Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

[ByzantineKnight]

I learn sign language

[Diamondeye]

I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.

[landlubber]

I make toast.

[Joooray]

I learn sign language

I make toast.

I scold the two for not doing anything useful. Then I eat the toast.

[ByzantineKnight]

I need some way to communicate with you guys, its not easy being a pair of hands ;)

[Seon]

I attempt to purge all of the darkness out of my body and split my ESSENCE into TWO LIGHT AND DARK HALVES.

3: You purge all evil thoughts out of the body like a great boomerang, which returns you a second later.

I learn sign language

1: You lose your fingers. Now let's see how many signs you can make.

I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.

6: You get -100 encumberance penalty that I will be sure to enjoy myself with when you get attacked by that copy of the "Joooray dies at the end," which is now.

Roll to Dodge! 3-2= 1. It rips off your arm.

Oooh, ouch! But as a consolation, you find the Sword of Truth inside the pile of treasure.

I make toast

2: You swing your laser sword wildly midair, catching Byzantine Knight's fingers and turning it to ash.

I scold the two for not doing anything useful

5: You shoot them with a plasma bolt, motivating them for +1 in their next action.

[Diamondeye]

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

[ByzantineKnight]

landlubber really hates these hands okay, I learn morse code ^_^

[Joooray]

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!!

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.

[Diamondeye]

What the ... ? I'm not attacking you, that book is!!

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt and ask it what the truth is.

My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.

[Joooray]

My impressivem logical intelligence tells me that this ends if you die; You're probably an easier kill than the monster-book that just tore off my arm.

I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!

[Diamondeye]

I see scum, when I read it. You just want to get rid of me, because I'm so obviously pro-town!

You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game

[Joooray]

You're what we pros call "genre confused". This ain't no mafia game

And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke.

[Diamondeye]

And you're what we pros call, not very good at spotting a joke.

Or pretty good at playing along

[Joooray]

Or pretty good at playing along

You just made that up to not look that bad, CLASSIC scum-tell!!

[Seon]

Don't worry Joooray, I'll make sure your death is hirlarious :D

[Chaotix]

I advance to the next floor.

[Joooray]

Don't worry Joooray, I'll make sure your death is hirlarious :D

Great. Remember, I will haunt you both, DE and Seon.

[Lord of Lent]

I tackle Diamondeye to get his sword, steal it and cut Diamondeye's arms off.

[Diamondeye]

I tackle Diamondeye to get his sword, steal it and cut Diamondeye's arms off.

Objection! That's three actions!

[Seon]

Objection! That's three actions!

Objection sustained! You can't cut off DE's arms, there's only one of them left! So you will have to repost it saying "arm off, not arms off."

Oh wait, that's not the point here. Hmm....umm..... Tackling Diamondeye and getting the sword and stealing it from yourself is a bit redundant, isn't it?

[Diamondeye]

Objection sustained! You can't cut off DE's arms, there's only one of them left! So you will have to repost it saying "arm off, not arms off."

Oh wait, that's not the point here. Hmm....umm..... Tackling Diamondeye and getting the sword and stealing it from yourself is a bit redundant, isn't it?

Erh, that too!

[Lord of Lent]

Okay, I tackle Diamondeye in a way that he accidentally cuts his own arm of.

Sorry, I was very tired when I posted my last action.

[landlubber]

I apologize to my old hands who's fingers I destroyed.

[Seon]

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.

1: You drop your sword and then throw yourself on top of it.

okay, I learn morse code

4: .- .-.. .. .-. .. --. .... - --..-- -. --- .-- -.-- --- ..- -.- -. --- .-- .... --- .-- - --- ..- ... . -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-

I'll take the sword away from DE before someone (me) gets hurt

5: You quickly pull it out of Diamondeye.

I advance to the next floor

3: you stumble over Diamondeye

Okay, I tackle Diamondeye in a way that he accidentally cuts his own arm of.

3: You stumble over Chaotix

I apologize to my old hands who's fingers I destroyed.

4: sowwy wittle wand.

[landlubber]

I discover some latent power inside me... or something.

[Diamondeye]

((Seon, you've got an "I" wrong in "Alright"; It says "Aliright" currently))

I bleed to death, wheezing my unique and absolutely needed knowledge of the quest to the others in a low, unhearable voice with my last breath.

[Joooray]

I knee next to DE, pounding his chest, while screaming: "NOOO, I WON'T LET YOU DIE, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!", mysteriously reviving him in the process.

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

[Diamondeye]

Please, don't make me do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Gee thanks man guess what happens if you roll a 1 now

[Chaotix]

I build a bomb and strap it to myself.