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10-21-2008, 07:40
CountArach

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Dear Texan,

How long until you guys secede?
10-21-2008, 14:54
yesdachi

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Dear Texan,

Is it true, if your gonna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band?

Sincerely, Fiddler of Diddles
10-21-2008, 18:16
Strike For The South

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SwedishFish

Dear Texan,

Can I rub my head on you to recieve your awesome?

From,

A fan.

Dear A Fan,

Yes,yes you may.
10-21-2008, 18:17
Strike For The South

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurando

Lonesome Dove;

Does the yellow rose of Texas really beat the belles of Tennessee?

Lonesome Bulldog.

.

Dear LB,

Yes, Texas women are not only the prettiest but also are known to fist fight.
10-21-2008, 18:18
Strike For The South

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by CountArach

Dear Texan,

How long until you guys secede?

Dear Commie,

When we get around to it
10-21-2008, 18:18
Strike For The South

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesdachi

Dear Texan,

Is it true, if your gonna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band?

Sincerely, Fiddler of Diddles

Dear FOD,

Yes you must, The Stones learned the hard way.
10-22-2008, 03:04
Koga No Goshi

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Dear Texan,

Is Free Bird allowed to be played in Texas?

LWBL
10-22-2008, 03:04
Strike For The South

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi

Dear Texan,

Is Free Bird allowed to be played in Texas?

LWBL

Dear thick in the head,

YES ITS THE ANTHEM.
10-22-2008, 04:59
Husar

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Dear Texan,

I watched no Country for old men in ~~english~~ texan and I missed a whole lot of the conversations because I was unable to understand your great ~~mumbling~~ accent. How can I achieve a greater form of being and the ability to understand you guys?

Sincerely,

a German
10-22-2008, 05:01
Strike For The South

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Husar

Dear Texan,

I watched no Country for old men in ~~english~~ texan and I missed a whole lot of the conversations because I was unable to understand your great ~~mumbling~~ accent. How can I achieve a greater form of being and the ability to understand you guys?

Sincerely,

a German

Dear German,

Turn it up....LOUD. There is allot of good Texaisms in that movies
10-22-2008, 05:05
Csargo

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Estimado Texan,

¿Puede usted entender lo que estoy diciendo? Soy un Texan también, y usted necesita parar el copiar de la otra gente.

Sinceramente,
Ese individuo
10-22-2008, 05:07
Strike For The South

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ichigo

Estimado Texan,

¿Puede usted entender lo que estoy diciendo? Soy un Texan también, y usted necesita parar el copiar de la otra gente.

Sinceramente,
Ese individuo

Dear Ichigo,

Yes I can understand you and I know you're a Texan and you should know by now I merely ride coattails on this forum
10-22-2008, 05:07
Koga No Goshi

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ichigo

Estimado Texan,

¿Puede usted entender lo que estoy diciendo? Soy un Texan también, y usted necesita parar el copiar de la otra gente.

Sinceramente,
Ese individuo

Pienso que Strike puede entenderte. Espero que..... yo no se.
10-22-2008, 05:09
Strike For The South

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Google translation needs to stop gentleman.
10-22-2008, 05:10
Csargo

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Dear Ichigo,

Yes I can understand you and I know you're a Texan and you should know by now I merely ride coattails on this forum

I figured you could. Just havin a little fun. :beam:
10-22-2008, 05:12
Strike For The South

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ichigo

I figured you could. Just havin a little fun. :beam:

Me? Fun? HARUMPH! :laugh4:
10-22-2008, 05:13
Reverend Joe

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Google translation needs to stop gentleman.

:2thumbsup:
10-22-2008, 05:31
KarlXII

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Dear Texan,

ManBearPig- Great threat or greatest threat?

From,

Alfred Violence
10-22-2008, 06:15
Koga No Goshi

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Google translation needs to stop gentleman.

Don't make us bust out in Swahili on you. ;)
10-22-2008, 06:34
Csargo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SwedishFish

Dear Texan,

ManBearPig- Great threat or greatest threat?

From,

Alfred Violence

Dear Alfred Violence,

Greatest threat.
10-22-2008, 06:44
Papewaio

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Dear Texan,

When is Texas going to become a state of Australia? We need another small state and Texas would make good pasture for a couple of smallish farms.

Regards,
A West Islander
10-22-2008, 10:32
CountArach

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papewaio

Dear Texan,

When is Texas going to become a state of Australia? We need another small state and Texas would make good pasture for a couple of smallish farms.

Regards,
A West Islander

:laugh4:
10-22-2008, 17:21
Strike For The South

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papewaio

Dear Texan,

When is Texas going to become a state of Australia? We need another small state and Texas would make good pasture for a couple of smallish farms.

Regards,
A West Islander

Dear WI

Never! Where Alaskans fail to become Texans in the physical sense Australians fail in the mental sense. This is most evidenced by your beer your food and the fact not every Australian child has a kola bear as a personal companion throughout life. Texans would be all over that.
10-22-2008, 22:58
El Diablo

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Mr Texan Sir,

Is it true that Man v Wild Season 3 has been cancelled due to Bear Grylls not surviving 20 min in Houston?

Apparently he could not stomach the Chili and starved.

Regards.
Peon From New Zealand.
10-23-2008, 01:00
Strike For The South

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Diablo

Mr Texan Sir,

Is it true that Man v Wild Season 3 has been cancelled due to Bear Grylls not surviving 20 min in Houston?

Apparently he could not stomach the Chili and starved.

Regards.
Peon From New Zealand.

Dear PFNZ,

This is true.
10-23-2008, 02:52
El Diablo

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Wow.
Thanks for clearing this up Mr Texan, sir.
10-23-2008, 03:32
Papewaio

Re: Dear Texan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Dear WI

Never! Where Alaskans fail to become Texans in the physical sense Australians fail in the mental sense. This is most evidenced by your beer your food and the fact not every Australian child has a kola bear as a personal companion throughout life. Texans would be all over that.

Ah very true, we export the rubbish like Fosters and don't drink much beer anymore.

The food is too bland here, just can't get good India, Mexican or Shanghai cuisine of a spicy nature.

And Koala's are just to deadly when they grow up to become drop bears.
10-23-2008, 03:55
Hosakawa Tito

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Dear Texan,
Is it true you were the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll?
10-23-2008, 04:56
Samurai Waki

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Dear Texan,

Why do fat women wear tight clothes, and why do thin women refuse to take off their clothes?

Sincerely,
A People Watcher.
10-23-2008, 06:37
Csargo

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