Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

[Koga No Goshi]

Dear RWRN,

Chest hair which shows above the shirt collar: Shave or apply Rogaine and pray for more?

LWBL

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal

Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?
So why did our almighty, perfect God create the universe?

Sincerly,
A christian philosopher

Dear Chris:

Some would ask. I do not. Consult the Baltimore Catechism -- that's what I'd do.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,

Chest hair which shows above the shirt collar: Shave or apply Rogaine and pray for more?

LWBL

Dear LWBL:

Depends. If you're proud of your front and back pelt, then Rogaine away and invest in a good comb -- grooming matters.

If you're a conservative and you prefer the hairless approach, you'll just rip 'em on out. Show a little grit, that's what I say!

Body shaving is for those liberal bedwetter types who're already taking the razor to their palms anyway.

[KarlXII]

Dear RWRN,

Barack Obama: Great man or greatest man?

From,

Baroccoli Omaha

[Redleg]

Dear RWRN

I noticed the other day a man walking down the street, I noticed that he had hairy palms, and a strange walk.

Would this be a democrate or was he a socialist?

Should I be worried about insuring my children are locked up in the house at 6:00 PM so that I can insure that they do not come in contact with what seems to be a diesease?

What would you suggest for educating my children to prevent them from leaning the wrong way....

yours truely

Jerry farwell

[CountArach]

Dear RWRN,

Did you take bribes from Jack Abramoff?

Signed,
New York Times Editorial Team

[Csargo]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

If you and the Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal fought a battle to the death, who would win?

Sincerely,
Spiderman

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,

Barack Obama: Great man or greatest man?

From,

Baroccoli Omaha

Dear Broccoli:

President-to-be Obama is a legend in his own mind. As to his greatness in history, lets just wait a bit shall we? I have heard he can surf on water, not walk on it.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN

I noticed the other day a man walking down the street, I noticed that he had hairy palms, and a strange walk.

Would this be a democrate or was he a socialist?

Should I be worried about insuring my children are locked up in the house at 6:00 PM so that I can insure that they do not come in contact with what seems to be a diesease?

What would you suggest for educating my children to prevent them from leaning the wrong way....

yours truely

Jerry farwell

Dear Jerry:

Not all liberal-bedwetter types are socialists...but that's the way to bet.

Curfew for the kiddies is always a good idea and home schooling is, of course, the acme of day to day conservatism. You may have to teach the rugrats from the socialist-approved texts, but you can critique that balderdash and give them something reliable to pin their intellectual development upon.

Make sure you screen the flouride out of your water too.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,

Did you take bribes from Jack Abramoff?

Signed,
New York Times Editorial Team

NYT Editorial Teamer:

Of course not! It wouldn't be legal.

Besides, if you're gonna go down that route, you need to get your act together like Ace Cunningham and get a price list published. Haggling slows things down too much.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

If you and the Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal fought a battle to the death, who would win?

Sincerely,
Spiderman

Dear Web-head:

Silly question. Mr. "Gaia is about peace and love" would be snuffed quicker than a baby Harp seal at a Louisville Slugger trade show. Then we could test his views about reincarnation.

I'm ready when he is. Marquess of Queensbury; XMA; or full contact badminton -- just name the place and time.

[Koga No Goshi]

Dear Web-head:

Silly question. Mr. "Gaia is about peace and love" would be snuffed quicker than a baby Harp seal at a Louisville Slugger trade show. Then we could test his views about reincarnation.

I'm ready when he is. Marquess of Queensbury; XMA; or full contact badminton -- just name the place and time.

RWRN,

Who gets to design the combat tutus? Your team or mine? I've got a fab designer from WeHo.


LWBL

[KarlXII]

Dear RWRN,

What are your views on the eco-political structure of dialectical materialism?

From,

Carl Max

[Seamus Fermanagh]

RWRN,

Who gets to design the combat tutus? Your team or mine? I've got a fab designer from WeHo.


LWBL

Dear Tinderbell:

I'll stick to my BDUs, thanks. You can flit around wearing whatever pleases you.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,

What are your views on the eco-political structure of dialectical materialism?

From,

Carl Max

Dear Maxie:

To have, or to have not -- THAT is the question.