Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.
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Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.
Retort:
And every time you vote for him God kills a puppy. So, what do you like best, puppies or kittens?
Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
I think you're confusing that with the time the cleaning lady found some dead kittens under Nixon's bed. Watergate happened a few days later and it was forgotten about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
its about time the public knows about Roswell.
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am i doing this right?
We can start cleaning up crime in our district by sending me to Washington.
Sure you could vote for me, but your vote would be wasted - like I am right now. Anyone got some pork rinds?
[getting a wee bit too real-life political, and I don't feel like moving this thread to the Backroom, Lemur]
Looks like my human sacrifice at Bohemian Grove is starting to pay off now after all.
Free hookers for all!
Dear citizins of this great nation, I can guarantee you all that I am up to no good.
A vote for me is a vote for taxes.
Ahahaha, some of these new ones are genius!
I'll change the topic later tonight, but keep them coming, they're great! :P
I urge you all to think of the children. We must fold them in the comfortable warmth of our embrace, we must strip them from these burdens, a loving family for all, that is the naked truth.
For once, we should consider not having all of our politics revolve around responding to cries of "think of the children!"
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I must agree with my opponent that newspapers should not go mucking about in a candidate's private life to see if they once led the toilet cleaning rituals for a guacamole based cult in Mexico.
CR
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
If you want to avoid further expenses scandles by increasing politicians' wages, then vote for me!
Lower your expectations then neither of us will be disappointed.
I want change, I am all dried up and can use every penny.
Well that makes cents.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
It's funny because it would be true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
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Hooray for the Euro
We will have the best educated Americans in the world
w8
Personally I think it's worth at least a dollar, you are my manager you know what to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Alrighty, I had a look over them and my three favourites, in no particular order, are:
Lemur: This is going to be difficult and cost money, but it needs doing anyway!
pevergreen: [Censored for referencing a living politician, sorry, Lemur]
johnhughthom: I stand for the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery
Our next topic is:
Unlikely things to hear in a soap opera
Ahhh, I missed it by half an hour. I'm sorry but I have to write this:
"I believe our current anti-terror laws are more than adaquate for the threats we face."
Now, onto the new topic:
"Actually, instead of sleeping with you I'm going home to my wife and a nice cup of tea."
I'm Archie Mitchell, and I'm out for revenge.
*bows out in shame after knowing what's going on in Eastenders*
There's so many possibilities for this one! :P
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite soap on telly
Oh come on!Quote:
Originally Posted by gaelic cowboy
You guys are gonna ruin the fun of that for me! I want relevant jokes. :P
I love you Ethel.
You've given an impossible topic, Secura. There is nothing that can't happen in the realm of soapies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura