Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

I slap DiamondEye awake with my fingerless palms

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Originally Posted by landlubber

I discover some latent power inside me... or something.

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3: You discover your latent power to fart really loudly.

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Originally Posted by Diamondeye

I bleed to death, wheezing my unique and absolutely needed knowledge of the quest to the others in a low, unhearable voice with my last breath

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4: You wheeze some unintelligible words.

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Originally Posted by Joooray

I knee next to DE, pounding his chest, while screaming: "NOOO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!", mysteriously reviving him in the process.

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation

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3: He' he's flatlining!

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

I build a bomb and strap it to myself

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2: The book attacks you for even trying something so stupid.

Roll to DODGE! 6: You slice it in half with the power of your positive energy.

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Originally Posted by Byzantine Knight

I slap DiamondEye awake with my fingerless palms

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5: The bitchslap of life restores some...err...life into Diamondeye's lifelss body.

I create a sword of positive energy to slice other things in half with.

"Eww, what are those fingerless hands doing in my face. They belong in a garbage bin!"

I scold my old hands for disgusting Diamondeye.

I slap Diamondeye once again for good measure, he's not grateful enough for me saving his life ^_^

I leave the three to do their thing and look for a way to save the day.

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Originally Posted by Diamondeye

"Eww, what are those fingerless hands doing in my face. They belong in a garbage bin!"

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5: You pick it up and throw it into the large pit in the middle of the room.

Did I mention the pit?

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Originally Posted by landlubber

I scold my old hands for disgusting Diamondeye

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6: As the fingerless hands desperately try to grasp something as it flies through the air, you kick it more towards the pit where the incinerator burns brightly below.

Did I mention the incinerator?

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Originally Posted by Byzantine Knight

I slap Diamondeye once again for good measure, he's not grateful enough for me saving his life ^_^

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1: You sadly fall into the pit and is burnt to death immediately.

Now you are a fire zombie fingerless hand out for revenge! Chase them back up the tower and destroy them! Mwahahahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by joooray

I leave the three to do their thing and look for a way to save the day

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2: You stumble across some giant demon firebreathing chickens.

ROLL TO DODGE!

3: The fire knocks you towards Diamondeye

sweetness!!! I reverse-slap DiamondEye and steal that life back :D

You'll have to get to him first :)

I chase after DiamondEye

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I create a sword of positive energy to slice other things in half with.

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HEY! You forgot me!

:clown:

... You can't prove it.

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

HEY! You forgot me!

:clown:

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

I create a sword of positive energy to slice other things in half with.

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2: It sputters out. The ink from the book, meanwhile, spews out and starts to create a portal...to HELL!!!!

What is this, Harry Potter? I cast Expecto Patronus on the book.

It's actually a huge reference on the book "John Dies At the End," but meh.

I run up the tower.

I close the lid on the incinerator-pit before anyone can crawl out.

I pee into the pit to extinct the fire and kill the fire-zombie hand.

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Originally Posted by ByzantineKnight

I chase after DiamondEye

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1: You find yourself in the subbasement.

It is dark. The only light source is from your own burning hands, without which you are most likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Originally Posted by Chaotix

What is this, Harry Potter? I cast Expecto Patronus on the book

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4: Pie-Jesu Domine (SMACK!). dona eis requiem (SMACK!). It seems to be working, the portal is not expanding anymore at least.

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Originally Posted by landlubber

I run up the tower

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1: Trapdoor makes you fall down into the subbasement.

It is dark. You are most likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Originally Posted by Diamondeyedone

I close the lid on the incinerator-pit before anyone can crawl out

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5: Follow me now you cold lifeless hand!

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Originally Posted by Joooray

I pee into the pit to extinct the fire and kill the fire-zombie hand

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5: You open the lid, pee into the hole, and then close the lid.

Roll to Dodge for Byzantine Knight!

1: It is super-effective!

am I dead?

EDIT: if not I would like to posess the rest of landlubber's body

I reverse my personal gravitational attraction, thus falling to the top of the tower!

I try to climb out.

I look where I can advance to the next floor.

Unfortunately Diamondeye and Joooray has closed the hatch :)

I drink Red Bull to give myself wings.

I pray to heal all injuries of me and my allies.

Sorry, I did not have internet acces for a while because I was abroad.

I stroll in carrying a newspaper and politely ask the demons for the time.