We're all Dead

[English assassin]

I expect this to coincide with the octosquid invasion.

n fact, a major reason to end man made CO2 emissions RIGHT NOW is that they are likely to be bad for squid.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7783971.stm

Seriously, our cephalopod overlords might, just might, tolerate ape men inhabiting the less desirable parts of the planet. What sort of puny organism wants to live under less than 5 tonnes pressure per square inch anyway? But when they start acidifying the oceans? No way baby. Here's the deal:

The squid may start to hunt different fish species, especially in shallower water where oxygen levels may be higher

Yeah, hunt different "fish", right.

We'll leave it to the polar bears to figure out how to make solar activity stop causing the other 95%.

I guess solar activity is responsible for at least 95% of our planet's excess temperature over deep space. Unfortunately its the 5% that's the problem.

[Gregoshi]

Unfortunately its the 5% that's the problem.

EA, me thinks you and your fellow octosquidaphobics need a 7% solution.

[TevashSzat]

I suggest this:

But what if the Octosquids used counterspell?

Also, better hope they don't have a circle of protection white lying around somewhere......

[Vladimir]

But what if the Octosquids used counterspell?

Also, better hope they don't have a circle of protection white lying around somewhere......

Then he would roundhouse circle-kick them onto my dinner plate!

[Gregoshi]

But what if the Octosquids used counterspell?

Also, better hope they don't have a circle of protection white lying around somewhere......

Okay, it has been 10 years since I've played Magic, but can you counterspell a creature?

Regardless, you then play this card:

[Jolt]

[QUOTE=Gregoshi;2133681]Okay, it has been 10 years since I've played Magic, but can you counterspell a creature?

Yeah. That's how I normally get rid of annoying creatures anyhow. That's why its called "Countering", I'm not sure about the spell part.