Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

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11-01-2010, 01:50
ByzantineKnight

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I learn sign language
11-01-2010, 12:12
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.
11-02-2010, 01:46
landlubber

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I make toast.
11-02-2010, 16:49
Joooray

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

Quote:

Originally Posted by ByzantineKnight

I learn sign language

Quote:

Originally Posted by landlubber

I make toast.

I scold the two for not doing anything useful. Then I eat the toast.
11-02-2010, 18:25
ByzantineKnight

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I need some way to communicate with you guys, its not easy being a pair of hands ;)
11-04-2010, 16:47
Seon

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaotix

I attempt to purge all of the darkness out of my body and split my ESSENCE into TWO LIGHT AND DARK HALVES.

3: You purge all evil thoughts out of the body like a great boomerang, which returns you a second later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byzantine Knight

I learn sign language

1: You lose your fingers. Now let's see how many signs you can make.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diamondeye

I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.

6: You get -100 encumberance penalty that I will be sure to enjoy myself with when you get attacked by that copy of the "Joooray dies at the end," which is now.

Roll to Dodge! 3-2= 1. It rips off your arm.

Oooh, ouch! But as a consolation, you find the Sword of Truth inside the pile of treasure.

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Originally Posted by landlubber

I make toast

2: You swing your laser sword wildly midair, catching Byzantine Knight's fingers and turning it to ash.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joooray

I scold the two for not doing anything useful

5: You shoot them with a plasma bolt, motivating them for +1 in their next action.
11-04-2010, 17:43
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.
11-04-2010, 18:15
ByzantineKnight

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

landlubber really hates these hands :laugh4: okay, I learn morse code ^_^
11-04-2010, 20:04
Joooray

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Diamondeye

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!! :inquisitive:

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.
11-04-2010, 20:13
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Joooray

What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!! :inquisitive:

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.

My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.
11-04-2010, 20:23
Joooray

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Diamondeye

My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.

I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!
11-04-2010, 20:34
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Joooray

I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!

You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game :tongue:
11-04-2010, 20:37
Joooray

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Diamondeye

You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game :tongue:

And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke. :tongue:
11-04-2010, 22:02
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Joooray

And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke. :tongue:

Or pretty good at playing along :wink:
11-05-2010, 00:44
Joooray

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Diamondeye

Or pretty good at playing along :wink:

You just made that up to not look that bad, CLASSIC scum-tell!! :sweatdrop:
11-05-2010, 01:12
Seon

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

Don't worry Joooray, I'll make sure your death is hirlarious :D
11-05-2010, 04:25
Chaotix

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I advance to the next floor.
11-05-2010, 17:32
Joooray

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Seon

Don't worry Joooray, I'll make sure your death is hirlarious :D

Great. :no: Remember, I will haunt you both, DE and Seon.:whip:
11-05-2010, 22:51
Lord of Lent

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I tackle Diamondeye to get his sword, steal it and cut Diamondeye's arms off.
11-05-2010, 23:08
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of Lent

I tackle Diamondeye to get his sword, steal it and cut Diamondeye's arms off.

Objection! That's three actions!
11-05-2010, 23:27
Seon

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Diamondeye

Objection! That's three actions!

Objection sustained! You can't cut off DE's arms, there's only one of them left! So you will have to repost it saying "arm off, not arms off."

Oh wait, that's not the point here. Hmm....umm..... Tackling Diamondeye and getting the sword and stealing it from yourself is a bit redundant, isn't it?
11-06-2010, 00:37
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seon

Objection sustained! You can't cut off DE's arms, there's only one of them left! So you will have to repost it saying "arm off, not arms off."

Oh wait, that's not the point here. Hmm....umm..... Tackling Diamondeye and getting the sword and stealing it from yourself is a bit redundant, isn't it?

Erh, that too! :tongue:
11-06-2010, 11:12
Lord of Lent

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

Okay, I tackle Diamondeye in a way that he accidentally cuts his own arm of.

Sorry, I was very tired when I posted my last action.
11-06-2010, 14:13
landlubber

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I apologize to my old hands who's fingers I destroyed.
11-07-2010, 02:26
Seon

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diamondeye

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

1: You drop your sword and then throw yourself on top of it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ByzantineKnight

okay, I learn morse code

4: .- .-.. .. .-. .. --. .... - --..-- -. --- .-- -.-- --- ..- -.- -. --- .-- .... --- .-- - --- ..- ... . -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-

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Originally Posted by Joooray

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt

5: You quickly pull it out of Diamondeye.

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

I advance to the next floor

3: you stumble over Diamondeye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord of Lent

Okay, I tackle Diamondeye in a way that he accidentally cuts his own arm of.

3: You stumble over Chaotix

Quote:

Originally Posted by landlubber

I apologize to my old hands who's fingers I destroyed.

4: sowwy wittle wand.
11-07-2010, 15:00
landlubber

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I discover some latent power inside me... or something.
11-08-2010, 12:24
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

((Seon, you've got an "I" wrong in "Alright"; It says "Aliright" currently))

I bleed to death, wheezing my unique and absolutely needed knowledge of the quest to the others in a low, unhearable voice with my last breath.
11-08-2010, 15:35
Joooray

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I knee next to DE, pounding his chest, while screaming: "NOOO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!", mysteriously reviving him in the process.

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. :no:
11-08-2010, 22:40
Diamondeye

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

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Originally Posted by Joooray

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. :no:

Gee thanks man guess what happens if you roll a 1 now :stare:
11-09-2010, 00:23
Chaotix

Re: Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity

I build a bomb and strap it to myself.

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