It's Rory, it's got to be. :laugh4:
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It's Rory, it's got to be. :laugh4:
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http://www.conjugalharmony.com/Quote:
Are you tired of wondering if she’s cheating on you? Do you love to leave the toilet seat up? Want to enjoy freedom on the weekend and watch a little football with your buddies, rather than work on your “honey do” list? Well, now you don’t have to worry any of that with the latest craze in adult dating, dating and marrying inmates for conjugal visits. With a conjugal marriage, you will finally have a wife with the perfect amount of freedoms and rights, and more importantly, you will finally start enjoying your own.
Sheer class. :laugh4:
Want a wife with a body to die for - and mental instability enough to make that desire come true? A woman who could not only steal your heart, but your car and your TV too? Visit conjugalharmony.coQuote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
nm today. At conjugalharmony.com we've redefined the "old ball and chain". Now you can hold the key to her heart and her cell.
I love this guy, read an interview with him a year ago or so. Sadly, this is a prank. He also created this one, where families auction off their daughters: Marry Our Daughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Oh I know it had to be a spoof, but what a good one. Brilliant.
Yeah, the profiles were a little too tongue-in-cheek "honest" to be legit. But it was a fun read.
I bet the Swedish tax authority doesn't suffer for applicants...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I'll bet it did
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Best idea to repleace airbags.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Taiwanese man arrested for giving away money
Taiwan police have arrested a 55-year-old man for lobbing bank notes worth about T$1 million ($41,000) from vehicles, causing disorder in the streets. The man tossed the bills from a taxi in a crowded part of Taichung city yesetrday as people stopped to pick up the cash, Changhua police official Lin Shih-ming said.
"He might have had a nervous condition, as his state of mind wasn't normal," Mr Lin said. He is believed to have thrown heaps more money on an earlier road trip starting in the capital Taipei. [...]
The suspect would be charged with public endangerment and destruction of currency, Mr Lin said.
I married the Eiffel Tower
Imagine a world in which people seem hostile while inanimate objects appear friendly—even affectionate. Imagine dreading the touch of another human but longing for a passionate encounter with a large public structure. This is the strange world of the "objectum sexual"—a group of people, mainly women, whose intimate lives revolve around objects with which they say they share romantic and sexual love. [...]
Amy Wolfe is a confident 32-year-old American who also lives in New York State. She too has been diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, and has been in relationships with models of spaceships, the Twin Towers, a church organ and a banister, though her main lover—since OS people believe in polygamy—is a fairground ride called 1001 Nacht, located at Knoebels, an amusement park in New York State.
When we filmed her at Knoebels visiting 1001 Nacht, we witnessed Wolfe kissing, caressing and talking to the austere, crane-like machine, and I began to feel both uncomfortable and a little frightened. Wolfe truly believes the machine talks back to her. As I watched, I wondered not for the first time whether I was crossing the line from a documentary film-maker to a voyeur. Should I have left her alone? "No, no—show our love for the objects," Wolfe insisted. "Give us our voice. People must understand we are not fetishists."
Shoddy reporting. Knoebels is in Pennsylvania and not even really close to the New York border.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Weird condition though. It takes the phrase "being the object of her affections" a bit too literal.
Ibsens "Master Builder" makes so much more sense now...
Man goes to hospital for cancer, finds out he has a fir tree growing in one lung
A young man from the capital of Russia’s Udmurtian Republic was diagnosed with cancer, and had to undergo an operation which revealed the shocking truth – he had no cancer but… a tree growing in his lung. [...]An X-Ray showed a new growth in his lung, and doctors were certain it was a cancerous one.
Fortunately, when they dissected Artyom’s chest, it was decided to cut out a small piece first, and to carry out an express biopsy test. The doctor made an incision in the lung and saw… a fir tree.
Fir enough, that should spruce him up somewhat, otherwise he might pine. I bet his name is Douglas as well. That's enough for now, I wouldn't want him to get the needle. I imagine he thinks there's no place like cone. Evergreen that he is.
Man bites snake in epic struggleQuote:
A Kenyan man bit a python which wrapped him in its coils and dragged him up a tree during a fierce three-hour struggle, police have told the BBC. The serpent seized farm worker Ben Nyaumbe in the Malindi area of Kenya's Indian Ocean coast at the weekend. Mr Nyaumbe bit the snake on the tip of the tail during the exhausting battle in the village of Sabaki. Mr Nyaumbe used his shirt to smother the snake's head and prevent it from swallowing him.
Peter Katam, superintendent of police in Malindi district, told the BBC News website: "Two officers on patrol were called and they found this man was struggling with a snake on a tree. The snake had coiled his hands and was trying to swallow him but he struggled very hard. The officers and villagers managed to rescue him and he was freed.
Police rescued Mr Nyaumbe and captured the 13ft (4m) reptile, before taking it to a sanctuary, but it later escaped. "We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."
I find that story kind of hard to swallow.
Weirdest Robbery Ever:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
:dizzy2::inquisitive::dizzy2::laugh4:
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No picture of Olga? I was considering to rob her... :sweatdrop:
From the "Oh, Now They Tell Us" Department:
All Octopuses Are Venomous
Researchers knew that the blue-ringed octopus packed venom. Now they say all octopuses and cuttlefish, and some squid are venomous. In fact they all share a common, ancient venomous ancestor, the study indicates, and the work suggests new avenues for drug discovery.
While the blue-ringed octopus species remain the only group that are dangerous to humans, the other species have been quietly using their venom for predation, such as paralyzing a clam into opening its shell.
Whilst it is clear from recent postings that the Dark Side has taken over law enforcement, there is a New Hope...
Jane's Police Review editor Chris Herbert, who requested the information, said: "The Force appears to be strong in Strathclyde Police with their Jedi police officers and staff.
"Far from living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, some members of the noble Jedi order have now chosen Glasgow and its surrounding streets as their home."
They are Jedi because they worship Guinness. ~:cheers:
How to Stop Somalian PiratesThe key to stopping piracy is... dolphins?Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Man bites off tip of his own penis
Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.
It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.
"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.
Is it me or is man loses/bitten/sawed/hacked/chewed penis getting more frequent?
Maybe it has to do with the shrinking economy. The whole situation is a bit hairy right now, after all.
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He just blew a gift I would kill for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
We say no teeth for a reason.
Seriously....How many can do this? It's like finding out your Iq is 200 and then blowing your brains.
IS THERE NO GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Olga just became my ultimate sexual fantasyQuote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Here you go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
She looks like she's been repeatedly jabbed in the face by a potato masher.
Rather harsh description of pixellation.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache