The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

A lot of hate spews out of the mouth of those "Smarties" eating haters against candy corn. Comparisons to fruit cake and trash make any good, middle class American want to hurl. Therefore, I have started the Candy-Corn Representative Association Society (C-CRAP). Where we will campaign for the following:

1. Illegalization of critisms of Candy Corn and Candy Corn related products.
2. To make Candy Corn the official national currency.
3. To install Candy Corn factories to solve unemployment.
4. To install a supreme Candy Corn to the presidency.
5. Destroy the other candies.

Petition
1. Lord Winter
2. Spmelta

Remember,

Every dollar spent on something other than candy corn is a dollar gained by the Octosquid/Giant Spider alliance-Spmelta

*throws apples at SwedishFish





*which, by the way, are much tastier*

I for one welcome our new shapped suger overlords.

Every dollar spent on something other than candy corn is a dollar gained by the Octosquid/Giant Spider alliance! :furious3:

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Originally Posted by SwedishFish

1. Illegalization of critisms of Candy Corn and Candy Corn related products.
2. To make Candy Corn the official national currency.
3. To install Candy Corn factories to solve unemployment.
4. To install a supreme Candy Corn to the presidency.
5. Destroy the other candies.

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which country is this affecting?

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Originally Posted by Legosoldier

which country is this affecting?

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All of them, obviously. It's the only way to save the planet from the global threat of the Octosquid/Giant-spider alliance.

Also, as much as i love other candies, i couldn't stand the thought of those fiends actually conquering the world. You can add my name to your petition.

Candy corn is delicious, count me in.

We all know that octomoles are the real threat. Octosquids are the command, they don't do the dirty work.

WHAT THE HELL ARE OCTOSQUIDS?! :wall:

You people are freaks!

The store had packages of Brach's candy corn for sale in a 5 for $5 deal, so I'm enjoying 55 ounces of candy corn here. Count me in.

You people are freaks!

im going to second the good reverend there

I have never tried candy corn but with such measures enforced i would soon get the chance!

Add me to the petition!

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Originally Posted by Reverend Joe

WHAT THE HELL ARE OCTOSQUIDS?! :wall:

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We warn and we warn but still there are some who will not listen. It is likely the octosquids are manipulating their minds, with the aid of the recently discovered octomoles.

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr

We warn and we warn but still there are some who will not listen. It is likely the octosquids are manipulating their minds, with the aid of the recently discovered octomoles.

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Dude, unless the Octosquids can handle lethal levels of alcohol, I seriously doubt they are manipulating my brain.

And don't tell me you're ripping off Futurama. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE. it hasn't been funny for years, and it wasn't that damn funny to begin with.

I hate these damn internet fad words and references. Just let it go!

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Originally Posted by Reverend Joe

Dude, unless the Octosquids can handle lethal levels of alcohol, I seriously doubt they are manipulating my brain.

And don't tell me you're ripping off Futurama. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE. it hasn't been funny for years, and it wasn't that damn funny to begin with.

I hate these damn internet fad words and references. Just let it go!

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Why do you hate freedom?

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Originally Posted by spmetla

Why do you hate freedom?

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Because he's one of them...