The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - mini mafia [Concluded]

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha.

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A long time ago, there was a Kingdom, named "The insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha".

It won't come as a surprise if I would tell you that the King of this Kingdom was King Wahaha.

King Wahaha had 5 subjects. Since King Wahaha was very concerned about his safety, he was anonymous. He acted just like the other inhabitants of the Kingdom. In the Insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha nobody knew who the King was.

King Wahaha was convinced that the inhabitants of his Kingdom were planning to get him killed. King Wahaha was not an idiot though, so he decided to start killing his peasants.

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It's been a while since we've had a mini mafia, so I figured, why not starting one. And it gives those who got lynched/killed in the large games something to do.

Rules

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

There are several sides in this game, each with their own goal.

The peasants are the townies.

The townies are the innocent people and they have to lynch the mafioso during the day. The mafioso has to kill a set number of townies each night. When the mafioso is lynched, the town wins. When all townies are dead, the mafia wins.

Day will end once a player has a set number of votes. Once a player has that number of votes he will be considered lynched; unvotes before the host gets online won't help. However, if after 48 hours a certain player does not have the acquired number of votes, the one with the most votes at that time will be lynched. In case of a tie, the game host will randomly (as in "completely at random") lynch one of the players in the tie.

Votes have to be made like this:

Vote : Andres

When you want to switch your vote, you have to do it like this:

Unvote : Andres ; Vote : TosaInu

Please remember to BOLD YOUR VOTES! UNBOLDED VOTES WILL NOT BE COUNTED! No exceptions will be made. IMPORTANT : YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EDIT A POST WHICH CONTAINS A VOTE. A VOTE IN A POST THAT HAS BEEN EDITED WILL BE IGNORED!!

Note:

In this game, voting "No Lynch" will be counted as an abstain.

Roles:

1 mafia : King Wahaha
4 townies : "the peasants"
1 secret role : secret

Signed up (6/6)
boudicahaha
takahaha
seireikhahahaan
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Mwah haha haaaa!:yes: please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by boudica

Mwah haha haaaa!:yes: please. (weekends will continue to be a little difficult to get on much: I usually get to check stuff 2 or three times Sat>Sun if I'm lucky - if this is an issue I shall bow out graciously)

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Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.

~:joker:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Andres

Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.

~:joker:

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oh. fairy nuff. :laugh4: I shall just have to mercilessly butcher my subjects before Friday night then :) try my hardest to put everything else on hold then:laugh4:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Andres

Sorry, I just put you in a cage, chained you to a PC which has only acces to this thread and ate all the keys.

~:joker:

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ooo getting kinky andres? :laugh4:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by taka

ooo getting kinky andres? :laugh4:

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*** Puts taka in a similar cage and eats all the keys. Has an upcoming stomachache ***

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Are you in?

:charge:

GeneralHahahahahankerchief reporting for duty.

Sasahahahaki is in.

:soapbox:

Sign ups clohohosed.

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1

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King Wahaha grinned. He had an evil plan to finally get rid of the conspirators. They would all DIE!

He would hide a letter near the small village where his 5 subjects lived.

The next morning, the peasants woke up. All of the sudden, one of them, who was actually King Wahaha in disguise, yelled:

"I found a letter! It says that there is a conspiracy against the King and we should gather and vote for the person who is most likely to be a conspirator!"

The peasants looked surprised.

"Screw that!", one of them said. "We've been ruled by that nutjob long enough now. We know King Wahaha is among us. It's one of us. I say we lynch the guy we think is King Wahaha so that we are finally free from that idiot!"

All peasants and a very disappointed King Wahaha nodded in agreement.

***

This game starts with a day phase!

Alive (6):
boudicahaha
takahaha
seireikhahahaan
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Killed

Lynched

WoG/Suicide


Note 1: With 6 players alive, it takes 3 votes to lynch. The first player to get 3 votes will be considered lynched and the night phase will start once the third vote has been cast. Night phase will end within 24 hours, unless it's impossible for me in which case it will be either a short or a long night phase.

Please, if you have a night action, make sure to send in your night orders ASAP.

Note 2 : Peasant role pm:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Andres

You are a peasant.

You want to get rid of the tyranny of King Wahaha, so you’ll vote for the person you think is King Wahaha in disguise.

Good luck :2thumbsup:

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Have fun :2thumbsup:

Vohohohote:Takahahaha: lurhurhurker!

Vote: Sasahahaki

Vote: boudi-caca

Strictly to make the juvenile excrement johohohoke. :beam:

Vote: Seireikahahahaan

Unvote: boudica
Vote: khaan

Trying to set up an early-game WIFOM, are we?

Now now, GeneralHahahahankerchief, you know that I would never commit WIFOM.

Tempted to instant lynch. But of course if khaan is town I'd probably be lynched next round and the mafia would win.

I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.

VV congrats on 6k! Now die!

Well, I'm not sure what khaan's playing at TBH. But it seems like the type of thing he'd do, especially in a small game.

-edit- Nice, I get 6k here. :laugh4: Thanks btw.

If someone gets WoG'd, I'll replace, can I just be your cleaner in the meantime?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by 777Ares777

If someone gets WoG'd, I'll replace, can I just be your cleaner in the meantime?

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Woohoo! Sigurd! We have a volunteer!

:2thumbsup:

Here you go:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The Gameroom staff toilet:

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Clean!

:whip:

Huh, yeah thanks

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

:hide: :creep:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

Tempted to instant lynch. But of course if khaan is town I'd probably be lynched next round and the mafia would win.

I'll unvote, vote:GeneralHankerchief instead because he obviously hoped that would happen.

VV congrats on 6k! Now die!

Last edited by Sasaki Kojiro; Today at 22:07.

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What to do to make sure people understand an important part of the rules...

1) Bold it
2) WRITE IT IN CAPITALS
3) USE RED
:thinking2:

:no:

:wall:

:bigcry:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Andres

What to do to make sure people understand an important part of the rules...

1) Bold it
2) WRITE IT IN CAPITALS
3) USE RED
:thinking2:

:no:

:wall:

:bigcry:

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Shh! That was my sneaky way of leaving my vote on taka!

am i the only one not voted yet? :S

vote: seireikhahahaan since we need 3 to lynch, or else we'll be here forever!

Hm, in the future I shouldn't be so quick to place a second vote on someone.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Hm, in the future I shouldn't be so quick to place a second vote on someone.

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We're in a pickle for sure. If khaan is innocent we'll have one lynch tomorrow. But we can probably rely on the special role to help us out in some capacity like investigating taka.

This will be the first Mafia game I missed since coming back I think. :shame:

Ah well, have fun to all lucky 6. :2thumbsup: :bow:

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Day 1 - Conclusion

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The peasants started to talk. They didn't say very much and all of the sudden seireikhahahaan found himself in the middle of the attention.

"Are you going to lynch me?" he said.

"Yes! You look exactly like a King would look. You're him. DIE, King Wahaha! DIE!"

"Oh, but of course. I will be very happy to oblige."

To the surprise of the peasants, seireikhahahaan jumped up and down and up and down and up and down and up...

"We didn't say "jump up and down", we said DIE!"

"I'm busy, I'm busy," seireikhahahaan said.

The peasants looked confused.

"Ok," seireikhahahaan "now that I'm warmed up, I can die."

seireikhahahaan took a rope and three knives and started to juggle with these objects. While doing so, he started to sing a son:

" King Wahaha,
" Is eating a pizzahaha,
" I don't like pizzahaha,
" But I still like King Wahaha.

The peasants were starting to get worried about this weird spectacle.

"Ehm, Mister seireikhahahaan, we voted you. Could you please now fullfil your duty?"

"Ah, ok, sorry about that," seireikhahahaan said.

seireikhahahaan put the rope around his neck, attaced it to nearby bar, put a stool under his feet and started to stab himself with the knives.

"Goodbye, cruel world!" seireikhahahaan said. While he kept stabbing himself, he laughed hysterically. The blood was everywhere. After a couple of minutes, he couldn't keep his balance any longer and he stumbled off the cair. His neck broke instantly with a sickening dry sound.


Tally:

seireikhaan : 3 ('khaan, GH, taka)

taka : 1 (Sasaki)
Sasaki : 1 (Ichigo)

Not voted : 1 (boudica)



Alive (5):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Killed

Lynched (1)
seireikhahahaan

WoG/Suicide


It's now night. PM's please.

If a whole day is going to pass while I'm asleep, :idea2: I guess I better not sleep.
And was Khaans' description in the write-up just Andres being funny, or did the special role just get lynched?

:laugh4:

I don't see how that is funny. I'm awake, I've been awake for the last 16 hours, I need to go to sleep and it's not even day yet!. Hey Khaan, wake me up before you pogo.

(ho, ho)

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 1 - Conclusion

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Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho was sleeping in his small, yet very beautiful house.

King Wahaha sneaked into the house and looked around him.

"Hmmm, let's see, a PC, a television, mobile phone, ah, a second television, a frickin' PLAYSTATION 3, hey, even I, the King, don't have that,..."

King Wahaha switched on the Playstation and the HD Television and started to play games.

Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho woke up by the sound and saw his King playing games.

"Hey! That's my Playstationzzz! Get off it!"

"A bit calm there, mister, I am your KING!"

"Aren't you supposed to kill me instead of playing games?" Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho asked, sincerely surprised.

"Now, well, eh, yes, yes, you're right."

King Wahaha raised and thought for a minute.

"Ok, I suggest you start screaming in agony now."

"Ok," Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said and he started to scream :"AAAAH! HELP! HELP! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME!"

King Wahaha looked very pleased. "Good, good! You are a talent! Very well, now run around the house and keep screaming. Make sure you end up in a room you can't leave."

"HELP! HELP!" Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho kept yelling and ran into a room which had only one door.

"Fantastic!" the King said and he clapped his hands.

"I've done my part," Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said, "now please, kill me."

King Wahaha glared at the Playstation and sighed. "Oh well, no more games."

He pulled out a vacuum cleaner and started it. Both men were looking at each other. Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho had to yell to come above the buzzing sound: "I don't think this is going to work."

"You don't think so? I was sure you already looked a bit more dead than before I started. Let's give it another hour or so, ok?"

"You're the King..." Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said, shrugging his shoulders.

An hour later...

"Nope, it doesn't work," Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho said.

"You have a better idea?" King Wahaha asked.

"Yeah, here take this gun and shoot me."

"Wonderful idea!", King Wahaha said delighted. He pointed the gun and shot Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho.

He left the house, taking the Playstation 3 with him.

***

Day 2

Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho died! Let's find the real scumbag today!

The remaining peasants cheered.

***

Alive (4):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief
Sasahahaki Kojiro


Killed (1)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Lynched (1)
seireikhahahaan

WoG/Suicide


It's now day. It'll take 3 votes to lynch. Good luck.

P.S.: Sorry about the dealy, something came up yesterday evening and I couldn't be online.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

We're in a pickle for sure. If khaan is innocent we'll have one lynch tomorrow. But we can probably rely on the special role to help us out in some capacity like investigating taka.

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vote:Sasaki Kojiro ...and not just for mentioning pickles.

Obviously there aren't piles of evidence in a game this small. Just going on gut instinct from what has been posted: Compared to taka and GH Sasaki 'feels' more guilty to me

Very quick to vote, boudica - you seem very eager :inquisitive:

however, if you're talking about gut feeling, i somehow do feel sasaki being a little scummy for his jokey attitude...

i too want to vote sasaki, but i'm not going to, as i realise i would make the same mistake as general hanky did and without thinking properly i landed the lynching vote on khan >.<

Vote: taka

I have learned from a reliable source that taka is secretly King Wahaha in disguise.

and where would you have heard this from? and would it be sasaki by any chance? ¬.¬ seeing his current situation, if it is him he seems desperate

feel free to lynch me tho - this is our last lynch. after that its a kill, and then over

Damn, what do I have to do to survive a game? :wall:

Well I'm not the special role and not mafia. GH is claiming or pretending to claim that he is the special role. That makes both him and taka suspect in my book. I'd say GH is more likely.

Actually I have a better idea. A bit of a theory.

Vote:Sasaki Kojiro

Oooooh....

:angel:

Vote: Sasaki Kojiro.

Oh boy.

Progress is slow.

is it 3 and lynch? if so then there's no point in me voting right?

also.......does khaan's vote count????? is he the secret role?

:laugh4: my vote stays where it is.

Andres, does seireikhaan's vote count?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by taka

is it 3 and lynch? if so then there's no point in me voting right?

also.......does khaan's vote count????? is he the secret role?

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No, khaan's vote doesn't count. That's why progress is slow, lol.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Andres, does seireikhaan's vote count?

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'khaan got lynched, so his vote does not count.

:bigcry:

HahahahahAndres is no fun.

~:handball:

GH is pretty much clearly the mafia.

But you're not voting me, Sasaki.

im gonna post the lynching vote again,

vote: sasaki

sasaki is pretty much clearly the werido

hmm interesting. Perhaps taka is the mafia after all. He probably deserves to die at least.

Should've unvoted, Sasaki :wall:

This small games are always funny. It's pretty much impossible to catch a mafioso in 5 posts. GH could just be playing really clever. But if he is he deserves to win. So I'll lay off him.

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If you've edited a post with a vote in it then the vote doesn't count. It says so in the rules and Andres chided me for it last round which I guess you guys didn't notice (or GH is just pretending). So this is the vote count:

Sasaki: 1 (boudica)
taka: 1 (GeneralHanky)

taka certainly appears to think he put on the lynching vote. For the second time. Scummy scummy!

Oh, I didn't notice. My bad.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Oh, I didn't notice. My bad.

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:stare:

taka, what do you have to say for yourself?

Well, sorry, at the moment this is my #4 priority on the .Org. :tongue:

Vote:taka

I'm going to avoid putting to much effort into this game.

i think you're scummy :stare: General Hanky's post with the vote for me was not edited, however you made it seem that he did edit it and did not tally it on the vote count.

and you cast mindless suspicion on him

and yes, i decided to post the lynching vote because i was and still am suspicious of you. you say that progress is slow like 2 or 3 times now.... i think you are certainly eager for night actions to kill
i knew someone was gonna say i was scummy, but i was prepared for it and i had to vote sometime anyway.

so once again:

vote: sasaki

with no edits this time

Sasaki: 2 (boudica, taka)
taka: 2 (GeneralHanky, Sasaki)

So we are stuck? Although it is true that taka seems (almost stereotypically?) suspicious I still can't ignore my intuition. Sasaki makes very good points and I like his attempt at a 'trap' using editing again, which I DID notice and actually feel suspicious of: I've never played a small game before, but if I was King then I would try to play super-town as Sasaki kind of has and hope that people would squirm enough, when put under the spotlight to acidentally look incriminating enough to lynch.

It was Sasaki's post saying how he wasn't going to put much in to this game, after nothing much came of his plan that makes my vote stick on him. Entirely possible that I'm trying to read too much into it all of course :D GH, why taka and not Sasaki?

Enclosed in the spoiler is the reason you should vote taka.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

https://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3157/924.gif

taka, do you find either hanky or boudica suspicious and why please?

Voting concluded.

Stand by for execution.

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 1 - Conclusion

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The peasants didn't say much. Some pointed fingers at each other, some of those fingers were pointed without having fulfilled the necessary previous formalities.

Yes, indeed, for some reason, there were formalities to respect before you could point your finger at someone in the Insignificant Kingdom of King Wahaha.

Nonetheless, at the end of the day Sasahahaki Kojiro and takahaha both had the same amount of votes.

One of the other peasants stepped forward and he showed a coin. "I will flip this coin and..."

"No, no, not flipping a coin. That's so boring, it's always flipping a coin when you have to make a random decision. Let's be more creative!"

"But flipping a coin is tradition!"

"I have a better idea! Blindfold me and I'll throw knives at the two targets. The one who gets hit first, will die!"

"Brilliant idea! This will be highly entertaining!"

And so, one of the peasants blindfolded himself and started to throw knives. The first knife missed. The second knife missed. The third knife missed. The ......

*** Eight hours later ***

The four hundred and fifiteenth knife missed. The four hundred and sixtheenth...

Sasahahaki Kojiro and takahaha were standing in a pile of knives. Both started to look very, very bored.

All of the sudden, Sasahahaki Kojiro couldn't take it anymore and he cried out his frustration.

"Ok, I'll end this nonsense myself!"

He took one of the knives and stabbed himself to dead.

The three remaning peasants went to sleep.

***

Alive (3):
boudicahaha
takahaha
GeneralHahahankerchief


Killed (1)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho

Lynched (2)
seireikhahahaan
Sasahahaki Kojiro

WoG/Suicide


It's now night. PM's please.

Ahahaharrrg!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

taka, do you find either hanky or boudica suspicious and why please?

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hanky? hm... 2nd thoughts maybe boudica. actually it might be taka.

all 3 are suspicious

Well. Am I incredibly naive to think that we (town:laugh4:) might have won?
If it's not the case big sorry to Sasaki :shame:

I think it was either Sasaki, boudica, or taka.

GH wins!!!!

dang, and i thought Ichigohoho was the most suspicious with his extension as hoho not haha

So what's going on!!! Are we deh-heh-heh-headed yet?

Andres ~:pissed:

Post taka's victory scene already...

The Incredible Story of King Wahaha - Night 2 - Conclusion

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GeneralHahahankerchief was awake. He went out of his house and started to think about what hahahappend.

"Mmmm...," he said to himself, "we probably lynched the King, so maybe I should now pretend to be the King! Yes, I only need to get rid of those other two idiots and I'll be King of this Kingdom!"

While he was walking and muttering in himself, he noticed boudicahaha and he immediately executed his plan.

"Hahahahaha! I am King Wahaha and I will kill you! Die! Die!"

"You are mistaken, sir," boudicahaha said, "I am King Wahaha! Die! Die!"

The two kept yelling at each other:

"Die! Die! Die!"

"Die! Die! Die!"

Three hours later, both where still alive.

takahaha stormed out of his home and started to yell at the two weird figures shouting at each other.

"Could you please shut up! I am planning my next assassination here and I can't concentrate at all!"

"Whahahat?" both GeneralHahahankerchief and boudicahaha said simulteanously. "Are you King Wahaha?"

takahaha sighed. "No, I'm Santa Claus in disguise."

boudicahaha and GeneralHahahankerchief started to jump --> :jumping: :jumping:

"We want a Playstation 3! We want a Playstation 3! Hahahaha!"

takahaha sighed again.

"I was being sarcahahastic! I'm not Santa Claus, I'm King Wahaha!"

"I'm King Wahaha!" GeneralHahahankerchief said, firmly.

"I'm King Wahaha!" boudicahaha said, even firmlier.

"I'm King Wahaha!" takahaha said, and he drew a rotten banana.

"Oh no! A rotten bananahaha! We will die now!" GeneralHahahankerchief and boudicahaha said and they started to run away.

takahaha threw the banana and both peasants slipped. They fell and both broke their skulls.

"Hahahahahaha!" King Wahaha said.

***

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Alive (1):

takahaha - King Wahaha



Killed (3)
Csahahar akahaha Ichigohoho - townie
boudicahaha - townie
GeneralHahahankerchief - townie

Lynched (2)
seireikhahahaan - Jester (objective : get yourself lynched and make sure King Wahaha survives.
Sasahahaki Kojiro - townie


MAFIA VICTORY !

:jester:

Fun, if short, game, Andres. I had a lot of fun, anyways. :jester:

:laugh4:

Looked like a really fun game, the write-ups were especially amusing Andres. :thumbsup:

Congratulations Taka :2thumbsup:

Can't believe you didn't lynch taka after he tried to quicklynch for the second time...

urg:shame:
shameless mafia behaviour. Sorry Sasaki. :idea2:I was right about Khaan though..oh. ho ho:wall:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Vote: taka

I have learned from a reliable source that taka is secretly King Wahaha in disguise.

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Shoulda listened to me. :no:

GG taka and thanks for hosting Andres, I think this is just what the Gameroom needed. :2thumbsup:

good game everyone, and thanks for hosting this hilarious game Andres :D the write-ups had me smiling for quite a while :beam:

i thought i was doomed when Sasaki did his vote edit trick, i was literally thinking "ohh :daisy:, i'm :daisy:" :laugh4:

what i wanna know is, General Hanky, how did u know it was me?