Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.
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Everytime you vote for the opposition, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
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Retort:
And every time you vote for him God kills a puppy. So, what do you like best, puppies or kittens?
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Are you sure that hasn't been used already in real life? No candidate has ever crossed the dead kitten threshold?Originally Posted by Beskar
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I think you're confusing that with the time the cleaning lady found some dead kittens under Nixon's bed. Watergate happened a few days later and it was forgotten about.
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its about time the public knows about Roswell.
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We can start cleaning up crime in our district by sending me to Washington.
Sure you could vote for me, but your vote would be wasted - like I am right now. Anyone got some pork rinds?
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[getting a wee bit too real-life political, and I don't feel like moving this thread to the Backroom, Lemur]
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Looks like my human sacrifice at Bohemian Grove is starting to pay off now after all.
Days since the Apocalypse began
"We are living in space-age times but there's too many of us thinking with stone-age minds" | How to spot a Humanist
"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
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Free hookers for all!
- Four Horsemen of the Presence
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Dear citizins of this great nation, I can guarantee you all that I am up to no good.
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A vote for me is a vote for taxes.
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Ahahaha, some of these new ones are genius!
I'll change the topic later tonight, but keep them coming, they're great! :P
"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."
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I urge you all to think of the children. We must fold them in the comfortable warmth of our embrace, we must strip them from these burdens, a loving family for all, that is the naked truth.
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For once, we should consider not having all of our politics revolve around responding to cries of "think of the children!"
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I must agree with my opponent that newspapers should not go mucking about in a candidate's private life to see if they once led the toilet cleaning rituals for a guacamole based cult in Mexico.
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The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
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If you want to avoid further expenses scandles by increasing politicians' wages, then vote for me!
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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Lower your expectations then neither of us will be disappointed.
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I want change, I am all dried up and can use every penny.
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Well that makes cents.
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It's funny because it would be true.
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We will have the best educated Americans in the world
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Personally I think it's worth at least a dollar, you are my manager you know what to do.
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Alrighty, I had a look over them and my three favourites, in no particular order, are:
Lemur: This is going to be difficult and cost money, but it needs doing anyway!
pevergreen: [Censored for referencing a living politician, sorry, Lemur]
johnhughthom: I stand for the compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast, free corsets for the under-fives, and the abolition of slavery
Our next topic is:
Unlikely things to hear in a soap opera
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"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."
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Ahhh, I missed it by half an hour. I'm sorry but I have to write this:
"I believe our current anti-terror laws are more than adaquate for the threats we face."
Now, onto the new topic:
"Actually, instead of sleeping with you I'm going home to my wife and a nice cup of tea."
"If it wears trousers generally I don't pay attention."
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I'm Archie Mitchell, and I'm out for revenge.
*bows out in shame after knowing what's going on in Eastenders*
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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There's so many possibilities for this one! :P
"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite soap on telly
They slew him with poison afaid to meet him with the steel
a gallant son of eireann was Owen Roe o'Neill.
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Oh come on!
You guys are gonna ruin the fun of that for me! I want relevant jokes. :P
"Blacker than a moonless night. Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself… that is coffee."
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I love you Ethel.
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You've given an impossible topic, Secura. There is nothing that can't happen in the realm of soapies.
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