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Originally Posted by Sigurd
*** opens one eye and looks around him. Opens another bottle of bourbon, drinks half of it and stares at the two shady figures that had just spoken ***Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
I... don't... care... anymore...
Really...
*** drinks the rest of the bottle, spilling half of it on the floor, and falls asleep again ***
:barrel:
*takes mouth off tap for air and slurs
I don'wanna figh' no sheriffs
:medievalcheers:
Vote: abstain, drunkenly
*passes out
:zzz:
If you can beat me in a drinking contest ill tell you a little secret
*confused*
Vote: Beefy SOLIDQuote:
Originally Posted by 187Beefyz
Wow, I have to say after reading through this: this is one seriously deranged thread. :laugh4:
It's because of ATPG, trust me. Everything he touches becomes tainted...Quote:
Originally Posted by seireikhaan
..But I reckon, as I look around at all of ya, one of you is here to make the wrong kinda trouble, and the only way were gonna find out which one of you bums is the bull, is to vote for ya. Good old democracy is whats gonna do it for us.
Unvote: El Diablo
Vote: Reenk
You got any reason good sir, why you gotta go and do what you did? Cuase your Reekin to me right now...
Well that's weird, cuz I don't feel any dif-Quote:
Originally Posted by YLC
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Hawkin' and-a Lurkin'
boudica
777Aries777
Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
187Beefyz
Sarathos
ATPG
Reenk Roink
Current Tally
ATPG 1 (Andres)
Sarathos 1 (ATPG)
Reenk 1 (YLC)
Boudica 1 (QJC)
Caius 1 (Boudica)
Abstain187Beefyz 1 (ReenkSOLID)
Reenk wins:laugh4:
You all seem to be taking to your roles like hogs to slop.
If you're still not sure how to run your role, feel free to PM me. I'll send you some more background and dialogue from the book, and try and help you feel your way through the dark halls of their psyche.
If you get stuck, my advice, though, is go with it. It's your character, so play it how you want.
We're still waiting on a few pilgrims to mosey on over, and I'll be at working at 1 AM central time, so this first round will be a bit longer than initially stated. I also want to try and get the write up back to mid-dayish.
Once we get through this initial round, expect the 48/24 round to be pretty concrete.
vote: ATPG
The degenerated youth of today would deny a paying gentlemen his opium fixation? :whip:
Nothing from Tiberius yet.
Where is that scoundrel. Have any of you checked the opium parlours?
If he aint coming, we might as well leave without him.
Vote: Tiberius of the Drake
Vote:Andres always a good choice when no other options are open (i.e random)
Druged' un' Thuged'
boudica
777Aries777
Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
187Beefyz
Sarathos
ATPG
Reenk Roink
Hung 'uns
187Beefyz 2 (Reenk Roink, sarathos)
Sarathos 2 (ATPG, 777Ares777)
ATPG 1 (Andres)
Reenk 1 (YLC)
Boudica 1 (QJC)
Caius 1 (Boudica)
Andres 1 (Tiberius of the drake)
Tiberius of the drake 1 (sigurd)
Sarathos 1 (187Beefyz)
Vote: Sarathos
Where are you big fella?
Vote:Beefy
Boo.
Arrr! :scared:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
*nearly has heart attack
unvote
vote: sarathos
Good to see you :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
My vote stays though :laugh4:
Vote: 777Aries777
Just making the list of people voted for longer. 12 players. 10 of them have at least 1 vote. I lol'ed.
I was wondering if everyone had a vote against them, whether the game might be decided by the end of the first day in one big royal rumble shootout :laugh4:
OK, is this what happens when the sharpest one in the saloon goes for a night of hitting the sauce? The tally wasn't updated, the names were misspelled or abbreviated, and Sarathos had two different entries for him! :laugh4:
Sarathos 3 (Askthepizzaguy, 187Beefyz, 777Ares777)
187Beefyz 2 (Reenk Roink, Sarathos)
Askthepizzaguy 1 (Andres)
Reenk Roink 1 (YLC)
boudica 1 (Quintus.JC)
Caius 1 (boudica)
Andres 1 (Tiberius of the Drake)
Tiberius of the Drake 1 (Sigurd)
777Ares777 1 (CountArach)
Now that that's done, who wants to play some pool? I gotta warn ya... I'm not that good...
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
777Ares777 :stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Hitler hates me! ~:mecry:
This round will be ending shortly. If anyone wants to make a final statement, or change their vote, now would be the time.
Round is over, write up coming.
End of Day 1
The day had neared it’s end. Throughout it, members of the “Johnson Family” had arrived. An old hotel outside of town, once nearly always empty and run down, was functioning as their meeting point. The old building had been returned, temporarily, to life. There was plenty of booze, and even a few loose women were flaunting their goods.
One of these criminal types had begun to feel a strange itchy sensation in his lower region.
The disappearance of St. Louis Frank, and the subsequent discovery that he had landed in jail had many in the group concerned. Many in the family had taken to voting in a vigilante fashion, and things weren’t going well for one of the late comers.
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“Where you been Smiler?”
“Well, I just got in off the local line,” replied the young thief who always seemed up beat, with a big smile on his face.
“Seems to me I thought I saw you wanderin’ around town these last few days.”
“No, you got me mistaken with someone else. I really just got off the line from Stew Junction. First place I been to, since I lef the yard.”
“Hunh. I says yous a lia’. And I bet your lyin’ because you ain’t playing us straight.”
“I’m playin’ ya’ straight.! I’m playin’ ya’ straight! I came in here looking for you know who, so’s that I can pawn off these gold watches I pinched from a jewelry store.”
“I says you’re a lyin’ dog! And I don’t wanna hear no more of your barking.”
A couple cannons come out from beneath a jacket, and thunder rolls low to the ground.
Smiler grabs his chest, and falls forward, still smiling.
Sarathos, Aka. “Smiler” is Lynched.
Fully dead:
Sarathos
Still around:
boudica
777Aries777
Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
187Beefyz
ATPG
Reenk Roink
Begin Night 1
Please send in any night actions. If they all come in promptly, I'll end it in the usual 24 hour cycle.
Also, if you still have any questions please ask.
Poor fellow. Soon as he appears he is lynched.
Rest in peace Sarathos :bow:
Snap! Lynched first round. Well I guess it was for a good reason.....wait, no it wasn't.....
Would that day would come soon, I will actually be able to vote.
Sucks that I am here during night time. You paranoid peoples will likely kill me.
:no:
Yoyoma... if you have all your night actions, could you have mercy on me and start day phase? I'd love to vote but I've been here since the early mornin!
First round votes are always random, somebody had to get lynched. There was 0.0769230769 % chance that you were the mafia, so it was reasonable enought... to a degree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
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Originally Posted by Quintus.JC
0.0769230768 %
my my the youth of today are so mediocre in the field of math, Now where did i put my pot of glue...
Are you sure of your calculations? Maybe my brain is getting a little rusty after all, don't get much mental maths tests after SATs.Quote:
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
Caius is WOG bait at this point... I am curious where he's been.
Oh by the way... I found something interesting about this game. I don't know if I should reveal it here. (No Yoyoma, it's not that.)
ToucheQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Pizza, however much you may admire me, I am no god, nor do I have designs on his/her/its job.
I am a very flawed man, and that is all I shall ever be.
The Wrath Of A Flawed Man, WOA-FM, is far smaller that The Wrath Of God, WOG.
I'm as good as dead, aren't I?
Sigh... if only I were more patient. :wall:
I am warning the cop, though. I can reveal who you are if you try to arrest me. So go ahead and try it, pal.
I'll try to do this in-character.
Here's some of the gossip I was spreadin', but it's something you might think to yourselves anyway if you just took a look!
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You may also Vote: Abstain and Vote: No Lynch. If dead people are distracting you, you can even vote them again. Heck, if you want to vote for a squirrel, I'll even add that to the tally. Maybe you'll end up with something nice in your mulligan stew.
Feel free to post cordially, but please, no dead detectives. You will have been neutralized, please remain neutral... There may even be roles that affect you. Besides, everyone deserves the right to win You Can't Win, even your enemy.
What I'm saying is that Providence has shown me the path, and that the devil among us can harm us from beyond the grave. I could be wrong about my revelation, but it makes no sense that our Lord would show us something if he didn't intend us to have a look. And I heard gossip in private that seemed to confirm my suspicions, from one of us here mortals.
You may also want to know that I don't pledge allegiance to either flag, either the "rebel" or the "union", so to speak. And by telling you what the Lord has revealed to me, I am a marked woman. I have no ability to defend myself in a shootout because I'm bad with guns, and I can only choose a gentleman champion to take my place, but some of you won't defend a lady and I'll end up dead, just like in the book.
The sheriff cannot stop my... business activities... without revealing himself to y'all. As such, I can reveal this information to you. Because I follow no flag, I am just trying to survive, that's all I ask of you, and you can even send your men to check my story.
All I ask is that you let me live in peace.
There is another side to my story... If you don't let me live in peace, I will be forced to choose to align myself with the law man, just to survive. As I said you can confirm all this independently.
That's my story, and I know it sounds strange. But if I am to live to see the end of these days, I am more or less forced to reveal the whole truth. I may be wrong about the top part, people killing after dying and such, but I know myself and I know that that is the gospel truth.
Will you let me continue living and loving like a lady like me should, or will you condemn me to the jail force me to turn snitch? The choice is out of my hands. At present, I trust you with my life more than I trust these law men.
*heads out into the jungle for an early morning draining of the lizard* :laugh4:
*scratches a chin so square you could use it to level a bar and so rough you could light a match off*
"hold on - is it still night? That bourbon sure is the :daisy:!"
*staggers back into the bar - trips over Pizza 'Gals' discarded petticoats - falls back to sleep under the table*
still night then :inquisitive:
So...rry, I thought my home was made of doors and windows, and then realized every house was, so I got... lost.
The first night of the convention seemed the longest, and the moon shown full as a fresh biscuit in the night sky. The liquor and song poured out across all of Pocatello, and the surrounding jungle. Perhaps it was the liquor, or the possible venereal disease, but one of the loosest women of the group, now known to many, spouted a premonition of a zombie invasion, then wandered off into one of the local bars on the edge of town, where she got drunk and pounced on men. Meanwhile, several of those back at camp began feeling a strange itchy sensation in their nether regions.
After the early evening had passed, Spokane, one of the youngest and fresh faced of the convention, headed back to the the hotel where his wife waited. Neither he, nor the eyes that scoured those who wandered in and out of town made note of each other. Perhaps his innocent face had saved him this time.
Fully dead:
Sarathos
Still around:
boudica
777Aries777
Quintus.JC
Caius
YLC
Andres
Tiberius of the Drake
Siguard
CountArach
187Beefyz
ATPG
Reenk Roink
Begin Day TwoYou have 48 hours.
Sorry gang, I thought I had mentioned somewhere that since several people were having trouble getting used to their roles, or had trouble understanding some of the language, I would let the first night last as long as the day period. I couldn't find that when I went back, so I must have only dreamt that I posted it. I did reference it at the end of the last write up:
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Please send in any night actions. If they all come in promptly, I'll end it in the usual 24 hour cycle.
Also, if you still have any questions please ask.
Anyway, from now on the 48/24 rule will be strictly enforced, except for cases of SOLID voting.
Does anyone here claim to be Rebel George? Yoyoma just randomly told me he's an innocent character :shrug: ....
What do you mean claim? I AM rebel George
Beef is bad for vegetarians.Quote:
Originally Posted by 187Beefyz
Vote:187Beefyz
But who hates Beef?Quote:
Originally Posted by Caius
There is something wrong with you, something like... well, I don't realize what is it. Let me drink one more beer and I will tell you.
What do you mean by 'randomly'? - Hell! what do you mean by 'innocent'???:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
Vote: Caius
He hates Beefy! He hates Beef!! :wall:
A retaliation vote...Quote:
Originally Posted by 187Beefyz
Confucius says retaliation vote is scummy.
Vote : 187Beefyz
Now where's that pizzagal! I have special needs!
Hammurabi said eye for a eye, tooth for a tooth
You still have teeth? You go to a dentist? Are you one of those damned "good citizens" who actually go to dentists?Quote:
Originally Posted by 187Beefyz
A real man drinks a bottle of bourbon and asks his friend to punch out the tooth that's hurting.
I say we lynch the guy with the decent teeth!
Hey im just a little richer and more successful then you lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
I cant afford you dentist fees, but how about I buy you lot some drinks ey?
Vote: Beefy
All we have to go on is a retaliation vote.
Are you really? It looks like this mafia fell into my trapQuote:
Originally Posted by 187Beefyz
vote:187beefyz
Rebel George is actually a mafia :laugh4: you've been done over Beefy, :bow:
I didn't notich the part about Rebel George being mafia. Give me more detail and I'll help you to screw Beefy.Quote:
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
I was given a report that sarathos was innocent, and that his journal said rebel george admits to being mafia and something to do with llamas, either way that indicates rebel george is evil, and llamas point at beefy regardless, so i acted like rebel george was innocent to trap rebel george, and it worked :laugh4: (i think) i'm not quite a detective so don't assume i have some kind of pro townie role, just being honest as an honorable old man should, before his cocaine rush naturallyQuote:
Originally Posted by Quintus.JC
It's interesting, where did you get this report? (please answer this question if you can)Quote:
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
Ilams definitely points to Beefy....
Vote: Beefy
Yoyoma silly :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Quintus.JC
I do have some ability, but any information i find isn't directive but suggestive. I am quite the gent though, not one to gossip :holmes: so either choose to believe me or don't, though it seems everyone was voting against beefy even wheni lied and said he was innocent, which is a worrying thing to do....
Something is fishy about your "discovery" Ares - it comes too quick, and implicates too well - about Beefy. Something Reeks, and it's not Andres...
Vote: Ares
Wait a minute, aren't we supposed to be scum ergo the innocents are the bad guys?Quote:
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
Unvote : Beefy ; Vote 777Ares777
I'd like to hear more details and I'd like to hear more from Sarathos as well.
Alright, so now that we are all scum, I am more interested in this part. That said I think Ares would be a good lynch. The entire reveal is suspicious and leaves some questions unanswered... like how he got the report.Quote:
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
Unvote: Beefy
Vote: Ares
1: why do you keep voting for me andres? :wall:
2: why do you believe lynching an investiagtive force will help? back to front, i trap beefy into admitting hes mafia and all you can do is twist any useful information i recover to satisify your seeming ares hate on me
3: @ylc: i can investiagte the dead ok? it just so happens sarathos was a good guy to investigate, since when have investigators ever being voted against like this? :shrug: Why should it take ages to find this infomation when im lucky enough to recieve it a the start
4: :furious3:
5: more details? i can investiagate the dead :shrug:
if the good are the mafia then that would frame sarathos not me :balloon2:
Nono.. That means Sarathos confirmed me evil doesn't it ? Meaning im ready to do all sorts of dirty deeds
As a safe bet, you will both be lynched - also, if memory serves, Beefy is not dead, yet you claim to be able to investigate the dead :inquisitive:
Your not adding up...
Not really, we also have this ridiculous bandwagon on Beefy (now unwinding... :inquisitive:)Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
And now on Ares? He's a odd feller but does not seem as sherifflike like som'o ya...
Vote: CountArach
Just got in not too long ago, read all emails. Give me a minute or two to read everything and vote.
He claims that he investigated Sarathos, and Sarathos wrote that Rebel George (me) is guiltyQuote:
Originally Posted by YLC
Which is if that's true, is a baseless claim, unless he can point out otherwise. Now, it still is our best interests to see you both dead, that still rings true.Quote:
Originally Posted by 187Beefyz
Falsetto
Mercy me, I am still alive... Lord knows for how long.
I don't think this Sarathos character is "fully dead"... call it a hunch, but since all I want to do is live, and I have no intention of getting involved in the fight between you handsome gentlemen and the law, I will go with my hunch and vote for the dead gentleman.
Let's find his body and make sure it's still cold.
Vote: Sarathos
His "fully" dead ATPG. Do you want him to be completely and utterly dead? :clown:
Just for the record, I am Spokane. I think an attempt on my life was made this last night.Quote:
After the early evening had passed, Spokane, one of the youngest and fresh faced of the convention, headed back to the the hotel where his wife waited. Neither he, nor the eyes that scoured those who wandered in and out of town made note of each other. Perhaps his innocent face had saved him this time.
I do have a "foil the attempt on you" ability.
Now, who would want to see me dead? I think the windbag has a hand in this and therefore I vote: Andres the fart.
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by 187Beefyz
I don't want to get involved in the town/mafia, criminal/lawman feud, and as crazy as this hunch is, if I didn't believe in it, I would have voted: abstain.
It's a silly, silly theory, but it explains Yoyoma's curious rulebook for this game which specifically allows voting for the dead.
I'm also curious to see who will vote for me in response to voting for the dead. It's all very informative.
1. I didn't vote you in any Chicago Soirée, I just FoS'ed you;Quote:
Originally Posted by 777Ares777
2. I want more information before I believe that a) you have investigation powers; b) you use those powers for the town and not the mafia. And I don't hate you :bow:
And what makes you think I have a hand in that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Me thinks you lost our banter with words and you need revenge to compensate a belittled manhood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
And I must apologize the implied reference to emptiness in your character. I should rephrase the insult to AndrestheCunningFart. :mellow:
He's a cunning linguist, too.
I should know.
Maybe we should lynch Yoyoma once. I mean the game is called "You can't win"
Yea and I realised I got out of character