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Unvote; Vote: TheLastDays
I remember last game.
You do, don't you?
That's your second OMGUS vote today though...
OMGUSQuote:
Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder
vote: Captain Blackadder
vote: issaikhaan
hope I'm not late
You should probably not lynch me. Just sayin'. Pizza is way scummier.
Round is over. Standby for execution.
DAY ONE
The Pizza-eaters gathered together, and began accusing one another of being heretics. The local magistrate was overseeing these events, but the crowd had obviously gone mad, and some began accusing the local magistrate himself.... the one known as Askthepizzaguy.
The charismatic leader of this group was a General of some sort (nothing to sneeze at!) and as such, he held powerful sway over the others. Soon, they began to follow his lead... and a small gathering of peasants surrounded the magistrate. One of the peasants stepped forward.
issaikhaan: "It's you! You're the heretic among us, pizza man! I know this because you have a dark and scummy past, and you like to melt the minds of mortal men with maddening plot twists! You, magistrate, are the corrupter of the people!"
Askthepizzaguy: "Is that so?"
issaikhaan: "It is so!"
Askthepizzaguy: "Are you sure?"
issaikhaan: "Quite sure!"
Askthepizzaguy: "Are you absolutely positive?"
issaikhaan: "Never been more sure of anything in my life!"
Askthepizzaguy: "WELL YOU'RE WRONG!!!"
And so, the magistrate pulled out a revolver, and fired it at issaikhaan.
*BANG*
Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR GREATERKHAAN!!!"
And the magistrate fired again.
*BANG*
Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR MAKAIKHAAN!!!"
And the magistrate fired again.
*BANG*
Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR SEIREIKHAAN!!!"
And the magistrate fired again.
*BANG*
Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR SHINSEIKHAAN!!!"
And the magistrate fired again.
*BANG*
Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR YASEIKHAAN!!!"
And the magistrate fired again.
*BANG*
Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR ISSAIKHAAN!!!"
And the magistrate fired again, but nothing happened. Everyone stood there, wondering what was wrong.
Askthepizzaguy: "Hold on, hold on.... stupid revolver. I have to reload...."
Everyone, including 'khaan, waited patiently for Askthepizzaguy to fumble through his pockets for a box of bullets, and clumsily load each one into the gun.
Askthepizzaguy: "THIS IS FOR ISSAIKHAAN!!!"
*BANG*
Askthepizzaguy: "AND THIS IS FOR ME!!!"
*BANG*
Everyone waited for 'khaan to fall over dead, but he just stood there. In fact, he seemed in good spirits.
issaikhaan: "Well, your aim could use some improvement, it seems."
Askthepizzaguy: "Fine.... have it your way. Guards! Take him away! He's a blasphemer, spreading vile lies about the wondrous Pizza!"
Without further ado, several heavily armed guards took issaikhaan away to be tried for heresy. Bad things happened to 'khaan.
Terrible things!
And then he died and stuff.
Alive:
ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Captain Blackadder
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Mr Stuka
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays
Dead:
issaikhaan
This round will end in 24 hours if I have all the orders, but I'll grant an extension if needed.
NIGHT ONE
You missed one of his nicknames. :smartass2:
Askthepizzaguy rules!
:sweetheart:Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
I told you Pizza was a monster. Forgetting the divine one, what a monster.
And so, the magistrate pulled out another revolver, and ordered issaikhaan's corpse to be brought before him. He jumped atop the fallen one, straddled his chest, and aimed the weapon right at issaikhaan's face.
Askthepizzaguy: "....AND THIS IS FOR KAMIKHAAN!!!"
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
There was nothing left of khaan's face. While he wasn't any deader than he was already, the ground was a lot gooier.
Askthepizzaguy: "At 7000 posts, I'll call you Gooeykhaan".
How many credits will we get at the end of each night phase and how much does it cost to use my item?
I'm guessing the two factions are pizza delivery chains. The serial killer role is probably either an armed robber named Tyrone or an unchained pit bull named Stonewall in a trailer park. (both true stories, I worked "in the business" for many years.)
I have been attacked by unchained pit bulls just hanging around in people's yards unattended after their owners ordered pizza.
I should have the legal right to drive my car over their dog and straight through their living room whenever that happens. I would, with pleasure. The stupidity of the average human being is astounding to me, and stupidity should have consequences.
Hows about wheeled toys (and other hazards) on dark porch steps and no one turns on the freaking porch lights.
Or snow drifts that are so high they cannot open the glass outer door, so they say they need to cancel unless you can help them clear the sidewalk (with no tip afterwards)
Or husbands/kids/friends who get the money from mom/dad, wait for payer to walk off, and then they pocket the tip right in front of you. One dad left me a check with a tip to order for the kid what they always order, and the little tart babysitter asked for the difference back in cash. I told her only if she showed me her breasts.
My personal favorite is Have-The-Baby-Pay-Because-its-cute-and-i-wont-feel-guilty-about-not-tipping customers.
But I really loved that job for a while, until we got a new owner. Lots of smokeouts in the walk-in cooler, late night parties with the other chains disgruntled employees and having sex with girls who smell like pizza. My only regret is that I never got to shoot anyone.
This is definitely worthy of a backroom thread, so let's open one and stop spamming my own game. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Here it is: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...horror-stories
I can't access that link you put up ATPG. Perhaps you should be taught how to treat dogs who are not properly trained.
Didn't you forget Yaseikhaan too or is that just me?
I thought I read Yaseikhaan... *goes to check* ...yep, it's there :D
Also I usually tip generously when I order pizza (or anything, for that matter) dunno why, probably don't want to feel guilty or something ^^
It's so quiet in here. I know that cults are secetive and all, but at least leave some scary candle arrangements or latin devil worship chants.
What do Pizza cults sacrifice to appease the gods?
Interestingly, I think I am actually missing orders. Which is nifty because certain people were in fact active. :stare:
I'll give you until tonight. Get those orders in peoples.
I'll place a bucket of water over my door so any cultist who tries to enter will get SOAKED.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Then we can lynch whoever's sneezing tomorrow.
Bah, close enough....
NIGHT ONE
The peasants gathered together in the morning, to find Askthepizzaguy weeping uncontrollably. One of them approached him and asked the magistrate guy what was wrong, to which the magistrate replied:
Askthepizzaguy: "You made me kill him! You people and your voting.... I didn't want to kill this man, for he was the prettiest one among you. And now look at him.... look at his beautiful face...."
Askthepizzaguy scooped up an unrecognizable mess of dirt, blood, and fleshy bits from the ground.
Askthepizzaguy: "Even now, in this state, he's still the prettiest one here, besides me of course. Now, find me a heretic, or you'll soon find yourselves splattered on the ground next to khaan."
Askthepizzaguy pulled out yet another revolver and waved it around at the peasants to encourage their participation.
Askthepizzaguy: "Also, nothing happens if you try to lynch me."
Pizza waved the gun at GH.
Askthepizzaguy: "I unclog my nose in your general direction. Let the accusations commence!"
Alive:
ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Captain Blackadder
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Mr Stuka
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays
Dead:
issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you :snobby:
Please spend the next 24 hours discussing and voting!
BEGIN DAY TWO
Right, as if you didn't enjoy killing 'khaan...
random says vote: Secura
So who got recruited? I'm curious what kind discount card and dental package these organizations offer.
Vote: Captain Blackadder
I have my reasons. But this isn't just some random bandwagon, so I need people to help me out here.
Askthepizzaguy rules!
Just because this is not some random bandwagon and GH have a reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Vote: Captain Blackadder
Clever game you're playing there, because there are no reveals upon death and therefore nobody will know the validity of your claims until the end.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Still, Vote: Mr Stuka.
If you could elaborate a bit on these reasons I might be willing to listen to you rather than the almighty randomQuote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Well you are certainly off base in that regard. Three possibilities are there. Option one you are mafia pulling an incrediably ballsy move. Option Two you are some kind of insane detective. Three you are some kind of crazy townie lying for no good reason at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Option 4: Crazy townie trying to see how scummy you do or don't look when you respond?
I don't know, someone falsely accuses me, I generally vote for him.
vote: Captain Blackadder
Vote: Renata
Yep.
Vote: Believer
No U!
You so protective. Are you the blue or the red cult leader?Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Psst.. Chess?
Blue. You found us out; I guess we should pack it in, Diamondeye. I'll get the noose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Believer
BlueChess? Sounds good :beam:
Cool. Get one for me too if you please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renata
....
That was the one for you.
That's what they want you to believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renata
Umph. Sorry.
I like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
vote: Captain Blackadder
And I can't see why a mafia GH would pull off this move on Day 2, so I'm believing it.
Well, I have a nagging sense Diamondeye is guilty. But why vote for him when I could jump on abandwagonvalid case?
Vote: Captain Blackadder
vote: Captain Blackadder resistance is futile
vote: Mr. Stuka
My reasons remain the same as yesterday; his D1 vote based on an off-the-cuff-remark that he deems to be a "good case", after skim-reading it? Really?
Everyone who doesn't agree, hands in the air please.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Stuka
Also, I was going to vote with GH but that seems to be taken care of. No need to go overboard.
I think you're scum, the almighty random is always right... I want to point out that this case has as much credibility as the wagon on Blackadder, still people seem to jump all over that one ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Which case are you referring to? Secura's or yours?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
Personally I don't think there's a better case than GH's. Even if the setup makes it possible for a bad guy to make such a claim, I'm not seeing why he would choose to do it so early. My guess is that he really has information about Captain Blackadder.
And like Renata said, CB should have been more aggressive in his reply, if he really was Town, because in his eyes the accuser should be misguided. Yet he's not voting GH, not even voting anyone. Why is that so? I think he knows that he's been caught, and there's not much defense to be made.
Do the rules forbid quoting things from anywhere private? (If so, can we paraphrase things?) That would explain GHs behaviour if he's seen something there... if it's not that, his case might be good but from what's in his post it's nothing
And I was referring to my "case" which can't really be called a case, I was just pointing out that GH's case as it stands is not much more... I'd still like to see some explanation for it... and even though it doesn't really do anything I think I'm going to pressure... unvote, vote: GeneralHankerchief
GH's case holds a lot more than a random accusation because he's putting himself in the spotlight and will become a target for the mafia if he's telling the truth. Such a *strong* case is rarely available on Day 2, why do you hesitate? It looks like you're pushing to get more information from GH, when there's no real need for it. If GH is making a play, we have time to catch him later, particularly if he's still alive when he shouldn't be.
My question is, what reason does he have to withhold the information that leads to his vote if he's an honest townie?
I'm not hesitating, my vote isn't needed on the CB-wagon... I'm trying to pick up some other hints and put pressure at other people...
Also how does he make himself a target in a game where the Mafia will not be able to kill him for a while?
I'm not going to explain myself beyond the fact that I have a good reason to vote for CB. Yes, this way I'm keeping everybody guessing. This is intentional.
Askthepizzaguy rules!
We cannot be sure how long it will be before the mafia can kill, but at this point GH may very well be their first victim if he's truthful, thus yes he'll be a target, albeit perhaps not immediately (or perhaps yes, what do we know of the mafia abilities anyway?)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
vote: GeneralHankerchief
I do not see what information he could possibly have.
Populus, your last vote is invalid. You need to unvote first.
I already voted this round? Thanks.
unvote; vote: GeneralHankerchief
I am going to listen to GH and hopefully he has a point. vote:Captain Blackadder
vote:Captain Blackadder
I may change this if an explanation is not posted. GeneralHankerchief: the only way I can think of that you have solid evidence is if BlackAdder was the target of a failed conversion, in which case in order for you to know this means you are in one of the cults.
If there is some sort of PM traffic that you were part of that incriminates BA then the town would very much like to be privvy to that info.
Edit: wasnt bolded
Good case, got me there! I must be a cult leader because I voted for someone randomly on Day 1!Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Well I haven't got any messages from anyone. I have no idea how GH came up with his view that I am scum. He is wrong on that front and should be lynched. I have thought overnight and the only reason that I can think of him doing this that he is scum. ATPG doesn't like investigators so I doubt their is one in the game. Which means that he is a cult leader that attempted to convert me and failed. This makes me think I might have a hidden ability on that front. My role pm doesn't mention any ability to resist conversion however the rules do
Town will have incorruptible members who cannot be converted, their goal is town victory only.
Vote GeneralH
Ok the round is over. Standby for the writeup.
Unvote Blackadder
Vote: General Handkerchief
damnit
DAY TWO
The Pizza-eaters gathered together, and began accusing one another of being heretics, once again.
This time, the charismatic leader of this group, a General, began accusing one of the lower-ranked peasants of being a dangerous heretic!
GeneralHankerchief: "General says vote Blackadder!"
Most everyone: "Okay!"
GeneralHankerchief: "Hmmm..... General says touch your toes!"
Most everyone: "Okay!"
GeneralHankerchief: "All right..... General says do the chicken dance!"
Most everyone: "Okay!"
GeneralHankerchief: "General says, stomp your feet, and wiggle your ears!"
Most everyone: "Okay!"
GeneralHankerchief: "Now, strip completely naked and run around screaming 'shabba-dabba-doobie' with your eyes closed!"
Believer: "SHABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"
GeneralHankerchief: "Ah, ah, ah..... I didn't say General says!"
Believer: :shame:
Askthepizzaguy: "Are you crazy?"
GeneralHankerchief: "Crazy like an escaped mental patient! Now bring Captain Blackadder to justice!"
Askthepizzaguy: "All right. I guess I will. Are you prepared to meet your doom, Captain?"
Captain Blackadder: "Hmm.... let me think. How about no, you silly banana. You're all a bunch of sheep! Sheep I tells ya! Baaaaahh! Baaaahhhh!"
Askthepizzaguy: "Sheep, you say? Well, you gotta admit this is a..... sticky.... situation...." :laugh4:
Captain Blackadder: "Wait... that doesn't even make any sense! What does sheep have to do wi-"
The magistrate raised his revolver and fired it at point-blank range, splattering Blackadder's brains all over everyone. Slowly, the headless body of Blackadder slumped to the ground.
Askthepizzaguy: "All right. Something tells me there's still more of them out there, and we can't even be sure Blackadder was guilty. Everyone, I order you to go get some sleep!"
Everyone slowly started to back away, and go home for the evening...
Askthepizzaguy: "Yes.... in Soviet gameroom, Pizza orders you."
Quote:
Blackadder: GH, IK, Renata, Romanic, Mr Stuka, classical_hero, MRD,
GH: TLD, Populus Romanus, CB
Mr Stuka: AT, Secura,
Renata: Believer
Believer: DE
Alive:
ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Mr Stuka
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays
Dead:
issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you :snobby:
Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches :eyebrows:
This round will end in 24 hours if I have all the orders, but I'll grant an extension if needed.
NIGHT TWO
You can as facetious as you like, but that isn't what your vote says:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Stuka
This post implies three things; that you skim-read Ibn's post (how does one skim-read a sentence?), that you believed he was making a good point and that you joined him in voting for GH. It does not imply that your vote was randomised; au contraire, in fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Stuka
It's true that Pizza isn't too fond of investigators (and roleblockers, killers...) metagaming him, but that doesn't mean that he wouldn't use them in his own games (wasn't there an investigative role in Revengening 2?); my guess is that they'd be in a reduced capacity though, probably scanning for something like susceptibility to recruitment rather than outright alignment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder
Unfortunately, that isn't possible, because the rules state the following:Quote:
Which means that he is a cult leader that attempted to convert me and failed. This makes me think I might have a hidden ability on that front.
Only GH knows what his reasoning was for your lynch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
You are never watching me sleep again. :angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Or is he? :curtain:Quote:
Originally Posted by Believer
:laugh: @Believer in the write up.
I was never really good at si... General says.Quote:
Originally Posted by classical_hero
If I remember correctly, you also voted for me in the ill-fated KnightTimeII(:shame:). Now, you can't possibly think I'm scummy in two games, can you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
This implies to me that you have some kind of personal grudge against me, for some reason. You best drop it so we can find the real cult leaders.
GH now that I am dead can you please explain your reasoning behind your view? Also I will hound you on this one at the end of the game if you role town at this point. Since to be quite honest if you are town then what you did was at least not in my mind in the spirit of the game, the only mitigating factor would be if you are scum in which case I bow my hat to you for getting a townie lynched with great ease and no explanation.
My only vote in that game was a joke vote for Amsel's pun, you voted for me based on that, I didn't vote for you at all. In this game, your opening vote strikes me as odd, moreso since you rationalised it as being randomised even though the comment that accompanied it inferred anything but; I can't be the only person to think this, surely?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Stuka
Your second paragraph disheartens me, though; I'm not one for holding grudges and I don't really understand how you'd infer that from my accusations, particularly as our interactions prior to this game have really been nil. I'm truly sorry that you feel that way. :/
Oh yea, I guess you're right. you didn't vote for me that game. Sorry, my mistake. But still, voting for me two days in a row based based off a Day 1 vote is kind of ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Nope, Little Monster. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Nope, not yet anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder
Askthepizzaguy rules!
You, you agree with Secura? Fine, make me cry! :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second tah-me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Stuka
Yeeeees, Master.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Oh, by the way, in case anybody is thinking of putting a serious amount of pressure votes on me next round to get me to talk, it isn't going to happen.
Askthepizzaguy rules!
Fine, we'll pressure you now! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Just curious how you came up with that horrible excuse for "evidence" since you were wrong so very wrong about me.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
NIGHT TWO
Askthepizzaguy ran around town wielding a metal trash can lid, and banging it with a huge wooden spoon.
Askthepizzaguy: "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up everyone! Time to play General says one more time!"
Some of them crawled from their homes, very groggy. The sun hadn't even come up yet. Why was Pizza tormenting them this early?
Askthepizzaguy: "Because I can! And yes, I can read your minds!"
So, after some coffee, they began to wearily point fingers at one another.
Alive:
ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Mr Stuka
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays
Dead:
issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you :snobby:
Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches :eyebrows:
This round will end in 24 hours.
DAY THREE
Again, Vote: Mr Stuka
But what about teh lurkies?
Vote: GeneralHankerchief