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  1. 04-19-2009, 22:20 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by pevergreen View Post
    I am offended that I am not already there.
    This was before our time sweetums.

    As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending
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    I'd like to apply then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    As for the rest of you. Your applications are pending
    Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.
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    Would it help my case if we made you honorary dutchman? There really isn't anything cooler then being dutch, we are bigger bolder and better, save being a texan of course but that shouldn't even be mentioned.
    Deal.
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    Deal.
    cool, so here goes.

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    To help my application, accept this PM STFS, and the hilarity it contains.
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    I throw my hat into the ring. I deserve to be an honorary Texan because:

    1. Tamales are part of our traditional holiday meals.
    2. I have jumper cables in the truck & my wife knows how to use them.
    3. I've worn shorts & a parka at the same time.
    4. I have security lights on the house, but leave the doors unlocked.
    5. To me 60 degrees is a little chilly.
    6. I've eaten Blue Bell ice cream.
    7. I have the keys to the porn locker for the photo's that couldn't be shown in the babe thread.
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