:idea2: A wise child.Quote:
:stwmean: What makes a wise man?
Vote: ATPG
ATPG... lodged... a... vote... with no explanations... my understanding of this world... crumbles... before... my... eyes...
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:idea2: A wise child.Quote:
:stwmean: What makes a wise man?
Vote: ATPG
ATPG... lodged... a... vote... with no explanations... my understanding of this world... crumbles... before... my... eyes...
You can sweep me off into the sunset or something, then. Or help me take revenge on the Ninjas with some devastating vote analysis 'round about Day Six.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprig
(But seriously, no more snuggling me in public. Makes us both look skeevy.)
Could it be that my taunting caused you to lose self control, dear Sigurd?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
And your attempt at messing with the towns' mind by mentioning The Princess Bride (WIFOM³) is exactly what ballsy mafioso Sigurd would do, isn't it?
Could it be that you are the wannabe ninja who got me last night?
Inconceivable!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
You had it coming with your taunting. The Ninja wouldn't let this opportunity to frame the Dragon killer pass by. Too bad no-one will fall for this poorly executed attempt.
I voted ATPG because he claims he has a special task to get rid of scottishranger. An attempt was made at scottishranger the other night - and since I voiced my opinion regarding the impossibility for there to be any other roles besides the ninja, we haven't heard a sound from ATPG regarding this.
GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
The "Dragon killer"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
Who got defeated by me?
Superiority complex, dear monk? "Sigurd, destroyer of fruit flies, but only on a sunny day" would be more appropriate :laugh4:
~;p
:stwmean: God and LittleGrizzly-sanQuote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
:stwmean: It is one of the greatest challenges for the disciple to ignore the chattering of the others and only tune in to his Master and himself.
Vote: abstain, courteously :bow:
:stwmean: Since no addendum has been made to the warrior code:
Challenge: Reenk Roink
:stwmean: Strength and silence are two of the greatest virtues.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
Vote: Abstain
Why are you guys not voting ATPG???
He publicly announced that he had a role. And since we shouldn't expect any other roles than the three ninja - he clearly made the mistake of creating a fake role and then just believes his claim will go unnoticed if he refuse to address my accusations.
Vote: ATPG
Wah. :bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by shlin28
Isn't it obvious? I'm mafia and I'm lashing out at everyone who voted for me for no good reason.
Or wait... *checks role PM that doesn't exist* I'm a townie. My bad/
The eternal chaos.Quote:
What makes a wise man?
Challenge: Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Sigurd
Tis called a joke, dear sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
*yawn* these reasons keep getting better.
points and laughs at the town. This is even better than lynching off everyone who's won a duel. This is doing it humorlessly.
I would like to remind people that I would never kill anyone without a writeup and I would never just steal material in order to do so. I'm insulted by that insinuation more than anything. :thumbsdown:
But most laughably of them all.... townies voting abstain.
In a game where you get points JUST FOR VOTING A NINJA.
I look on this lynch as merciful, just to get away from you guys. :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: This town has it's collective head where the sun doesn't shine.
unvote, vote: ATPG
Someone is attempting to frame me. :stare:
If the person who did this is dead before I find them, I shall be most put out.
What makes a wise man?
A young smart-arse that never made enough enemies.
Accepted. Challenge: johnQuote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Vote: Double A
I know it was you! I saw you do it!
No, Chaotix. Vote for me!
Why have I suddenly become innocent since last round, man? I think that deserves an explanation.
A random vote on day 4? Ok dude, I can see why most people do it on day 1, and sometimes even day 2 if there's not enough info, but day 4!? What the hel... er heck are you on!? There is no way possible you are town, and if you are you're not doing us any good.
vote: Chaotix :brood:
Oh, darn. It seems you have caught me.
Well, I suppose I should confess it now. I am mafia. :shame:
I'm sorry, I just can't do this any more. No more with the killin' people and stuff. I've put that all behind me.
It's funny seeing Pizza insult his own write-up. :laugh4: I forgot to hand my in. :oops:
Seriously though, why on earth did you did you make Pizza want to leave the game and suicide? The Ninja are basically ruined now with him going, we will only go down to one kill and look at the current ratio, the town has more kills than us, it is disgusting.
If you don't ahve anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. Pizza does all he can do for the town, but then he gets to be a mafia, and look at it, everyone just wants to lynch him. He deserves to have his little play around, how could you do this to us. :cry:
I couldn't help myself, Beskar. They've been hounding you, and now they're hounding me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
There's no chance of the ninjas winning now. I concede defeat. The only thing left is a graceful****** exit from the game. Since they know who two of us are, wanna reveal the third? I don't think he'll be very happy with us though. :sweatdrop:
I know.... but seriously it's not one of my best.Quote:
It's funny seeing Pizza insult his own write-up.
Read the post above, Choatix already revealed as well. I could have gone further, but that darned Renata caught me. :furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Why do you have to suicide on us Pizza? I LOVE YOU!!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Pah he's a liar. Chaotix isn't the final mafia. You lie, Beskar.
The final mafia is:
Beefy187!!!!
Why suicide, you say? Well look at the facts:
1. I'm doomed this round
2. You're next
3. Beefy always dies by the lynch.
We're done! Our goose is cooked! It's all over, the end is nigh!!!
No, you're the liar! I'm the real mafia here, and you know it. Don't pretend I'm not just for your own selfish means.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
:stwmean: A man who realizes that his time will eventually come to past, and that it is now time to enjoy himself :pleased:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Edit:
The current line of bandwagons are... inconceivable!Quote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Its just wrong :no:
Vote: Sigurd
looks like the voting is all over the place... i am glad i am not the only one without any strong suspects...
Vote: Tratorix... he could be mafia :juggle2:
You make such a fantastic case about that. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by atheotes
i have no clue about who could be ninja...
lets just say the reason for my vote on you is the same as your vote on Khaan last round:beam:
Vote: Chaotix
So now it was a joke.. And you couldn't have told us (me) this earlier? And the taunting, the taunting dear sir, just incriminates you further.
Vote: ATPG
And what's with the votes logged on me? Did I hit home with my accusations? Even if I receive the stamp - I will persecute you.
I wish I could vote multiple times like you Sigurd. :2thumbsup:
:beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Lets hope they all counts.
Alright, either he's mafia or he's lying, so on the basis of lynching all liars:
vote: Askthepizzaguy
:snobby:
CR
At least CR has a sense of humor. Oh, and for those of you not paying attn he's dead (ish). Now, I went to bed without removing my self-vote, and I'm still in disbelief mode at some of the moves I've seen in the past few rounds, so I'm leaving the vote on myself in protest. But if I can be semi-serious for a moment.
Beskar is probably not a ninja. I asked him yesterday to help me "mess with the town" by claiming to be a ninja along with me. Given he's been a bandwagon target recently and how much WIFOM attracts votes when we have a lack of suspects, it would take a lot of manliness/stupidity to poke the town in the eye, especially when they seem to be in angry swarm mode already. The fact that he went along with it unhesitatingly and with good humor tells me that his current psychological state for this game is playful and unconcerned with death. I doubt seriously that Beskar is a ninja. I was half kidding and half serious; I wanted to see how he would react.
If you guys make the mistake of lynching me :shrug: whatever, but I'd advise you that the ninja is not Beskar either. That's my serious contribution for this round.
This is called: pulling a Spartan and is punishable by lynch at best, and banning from future games at worst. Either way...Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
vote: ATPG
Actually I am still completely alive, thank you very much. Stop trying to confound the town with your deceits!Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
CR
No, pulling a Spartan is claiming to be mafia with the intention of confusing the mafia, an impossibility except in cases of multiple mafias.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
Pulling a pizzaguy is sarcastically claiming to be mafia for the purpose of seeing what the reaction is. Or to show off my gigantic diamond ones when I actually am mafia.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Tally:
Askthepizzaguy: 4 (ATPG, GH, shlin, Sigurd)
Chaotix: 2 (CDF, Double A)
Sigurd: 2 (DiY, 'khaan)
Tratorix: 1 (atheotes)
A Very Super Marked: 1 (Beskar)
Double A: 1 (Chaotix)
Beskar: 1 (johnhugh)
Abstains: 2 (AVSM, Reenk)
Not voting: 8 (Beefy, CA, Khazaar, pever, scottish, Sithlord, split, Tratorix)
Whoever wrote that explanation is misguided. It was the poor explanation of the perpetrator. The real reason behind this stunt alludes us as there were not multiple Mafia in the games where this resulted in a townie loss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
It was more in the lines of "Let's mess with the heads of the town" like your ::no:Quote:
I asked him yesterday to help me "mess with the town"
I spoke to the Spartan himself, actually, and his explanation was he was trying to confuse the mafia into thinking he was one of them. I didn't play the game myself so I can only accept his explanation as coming straight from the source.
Ever wonder why I'm not enthusiastic about our chances?Quote:
Abstains: 2 (AVSM, Reenk)
Not voting: 8 (Beefy, CA, Khazaar, pever, scottish, Sithlord, split, Tratorix)
FoS: GH and Sigurd. Because you guys are pizza-voters. :yes:
Having hosted the game in question and receiving Spartan's explanation from him as it was happening instead of 3+years later, I think I'm in a good position to arbitrate here. :smash:
Now, straight from the Mafia III commentary, a PM from Spartan himself:
Despite the fact that he had been around the other two Mafia games where it was clear that the two mafiosi knew each other from the outset. I find ATPG's argument to be highly unlikely.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spartan
Therefore, I can only conclude that because his argument regarding "pulling a Spartan" is wrong, he is guilty.
Case dismissed. :smash:
Join us in the afterlife, ATPG. I don't even care if you are a Ninja. We're tolerant on the other side.
I can only conclude fromhe was hoping that the mafia were not very smart. The intention is there in black and... whatever color you set the forum to.Quote:
this will either one, mess up the mafia,
I can only conclude from yours and Sigurd's insistence on an irrelevant point, that you fellows are both cucumber sandwiches with bright red mustaches. And GH, I am still in the process of unclogging my nose in your general direction, though some of it is unfortunately landing on Sigurd.
No, you're the one who's insisting on an irrelevant point by arguing that two primary sources are wrong. :tongue:
*blows nose even harder*
Oh, please. It's common knowledge that ATPG isn't mafia.
The mafia are clearly me and Double A. And, look, I already said I couldn't do the whole "killin' people" thing anymore. That leaves only Double A, and I know it was him because we wuz workin' together. No, really.
ok, I will believe you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix
Unvote; Vote: Chaotix
Vote: Chaotix
Thats one Spartan too much.
Vote Sigurd! He wishes to deprive you of the tasty, tasty pizza!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
There we go!
That's the bandwagon vote I was waiting for...
Unvote, Vote: Beefy.
Tally:
Askthepizzaguy: 4 (ATPG, GH, shlin, Sigurd)
Chaotix: 4 (CDF, Double A,Beskar,Beefy)
Sigurd: 2 (DiY, 'khaan)
Tratorix: 1 (atheotes)
Beefy: 1 (Chaotix)
Beskar: 1 (johnhugh)
Abstains: 2 (AVSM, Reenk)
Not voting: 6 ( CA, Khazaar, pever, scottish, Sithlord, split)
Tie vote, so the kung fu master decided that it would come down to a duel between the two. Chaotix protested, saying that pizza clearly had a death wish and should be the one to go. Pizza took the oppurtunity to knock him out.
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atheotes was playing with his terracotta figures when a man came into the room.
“Can I join in?” the man inquired.
“No, these are limited edition figures!” atheotes eyes not moving to see the man.
“So why only play alone? Let me join in.” The man suggested.
“No! You can’t touch this!” atheotes spun around to the man, to see him raise his hammer for a downwards swing.
“STOP!!” atheotes screams
“Hammer Time!” the man’s hammer went crashing downwards on the figures, smashing them to pieces.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” atheotes’ tears flood down his face.
The man spun the hammer around and caught atheotes under his chin, causing him to fly across the room. He picked up atheotes’ head and paints a circle in red on his forehead.
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Shlin was on the roof. “If anyone comes after me here, I’ll get them for sure!”
Hours passed, until a geisha came and stood next to him, looking out towards the fields. Shlin felt a large lump in his throat; this is the closest he has ever come to a female since his birth and brought to the temple to be raised as an orphan.
“Well... I like how the moist air gives a glow on the fields” Shlin said nervously. The Geisha gave a little-giggle, a fan in front of her mouth. Shlin’s palms were getting really sweaty, his hair slightly damp, his mouth becoming dry. What is this feeling?
“Would you like to see what is under my robe?” the Geisha asked, eyes still fixed on the fields, the voice lacking in any emotion. This comment completely catches Shlin off-guard, he was unable to speak!
The Geisha turns around to him, Shlin’s feet felt frozen in place as the Geisha begins to open her robe, unconsciously as he stared, he licked his lips. Before he even got to see anything, a venomous frog jumps on his face. Shlin screams as he starts to collapse.
He awakes later in the infirmary, with a little red mark on his forehead.
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Still playing(18):
GeneralHankerchief
A Very Super Market
Tratorix
CountArach
pevergreen
Yaseikhaan
Beefy
Death is Yonder
CDF
johnhughthom
Sigurd
Beskar
Khazaar
Sithlord
Reenk
scottishranger
Askthepizzaguy
Double A
split
Voted as guilty(4):
Csargo
TinCow
Renata
Chaotix
Ninja'd(5):
Crazed Rabbit
Andres
Sprig
shlin
atheotes
Note: I decided not to count the duels from yesterday as I'd written the features (no posting, vote nullified) in with a different intent then the way it was being used. I'm changing it to 1 duel a day, challenges have to be accepted.
Voting ends 12:00 EDT monday.
I accept. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
Really?
Challenge: Reenk Roink I challenge whichever reenk wins the first duel of course.
Challenge: GH
I challenge: GH
Voting is now allowed as well :p
vote: Sigurd
What are you guys doing?
Chaotix - you had the chance to end it, but voted Beefy?
and ATPG just got out of the noose again...
Third time lucky? vote: ATPG
Yeah, as mafia, I (and by extension, my teammates) would allow me to let the round end with a 50/50 shot that I would die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd
I don't think so, Sigurd. I also don't think you're a monk, but a ninja.
If you want to be specific, no one would have known what happened, also, it could have been void, like the other tie previously.
challenge:johnhughthom
I don't think you stripping to your underwear will allow you to beat me in a duel *does Kung-fu moves*, Accept if you dare.
Were there no fights last round? Vote: Atpg
Vote: ATPG
I am stupid and enjoy bandwaggons.
:disappointed::disappointed:
Why is it that every round is spent trying to bandwagon ATPG and some likely innocent townie gets lynched either way, wasting yet another round :brood:
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
:no: :no: :no: :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
So let's see... lack of write ups at the start while I was active.
Letting the round end with my vote on myself, thus allowing myself to die were that to be the choice.
Yep. I'm totally the mafia.
Seriously, if you guys are both townies after the game, I am going to ask you "what were you thinking?".
And Split.... wow man. What have you been doing all game? I've never seen you play this badly and with such a lack of substance.
Who are you and what have you done with the smart, clever, talkative, observant player known as spL1tp3r50naL1ty?Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
As for Johnhughthom: No surprises there, I accused you of being scum, based on your mousy play.
Like I said, if you fellows are townies.... :laugh4:Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
And now, I will do the thing which all mafia do when they could be lynched, and that's poke the town in the eye and say: You guys are totally going to lose the game, and you're going to deserve it. I will now "pull a Reenk Roink" and root for the mafia when town does something lame. Go Ninjas! If you aren't the ones accusing me, keep it up, you're doing great!!!
In conclusion, I'm totally the mafia and it's so obvious that I am, vote for me. :2thumbsup:
I am stupid and busy.. I enjoy bandwagons
Vote: ATPG
If you are truly town, I am sorry atpg...
That's all I can say...
So you're admitting your play is indefensible at least, this is a start.Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
I can't defend it, I'm being a :daisy: townie, and I'm sorry.
Unvote:ATPG
Challenge: Countarach
BLARG.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
Quote:
Originally Posted by atheotes
Maybe Tratorix voted for his mafia buddy to boost his stats... he reponded to my vote without casting any vote himself... Yaseikhaan hasnt spoken much either... maybe a little pressure on them will help :juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
Poor ATPG, always being randomly bandwagoned. :no:
Vote: ATPG
Nooooooope.Quote:
Originally Posted by atheotes
:tongue:
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
You're doing this hectic thing and it really bothers me.
Unvote, Unchallenge
Vote: Tratorix
You're either a townie really interesting in pointing out schadenfreude or mafia.
:applause:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
I'd like to request more of this. Moar moar moar!!!
https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/...Moarboar-1.jpg
unvote, vote: ATPG
Ding-dong the town is dead. Which old town? This old town! Ding dong the wicked town is dead!
Option number one, then. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Sasaki you forgot the answer again :whip:
I have no idea what any of you are doing.
vote: Yaseikhaan
Your name sounds guilty?
Sasaki if you could replace me that'd be great.
Sorry, very busy weekend for me. I'll probably be able to contribute more starting next weekend.
Vote: ATPG
Challenge: Accepted
Delicious.
Vote: ATPG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tratorix
Vote: Tratorix :inquisitive: wow.