Re: Dear Texan
Dear WIOriginally Posted by Papewaio
Never! Where Alaskans fail to become Texans in the physical sense Australians fail in the mental sense. This is most evidenced by your beer your food and the fact not every Australian child has a kola bear as a personal companion throughout life. Texans would be all over that.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Mr Texan Sir,
Is it true that Man v Wild Season 3 has been cancelled due to Bear Grylls not surviving 20 min in Houston?
Apparently he could not stomach the Chili and starved.
Regards.
Peon From New Zealand.
"My IQ test came back. Thankfully it was negative"
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Dear PFNZ,
This is true.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Wow.
Thanks for clearing this up Mr Texan, sir.
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Ah very true, we export the rubbish like Fosters and don't drink much beer anymore.
The food is too bland here, just can't get good India, Mexican or Shanghai cuisine of a spicy nature.
And Koala's are just to deadly when they grow up to become drop bears.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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Dear Texan,
Is it true you were the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll?
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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Dear Texan,
Why do fat women wear tight clothes, and why do thin women refuse to take off their clothes?
Sincerely,
A People Watcher.
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I would have never taken a shot at JFK. He was to close to Texans!
Well sir what do you consider fat? I myself like some curves.
Just fall back on the old adage. Women are evil that answers most of my questions.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Dear Texan,
When I was a young boy my mother took us to the A&P, there we encountered a man who almost ingested "quiche." However, just before taking a bite of thefree sample he had lifted up, the gentleman questioned the server as towards the food's identity. Upon being told that it was, indeed, a "quiche", he returned it back on the table, and informed the woman,
"Ma'am, I'm from _Somewhere_ Texas, and in _Somewhere_ Texas real men do not let 'Quiche' touch their lips."
Is this true? And what does "quiche" actually taste like? It sounds like a fancy baked omelet to me, personally.
Signed,
Your Swampland Neighbor
My kingdom for a
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Dear Cajun,
Quiche is French and as we all know the French (who are girls) and then Texans (who are men) have a long standing feud over who is the best. So I am glad this man did not succumb to there horrid mind control. Hopefully he procreated with some of your cajun women as to dilute the French blood on this side of the pond.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Dear Texan,Well sir what do you consider fat? I myself like some curves.
Just fall back on the old adage. Women are evil that answers most of my questions.
Of Course all real men like some curves in women, I was actually implying the women who weigh 180 lbs or more.
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Dear W,
Women are evil.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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Dear Texan,
Does merely interacting with Your August Presence through the internet automatically qualify me for sex with pretty much anyone I want for a period of no less than three years?
LWBL
Koga no Goshi
I give my Nihon Maru to TosaInu in tribute.
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