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  1. 10-24-2008, 04:18 #1
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    Default The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    A lot of hate spews out of the mouth of those "Smarties" eating haters against candy corn. Comparisons to fruit cake and trash make any good, middle class American want to hurl. Therefore, I have started the Candy-Corn Representative Association Society (C-CRAP). Where we will campaign for the following:

    1. Illegalization of critisms of Candy Corn and Candy Corn related products.
    2. To make Candy Corn the official national currency.
    3. To install Candy Corn factories to solve unemployment.
    4. To install a supreme Candy Corn to the presidency.
    5. Destroy the other candies.

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    2. Spmelta

    Remember,

    Every dollar spent on something other than candy corn is a dollar gained by the Octosquid/Giant Spider alliance-Spmelta
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  2. 10-24-2008, 04:41 #2
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    *throws apples at SwedishFish





    *which, by the way, are much tastier*
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    I for one welcome our new shapped suger overlords.
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    Default AW: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    Every dollar spent on something other than candy corn is a dollar gained by the Octosquid/Giant Spider alliance!

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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwedishFish View Post
    1. Illegalization of critisms of Candy Corn and Candy Corn related products.
    2. To make Candy Corn the official national currency.
    3. To install Candy Corn factories to solve unemployment.
    4. To install a supreme Candy Corn to the presidency.
    5. Destroy the other candies.
    which country is this affecting?
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    Quote Originally Posted by Legosoldier View Post
    which country is this affecting?
    All of them, obviously. It's the only way to save the planet from the global threat of the Octosquid/Giant-spider alliance.

    Also, as much as i love other candies, i couldn't stand the thought of those fiends actually conquering the world. You can add my name to your petition.
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    Candy corn is delicious, count me in.
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    We all know that octomoles are the real threat. Octosquids are the command, they don't do the dirty work.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    WHAT THE HELL ARE OCTOSQUIDS?!

    You people are freaks!
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    The store had packages of Brach's candy corn for sale in a 5 for $5 deal, so I'm enjoying 55 ounces of candy corn here. Count me in.
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    You people are freaks!

    im going to second the good reverend there

    I have never tried candy corn but with such measures enforced i would soon get the chance!

    Add me to the petition!
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    Default Re: The Candy Corn Representative Appreciation Society Petition.

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    WHAT THE HELL ARE OCTOSQUIDS?!
    We warn and we warn but still there are some who will not listen. It is likely the octosquids are manipulating their minds, with the aid of the recently discovered octomoles.
    At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    We warn and we warn but still there are some who will not listen. It is likely the octosquids are manipulating their minds, with the aid of the recently discovered octomoles.
    Dude, unless the Octosquids can handle lethal levels of alcohol, I seriously doubt they are manipulating my brain.

    And don't tell me you're ripping off Futurama. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE. it hasn't been funny for years, and it wasn't that damn funny to begin with.

    I hate these damn internet fad words and references. Just let it go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend Joe View Post
    Dude, unless the Octosquids can handle lethal levels of alcohol, I seriously doubt they are manipulating my brain.

    And don't tell me you're ripping off Futurama. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE. it hasn't been funny for years, and it wasn't that damn funny to begin with.

    I hate these damn internet fad words and references. Just let it go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spmetla View Post
    Why do you hate freedom?
    Because he's one of them...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ranika
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