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Making fun of the handicapped is wrong. But making fun of mutated smilies is okay... right?
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Making fun of the handicapped is wrong. But making fun of mutated smilies is okay... right?
Is this anything?Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
My general engineering teacher rides his bike to work. I really hope I didn't pronounce his name wrong. They are serving swiss stake down stairs. I wonder if it's any good? In either case I will desend to eat some soon
Turn Off The Light And Murder The Dawn!
I think we should take a moment to salute the master of spam.
Ave Abokasee, salutamus. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Abokasee
I will eat now. Then I will study. Then sleep. Maybe someother stuff too.
I almost have 600 posts...
Almost there...
Just two more...
Just...
one...
more...
rrrrrrrr... :bigcry:
Quit it, you! This is not the Official Post Count Thread!
If you wanna hang around here, you better cut the non-sense and start spamming, now.
Aaaaah... 600 posts. :nice:
All right- 600! It's no 4,000, but it's a start!
:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
:balloon2:
:thinking: Somehow, I think I should detect a hint of irony in this... but I don't...Quote:
Originally Posted by Proletariat
My ironymeter mmust be off.
Back to spamming.
https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/...delic20il1.jpg
Heavix. ~D
Wait... am I the only person left spamming? This is alarming.
I think you are. What a faux-pas.
I'm back with a full belly. Oh, today was the first weekday were I actuall ate lunch. Always skippped it before. Now for physics
Is there anybody... OUT there?
https://img195.imageshack.us/img195/...allface8ue.gif
Edit: I guess so. ~D
What IS a faux-pas? It translates roughly as a false-not... so what does it mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by NeonGod
Non non...il faut pas le faire. Alternatively, a "false step" could also be taken as a proper interpretation.Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
I just found a picture of the pig from the Wall stage show.
https://img324.imageshack.us/img324/3126/pig9fu.jpg
That thing is scary. ~:eek:
yummy
I'm procrastinating on my studies. Oh, and last thrusday I fell asleep in class for the first time ever. Aren't you proud of me?
Meatwad!
You post one more oversized pic in my Celebratory Spam thread and...
:bomb:
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Hell, I've done that. ~:handball: Not on purpose, but I have been in some warm classrooms.Quote:
Originally Posted by discovery1
Have you ever just skipped class for a week just because you felt like it?
...Don't.
Those are oversized? Wow- I guess the requirements are stricter than i thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
Okay, only thumbnails form now on- or small pictures.
Reminds me of the Phantom Creeps robot used by White Zombie.Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
If your pics force the thread size to expand horizontally from its normal size, then it's an oversized pic. Assuming you're looking at a 1024x768 screen that is.Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
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OH! I have a 1280/1024 screen. That's why it's skewed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beirut
(That may sound impressive, but I got it on a deal- it was something like 3 years old. But it's a flat screen, so it isn't fuzzy. ~D)
Ahem...
Address: https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/...delic20il1.jpg
Dimensions: 900 x 676 pixels.
Back to photo spam:
https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/6306/babyfood8ov.jpg
https://img84.imageshack.us/img84/718/drool6qk.gif
(that's my favorite smilie.)
I meant that my perception was skewed, because I have a larger-than-normal screen, so I have to be careful.Quote:
Originally Posted by NeonGod
Also, the Baby food picture isn't too big, is it?
What was I going to say? ummmmm
Prostitution is legal in Nevada, if the population of the county is low enough.
spam
WWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?!Quote:
Originally Posted by discovery1
no idea
Sorry to go off-topic, but lately I've been noticing my belly button lint is getting darker and fuzzier. Should I be worried? Is this normal? Should I get this looked at?
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If olive oil is made from olives, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made from? ~:confused:
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It means you're going to die.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
Bananas
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.
1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and
save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add
water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a
solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for
about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine
black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder.
Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking
three or four cigarettes.
Table of Weights
Pounds Ounces Grams Kilos
1 16 453.6 0.4536
0.0625 1 28.35 0.0283
0.0352 1 0.001
2.205 35.27 1,000 1
Will dying increase my postcount?Quote:
Originally Posted by meatwad
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Shouldn't recipes go into the Total Cuisine thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=54447
Are you spamming? ~;)
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https://img288.imageshack.us/img288/...byfood20uz.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by drone
Thank you. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
If we are posting recipes, how about this one?
In English:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maynard James Keenan
I always wondered what he was saying in that song. Let me know how this one works out, meatwad. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tool
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I wonder if this will fit...
https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6508/p10100264gc.jpg
not even close......
Well, if you click the link you'll see what appeared on my dorm door on saturday, which was my birthday if you recall.
Click at your own risk:
http://www.hampsterdance.com/
or you may end up like this guy:
http://www.angelfire.com/ga/scantsanity/hamster.html
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I have an idea ...forming in my head......
Now I will enlighten you all with a precious pearl of wisdom or two, which has never been passed down before that I know of, but might be passed down for a long time if it actually proves useful.
Trackball mice are superior because I won all Quake III matches at one LAN party by a large margin, except the first.
Not a non sequitur I swear!
Secondly, Pink Floyd is excellent music.
NOOOOOOOOOO! :bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
1. What exactly is a trackball mouse?Quote:
Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin
2. :bow:
A band I have never heard of, Death Cab for Cutie, will be playing at UIUC on the 13th of October. Someone I know at Princeton likes them I think. Should I try to make her jelous?
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No way sir! I shall not post in this thread.
.
~D :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
Well, as my final spam post for this thread:
Pink Floyd, with Syd Barrett.
https://img160.imageshack.us/img160/732/floyd55cj.jpg
Shine on, you crazy diamonds. :bow: