Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
I get:
Henry Chester-Wedgebury.
I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.
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Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
I get:
Henry Chester-Wedgebury.
I think I am definately a safe seat - somewhere in Gloucestershire.
otherwise known as your porn name.
mine would be rather good too as a tory name.
John Tennyson-Bradbury -> Definitely something rural, perhaps even a relative to Lord Tennyson himself?
That is your first pet's name and then street name. John Tennyson-Bradbury would be some of the worst porn ever made...Quote:
otherwise known as your porn name.
No I think you are a young Etonian being parachuted into to a safe seat as you father is a big money backer of the party.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
I resent that implication!Quote:
Originally Posted by Idaho
My parents constituency (Stroud - where I grew up) has been Labour since 97 with Dr Drew. Can't speak for places like Cheltenham or Cirencester though... not as many burned out hippies there as in Stroud...
My Tory Mp name sounds a bit too arty, maybe pushing the boundaries of the Portillo faction: Marcel Street-Griffiths
Gretel Flur-Käutgen or so....
I get Allen Glen-Shakeshaft.
Should be good for a north yorks seat. Possibly Harrogate. :laugh4:
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Originally Posted by Idaho
Eeek!
I'd be James Belmont-Sister Patrice....
Somehow I think the popish flair of that wouldn't do me as much good.
James Kings-Hall
OK I guess, but it makes me sound like a Presbyterian
All I got from this thread is something about Tory porn. It sounds absolutely DREADFUL!
I think you are definately a Conservative and Unionist MP. Lived in Belfast all your life, but somehow have an English accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
Family seat in Suffolk. Lowest attendence ever recorded at Parliament in a year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
You'd be one of those (rare) "pulled meself up by my bootstraps" yorkshire businessman MPs. A shining career cut short by a bribery scandal while working as a consultant in Bahrain.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
I was born and lived in Belfast until I was six, so that's almost right :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Idaho
Jerimiah Crowe-Murphey. Kinda uninspiring.Quote:
Just take your grandparent's first name, your childhood street name and your first headteacher's name.
Sounds like you should be in the Rockies hunting grizzly bears mate. :laugh4:
^^T'was my first career choice, LOL. Second was Lawyer & Journalist. However, Nixon (and my friends and neighbors, according to the letter he sent) had other plans for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
But Jemima Crowe-Murphy works perfectly.Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
You'd be a prospective candidate for a seat the Tories don't expect to win. You'd look a bit like this:
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/...45941_8211.jpg
She's the prospective candidate for Exeter. All very jolly hockey sticks and tax breaks for millionaires.
Robert Cranford-Hurd.
This threads awesome.
You might be that rarest of Tory MPs - one with a brain. Which means you will attract enemies like flies round &^%t and after a brief spell in the cabinet, get photographed walking out of a high class brothel. Your loyal wife will publically forgive you, but the party faithful won't.Quote:
Originally Posted by tibilicus
Ian Park-Davis
Damn doesn't work, I sound half-Korean. :furious3:
Dick Amerongseberg-Smits
EDIT: Conrector will have to do.
John Pembroke-Washington
THAT'S A GIRLS NAMEQuote:
Gretel Flur-Käutgen
Actually LOL'd :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Is that your porn name?Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
LOL. I've never met one before or since. Sadly the guys dead now* but I remember when his name came up in class one day, (I was about 10 at the time), he said it was a derivation of Shakespear, sounds plausible but then again he might have been bigging himself up.
*I owe this man a huge debt for getting me dropped from the school footy team so I could concentrate on my 11 plus. Otherwise I'd be even more ignorant than I am now. :embarassed:
Grandparent, Strike, grandparent. Some people also have grandmothers not just grandfathers. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Shhhh....I've heard tell that some folks down there marry their grandmas. :laugh4:
Hardline Tebbit follower. Darling of the party conference. No-one sane would let them get near a position of power.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
George Wellington Christy. What a burning jewel of flummery and poppycock.:toff: