Honorary Texans: Now Accepting Applications

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Originally Posted by Husar

So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by Husar

So why would I want to be an honorary redneck in the first place? :inquisitive:

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:laugh4::laugh4:

Sorry about that. Do I qualify as well? :beam:

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

What you need is huge geographical size, an Ego to surpass even that, and an unapologetic conviction that you are God's gift to mankind. Those, and an utter pig-headed refusal to face facts to the contrary, even if your sports team loses, they are still the best in the world.

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Stop describing Australians and start talking about Texans!

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

I am offended that I am not already there.

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This was before our time sweetums.

As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending

I'd like to apply then.

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

That's a mean, ignorant insult!! Texas isn't full of rednecks! :no:

Texas is full of hicks, sheesh.

~;)

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Oh, sorry my mistake, at least the French have a sense of humour, so that's one reason to become an honorary Texan - they're allied with the French. ~;)

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Originally Posted by Husar

Oh, sorry my mistake, at least the French have a sense of humour, so that's one reason to become an honorary Texan - they're allied with the French. ~;)

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Texans... Allied to the French??? ARE YOU ON DRUGS SON?!?!?

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

Even you 'texans' are using our words! Soon you might start spelling things the right way.

Maybe we should be making you honourary Australians.

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Sorry but you lost the right to call them your words when you started commiting crimes.

I request an application...

Your bribe will be arriving in the mail soon.

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Originally Posted by Ja'chyra

Sorry but you lost the right to call them your words when you started commiting crimes.

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They became our words when we had already committed the crimes.

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending

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Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.

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Originally Posted by Veho Nex

Texans... Allied to the French??? ARE YOU ON DRUGS SON?!?!?

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You don't read many of SFTS's posts, do you?

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Originally Posted by Fragony

Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.

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Deal.

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Originally Posted by Husar

You don't read many of SFTS's posts, do you?

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Sadly no... But in my eyes, to be allied to the french is an outrage. They only like you if they are under an attack.

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Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Deal.

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cool, so here goes.

CAN YOU FEEL IT

To help my application, accept this PM STFS, and the hilarity it contains.

I throw my hat into the ring. I deserve to be an honorary Texan because:

1. Tamales are part of our traditional holiday meals.
2. I have jumper cables in the truck & my wife knows how to use them.
3. I've worn shorts & a parka at the same time.
4. I have security lights on the house, but leave the doors unlocked.
5. To me 60 degrees is a little chilly.
6. I've eaten Blue Bell ice cream.
7. I have the keys to the porn locker for the photo's that couldn't be shown in the babe thread.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

Stop describing Australians and start talking about Texans!

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After reading this thread, I am no longer convinced there's much of a difference between the two...~:eek:

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Originally Posted by Veho Nex

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Clickety ici

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

After reading this thread, I am no longer convinced there's much of a difference between the two...~:eek:


Clickety ici

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Of course there is: Aussies wear kewler hats and got kangaroos. Other than that they are about the same.

and emus and platypus's and echidnas and drop bears and lamingtons.

And the most annoying accents in the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

Why would I want be Texan

I don't have horns

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Originally Posted by Oaty

Why would I want be Texan

I don't have horns

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Not even one? Sorry man... :no:

yo strike- i dont know if you use firefox, but i found this firefox theme you would like

Uhhh..I seem to have a follower.

I thought it was me until it read Member...

:laugh4:

who else but Vuck. :no:

This is why I held the pevergreen name when I changed to peverpink.

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Originally Posted by hooahguy

yo strike- i dont know if you use firefox, but i found this firefox theme you would like

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Uh oh....

why "uh oh"?

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Originally Posted by hooahguy

why "uh oh"?

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Oh, how did Strike phrase it... Hmm... Something along the lines of "Austin's sole purpose is to tick off the rest of Texas and serve as motivation for some major :daisy: kicking".

nevermind

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Originally Posted by Shinseikhaan

Oh, how did Strike phrase it... Hmm... Something along the lines of "Austin's sole purpose is to tick off the rest of Texas and serve as motivation for some major :daisy: kicking".

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but its texas.....

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

Uhhh..I seem to have a follower.

I thought it was me until it read Member...

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who else but Vuck. :no:

This is why I held the pevergreen name when I changed to peverpink.

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lol, :P Are you insinuating that Vuk is prone to immaturity? :clown:
Don't worry, I would not have stolen your name if you abandoned it. ~;)