Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

[Diamondeye]

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

[ByzantineKnight]

landlubber really hates these hands okay, I learn morse code ^_^

[Joooray]

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!!

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.

[Diamondeye]

What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!!

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.

My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.

[Joooray]

My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.

I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!

[Diamondeye]

I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!

You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game

[Joooray]

You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game

And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke.

[Diamondeye]

And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke.

Or pretty good at playing along

[Seon]

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

1: You drop your sword and then throw yourself on top of it.

okay, I learn morse code

4: .- .-.. .. .-. .. --. .... - --..-- -. --- .-- -.-- --- ..- -.- -. --- .-- .... --- .-- - --- ..- ... . -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt

5: You quickly pull it out of Diamondeye.

I advance to the next floor

3: you stumble over Diamondeye

Okay, I tackle Diamondeye in a way that he accidentally cuts his own arm of.

3: You stumble over Chaotix

I apologize to my old hands who's fingers I destroyed.

4: sowwy wittle wand.

[landlubber]

I discover some latent power inside me... or something.

[Diamondeye]

((Seon, you've got an "I" wrong in "Alright"; It says "Aliright" currently))

I bleed to death, wheezing my unique and absolutely needed knowledge of the quest to the others in a low, unhearable voice with my last breath.

[Joooray]

I knee next to DE, pounding his chest, while screaming: "NOOO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!", mysteriously reviving him in the process.

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

[Diamondeye]

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Gee thanks man guess what happens if you roll a 1 now

[Chaotix]

I build a bomb and strap it to myself.

[Seon]

I discover some latent power inside me... or something.

3: You discover your latent power to fart really loudly.

I bleed to death, wheezing my unique and absolutely needed knowledge of the quest to the others in a low, unhearable voice with my last breath

4: You wheeze some unintelligible words.

I knee next to DE, pounding his chest, while screaming: "NOOO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!", mysteriously reviving him in the process.

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

3: He' he's flatlining!

I build a bomb and strap it to myself

2: The book attacks you for even trying something so stupid.

Roll to DODGE! 6: You slice it in half with the power of your positive energy.

I slap DiamondEye awake with my fingerless palms

5: The bitchslap of life restores some...err...life into Diamondeye's lifelss body.

[Chaotix]

I create a sword of positive energy to slice other things in half with.

[Diamondeye]

"Eww, what are those fingerless hands doing in my face. They belong in a garbage bin!"

[landlubber]

I scold my old hands for disgusting Diamondeye.

[Seon]

"Eww, what are those fingerless hands doing in my face. They belong in a garbage bin!"

5: You pick it up and throw it into the large pit in the middle of the room.

Did I mention the pit?

I scold my old hands for disgusting Diamondeye

6: As the fingerless hands desperately try to grasp something as it flies through the air, you kick it more towards the pit where the incinerator burns brightly below.

Did I mention the incinerator?

I slap Diamondeye once again for good measure, he's not grateful enough for me saving his life ^_^

1: You sadly fall into the pit and is burnt to death immediately.

Now you are a fire zombie fingerless hand out for revenge! Chase them back up the tower and destroy them! Mwahahahahahahaha

I leave the three to do their thing and look for a way to save the day

2: You stumble across some giant demon firebreathing chickens.

ROLL TO DODGE!

3: The fire knocks you towards Diamondeye