Impresive dive! I bet when they made that fancy jar of theirs, they never imagined that 3000 years later it would lead to some youth getting lucky, as it were.
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Impresive dive! I bet when they made that fancy jar of theirs, they never imagined that 3000 years later it would lead to some youth getting lucky, as it were.
Have never done it :2thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by Mike Hunt
And yet you are the Master of Babes. I bow to you :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Decker
Havn't yet, however I will still contribute.
Some may be sickened
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You really are a ...err...quite a ....err....a peculiar guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abokasee
my thoughts were, is this it? those damn lying bastards...
is it me or are dutch relatively fast with this? not you I mean but in generalQuote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
tell us about yours pall :PQuote:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
I think it helps in that regard :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by FactionHeir
You think so ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
The funny thing about me is that I am a sex junkie. I really do believe I am addicted to sex but I have never done it before, crazy. Though I came very very very close, A relationship I had 4 years ago now, my first ever relationship, we were naked, we were both there and ready and she just looked at me and asked "Do you want to, Sarathos?" now no respect to my lovely ex-girlfriend, but it just felt wrong somehow. I think back now and kick myself because I will never know what it is like but I know I made the right decision in saying no because if i did say yes, although it would of happened, I know I would of regretted it.
We did do quite a bit of other stuff though, I must say we were nervous but we were comfortable with each other so it was ok.
4 years on and I have met another super fantastic woman and it is fast approaching our 1 year anniversary. I am very respectful and have no plans on doing it at all really, but if it happens, I know it will be right.
I do believe it helps if you are with my right woman, thats what I think anyway. I don't really regard 'it' as much but the first time is special and you only live life once.
One thing I will always remember is my first kiss, well my attempt at a kiss. I was so scared back then, but now when I look back all I can do is laugh.
Don't know, most of my friends were 12/13 at their first time, but at that age I was too occupied with Starwars.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
edit, add a little tip for the anxious, let the lady go on top and do the work, can't screw up that way. Well you are screwing up of course but you get it.
That makes you a male, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
You can say that again. My first time was hasty, messy and much too fast. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
We were laughing at our own clumsiness half the time though. Both sixteen years old, in the deserted attic of an old stable where we´d had a school party. I was worried that the condom I had bought would be far too big for junior.
Turned out that it wasn't. :smug:
Now I'd like a scientific study to point to. :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Reminds of that one movie...Quote:
Originally Posted by KukriKhan
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Why would you've regretted it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
You were both comfortable with each other. You were both willing (or at least she was).
Wanting it to be extra special will only result in a dissapointment. You're first time is almost garanteed to be special on its own.
I can appreciate you're unwillingness to pressure a girl into something she doesn't want to do, willingly or unwillingly, but I don't see what kept you back.
You're first time is a huge barrier, even more so for a girl. But once you've done 'it', it's more or less just a next step in a relationship. Heck, I had sex for the first time after 1 year of being in a relationship. We had sex after maybe 4 days in my second serious relationship.
Whatever happens you're almost guaranteed to NOT regret you're first time. You may have read the story of my first time, which was anything but magical. And still I don't regret that first time and I doubt you will regret your first time.
not when she is still a virgin, it does hurt alot for many girls the first time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
One thing I will always remember is my first kiss, well my attempt at a kiss. I was so scared back then, but now when I look back all I can do is laugh.
I was nervous the first time i had sex but my first kiss was far more nerve racking, i think by the time i had sex i basically knew what i was doing, whereas when it came to my first kiss its was touch lips, insert tongue... ok can't usually see whats happening inside the mouths on this bit on the movies... just mimic the girl back....
Edit, TBH with my first time i was glad to get it over and done with, not so much get the sex over with but to get rid of my virginity and my nerves, it as after my first time i started to relax and enjoy it...
i was so young I cant barely remember my first kiss... I only know who it was with
Well I only had one virgin and I was one myselve then, but it will hurt any woman no matter how many miles she got on the counter if you just shove it up cold. If you let her go on top you can let her take the lead and you are less likely to be the subject of redicule when it's a girls-only night. Hunt at the local horse stable if you are unsure they have been sufficiently tenderised by saddle-duty.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
ah but you make a mistake here babe, YOU will ALWAYS be the SUBJECT of RIDICULE on a GIRLS night, but you are also the subject of adoration... untill you break up ofcourse, then you are either the devil or the loser, depending on who desides to end it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
So young so wise, just remember, Bokito ergo sum :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
hihi :P *makes a lot of monkey sounds and pounds his chest*
(about the on top thing, you are just one lazy dutch bastard :P)
Heh, nice story Sarathos. Sounds like you made the right decision.
Tho as for being a sex addict and never having sex...I think it's your hormones going animalistic on you... look at it this way, at least you don't have to worry about not being into having sex when you're married or whatever imho. You'll always be "wanting" it in a sense so you'll always be having a good sex life if you get hitched. That's how I look at it anyways so there's nothing to sweat about when ya get older :2thumbsup: hopefully anyways
Freaking brilliant, my man. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
Mith wins the thread! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
I bet KukriKhan is busy right now photoshopping a 'Mith Busters' poster... :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Indeed. That was pure genius. ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach