So I got sent home early today...

**drone** · 02-23-2011, 22:57

Originally Posted by Oorahguy

he doesnt have a girlfriend, no girls like him but he never leaves some girls alone like ever. he actually asked out one chick 15 times. she told me.

Do her.

**Megas Methuselah** · 02-23-2011, 22:58

Originally Posted by drone

Do her.

And get her pregnant.

**Veho Nex** · 02-23-2011, 23:13

Tell him, you'll see him on field, show him whats up in a little game of American Football. Preferably a suplex, just so he gets the message. If that doesnt work, follow him to his house, touch the door then proceed to beat the crap outa him. Can't get suspended if you have already been home.

**Hooahguy** · 02-24-2011, 00:02

He was one of my agents that I sent to exact revenge on you for copying my username.

**Paltmull** · 02-24-2011, 00:47

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**Raz** · 02-24-2011, 01:08

TB(brutally)H, c'est la vie.

Reasonable people only fight to defend themselves physically, or to bloody up another on 'principle' or 'honour' or on 'moral grounds' or some other indefinite concept. In the latter case, these just causes for violence are merely labels to justify their uncouth savagery. In the former case, there are no rules, no morals and no principles. But ultimately, it's survival and likewise people become animals, not as bad as those that take the moral high ground, but an animal nevertheless. It's not pretty, but face it, there's no medal for gallantry or 'playing by the rules', and if to survive you've gotta fight dirty then so be it.

This holds true in your case OP. Now you can lower yourself to the barbarism of your assailant by punching him in the face after the absence of an apology.
OR:
Bearing in mind that the status of a human being is subjective, you can refuse to acknowledge him as such. You can accept that justice has been served with his day(s) off of school (I know that sounds more like a vacation) and you don't have to take matters into your own hands. You turn it into a war of attrition, degrading his self-worth piece by piece. You can do it verbally if you wish, just make sure you're not the instigator. Make him redefine his vocabulary. Turn "Fear" into a synonym with "Jonathan" over time and if ever he tries to assault you again, well, defend yourself of course, but consider it a success - you didn't lower yourself to raw and crude forms of dispute resolutions first. :)

And then you can impregnate every female he knows. ;)

**Prussian to the Iron** · 02-24-2011, 01:26

Originally Posted by Hooahguy

He was one of my agents that I sent to exact revenge on you for copying my username.

damn you're sneaky.

**Populus Romanus** · 02-24-2011, 02:41

If you are 16, that means you are in High School, right? (unless you dropped out...) Wha you should do is A) purchase a Claymore Anti Personal Mine, B) crack the lock on his locker, C) open the locker, D) place the Claymore Anti Personal Mine in his locker, E) run away, F) hide behind something, G) wait for him to show up, H) watch him get blown to smithereens when he opens his locker, I) laugh, J) run out and urinate on his carcass, K) flee to Mexico.