So I got sent home early today...

With a bloody, bruised, and swollen nose, severely swollen and lacerated lip, tooth pains, and scrapes on my leg.

Basically, this guy that I've been having trouble with all year decided that, rather than be a man and try to fight me for real, he would simply come up from behind and sucker-punch me in the face.

I honestly don't know what the **** happened, I just remember walking on the pavement, I got hit from somewhere, i hit my head on the ground, and I saw him jumping back. I've already beat the **** outta him this year, which is probably why he didn't wanna fight me like a man.

When my head hit the ground, my head was sooo disoriented and dizzy I couldn't get up for several seconds. Unfortunately this meant that by the time I was up, he was long gone and I couldn't do anything else.


However when he does get off of suspension, the moment he says something to me other than "Sorry I was a dishonorable little p****", rest assured his ass will be laid out on the ground. I don't fight dirty like him, but I'm better than him.


Just wanted to let you guys know. God, I'm alot uglier than before :embarassed:

You must be mad. I never even knew there was a p-word.:shocked:
Why do hate each other? Violence typically is not the answer.

how old are you? :O

.........16 why?

If he were a real man person, he would've talked it over. But apparently he's not a real person! He's a robot! KILL HIM!

doesnt that mean i should talk it over with the robot? lol

No, they are abominations that deserve purging.

Instead of beating him up and getting suspended yourself, just have sex with his girlfriend.

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Originally Posted by drone

Instead of beating him up and getting suspended yourself, just have sex with his girlfriend.

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And make sure she gets pregnant, too.

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Originally Posted by drone

Instead of beating him up and getting suspended yourself, just have sex with his girlfriend.

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he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him but he never leaves some girls alone like ever. he actually asked out one chick 15 times. she told me.

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Originally Posted by PI

he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him but he never leaves some girls alone like ever. he actually asked out one chick 15 times. she told me.

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Then go after his mom, and impregnate her. It doesn't matter if she's ugly, right? Pleasure aside, this is for vengeance.

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Originally Posted by Oorahguy

he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him but he never leaves some girls alone like ever. he actually asked out one chick 15 times. she told me.

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Do her.

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Do her.

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And get her pregnant.

Tell him, you'll see him on field, show him whats up in a little game of American Football. Preferably a suplex, just so he gets the message. If that doesnt work, follow him to his house, touch the door then proceed to beat the crap outa him. Can't get suspended if you have already been home.

He was one of my agents that I sent to exact revenge on you for copying my username.

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TB(brutally)H, c'est la vie.

Reasonable people only fight to defend themselves physically, or to bloody up another on 'principle' or 'honour' or on 'moral grounds' or some other indefinite concept. In the latter case, these just causes for violence are merely labels to justify their uncouth savagery. In the former case, there are no rules, no morals and no principles. But ultimately, it's survival and likewise people become animals, not as bad as those that take the moral high ground, but an animal nevertheless. It's not pretty, but face it, there's no medal for gallantry or 'playing by the rules', and if to survive you've gotta fight dirty then so be it.

This holds true in your case OP. Now you can lower yourself to the barbarism of your assailant by punching him in the face after the absence of an apology.
OR:
Bearing in mind that the status of a human being is subjective, you can refuse to acknowledge him as such. You can accept that justice has been served with his day(s) off of school (I know that sounds more like a vacation) and you don't have to take matters into your own hands. You turn it into a war of attrition, degrading his self-worth piece by piece. You can do it verbally if you wish, just make sure you're not the instigator. Make him redefine his vocabulary. Turn "Fear" into a synonym with "Jonathan" over time and if ever he tries to assault you again, well, defend yourself of course, but consider it a success - you didn't lower yourself to raw and crude forms of dispute resolutions first. :)

And then you can impregnate every female he knows. ;)

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He was one of my agents that I sent to exact revenge on you for copying my username.

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damn you're sneaky.

If you are 16, that means you are in High School, right? (unless you dropped out...) Wha you should do is A) purchase a Claymore Anti Personal Mine, B) crack the lock on his locker, C) open the locker, D) place the Claymore Anti Personal Mine in his locker, E) run away, F) hide behind something, G) wait for him to show up, H) watch him get blown to smithereens when he opens his locker, I) laugh, J) run out and urinate on his carcass, K) flee to Mexico.

He could just as well just start with K), that would probably make him sleep a lot easier for the next 20 or more years.

But then he wouldn't be dead.

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He could just as well just start with K), that would probably make him sleep a lot easier for the next 20 or more years.

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Lol, not with a drug war going on down there, it won't.

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But then he wouldn't be dead.

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That's the advantage.

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Lol, not with a drug war going on down there, it won't.

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That drug war will be there anyway. Killing that guy won't make it go away, it just adds even more stress.

Should be happy that he didn't do what's being advertised here and kicked your head even more while you were on the ground. :no:

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If he were a real man person, he would've talked it over. But apparently he's not a real person! He's a robot! KILL HIM!

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DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!

Sorry man,though. Go get a baseball bat and meet him in a alleyway and teach him some respect :yes:.

Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.

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Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.

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Make sure his gun is loaded with blanks.:wink:

Then the first to flinch is the loser. Seems that is the safer avenue to follow.

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Here is what you should do the next time you meet him. Approach him stoically and confidently. Remove one glove, slap him across the face with it. Then, challenge him to a duel. Have one of his or your female admirers to provide two dueling pistols. Meet him in the middle of the football field after school, then, walk ten paces away from one another, turn, and fire. This is the most honorable way to solve your problem.

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lol I couldn't trust him to go all 10 paces, he'd take 3 and turn.




Apparently, basically everyone who knows him thinks hes a lil beotch and isn''t surprised that he did what he did. He is now known school-wide as a coward and dishonorable ****.

Aaaaaaand, next time I see him (and a good amount of people who dislike him know this as well), I plan on simply letting him know that I'm there, and then proceed to drop-kick him squarely in his man-boob, recovering, and pounding his face in. At this point I'm angry enough to where I don't care about suspension. He's been beaten to hell more than once by other people this year, and he still hasn't learned his lesson. I won't be the one who lets him beat me and be done with it.

Or you could prove to him and the world that you are a stronger person than he is by letting any notion of retaliation go.
So exercise some self-control and let it go.

If your really want to be a Marine, then show some discipline and next time you see him, wave and say hello. If you are lucky he will be so caught off guard by your actions that it would be equal to beating him up.

Besides, beating him up solves nothing. All it does it further the conflict. Violence is a horrible thing that should only be used when there is no choice.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” – Mark Twain

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And then you can impregnate every female he knows. ;)

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Damn right. He will have to live the rest of his life sorrounded by your creations.

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Originally Posted by Hooahguy

Or you could prove to him and the world that you are a stronger person than he is by letting any notion of retaliation go.
So exercise some self-control and let it go.

If your really want to be a Marine, then show some discipline and next time you see him, wave and say hello. If you are lucky he will be so caught off guard by your actions that it would be equal to beating him up.

Besides, beating him up solves nothing. All it does it further the conflict. Violence is a horrible thing that should only be used when there is no choice.

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” – Mark Twain

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Wow, someone's growing up.