The Brits and sex

[HoreTore]

Exactly! Thankfully Gary Nevile is no longer on the team, the wretch.

You can't hate the man with the best porn moustache in history!

[Louis VI the Fat]

You can't hate the man with the best porn moustache in history!

Come on! You can't speak those words and not give us a pic!





Hmmm....'1988 German porn star' look indeed.

Now there's a football player who obviously does not have to rely on cash and fame to attract the attention of the fairer sex....

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Hah! I thought Gary looked familiar:

[HoreTore]

Mothers! Lock up your crack hoes!

[Pannonian]

Footballers with Moustaches

Rudi Voller has a perm as well as a moustache. Socrates looks impossibly cool though.

Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Footballers with Moustaches

Rudi Voller has a perm as well as a moustache. Socrates looks impossibly cool though.

Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.

Socrates is not ugly - he simply tries to look it, just to rub in he is still better looking than you and superior in every other aspect as well. What a legend.

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The ugliest player in European football:

[Aemilius Paulus]

Edit: Gain 20 manliness points from watching this.

What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.

[HoreTore]

What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.

Of course. But that's not what's special about that penalty, the awesomeness comes from the arrogance he displays taking the shot.

[Louis VI the Fat]

What is so surprising there? A penalty shot scored is nothing unusual. Penalty shots from that distance with no defenders (I only know the official term for that in Russian - my knowledge of futbol is entirely in Russian) tend to succeed more than they fail from what I have seen. And before I turned 11, I never missed a single Confederations Cup or the World Cup match.

It's the outerworldly coolness of Socrates - philosopher, musician, doctor. In his spare time, he played some footy too.

A true World Cup needs the drama of a genius team not winning it. One of the best examples is Brazil's 1982, captained by Socrates. Back when Brazil was still the hottest ticket in world football: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZxvYy5-ekI

Exquisite.

[Beskar]

Socrates is not ugly - he simply tries to look it, just to rub in he is still better looking than you and superior in every other aspect as well. What a legend.

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The ugliest player in the Ligue 1:

Why the picture of Hannibal Lector?

[Louis VI the Fat]

Why the picture of Hannibal Lector?

To explain the nature of French football to you all. The Ligue 1 consists of two types of players: huge black Hannibal Lectors with machetes up their sleeves, and small, very agile, very scared French players who can run really fast, like Gourcuff and Ribéry.



(well, he's from Anderlecht really)

Edit: http://forum.sport365.fr/printthread.php?tid=2589

[Strike For The South]

To explain the nature of French football to you all. The Ligue 1 consists of two types of players: huge black Hannibal Lectors with machetes up their sleeves, and small, very agile, very scared French players who can run really fast, like Gourcuff and Ribéry.

[Adrian II]

The Ligue 1 consists of two types of players: huge black Hannibal Lectors with machetes up their sleeves, and small, very agile, very scared French players who can run really fast, like Gourcuff and Ribéry.

I've missed this.

It's quite simple, you can't trust him with your wife.

I can. If you or some footballer can't trust your wives, that's your problem. Don't blame Terry.
Alright, now that I've set the parameter, you can resolve the rest of the issue yourselves, can't you lads?

[Strike For The South]

I've missed this.


I can. If you or some footballer can't trust your wives, that's your problem. Don't blame Terry.
Alright, now that I've set the parameter, you can resolve the rest of the issue yourselves, can't you lads?

Exactly, agreed 100%.

*Shameless plug to get a reply from Adrain *

[Strike For The South]

I would also like to be the first to say the Limey's will use this as an excuse, when the USA mudstomps them 6-0 in the world cup, and then we will have sex with all your wives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a completely inoffensive name]

What is this world cup you all speak of? I only know of the Stanley Cup (some obscure Canadian thing) and the baseball World Series. /ignorantamerican

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

I've missed this.


I can. If you or some footballer can't trust your wives, that's your problem. Don't blame Terry.
Alright, now that I've set the parameter, you can resolve the rest of the issue yourselves, can't you lads?

No, you can trust your wife with Terry, not Terry with your wife.

See?

Nice to see you again.

[Strike For The South]

What is this world cup you all speak of?

Idk but the Mexicans get all riled about it. I think its a chili cook off or a siesta contest or something

No, you can trust your wife with Terry, not Terry with your wife.

It takes two to tango sweetie. She could've just as eaisly said no. This Terry guy can't be that good. The wimmen folk are just as much at fault in these kind of suituations

*defending Adrian when he's not here*

[drone]

There's a reason the US was so dire in the '98 World Cup.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

It takes two to tango sweetie. She could've just as eaisly said no. This Terry guy can't be that good. The wimmen folk are just as much at fault in these kind of suituations

*defending Adrian when he's not here*

Which is not what I said. "You can trust your wife with Terry, but not Terry with your wife." Regardless of whether Terry can manage to sleep with your wife or not, he's the sort of man who would try.

[Furunculus]

It's quite simple, you can't trust him with your wife. We don't like that, the fact it was a team-mate's girlfriend only compounds the offence.

hah, first i have heard of the affair, and i guess you pretty much nailed it*.




* no pun intended

[Adrian II]

*defending Adrian when he's not here*

I may be neither here nor there, but I'm with it. And I've been watching you all this time, grasshopper. *cackles* You must be the darling of the gods!

[Fragony]

Hello mia muca

[Pannonian]

Socrates is not ugly - he simply tries to look it, just to rub in he is still better looking than you and superior in every other aspect as well. What a legend.

There was no need for a military alliance to counter the might of the USSR. All we needed was Socrates.