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    Dear Texan,

    How long until you guys secede?
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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    Dear Texan,

    Is it true, if your gonna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band?

    Sincerely, Fiddler of Diddles
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    Dear Texan,

    Can I rub my head on you to recieve your awesome?

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    A fan.
    Dear A Fan,

    Yes,yes you may.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurando View Post
    Lonesome Dove;

    Does the yellow rose of Texas really beat the belles of Tennessee?

    Lonesome Bulldog.

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    Dear LB,

    Yes, Texas women are not only the prettiest but also are known to fist fight.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountArach View Post
    Dear Texan,

    How long until you guys secede?
    Dear Commie,

    When we get around to it
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi View Post
    Dear Texan,

    Is it true, if your gonna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle in the band?

    Sincerely, Fiddler of Diddles
    Dear FOD,

    Yes you must, The Stones learned the hard way.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Dear Texan,

    Is Free Bird allowed to be played in Texas?


    LWBL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi View Post
    Dear Texan,

    Is Free Bird allowed to be played in Texas?


    LWBL
    Dear thick in the head,

    YES ITS THE ANTHEM.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Dear Texan,

    I watched no Country for old men in english texan and I missed a whole lot of the conversations because I was unable to understand your great mumbling accent. How can I achieve a greater form of being and the ability to understand you guys?

    Sincerely,

    a German


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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar View Post
    Dear Texan,

    I watched no Country for old men in english texan and I missed a whole lot of the conversations because I was unable to understand your great mumbling accent. How can I achieve a greater form of being and the ability to understand you guys?

    Sincerely,

    a German
    Dear German,

    Turn it up....LOUD. There is allot of good Texaisms in that movies
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Estimado Texan,

    ¿Puede usted entender lo que estoy diciendo? Soy un Texan también, y usted necesita parar el copiar de la otra gente.

    Sinceramente,
    Ese individuo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    Estimado Texan,

    ¿Puede usted entender lo que estoy diciendo? Soy un Texan también, y usted necesita parar el copiar de la otra gente.

    Sinceramente,
    Ese individuo
    Dear Ichigo,

    Yes I can understand you and I know you're a Texan and you should know by now I merely ride coattails on this forum
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    Estimado Texan,

    ¿Puede usted entender lo que estoy diciendo? Soy un Texan también, y usted necesita parar el copiar de la otra gente.

    Sinceramente,
    Ese individuo
    Pienso que Strike puede entenderte. Espero que..... yo no se.
    Koga no Goshi

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    Google translation needs to stop gentleman.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Dear Ichigo,

    Yes I can understand you and I know you're a Texan and you should know by now I merely ride coattails on this forum
    I figured you could. Just havin a little fun.
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    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ichigo View Post
    I figured you could. Just havin a little fun.
    Me? Fun? HARUMPH!
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Google translation needs to stop gentleman.

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    Dear Texan,

    ManBearPig- Great threat or greatest threat?

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    HOW ABOUT 'DEM VIKINGS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Google translation needs to stop gentleman.
    Don't make us bust out in Swahili on you. ;)
    Koga no Goshi

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwedishFish View Post
    Dear Texan,

    ManBearPig- Great threat or greatest threat?

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    Dear Alfred Violence,

    Greatest threat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sooh View Post
    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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    Dear Texan,

    When is Texas going to become a state of Australia? We need another small state and Texas would make good pasture for a couple of smallish farms.

    Regards,
    A West Islander
    Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    Dear Texan,

    When is Texas going to become a state of Australia? We need another small state and Texas would make good pasture for a couple of smallish farms.

    Regards,
    A West Islander
    Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
    Quote Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
    Nothing established by violence and maintained by force, nothing that degrades humanity and is based on contempt for human personality, can endure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    Dear Texan,

    When is Texas going to become a state of Australia? We need another small state and Texas would make good pasture for a couple of smallish farms.

    Regards,
    A West Islander
    Dear WI

    Never! Where Alaskans fail to become Texans in the physical sense Australians fail in the mental sense. This is most evidenced by your beer your food and the fact not every Australian child has a kola bear as a personal companion throughout life. Texans would be all over that.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Mr Texan Sir,

    Is it true that Man v Wild Season 3 has been cancelled due to Bear Grylls not surviving 20 min in Houston?

    Apparently he could not stomach the Chili and starved.

    Regards.
    Peon From New Zealand.
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    Been to:

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Diablo View Post
    Mr Texan Sir,

    Is it true that Man v Wild Season 3 has been cancelled due to Bear Grylls not surviving 20 min in Houston?

    Apparently he could not stomach the Chili and starved.

    Regards.
    Peon From New Zealand.
    Dear PFNZ,

    This is true.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    Wow.
    Thanks for clearing this up Mr Texan, sir.
    "My IQ test came back. Thankfully it was negative"

    Been to:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Dear WI

    Never! Where Alaskans fail to become Texans in the physical sense Australians fail in the mental sense. This is most evidenced by your beer your food and the fact not every Australian child has a kola bear as a personal companion throughout life. Texans would be all over that.
    Ah very true, we export the rubbish like Fosters and don't drink much beer anymore.

    The food is too bland here, just can't get good India, Mexican or Shanghai cuisine of a spicy nature.

    And Koala's are just to deadly when they grow up to become drop bears.
    Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
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    Pape for global overlord!!
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    The rest is either as average as advertised or, in the case of the missionary, disappointing.

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    Dear Texan,
    Is it true you were the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll?
    "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*

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    Dear Texan,

    Why do fat women wear tight clothes, and why do thin women refuse to take off their clothes?

    Sincerely,
    A People Watcher.

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    I wonder if I can make Csargo cry harder by doing everyone but his ISO.

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