You can't hate the man with the best porn moustache in history!Quote:
Originally Posted by alh_p
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You can't hate the man with the best porn moustache in history!Quote:
Originally Posted by alh_p
Come on! You can't speak those words and not give us a pic!Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
https://img684.imageshack.us/img684/...lle1803241.jpg
Hmmm....'1988 German porn star' look indeed.
Now there's a football player who obviously does not have to rely on cash and fame to attract the attention of the fairer sex....
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Mothers! Lock up your crack hoes! :smash:
Footballers with Moustaches
Rudi Voller has a perm as well as a moustache. Socrates looks impossibly cool though.
Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.
Socrates is not ugly - he simply tries to look it, just to rub in he is still better looking than you and superior in every other aspect as well. What a legend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
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What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
Of course. But that's not what's special about that penalty, the awesomeness comes from the arrogance he displays taking the shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
It's the outerworldly coolness of Socrates - philosopher, musician, doctor. In his spare time, he played some footy too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
A true World Cup needs the drama of a genius team not winning it. One of the best examples is Brazil's 1982, captained by Socrates. Back when Brazil was still the hottest ticket in world football: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZxvYy5-ekI
Exquisite.
Why the picture of Hannibal Lector?Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
To explain the nature of French football to you all. The Ligue 1 consists of two types of players: huge black Hannibal Lectors with machetes up their sleeves, and small, very agile, very scared French players who can run really fast, like Gourcuff and Ribéry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
(well, he's from Anderlecht really)
Edit: http://forum.sport365.fr/printthread.php?tid=2589
http://www.creepygif.com/images/thumb/10.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
I've missed this. :grin3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
I can. If you or some footballer can't trust your wives, that's your problem. Don't blame Terry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
Alright, now that I've set the parameter, you can resolve the rest of the issue yourselves, can't you lads? :coffeenews:
Exactly, agreed 100%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
*Shameless plug to get a reply from Adrain :blush:*
I would also like to be the first to say the Limey's will use this as an excuse, when the USA mudstomps them 6-0 in the world cup, and then we will have sex with all your wives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this world cup you all speak of? I only know of the Stanley Cup (some obscure Canadian thing) and the baseball World Series. /ignorantamerican
No, you can trust your wife with Terry, not Terry with your wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
See?
Nice to see you again.
Idk but the Mexicans get all riled about it. I think its a chili cook off or a siesta contest or somethingQuote:
What is this world cup you all speak of?
It takes two to tango sweetie. She could've just as eaisly said no. This Terry guy can't be that good. The wimmen folk are just as much at fault in these kind of suituationsQuote:
No, you can trust your wife with Terry, not Terry with your wife.
*defending Adrian when he's not here*
Which is not what I said. "You can trust your wife with Terry, but not Terry with your wife." Regardless of whether Terry can manage to sleep with your wife or not, he's the sort of man who would try.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
hah, first i have heard of the affair, and i guess you pretty much nailed it*.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
* no pun intended
I may be neither here nor there, but I'm with it. And I've been watching you all this time, grasshopper. *cackles* You must be the darling of the gods!Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Hello mia muca :heart:
There was no need for a military alliance to counter the might of the USSR. All we needed was Socrates.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat