Mini Simpsons Mafia (Game Thread) [Concluded]

Deary me, someone kick him out...

And I don't get the thing about an 'act' I wrongly accused ATPG of something and I apologized for it...

vote:Tratorix

Craterus is always right :yes:

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

Deary me, someone kick him out...

And I don't get the thing about an 'act' I wrongly accused ATPG of something and I apologized for it...

vote:Tratorix

Craterus is always right :yes:

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*chucks a beer bottle at EF*

Craterus is...so!?

Vote:Beefy, this time I shall get you.

(Note to ATPG: It is better if you keep the phases to a standard timeline, as if you just carry on when you get the night orders, you clear those who are not awake at that time. Such as everyone around GMT +8 - GMT +11.)

FoS: Sarathos

Dont you see that im a confirmed innocnet :smash:

My peanut head tells me that EF is probebly not acting.

Vote: Fenring
:beam:

Official tally

Fenring, Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (2 votes)
Motep, Beefy187- Fenring (2 votes)
Craterus, Elite Ferret- Tratorix (2 votes)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Sarathos- Beefy187 (1 vote)
Quintus JC-
Lord Winter-
Warmaster Horus-
Tratorix-

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

FoS: Sarathos

Dont you see that im a confirmed innocnet :smash:

My peanut head tells me that EF is probebly not acting.

Vote: Fenring
:beam:

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vote: Beefy

Not quite, a mafia surviving a lynching is possible.

and you may want to watch your reason Fenring (surviving a kill) is much more likely as a confirmed innocent.

unvote:fenring, vote: Beefy

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My peanut head tells me that EF is probebly not acting.

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Okay.

Unvote: Elite Ferret
Vote: Beefy

Vote: Motep

The birthday boy deserves birthday beats. ~D

Sarathos, Lord Winter, Motep, Fenring- Beefy187 (4 votes)
Craterus, Elite Ferret- Tratorix (2 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Quintus JC- Motep (1 vote)
Warmaster Horus-
Tratorix-



My, my, Beefy.... aren't you the popular one! :laugh2:

I know everyone just loves me dont they :sweatdrop:

Cant you see by lynching me... me who cant get lynched your wasting your important day phase where you can go after the actual mafia?

Besides how do you kill a mafia if they cant get lynched:help:? Isnt getting lynched a more likely townie role?

You may keep lynching me many times as you want, lemme tell you your just wasting time since ill be back by next episode :smash:

Loyal townies never fear being lynched... :laugh2:

I dont fear being lynched. I only fear townies losing because of lynching me pointlessly. Seriously you cant kill me..:sweatdrop:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I was about to point out how suspicious the :sweatdrop: smiley makes you look, but then I realized I'm supposed to be neutral in all of this.

Dang, I hope I get to join a mafia game soon. I'm getting far too involved in this one! :smash:

I really think people are wasting their votes on Han Moleman. Seriously, could he be the mafia? I think not, and also the way he survived the lynched could be easily explained, we don't need him dead... and even if we lynch him he always returns in the next episode perfectly fine.

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Much of the humour associated with Hans has involved him cheating death innumerable times, usually highly improbably. He survived his car blowing up, catching on fire due to the powerful magnifying effect of his glasses, Montgomery Burns drilling into his brain, capital punishment (in a local jail) after Homer eats his last meal, being buried alive, and being engulfed by the "anti-escape bubble (orb)" that was attempting to catch Marge. Many times people will totally disregard him, usually leading to something like death, or simply imprisonment, but since he appears, even after "dying", those later appearances could indicate he survived. He has also had several accidents where he was not severely injured. :sweatdrop:

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Agree. Besides, if the mafia could avoid death, it would be impossible to win.

Vote:Tratorix
If I read ATPG's tally right, you haven't voted yet :whip:

Lynching beefy twice would be memorable, but I suppose you're right.

Vote: Tratorix

As good as any I suppose, and you haven't posted in a while yet. Show yourself. Revealing might also help your case.

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Originally Posted by Fenring

As good as any I suppose, and you haven't posted in a while yet. Show yourself. Revealing might also help your case.

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Who exactly are you Fenring?

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Originally Posted by Motep

unvote:fenring, vote: Beefy

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3rd on the bandwagon! :clown: I wont change my vote because I hate that "rule"

And yeah ATPG, you are the most active host (postcount wise) I've ever seen :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

And yeah ATPG, you are the most active host (postcount wise) I've ever seen :laugh4:

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If you didn't know he was the host then you'd think he was actually playing, Askthepizzaguy does have a character after all. Could Kent Brookmen be the serial killer just to get good stories on the channel? Maybe we should lynch that annoying news reporter. :clown:

That is a good idea! :idea2: :evil:

Craterus, Elite Ferret, Warmaster Horus, Fenring- Tratorix (4 votes)
Sarathos, Lord Winter, Motep,- Beefy187 (3 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Quintus JC- Motep (1 vote)
Tratorix-

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I think that's the official post count. It would be nice if someone verified this stuff for me, because I just woke up.

Do you have anything to say for yourself, Tratorix? Remember, if you tie, both get lynched.

Vote: Beefy

Why do I always get bandwagoned for such pointless reasons?

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Originally Posted by Tratorix

Vote: Beefy

Why do I always get bandwagoned for such pointless reasons?

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Helps if you tell us what is your role.

Now..When do we see another update?? :clown:

Yeah this has been a very long day phase...

Unvote: Beefy
vote: Sarathos

Beefy's defense has satisfied me for now. However Sarathos seems to be laying low. His one vote was made in jest. Classic I'll do enough just to not get WoG'ed lurker.

Craterus, Elite Ferret, Warmaster Horus, Fenring- Tratorix (4 votes)
Sarathos, Motep, Tratorix- Beefy187 (3 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Quintus JC- Motep (1 vote)
Lord Winter- Sarathos (1 vote)

I think someone needs to come clean. :wink:

I could hold the vote now, but I'm going to see if anyone wants to change their minds. :smash:

Okay okay okay... I...was... the 3rd gunman on the grassy... oh wait that's not the "coming clean" you on about.

..nevermind...

..nothing to see here. :clown:

Please tell ATPG what exactly is the coming clean all about?

*err. err.. dang it* was OOC...

You'll see.

:whistles innocently:

Lets's end this Unvote: Motep Vote Beefy

If everything is according to Beefy says then he will survive the lynch, but Tratorix won't. So we won't we have wasted the votes plus it will confirm of Beefy's innocence since no Mafia host would be silly enough to let the Mafia have the ability to survive lynch more than once.

Tally:
Beefy 4
Tratorix 4
everybody else

You clearly don't know ATPG :clown:

Oh boy...

Craterus, Elite Ferret, Warmaster Horus, Fenring- Tratorix (4 votes)
Sarathos, Motep, Quintus JC, Tratorix- Beefy187 (4 votes)
Ibn-Khaldun- Elite Ferret (1 vote)
Beefy187- Fenring (1 vote)
El Diablo- Ibn-Khaldun (1 vote)
Lord Winter- Sarathos (1 vote)

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Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"This is Kent Brockman with a breaking news report.

The serial killer remains at large, and the town is growing restless. As with the night before, they are out with pitchforks and torches set aflame, and this time they are also carrying large foam fingers and boxes of Cracker Jack. The occasional violent mob lynching is Springfield's very own spectator sport.

This time there appears to be two victims, I can see distinctly two nooses hanging from the Route 401 overpass. Let's take a closer look."

Chief Wiggum:
"I'll have you all arrested! Vigilante justice never solved anything... except, you know, that one time."

Hans Moleman:
"Excuse me? I'm trying to take my afternoon nap.... hello? Why am I being murdered again? Ohh... I need my asthma medication... this isn't looking good."

Brockman:
"It appears the mob has finally caught Hans Moleman, again. He's the sinister suspect from yesterday's lynching. But this time, Police Chief Clancy Wiggum is going to be lynched as well."

Wiggum:
"You ungrateful, violent mob. How am I supposed to investigate the murders now? Don't you put that noose around my neck, that's a felony and I'll have you arrested. Ok that is enough. Book them all, Lou!"

Lou:
"Sorry, Chief."

Brockman:
"And now they are removing the supports... once again, we are about to witness the brutality of mob justice. Wiggum and Moleman are hanging by their necks. Wait! Wiggum appears to be too heavy... yes, his rope has snapped. He's free!"

Wiggum:
"Ha ha! So long, suckers!"

Brockman:
"And Wiggum is promptly hit by a marshmallow truck."

Wiggum:
"I'm still ok... just a little dazed."

Brockman:
"And along comes another truck, this time loaded with pillows."

Wiggum:
"Ok, this time I feel a little nauseated. I need to go to the hospital:

Brockman:
"And along comes a truck loaded with TNT, gasoline, napalm, matches, and a man holding a lit cigarrette."

Wiggum:
"Ha ha! Missed me!"

Brockman:
"And a freight train filled with gummy bears is inexplicably on the highway, and it has just run over Clancy Wiggum."

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Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Moe the Bartender is watching the events unfold on his 12 inch, black and white Sorny Television.

"Well, at the very least, there won't be any more corruption on the police force."

Fat Tony is sitting at the bar.

"Yes, it's about time someone got rid of all the police officers who were on the payroll of an organized criminal syndicate. I believe I will have an alcoholic beverage to celebrate."

Suddenly, the lights go out.

Moe:
"Oh, boy... looks like I forgot to pay the electric bill again..."

The lights come back on.

Moe:
"Maybe just a power outage."

Fat Tony is sitting in the chair, but he is stone dead. His eyes are in is martini glass, where the olives should be.

Moe:
"That's gotta hurt."

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And so, Wiggum (Tratorix) was lynched, and Fat Tony (Lord Winter) was murdered.

Hans Moleman:
"Hello? Can someone get me down from here?"

And of course, Hans Moleman is still alive, you heartless pricks.
:laugh2:


Still alive:

Quintus JC
Elite Ferret
Sarathos
Motep
Warmaster Horus
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt.
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El Diablo
Beefy 187- survived two lynches.

Dead:

Lord Winter- assassinated
Tratorix- lynched

Start day three.

Oh, WTH?!

vote: Beefy

:laugh4:

Which player was killed? And it looks like Beefy actually died this time, and if he did we are wasting votes on him, ATPG wouldn't have made an unlynchable mafia, that would make it impossible for the town to win.

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

Which player was killed? And it looks like Beefy actually died this time, and if he did we are wasting votes on him, ATPG wouldn't have made an unlynchable mafia, that would make it impossible for the town to win.

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Lord Winter was killed.

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

Which player was killed? And it looks like Beefy actually died this time, and if he did we are wasting votes on him, ATPG wouldn't have made an unlynchable mafia, that would make it impossible for the town to win.

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Reply

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

You clearly don't know ATPG :clown:

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Getting to a more serious matter, Beefy is clearly innocent. Although lynching Hans Moleman every round sure is fun.

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Originally Posted by Quintus.JC

Reply


Getting to a more serious matter, Beefy is clearly innocent. Although lynching Hans Moleman every round sure is fun.

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Why not do that?

Vote: Elite Ferret

why?

Vote: Motep
Beefy appears to be a confirmed innocent; lynching him would be a waste of time...

Tally:
Elite Ferret: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)
Motep: 1 (WH)
Beefy: 1 (Craterus)

Edit: made a mistake: thought Motep was Elite Ferret... Corrected it.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

And so, Wiggum (Tratorix) was lynched, and Fat Tony (Lord Winter) was murdered.

Hans Moleman:
"Hello? Can someone get me down from here?"

And of course, Hans Moleman is still alive, you heartless pricks. :laugh2:



Still alive:

Quintus JC
Elite Ferret
Sarathos
Motep
Warmaster Horus
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt.
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El Diablo
Beefy 187- survived two lynches.

Dead:

Lord Winter- assassinated
Tratorix- lynched

Police Chief Wiggum died after only one investigation. Since he is now dead, I'll do town a favor and reveal (to everyone, this time) that Craterus was not responsible for the Simpson murders. His alignment is town, he is Wayland Smithers.

However, Tratorix did not send in a second investigation on day two, and died before night two. Unfortunately, there will be no more investigations.

Lord Winter was Fat Tony, and he was murdered. Beefy187 is Hans Moleman, and has survived two lynchings. I would like to give town a hint; his character is impervious to lynchings, and is a confirmed townie.

Would the serial killer like to give it a shot? :laugh2:

I want to reassure everyone that the game is winnable by town. So the serial killer is not immune to lynchings. I do want to caution town, the serial killer is not alone.

vote: Beefy 187

Vote ATPG

For excessive confuslement of an ...err ..err *dang it*


Unvote ATPG vote Sarathos

....by my calcu ..err..err...lations he is 92.3428% more likely to be mafia because of how quiet he has err...err *dang* been.

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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Would the serial killer like to give it a shot? :laugh2:

I want to reassure everyone that the game is winnable by town. So the serial killer is not immune to lynchings. I do want to caution town, the serial killer is not alone.

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I don't think we'll ever see Beefy die. :clown:

So there are 2 serial killers? :inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by Motep

Why not do that?

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Because it hurts :wall:

I think the decision that QJC made is very good point. He seems to be only person who lynched me while being sober..

As for rest of you :inquisitive:

Vote: WH

Gut tells me so.

Vote: Sarathos

He's been quit, and because LW voted for him just before he was murdered. (Not a particulary good case, I know)

Sarathos: 2 (Fenring, El Diablo)
Elite Ferret: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)
Motep: 1 (WH)
Beefy: 1 (Craterus)
Warmaster Horus: 1 (Beefy 187)

24 hours remain. 4 votes left.

remaining votes:

Quintus JC
Elite Ferret
Sarathos
Motep

FoS: Elite Ferret :clown:

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

(Note to ATPG: It is better if you keep the phases to a standard timeline, as if you just carry on when you get the night orders, you clear those who are not awake at that time. Such as everyone around GMT +8 - GMT +11.)

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I've been having the serial killer email me the kills well before the night phase even begins.

For example, night two: I got the kill before the lynch was even decided.

:laugh2:

Since day phase is 48 hours long, I could have gotten the kills at any time during those 2 days. Up to, and including, those who voted last.

FoS: anyone who voted last. :clown:

Come on, I'm not going to make it that easy!

Vote: Motep

Nothing more than a hunch. ~:)

unvote: Beefy, vote: Motep

Gotta go with the hunch.

FoS: PizzaTurk

My suspects:

Sarathos
Motep
Warmaster Horus
Ibn-Khaldun
El Diablo

I took QJC off because I don't think he'd make his character so obvious in his posts if he was mafia, though I could well be wrong this is the only point in favour of innocence I can think of, I may add him back on later.

for now vote:Sarathos as he is first on the list.

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

FoS: PizzaTurk

My suspects:

Sarathos
Motep
Warmaster Horus
Ibn-Khaldun
Craterus
El Diablo

I took QJC off because I don't think he'd make his character so obvious in his posts if he was mafia, though I could well be wrong this is the only point in favour of innocence I can think of, I may add him back on later.

for now vote:Sarathos as he is first on the list.

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I guess you missed the bit where the host said my character and his allegiance...

~;)

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Originally Posted by Craterus

I guess you missed the bit where the host said my character and his allegiance...

~;)

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And because of that I doubt you'll live for too long...

Don't worry, you'll be in my prayers. :beam:

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

I took QJC off because I don't think he'd make his character so obvious in his posts if he was mafia, though I could well be wrong this is the only point in favour of innocence I can think of, I may add him back on later.

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I'll make it clear to the town that my role is the pious Nedward Flanders, and would not dare to think about harming a Christian soul... or anybody of any other religious beliefs. ~:)

vote:quintus

Bad flanders...

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Originally Posted by Craterus

I guess you missed the bit where the host said my character and his allegiance...

~;)

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oops...

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Originally Posted by Quintus.JC

I'll make it clear to the town that my role is the pious Nedward Flanders, and would not dare to think about harming a Christian soul... or anybody of any other religious beliefs. ~:)

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I don't think any of the Simpsons had religious beliefs, does this mean you would consider murdering them?

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Originally Posted by Elite Ferret

I don't think any of the Simpsons had religious beliefs, does this mean you would consider murdering them?

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Oh Diddly, it's that an accusation I hear? I have absolutely nothing against anyone that goes to Church on Sundays... and don't worry, Hinduism is a religion to be tolerated, not hated. :beam:

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Originally Posted by Motep

vote:quintus

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Accusation confirmed. :embarassed:

If this hasn't been proposed, how about we all reveal our characters, and work from there?

EDIT: Removed unnecessary sarcasm. :bow:

I don't think its a good idea. But then again, the serial killer doesnt necessarily know who has anti-murder traits.

Sarathos: 3 (Fenring, El Diablo, Elite Ferret)
Motep: 3 (WH, Quintus.JC, Craterus)
Warmaster Horus: 1 (Beefy 187)
Quintus.JC: 1 (Motep)
Elite Ferret: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)

remaining votes:

Sarathos


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Town does not need another double lynch. But unless Sarathos is suicidal, I don't think he will keep the tie.

unvote: Quintus

Vote: Sarathos

:sweatdrop: self preservation...

Sarathos: 4 (Fenring, El Diablo, Elite Ferret, Motep)
Motep: 3 (WH, Quintus.JC, Craterus)
Warmaster Horus: 1 (Beefy 187)
Elite Ferret: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)

remaining votes:

Sarathos

Pretty sure I voted Beefy, but anyway:
Unvote,Vote:Motep

You guys really don't want to lynch me....

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Originally Posted by Sarathos

Pretty sure I voted Beefy, but anyway:
Unvote,Vote:Motep

You guys really don't want to lynch me....

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So you wish to kill us both?

You must decide if killing both is in the interests of Town.

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Originally Posted by Motep

So you wish to kill us both?

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No, but I see no other way out.

Sarathos: 4 (Fenring, El Diablo, Elite Ferret, Motep)
Motep: 4 (WH, Quintus.JC, Craterus, Sarathos)
Warmaster Horus: 1 (Beefy 187)
Elite Ferret: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)


Only a few hours remain. Resolve the tie or two will hang tonight.

I say now, if I am lynched the town is stuffed....

I think town was "stuffed" when they lynched their police investigator. :7cop:

I say now, that If I am lynched, nothing really significant happens. However, if the murderer attacks me, I have a 50% chance at killing him!

And to Sarathos, I dont buy it!

Sarathos: 4 (Fenring, El Diablo, Elite Ferret, Motep)
Motep: 4 (WH, Quintus.JC, Craterus, Sarathos)
Warmaster Horus: 1 (Beefy 187)
Elite Ferret: 1 (Ibn-Khaldun)

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Lynchings:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"This is Kent Brockman with your channel 6 action news special report.

Three nights after the grisly Simpson murders, our once bright and cheerful little town has devolved into total darkness. It seems that, without Police Chief Wiggum to keep order, and with no new suspects, the town has chosen to randomly execute innocent civilians. Tonight, we see the crowd closing in on Springfield Elementary, where Groundskeeper Willie reportedly resides in a humble dwelling. Once again, loyal viewers, I will be giving you live coverage of this horrendous human atrocity, as we watch otherwise civilized people turn on one another. I am sure to get a Peabody for this!

Reverend Lovejoy:
"In here, my loyal sheep! God has told me in a vision that the perverted, drunken murderer dwells inside this ramshackle shed! May the unmerciful and righteous anger and thirst for vengeance within you all bring the godless heathen to his goat-like knees!"

Groundskeeper Willie:
"Ach, come in here and say that, ya wee dress-wearin' Bible-thumpin' pansy! I'll show you what Willie can do!"

Lovejoy:
"Bring it on, your heathen murderer! May God have mercy on your blackened soul!"

Willie:
"I'll ground up your internal organs and turn them all into haggis!"

Kent Brockman:
"It appears as if the good reverend has gotten into a violent battle to the death with Springfield's notoriously drunk, and superhumanly strong, greased Scotsman. Willie appears to have the upper hand, and he is strangling Reverend Lovejoy and bashing is head against a giant vat of kitchen grease he apparently keeps inside his shack. Lovejoy apparently has no experience in this sort of physical contest, and is being pulverized like a headless chicken."

Willie:
"Ya should'na entered my home, you crouton-eatin' surrender monkey! Willie's shack is the only place on school grounds outside all laws of Man and God. Now it's Willie's turn to unleash hellfire and brimstone on ya! Taste my grease, ya Jesus-lovin' bedwetter!"

Brockman:
"Groundkeeper Willie is drowning the beaten Reverend in the Elementary School's frying grease!"

Willie:
"I was savin' that grease for my retirement... now you've gone and ruined it wit' yer blood and your dead corpse... how am I supposed to sell this stuff now? Now burn in hell, and learn to play a proper organ while you are down there. Suck my bagpipes, churchy!"

Kent Brockman:
Willie has just murdered the town Reverend right in front of an angry mob. There is no doubt now, that even if the serial killer hasn't been found, a cold-blooded murderer will be lynched tonight."

Willie:
"Ach! I was just defendin' myself, you telepromter-readin' pants-wearin' catamite!"

Kent Brockman:
"Nevertheless, the angry mob wants justice. Ta-ta!"

Willie:
"Ya ain't seen the last of Willie! If you kill me, I will become more powerful than ye can possibly imagine! I'm warnin' ye... the bloodshed has only just beginnnnn!"

Kent Brockman:
"The angry mob is battering Willie with pitchforks, torches, and Bibles. They have Willie pinned down, and someone is apparently driving a very large and painful-looking lawnmower towards Willie's head. What you're about to witness is the most gruesome spectacle ever before televised. I'm being informed that we need to take a quick commercial break. And now, a word from our sponsors."

Cuts to a commercial.

"Tonight on FOX: America's most violent mobs caught on tape! You don't want to miss the thrilling and blood-splattering action! See innocent people get brutally destroyed for your viewing entertainment! From the people who brought you FOXXX, a 24-hour adult film channel with kid-friendly programming! Also tune in to FOX-News, which contains unbiased reporting, news, and debate from all sides of the Republican party. We return you to our regularly scheduled broadcasting."

Brockman:
"That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. It will take over three months and a team of eight hundred people to clean up the awful mess left behind from that depraved act of mob justice. Groundskeeper Willie, and Reverend Lovejoy, both met their violent end tonight. I sincerely hope that there are no other lynchings or murders for at least 24 hours."

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Murder:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Moe the Bartender was watching the events unfold down at Moe's Tavern, witnessing the grim spectacle, through 12 inches of crystal clear black-and-white, rabbit-eared glory.

"Gee, maybe I should attend the next lynching, it should be fun!"

A voice came from the shadows:
"But do you really think you will live that long?"

Moe:
"It's you again... haven't you terrorized Springfield long enough? Stay back, I've got a shotgun behind this bar!"

Dark figure:
"You mean.... this shotgun?"

Moe gasps.
The dark figure remains silent.

Moe:
"I have just one question. WHY are you killing everyone in Springfield?"

Dark figure:
"Wouldn't YOU like to know?"

Moe:
"Yeah, I kinda would. That was the whole point of my question."

Dark figure:
"I'll give you three hints..."

The dark figure fired at Moe, spilling his guts all over his various liquor cabinets, shattering bottles of alcohol everywhere. The lights in the bar flickered.

Moe:
"You shot me! And you spilled my precious liquor all over the floor. Don't you know how much that stuff costs?"

The dark figure fired again this time, in the chest, impacting his heart and lungs. Moe could no longer speak. Instead, he grabbed a large wooden sign and began painting with his own blood, and held it up. The sign reads:

"HELP"

The dark figure shoots Moe in the face, ending his miserable, ugly existence. From behind the bar comes a plume of smoke. The dark figure walks out of the bar, casually... just as the entire bar is engulfed in flames. The fire reaches the gas stove in the back, and the entire bar explodes in a giant fireball, erasing all evidence of the crime, except for minor pieces here and there.

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Still alive:

Quintus JC-
Elite Ferret-
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt.
Ibn-Khaldun-
Craterus-
El Diablo-
Beefy 187- survived two lynches.

Dead:

Sarathos- lynched
Motep- lynched
Warmaster Horus- murdered
Tratorix- lynched
Lord Winter- murdered

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Begin Day Four

Notice: Due to a game-related event, the town now has a vigilante.

You've been given 3 hints.

Happy Birthday to me! :balloon:

I want to give another hint: The way the serial killer talks is not a clue. Any of the remaining suspects have a specific and obvious way of talking. So disregard that.

Happy Birthday ATPG! :balloon: :balloon2: :balloon3:

Still alive:

Quintus JC-Ned Flanders
Elite Ferret-Apu Nasablablabla
Fenring- survived one assassination attempt. (probably innocent)
Ibn-Khaldun-?
Craterus-Waylon Smithers (confirmed innocent)
El Diablo-?
Beefy 187- survived two lynches. (90% innocent)


That narrows the suspects down to 4 people, I think it would help if El Diablo and Ibn-Khaldun reveal their roles, because there are the most suspcious in my eye. While Fenring should reveal as well, although its highly likely that he is innocent.


Edit: happy birthday ATPG, though your profile doesn't say when your birthday is, probably need to AskthePizzaGuy for confirmation.

vote: Ibn-Khaldun

I'm assuming the above is true. And I've played a part in El Diablo's death in the last two games so, I'll leave him be for now.

Now.. Why would You think that I am murderer?! :clown:

Anyway.. I vote: Elite Ferret :clown:
He is suspicious character.. at least in my eyes.. :clown:

okay that was a very weird post, and I am confused as to why you have voted me every round with no reason, added to that you are on the suspect list so

vote:Ibn-Khaldun

I say both Ibn-Khaldun and El Diablo are suspicious to be lynched. I want a character reveal if you don't mind.

Vote: Ibn-Khaldun

Even so I still don't feel a double lynch would help at this stage.