good, she's very fit and most importantly she's just so nice, everyone loves her. She's the only girl in our class who got into the Student Committee, and anything you might say about it, it proves that even the ****** in the class love her, and that definitely is something.
I'm really into her, and i'm going to be pretty dissapointed if she's going to say no. ~:(
Centurio Nixalsverdrus
07-05-2008, 21:27
She's a classmate of mine, and she looks good, she's very fit and most importantly she's just so nice, everyone loves her. She's the only girl in our class who got into the Student Committee, and anything you might say about it, it proves that even the ****** in the class love her, and that definitely is something.
The girls that eveyone loves mostly know that, what makes them somewhat difficult. Better pretend that you are not interested in her any more. :stupido2:
No, no, don't listen to my advice. I'm single.
RoadKill
07-05-2008, 21:37
Plastic surgury.
Or be a doctor.
And grow and afro, chicks dig afros. :clown:
InsaneApache
07-05-2008, 22:04
Clean your teeth and have a damn good wash. Sorted.
The Stranger
07-06-2008, 19:34
Maybe a blown job rather than a blowjob... :tongue:
She's a classmate of mine, and she looks good, she's very fit and most importantly she's just so nice, everyone loves her. She's the only girl in our class who got into the Student Committee, and anything you might say about it, it proves that even the ****** in the class love her, and that definitely is something.
I'm really into her, and i'm going to be pretty dissapointed if she's going to say no. ~:(
no dude, seriously... come to holland a I'll hook u up with the finest romanian chicks around here ;) we can get you whatever you want, just as long you don't mind to share ofcourse...
Strike For The South
01-25-2009, 08:02
I love this thread~:cheers: Of course being the absolute stud that I am. All I have to do his give them one good hard look in the eyes and they are mine~:cheers:
It was true when I was 15 and its true now!
This thread is full of win.
Lemur and Hosa please dont lock this. I necromanced for a good reason as there are up and coming youngersters who need advice and this is the perfect pulpit.
You dont often find perfect pulpits.
pevergreen
01-25-2009, 12:47
Indeed Strike. I may have to take a little side trip to Texas and get some personal training. Heh heh heh...wait. thats bad.
awwwrrr.
"That t-shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better stuffed in the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through the window of my office building. Let's do it and never look back!"
-xkcd
edyzmedieval
01-25-2009, 16:51
Guess who's the PimpMaster of this thread? ~;)
Me! :grin:
Shouldn't we sticky this?
I actually need movire specific advice, on how to attract an older girl. I mean I'm doing my grad final at a college, while she just finshed her post grad two years ago, and just started teacheing our class this year. So she's like some four years older. I like her a lot, A LOT! I can sit and listen to the worst intigration and differential formulae for hours when she's teaching.....I just don't know how go about talking about it to her..... :(
Furthemore, I'm kind of afriad that she might be offended and it might cause a lot of trouble for me in future.
Alexanderofmacedon
01-25-2009, 18:16
I actually need movire specific advice, on how to attract an older girl. I mean I'm doing my grad final at a college, while she just finshed her post grad two years ago, and just started teacheing our class this year. So she's like some four years older. I like her a lot, A LOT! I can sit and listen to the worst intigration and differential formulae for hours when she's teaching.....I just don't know how go about talking about it to her..... :(
Furthemore, I'm kind of afriad that she might be offended and it might cause a lot of trouble for me in future.
Student to teacher relationships are really hard. Your case is a bit easier that it's not a huge difference in age. The problem would be the Indian culture where I fear something like that...well...might be harder than in America.
I have absolutely NO idea what to do. Perhaps treat her like any other girl and just do the same thing. Forgot age or status..
LittleGrizzly
01-25-2009, 18:25
Im guessing you would be better waiting until she's no longer your teacher, even if there aren't rules against such a thing she may avoid it because it could cause a conflict of interest (A* for teacher's favourite ;) )
I actually need movire specific advice, on how to attract an older girl. I mean I'm doing my grad final at a college, while she just finshed her post grad two years ago, and just started teacheing our class this year. So she's like some four years older. I like her a lot, A LOT! I can sit and listen to the worst intigration and differential formulae for hours when she's teaching.....I just don't know how go about talking about it to her..... :(
Furthemore, I'm kind of afriad that she might be offended and it might cause a lot of trouble for me in future.
Don't.
Hmmmm, probably not visiting this forums would attract many :clown:
Emperor of Graal
01-25-2009, 21:04
Yes but we do so...Tough.
A girl I know once said 'I want someone with Money, a six pack,a lovely house,and a nice car....
Oh and massive arms' I replied you'd be daammn lucky to get someone like that
Fussy or what
Hmmmm, probably not visiting this forums would attract many :clown:
You should be appointed chief playa. :laugh4:
*leaves* :creep:
a completely inoffensive name
01-27-2009, 04:58
Hmmmm, probably not visiting this forums would attract many :clown:
Truth.
LittleGrizzly
01-27-2009, 14:47
So i should approach a girl with... 'you know, i haven't been on the .org forums in the longest time...'
So i should approach a girl with... 'you know, i haven't been on the .org forums in the longest time...'
:laugh4: don't take it literally
LittleGrizzly
01-27-2009, 23:15
So maybe i should slip it in casually into the conversation...
Grizz: so... hows the coffee...
Girl: *weired stare*
Grizz: umm... so those forum things eh... what the hell are they all about...
Girl: *weired stare*
Grizz: so... we going to have sex yet...
Girl: *grabbing pepper spray*
Grizz: ohh... is that the time... gotta dash we'll do it another time...
Think im definetly ready for a road test ~;)
Strike For The South
01-27-2009, 23:49
I show all the ladies my account. Makes me look cool
LittleGrizzly
01-27-2009, 23:57
Theres bound to be some woman i could impress with the size of my postcount...
a completely inoffensive name
01-28-2009, 00:22
I know for a fact that the only thing stopping most of us from getting a girl is not having senior membership in an online forum.
it's so differcult to know if forumers are being sarcastic or serious, theres so much contrast
Rhyfelwyr
01-28-2009, 20:33
Plus if you have any HoF awards you can show them what a celebrity you are. I've been nominated for two categories so far... :beam:
LittleGrizzly
01-28-2009, 20:40
Any arcade high scores also add that extra X factor!
[Thanks but no thanks, Lemur]
I love the fact that this forum has been revived.
However did this i'm gratefull:bow:
I still remember when Lazul posted this:
or play it safe, tell her: "Wonna come home ot my place and have sex and eat popcorn?"
Then she says: "no"
And you look all offended: "What!? you dont like popcorn?"
then she will probably slap you haha
I found it absolutely brilliant and tried it thousands of times.
Just take the first girl you see and pop the question.
It's a nice icebreaker and if she gets offended you know she isn't the one for you anyway.
I've got really great responses and believe it or not one time it actually did the trick.(I hereby should thank our good friend Mr Alcohol ~:cheers:(making ugly people have sex since 1862).
Well the point is.
I’ve had some good times with this line,good times :2thumbsup:
LittleGrizzly
01-31-2009, 14:34
If i pluck up the courage im going to have to try that line out... just got to get the smirk just right...
back on the topic of forums getting you laid i hear moderators get teh hawtest chicks!
GeneralHankerchief
02-03-2009, 02:35
That's because they've got great wingmen in their AMs. :smoking:
The final word in seduction. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1kRlLVc77Q)
a completely inoffensive name
02-04-2009, 01:05
Great job Lemur, you have just scarred me from ever entering dark public restaurants again.
edyzmedieval
04-30-2010, 23:00
Uh baby, Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your Bed Rock!
Grit your teeth. Show them that you are not intimidated, even if you are.
Hi, isn't your name [insert name]? 'no' Nobody's perfect, want a drink?
well, if you're not a wiseacre who looks like sth out of the Mexican American war, has a big nose, the desposition of an angry Kurd, and obviously suffering from some mental illness or another, I think you can find the right lady. :clown:
everything else here is just detail.
me on the other hand...not so lucky :clown:
Strike For The South
05-01-2010, 18:14
I love this thread~:cheers: Of course being the absolute stud that I am. All I have to do his give them one good hard look in the eyes and they are mine~:cheers:
~:)
Keep your distance, don't be "over-keen", girls don't like that stuff, especially as people who are 'keen' get really creepy stalker-wise. My view on this is basically keep your distance, as in allowing the girl to make most of the 'first steps' in text messaging and other things, as they love the replies, also, when you text/phone/invite out of the blue, it is "special".
Keep your distance, don't be "over-keen", girls don't like that stuff, especially as people who are 'keen' get really creepy stalker-wise. My view on this is basically keep your distance, as in allowing the girl to make most of the 'first steps' in text messaging and other things, as they love the replies, also, when you text/phone/invite out of the blue, it is "special".
Sometimes there is more thrill in the man doing the chasing.
~:)
Nothing to laugh about they are evolving, they are getting smarter they have started giving eachother advice. If we natural studs don't organize they will win because of sheer numbers (and doing smart things with numbers they can teleport us)
a completely inoffensive name
05-02-2010, 07:34
Uh baby, Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your Bed Rock!
Shut the **** up. Every ten minutes I hear that **** song on the radio. It's terrible.
Prussian to the Iron
05-02-2010, 16:12
Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )
If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...
so THATS why i cant get any girls; i dont talk enough about my heroic victories in Rome and M2! :facepalm: how could i not have though of that. thanks rasoforos!
If you find a girl who enjoys TW as much as you do, you could also exhange tactic and AARs. In essence, improving your techniques together.
edit: Don't mention you abuse console cheats if you do (and if she doesn't), you don't want to look like she's a better player than you...do you?
you don't want to look like she's a better player than you...do you?
There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition though! :P
pevergreen
05-02-2010, 18:28
Simply enlighten the poor female on the wonderous life she is missing out on. She can easily rectify this by joining you in volunteering at the Camel stables, I've got plenty of work to do, and I don't mind if you take the afternoon off to roll in the hay, if you know what I mean.
After a week of this, she will realise how wonderful camels are and she will not need anything ever again.
edyzmedieval
05-02-2010, 21:23
Or she can realise how wonderful humps are... ~;)
What's wrong with Bed Rock?
Strike For The South
05-02-2010, 21:36
Or she can realise how wonderful humps are... ~;)
What's wrong with Bed Rock?
Nothing my little Eastern European prince.
American culture produces nothing but the best for our friends beyond Germany
Competition is fine, I'm not sure you understood, but when one's proficiency comes at the expense of anothers lack there of, the furthuring of a healthy relationship cannot be had.
edit: :P
Sometimes there is more thrill in the man doing the chasing.
The men are always doing the chasing. It is funny you imply otherwise as I seen them chasing you and you just go "la la la la" twisting them around your finger.
I reminds me of that guy who was after you and these other girls, and he kept inviting you over for "Rockband"/"Lips"/etc and comments to me "You wondered why I have those games? It brings the girls to the yard". Chased all those girls, and he got none of them. :sad:
(edit: He was just after one of them though for you forumers.)
So in short, attract the girls sure, but don't pamper them, or you are the girls "friend" and they just use you.
So in short, attract the girls sure, but don't pamper them, or you are the girls "friend" and they just use you.
Cookie for Beskie.
pevergreen
05-03-2010, 12:41
So in short, attract the girls sure, but don't pamper them, or you are the girls "friend" and they just use you.
Hey, nothing wrong with being their friend. I have a great friendship with this girl.
However:
so to my mind, you're gay
Unfortunate side effect...
The men are always doing the chasing. It is funny you imply otherwise as I seen them chasing you and you just go "la la la la" twisting them around your finger.
Some girls can be very agressive, not a one night stand type, but it's always me being aproached if it happens. Not really the same thing I know, but my sis for example campaigned for months for that sloth of a husband of hers
The men are always doing the chasing. It is funny you imply otherwise as I seen them chasing you and you just go "la la la la" twisting them around your finger.
Hey, you made it personal, no fair! I may have done that in the past, but that was years ago! :P
Men are supposed to do the chasing anyway; when ladies do it, we look clingy (and who likes that?) and it just encourages that "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" mentality that, at least from this lady's perspective, is bloody annoying! I'm not saying that guys have to be all traditional courting, no sexy time until third dates or whatever else, just that it shouldn't be left to the woman to do the work to make things happen.
I reminds me of that guy who was after you and these other girls, and he kept inviting you over for "Rockband"/"Lips"/etc and comments to me "You wondered why I have those games? It brings the girls to the yard". Chased all those girls, and he got none of them. :sad:
I have heard strong rumours to the contrary about that young gentleman, but for the most part you're right; Rock Band is awesome and should be the ticket to all women's hearts, in my opinion:
Boy: "Hun, I've booked us a table at that romantic restaurant you like..."
Girl: "Forget that, let's beat Enter Sandman on Expert!"
Awesome. <3
So in short, attract the girls sure, but don't pamper them, or you are the girls "friend" and they just use you.
This annoys me just as much as it does you.
Yoyoma1910
05-04-2010, 03:53
In love, as in all things in life, it pays to be reasonably aloof.
Men are supposed to do the chasing anyway; when ladies do it, we look clingy (and who likes that?) and it just encourages that "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" mentality that, at least from this lady's perspective, is bloody annoying! I'm not saying that guys have to be all traditional courting, no sexy time until third dates or whatever else, just that it shouldn't be left to the woman to do the work to make things happen.
I didn't mean that. I am not saying for you to sit around, in a short, men need to adopt the "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen", because more and more often this isn't the case. What happens is, the girl just goes "oh, it's another text message. :rolleyes:".
While this isn't my own wording, I remember some one saying: "If the main difference between a really good friendship and a really good relationship is that you have sex in a relationship, you need to give a reason for there sex to occur." by this, if you pamper the girl constantly, what reason in the theory, would she need to have sex with you for? She is going to get this pampering anyway, might as well go with some one else. However, if they only get this pampering while they are in a relationship with you, then there is a reason for them to have sex with you. While this statement will give me -10 points with every female on the forum, but there is some truth to it. If you pamper the female you are interested in, and they don't return anything, it is a seriously case of the "friend-zone", I would recommend stop pampering them, and begin actually hitting on other females. This will make the female you was interested in, miss the love and support, and they begin to feel jealous and then they 'realise' they love you, and thus might initiate steps. Obviously, don't fly into their arms so they go "oh, nevermind, we are just friends". So even if you are a nice-guy, don't be 'over-friendly'.
This sort of falls short when it comes to those American-esque you been friends since 5 and now 20 romance movies. But because in the real-life is none existant, we will dismiss that.
I have heard strong rumours to the contrary about that young gentleman, but for the most part you're right; Rock Band is awesome and should be the ticket to all women's hearts, in my opinion:
Indeed, great idea by him, he didn't do the execution to woe you into his heart, otherwise you would be dating that "young gentleman". :tongue:
This annoys me just as much as it does you.
I could go about saying about males in dating advice for women, but the contrasts are really amusing. Such as "Well ladies, there is one thing a guy sees in you, and that is for a romantic relationship that is greatly inspired around concept of Sex". but alas...
Some girls can be very agressive, not a one night stand type, but it's always me being aproached if it happens. Not really the same thing I know, but my sis for example campaigned for months for that sloth of a husband of hers
Yeah, if you are getting approached, you will not be asking for dating/girl advice on a web-forum. :tongue:
Yeah, if you are getting approached, you will not be asking for dating/girl advice on a web-forum. :tongue:
It does when it is the 50+ hotel-owner storming in in the middle of the night to vaccuum-clean the floor, no kidding. And no.
So we can conclude, Beskar, that sometimes it's easier to go to the ones who want money instead of attention in return for the sex?
So we can conclude, Beskar, that sometimes it's easier to go to the ones who want money instead of attention in return for the sex?
Hahaha.
Well, for the money one, you need money.
This is all on the "short-term" anyway. Females simply are not attracted the sex-less pampering "nice-guy" routine, because the vast majority of them cannot tell if that means they like you more than just a friend or not as well. This is why females sometimes go for the whole ":daisy:" routine some guys do.
The only time, they usually go for some one during the "nice-guy" act, is because they want to go straight for that long-term relationship. The vast majority of females (especially younger ones) don't look for that. They look in the short-term.
I put it this way, which do you think is more attractive? A teddy-bear or bar of chocolate? The teddybear might be cute and cuddley, but you don't want "pleasure" from it. The chocolate is bad for you, but gives you "pleasure". In this sense "Girls just want to have fun". So imagine the girl sitting there, and here comes the "teddybear" 'er hi, I really like you, do you want to be more than friends?", the girl goes "aww, little teddy, how cute. I don't see you like that, we are friends.", then you go the bar of chocolate "hi there, I am naughty and I will give you pleasure" the girl goes "oooOoo I want take your wrapper off, Mr. Chocolate".
But the chocolate will melt away during the summer and the birds will eat it!
Another problem is that as soon as a chocolate bar with strawberry flavour comes along she will jump onto that. Well, unless you're just looking for a quickie of course, then that is not a problem but a solution.
But the chocolate will melt away during the summer and the birds will eat it!
No no, they have their chocolate, then just move onto another chocolate. That teddybear 'nice-guy' is still there, going 'hug me' while they ignore him, because he is in the friend-zone.
Another problem is that as soon as a chocolate bar with strawberry flavour comes along she will jump onto that. Well, unless you're just looking for a quickie of course, then that is not a problem but a solution.
Not really a problem, typically many see short-sightedly.
I put it this way, your average guy just wants sex, the average girl just wants a bit of fun. If you are not in this mantra, you face a situation where you are basically excluded, unless you find a single female some where who isn't one of those "bit of fun". Then because of these other guys who just want "sex" etc, they end up with one of those anyway and get disillusioned.
What happens usually is, the average guy and average girl magically at some point, realise they want something more then settle down. Problem is, the ones excluded obviously don't get that opportunity.
There are other reasons as well. Ever heard of the 10 point scale of attractiveness?
It goes along the lines that two people will go for eachother, as long as they are within 2 points of eachother. So lets say something is a "7" rating, they can reasonably go between a "9" max (not good looking enough for a 10) and a "5" min (below a 5 is too ugly for you), though they will most likely end up with some one at a similar rating.
This is also mixed in with another fact, women generally always go for higher, which means, men usually go for lower. Only times women usually go lower looks-wise is because a man has other factors such as money, etc which changes their own position on the scale due to these factors. So if you are Mr. Nice-guy and you are rated around a 5, lets say you are average. This means, unless you turn into chocolate, you will most likely end up with some one rated as a 3, if you stick to your usual routine.
As you can kind of guess, that cute girl next door? Absolutely no chance. The.. erm... "3 rating" girl down the road? If you can overlook her "3" rating, then thats your choice.
This 8 here will stick to his computer, thankyouverymuch. ~;)
Because yes, I usually do go for the long term.
For those interested, here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzwXtrHOJLs) is a video of me. :mellow:
I've heard the 'homlier' girls were better in terms of the ol' in-and-out and all that's associated if you know what I mean. Better to turn a good girl bad than a bad girl good too. Use your chocolate bar and teddy bears as ruses to maneuver around her 'ability at tact' rather than making a blunt statement as to what you intend to do with said gifts.
seireikhaan
05-05-2010, 05:34
So wait, when did Beskar ask Secura to play Rock Band?
:wink:
:creep:
So wait, when did Beskar ask Secura to play Rock Band?
Actually, it's me who asked Beskar to play it!
Beskar isn't a fan of those games for the most part, and since I returned home from university, I can only play them alone usually, which isn't as fun.
This 8 here will stick to his computer, thankyouverymuch. ~;)
~:flirt:
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I can only play them alone usually, which isn't as fun.
:yes:
A devious one that Beskar, Rock-Band is the best social game after strip-twister
Zradha Pahlavan
05-07-2010, 17:21
Some really basic tips:
1. Be attractive.
2. Be handsome.
3. Never be unattractive.
and
4. Bring severed plant genitals (also known as flowers) with you if you plan on visiting her home.
Some really basic tips:
1. Be attractive.
2. Be handsome.
3. Never be unattractive.
and
4. Bring severed plant genitals (also known as flowers) with you if you plan on visiting her home.
Hmm. It's more about being confident. Yes, trivial I know, but confidence goes a long way. In fact it is almost 95% confidence. A mate of mine is sleazy looking to be blunt, but he has a ridiculous amount to confidence and self-assurance. Confidence draws from being self-assured, not arrogant, but knowing who you are, etc.
On that note, wish me luck. And confidence. :grin:
Sorry for the double post but:
On that note, wish me luck. And confidence. :grin:
I win. :yes: Finally, the most infuriating and confusing woman I have ever met is mine.
You weren't confident enough to take and post pictures?
I win. :yes: Finally, the most infuriating and confusing woman I have ever met is mine.
Remember to let her out the basement once in a while.
Oh.... you didn't mean you possessed her in that way.
Oh.... you didn't mean you possessed her in that way.
:laugh4:
a completely inoffensive name
05-09-2010, 22:46
Reminder to the OP: All this information is only applicable on the dance floor. When on the dance floor, the way to attract a girl is to have a penis and have it in close proximity to her butt, then she magically will be all over you.
Prussian to the Iron
05-10-2010, 01:31
Reminder to the OP: All this information is only applicable on the dance floor. When on the dance floor, the way to attract a girl is to have a penis and have it in close proximity to her butt, then she magically will be all over you.
srsly? that seems too easy
a completely inoffensive name
05-10-2010, 01:44
srsly? that seems too easy
I just ran a 4 hour experiment with 400 test subjects divided into equals amounts of men and women. Throughout all 4 hours, even when exhausted, the vast majority of women just kept humping the men. Usually in sync with the music beats.
Prussian to the Iron
05-10-2010, 20:12
I just ran a 4 hour experiment with 400 test subjects divided into equals amounts of men and women. Throughout all 4 hours, even when exhausted, the vast majority of women just kept humping the men. Usually in sync with the music beats.
so....the most effective music for such a real-world test would be a judas priest or metallica song with a very fast beat?
No, for several reasons.
1. Girls, as a general rule, dislike that kind of music.
2. A strong beat is more important than a fast one; this is why dance music is popular.
3. The consequences of humping that fast would be embarrassing, to say the least.
3. The consequences of humping that fast would be embarrassing, to say the least.
Reminds me of this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY)
It would appear that being lewd and vulgar have their advantages. Who would have guessed?!
Meneldil
05-16-2010, 18:52
Reminds me of this song. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY)
:2thumbsup:
Those guys are awesome. Their last tune (I Threw It On The Ground) is so goddam funny.
I wish I could look like a douche as well as they do in this song :-(
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