We're all Dead

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Originally Posted by Vladimir

I expect this to coincide with the octosquid invasion.

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n fact, a major reason to end man made CO2 emissions RIGHT NOW is that they are likely to be bad for squid.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7783971.stm

Seriously, our cephalopod overlords might, just might, tolerate ape men inhabiting the less desirable parts of the planet. What sort of puny organism wants to live under less than 5 tonnes pressure per square inch anyway? But when they start acidifying the oceans? No way baby. Here's the deal:

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The squid may start to hunt different fish species, especially in shallower water where oxygen levels may be higher

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Yeah, hunt different "fish", right.

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We'll leave it to the polar bears to figure out how to make solar activity stop causing the other 95%.

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I guess solar activity is responsible for at least 95% of our planet's excess temperature over deep space. Unfortunately its the 5% that's the problem.

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Originally Posted by English assassin

Unfortunately its the 5% that's the problem.

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EA, me thinks you and your fellow octosquidaphobics need a 7% solution.

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

I suggest this:

https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h...huckNorris.jpg

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But what if the Octosquids used counterspell?

Also, better hope they don't have a circle of protection white lying around somewhere......

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Originally Posted by TevashSzat

But what if the Octosquids used counterspell?

Also, better hope they don't have a circle of protection white lying around somewhere......

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Then he would roundhouse circle-kick them onto my dinner plate!

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Originally Posted by TevashSzat

But what if the Octosquids used counterspell?

Also, better hope they don't have a circle of protection white lying around somewhere......

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Okay, it has been 10 years since I've played Magic, but can you counterspell a creature?

Regardless, you then play this card:

https://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h...87300_i_77.jpg

[QUOTE=Gregoshi;2133681]Okay, it has been 10 years since I've played Magic, but can you counterspell a creature?

Yeah. That's how I normally get rid of annoying creatures anyhow. That's why its called "Countering", I'm not sure about the spell part.