Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
Dear RWRN,
Chest hair which shows above the shirt collar: Shave or apply Rogaine and pray for more?
LWBL
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
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Ironside
Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal
Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?
So why did our almighty, perfect God create the universe?
Sincerly,
A christian philosopher
Dear Chris:
Some would ask. I do not. Consult the Baltimore Catechism -- that's what I'd do.
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
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Koga No Goshi
Dear RWRN,
Chest hair which shows above the shirt collar: Shave or apply Rogaine and pray for more?
LWBL
Dear LWBL:
Depends. If you're proud of your front and back pelt, then Rogaine away and invest in a good comb -- grooming matters.
If you're a conservative and you prefer the hairless approach, you'll just rip 'em on out. Show a little grit, that's what I say!
Body shaving is for those liberal bedwetter types who're already taking the razor to their palms anyway.
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
Dear RWRN,
Barack Obama: Great man or greatest man?
From,
Baroccoli Omaha
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
Dear RWRN
I noticed the other day a man walking down the street, I noticed that he had hairy palms, and a strange walk.
Would this be a democrate or was he a socialist?
Should I be worried about insuring my children are locked up in the house at 6:00 PM so that I can insure that they do not come in contact with what seems to be a diesease?
What would you suggest for educating my children to prevent them from leaning the wrong way....
yours truely
Jerry farwell
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
Dear RWRN,
Did you take bribes from Jack Abramoff?
Signed,
New York Times Editorial Team
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,
If you and the Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal fought a battle to the death, who would win?
Sincerely,
Spiderman
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SwedishFish
Dear RWRN,
Barack Obama: Great man or greatest man?
From,
Baroccoli Omaha
Dear Broccoli:
President-to-be Obama is a legend in his own mind. As to his greatness in history, lets just wait a bit shall we? I have heard he can surf on water, not walk on it.
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
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Redleg
Dear RWRN
I noticed the other day a man walking down the street, I noticed that he had hairy palms, and a strange walk.
Would this be a democrate or was he a socialist?
Should I be worried about insuring my children are locked up in the house at 6:00 PM so that I can insure that they do not come in contact with what seems to be a diesease?
What would you suggest for educating my children to prevent them from leaning the wrong way....
yours truely
Jerry farwell
Dear Jerry:
Not all liberal-bedwetter types are socialists...but that's the way to bet.
Curfew for the kiddies is always a good idea and home schooling is, of course, the acme of day to day conservatism. You may have to teach the rugrats from the socialist-approved texts, but you can critique that balderdash and give them something reliable to pin their intellectual development upon.
Make sure you screen the flouride out of your water too.
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
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CountArach
Dear RWRN,
Did you take bribes from Jack Abramoff?
Signed,
New York Times Editorial Team
NYT Editorial Teamer:
Of course not! It wouldn't be legal.
Besides, if you're gonna go down that route, you need to get your act together like Ace Cunningham and get a price list published. Haggling slows things down too much.
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Ichigo
Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,
If you and the Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal fought a battle to the death, who would win?
Sincerely,
Spiderman
Dear Web-head:
Silly question. Mr. "Gaia is about peace and love" would be snuffed quicker than a baby Harp seal at a Louisville Slugger trade show. Then we could test his views about reincarnation.
I'm ready when he is. Marquess of Queensbury; XMA; or full contact badminton -- just name the place and time.
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Seamus Fermanagh
Dear Web-head:
Silly question. Mr. "Gaia is about peace and love" would be snuffed quicker than a baby Harp seal at a Louisville Slugger trade show. Then we could test his views about reincarnation.
I'm ready when he is. Marquess of Queensbury; XMA; or full contact badminton -- just name the place and time.
RWRN,
Who gets to design the combat tutus? Your team or mine? I've got a fab designer from WeHo.
LWBL
Re: Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal
Dear RWRN,
What are your views on the eco-political structure of dialectical materialism?
From,
Carl Max
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Koga No Goshi
RWRN,
Who gets to design the combat tutus? Your team or mine? I've got a fab designer from WeHo.
LWBL
Dear Tinderbell:
I'll stick to my BDUs, thanks. You can flit around wearing whatever pleases you.
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SwedishFish
Dear RWRN,
What are your views on the eco-political structure of dialectical materialism?
From,
Carl Max
Dear Maxie:
To have, or to have not -- THAT is the question.